THE SECRET OPTION UNLOCKED & SUMMONING THE DEMON GIRL'S POWERS?! | Yandere Simulator Myths

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @mottemoth
    @mottemoth 5 лет назад +5893

    * brings dead body into councilors office *
    Councilor: *don't misbehave*

    • @BlackCat-ll7ew
      @BlackCat-ll7ew 5 лет назад +40

      You legit copied this

    • @htxnonaa
      @htxnonaa 4 года назад +21

      Obvi

    • @wendydubeau3568
      @wendydubeau3568 4 года назад +19

      Jezze........ I LEGIT CHOKED ON MAH BACON XD omg that’s funny xD

    • @ShonaDudley
      @ShonaDudley 4 года назад +21

      @@BlackCat-ll7ew not copied but simpler

    • @Akuma_Homura
      @Akuma_Homura 4 года назад +25

      @@BlackCat-ll7ew so?

  • @kurapikaisnowdrowning9184
    @kurapikaisnowdrowning9184 5 лет назад +1179

    Midori: *screams*
    Teachers:
    Yan chan: *giggles*
    Teachers: *THE FU WAS THAT*

    • @cheeseyyy644
      @cheeseyyy644 4 года назад +9

      Kanato Sakamaki almost thought you said tofu at the fu was that Xd

    • @moirelanoir7926
      @moirelanoir7926 4 года назад +4

      Kanato!!!!! Where are your brothers?

    • @shilo1775
      @shilo1775 4 года назад +3

      @@moirelanoir7926 ...

    • @4n5h327
      @4n5h327 4 года назад +1

      @@moirelanoir7926 bruh

    • @christelleradyn8973
      @christelleradyn8973 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @parker6216
    @parker6216 5 лет назад +588

    “We are one, I am done” 7:55
    -Kubz Scouts

  • @akiwailam4299
    @akiwailam4299 4 года назад +1356

    Remember, it's a blessing to have delinquents in school.
    Teacher: Why are you eating now? It ain't lunch time
    Me: *blame delinquents*
    Teacher: where's ur homework?
    Me: *blame delinquents*
    If u fail, * blame delinquents*
    If ur sick, *blame delinquents*

  • @amoeba7875
    @amoeba7875 5 лет назад +2649

    *"we are one"*
    *"i aM DoNe"*

  • @ryxn_8765
    @ryxn_8765 4 года назад +1959

    * love how the Art Club pick up line is just a quote from Titanic.*

  • @Is_Angel
    @Is_Angel 6 лет назад +251

    The spider girl is all the placeholder club leaders, because all the clubs are now fully implimented so they are nowhere

  • @justsomeordinaryguy2573
    @justsomeordinaryguy2573 4 года назад +1952

    The Counselor Is Scared Of Delinquents,
    "Delinquophobia"

  • @r1tuals901
    @r1tuals901 5 лет назад +1431

    Spider Girl: "We are one."
    Jay: "I Am DOne!."
    Me:*DyING*

  • @jazmine246
    @jazmine246 5 лет назад +745

    2:12
    *the start of jay’s puns*

  • @fedoraborealis5791
    @fedoraborealis5791 6 лет назад +2036

    science club flirting: "we have good chemistry"
    im sorry

  • @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440
    @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 4 года назад +214

    the "we are one" "we are many" sounds like its from coraline

    • @leahmarten
      @leahmarten 3 года назад +10

      And I thought about Ermac's 'We are many, you but one'

    • @wolfherojohnson2766
      @wolfherojohnson2766 2 года назад +3

      “We are many, you are but one”

  • @TemereC
    @TemereC 5 лет назад +2999

    "You can be the gardener
    I'll be the hoe"
    I choked on my food XD

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact 5 лет назад +31

      I choked on my spit

    • @leeland5037
      @leeland5037 5 лет назад +20

      I choked on my soaghetti👌

    • @guccigrape2351
      @guccigrape2351 5 лет назад +20

      Wut else u choke on 😂

    • @leeland5037
      @leeland5037 5 лет назад +7

      I NEARLY COUGHED UP MY LUNGS MOSTLY YOU BETTER RESPECT ME

    • @macym1109
      @macym1109 5 лет назад +2

      Choked on my chips

  • @ChronicallyOn
    @ChronicallyOn 6 лет назад +457

    I've deciphered the Spider Demon Girl
    We are one: There was only 1 kind of Empty Husk that used to represent the club leaders before they were added
    We are Many: There were many Husks around the school just like how there were many clubs and leaders
    We are everywhere: Clubs, Club members and Club leaders are everywhere in and out of the school
    We are nowhere: When all of the club leaders were finished and added, All husks were removed and replaced by the real club leaders
    We will return: This makes me and other commentors think think that they will return and maybe they'll me the mysterious obstacle that Osana has.
    You're that dude, I hope this aids you well
    Like if you think this correct, And please don't copy this like holy Shitu don't

    • @sonianaisser4218
      @sonianaisser4218 6 лет назад +11

      she said WILL,and this character only looks like them,i think she wants Revenge,as the Club Leaders basically KILLED the Husks.

