@@mattebanks4051 Hey, just thought I’d say that it’s understandable to be worried, but it’s not worth worrying about something you can’t control. Putin is clearly insane and at some point he’s gonna get taken out OR the economic sanctions will work (Russian stocks lost around 250billion today). The Russian economy will collapse and Putin will have no choice but to withdraw and face the extra sanctions and likely war reparations. If it’s nuclear war you’re concerned about, again… not worth worrying about - to some extent, it’s the best way to go. You wouldn’t even notice it
@@mattebanks4051 I’m in England too, and I’m not worried about US, I don’t see it reaching that far, but worried about Ukraine😪 If any other country gets actively involved, I.e Belarus, then I can see full on war breaking out, because the west will want to squash it before China jumps in too. Also if Ukraine ask and are accepted into NATO in some sort of fast track, we will all be obliged to defend an armed attack against a fellow member. Either way, World War 3 is coming 😪
@@mattebanks4051 well you shouldn’t be mate. There won’t be a WW3 😂🤦♂️. At least not over this. The worst that will happen is Russia get a few tough economic sanctions and then we all move on with our lives. Just like when they invaded Crimea in 2014. Stop worrying and take everything you read on the news with a massive pinch of salt, they make money off of scaring people.
Honestly, one of the best guests so far on Happy Hour. Such an interesting conversation! I don't say things like this often about podcasts, but I could definitely see him coming on as a repeat guest in the future. He just got on with the Jack and Stevie so well.
A woman who thinks it’s normal to poop in the corner of a room probably shouldn’t be shagging people for money. I don’t think she’s in the right mind to make that decision
A girl I met at a house party went on to have sex with multiple people that night. After that she peed in the corner of the room, while the toilet was right next door. She got hospitalized in a mental hospital few months after that for some reason, so something was definetly not ok with her.
Danny D is such a legend best guest that’s ever been on the show when he retires JaackMaate & the team should hire him as a full time worker on the podcasts.
@@flannelflaps7090 oh are u his agent? He could bring more views in & make big bucks from a podcast as well or did u forget how much RUclipsr make as well? 😂
Had friend in college. His name was Danny. We friends used to call him Danny D. But he used to get offended & when asked what's the reason. He said," You're mocking me by calling a name whose getting girls from everywhere & here I am with nothing."😆😆
@@chiefgilray read it again you'll spot your mistake. I was impressed by his interview skills and the size of his cock in the films, mine is nothing like that and I'm sure yours isn't either. Best plan really is say what you want to say then we can all get on with our lives.
I once went to look around a house I was going to rent, me and the estate agent went to look at the back yard but we seen someone out there through the window, it was a woman with a bottle of vodka next to her sleeping in the yard. We knocked on the window to wake her up, she got up stared at us, then pulled her pants down and just took a shit whilst staring right at us. The most random day of my life.
Long, horrible and totally-worth-it story. Proceed with caution. I worked in a tattoo shop years ago on the beach in Florida. We had dozens (sometimes hundreds) of drunk people come in daily though we never tattooed them if they were more than buzzed. One time a group of drunk girls came in and one kept flirting with all the male artists. Not just casual flirting (which is common) but full-on, graphic "asking for it" talk. One of the guys took her to the back of the shop, which opened to a courtyard, and they went at it while the rest of us stayed inside and looked at each other awkwardly. Several minutes goes by and we hear yelling and the guy runs in and straight to the bathroom. We checked on the girl, who was pantsless and casually walking back in, and she proceeded to leave with her girlfriends. Once the guy came out of the bathroom we figured out she had pooped on him as she "reached her peak" (so to speak). As if that weren't bad enough it was explosive and very, very wet. He had to take off most of his clothes and drive home to change in just his underwear. The rest of us told him he deserved it for taking advantage of her inebriated state and never let him live it down. This was in the late '90s and still makes me laugh. That woman probably has kids in high school or college now that have no idea their mom was such a wild woman. ;-)
He's my sister's personal trainer!!! She seems oddly excited to work out always! Sometimes even multiple times a day! Now I understand why, this guy is friendly!!!
