you all probably dont care but does someone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account..? I was dumb forgot the password. I love any tricks you can give me.
S p e r m d o n e r s u d o n t h a v e s e x w i t h t h e m t h e y i n s e r t t h e j i z z b y t h a t n o n p o i n t y n e e d l e s h i t o r s u m l i k e t h a t
@@Alpha_Reyes21 Mah boy went off his chair to charge at top speed but realises he's in his house so he decided to turn a different direction and walked off the camera 🤣
6:19 is that beer with ice in it? If so this human must have sold his/her soul to SATAN himself to even think of commiting such a sick and evil crime against beer.
somebody DM bhd and tell him to PLEASE make up with chavezz and dr.j because when they were together man that shit was comedy gold better than any stand up I've watched in my life
I'm dead over the "I would hella smash the computer I just need to know that it has a 3.5 inch floppy dick drive" he looked so shook when he realized. He just let his biggest secret slip.
Yo... Blast is losing that weight tho
You’re right, he is getting thinner.
Skop3 Mast3r Plays okay man, we need you to chill.
Easy Mode and im getting fatter... shit! I NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT FUCK!!!
Chemothe- wait no
Easy Mode sooner or later, that milk dud will become a Snickers bar.
“How white dads answer the phone” “yellow” lmao that’s true 😂
😂OMG IM ST00PID
I don't get it
@Safwan Ait-Lassri y’ello
I was born in 1999. I dodged a bullet there.
The Cosmic, Kidd what does the statement mean though
Jacob Camerupt At the 56 second mark of the video. Right at the beginning.
The Cosmic, Kidd but what does it mean?
Jacob Camerupt I don't know. All I know is that I dont have to be involved.
The Cosmic, Kidd lmao me too fam
16:18 When a duck possesses you while reacting.
Michael Thom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bru I'm dead😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfaooo🤣🤣🤣
69 likes, nice
“Our Open Relationship”
“How I got Chlamydia”
Dead 😂
Marcus Blue Wolf the chlamydia one was months before though, I’ve looked it up...
@@Cassxowary what's even more funny is that she brought it on herself, and acts like it came out of nowhere for no reason.
“How does one have children if you ain’t never smashed?”
-BlasphamousHD 2018
3:20 The reaction was so good, he even teleported!
@withered horror bonnie
r/Whooosh
withered horror bonnie r/wooooosh
@withered horror bonnie oh you're smart
withered horror bonnie r/whooooooosh
@BJ6469 / / Sad Productions ladies and gentlemen, the boomer is here
*"Im gonna edit that out"*
No you’re not
@@catfiles_ why are you replieing on a 2 year old comment
@@VøyzBlack the real question is why are you
@@catfiles_ nah chief when are you
@@VøyzBlack I’m right now
"I will stay a virgin because I want to be a good example for my children"
Me: HOW? HOW SWAY?!
Adoption
@@hidden_host I too, was thinking that
you all probably dont care but does someone know a tool to get back into an Instagram account..?
I was dumb forgot the password. I love any tricks you can give me.
It always fills me with joy when I hear this dude's laugh.
0:06 when something bad happens to Jake Paul.
XD
🤣
BIG faxs
*Fact*
Yea XD
2:01 an ad perfectly cut that scream
4:02 is literally what Jake Paul did 😂😂
He couldn’t fight KSI so he got his big brother Logan 😂😂😂😂
Don't forget HE GOT HIS DAD TOO XDDDDD
Mixed up
😂
12:35 ,, How does one have children, if you ain't never smash though?''
It's called 'Adoption'
Or Sperm bank
He's stupid sometimes
@@nightmareassassin1984 I think that what he means by having children is giving birth.
He is so slow
Or surrogacy or marrying someone with children...
12:34 maybe with adopting children?
meme police: we don’t use logic here boys
artificial insemination?
Aaron McQuay yes! Good point!
Marcela_Games I realized that almost immediately while everybody else on the internet took them a good while to do the same
Marcela_Games that's a fine for using common sense
5:43 My dude sounds like a minigun! 😂
My broken fan
😂😂😂
Why he sound like my car that didn't want to start
Way too slow for a Minigun, more like a Mounted 50 cal. Machine Gun.
He even starts off slow and gradually builds up speed 😂
"How does one have children without sex?"
Adoption... that's an option.
Just make that a nursery rhyme
Sperm donation.....yea im sure
5:44 Sounds like a chainsaw starting up 😂😂
It does
16:20
Did BHD just quack?
