I had a flashback to an old John Candy movie, Uncle Buck. Uncle is cooking breakfast for the kids he is looking after and the young boy says "Uncle Buck is cooking the garbage!"
Yeah that's the disappointing thing -- it looked great! But when Jesse picked it up, it was floppy, soggy, and hard at the same time. So sad. It only looks good in pictures.
@@Liberal_From_Prairies689 I wish things were better before the conglomerate took over, but I worked at Tim's for 10 years and the donuts came frozen and everything else was very low quality.
I mean, the chicken wrap with bacon is good and bigger compared to other chains like McDonald's or Tim Hortons. If you haven't tried I recommend you give it a chance. The price is also good for the wrap size.
Lol true. A great way to test if they skimped out. However since it comes in the tin, I'm sure the tin is exactly 12" so I'm sure the cookie is 12" too. Unless it seemed shorter than the tin, but it filled the tin out.
Oh man... I had such hopes for this. The idea of a foot long cookie triggers a childhood memory of a giant cookie I received for Christmas. It was like 2 feet diameter, and delicious. Subway has ruined a sweet, cherished childhood memory.
I recommend trying it anyways! One person's experience/perspective is not the holy grail :) ..... Many, many, many positive reviews and requests to get more in the stores.
I told myoarent i want to try it 😢 but with some saying bad reviews and the subway near me is kind of trashy but clean, idk anymore. Unless i ask my parents to go to cookie crumbl, which I've had before, and it is better 😭
I’ll say it again. Subway is a cookie shop disguised as a sandwich shop. Normally their cookies are good. Must be the whole thing where when it’s first/ new it always has issues to work out.
I HOPE this is meant as a dessert for multiple people! It kind of looks more like a mini cake than a footlong cookie. Does it even kind of taste like their regular chocolate chip cookies? Those aren't great, but mediocre choc chip cookie > no chocolate chip cookie
Wow!!! Floppy and looks more like cake . Cookie Monster doesn’t approve of this. Best cookie I ever had but not sold in Ontario the past 15 years was Mrs. Fields cookies . Little Debbie’s ain’t bad either
Disappointed people voted for this over the Nashville fish sandwich. Your description of a microwave cookie immediately put me off on trying this, so thanks for saving me 6 bucks!
Aw It LOOKS good though to me. I think if they're trying to be like cookie bars I get that I love bars.. I think it should be $5 flat though like with tax just give a $5. I haven't had Subway in years I'm always curious how their cookies are nowadays. you're the second person I seen to give this one a bad rating so that's unfortunate. Lol
Seems more like a chocolate chip brownie then it does a cookie. Their cookies are really not that bad. I actually like them, but this might be a little too much. I am sure they are doing this to promote their foot long subs, but it does not seem to work. The cookie must have inch on top of the poll. The other item was winning when I last checked, but it was close. Have a good weekend. God bless!
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I've had the cookie and know for a fact that it smacks. This guy has lost his credibility as a food reviewer after this video, and is just smashing food for likes.
"It does have a smell"
-Subway
Haha
I had a flashback to an old John Candy movie, Uncle Buck. Uncle is cooking breakfast for the kids he is looking after and the young boy says "Uncle Buck is cooking the garbage!"
Haha
Great movie, RIP John Candy
Great movie
cross section looked absolutely delicious, ngl
Yeah that's the disappointing thing -- it looked great! But when Jesse picked it up, it was floppy, soggy, and hard at the same time. So sad. It only looks good in pictures.
i need one of these one day looks great
U seem disappointed in it being like a brownie, i thought it was really good
I didn't like the tray.
@@JFRJesse They gave me a spoon to eat it with, didn't mind it. Makes it easy to eat and share. Not too bad of a product at $6. Just odd.
Love this cookie, best thing since footlongs
My 6 year old really likes it when you smash the food, she still wants the cookie, thanks for trying to warn us.
I also would still eat smashed cookie.