    • @heyitsspooky6904
      @heyitsspooky6904 6 лет назад

      Those are the exact explanations I was thinking!!

    • @irissmith7785
      @irissmith7785 6 лет назад

      Eddie Taylor I was thinking the same thing

    • @gianna8780
      @gianna8780 6 лет назад

      RazFratt lies

    • @heyitsspooky6904
      @heyitsspooky6904 6 лет назад

      and how would you know? It seems kinda obvious to me, of course there will be more than one person to think the same thing

  • @luccalara3015
    @luccalara3015 6 лет назад +560

    Jay,there is a way that you can make the counselor like you,because there is a kiss voice line in Genka's file,and I think that if you max your seductiveness and popularity she will fall for that yandere

  • @itsren6395
    @itsren6395 4 года назад +324

    With the get-away-with-murder-by-going-to-the-guidance-counselor-one, What happens if you spend the rest of the day there? If you never leave the room that is, what would happen?

    • @quintongareau-hames7903
      @quintongareau-hames7903 4 года назад +30

      Time freezes.

    • @sleepy9883
      @sleepy9883 4 года назад +26

      1. Time freeze but if you could then the police would arrest you becuase of the blood and wepon

    • @veeplushie
      @veeplushie 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@sleepy9883 couldnt you just incinerate weapon and clothes then show the teacher the body?

  • @blairbear4tw
    @blairbear4tw 6 лет назад +396

    What will the guidance counselor say if you were caught taking upskirt photos, entering the school faculty room, stealing, and entering the wrong class? Also, can you blame the delinquents for doing those things?

    • @TrueLifeWords
      @TrueLifeWords 6 лет назад +2

      you can actually ayano or yan-chan has an excuse to blame those things on the delinquents

    • @emmymilly852
      @emmymilly852 6 лет назад +8

      Well actually you can! If you always blame the delinquents for time you get in trouble, they will be expelled. When they are expelled you cant use that option I think

    • @brandonlee9048
      @brandonlee9048 6 лет назад +3

      Ayano would probably say something about her wanting to get a bad reputation to scare the delinquents.

    • @emmymilly852
      @emmymilly852 6 лет назад

      I forgot about that one actually, thanks for mentioning this one .-.

    • @Arzrio_
      @Arzrio_ 6 лет назад

      BurningRubyMMD yes

  • @heyyheyy5243
    @heyyheyy5243 5 лет назад +3152

    How about this pun for the science club: The chemistry between you and me are never negative.

    • @jjc.2102
      @jjc.2102 4 года назад +36

      never-

    • @heyyheyy5243
      @heyyheyy5243 4 года назад +19

      derpyboi ......

    • @jjc.2102
      @jjc.2102 4 года назад +19

      @@heyyheyy5243 I mean, that's the council's words

    • @TicoTacoo
      @TicoTacoo 4 года назад +19

      Jay already said that.

    • @TicoTacoo
      @TicoTacoo 4 года назад +17

      @Roblox Virgo wow you have a gacha life as profile pic you're so good.

  • @daddywumbo1676
    @daddywumbo1676 6 лет назад +264

    Maybe raising you psychology stat could help you with flirting/threatening/excusing/lying?

    • @juisi2607
      @juisi2607 6 лет назад +4

      That's actually a good idea!

    • @jimmilton6644
      @jimmilton6644 6 лет назад +4

      That might work.

    • @odi9145
      @odi9145 6 лет назад +3

      I hope it does especially for the lying. Really? A car hit an animal?

    • @child_of_the_moon5029
      @child_of_the_moon5029 5 лет назад

      multistanning queen
      Yep.
      “A bird flew up the girls skirt, it was such a rare occasion!”
      - Yandere Chan

    • @aomochii3277
      @aomochii3277 5 лет назад

      It might work for Jay but it didn't work for me

  • @h.debney
    @h.debney 4 года назад +366

    Jay making a gardening joke: “you be the gardener. I’ll be your hoe”
    Me: *laughing really really hard*
    My mum: “what. The hell is wrong with you?!”

    • @sapphirebeach8232
      @sapphirebeach8232 4 года назад +13

      “gEt aWay fRom mE” (This is a joke)

    • @lily1998
      @lily1998 4 года назад +8

      @@sapphirebeach8232 n...no...wait....

    • @stupid2563
      @stupid2563 4 года назад +1

      @@lily1998 lolllllll

    • @reireiyey
      @reireiyey 3 года назад +1

      @@lily1998 *snaps* If I cAn’t hAvE yOu. nO oNe cAn. *do it, do it, do it, do it do it* x_x

    • @jasminnavarettebaranggan1386
      @jasminnavarettebaranggan1386 3 года назад +2

      me to hahaa

  • @Sogudu
    @Sogudu 6 лет назад +2070

    Hey Jay, did you know you could actually have the delinquents expelled if you blame them too much?
    1. Blame them for carrying a weapon
    2. Blame them for being covered in blood
    3. Blame them for laughing
    4. Blame them for low sanity
    5. Blame them for taking panty shots
    6. Blame them for not being in your own specific class
    EDIT: I think you also have to fail at stealing the answer sheet right in front of the teachers in the lounge and blame the delinquents for that as well.
    Please like so Jay can see this!

