14:50 my fave line I ever herd form bhd “ when you see something you’d never seen exist before and your first reaction is imma pet it” Plus the face he made made it that much better.
I like how he was just fake laughing at first on the black swallower thing then fake laughed himself into real laughter. That’s how you know the joke really hit home lol. Love you Blas keep it up
There is actually 26 deep sea creatures on this list, the one at 12:10 is not a mega mouth shark, but a basking shark, this shark is more like a whale and only has a massive mouth to consume large amounts of plankton to sustain it's massive appetite, these sharks are no threat to humans as they only eat plankton and rarely eat other fish, beware if you see one though as it can't see where it's going when it's mouth is open as well as when it's closed, so steer clear of the gulping mouth, the only reason I know about this is because it can found in numerous places, one of them being Northern Ireland, being where I live, and I was even lucky enough to see one, sorry if this comment bored you, or maybe fascinated you, leave a like or dislike and reply if you'd like to share your thoughts on this topic. P.S: Have a nice day.
They are very similar, but a basking shark tends to grow bigger than the megamouth shark, but you're right, this is a basking shark, a basking shark tends to have something that sticks out above it's mouth, similar looking to a nose above it's mouth. A mega mouth does not have that nose looking thing when it's mouth is open.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed about it and instantly recognised it as a basking shark, that and the fact that it's got a gigantic tail, I'd say that the picture of the basking shark in this video is only a juvenile as it has not yet developed spot's, unless that's a different species, if so, don't be afraid to correct me.
No matter how bad your anxiety gets BHD, its always good to expose yourself to your phobia. I recommend doing any technique to calm yourself down during or after these videos. That will really help with your aquaphobia. I talked about, "Square Breathing" in the last video. But one easy technique you can do during these videos is just take 3 big, deep breathes ever 3 1/2 minutes. Hope this will help you. Have a good day everyone.
@@euxly8964 Mf I was legit like 11 when I wrote that, and still had somewhat of good English. Though I bet I could take you in a grammar competition now.
Me: I always thought that the ocean is peaceful and grateful... Animal Facts of the Ocean: *These giant squid are famous for their deadly fights wi-* BHD: I-I no. I don't do this....
Who's watching in 2019? Drop a like & don't forget to subscribe!
BlastphamousHD TV2 bet
BlastphamousHD TV2 bruh this came out last year
Me
Yep 👍
Yep
The Black swallower part had me dying 😂
12:47
mo za same
😂😂😂😂
Poodlesaurus Rex For a second, I thought you were PolarSaurus Rex
mo za yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same here
Need to find me a black swallower omg BHD 😂
Savage Jazz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Savage Jazz The joke was hella funny
He wants it to eat his fish?
face palm- XD
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 blast... Why you do dat?
12:56 “hugh huh huh huh huh huh ak ack ack ack ack ack” this dude funny af 😂
Hao Bui *turns into ash*💀
Why this sound like NBA lyrics?
@@adankan1564 cause youngboy is shit
@@Tranquiled- stfu
That "black swallower joke" had me weak😂😂💀💀
Same
Malik Poston. Same bruv
XD same
The Black swallower had me dying lmfao! 😂
I know
3:49 was so funny in my opinion
12:52
@moaning ninja
Ok
Yeah?? Well, hold my beer. I don't need that plastic cup right now..... 😏
Friend:"Bro it was great last night ,that new thing is nice"
Blast:"I need a black swallower"
🤣
13:59 That laugh tho XD
वाई इस ईंट फ़नी ल्माओ फ़क यू
Sounds like a type of bird
12:58 when the spark plug in yo lawnmower starts going out
Lane Elmquist that means you don’t have to do it
More like if I was chugging water
😂😂😭
@@liljamesparody3530 xDD
LOLLLL
"Shit Man I Need To Find Me A Black Swallower"-Best Blastphamous quote of 2018
If you grew a mustache you would look just like Steve Harvey
HI BLASTPHAMOUS!
Jeremy Mavado and they act the same😂
Nooooooo! I forgot that if you edit a hearted comment, the heart disappears...