That final story... what a condemnation of the US healthcare system. You fall 20 feet and you refuse a trip to the hospital because you may not be able to afford having your broken body mended? Fucking hell.
Nearly was sick with the frequency and speed of the camera changes here. Was like shaking my head left and right a hundred times 😂🤮. Funny chat though! Best as a podcast this it rather than watching 😂
Many murders have been discussed on this podcast but a woman doing a poo in a corner is the most insane thing hmmmmmm sus
2 года назад+13
I suppose in a way you can understand murder, we see it so much on TV and film people understand the motives behind it, we see it in the news people know how it is done. The physical act of doing it would be strange but hearing about it happening not so much. But a woman shitting on the floor in a room full of people (when that isn't the point of what people are filming in there) when there is a perfectly good toilet right next to it is truly strange.
“Barking and Dagenham reserve player” that’s the best. I would like to meet that guy. Quick witted dude. Thank God for those who founded the NHS in UK 🇬🇧! I love labour for that.
Is it just me or being an American and listening to English dudes talk is awesome to listen to. Literally talking about some nasty stuff haha yet it sounds so sophisticated
I had a girl from the same city as me, end up going to the same university. I didn’t really know anything about her but anyway she took a gigantic shit at a party in the middle of basically the dance floor. Everyone knew we were from the same city so they were like “you gotta do something”. Yelling at these people like “I don’t f’n know her” So…. naturally i went to the kitchen and I got a fork, knife, plate and bbQ sauce ….. Jk! But I was like wtf am I supposed to do ? She’s clearly lost her mind! She was very pretty but holy shit was her mind was a mess and I spent the next several hrs talking her down and dealing with what I can only describe as chimpanzee in a blonde wig. I Still feel violated by her antics. Needless to say she didn’t make it through the semester.
2 года назад+11
I'm keeping that Dagenham and Redbridge reserve player idea in my back pocket...
Agreed, he's a true gent. As well as helping your wife, he kindly assisted my girlfriend with her dodgy plumbing! He also gave her sister a lift after in his taxi even when she had no cash to pay him. Totally decent geezer!! 😂😅👍
that pelvic bone bit really made me wince. thats happened to me a few times. im terrified having a woman on top. ive heard stories of dudes that broke theirs and needed surgery. god it's terrifying.
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Any theories on "corner poop gate"? Why was the side of the set more favourable than a regular ol' toilet??
Marking her territory
Cocaine binge
Bored
Sleep walking
Vast amount of narcotics
He was my wife's personal trainer a few years back. Top bloke. Really glad he's doing well
Bruuuuuhhh
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah fam you know he clapped your mom right ,
😂
Bruh this dude has ridiculously good comedic timing and knows how to turn what could've been a boring story into something funny
Timing is important
Multi talented.. agreed!!
His a pornstar he knows how to entertain, comedians and pornstars are cut from the same cloth I feel, most I've seen on podcasts are funny as fuck
Didn't find him funny ngl 🤣
He is a good actor
I can assure you this guy has an absolutely COLOSSAL personality.
and a huge wang
You are correct! All the women love him for his ENORMOUS personality!!!
@@philbertpicklesworth9169 Maybe he is the dream guy for ladies and amazing personality and amazingly massive Wang
he looks so camp how is he straight
@@paulmcdonough1093 he’s actually bi I’m pretty sure I think he’s done stuff with guys. Don’t ask me how I know that.
He was my aunt's doctor, my mum's personal trainer and my sister's step-brother. Top lad!
What a professional he is, you lucky to have him
Did they all lose control of their bowels too?
Multitasking Master
@HEY!YO!IT'S!RAZORCLA(E)W wait-
Have you had a DNA test yet?
Honestly one of the best guests you've had on. He just seems like a natural fit.
Pun intended.
I can assure you its unnatural 😂
@@michaelhills1063 does he take tren for his shlong or sumtin?
