Tarkov | Cursed Loadouts and Broken Economy

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @BNBaku
    @BNBaku 3 года назад +320

    you are cringe... no wait... sorry... you are NOT cringe... you are... I dunno... just like... not cringe... I mean I'M CRINGE...
    ...sometimes

    • @tdg710
      @tdg710 3 года назад +7

      He knows he's fucking cringe, okay? You don't gotta tell him he's cringe, cause a cringe guy already knows he's FUCKING CRINGE.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 года назад +16

      How about both of you are cringe?
      Sounds like a good deal.

    • @Trichromatic7.62x54R
      @Trichromatic7.62x54R  3 года назад +32

      @@justsomeplantcells- Trichromatic and Baku cringe confirmed?

    • @VixsterAnimations
      @VixsterAnimations 3 года назад +2

      25:01

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h 3 года назад +3

      You are pretty cringe bro not gonna lie my dude. Like what the fuck dude how can you be so cringe man

  • @rekire___
    @rekire___ 3 года назад +344

    *Torkov design to be the most realistic fps game you can get*
    The player base :

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 3 года назад +44

      Realistically, people would buddy up almost immediately and rat so hard that General Sam and ExfilCamper would be impressed. Turborats are the realistic outcome of tarkov.

    • @StarForgers
      @StarForgers 3 года назад +2

      @@HrHaakon Of course after all everyone else would be dead after a few minutes!

    • @kalebkeen4602
      @kalebkeen4602 3 года назад

      Hurh hurh we snail

    • @nicktopo8380
      @nicktopo8380 3 года назад

      @@HrHaakon VOIP PROVED YOU WORNG

  • @legale1556
    @legale1556 3 года назад +223

    We need more people like these absolute giga chads

    • @cthulhurage4580
      @cthulhurage4580 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @giannmikhael5939
      @giannmikhael5939 3 года назад +6

      Wait The Chad were the good guys
      The chad behind you: Almays has been (Gives a Gun to you)

  • @f1shy141
    @f1shy141 3 года назад +95

    This is actually the funniest tarkov video I’ve seen, the editing style and your humor made it super interesting and pleasing to watch!

  • @Crit1cal57
    @Crit1cal57 3 года назад +43

    I like how you had general sam being angry about extract camping the irony is rich

  • @cdeye7032
    @cdeye7032 3 года назад +72

    Next wipe, do the AliasMuse challenge: fill your inventory as full as you can with all the different food and drink items, consume them all in raid, and successfully extract

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 2 года назад +3

      Don’t forget some cheese kits

  • @Crimaybe
    @Crimaybe 3 года назад +33

    We might be an American audience, but that simply means we appreciate the eloquence of com-block weaponry firsthand. 😩

  • @deltaxv92
    @deltaxv92 3 года назад +46

    2:22 А вот это по нашему, по славянски

  • @Lornext
    @Lornext 3 года назад +20

    Being friendly in labs might be the new meta.

  • @Lambdaheze
    @Lambdaheze 2 года назад +3

    25:51 what a man of culture we have
    Nice work bro, i already seen your cursed guns videos several months ago, but i never recognize how fun your other ones are.
    Can't wait to see more of this shit!

  • @ezzz6540
    @ezzz6540 3 года назад +16

    в том же духе, очень рад что твой английский так сильно улучшился, а подача, а монтаж, все на высоте, в том же духе ;)

  • @miamatti
    @miamatti 2 года назад +3

    the vibes in this video are sensational, its some classic just fucking around with your friends and enjoying the comradery of the game

  • @theoparayre8763
    @theoparayre8763 3 года назад +22

    Dude, this is a sick video, you have the funny, the edit quality, I swear your channel is gonna blow up anytime now!!!