@@M_ongo that sucks
Maven Live I was literally just about to put that in the comments and then I read it and saw you said that🤣🤣
At 13:00 imagine yourself at a zoo looking at seals.
The goblin shark looks like that one kaiju at the start of Pacific Rim.
Knifehead?
Blue n Red gaming Knifehead
A Random person yeah but there is multiple names for it
Knifehead right?
It's the knifehead
"I need to find me a black swallower" 😂😂😂😂😂
Saul_manzo93 lmaooooo😂😂😂😂😂
I need to find me an original comment
Same
12:59 sounds like someone is trying to start a car
Senpai :3 I was thinking the same thing
You should hear my laugh
Senpai :3 bruh😂😂😂😂
Senpai :3 lol
14:00
12:56
When you make a bad meme but still laugh about it
Evil ass laugh
Black swallower: hello
BHD: im gonna ruin this whole fwish career
Bench wat fwish🤣
12:59 hold up I'm trying to start my car!
That car ain't startin'! :-D
Lol
*Lmao*
13:59 Now you got a Dolphin in your engine Lmao
Rick Sanchez nice one wait my car sounds like that
5:15 Voldamort ain't looking so good
Alwaysnumberr 1 😂😂😂😂😂 good one
Alwaysnumberr 1 it's voldemort
Oh damn
I don't see it
Alwaysnumberr 1 he don't feel so good
Lmao I need to find me a black swallower got me dead
Didn’t even have a intro but said “I need to have me a black swallower
I think Blast laughs more at his own jokes than the videos nowadays
Mati Boi true
What’s wrong with that?
Vasco Perry nothing, I’m just saying, I find it funny
BHD needs to watch the Movie “MEG” 😂😂
USERNAME _HERE YESSSSSS
Right he needs to record it too lmao
"THE MEG"
Bruhh he gonna pass out in the giant squid sene
Shut up Meg
0:10 this dude....im watching 2019 btw
14:50 my fave line I ever herd form bhd “ when you see something you’d never seen exist before and your first reaction is imma pet it”
Plus the face he made made it that much better.
12:10 BHD became a turtle! XD He shrunk in his chair and shirt like a turtle retreating into it's shell!
BHD with no neck
5:08 blastphamous kinda look like the blob fish :}}
Gummy Videos lol
Bro I was thinking that too😂😂
True
I beat u built like a transformer
Jj Hood ok
That Black Swallower joke was legendary but, the reaction at 14:38 took me out LMAOOOO
No one:
Literally no one:
Blast: I need to find me a black swallower hahahahaha
Now you should react to 12 Mysterious Underwater Creatures Caught on Tape. Let's see how long you last.. ;)
xInf3rn0 oh yes... Hehe..
Fake or not, still scary.
That last line reminds me of Nicole.
The funny thing is not the joke that he made about the black swallower but the way he laugbs 😂😂😂
I like how he was just fake laughing at first on the black swallower thing then fake laughed himself into real laughter. That’s how you know the joke really hit home lol. Love you Blas keep it up
3:57 yo ain't this dude from sponge Bob?
Looks like squidward head
He fucin clevlen brown😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂:O
Da fuq
For yall, I meant the giant jelly fish from that one bubble episode
@@abhyalvarado8222 that's what I was thinking
There is actually 26 deep sea creatures on this list, the one at 12:10 is not a mega mouth shark, but a basking shark, this shark is more like a whale and only has a massive mouth to consume large amounts of plankton to sustain it's massive appetite, these sharks are no threat to humans as they only eat plankton and rarely eat other fish, beware if you see one though as it can't see where it's going when it's mouth is open as well as when it's closed, so steer clear of the gulping mouth, the only reason I know about this is because it can found in numerous places, one of them being Northern Ireland, being where I live, and I was even lucky enough to see one, sorry if this comment bored you, or maybe fascinated you, leave a like or dislike and reply if you'd like to share your thoughts on this topic.
P.S: Have a nice day.