Porn intended😉
@@BLVZEE if it was that easy every guy would be walking around with 7 inches
@@phnxsteve7up he's 10 inches not 7 lmao
A gentle distraction from World War 3 beginning 😂
Yo, I absolutely hope I'm not alone in England when I say I am absolutley filled with anxiety and panic.
@@mattebanks4051 Hey, just thought I’d say that it’s understandable to be worried, but it’s not worth worrying about something you can’t control. Putin is clearly insane and at some point he’s gonna get taken out OR the economic sanctions will work (Russian stocks lost around 250billion today). The Russian economy will collapse and Putin will have no choice but to withdraw and face the extra sanctions and likely war reparations. If it’s nuclear war you’re concerned about, again… not worth worrying about - to some extent, it’s the best way to go. You wouldn’t even notice it
@@mattebanks4051 I’m in England too, and I’m not worried about US, I don’t see it reaching that far, but worried about Ukraine😪 If any other country gets actively involved, I.e Belarus, then I can see full on war breaking out, because the west will want to squash it before China jumps in too. Also if Ukraine ask and are accepted into NATO in some sort of fast track, we will all be obliged to defend an armed attack against a fellow member. Either way, World War 3 is coming 😪
@@mattebanks4051 well you shouldn’t be mate. There won’t be a WW3 😂🤦♂️. At least not over this. The worst that will happen is Russia get a few tough economic sanctions and then we all move on with our lives. Just like when they invaded Crimea in 2014. Stop worrying and take everything you read on the news with a massive pinch of salt, they make money off of scaring people.
@@IR._ why is this happening btw
One of the best guests you've had on here lads. Such a genuine, top bloke.
Not really, he's disgusting. Funny guy though
@@bonifiedeagle6128 I personally didn't find disgusting but each to their own :)
@@ToastMalone824 I don't mean he is disgusting, I mean what he does for a living is shameful and gross.
@@bonifiedeagle6128 what do you do?
@@kiagol159 he watches anime so probably nothing
i was in hospital with this guy! the nurse really wanted to make sure he took his medicine, glad to see he's alright now.
Yeah my gf told me he was really ill and needed a lot of attention , she was one of his nurses
My sis took him a coffee she was gone for ages
Most definitely not NHS nurses though, i keep telling people Americans pay more but get better service lol
Honestly, one of the best guests so far on Happy Hour. Such an interesting conversation! I don't say things like this often about podcasts, but I could definitely see him coming on as a repeat guest in the future. He just got on with the Jack and Stevie so well.
A woman who thinks it’s normal to poop in the corner of a room probably shouldn’t be shagging people for money. I don’t think she’s in the right mind to make that decision
Defo drug
Meth mind
fair point
A girl I met at a house party went on to have sex with multiple people that night. After that she peed in the corner of the room, while the toilet was right next door. She got hospitalized in a mental hospital few months after that for some reason, so something was definetly not ok with her.
Tanner Mayes
Helped my wife when she got stuck in the washing machine. Top bloke 👍🏻
The podcasts recently have been immense but this has been my favourite so far, would love Danny on again, absolutely class
Kinda sus g
I have laughed dangerously loud at some of this guy’s jokes, its really not safe
This is the best comment
Danny D is such a legend best guest that’s ever been on the show when he retires JaackMaate & the team should hire him as a full time worker on the podcasts.
I can’t imagine he’ll be retiring anytime soon lmao
The man makes 20 grand a month on a side hustle, they aint hiring him
@@flannelflaps7090 oh are u his agent? He could bring more views in & make big bucks from a podcast as well or did u forget how much RUclipsr make as well? 😂
He'd absolutely smash it
@@RhysP11 I agree bruh he’s having too much fun but imagine his story’s weekly 😂
Had friend in college. His name was Danny. We friends used to call him Danny D. But he used to get offended & when asked what's the reason. He said," You're mocking me by calling a name whose getting girls from everywhere & here I am with nothing."😆😆
This podcast was AMAZING! Thank you!