    • @xuonivVi
      @xuonivVi 6 лет назад +19

      210 likes, no replies. What is happening.

    • @taizgerthetiger3204
      @taizgerthetiger3204 6 лет назад +7

      @@xuonivVi lmao well let's start the reply chain lol

    • @wormbo880
      @wormbo880 6 лет назад +16

      Wait how could you blame them for not being in your specific class? What would you have to do to achieve that??

    • @mike309game
      @mike309game 6 лет назад +15

      how can you blame the delinquents for taking panty shots

    • @aidanlam9739
      @aidanlam9739 6 лет назад +7

      wait what how can u blame delinquents for being in the wrong class

  • @billieihaveyourcados6744
    @billieihaveyourcados6744 6 лет назад +1320

    Problems? Don’t worry. Blame it on the *_DeLiNqUeNtS_*

  • @kasumidubs7094
    @kasumidubs7094 6 лет назад +450

    Counselor: Why did you bring a cat to school?
    Me: *THE DELINQUENTS WANTED A CAT*
    Counselor:Sorry,You're free to leave

  • @fluggerbutter93
    @fluggerbutter93 4 года назад +151

    "the council teachers are everywhere, in the halls, every classroom, in my butt hole, everywhere."
    -Jay, 2018

  • @potatoenesss
    @potatoenesss 6 лет назад +3691

    *bLaMe tHe dELiNqUeNtS*

  • @jay-xp1vo
    @jay-xp1vo 6 лет назад +158

    at 15:11 she said that she'll forbid the delinquents from carrying weapons, so if you go to school the next day will they not have weapons? it'd cool if they looked pissed off or something lol

    • @cutieplayz7291
      @cutieplayz7291 6 лет назад

      Toots yas

    • @twilightwolf5009
      @twilightwolf5009 6 лет назад +5

      So that’s why you would need to put the red paint on yourself to look bloody. To make the guidance counselor remove the delinquent’s weapons.

  • @adamavavision1213
    @adamavavision1213 6 лет назад +137

    4:24 I CANT!!!! "She has her arm around the guidence counsler like Hi How are ya?"XD

  • @Cosplamantic
    @Cosplamantic 4 года назад +63

    I thought of a 'flirt' for the cooking club and its hella bad XD "I think we could cook up a future together"

    • @3dynamic13
      @3dynamic13 4 года назад +5

      No it's not bad 😂 i really laughed at this

  • @asliceofcheese3449
    @asliceofcheese3449 6 лет назад +794

    Guidance counsellor: you were licking other students! EXPLAIN!
    Me: *tHe dEliNqUeNtS maDe mE dO iT*

  • @thickychicky4184
    @thickychicky4184 6 лет назад +2199

    What would the guidance counselor say if you choose the flirt option, when you have max seduction?

    • @itssarina7893
      @itssarina7893 6 лет назад +55

      kittencat good question

    • @stevencampbell886
      @stevencampbell886 6 лет назад +164

      ... I'm still scared from those corny pickup lines Jay came up with... 😵

    • @funkyashe
      @funkyashe 6 лет назад +17

      he has to try this

    • @ateezyaoi
      @ateezyaoi 6 лет назад +28

      she will suspend you

    • @Emerald__Ace
      @Emerald__Ace 6 лет назад +33

      And is there a different reaction every time you flirt with her

  • @frolicsomefangirl8696
    @frolicsomefangirl8696 6 лет назад +580

    If you raise your seduction stats through the roof, like panties and everything, can you get the guidance counselor to accept your love confession?

  • @oordinaryy1918
    @oordinaryy1918 4 года назад +53

    When the spider girl has her hair, leg things down she kinda looks like the robots thaat used to be club leaders

  • @Kai-no1hq
    @Kai-no1hq 6 лет назад +495

    *You know what would be cool? If you've been on this channel long enough, That dude did a alphabet killer challenge on August 29, 2016. Imagine him doing it now, but with last names. And without the demon near the tree. Would it be possible though?*

    • @thischannelisdead5077
      @thischannelisdead5077 6 лет назад +10

      iNSanitY depends on your stealth level i tried but i got my ass pinned ;-;

    • @LyokoGang
      @LyokoGang 6 лет назад +2

      Omg yes an updated version has to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @OneEyedGonn
      @OneEyedGonn 6 лет назад +1

      I feel approved I’ve been on this channel since February 2015. Okay I probably shouldn’t be approved... But yeah I remember when he did that challenge.