They are very similar, but a basking shark tends to grow bigger than the megamouth shark, but you're right, this is a basking shark, a basking shark tends to have something that sticks out above it's mouth, similar looking to a nose above it's mouth. A mega mouth does not have that nose looking thing when it's mouth is open.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed about it and instantly recognised it as a basking shark, that and the fact that it's got a gigantic tail, I'd say that the picture of the basking shark in this video is only a juvenile as it has not yet developed spot's, unless that's a different species, if so, don't be afraid to correct me.
some pictures r megamouth some are basking shark
That is, indeed, correct.
I may be mistaken but arnt mega mouths rare?
Me too BHD 0:09
VictoriumStudios 77 dito
VictoriumStudios 77 😂😂
We all do
00:15 when my team mate tell me not to take his loots😂😂
"I need to find me a black swallower." Heh, good one.
13:55 when your crush looks at you and you don't know how to react
That is fucking right lol
When your crush says hi to you
Apostolis Sigma oh when your crush says hi and you try to look cool and impress her
TheSoulReaper ahahahahaha nice one
Apostolis Sigma yeah my ni (suddenly remembers RUclips is family friendly)iiiiiiiiiinja yeah thanks my ninja rasengan up in dis bih
"Ima edit that one out" Blashphamous-every video he has ever made
14:30 That reaction though LMAO
"They Are A Very Creepy Creature, And Are The Cross Between A Lobster And A Cockroach"
BHD Is Having None Of That BS...
Here's a fun drinking game you can play: Everytime the narrator says "razor sharp teeth" take a shot!
IDEK What if your younger than 21
Take a shot of ribena
James Bentley What's that
I actually like my liver
*IMA PET IT* *smacks head* *BRUH*
13:54 I couldn't breathe 🤣😂😂😂🤣
12:54 u mean or 13:54
me in 2018: HAHAH!!
me now: damn that joke was so dirty i needed to get me five layers of soap to wipe it ;-;
Pause at 4:54. I don't see any difference between the two images on screen
sǫᴜɪᴅ ᴡᴀʀᴅ?
Why you gotta do him like that , lmao
Lmao kinda mean
Samir Merchant it’s just zooming out, tf is wrong with that
Sister Bella he's talking bout bhd and the blob
and bhd wonders why he gets demonitized 12:52
beacuase he is black
Wow
He has 6 ads
@@dctlyr1 8 now
4:47 me when I go school and get homework
That orange dumbo octopus was actually so adorable oml
The black swallower lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😵😵😂😂😂😂
Lol
Jay C that's a nickname for the black hole lol
Lol
Jay C yeah. it was funny
Awsome
0:09 made me spit my water....
Supposed to swallow bb C;
"They flew, like PIGEONS BRUH" died xdddddd
“They flew, like pigeons *BRUH* “
No matter how bad your anxiety gets BHD, its always good to expose yourself to your phobia. I recommend doing any technique to calm yourself down during or after these videos. That will really help with your aquaphobia. I talked about, "Square Breathing" in the last video. But one easy technique you can do during these videos is just take 3 big, deep breathes ever 3 1/2 minutes. Hope this will help you. Have a good day everyone.
Every 3 1/2 minutes?!
thanks :)
why you trying to make yourself have more aquaphobia for look at the water and just think about the good ok nigga
Baako Jang yo baako... getcho ass back to sims 4
Np Blast
14:00 What is that lAuGh?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
You mean 12:54
Starting up a car
THE COCKROACH PART HAD ME DYING🤣😂😆😅
“They flew, like pigeons BRUH!!!”
play subnatica!
Dare BHD to jump in the ocean and find the giant squid
1: its at dephs where hed be crushed
2:HELL NO
Nooooo our favorite milk dud will be eating alive
You can't even go that far
Hes not getting in the ocean
But milk duds can't swim.
Lol NOOOOOO on the vampire squid lol he like NOOOO 🤣👌
8:01 happened to me too I screamed so loud
Same i ran right into and nearly through my wall i was so scured
14:53 why you look like a referee that just saw the most weirdest foul ever? I'm using all these time stamps for a vine comp!
Deputy Robinson
Why vine
Deputy Robinson XD
that was my face when I realized my new school only has 3 months summer vaca.
wait I do need to rephrase that. I meant try not to laugh challenge.