His comedic timing was brilliant and the whole vibe was great.
he is not even funny but your levels is a lot lower than mine i have higher standards of comedy
@@paulmcdonough1093 You miserable sod.
This guy is a class act in a adult movies, also an extremely amusing interviewee. 👏 I'm doubley impressed.
Do you watch him more than the girls...
@Lee Gilray sorry mate no I don't, my preference has always been women but if you have other values that's fine by me.
@@HD-dz4uk oh right, it's just that you're "doubley impressed" by him...
@@chiefgilray read it again you'll spot your mistake. I was impressed by his interview skills and the size of his cock in the films, mine is nothing like that and I'm sure yours isn't either. Best plan really is say what you want to say then we can all get on with our lives.
@@HD-dz4uk mate you bit HARD...
I like how someone doing a poo in the corner of a room is the most INSANE story they've ever had on the pod 😂
I mean that is an insane story
Not really, it’s just a shit 😂
Clickbait title.
I once went to look around a house I was going to rent, me and the estate agent went to look at the back yard but we seen someone out there through the window, it was a woman with a bottle of vodka next to her sleeping in the yard. We knocked on the window to wake her up, she got up stared at us, then pulled her pants down and just took a shit whilst staring right at us. The most random day of my life.
@@GrizzlyAdams101 dude lmao
Honestly, after the career he’s in, get this bloke to do the comedy club circuit.
Like, the man is genuinely funny
Long, horrible and totally-worth-it story. Proceed with caution. I worked in a tattoo shop years ago on the beach in Florida. We had dozens (sometimes hundreds) of drunk people come in daily though we never tattooed them if they were more than buzzed. One time a group of drunk girls came in and one kept flirting with all the male artists. Not just casual flirting (which is common) but full-on, graphic "asking for it" talk. One of the guys took her to the back of the shop, which opened to a courtyard, and they went at it while the rest of us stayed inside and looked at each other awkwardly. Several minutes goes by and we hear yelling and the guy runs in and straight to the bathroom. We checked on the girl, who was pantsless and casually walking back in, and she proceeded to leave with her girlfriends. Once the guy came out of the bathroom we figured out she had pooped on him as she "reached her peak" (so to speak). As if that weren't bad enough it was explosive and very, very wet. He had to take off most of his clothes and drive home to change in just his underwear. The rest of us told him he deserved it for taking advantage of her inebriated state and never let him live it down. This was in the late '90s and still makes me laugh. That woman probably has kids in high school or college now that have no idea their mom was such a wild woman. ;-)
If she had been Gen-Z, her and her friends would have had him successfully convicted of rape. Happens all the time in America these days.
Loved the 90s
It’d be hilarious if he ended up being the father
Mom says Hi
Even more wild is ,*that* mode of sex was not as regular or common ,at ALL back then . Whew, crazy indeed;)
“We don’t have that problem Danny” 😭. when he talks about hitting the pelvic bone
We call that a moose knuckle in these parts. Quite uncomfortable lolz
He was once helping my mom with the plumbing. He fixed it so much she screamed in delight, what a guy!
Ah yes...Danny D. He's also another hero. Just like Johnny Sins.
Didn’t know what to think at first but hearing the guy talk he seems like a proper gentleman and a real good laugh
I don't like that i recognize this guy. Lucky guy's been with everyones crushes. Mad lad.
That's what happens when u have a foot lmao
He carries the same energy as Jack, which is bloody great. Need to have him back on again
This guy should do a podcast he's such a good storyteller with excellent comedic timing
Danny D is the British equivalent to Johnny sins
Him and kieran Lee lol
@@jacklafferty6654 oh you mean the neighborhood bee keeper
@@jacklafferty6654 Keiron lee is a big overweight mess recently... Apparently
Danny's dong is much bigger I think
@JLSGaming I don't get how.
he's shagged the hottest sluts for 20 years.
how does anyone put weight on doing that???
I swear this guy lowkey has the most familiar face on the Internet.