    • @lysybear98
      @lysybear98 6 лет назад +1

      Especially now that there's new students and more obstacles (student council and delinquents)

    • @duckgirl9917
      @duckgirl9917 6 лет назад

      That was awsome That Dude should totally do that again

  • @cookieboy2005
    @cookieboy2005 6 лет назад +169

    Police: Where were you at 13:42 on friday afternoon?
    Me: *T H E D E L I N Q U E N T S*

  • @AndiAnimates
    @AndiAnimates 6 лет назад +370

    You were watching Kubscouts? Explain!
    tHe dELInQuEnTS mADE mE do iT

  • @pokiidoki5532
    @pokiidoki5532 4 года назад +38

    Question:
    I know this will be in the future so the spider girl will be active so I have a question, summon the spider girl as usual, if you get in trouble for something and the teacher chases you and you put the last body in the circle, will they pin you in the realm while the spider girl is talking or will they wait till she’s done? Or is it going to be a dead-alive glitch?🤔🤔🤔
    Ps: YOU’RE THAT DUDE😋🤘🏾

  • @loganj4229
    @loganj4229 6 лет назад +252

    I think the spider is all the placeholder club leaders together. Don't they look similar? Also, 'we are one, we are many.' there was a lot of them, but they all were the same thing. 'We are everywhere.' They were all over the school. 'We are nowhere.' There weren't real physical things, just placeholders for real students. You couldn't do anything to them. Also, they are all gone now. 'We will return' Miyuji replaced the last one of them. They want to return. I think the spider eyes is what was under those bangs originally.
    but that's just a theory
    A GAME THEORY!

    • @lordzeffothepowerful3068
      @lordzeffothepowerful3068 6 лет назад +10

      They're here
      They're there
      They're everywhere
      Who you gonna call?
      Psychic placeholder leaders

    • @loganj4229
      @loganj4229 6 лет назад +2

      I loved the FNAF theories

    • @lordzeffothepowerful3068
      @lordzeffothepowerful3068 6 лет назад +1

      @@loganj4229 i hope Scott makes another fnaf game just so matpat can keep making fnaf theories

    • @loganj4229
      @loganj4229 6 лет назад

      @Marian Bonita Me too, but he'd actually die of frustration.

    • @lordzeffothepowerful3068
      @lordzeffothepowerful3068 6 лет назад +1

      @@loganj4229 stuff him in a fazbear suit and make the puppet give it live

  • @user-fl8ye5ke2r
    @user-fl8ye5ke2r 6 лет назад +162

    Tbh I think the spider girl is just talking about spiders. We are everywhere because yes, spiders are everywhere. We are no where because spiders aren't to noticeable and you can't really see how much spiders are actually around you at this second. We will return because if you kill a spider, more will just return. She may be talking about something more deep, but I thought it was cool that spiders match the thing she said.

    • @biancaryann8501
      @biancaryann8501 6 лет назад +3

      i was thinking she was talking about yanderes lol

    • @sweetnsoursis
      @sweetnsoursis 6 лет назад +2

      I like your Jacksfilms pfp. Cool Cool

    • @strangersky4702
      @strangersky4702 6 лет назад

      I don't think they are talking about them.

    • @linosaurus8135
      @linosaurus8135 6 лет назад +3

      Here's my theory.
      You know those old club holders? Remember they were everywhere? Now that there are present club leaders, they won't exist anymore.

    • @user-fl8ye5ke2r
      @user-fl8ye5ke2r 6 лет назад

      @@linosaurus8135 eh, I don't really think that. Tbh I don't think those old club leaders actually have anything to do with the game itself.

  • @dolunayd6306
    @dolunayd6306 6 лет назад +186

    “You can be the gardener, I’ll be your hoe...”
    - Jay (That Dude) 2018

  • @Kammi38
    @Kammi38 Год назад +8

    2:27 LMAOOOOOO BRO GOT AMAZING PICK UP LINES

  • @bonkpaw
    @bonkpaw 6 лет назад +97

    The gardening pun was absolute fire
    Btw you're that DUDE!

  • @anvarshaambadan4031
    @anvarshaambadan4031 6 лет назад +65

    I think "we are nowhere" means that the placeholder club leaders don't exist in the game anymore.

  • @y2kbrattz
    @y2kbrattz 5 лет назад +224

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me when my favorite song comes on: 0:00

  • @urmom-cp9hi
    @urmom-cp9hi 4 года назад +106

    2020 pickup lines: you can't spell quarantine w/out u r a q t
    Jay's pickup lines: you can be the gardener...... ill be your hoe...

  • @thickychicky4184
    @thickychicky4184 6 лет назад +758

    If you blame the Delinquents for the blood does she actually remove their weapons the next day?

    • @graciebrown4881
      @graciebrown4881 6 лет назад +8

      I don't think she has that much power over the Delinquents

    • @ateezyaoi
      @ateezyaoi 6 лет назад +1

      no

    • @JohnDoe-cx5oe
      @JohnDoe-cx5oe 6 лет назад

      2nd question

    • @darrelldraws_
      @darrelldraws_ 6 лет назад +4

      Yes if you re watch the video you could see they no longer had weapons

    • @8-bitd220
      @8-bitd220 6 лет назад

      I saw another video by razzbowski and they still had their weapons

  • @vingrite9271
    @vingrite9271 6 лет назад +661

    1) make senpai a girl in json files
    2) get reputation -100 or lower
    3) end the day
    4) You'll see... ;)
    5) I forgot to mention that YOU'RE THAT DUDE!
    EDIT: OMGGREOPJDFGREGDF HOW DID I GET SO MUCH LIKES?!

