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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
  • #valve #halflife #halflife #hl #hl

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  • @Vinsedesign
    @Vinsedesign 9 месяцев назад +390

    I beat ''On a rail'' literally yesterday and at this particular moment I *accidentally* got off the train and saw how HECU soldier died of tripmine :D

    • @balisticren6155
      @balisticren6155 9 месяцев назад +7

      Beating it rn

    • @Subject97
      @Subject97 9 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@balisticren6155 the game right? The game right?!

    • @balisticren6155
      @balisticren6155 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@Subject97 Oh YEA I MENT THE GAME OOF DIDNT EVEN REALISE HOW THAT COULD BE MISINTERPRETED

    • @camera2178
      @camera2178 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@balisticren6155Same

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Subject97let the man be hard bro

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 9 месяцев назад +966

    I like how the rocket launcher uses a ceiling texture as the barrels

    • @Michi_Exiled
      @Michi_Exiled 9 месяцев назад +68

      LMAO it does

    • @Scarletdex8299
      @Scarletdex8299 9 месяцев назад +40

      And it kinda looks like lvl3 sentry from TF2

    • @Blackfatrat
      @Blackfatrat 9 месяцев назад +42

      Lmao. I assume it's a form of storage optimisation since storage was more expensive when HL came out.

    • @robotman5105
      @robotman5105 9 месяцев назад +44

      @@Blackfatratnot really, that rocket launcher is a brush model (modeled in the Hammer editor), so whoever made that, just felt that the ceiling texture worked well enough, the other textures are probably just the military crate textures. Just my input 🙂

    • @Blackfatrat
      @Blackfatrat 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@robotman5105 Oh interesting, thank you for the info :)

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 9 месяцев назад +1607

    Man, it's devastating-levels of concerning just how obsessed the HECU were with Gordon. Literally spraying death threat messages on the walls in a desperate attempt to demoralize him.

    • @pracalt1051
      @pracalt1051 9 месяцев назад +245

      I mean by the lore he is “highly trained professional” so I guess it kinda makes sense

    • @Scarletdex8299
      @Scarletdex8299 9 месяцев назад +317

      Some of them were spreading rumors, that Gordon deliberately caused a disaster as an act of sabotage
      (Those two at the rocket launch site talked about it)

    • @pracalt1051
      @pracalt1051 9 месяцев назад +139

      @@Scarletdex8299 Gordon is basically as powerful as any average half life player
      His moves are insane

    • @AfraidMonsters
      @AfraidMonsters 9 месяцев назад +1

      you think men in the military use their brains? I find it more sad, than anything. they're just told to hunt him down endlessly, and they have no reasoning in the matter they just blindly follow orders. cemented into their heads. i think a soldier writing that on the wall is more for him than freeman... obviously.

    • @birdlover8968
      @birdlover8968 9 месяцев назад +139

      I mean, it may be that freeman killed an HECU soldiers friend/buddy and the soldier is vowing to get revenge

  • @maazmasood5305
    @maazmasood5305 9 месяцев назад +568

    Not everyone is a highly trained professional like Gordon!

  • @wal-ck1pj
    @wal-ck1pj 9 месяцев назад +532

    YOU GOT NOTHING, NOTHING

  • @Vinsedesign
    @Vinsedesign 9 месяцев назад +22

    - Why do we all have to use these ridiculous tripmines?
    (HECU soldier be like)

  • @Hex_Scythe_takanashi
    @Hex_Scythe_takanashi 9 месяцев назад +119

    That HECU was like "you know, fuck this" and then he blew up himself):

    • @LollipopWNoChainsaw
      @LollipopWNoChainsaw 9 месяцев назад +15

      Nah, player just triggered a nearby tripmine down the track w/ the tram. You can even see a crater on the wall as he steps off to the side.

    • @gidi1432
      @gidi1432 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@LollipopWNoChainsaw no his ai became sentient and he couldnt live in this standard definition world anymore

  • @runawaycat4594
    @runawaycat4594 9 месяцев назад +29

    "Oh yeah, he'll pay, he'll definitely pay!"
    Me: *Blows up satchel charge*

    • @gaelen5868
      @gaelen5868 9 месяцев назад +2

      I did exactly that on my 25th anniversary run!

