Godfrey Ho's Ninja Commandments (1987)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @houseofshuffles449
    @houseofshuffles449 4 года назад +8

    I just LOVE these names Godfrey Ho gives his ninjas: RODNEY! BILL! MAL! STEVE! GORDON! STUART! JANET! ADAM!

  • @joseph_curran
    @joseph_curran 6 лет назад +20

    There is only one way to prove my innocence KIYAA!

    • @grimmblade
      @grimmblade 4 года назад +3

      I'll remember that next time I get a parking ticket

  • @moseslmpg
    @moseslmpg 10 лет назад +19

    The relative coherence of this Godfrey Ho is making me strangely uncomfortable...
    A story that actually kind of follows? A title that actually directly relates to an element in the story? A woman not only not being sexually assaulted but spared from excess violence in a Ho movie? No weird nonsensical ninjer weapons like powder bombs, exploding fish, fireworks birds or weird hand signs (with the exception of the ninjer umbrella and random throwing hatchett)?
    What was Godfrey Ho NOT smoking when he made this movie? Because he was definitely hitting it hard on his other movies.

    • @grimmblade
      @grimmblade 4 года назад +2

      Hey, everyone has an off day every now and then

  • @syphonfilter8372
    @syphonfilter8372 9 лет назад +10

    This also appears to be the beginning of Gordon's war with Ivan the Red. Maybe it ties into Ninja Squad.

  • @sagiriizumi8079
    @sagiriizumi8079 7 лет назад +11

    THAT is how you END A MOVIE J.J. Abrams!

  • @Denver_Risley
    @Denver_Risley 4 года назад +4

    "You may all wonder where Rodney and Janet are..." Coffee all over the screen.

    • @eddieroadrunner6691
      @eddieroadrunner6691 3 года назад

      They are off somewhere smashing the life out of each other 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Slammarang
    @Slammarang 10 лет назад +5

    While others had a ninja code, they have ninja commandments! This clip is so awesome!

  • @livesjuris3032
    @livesjuris3032 7 лет назад +4

    Thanx for uploading these movies on Y.T. can't tell you how much I enjoy these Godfrey Ho movies I watch all of them from start to finish over and over, I guess I use them as an escape from reality, Ninja master Harrison killing skills are amazing. This movie is an experience in the fantastic ninja universe

  • @firdausHITMAN
    @firdausHITMAN 12 лет назад +2

    Man im watching this after 1987 - brings back childhood memories. Thanks for the upload.

  • @UnknownPerson-2004
    @UnknownPerson-2004 4 года назад +4

    This movie makes me laugh all the time

  • @thedefector6153
    @thedefector6153 8 лет назад +2

    Fuck I love being a Ninja.

  • @bluestripetiger
    @bluestripetiger 4 года назад +1

    pure gold...thank you for uploading this cult classic! NINJA Headband 4 life!!!

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +4

    Wow, sex before marriage is punishable by death?
    Are these ninjas catholics?

  • @firdausHITMAN
    @firdausHITMAN 12 лет назад

    Thanks for cutting all the crap out. Even when i used the watch this movie on vhs as a kid in '87 - i used to fast forward to all the ninja action

  • @TOHOFIEND54
    @TOHOFIEND54 8 лет назад +3

    Wow, who knew ninjas were so WASPy?

  • @punipunipunisher
    @punipunipunisher  12 лет назад +3

    But Gordon was yet to become AN ULTIMATE NINJAAAA.

    • @grimmblade
      @grimmblade 4 года назад

      A ninja champion if you will

  • @user-ic1kb7qc6z
    @user-ic1kb7qc6z 5 лет назад

    This is ... Amazing!!

  • @TheWayoftheSith
    @TheWayoftheSith 3 года назад +1

    A ninja must learn to face all difficulties and pass through all hard times. A ninja must be respecting his family and be loyal to his family. All ninja's are born a ninja and to die one, all ninja's have a destiny to become a ninja. A ninja must be fully committed to his clan, a ninja must have no external allegiances.
    A ninja must not be corrupt, he should be free from greed and materialism. A ninja must be brave and sagacious, and no matter what the conditions, and never give up. Always keep trying until successful. A ninja should show no mercy when carry out his duties. A ninja must always fulfill any promises made, his personal honor is at stake. A ninja must be generous and ready to forgive.
    A ninja must always keep a secret, no matter the conditions, no secret should ever be revealed to the enemy. A ninja should not reveal the contents of manual of secret teachings to the enemy.
    Beliefs that are useful and are re-suggested. The world is a dangerous place. A ninja must be prepared before it is too late to. Always know what is the ‘right action'. A ninja can accomplish anything that aligns with his sense of value and with the justice of the group. A ninja can accomplish anything he puts his mind to in accordance with his thought, all that he holds true which is applied and he has that knowledge of the aforementioned.

  • @Strideo1
    @Strideo1 11 лет назад +2

    NIIIIIIIINNNNNNJAAAAAA!

  • @thomasmcbride4966
    @thomasmcbride4966 8 лет назад +1

    This shit is too fucking funny

  • @neros77
    @neros77 9 лет назад +4

    Tangarine Dream at: 16:42 !!