  • @TheNiczolai
    @TheNiczolai 6 лет назад +247

    What happens when you make the deliquents stop carrying weapons to school, and then try to pick a fight with them afterwards? Does the weapon magically appear or are the holding nothing?

    • @ZyraSpire
      @ZyraSpire 6 лет назад +7

      True.. but maybe their weapons will be gone the next day

    • @danyortiz336
      @danyortiz336 6 лет назад +1

      That is a very good myth...

    • @ryanlevinstein8740
      @ryanlevinstein8740 6 лет назад +2

      you get a like just for profile pic alone go pokepals!

  • @mirkokwokfunacc
    @mirkokwokfunacc 3 года назад +9

    "We can cook up some dessert like love"
    "Remember, when you need me, summon me"

  • @tsxkii_-246
    @tsxkii_-246 5 лет назад +347

    *I've tested the thoughts of me and you several times and the results were always positive*

    • @pxnguin.mp4
      @pxnguin.mp4 5 лет назад +4

      Summer I would like but it’s at 69 so I’m not gonna

    • @no-mads21st23
      @no-mads21st23 3 года назад +1

      Boy looking at this in 2022 7 1 is curse

  • @rainefyre6750
    @rainefyre6750 6 лет назад +218

    12:05 you had to include Owen Wilson’s “Wow” in Marley & Me

    • @fabled2448
      @fabled2448 6 лет назад +2

      When I clicked there I got an ad lol

    • @spanklic
      @spanklic 6 лет назад +1

      @@fabled2448 OMG same

    • @milkywayuwu2928
      @milkywayuwu2928 5 лет назад +1

      C.C. Studios liar there’s orange dots

    • @fabled2448
      @fabled2448 5 лет назад +1

      @@milkywayuwu2928 -_- we could have different thingies and the other person who replied said same so...

    • @jacob-2361
      @jacob-2361 5 лет назад +1

      Can I get some roux please because in the movie Marley and me Marley the dog dies.

  • @daisukkii1313
    @daisukkii1313 5 лет назад +652

    *yOu CAn bE THe gARdEnER i'LL Be yOUr hOe*
    Wtf im wheezing

    • @Alex.VR.Official
      @Alex.VR.Official 5 лет назад +4

      im sorry.....*AhEm* **yOu'Re

    • @heartstringsz1397
      @heartstringsz1397 5 лет назад +10

      @@Alex.VR.Official you're means *you are* Jungkook's ARMY is correct

    • @dxllistic
      @dxllistic 5 лет назад +3

      XxNevaehcatxX YT It’s your you unriped banana

    • @tarniahmatthews5396
      @tarniahmatthews5396 5 лет назад +2

      XxNevaehcatxX YT :/ how do you mess up spelling that bad

    • @gamergirl0141
      @gamergirl0141 5 лет назад +1

      @@heartstringsz1397 hi oka

  • @Hushwu
    @Hushwu 4 года назад +19

    7:02 budo looks like he has been kicked at the butt

  • @jisungsnatchedmeandandmybi9851
    @jisungsnatchedmeandandmybi9851 6 лет назад +452

    The spider girl is like the "girls" who say "join club?"
    Think about it! "We are one... we are many... we are everywhere... we are nowhere..."

  • @imsouljaboy
    @imsouljaboy 6 лет назад +193

    “You can be the gardener”
    “I’ll be your hoe”
    Typical Jay 🤣

    • @devilcruz3375
      @devilcruz3375 6 лет назад

      *•*•CaliCat•*•* siria

    • @mudasbeats
      @mudasbeats 6 лет назад

      *•*•CaliCat•*•* wowww

  • @ikesta6915
    @ikesta6915 5 лет назад +463

    I laugh at this moment 4:28
    Jay: she’s like hi how are yah?
    Me: 😂😂😂

  • @Amor-Et-Mors
    @Amor-Et-Mors 4 года назад +20

    Covered in blood. “ the delinquents did this to me!” Doesn’t check for wounda

  • @taizgerthetiger3204
    @taizgerthetiger3204 6 лет назад +74

    I think that in the future, if you join the acting club (gain their benefits), then you'll be able to successfully lie to the guidance counselor.

  • @Sogudu
    @Sogudu 6 лет назад +75

    Hey Jay! I've got a theory. Maybe flirting will work if you max out seduction and reputation? Please try this!

  • @makeme115
    @makeme115 6 лет назад +765

    If you're bloody and insane and the teachers see you, will you be sent to the guidance counselor because of the blood or because you're crazy?

    • @brandonlee9048
      @brandonlee9048 6 лет назад +10

      make me The teachers will send you to the guidance counselor. They would say that her behavior is unacceptable.

    • @jimmyplier74
      @jimmyplier74 6 лет назад +1

      yes

    • @InTheCosmos0
      @InTheCosmos0 6 лет назад

      Both

    • @XxELLAXxelenacarinea
      @XxELLAXxelenacarinea 6 лет назад

      make me umm of course

    • @pagesinyellow
      @pagesinyellow 6 лет назад +1

      make me I presume it’s whatever caused the teacher to send you there. I think it’ll go by what the teacher who sent you there noticed first. Good question though.