  • @georgeceposu6495
    @georgeceposu6495 9 месяцев назад +362

    This masterpiece aged like a fine wine!

    • @sperman6621
      @sperman6621 9 месяцев назад

      shut up

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 9 месяцев назад +41

      It's 2 days old

    • @Cesinha..
      @Cesinha.. 9 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@Wheagg he's talking about the game

    • @Glue_Eater06
      @Glue_Eater06 9 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Wheaggtwo days of aging is still aging

    • @lQuadXl
      @lQuadXl 9 месяцев назад +4

      _Stifler's Mom:_ *"Aged 25 years. The way I like it."* 😂

  • @Emrox-c1t
    @Emrox-c1t 9 месяцев назад +257

    I love how half life is so in trend right now😢

    • @A_Senitent_Ford_F150
      @A_Senitent_Ford_F150 9 месяцев назад +83

      25 years will do that

    • @morkgin2459
      @morkgin2459 9 месяцев назад +53

      Half Life will always be in trend.

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass 9 месяцев назад +60

      Tends to happen when something gets given away for free. Especially a big name like that.

    • @morkgin2459
      @morkgin2459 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@FokkerBoombass it was always in trend. The multiplayer is the only thing that has been affected.

    • @cndvdxyhjblbilg
      @cndvdxyhjblbilg 9 месяцев назад

      @@morkgin2459no it was made free and gen alphas now got access to it

  • @solairedeastora7195
    @solairedeastora7195 9 месяцев назад +54

    I love that the 25th anniversary revived the game.

  • @Saxon709
    @Saxon709 9 месяцев назад +33

    All his life, he wanted to be a U.S. Marine. Joins the Corp straight out of high school. Goes through boot camp, completes HECU training. Excited for his first mission. Sets up a rocket launcher, waits for this "Freeman" nerd, then SPLAT! Gone... Just like that.

    • @sejwok2628
      @sejwok2628 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nerd War is Hell

  • @user-bv7zo6vd4m
    @user-bv7zo6vd4m 9 месяцев назад +41

    Something that I noticed about how the game is coded is that if the game ashines a soldier to control a turret, most of the time they cannot break out of that. Usually that's not a problem because they are inside of pill boxes so you don't notice, but in the case of the rocket launchers, not only are the soldiers exposed, but they can only fire in a single direction. So if you manage to get behind them, they are actually completely docile, they cannot attack you

  • @Koronuru
    @Koronuru 9 месяцев назад +29

    Dude accepted his fate.

  • @extrachannelyt6528
    @extrachannelyt6528 9 месяцев назад +29

    YOR'E DEADTH FЯEEMAИ

  • @PartnershipsForYou
    @PartnershipsForYou 9 месяцев назад +5

    That marines favorite flavor is purple crayon

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 9 месяцев назад +1

      i prefer how the red crayons taste

    • @Beltboy
      @Beltboy 9 месяцев назад +1

      orange crayon is a personal fav

    • @lQuadXl
      @lQuadXl 9 месяцев назад +4

      brawn crayon taste lik chooklat

  • @Jwertubroelmaspro3477
    @Jwertubroelmaspro3477 9 месяцев назад +139

    Actually the smartest HECU soldier that we can see in the game is the one that shoots you through the vents, not even that being enough if you cover under a car he will press the button to crush you ☝️🤓

  • @Michi_Exiled
    @Michi_Exiled 9 месяцев назад +6

    (thanos voice)
    *You shouldve gone for the cart*

  • @de_dan
    @de_dan 9 месяцев назад +12

    HD models fans when they realized it's the default setting when u purchased half life

    • @Concon12316
      @Concon12316 9 месяцев назад +2

      not anymore

    • @pukei
      @pukei 9 месяцев назад +4

      blud always yappin about HD models i couldn't imagine being this obsessed

    • @de_dan
      @de_dan 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@pukei I HATE HD MODELS