56meeko HE DID OMFG IM DYING😂😂
Thank you
LOLOLOL
Ik im late but just imagine him playing duck duck goose
He's a duck any ways
"Well, pony porn is a thing"
BHD: It better be.. Oh God, it better be
Pornhub, Rule 34, and e621: We have good news for you
Cue bob the tomato saying have we got a show for you 😂
@@justinhansen9355 Lmao yes
add xxxvideos to that list sir
4:30 I really had to think about this. I dont even know why I havent thought of this in the first place and I have played soccer(football) for 10years
0:06 and 7:57 And now, the greatest BlastphamousHD laugh of all time
Nobody:
Guys with dirtbikes at 3am: 5:43
Not quite started. 5:43
@@talenamcgovernandkids6040
Bruh, what changed here, moron
Parents: are you gay?
Me: am i?
My 13 year old brain: the hell i am!
Me now: im definitely gay
11:51 *I laughed so hard my whole house collapsed!* 😂😂😂👏👏👏👍👍👍
not possible :v
noobz lolriz have you heard of jokes till now or what?
I know what joke's are. and I laughed at that too...
but laughing cant make a house collapse:>]
-_-
noobz lolriz can a man make a joke without being corrected but a smartass like you?
12:28 when bae said she had a fun night at the club but she was suposed to be with her freinds
3:17 let's make this reaction a meme!
He is skinnyer than me
Phat booty
Him reacting to the smash bros ultimate trailer.
He sounds like a TIE fighter.
It sounded like he was saying H0EÈEEEEE
12:42 when you eat Warheads Extreme 😂😂
7:41 Me and my friend grinning because We have amazing Photoshop skills
9:44 I kinda like that episode when I was a kid.
5:44
Sounds like my car trying to start up.
-"How white dads answer the phone"
-"Yellooow!"
ahhhhh xD... so white haaha
He needs to make videos like this again he’s gotta understand that people get bored of family guy vids
Your crush: *shy gal*
Her brother: *muscular shy guy*
Her father: *regular shy guy*
Her friend: *muscular black shy guy*
You/me: *fat shy guy*
Her Mother:Ultra shy gal
Blastphamous asks: How does one have children if you never smashed?
Me: Adoption?
freddyfazbear 020 that isnt HAVING children that is adopting
Sperm banks, people. There are sperm banks
12:37
Adoption
i just thought about it too😂
My boy milk duds FINALLY reacts to comments awards. 😸
XD
Iron Avenger ikr
It’s been 83 years
Volan Cyber
84 actually.
Dammit
12:27 my reaction was the same
Sperm banks, people. There's sperm banks
@@edmpunkfire7793 I call it “The boring way to have children”
"I'm done! I don't think it's possible to be more done!" *_*continues watching_**
Blast: Wait... Hold on. How does one have children if u never smashed tho 🤔
Me: Adoption.. just ADOPTION 😐😑
S p e r m d o n e r s u d o n t h a v e s e x w i t h t h e m t h e y i n s e r t t h e j i z z b y t h a t n o n p o i n t y n e e d l e s h i t o r s u m l i k e t h a t
@@toxiclucifer6253 exactly
Karen cheats on plankton
"how does one have children if they never smashed" friend adoption is existing
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ads in this damn video. (Oh God) in this damn video. (Oh God)
Hmm I got two
Ya boi needs that money though
I had 3
Space Duck I got 10 and they were all movie ads, 3-5 minutes long duration, each.
Space Duck When you said "ads" I thought is was aids for a second.
I Love It When He Jumps Up Off His Chair N Saying OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣
And the way he walked off camera tho 🤣
@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy Facts😂
@@Alpha_Reyes21 Mah boy went off his chair to charge at top speed but realises he's in his house so he decided to turn a different direction and walked off the camera 🤣
@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy I'm done😂
@@Alpha_Reyes21 yup! LOL
3:22 How This Man BHD Turned In To A Whole Damn Stick 😂
3:19 this dude is so ready for a mile run
Mah boy was about to charge but realises he's in his house so he decided to turn a different direction and walk off camera 🤣
Oh my god i laughed so hard 13:30 😂😆😂
Lmao
He must have a lot of shots
I'm done🤣🤣🤣
I'm just amazed your chair isn't broken. I await the day your chair just snaps from you using it like a bouncy castle.
5:44 his laugh sounds like a car starting up 😂
True
6:19 is that beer with ice in it?
If so this human must have sold his/her soul to SATAN himself to even think of commiting such a sick and evil crime against beer.
12:20 the only logical explanation I can think of is she adopted her kids.