  • @elsa_0792
    @elsa_0792 4 года назад +118

    Jay: You can be the gardener and I can be your ho*
    Me: Chokes on pizza
    Als me: NOOOO MY POOR PIZZA.

  • @professionalstalkr
    @professionalstalkr 5 лет назад +408

    15:47
    *Mission failed*
    *We'll BLAME THE DELINQUENTS next time*

  • @yuliapopova2277
    @yuliapopova2277 6 лет назад +356

    *”I have blood on my uniform beacuse...B L A M E T H E D E L I Q U E N T S”*
    *Lol* 😂😂😂

  • @sue5145
    @sue5145 5 лет назад +332

    Yandere chan bald?
    “Blame the delinquents”

    • @jdavis7448
      @jdavis7448 4 года назад +10

      Councilor: Why are you dead
      Ayano:The delinquents

    • @kimmyorsumm8912
      @kimmyorsumm8912 4 года назад +7

      Why did you kill every student in school and their goldfish?
      "It was the delinquents"

    • @shilo1775
      @shilo1775 4 года назад +4

      Counselor: Why are you bloody and why you did you kill veryone except me oh yeah because I'm immortal like the headmaster and Info Chan hmm?
      Yan Chan: The de-
      Counselor: Get out (Points at the door) You don't need school Senpai is waiting for you, you don't need to kill anyone he wants to propose by have a nice day!
      Yan Chan: 0_0 0-0 (Surprised pikuchu face)

    • @jdavis7448
      @jdavis7448 4 года назад +3

      @@shilo1775 anna oop-

    • @shilo1775
      @shilo1775 4 года назад +1

      @@jdavis7448 -sksksksks

  • @charms5578
    @charms5578 2 года назад +16

    4:50 Can you leave the bodies there and not get caught? Like, can you use that fortress as a hoarding zone...?

  • @balencedbreakfast2064
    @balencedbreakfast2064 6 лет назад +2282

    "why didn't u bring in ur homework?"
    THE DELIQUENTS ATE IT
    Edit:this is the first time I got alot of likes

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 лет назад +10

      Lolz.

    • @toolongtowrite7549
      @toolongtowrite7549 6 лет назад +24

      Let me correct your sentence for you: "Why didn't you bring in your homework?"
      The delinquents ate it!

    • @logymadian9448
      @logymadian9448 6 лет назад +10

      @@toolongtowrite7549 u are rude

    • @el3trik_654
      @el3trik_654 6 лет назад +2

      LOL

    • @levi_cosplays9479
      @levi_cosplays9479 6 лет назад +1

      the majestic flying drunk crap LoL!

  • @luvicecordero2161
    @luvicecordero2161 6 лет назад +91

    So... the conselor said she would speak with the delinquents so they wouldnt bring weapons anymore. Does that means that the day after that conversation they would indeed bring no weapons?

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 6 лет назад +58

    Those puns killed me.
    *Literally and Metaphorically*

    • @noahversteeg53
      @noahversteeg53 6 лет назад

      Rip janrei africa ???-2018

    • @breadgeorge_
      @breadgeorge_ 6 лет назад

      Damn. While we're on the subject, can you explain to me what hell looks like and how you got access to the internet?

  • @kanrojineko
    @kanrojineko 2 года назад +13

    it would be kinda cool if you were able to sneak back into the school after getting suspended/expelled, kinda like the stalkers house
    also for the counselor one maybe she would be scared if you became a delinquent and had the tough persona?

  • @scooterankle9753
    @scooterankle9753 6 лет назад +95

    2:32 *_CHOKES ON POPCORN_*

  • @NCTZNSDoumochii
    @NCTZNSDoumochii 6 лет назад +109

    2 Yandere sim Video in one day?
    *THAT DUDE ONLY*

  • @loxolikesbread4896
    @loxolikesbread4896 5 лет назад +847

    Music: Sweet music together
    Cooking: We could cook up something nice
    Art: Paint something beautiful together
    Photography: Picture something nice
    Sports: Make a marathon in bed
    I can't think of anything else lol

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 лет назад +127

      Occult: "You sure put a spell on me."
      Delinquents: "You've been one bad girl (or boy)."

    • @loxolikesbread4896
      @loxolikesbread4896 5 лет назад +13

      @JAMES KOE omg genious

    • @loxolikesbread4896
      @loxolikesbread4896 5 лет назад +7

      @@red_five3325 omg smart

    • @dyzii2905
      @dyzii2905 5 лет назад +13

      Drama: break my bed LOL!! XD!!

    • @spicywater5967
      @spicywater5967 5 лет назад +52

      Gardening: “Let’s plant a future of us together.”

  • @wil-ba8043
    @wil-ba8043 4 года назад +46

    The spider girl IS actually activated by the club leaders, the club leaders are not real, The club leaders weren’t:
    1: In the circle perfectly
    2: you didn’t mop the blood
    3: You didn’t clean up
    4: you never restored your sanity

  • @takuachecuhs3849
    @takuachecuhs3849 4 года назад +381

    “We are one”
    “I am done”
    *i choked on my sushi*

    • @brittanymacdonald6077
      @brittanymacdonald6077 4 года назад +3

      Yo you like sushi!?!?!?