9:49 we don’t we don’t we don’t 😂😂
Megatron Jr lmfao
Rap
well the goblin shark look like sharkhead in pacific rim
14:43 he sounded like a girl screaming! Lol
black swallower... really, bruh
Indra inspace ikr disgusting bastard
R/whiteknights
Justin Y. Twin why do I see you everywhere in BHD?
Ok to clarify. These fish are named by humans so when i said what i said i was talking about the name of the fish and how stupid the name was
Play a game called Subnautica, it's under water survival game.
ranjan c.n wow I thought there was a eyelash was on my phone
ranjan c.n bro I thought your picture was a piece of hair on my screen 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Sane lmao
I didn't I use the dark theme
:D
I watch his vid because I like his screams
That was the most funniest joke I’ve ever heard in my whole life.🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:52 LMAO IM DEAD 😂😂😂
Net Neutrality lmfao same I died there too
Net Neutrality its those kind of jokes that made me love Bhds videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is so funny when he’s scared 😂😂
14:00 when trying to start 50 years old car 👌
💀💀💀 underrated comment
Can you actually spell?
@@euxly8964 Mf I was legit like 11 when I wrote that, and still had somewhat of good English. Though I bet I could take you in a grammar competition now.
(When I see a large spider)
Me:WHAT THE F......
(Spider jumps on me)
Me:(screams like a banshie)
(Gets a bomb and explodes whole house)
Cian Morales like how BHD screams
Epic original joke
Banshee*
And then go to space and blows up the Earth
5:41 Real Isopod hours
9:49. Maurice sound like a engine starting up
Lenny Ma boah
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😄😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆
WOW
Did you know that a 60ft shark was found in the ocean on a tv show
I guess that’s the megalodon because they grow up to 69ft 60ft
Gamingangster could just be a whale shark
your the best youtuber ever men keep up the great work men TWIZZUMS
PLAY SUB NAUT ICA
Please
Ok
Noah Wilcoxon but he said to play subnatica
Joe Lemon dude HE WILL DIEEE!!!
Bhd is back. Funny jokes,reactions by himself in a room,regular uploads,reactions to interesting videos and intros and outros.
Boi at 5min you lookin like tha fish on the screen 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Elissa Rose Holmes 🤣
When a whale jumps on me
:whale jumps on me
WHAT THE FOOOOCK ITS FOOcKIng BIG
if anyone asks why u dont wanna go swim just show them this video
Haruka Tenou since you have 0% chance to run in one of these on surface its not a good argument🤔
12:08
That is a basking shark, not a megamouth.
ikr
12:55 So that's how Emperor Palpatine comes back in Rise of Skywalker/ hows it going FLUFFKIN 👍
Me: Why Is It Swallow Joke?
Jasper Rolls: 13:39
12:59 that laugh can cure cancer
I had dragon fish meat before with sashimi tasty 😋
Keondin Perry ...
Xishiro Lilli hater
Attention seeker?
ツliamoo nah I wanted somebody to see if I'm wrong
Ooo, sounds cool
13:40 but wait how does he do that???? How does he laugh SUPER hard and then just stop abruptly and keep a straight face?? 😂
7:32 I knew he was going to react to it when it said that XD
I’ll just stay at my pool
14:00 what the sheep?
Nobody:
The Joker: 0:14
Black swlower 🤣😂💔
Your laugh sounds like a helicopter getting faster😂😂😂
A black swallower...
Oh...um
😂😂😂😂HAHAHHAHAA IM DEAD
12:58 me trying to start the car
13:59 me trying to start the car again
This whole video is just you said “Noooooooo!” 😂🔥🔥🔥
I need a great swallower in general 😂
Me when it takes a while to get a joke 0:13
Me: I always thought that the ocean is peaceful and grateful...
Animal Facts of the Ocean: *These giant squid are famous for their deadly fights wi-*
BHD: I-I no. I don't do this....
12:20 The Basking Shark doesn't swallow large pray. The ONLY things of catergory that it eats are large schools of plankton.