Top 10 Hottest Donkey Kong Characters

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @basic_chain
    @basic_chain 2 года назад +1035

    When Andy Williams said "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year", he was really talking about Donkey Kong December 😍

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/2sy1CuSzCOY/видео.html
      Finally yes.

    • @NonTwinBrothers
      @NonTwinBrothers 2 года назад +11

      @@recitationtohear
      NOT Donkey Kong 😠😠😠😠😠😡😡

    • @josephneyland7604
      @josephneyland7604 2 года назад +2

      Donkey Kong December lasted just under 2 weeks

    • @f1shyspace
      @f1shyspace 2 года назад +1

      @@recitationtohear no donkey Kong 😒😬😬🤮

    • @josephinepaquette
      @josephinepaquette 2 года назад +3

      Based elseq profile pic

  • @axelm4427
    @axelm4427 2 года назад +1024

    Hey guys I just realized this is the last day of Donkey Kong December... The existential dread I'm facing all of sudden is immeasurable.

    • @basic_chain
      @basic_chain 2 года назад +28

      Jar Jar Binks January??

    • @axelm4427
      @axelm4427 2 года назад +7

      @@basic_chain hopefully

    • @Churro_Douglas
      @Churro_Douglas 2 года назад +3

      Hang in there, we are only eleven months from the next dkd

    • @AFriskyGamer
      @AFriskyGamer 2 года назад

      Say I won't do it, and I'll do it next year!

    • @lilorangefella
      @lilorangefella 2 года назад +2

      Don’t worry, next Donkey Kong December will be even better

  • @jpegstripes
    @jpegstripes 2 года назад +673

    The definitive list:
    10. Lanky Kong
    9. Wrinkly Kong
    1. Chunky Kong
    (Tiny Kong does not make the list)

  • @kei.13
    @kei.13 2 года назад +417

    Seeing Diddy Kong sing no means yes is not something I expected to see today.

    • @Keegan77
      @Keegan77 2 года назад +7

      Cool name

    • @aqua6489
      @aqua6489 2 года назад +1

      That was triggering wtff

    • @Godkingzeus.69
      @Godkingzeus.69 Год назад +6

      ​@@aqua6489different times 😭

    • @dylanhorvat4920
      @dylanhorvat4920 Год назад +2

      especially with the trans flag in the background

    • @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois
      @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@dylanhorvat4920 He's an ally but into non-con

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 2 года назад +294

    Lanky Kong is not exactly the most handsome or stylish guy, but he is dependable and has great balance.

    • @spacedwarfguy
      @spacedwarfguy 2 года назад +16

      And he works in IT

    • @Brotor_
      @Brotor_ 2 года назад +35

      If only we could see him take wing

  • @peaches2sweet
    @peaches2sweet 2 года назад +465

    And another amazing Donkey Kong December. Dunkey, I just want to say on the behalf of your entire fan base thank you so much. The dedication and hard work you go through to consistently post a Donkey Kong video every single day without fail for the entirety of December on an annual basis is nothing less than extraordinary: and this is the best one yet. I am horribly depressed, I have been for years. 2021 was hard, on all of us of course, but me especially. My parrot got COVID and died (his name was Laurence). The only thing that kept me going, the only thing I look forward to every year, was Donkey Kong December. I was afraid I admit, with how difficult the contagion has made everybody’s schedules this year, that we might not see a Donkey Kong December. As the year drew closer and closer to an end I was falling deeper into my darkness; on the brink of desolation from not knowing if it would come. Enter December. It came. My love for life was renewed. I’m slightly embarrassed to admit this but I yelled from my window, “IT’S DONKEY KONG DECEMBER EVERYBODY!” And I knew in my heart that if Dunkey through this horrible year was still able to put out another perfect Donkey Kong December, then I can get through my darkness too. I know I’m not the only one who feels this way. There are many of us who are too broken and too scared to rise up. But Dunkey, on behalf of all of us, thank you. Thank you so much.
    And Happy Donkey Kong December.