  • @Ciaran55
    @Ciaran55 12 лет назад +6

    why did that guy stab himself?most pointless death ever

    • @AgentAlmost
      @AgentAlmost 5 лет назад +5

      If you think that ritual Seppuku is the most ridiculous part of a Godfrey Ho film, you probably haven't watched very many of them.

  • @flintironstag2381
    @flintironstag2381 7 лет назад

    Nice counter!!!! Didn't see that coming!

  • @stefanosprokopis6974
    @stefanosprokopis6974 2 года назад

    I didn't know that one of the ninja powers included saying words that don't match the movement of your lips.

  • @brendenfarrell
    @brendenfarrell 12 лет назад

    pretty sure watching this constitutes the high point of my day...

  • @gorky1986
    @gorky1986 3 года назад

    And why was this not on the Oscars in 1987?

  • @phyrose
    @phyrose 12 лет назад

    wow , what a short movie!

    • @Zekium
      @Zekium 6 лет назад +3

      The movie itself isn't short actually.
      The way Godfrey Ho make a movie is simple : you take a random really cheap asian movie, you create a stupid scenario that includes ninjas and, most important part, you redub the asian part and create additional scenes using occidental actors (and tourists since they're cheap) with cheap ninja suit so you can sell it for international audience.
      Since the asian part is boring as hell, you often find a recut version of those movies with only the ninja/occidental stuff in it like this video.

    • @joaquimarenas9119
      @joaquimarenas9119 5 лет назад +1

      @@Zekium very true

  • @syphonfilter8372
    @syphonfilter8372 10 лет назад

    Adam.....Other guy.....all ninja mooks.....don't you know that you must have the kickass vest/shoulder pad look to symbolize badassery in a Godfrey Ho film. Amateurs.

    • @firdausHITMAN
      @firdausHITMAN 10 лет назад

      Only Ninja masters wear a vest. Those other Ninjas are still students under a Ninja Master.

    • @syphonfilter8372
      @syphonfilter8372 10 лет назад

      STRATMAN firdaus Oh yeah. Thanks. Always liked the silver/camauflauge look.

  • @ReconWo1f
    @ReconWo1f 12 лет назад +1

    He never got that manual ! :( neither did Abbott!

  • @gorky1986
    @gorky1986 3 года назад

    Little does anyone know this was the early life of Gordon Ramsay...

  • @das81
    @das81 8 лет назад +2

    Is Adam dubbed by Stuart Smith and the Master by Mike Abbot!?

  • @chedsalvia6270
    @chedsalvia6270 4 года назад

    first words on screen: PRODUCTIION 10/10 not a typo

  • @eval_is_evil
    @eval_is_evil 3 года назад

    "I removed their ninjutsu"
    The fuck ?

  • @carlosbarahona4105
    @carlosbarahona4105 7 лет назад +3

    So... Being a virgin is a requirement to be a ninja? No wonder those ninjas are so phony

    • @AgentAlmost
      @AgentAlmost 3 года назад

      Ninjutsu powers are actually just wizard powers 🤯.

  • @ReconWo1f
    @ReconWo1f 12 лет назад

    and from this day gordon was know as now NINJA MASTER GORDON!

  • @JorgeEliGarcíaValencia
    @JorgeEliGarcíaValencia 3 месяца назад

    The best ninja all

  • @peterbabooram7798
    @peterbabooram7798 3 года назад

    I came here to see scorpion and sub zero

  • @DarthABBA
    @DarthABBA 11 лет назад

    they never mention the sword again nor does this movie ever connect with the other

  • @firdausHITMAN
    @firdausHITMAN 12 лет назад

    12:35 what is the name of that long pole the red ninja is using? Is that some kung fu weapon?

  • @ryogamestation
    @ryogamestation 4 года назад +1

    The ten ninja commandments are....?

    • @phillipwattsjr.4714
      @phillipwattsjr.4714 3 года назад +2

      Here's all of them. ruclips.net/video/cOdRBlPqqxo/видео.html

  • @murmuratingmemories
    @murmuratingmemories 6 лет назад +1

    How did I get here? How did I deserve this? I'm so sorry!

  • @das81
    @das81 13 лет назад

    Oh Godfried....

  • @Kuntyful
    @Kuntyful 11 лет назад

    no... Gordon, is known as Gordon... he will all ways be GORDON! (the Ninja)

  • @punipunipunisher
    @punipunipunisher  13 лет назад

    @FullMetalNinja001 Congratulations!

  • @JamesEmirzianWaldementer
    @JamesEmirzianWaldementer 3 года назад

    7:25 Just smile face

  • @terrorinc5938
    @terrorinc5938 6 лет назад

    What's the song from the beginning

  • @YokozunaNumber1
    @YokozunaNumber1 9 лет назад

    What's the song during that last fight?

  • @AravenaScheid
    @AravenaScheid 7 лет назад +1

    who the hell financed this shit?

  • @damianjones6325
    @damianjones6325 6 лет назад

    I haven't seen the full movie

  • @iTubeYourDadsMinge
    @iTubeYourDadsMinge 10 лет назад

    ninjaa

  • @firdausHITMAN
    @firdausHITMAN 11 лет назад

    I have the manual

  • @kungfuwhip78
    @kungfuwhip78 2 года назад

    White ninjas ha ?