My uncle Johnny said no
He's my sister's personal trainer!!! She seems oddly excited to work out always! Sometimes even multiple times a day! Now I understand why, this guy is friendly!!!
Helped my missus with pole vault training, even done double sessions. Top bloke.
He helped my sister with her tennis training a few years back great dude
I thought he was a Dr 🤔
@@jeepernj99 I though he was a gardener he must be really talented
yeah, helped out my mom in the barn, great guy!
A top bloke! A great policeman, fireman, doctor and of course - pizza delivery won a lot with him!
This guy fixed my girlfriend's washing machine once whilst i was in work....
Top bloke!
Haha so original
Bro stop capping you don’t have a girlfriend
@@footyandbooty How would you know 😂😂
yeah, awesome dude, helped my mom out renovating the house :)
This dude is super entertaining, what a personality 👌🏻✨
This is one of the best videos that I ever saw on the internet
That final story... what a condemnation of the US healthcare system. You fall 20 feet and you refuse a trip to the hospital because you may not be able to afford having your broken body mended? Fucking hell.
America is a 3rd world country with a Gucci belt
Well that or having to wait months to go to your doctor for free
@@horatiohuskisson5471 nah your country is the one w a Gucci belt
@@dillonJwilson Good one
Pretty much they send you a letter here that says you have coverage and send you a bill for around $200,000 happened to me , still no recourse
Danny in fact seems like a good actor and very professional.
This guy sounds like a top bloke.
This guy’s presence is amazing. I would never have guessed he’s really fucking comfortable and has absolute gold comedic timing
He’s one of the guys you spend a few seconds thinking you’ve seen him somewhere then when you realise 😳
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah cheers for that insight 🙄
Hopefully you didn't watch his first scenes as Matt Hughes
Danny, what a top bloke, he had very good comedic timing
Danny helped my Granny in the past with the garden he did a great job
Nearly was sick with the frequency and speed of the camera changes here. Was like shaking my head left and right a hundred times 😂🤮. Funny chat though! Best as a podcast this it rather than watching 😂
This guy can defeat Russia on his own with his weapon of mass destruction.
Many murders have been discussed on this podcast but a woman doing a poo in a corner is the most insane thing hmmmmmm sus
I suppose in a way you can understand murder, we see it so much on TV and film people understand the motives behind it, we see it in the news people know how it is done. The physical act of doing it would be strange but hearing about it happening not so much.
But a woman shitting on the floor in a room full of people (when that isn't the point of what people are filming in there) when there is a perfectly good toilet right next to it is truly strange.
Oh my God isn't it enough this guy's got a "HUGE" personality but on top of that, he has a great sense of humor. I'm telling you life is not fair.
He delivers pizzas sometimes when I'm working late and can't cook.
My wife hired this guy to clean our pool.....funny thing is we don't even own a pool 🤷♂️
“Barking and Dagenham reserve player” that’s the best.
I would like to meet that guy. Quick witted dude.
Thank God for those who founded the NHS in UK 🇬🇧! I love labour for that.
Such a gud guy my mum said this is the guy that would help her whenever she is sick much love bruda
My wife is a big fan of his work
We both know who the real fan is ;)
🗿
I'm glad to know he's got a great personality.
Dude seems like a top bloke. His sense of humour is class too
Is it just me or being an American and listening to English dudes talk is awesome to listen to. Literally talking about some nasty stuff haha yet it sounds so sophisticated
Seems like such a nice dude - seems like very similar humour to Jack and Stevie
He’s got to be the best guest you’ve had on. What a guy
I had a girl from the same city as me, end up going to the same university. I didn’t really know anything about her but anyway she took a gigantic shit at a party in the middle of basically the dance floor. Everyone knew we were from the same city so they were like “you gotta do something”. Yelling at these people like “I don’t f’n know her” So….
naturally i went to the kitchen and I got a fork, knife, plate and bbQ sauce ….. Jk! But I was like wtf am I supposed to do ? She’s clearly lost her mind! She was very pretty but holy shit was her mind was a mess and I spent the next several hrs talking her down and dealing with what I can only describe as chimpanzee in a blonde wig. I Still feel violated by her antics. Needless to say she didn’t make it through the semester.