I knew it would be an instant smash as soon as I heard foot long cookie. What kind of maniac came up with this thinking it was good idea? 😂
looks yummy!
Subway is moving towards Tim Horton's in terms of absolute garbage quality.
Shitty
Tim Horton's needs to go back to how they were before the Brazilian conglomerate bought them. When things were 🎵 Always fresh at Tim Horton's 🎵
@@Liberal_From_Prairies689 I wish things were better before the conglomerate took over, but I worked at Tim's for 10 years and the donuts came frozen and everything else was very low quality.
Subway has always been garbage
I mean, the chicken wrap with bacon is good and bigger compared to other chains like McDonald's or Tim Hortons. If you haven't tried I recommend you give it a chance. The price is also good for the wrap size.
Lol all they did was cut a big piece of the dough and made it bigger. Thanks Subway
very inventive. 🤣🤣
They have just landed in the uk 🇬🇧 bin thinking of reviewing it
its pretty hard to ruin a cookie, but they did it
Rare video where we can hear the smash music in full duration
I'm pretty confident that at this point you're just reviewing Subway and Tim Hortons to showcase how bad and overpriced they are, so well done!
I think subway has one phone call.
@@JFRJesse hahahahaha
Yep. Subway and Tim's are left out there, week after week, as purveyors of dreadful stuff. Won't call it food. Stuff. Dreadful stuff.
So, I guess size DOES NOT matter, YESSS!!!😅😅😅
Have you ever had a 10/10 napkin?
Nope.
I’m so disappointed, I thought the idea of a long cookie was so fun. But nobody wants a bad chocolate chip cookie 😅
Oatmeal raisin and white macadamia nut are Subway's best cookies. 🍪
Another good review and and reaction. I'll hit the like button every time.
Thank you!
so whos advertising this cookie? some thin guy whos going to get fat and then they will be like "oh look hes totally normal and not a creep"
haha
Where's the measuring tape.
Lol true. A great way to test if they skimped out. However since it comes in the tin, I'm sure the tin is exactly 12" so I'm sure the cookie is 12" too. Unless it seemed shorter than the tin, but it filled the tin out.
Totally forgot.
Looks good
Someone at Subway corporate should be fired, this is awful.
Oh man... I had such hopes for this. The idea of a foot long cookie triggers a childhood memory of a giant cookie I received for Christmas. It was like 2 feet diameter, and delicious. Subway has ruined a sweet, cherished childhood memory.
Haha, no, you can always make a good one.
I recommend trying it anyways! One person's experience/perspective is not the holy grail :) ..... Many, many, many positive reviews and requests to get more in the stores.
Subway should stick to single cookies and stop making footlong flops. 😂
Old Dutch salted toffee popcorn twists
Wow, they new?
@@JFRJesse yup and super delicious 😂 I ate two big bags one sitting they came out within the last few weeks
@@jodiwilcox3829diet
How do u give a footlong cookie review a 3/10? There is only 1 footlong cookie in existence... omg relax 😅
I told myoarent i want to try it 😢 but with some saying bad reviews and the subway near me is kind of trashy but clean, idk anymore. Unless i ask my parents to go to cookie crumbl, which I've had before, and it is better 😭
Bro got his feelings hurt… how much is this thing?
Subway has gone the way of Tim Hortons; unnecessary change for the worse. Rice bowls and footlong cookies??? Nobody wants that crap!
They are trying to attract a different clientele...people with very low expectations. Very, very low.
They gotta try cause no one's buying their overpriced subs either
I’ll say it again. Subway is a cookie shop disguised as a sandwich shop. Normally their cookies are good. Must be the whole thing where when it’s first/ new it always has issues to work out.
hahaha knew it would be a smash the moment i heard about it
Footlong cookie SUCCS
Circle cookies better
btw nice video tho :)
Just tried it and I agree. They should get rid of it. Terrible cookie. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
I HOPE this is meant as a dessert for multiple people! It kind of looks more like a mini cake than a footlong cookie.