    • @yotyytoy9294
      @yotyytoy9294 2 года назад +26

      Wonderfully worded sentence. It was a joy to read. Commas where they belong and periods to break it up, I give it a 4/5. Mastapeece!

    • @PDocDanny
      @PDocDanny 2 года назад +18

      @@yotyytoy9294 You only criticize every comment that isn’t Nintendo lmao. Your reviews are are are a joke! No wonder they didn’t give you a review comment!

    • @yotyytoy9294
      @yotyytoy9294 2 года назад +14

      @@PDocDanny Now, here is a prime example of a 1/5 sentence (and no, not just because you are not Nintendo).
      Here is my reasoning for this poor review.
      For starters, you used "lmao" and never bothered to elaborate on what it means or stands for, had you taken the time to actually write out in words what it stands for I would have provided you with another point.
      And two, you used "are" twice in a row, I could have looked passed that infraction had you not gone in and edited the statement before I wrote this review.
      Now for the positives, you used a period and an exclamation mark. You knew to uppercase the first letter of each sentence. Now, I am 99% sure that it was auto-corrected with a phone, but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
      CHEERS
      ~Yotyyoty
      EDIT: FINE! im an moron and your smarter then me and i give in to you're superior intellect and bow down to you're grateness and i will never be as smart as you and I will die a lowly wyrm in the muck like the wyrm i am im sorry.

    • @kayihuraaa
      @kayihuraaa 2 года назад +11

      This is the worst comment ever written.
      9/10 a little something for everyone

    • @theharvardyard2356
      @theharvardyard2356 2 года назад +6

      @@yotyytoy9294 "looked passed"
      **past
      0/10 put in Shrek

  • @elvisdiaz2349
    @elvisdiaz2349 2 года назад +148

    I like candy kong cuz she has the size of an average human mother

    • @dr_redbanRL
      @dr_redbanRL 2 года назад +21

      If only we could see her take wing

    • @elvisdiaz2349
      @elvisdiaz2349 2 года назад +1

      @@dr_redbanRL lmao😂😂

  • @dracula400
    @dracula400 2 года назад +214

    Dunkey saying "British people" is so funny to me

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy2575 2 года назад +37

    Diddy is really just asking to be cancelled with that one. He’s not gonna be in Rush Hour 2

  • @dallas4855
    @dallas4855 2 года назад +41

    That metal head song is just Daft Punk's Around the World

    • @MrBlake6332
      @MrBlake6332 2 года назад +5

      Yeah daft punk stole the song from this video, dunkey made it for them but they waited until this video to make the song and they didn't give him credit for anything.

  • @gilgamefresh
    @gilgamefresh 2 года назад +67

    Thank you for blessing us on the last day of Donkey Kong December.

  • @Pan-mt7bc
    @Pan-mt7bc 2 года назад +40

    "babe don't say booba"
    Mr. Mr. Dunkey 2021

    • @brody2k
      @brody2k 2 года назад +6

      ''Booba''
      Leah, 2021

    • @slickwilli409
      @slickwilli409 Год назад +1

      "Booba"
      Text to speech, 2021

  • @B.Sleazy
    @B.Sleazy 2 года назад +6

    "That's fair, that's fair but very inaccurate" is one of the funniest sentences ever formed.

  • @andyb6400
    @andyb6400 2 года назад +56

    Donkey Kong December ending on a high note!

  • @bagelgod946
    @bagelgod946 2 года назад +73

    This was a Beautiful donkey Kong December. Dunkey didn’t lie he did one every day.

  • @DougTheFresh
    @DougTheFresh 2 года назад +12

    Please don’t say Chunky Kong has that Chunky Dong. Please don’t say that.

    • @jloae820
      @jloae820 2 года назад

      Chunky kong does have that chunky dong though

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl 2 года назад +47

    Oh yeah, it's average mother time

  • @cmangel755
    @cmangel755 2 года назад +32

    If Funky Kong isn’t on the list I’m freaking out man

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 2 года назад +13

    "Metal head" was slapping.
    BARS!