4:28
That's exactly what Americans did with their Football, Didn't they ?
The Element of Surprise hence the handegg
The Element of Surprise football as in soccer or football as In 🏈
@@johnnygat1956 There is only one Football.
The one where you play using your 'foot' to hit a 'ball'.
The Element of Surprise so 🏈
The Element of Surprise cuz if your talking about football with the nets and all that we call it soccer in America
Lmao. Your laugh cheers me up!
“How you gonna have a child, BUT AINT SMASHED THOUGH” adoption?
FINALLY HE SAW ONE! He need to react to a lot more Cowbelly...
Ur laugh sounds like Mr.Krabs having a heart attack
"I hope pony p**n is a thing"
DESTRUCTION 100
where's ling ling porn porn is a thing don’t ask how I know I just do
Yes there is such thing out there
BHD: How does one have children... If you never smashed tho?
Me: Adoption, that's how you have children.
12:27 You just made 7 new meme faces for that meme! XD
When you've been watching Blast's vids for so long you can call it when he's about to say "Imma edit that out.."
the moment you got the wrong order 12:27
I love how he looks at the camera while laughing
I love watching Maurice laughing 😂
4:28 there is a white line that marks the area the goal keep can touch the ball with hands
3:20 when a guy said, “Ur mom gay” and the other guy replied, “No u.”
I've been waiting for you to react to this !
Seeing his entire body when he jumped up scared me wtf
"I'm done. I don't think it is possible to be more done."
**immediately starts watching video again**
Billybobjoe El conquistador what’s so bad at 1:46
1:23 bhd can relate
MiNi sota fr tho
MiNi sota so can i
LoL 123
12:32 when the quiet kid in the back of the class screams “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH”
Post:2014
Someone else: someone better yell planktin Caren is out here hoeing
ME: LMAO 😂😂 😂😂 😂
I was dead
I’ve watched this compilation several times but it never stops being funny
13:30 my favorite😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Blackopsking2004 bruh that's my favorite shit too
Yes!
7:31 YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE 😳
12:01 I think that is Indiana Jones 😅😂
12:37 there something called Adoptive
" how does one have children yet you aint never smash doe"
7:18
Hol up
FaKeSat the good ones are the animated ones
That’s what I’ve been told by my friend
hey, porn is porn
Nigga I got an add XD
what's your profile pic?
So glad to see him
yes he's reacting to cowbelly
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
That one guy in the zoom call: *the downfall of postman pat*
React to your browser history
That would be a video that would INSTANTLY get demonized
Volan Cyber I guess he’ll have to post it on “cornhub” lol
Yeah but it would be hilarious
Your dam right boi
Lotta of corn n shit maybe even dogs smashin dogs
Dude had to dodge the arithmetic flying around his head at 12:26 and nearly missed the joke.
3:18 He’s been wearing pajamas this whole time.
7:17 Blastphamous is a clopper confirmed. XD
12:39
*ADOPTED*
You ain't never smashed tho? *ADOPTED*? Get the time right fool
@@dillanmcclinton6960 dude I'm making a joke
Great video I finally see more than your top half OMG I SEE UR ARMS OH MAR GURD!
4:05 my favorite
That comment at the beginning literally destroyed my esophagus 🤣
So I guess 3:10 went right over his head, when I white dad answers the phone "yeeelloww"=hello and it shower a yellow picture
12:28 When you wake up on summer break after having a dream about being back at school.
12:25 when you forget there’s such this as adoption
Or sperm banks
These reactions are priceless
0:00 ad this intro to the etika scream meme with the others
12:41
Adoption. That's how.
Blast is the only guy that can make me laugh at a comment awards channel
somebody DM bhd and tell him to PLEASE make up with chavezz and dr.j because when they were together man that shit was comedy gold better than any stand up I've watched in my life
ParadoxAttax Unfortunately that'll probably never happen between Blast and Chavezz. I'd rather see them together as well too tho Bruh forreal
He did Chavezz and his girl dirty and they have already moved on
almost forgot that happened but when did bhd and randy split up
I thought Maurice and Randy were still cool!!
#BHDChavezzreunion
you cant tell someone to makeup with someone bc u want them to 👌
I'm dead over the "I would hella smash the computer I just need to know that it has a 3.5 inch floppy dick drive" he looked so shook when he realized. He just let his biggest secret slip.
0:06 when you see your ex on the side of the street
8:05 when someone hits you in the **** but they realize you have a **** OF SLTEAL.
8:21 Bownsir where are you ?
Big Jersey Yay maybe he’ll react to it !
RIP