    • @de_dan
      @de_dan 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@pukei go cry pls

    • @pukei
      @pukei 9 месяцев назад

      @@de_dan W yapper keep yappin

  • @actuallycantdoanything8179
    @actuallycantdoanything8179 9 месяцев назад +5

    They are marines, what were you expecting

  • @guccibeltnoose
    @guccibeltnoose 9 месяцев назад +1

    i was able to *walk in a straight line towards him

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 9 месяцев назад +75

    I'm surprised the Department of the Navy never filed a defamation suit on just how stupid the Marines are portrayed in this game 🎮

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 9 месяцев назад +14

      Different branch

    • @davemiller638
      @davemiller638 9 месяцев назад +26

      Because it made 'em look smarter than they are

    • @ParasocialCatgirl
      @ParasocialCatgirl 9 месяцев назад +18

      Fun fact: Crayon-eating is a well-established USMC tradition, taking place at events such as United States Marine Corps Balls, graduations, and other USMC ceremonies.

    • @idiot5089
      @idiot5089 9 месяцев назад +5

      Stop making fun of me, just because I ate a few crayons doesn't make me dumb :(

    • @randomusernameidk
      @randomusernameidk 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​​@@GunsAndAmmo3 They ain't smart enough to file a suit so they've gotta get a different branch to do it for them.

  • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
    @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 9 месяцев назад +1

    You're free, Deadman

  • @pawprint1
    @pawprint1 9 месяцев назад +5

    I like how he said "fuck it" and let the trip mine get him.

  • @WonkyTonkBotty
    @WonkyTonkBotty 9 месяцев назад +5

    The actual video is even funnier than the thumbnail! What is this, reverse-clickbait?!

  • @_mark342_
    @_mark342_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    a highly trained military is nothing compared to a scientist that brought alians to earth

  • @SodiePopCornPop
    @SodiePopCornPop 9 месяцев назад +5

    Yo're* marines are very bed at spilling smh

  • @ParasocialCatgirl
    @ParasocialCatgirl 9 месяцев назад +3

    tbf, they avoided having to live through the Seven Hour War and the subsequent Combine occupation - and it was a very quick death - so I'd say it could have ended worse for them.

  • @THairP_OG
    @THairP_OG 9 месяцев назад +2

    i wached thsi on 2x on accident and im still losing my shit

  • @SteeleJohnson-o7u
    @SteeleJohnson-o7u 9 месяцев назад +2

    Marines when they get shot in the head but it only hits their brain:

  • @sparkywilson1405
    @sparkywilson1405 9 месяцев назад

    "god has a HARD ON for marines"
    - da gumby

  • @OnurOzalp-personal
    @OnurOzalp-personal 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro dissed a 1998 video game NPC

  • @meowxgamingstuff
    @meowxgamingstuff 9 месяцев назад +1

    You are blessed by the yt algorithm

  • @Tyretes
    @Tyretes 9 месяцев назад +1

    the soldier rather die by his own hand than freeman.

  • @user-wj8es7tq1u
    @user-wj8es7tq1u 2 месяца назад +1

    Fre're dеаd, Youman.

  • @wendyhotchkiss7772
    @wendyhotchkiss7772 9 месяцев назад

    "Watch out, guys! Frag out!"

  • @Tushka1
    @Tushka1 9 месяцев назад +3

    Well, they are marines

  • @AutoFish6484
    @AutoFish6484 9 месяцев назад +1

    Smartest Marine

  • @Zoki4444
    @Zoki4444 Месяц назад

    He's the smartest because he didn't dare pick a fight with Freeman.

  • @nekronancy9680
    @nekronancy9680  9 месяцев назад +1

    i didn't check my channel again. until today. why the hell did this blow up?!??!!

    • @nekronancy9680
      @nekronancy9680  9 месяцев назад +1

      also ill never stop using hd models cry about it

  • @djblinboy
    @djblinboy 9 месяцев назад +3

    I always do the same. They always aim at your head (but duck is not changing head, just your hitbox becomes smaller and you camera goes down). Same goes for half-life 2, sometimes i hold a prop with the gravity gun and they wont shoot me, but they try so be fast.