  • @YourFathersHouse
    @YourFathersHouse 3 года назад +13

    "PROTECT MEEEE ALTYN MAN" is probably the most relatable phrase I've heard playing this game. Any time I'm in a group I'm stuck right behind the giga chad of the group because his armor will tank the bullets directed at me 😂

  • @ElicitDaG
    @ElicitDaG 2 года назад +3

    You are to say the least, underrated, your intros and your editing competes with the top dog tarkov youtubers, I hope your get the attention you deserve.

  • @polymatht5761
    @polymatht5761 3 года назад +9

    Trichomatic has the upload schedule if a lost turtle, but has some fun content

  • @Gracioly
    @Gracioly 2 года назад +1

    Your editing is what makes this videos so good

  • @latex8217
    @latex8217 3 года назад +8

    very cool video upload more because this is some high quality stuff

  • @skyghazer
    @skyghazer 3 года назад +3

    I dig your visuals, great video man

  • @kirill1376
    @kirill1376 2 года назад +3

    I know he is native russian because the way he says russian words... correctly. Классный канал!)

  • @luminaaeterna1259
    @luminaaeterna1259 3 года назад +1

    The intro is so slick and well-made

  • @imbe.
    @imbe. 2 года назад

    Huh. This is quite clearly budget General Sam... Huh.. I like it! Deserves more subs!

  • @MikeKnell2884
    @MikeKnell2884 3 года назад +1

    That USEC line at 00:30 is so Johnny Bravo.

  • @bampeanut
    @bampeanut 3 года назад

    dude i love your content its so well made and edited and the timing, you deserve more subs man

  • @ivgorm9365
    @ivgorm9365 3 года назад +3

    Been waiting for this

  • @Ulteam8
    @Ulteam8 3 года назад +14

    2:23 good russian accent

    • @Trichromatic7.62x54R
      @Trichromatic7.62x54R  3 года назад +15

      я русский.....

    • @gorshok_oomer
      @gorshok_oomer 3 года назад +4

      @@Trichromatic7.62x54R С тобой бог?

    • @Ulteam8
      @Ulteam8 3 года назад +3

      @@Trichromatic7.62x54R а, ну тогда все с вами ясно, милорд

    • @maximACMN
      @maximACMN 3 года назад

      @@Trichromatic7.62x54R nice

  • @skeetlejuice522
    @skeetlejuice522 3 года назад +1

    Let me tell you something man, you will be huge one day your personality is amazing keep it up

  • @starbeatnik3171
    @starbeatnik3171 3 года назад

    One of the best Tarkov video I've seen so far. Keep it up!

  • @noahb9596
    @noahb9596 3 года назад +1

    How does this only have 44k views, this is really good content

  • @frenk4525
    @frenk4525 3 года назад +2

    bruv... how the fock are you soo good with editing?.
    you make all the homies jealous.
    especially me.

  • @park5782
    @park5782 3 года назад +3

    This made me want to laugh and cry at the same time

  • @jacksonstewart3760
    @jacksonstewart3760 3 года назад +1

    did a double take when i saw donut operator pop up for less then 3 seconds

  • @SiberianOldPal
    @SiberianOldPal 3 года назад +5

    Like for all the dedushkas, pradedushkas and prapradedushkas over the world

  • @srakenpierdkeN
    @srakenpierdkeN 3 года назад +1

    dude I love your editing

  • @SamSparks88
    @SamSparks88 3 года назад +2

    We need vids like this please.

  • @practicallyprinz
    @practicallyprinz 3 года назад +1

    I feel if pmcs and player scavs be friendly more often everyone can benefit form some kindness

  • @stonii420
    @stonii420 2 года назад

    You forgot about the rats who return because the Chad's finished all the quest and moved on