    • @Selkie_17
      @Selkie_17 4 года назад +7

      @@brittanymacdonald6077
      she wouldn't be eating sushi if she didn't like it :/

    • @3dynamic13
      @3dynamic13 4 года назад +3

      You have good taste, my friend 🍣

    • @avery_is_here9054
      @avery_is_here9054 4 года назад

      same xD

    • @sleepy9883
      @sleepy9883 4 года назад

      I live in England so I've never had sushi only once when i was little its was good :D

  • @digimonlover09
    @digimonlover09 6 лет назад +108

    Wasn't nudity also a thing that gets you in trouble? Have you tried out the Guidance Councilor dialogue for that yet? Or was that removed?

    • @thecursedpotato6561
      @thecursedpotato6561 6 лет назад +6

      He prolly doesn't wanna have to censor anything

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 6 лет назад +10

      Nah, no NPC notices nudity just yet. It would be hilarious to see the counselor’s lines for nudity tho

    • @whydoweexist9841
      @whydoweexist9841 6 лет назад +1

      Your not allowed to leave the shower/locker rooms nude

    • @digimonlover09
      @digimonlover09 6 лет назад

      Atalie Weirdo Oh. I remember there used to be some teacher dialogue about not being in the school uniform and making a mockery of the school. Maybe it was one of the hats or something I'm thinking of?

  • @teusahii
    @teusahii 5 лет назад +261

    "we are one....WE R DONE"
    ~JAY
    Me:"LEGGO GUYS WE GOT'EM

    • @spi3250
      @spi3250 5 лет назад +7

      He said "I am done".

    • @linda_ax
      @linda_ax 5 лет назад +1

      SpiralDoesGamez 654 I agree

    • @lara8978
      @lara8978 5 лет назад

      Agreed LMAO

  • @coco_gachabunny836
    @coco_gachabunny836 4 года назад +10

    'We are one’
    ‘We can win’

  • @lioav
    @lioav 6 лет назад +67

    Hey Jay! You missed a voiced line of the Counciler! Here are the instructions:
    1) Kill The Delinquents (ALL of them)
    2) End the day and make sure you don't get arrested
    3) Get info-chan to give you the info about the Counciler
    4) Get into trouble with the teachers and get sent to the Counciler's office
    5) Blame the delinquents when you are there
    6) See what she says!
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes!

    • @chatterbox1078
      @chatterbox1078 6 лет назад +2

      Counselor* sorry it bothered me a lot

    • @lioav
      @lioav 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you! I changed it, sorry about that!

  • @padlock8
    @padlock8 6 лет назад +152

    14:47 " *I'm covered in blood... BECAUSE I BLAME THE DELINQUENTS!* "
    Bet the she wont notice.

  • @zyvhiria6931
    @zyvhiria6931 6 лет назад +76

    If I Dont Pass In Exam this week I'll Blame the Delinquents.

    • @Gukueo
      @Gukueo 6 лет назад

      ElectricSkyPvP Good Luck 😁

  • @CubeBitt
    @CubeBitt 4 года назад +35

    2:22 Sounds like Flamingo when he's doing that high pitched voice

    • @KaiKailuv
      @KaiKailuv 4 года назад

      Bruh how

    • @pig7378
      @pig7378 4 года назад +1

      It does N O T

    • @CubeBitt
      @CubeBitt 3 года назад

      Update I still think it kinds sounds like it lol

    • @Lil72722
      @Lil72722 3 года назад +1

      It actually does lol. It’s this one specific voice he makes

    • @CubeBitt
      @CubeBitt 2 года назад

      Yeah guys it does cry about it

  • @lilbigfoot2551
    @lilbigfoot2551 6 лет назад +195

    I feel like to unlock the spider girls powers you need to do something that involves the number eight (because spider legs), like how many offerings you should bring, but the more I think about it the harder it is to think of something that isn’t just, kill eight people for the pentagram, unless, you dismember 4 people and bring her all eight of THEIR LEGS,

    • @val-pd7is
      @val-pd7is 6 лет назад +14

      what about each legs of the leader?

    • @nielsvanderven6889
      @nielsvanderven6889 6 лет назад +1

      and maby somone head

    • @amiq6165
      @amiq6165 6 лет назад +2

      Each leader becouse they took her place????

    • @Lifes.Project
      @Lifes.Project 6 лет назад +3

      Nice idea! I think that would work but, only with the REAL club leaders (not the vice president, or back up leader)!

    • @gachapolice7966
      @gachapolice7966 6 лет назад

      May work.

  • @victorineharrington7496
    @victorineharrington7496 6 лет назад +21

    Jay I got one!
    1. Go into any mode that youd like (Ebola, Hunger, blah blah blah)
    2. Cover yourself in red paint
    3. Make sure the teachers see you and send you to the counslers office
    4. Will you still have the mode in the counslers office?
    5. YOUR THAT DUDE!!!

  • @weepyllama
    @weepyllama 5 лет назад +45

    I was dying at the pickup lines but 2:32 absolutely annihilated me 💀

  • @estebanxd6335
    @estebanxd6335 4 года назад +3

    meme: 4:22 yandere chan: hello counselor can i te-
    Midori : AY HOW YA DOIN?!