  • @mrllamaton1873
    @mrllamaton1873 9 месяцев назад +1

    THEY AIN'T GOT CRAP ON THE USSMC!

  • @mahuba2553
    @mahuba2553 9 месяцев назад +1

    yore ded freemen!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @15braincellsremaining
    @15braincellsremaining 9 месяцев назад +1

    His ass was too heavy 😔

  • @wumpus976
    @wumpus976 9 месяцев назад +1

    *What do you mean I could’ve just crouched under the cart*

  • @ivan5595
    @ivan5595 9 месяцев назад +1

    And these guys are special forces

  • @user-wj8es7tq1u
    @user-wj8es7tq1u 2 месяца назад +1

    Hecu have the best grammar

  • @pigdogurbex
    @pigdogurbex 9 месяцев назад

    Gotta watch that backblast....

  • @GreenGamir
    @GreenGamir 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hecu’s when they don’t know how to use grenade launcher

  • @iumiforgot
    @iumiforgot 9 месяцев назад +1

    That's a really good thumbnail, but also the HECU atleast used the proper you are ending for his yore..

  • @SilvercattoOsom
    @SilvercattoOsom 9 месяцев назад

    And people say the HECU were smarter than the Combine.

  • @mvk0058
    @mvk0058 9 месяцев назад +3

    I tried to sneek up on that guy and i noticed hee can't aim downwards, he can't hit you if you crouch

  • @lilpipookoloo8792
    @lilpipookoloo8792 9 месяцев назад +2

    To be fair marines do eat crayons

  • @Bacho5
    @Bacho5 9 месяцев назад +9

    He doesn't get payed well for it

  • @SahilHossain-ff4if
    @SahilHossain-ff4if 9 месяцев назад

    Lore of smartest HECU soldier momentum 100

  • @marlee_goat
    @marlee_goat 9 месяцев назад +1

    jumpscare

  • @Viilmo
    @Viilmo 9 месяцев назад +1

    The mouse movement at the end to save the clip with geforce now

  • @fnord4960
    @fnord4960 9 месяцев назад +1

    ASSS. IS. HEAVY.

  • @Woogoo336
    @Woogoo336 9 месяцев назад

    He picked a really bad time to have a stroke

  • @coltforceplayer
    @coltforceplayer 9 месяцев назад +2

    Yore dead Freemen

  • @Luke_Skywalker1836
    @Luke_Skywalker1836 9 месяцев назад

    Indeed he’s smart

  • @lvlc6023
    @lvlc6023 9 месяцев назад +5

    USMC Drill Sergeant: "Warcrime start with W"
    USMC Recruit: "When the formation begin ?"
    USMC Drill Sergeant: "It just finish"

  • @christianchristiansen1471
    @christianchristiansen1471 9 месяцев назад +1

    They re marines after all

  • @heal_me96
    @heal_me96 9 месяцев назад +2

    It's funny, in HL2 you can just hold an item and CP with turret won't shoot you

  • @thecommunistloli1042
    @thecommunistloli1042 9 месяцев назад

    HD models are fantastic and do their job to improve an already fantastic classic game

    • @maybefaith23
      @maybefaith23 9 месяцев назад +1

      Eh... some of them look better (I prefer the crowbar, the shotgun and all the character models) but a lot of them are just sort of meh imo. Not much better, not much worse. I'd rather play with the original models since that's how they intended it.

    • @thatguy7208
      @thatguy7208 9 месяцев назад

      @@maybefaith23 RIP black HECU Soldier with cigar. I wonder, why didn't they make his model in HD mod.

    • @Marine_2010
      @Marine_2010 Месяц назад

      ​@@thatguy7208because he looks stupid.