  • @Cellatu
    @Cellatu Год назад +4

    I think "Chunky Kong has that Chunky Dong" will live in my memory forever

  • @gilgamefresh
    @gilgamefresh 2 года назад +20

    Can’t wait for Jonkey Kong January!

  • @mattbeard9723
    @mattbeard9723 2 года назад +46

    The true Donkey Kong December was the friends we made along the way

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 2 года назад +30

    4:24 No, that doesn't sound anything like Around The World by Daft Punk, why do you ask?

    • @twincherries6698
      @twincherries6698 2 года назад +1

      That was my first thought haha

    • @spinningseals9053
      @spinningseals9053 9 месяцев назад +1

      This game out before “Around the World” apparently.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 9 месяцев назад

      @ spinningseals9053 That episode came out in 2000. Homework album was 1997.

    • @rooty
      @rooty 25 дней назад

      ​@@spinningseals9053did you think all those clips were from the game lol

  • @mongus7747
    @mongus7747 2 года назад +20

    Honorable mentions: Bilbo Baggins for his beautiful suspicous astronaut features

  • @theharvardyard2356
    @theharvardyard2356 2 года назад +51

    "No means yes"
    HOL UP, that's not what we learned about consent in health class, who do I believe 😰

  • @PDocDanny
    @PDocDanny 2 года назад +57

    The dunkey on these channel’s videos is the real dunkey. The dunkey on this channel is funny, tells jokes, and loves Donkey kong. The dunkey on the main channel is nitpicking, biased, and doesn’t even tell any jokes! The real Dunkey will occasionally leak through on the main channel such as in the “Goblins are real” video and others. Think about it, have you ever seen Dunkey’s face on the main channel?

  • @Arkhigoul
    @Arkhigoul 2 года назад +6

    "I can't believe this is the video that got Diddy Kong canceled"
    -Chunky Dong

  • @tomwoods8021
    @tomwoods8021 2 года назад +70

    Can't wait for them to talk about Will Smith genie this episode!

  • @branflakes115
    @branflakes115 2 года назад +15

    Wow, Donkey Kong December was truly something special. I can’t wait for Jetpack Joyride January!

  • @lilyeebo
    @lilyeebo 2 года назад +10

    "this is why you never let british people make games"
    -dunkey 2021

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 2 года назад +7

    I'm really glad Dunkey appreciates The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh theme as much as I do.

  • @DangerQ42
    @DangerQ42 2 года назад +6

    Chunky Kong got that Chunky Dong made me laugh so loud

  • @SUMOGIRAFFE
    @SUMOGIRAFFE 2 года назад +10

    I can't believe Master Chief didn't make the cut this year.

    • @GodSkul
      @GodSkul 2 года назад +5

      Come on master chief, let's get the *fuck* out if here.

    • @TridentLandStudios
      @TridentLandStudios 2 года назад +1

      This is a national disaster 😞

  • @Im49th
    @Im49th 2 года назад +3

    I didn't think it was possible to make 31 unique and engaging videos about Donkey Kong but somehow Dunkey managed to pull it off. I've learnt more about Donkey Kong in the past month than I ever though possible.

  • @lukebaker9890
    @lukebaker9890 2 года назад +21

    A deep memory was awakened by that Winnie The Pooh song

    • @BitterTast3
      @BitterTast3 2 года назад

      He's round and he's fuzzy
      I love him because he's just....

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 2 года назад +1

    5: Donkey Kong
    4: Funky Kong
    3: King K. Rool
    2: The Mermaid from DK64
    1: Normal Kremlings

  • @Alphard72
    @Alphard72 2 года назад +5

    This video serves as a concise proof as to why society was not ready for Donkey Kong December.

  • @CatDonkey
    @CatDonkey 2 года назад +17

    "Live Stream Dunkey" always sounds extremely sedated.

  • @digitalgamer457
    @digitalgamer457 2 года назад +3

    technically if you say that wrinkly kong is hot, that's necrophilia..........anyways donkey December ends today.

  • @coltron8000
    @coltron8000 2 года назад +3

    Note to self: don't drink the water at Diddy Kong's house.