  • @afterthoughts00
    @afterthoughts00 5 лет назад +390

    Spider girl can turn her head omg
    Cat:I CAN TOO

  • @witch01125
    @witch01125 6 лет назад +28

    JAY! I got one!
    If you eliminate all of the delinquents, then try to blame them for something the next day, what will the guidance counselor say? YOU'RE THAT DUDE!

  • @ぅか巡音
    @ぅか巡音 6 лет назад +96

    Jay! I have one! Make the Light Music Club disband (do not kill Miyuji), and follow Miyuji around! See what happens!

    • @naiyahtot
      @naiyahtot 6 лет назад

      !,,,,,,,,,,!%%%%%%%//":_€€^

  • @sm0kei38
    @sm0kei38 2 года назад +1

    THE ROMANTIC LINES FROM EACH OF THE CLUBS WERE LITERAL GOLD

  • @estullefavric
    @estullefavric 6 лет назад +66

    The guidance counselor once said she would permit delinquents from carrying weapons. Will that actually happen the next day? And if so, is fighting with them affected?

  • @koen2974
    @koen2974 6 лет назад +34

    I cracked up when jay said "draw me like one of your French" girls in that accent. I just watched the titanic like two weeks ago and I find that hilarious.

  • @abracadabra4317
    @abracadabra4317 6 лет назад +41

    I gotta question!
    What would happen if you have the councilor “remove the delinquents weapons” and then try to pick a fight or bother them. Would they be pissed that your teasing them, ignore you, or still do the same thing as usual?

  • @JayMarz0011
    @JayMarz0011 6 лет назад +65

    I think thats why you want to cover yourself in blood. Because if u blame the delinquents then she takes thier weapons

  • @ddcupcakes3600
    @ddcupcakes3600 6 лет назад +41

    13:22 "You're free to leave" Yan chan then does the evil face and stalk Senpai with her gigantic box

  • @aomieee
    @aomieee 6 лет назад +60

    Since the counselor said she would forbid the delinquents from carrying weapons on school grounds if you blame them for being covered in blood, will they actually not carry them the next day? And if so, what if you pick a fight with them?

    • @thekindlegarden
      @thekindlegarden 6 лет назад

      Just wanted to say, your profile picture is precious! ❤️
      I also liked for Jay to maybe see.

    • @aomieee
      @aomieee 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you The Kindlegarden

    • @MrSasunaru101
      @MrSasunaru101 6 лет назад

      No, it didn’t work for me

  • @anahi-fz1ke
    @anahi-fz1ke 4 года назад +1

    LOL!!!!!! I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When he was saying things like"NoT TrYIng to bE DrAmTatiC BuT I CanT LiVe AnOTher SEcoND WiTHouT YoU" So yeah laughed MEH BUTT OFF

    • @anahi-fz1ke
      @anahi-fz1ke 4 года назад +1

      Oh and I was also Laughing meh BUTT off LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! When he said"I'm so sorry Plz dont Unsub"

  • @noonebossesthegarnet2890
    @noonebossesthegarnet2890 6 лет назад +266

    Romantic puns depending on the club:
    Science Club: Are you into Science? Because I LAB you!
    Cooking Club: I’ll give you a PIZZA my heart!
    Drama Club: Are you a stage manager? Because everything makes sense when you’re around!
    Gardening Club: My love for you won’t stop BLOOMING!
    Art Club: You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
    Gaming Club: Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.
    Light Music Club: Are you Shakira, because those hips don’t lie!
    Occult Club: I’m not a vampire, but I always lose my head around you!
    Photography Club: True love can never be photoshopped!
    Sports Club: I’m sorry, my love for you won’t stop running!

  • @opalstar2727
    @opalstar2727 6 лет назад +31

    4:22
    I want to see my little Midori
    HERE SHE COMES!

  • @gamingblueeveejankowska7905
    @gamingblueeveejankowska7905 5 лет назад +53

    "We are one, I am done."
    Kubz scouts, 2018

  • @someone_2008
    @someone_2008 Год назад +2

    him dancing bald in the intro I couldn't stop laughing well I did once the video ended :D

  • @reiii_sama
    @reiii_sama 6 лет назад +382

    **carry a knife**
    the delinquents made me do it!
    **weird laugh**
    the delinquents made me do it!
    **cover in red paint**
    the delinquents made me do it!
    guys just blame the deliquents

    • @martabenkova4219
      @martabenkova4219 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @kiwi2070
      @kiwi2070 5 лет назад +5

      Is it just me, or does anyone lowkey a fangirl of any of the delinquents?

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 5 лет назад +1

      I got the feeling that this "Blame the Delinquents" meme is the Yandere Simulator equivalent to the popular "Blame Russia" meme. Am I wrong?

    • @ChaoticLian
      @ChaoticLian 5 лет назад +1

      Boi if you do it to many times she will get mad at you but that is very clever so i give like on your comment a sub

    • @ChaoticLian
      @ChaoticLian 5 лет назад +1

      Also i am also a gachatuber