  • @playedtoomuch5259
    @playedtoomuch5259 9 месяцев назад +1

    Buddy you try moving that thing up and down

  • @solyccndy1075
    @solyccndy1075 9 месяцев назад

    those numbers are so big that even a blind guy could hear them. hahaha

  • @Dakurar
    @Dakurar 9 месяцев назад

    THAT MARINE WAS AN ASVAB WAIVER

  • @CyanSythe
    @CyanSythe 7 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: yore is some how a real word meaning...Valve bought the entire dam English language for a funny half life 1 reference, "worth" Gabe, probably.

  • @markhovscrch4050
    @markhovscrch4050 9 месяцев назад

    Still occurs the bug there cant get the train pass even I up the lever.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 9 месяцев назад

    HECU don't place grenade at feet challenge (impossible)

  • @lifelike6423
    @lifelike6423 9 месяцев назад +1

    Man he almost got you

  • @norwegianboyee
    @norwegianboyee 9 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao u r ded freemen x;D
    Yo're gona pay for kelling our guis u educited traiter!

  • @Idk-lk1ff
    @Idk-lk1ff 9 месяцев назад +4

    Sir, please refrain from using HD models.

  • @moister3727
    @moister3727 9 месяцев назад +1

    Deathmatch be like

  • @normalusername5223
    @normalusername5223 9 месяцев назад

    hes on his break

  • @Alex_Fishman
    @Alex_Fishman 9 месяцев назад

    Playing Neo with those rockets is pretty fun, ngl

  • @titansmashproductions5001
    @titansmashproductions5001 9 месяцев назад

    ARRGGHHH CORPSMAN!

  • @honzabalak3462
    @honzabalak3462 9 месяцев назад +7

    Ew, HD pack.

  • @flordelizhawk358
    @flordelizhawk358 9 месяцев назад +2

    HD textures, the bane of my existence. I vowed to never love HD textures ever since I made the foolish mistake of doing it before.

    • @Marine_2010
      @Marine_2010 Месяц назад

      Oh my god hd pack I'm going to cry now 😭😭😭

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 9 месяцев назад +1

    I died here 20 times because i forgot i could crouch lol (and because i suck)

  • @Ivan_420
    @Ivan_420 9 месяцев назад +1

    *yore dead Freeman*

  • @ТойХтоКоміксиМалює
    @ТойХтоКоміксиМалює 9 месяцев назад

    2000 qi move

  • @Bloody_Spy
    @Bloody_Spy 9 месяцев назад +1

    yore dead freeman

  • @dreziv
    @dreziv 9 месяцев назад

    I ran into this the other day and I'm still really not sure why it happened.

  • @drballs440
    @drballs440 9 месяцев назад

    Don't worry guys he is smart he just skipped training.

  • @theperrymeatman
    @theperrymeatman 9 месяцев назад +1

    use of HD-models opinion invalidated.

  • @Kingrhem.
    @Kingrhem. 9 месяцев назад +1

    Marines aren't brigtest

  • @Spysapinmysentry
    @Spysapinmysentry 9 месяцев назад

    Yore dead freeman

  • @MisterMarin
    @MisterMarin 9 месяцев назад

    How interesting! Just look at that. 😛

  • @kusmig2142
    @kusmig2142 9 месяцев назад

    meanwhile the dumbest freeman

  • @zeitgeistlime
    @zeitgeistlime 9 месяцев назад +3

    valve making the claim of the military being stupid all the way back in 1998

  • @DyaMetR
    @DyaMetR 9 месяцев назад

    not the sharpest tool in the shed

  • @i8lvm_1738
    @i8lvm_1738 9 месяцев назад

    funny how i was jus at this part of the haha

  • @raiden98-t2n
    @raiden98-t2n 9 месяцев назад +2

    please stop using hd models

  • @charleshaskell2056
    @charleshaskell2056 9 месяцев назад

    It's because they're Marines

  • @diepsync8065
    @diepsync8065 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yore dead foream

  • @GT_GAMRx22
    @GT_GAMRx22 9 месяцев назад

    I was there yesterday

  • @kerimhanbozkurt
    @kerimhanbozkurt 9 месяцев назад +3

    bro sacrificed himself 😢

  • @Thysll
    @Thysll 9 месяцев назад

    A bunch of zs