  • @kylegonewild
    @kylegonewild 2 года назад +5

    Finally, on our final day of this hallowed Celebration we are blessed.

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy 2 года назад +2

    In this video, Dunkey talks about how much he loves blue beavers.

  • @kwatar54
    @kwatar54 2 года назад +25

    Dunkey you'll always be the Hottest Donkey Kong character in my heart

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/2sy1CuSzCOY/видео.html
      Finally yes.

    • @kwatar54
      @kwatar54 2 года назад +5

      @@recitationtohear Bad bot. Go spam somewhere else.

    • @l9324
      @l9324 2 года назад

      @@recitationtohear Miss!

  • @MetalJuggler
    @MetalJuggler 2 года назад +3

    Delivering quality to the very last fucking second. Dunkey, you a legend

  • @LifeOutward
    @LifeOutward 2 года назад +1

    This is gonna cause a huge drama

  • @Evan.280
    @Evan.280 2 года назад +3

    There's gonna be some big drama between Dunko and Guptail 69 now

  • @happyhaunter_5546
    @happyhaunter_5546 2 года назад +2

    booba kong december was a huge success in my opinion

  • @altfact5179
    @altfact5179 2 года назад +1

    DONKEY KONG DECEMBER RETURNS

  • @jacobp249
    @jacobp249 2 года назад +2

    I didn't even know there were 10 Donkey Kong characters

  • @blublurbagenmcgriddle8281
    @blublurbagenmcgriddle8281 2 года назад +3

    Why is Dunkey not in any Donkey Kong games? It's outrageous!

  • @waterwashed
    @waterwashed 2 года назад +15

    YES, the perfect way to end the year! Can’t wait for next year’s Donkey Kong December!

  • @Wasyashock
    @Wasyashock 2 года назад +1

    beautiful donkey kong video. can't believe donkey kong december is still going

  • @LosTQisnoT
    @LosTQisnoT 2 года назад +2

    what a great video to end Donkey Kong December with

  • @MoonkeyAcid
    @MoonkeyAcid 2 года назад +2

    That metal head song is totally Around The World by Daft Punk

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 2 года назад +2

    Damnit Dunkey, I have had that song stuck in my head for over 20 years! It was nearly gone! Curse you Dunkey Kong!

  • @noface6872
    @noface6872 2 года назад +3

    This video is going to cause a lot of drama in the Sonic the hedgehog community.

  • @AbsulouteZero
    @AbsulouteZero 2 года назад +3

    Can't believe I have to wait another 12 months to hear who the hottest Donkey Kong character is

  • @reay7224
    @reay7224 2 года назад +1

    candy kong is the same size as an average human mother

  • @BedrockSolid
    @BedrockSolid 2 года назад +2

    "dk, chunky's dead"

  • @alabassmuftah2344
    @alabassmuftah2344 2 года назад +3

    The madlad actually did it

  • @yawg691
    @yawg691 2 года назад +2

    The metal head song is catchy as fuck though

  • @soralink411
    @soralink411 2 года назад +2

    who needs top 10 games of the year when we have this glorious top 10 list

  • @tanmanharris4820
    @tanmanharris4820 2 года назад +1

    What a great way to end Donkey Kong December

  • @Hawkent
    @Hawkent 2 года назад +1

    That metal head song kinda slaps though ngl

  • @highrifle
    @highrifle 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for the #1 spot and for clearing my name.

  • @nathanielrohr3176
    @nathanielrohr3176 2 года назад +1

    Whoa...forgot about that Winnie the Pooh song. Thanks for stirring that out of the archives.

  • @BruceWaynesaysLandBack
    @BruceWaynesaysLandBack 2 года назад +1

    We’re reaching levels of satire I didn’t know were possible

  • @-Down-D-Stairs-
    @-Down-D-Stairs- 2 года назад

    This entire Dunkey Kong story arc has been one big shit post and I love it

  • @jkerfeld
    @jkerfeld 2 года назад +1

    Donkey Kong December was all just a ruse for everyone to sub/watch the second channel. Well played, my guy.

