8:04 Don't test my nerves and heart GIVE ME MY SON BACK, WOMAN, I CAN HEAR HOW YOU JUST PUT OUR SON CLOSER TO THE TITANS GAAAAAAAAAH 8:51 Me: */HYSTERICAL SCREAMING/* 8:58 and *_HERE MY HEART STOPPED_*
“Im working with two cups of coffee two hours of sleep in the past week my love for my wife and kid and I ready to take on god or become one” - dad listener
Wow! I loved and still love your version of Armin and now it will be Hange, You can really show the hint of madness in both of them masterfully (No insult at all) you are doing great as usual :)
She would costantly expose me to titans and put my life in danger. I think social assistants would take me away from her 2 minutes after the adoption xD
@@Dazai_Husband I can't handle heights, my balance is shit, and you think I'm gonna keep my cool going against I titan? If I don't get eaten by a titan, I'd die because I slipped off a building.
@@daviejonathan8337 Lmao same! I'd die by slipping off a damn building, my friends would probably die by being eaten by a titan bc they agitated it, or die by something stupid.
@@S3R14LCR13R_ lol. I'd probably die from the height. Because all those tricks and shit they did in the air, I'm not able to do all that shit. And I'd most likely die from trying to land properly.
The listener is whoever you want them to be.... I've personally been using the character of mine named Yamei Orinokoji AKA the Chaos Titan (one of 8 titans I came up with)
I love hanji very much, and im sure the kids probably so cute but...i hate the name Albert so much, like hanji please that is such an ugly name, id take (almost) any other name T-T
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I like how were the worrying parent and Hanji Is the one who's like *Let's so this they'll be fine*
*almost gets bitten*
Hanji: Its fine!
She'd be that mother who after a fight would ask "Did you win?"
@@lieutenant.catnip yes I did
Imagine being Hanji's child omg
I would litterly be in heaven ✨❤️
@Ranpo Edogawa karma being hanji simp probably
Working on my Attack on Titan OC, he's Hanji's Nephew.
@@Dazai_Husband omg same
Who’s giving us grey hairs more? The kid?
OR HANJI?!
Both of them but hanji gives us heart attacks daily
Hanji: Oh, nope, dont try to eat my hair ~
Me: ಥ-ಥ _oh god that's so cute_
I know
8:04
Don't test my nerves and heart GIVE ME MY SON BACK, WOMAN, I CAN HEAR HOW YOU JUST PUT OUR SON CLOSER TO THE TITANS GAAAAAAAAAH
8:51
Me: */HYSTERICAL SCREAMING/*
8:58 and *_HERE MY HEART STOPPED_*
SAME.
WOMEN PUT MY SON DOWN OR SO HELP MR GOD SAVE ALBERT 🙏
@@Ineedsleep5940 forget god I’m calling thor and the avengers screw the lack of logic
At 8:51 i was already holding a sword to the titans nape
Hanji: where introducing you to the Titans today!
Me who in the story I presume is a very small child: 👁👄👁💧
No where the dad
“Im working with two cups of coffee two hours of sleep in the past week my love for my wife and kid and I ready to take on god or become one”
- dad listener
This comment is accurate
My recommendations are full of your videos and I’m so glad
Hanji would make a great yet dangerous mom with her titan obsession
I like how these been perents for them then Levi is beating y/n up
Please do more Hanji (any scenario) or Rico (any scenario)! Maybe try Nanaba x listener?
Honestly tho I’m a simp over all AOT girls, especially Hange.
I cannot tell you how anxious I got every single time they talked about getting closer I felt like they'd both die-
Im a girl but i still listen to this-
same
Hi Sasha, POTATO GIRLLLLLLL
Hear me out POTATO ASMR
Potato girl can i have one of your potatos
@Harry Reid yes
Wow! I loved and still love your version of Armin and now it will be Hange, You can really show the hint of madness in both of them masterfully (No insult at all) you are doing great as usual :)
8:56 why do I just imagine us after that getting A LOT of white hairs
We all want an parent like Hanji 💖
She would costantly expose me to titans and put my life in danger. I think social assistants would take me away from her 2 minutes after the adoption xD
I luv your content insomniac
Ngl, I probably would've been the first one dead if we had an encounter with titans.
No u wouldent, I would cause I would just be sitting there like “ hey Titans I’m here gonna eat me or what 😎 “
@@Dazai_Husband I can't handle heights, my balance is shit, and you think I'm gonna keep my cool going against I titan? If I don't get eaten by a titan, I'd die because I slipped off a building.
@@daviejonathan8337 Lmao same! I'd die by slipping off a damn building, my friends would probably die by being eaten by a titan bc they agitated it, or die by something stupid.
@@S3R14LCR13R_ lol. I'd probably die from the height. Because all those tricks and shit they did in the air, I'm not able to do all that shit. And I'd most likely die from trying to land properly.
Imagine rewatching this 😅
The dog:*hides under the table*
Hanji: you like to hide under there don't you?
Me: yeah because he's scared for there life!
3:48 Just Like Eren's Mom
We’ve been testing the ink and it’s poisonous to humans
Me: who did you test it on
I don't know who I should be worried about more, the kid or Hanji
I have a question are we a Titian and when we transform is our child going to hate us?
The listener is whoever you want them to be.... I've personally been using the character of mine named Yamei Orinokoji AKA the Chaos Titan (one of 8 titans I came up with)
DUDE ALBERT IS MY NAME WHO AM I IN THIS STORY???😭😭💀💀
when I said I wanted hange to be my mommy I didn’t mean literally😔💀
and now my son is successfully traumatized
The- likes are- 911 -
When I tell you my heart leapt 300000 feet I mean it 😰
Ur heart rn: 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️💨
Wow- im faster than light its self😅
Ah a fellow tamaki lover
hihiii
Like ❤
no❤️
@@alpha-oh8mf huh
Please make gender neutral
Well the ones that have x listener are gender neutral but some are a single gender
Okay... okay... okay so my heart feel with my favorite ships.
"attack on titan fan non-canon ships"
Me: Hanji X Moblit
Me: My Ships is 💔 dead 😭😭😭
I thought i was the only one shiping Hanji x Moblit😢😭
The son is named Albert, after a cannibal serial killer. If you have more sons you can name them Andrei and Jeffrey.
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖Beautiful
I feel so bad for dad lisner and albert to be honest there probably tired of hange being a crackhead
FIRST AGAIN
Can I switch roles with our son? He's acting like me!
Not me thinking I was Albert 2/3 of video
Is Albert out or not I am confused 😐
I mean Albert our son
i have a request um can you do hanji x (f) listener // play the pocky game
it's ok if you dont wanna or if you dont see this comment :D
I’m moblit aren’t I.
Nahhh your levi✋ JK JK YOUR YN
Who da dad tho?
I think is you 😐?
But aren’t u the kid 👁👄👁
@@Dazai_Husband Huh what do you mean?
@@Dazai_Husband no your the dad/mom aka yn
I'm no male but idgaf if Im a girl
I love hanji very much, and im sure the kids probably so cute but...i hate the name Albert so much, like hanji please that is such an ugly name, id take (almost) any other name T-T