I'm keeping that Dagenham and Redbridge reserve player idea in my back pocket...
Danny D, Kieran Lee, and Ben English are the top 3 greatest male talent to ever come from the UK, imo
That dagenham and redbridge story is gold hahahah
The dagenham & redbridge reserve is a class story 👏 😆
I had the whole “I know you from somewhere” with the actor named Eric that he talks about in the final story. Top bloke, met him in Prague
Always interesting hearing the actors have a real convo instead of role play😂
Danny d is a legend!!! He helped my wife during her yoga class
Agreed, he's a true gent. As well as helping your wife, he kindly assisted my girlfriend with her dodgy plumbing! He also gave her sister a lift after in his taxi even when she had no cash to pay him. Totally decent geezer!! 😂😅👍
i have never seen this man in my entire life
I thought he was Simon minter at 1st glance off the thumbnail 😂
Danny D is actually a pretty standard calm geeza
If F***ing men is being a ‘geeza’, then yeah I guess you’re right.🌝👍🏻
@@tetsuoshima7385 heal
@@Gintoki_Madao Heel👍🏻
This guy needs his own show!
He's got a couple specials depending what website your on
@@scoobydoingyourmum7899 you're*
He may be happy doing what he's doing.
I’ve totally never seen this guy before but he is hilarious
This was an amazing podcast, really wish you could of had him on 3hrs + instead of the hour and half you had
Agreed. From what I've seen and heard, he definitely does have the stamina to go for long hours
have
Danny seems like a proper cool dude tbf.
Its bad when you recognise this guy instantly from the thumbnail
Yep ! We're all fucked !! Now aren't we ??
I know this guy from somewhere 😏
Daganam and Redbridge reserve player
Opera, right there! The hosts both laugh in exactly the same way, in melodic harmony 9:10
Absolutely loved it! Such a great personality he has.
Best guest ever had
Danny D is a solid dude. I remember that Star Wars porn parody. The actor they were talking about was Erik Everhard I believe.
I was thinking "who's dumb enough to fall in a hole in set?" Everhard
You don't know if someone taking a crap in the corner of a room is normal or not lol, now that is funny. That best recognize you story was great.
He fixed the wife’s blocked drain, top professional.
that pelvic bone bit really made me wince. thats happened to me a few times. im terrified having a woman on top. ive heard stories of dudes that broke theirs and needed surgery. god it's terrifying.
he sounds so much like Robert Webb it’s mad
"are you a youtuber?" "yeah, something like that" i'm dead XD
Hang on a minute, a shit in the corner. LOL
Such a normal bloke. Brilliant this is.
The man, the myth, the legend
He’s got a future in stand up if he ever wanted.
This dude won a BMW M3 from us 😂 can confirm the guy is an absolute legend and a good laugh 🙌
This phone really needs to stop spying on me
as someone who quit porn for some time now, i hate to admit i really like this guy energy.
Go on
How many dudes was it?
@@jimmyjam1710 🤣🤣
Yeah, recognising him was an "oh, it's that guy....Fuck it's sad that I recognise that guy" kinda moment.
3 years and thats insane storie haha xd bruh means thnis podcast is borning
Danny D such a legend
have to say I didn't have high hopes for this ep, but I was completely wrong. Danny was great and it was just a really funny enjoyable episode 👍
This guy used to deliver pizzas to my wife i met him a few times before he pulled away after delivering
thats hilarious! "this girl just wandered of taken a poo" lol
Danny D! Absolute legend 😂🙌🏽💯
Good to know you’re not homophobic.🤣👌🏻
i love this guy. gotta be my favourite up there with johnny
A minute in I’ve gotta go watch this full thing 😂
7:40 "we dont have that problem Danny..." that killed me bro...