  • @YourPalJamieEllis
    @YourPalJamieEllis 2 года назад +1

    Can't hardly frickin believe Daft Punk stole the melody for Around the World from Donkey Kong

  • @jaegar6412
    @jaegar6412 2 года назад +9

    Its about time that Dunkey made one of these lists, I've always said that Donkey Kongs Universe could be classified as Hot Chimp Heaven

  • @garlicfries85
    @garlicfries85 2 года назад +4

    The song "No means yes" pretty much sums up how consent was thought of back in the 90s.

  • @swatchlingo
    @swatchlingo 2 года назад

    I have never been more happy seeing this in my feed

  • @captainnyet9855
    @captainnyet9855 2 года назад +2

    If only we could see him take wing!

  • @sam-you-is
    @sam-you-is 2 года назад +1

    fitting end to donkey kong december

  • @ADoseofBuckley
    @ADoseofBuckley 2 года назад +18

    If only Louis CK had watched the Donkey Kong cartoon growing up, he would have learned about consent.

  • @thesuperthingymabob8209
    @thesuperthingymabob8209 2 года назад +5

    I love how chunky kong being dead is such a meme. I really didn't think a brentalfloss video so recent could be so widespread

  • @NeutralOfficial
    @NeutralOfficial Год назад +2

    jelqing as we speak

  • @nero91
    @nero91 2 года назад +1

    What a way to finish donkey kong december

  • @lk8300
    @lk8300 2 года назад +1

    This guy really meant it when he said he's done making good videos
    Well companies are done MAKING good games so it's keeping with the theme *"just like poetry, it rhymes"*

  • @CounteredSnow
    @CounteredSnow 2 года назад +1

    the fact that Manky Kong isn't even mentioned in this video just goes to show how little effort was put into this list, because as we all know Manky Kong is the most attractive Donkey Kong character

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 2 года назад +3

    Funky better be at the top.

  • @mrbungle3310
    @mrbungle3310 2 года назад +1

    "No means Yes and Yes means No"

  • @jiggleburger
    @jiggleburger 2 года назад +1

    what a way to end donkey kong december. thank you all for the memories ❤️

  • @reginaldsafety6090
    @reginaldsafety6090 2 года назад +1

    Can't believe he showed the secret scene to all of youtube. Spoiler alert next time?

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад

    It sounds like he got up at 3 AM and recorded a video script he saw vaguely in his dream

  • @NightlySnapshot
    @NightlySnapshot 2 года назад +1

    Metal Head is an absolute banger oh my god

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 2 года назад +2

    It's so sad that so many people don't know the wonderful world of Guptill89.

  • @doujinrocknroller
    @doujinrocknroller 2 года назад

    Good to know Donkey Kong December is still going strong

  • @SonicKick
    @SonicKick 2 года назад

    finally need more donkey kong december videos

  • @matco.
    @matco. 2 года назад +1

    Great way to end off donkey kong December!

  • @RocketLasagna
    @RocketLasagna 2 года назад +1

    France made a happy little accident with that show

  • @ty1298
    @ty1298 2 года назад

    I remember I used to like the Donkey Kong show as a kid. This video has been extremely humbling.

  • @DiglidiDudeNG
    @DiglidiDudeNG 2 года назад

    I can't believe Donkey Kong December is over...

  • @PoutingTrevor
    @PoutingTrevor 2 года назад +1

    At about the 2 minute mark it felt like I'd been watching for about 20 minutes, but somehow that didn't feel like a bad thing.

  • @renclave
    @renclave 2 года назад +1

    No more Donkey King December....2022 is already the worst year.

  • @bellyit
    @bellyit 2 года назад +2

    Wow. He did it every day.
    And to think I said he wouldn't do it.

  • @aggirl774
    @aggirl774 2 года назад

    FUCKING FINALLY. GOD. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS.

  • @SpookyLumi
    @SpookyLumi 2 года назад

    What a strong finish to Donkey Kong December

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 2 года назад +1

    so this is how i start 2022