  • @LikoMen
    @LikoMen 3 года назад +5

    Балдеж

  • @rategy2818
    @rategy2818 3 года назад +1

    Hilarious video f loved it :D

  • @bwoah3753
    @bwoah3753 3 года назад

    You made near wipe tarkov look like the most fun part

  • @picklestain2468
    @picklestain2468 3 года назад +1

    Amazing video! ❤️

  • @Ulteam8
    @Ulteam8 3 года назад +1

    Guys, guys, listen...
    Dawgtag

  • @mixedutch7232
    @mixedutch7232 3 года назад

    this is gonna be in someone’s recommendations someday

  • @toastplane9919
    @toastplane9919 3 года назад +1

    how to fix wond:stick scissors into your leg

  • @2928e8
    @2928e8 3 года назад +1

    Underrated

  • @bruhman7333
    @bruhman7333 3 года назад +4

    goddamn your intros so good

  • @TheFaveteLinguis
    @TheFaveteLinguis 3 года назад +2

    ZaГУСtin. I got zaaГУСtin. Подписка.

  • @ognjenlalic9201
    @ognjenlalic9201 3 года назад +2

    Cursed guns are my favorite part of the game.

  • @breadboi3837
    @breadboi3837 3 года назад

    hell yeah this was some great suff

  • @justabardfromdnd
    @justabardfromdnd 3 года назад

    just wait for tarkov VR with ingame mics

  • @bigmilkersenthusiast2936
    @bigmilkersenthusiast2936 3 года назад

    Walking in the foot steps of general sam

  • @mxracer3
    @mxracer3 3 года назад +1

    “Imagine
    Imagine”
    Imagine

  • @MrSuperkiller3d
    @MrSuperkiller3d 3 года назад

    23:45 If the raid could be like this I would enjoy tarkov 1000x more LOL

  • @sebastianwardana1527
    @sebastianwardana1527 2 года назад +1

    those in game voices are kinda hillarious...

  • @dicedoomkid
    @dicedoomkid 3 года назад +1

    I call u breechload ak man

  • @grenbenn
    @grenbenn 3 года назад +1

    editting is very nice

  • @JanJansen985
    @JanJansen985 3 года назад +2

    I like these kinds of games but i dont like when it modern shooters
    Hunt showdown is really silly and gets my heart pounding

  • @user-huyuser754
    @user-huyuser754 3 года назад +2

    Why does your channel giving me 715team vibe?

  • @felkrosis8703
    @felkrosis8703 3 года назад

    The makarov run

  • @Spiffyscroll
    @Spiffyscroll 3 года назад +2

    Good video

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin 3 года назад

    Look at this cool and nice guys on Labs.

  • @ВОЛОДЯМЯСНИК
    @ВОЛОДЯМЯСНИК 3 года назад +1

    Мегахарош

  • @asciiCAT
    @asciiCAT 3 года назад

    Jippy has spread

  • @The_Romanian_Terror
    @The_Romanian_Terror 2 года назад

    My grandpa fought at Stalingrad
    he was captured by the Russians
    He was romanian
    But cannot confirm if he did or didn't steal a Russian weapon ( likely he did considering how successful the Germans were in maintaining thier promises of suppling the romanian troops on the eastern front )

  • @darkenius3239
    @darkenius3239 2 года назад

    Oh, this goodles

  • @nocturnal4054
    @nocturnal4054 3 года назад

    Its times like 11:33 that I wish the game had voice chat

  • @michaelfournie6174
    @michaelfournie6174 3 года назад

    Lol he let you into red card room and the cage and the first thing you grab from the cage was the ALU splint.

  • @isurafiru
    @isurafiru 3 года назад +8

    Отвратительно мощный видос

  • @sh1zya
    @sh1zya 3 года назад

    2:22 oh ya прадедушка!!!!!

  • @draixdubz7611
    @draixdubz7611 3 года назад +4

    Good edit tho

  • @AlexAlex-ex2um
    @AlexAlex-ex2um 2 года назад

    your vieos made me fun bruh, i'm now have a reason to live

  • @JackAkaJCK
    @JackAkaJCK 3 года назад

    My great grandpa probably fought in Stalingrad
    But he most likely didn't use soviet weapons if you know what I mean

  • @tdg710
    @tdg710 3 года назад

    4:35 I wanna be in that raid

  • @Snicshavo
    @Snicshavo 3 года назад

    what about waisting some ammo with 7,62x39 ak drums?

  • @kalevi9082
    @kalevi9082 3 года назад

    Great video, but i think the music is a tad too loud on some parts

  • @BiggerSpork
    @BiggerSpork 3 года назад

    0:03 i came for the sitty content

  • @BatteryChewer2002
    @BatteryChewer2002 3 года назад +1

    POGGERS

  • @krelekari
    @krelekari 3 года назад +4

    imagine complaining about event updates

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 3 года назад

    Lol I had to do a double take and make sure this video wasn't half a year old

  • @retigis4937
    @retigis4937 3 года назад

    I am a Russian italian Hungarian British English person so I get it

  • @yesanameirequested1682
    @yesanameirequested1682 3 года назад

    Ho lee fuk, i am actually surprised, I think I might use your tactic

  • @Cubinator73
    @Cubinator73 3 года назад

    Are the item discounts permanent or were they just temporary?

  • @kakku_seal8970
    @kakku_seal8970 3 года назад +4

    imagine

  • @fubarexress6359
    @fubarexress6359 3 года назад +1

    Love tbe sex noises. Glad I’m not the only
    One who makes those sounds

  • @dunnis_
    @dunnis_ 3 года назад

    Откуда ты? Очень четкий английский, красава

  • @sbeudayi7969
    @sbeudayi7969 3 года назад +1

    If you an american you cant use ppsh41 100% correct

  • @FeiFunpp9
    @FeiFunpp9 3 года назад

    1:15 hahaha

  • @3ure
    @3ure 3 года назад

    right click discard WTF

  • @girthfrombirth4408
    @girthfrombirth4408 2 года назад +1

    Paid actors on labs

  • @bik3r230
    @bik3r230 3 года назад

    Saying all the loot is behind the key cards isn't true at all there is so much loose loot you can fill up fucking Pilgrim bag with 20 km slots

  • @rogeriointolerantegameplay110
    @rogeriointolerantegameplay110 3 года назад

    How do you edit your videos?

  • @Tierneil
    @Tierneil 3 года назад

    I love this. best vids so far. tarkov great game. great profit. get 1 mil sub

  • @bradleygeiman2942
    @bradleygeiman2942 3 года назад

    Why does this work

  • @user-fq4mj6mz3f
    @user-fq4mj6mz3f 3 года назад +2

    Imagine

  • @justsomeplantcells-
    @justsomeplantcells- 3 года назад

    Wait, since when was wipe?

  • @sebastianblevdet
    @sebastianblevdet 3 года назад

    song names?

    • @sebastianblevdet
      @sebastianblevdet 3 года назад

      or if anyone knows the specific genre of which it is called?

    • @Trichromatic7.62x54R
      @Trichromatic7.62x54R  3 года назад

      every time a new song starts playing, the name shows up on the top right in the video.

    • @sebastianblevdet
      @sebastianblevdet 3 года назад

      @@Trichromatic7.62x54R missed that, thanks

  • @MsZsc
    @MsZsc 3 года назад

    *degrades

  • @sheeesh3354
    @sheeesh3354 2 года назад

    U have not only american audience. I speak russian, but not live in Russia.

  • @tariqselatnia4720
    @tariqselatnia4720 3 года назад

    y not more vuz bruh???

  • @Squancheeb
    @Squancheeb 3 года назад

    Wait.... labs is free?

    • @Trichromatic7.62x54R
      @Trichromatic7.62x54R  3 года назад

      Did you read the message at the beginning of the video? It was free during a pre-wipe event for a few days. Sadly it's not free again.

    • @Squancheeb
      @Squancheeb 3 года назад

      @@Trichromatic7.62x54R i musta missed it.
      This is my first wipe, level 16. Wish flea market was earlier. It’s been brutal not having access to better ammo and guns