Does it even kind of taste like their regular chocolate chip cookies? Those aren't great, but mediocre choc chip cookie > no chocolate chip cookie
It was more like a cake.
Brutal … I will not waste a dime on it !
Surprise he didnt throw his glass of water on the floor after he drank it.
Oh no, I can't do that.
LOL. I knew it!!
new camera?
Yes.
Wow!!! Floppy and looks more like cake . Cookie Monster doesn’t approve of this. Best cookie I ever had but not sold in Ontario the past 15 years was Mrs. Fields cookies . Little Debbie’s ain’t bad either
have you liked anything not from McDonald's?
Oh yeah
That’s more of a squash than a smash!
yep.
Aw you gotta pound that back with tall glass o’ milk, brah.
Disappointed people voted for this over the Nashville fish sandwich. Your description of a microwave cookie immediately put me off on trying this, so thanks for saving me 6 bucks!
I tried to do both because it was so close, just didn't have the time.
Looks good but not sure that I’d buy it.
Jesse for prime minister!
I would do one term.
Those things always taste like raw cookie dough.
I don’t understand how you can not like a chocolate chip cookie lol
It had no integrity, just fell apart.
If you need a spoon to eat it...
Them are the best ones
After taking about 5 bites into a cookie, you then decide it isn’t good? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ..
There was a lot of textures there.
The dessert literally no one asked for
You should do the churro and pretzel next
Those are in the US only.
Oh that's right your in canada it's different there well I'm sure you'll come up with something great next cant wait
Will you try the new wcdonalds sauce from mcdonalds?
3 days ago
Good smash Jesse have a good weekend, brother
You too.
wait...they make these in canada!?
Just the cookie.
Firehouse subs is the way to go!
none here.
In fairness Ive seen worse promo product ideas.
True.
Footlong cookie?!?!? WHAT THE F🤣ck
A cookie so bad it smashed itself... @ 3:20 before the hammer even touches it, it's a disaster.
A sloppy mess.
Atrocious, that's being generous lol, hopefully they can think up something better in the future
Gimmick.
Yummy!
I'm disappointed. I rather like their cookies but haven't had this one.
Give it a shot.
Hey Jesse, I know you don't review drinks but just curious if you tried the new Coca Cola Spiced?
I have and it’s really bad, overwhelming raspberry taste.
I asked the coke guy and he said it's hard to find in town right now.
I tried it I think it’s very bland and dry. Not much taste and you feel shit afterwards it’s full of sugar and not worth the calories
Nope.
Yeah that cookie looks stupid... Awesome review as always and amazing smash🎉
Would be fun for you try cereal 🥣 or pancakes with syrup at McDonald’s
Maybe the pancakes.
Aw It LOOKS good though to me. I think if they're trying to be like cookie bars I get that I love bars.. I think it should be $5 flat though like with tax just give a $5. I haven't had Subway in years I'm always curious how their cookies are nowadays. you're the second person I seen to give this one a bad rating so that's unfortunate. Lol
It just fell apart when I touched it.
Subway is a hot mess lol
Cooookiee
Cooknie…a cookie brownie 😂
Very stupid but also very gimmicky lol. I dont think our subway has it. They said were not selling that crap lol
Hahaha
IS SUBWAYS FOOTLONG COOKIE GOOD OR GARBAGE
garbage
Lmao love the rant at the end. Also, the app has a BOGO foot long right now, at least in Manitoba.
Ahahhaha not surprising at all. Subway is forever garbage!
Seems more like a chocolate chip brownie then it does a cookie. Their cookies are really not that bad. I actually like them, but this might be a little too much. I am sure they are doing this to promote their foot long subs, but it does not seem to work. The cookie must have inch on top of the poll. The other item was winning when I last checked, but it was close. Have a good weekend. God bless!
It was close.
WTF
Subway better watch out. Jersey Mike's and Jimmy John's are coming to town. Subway seems tired. It's getting harder to agree with others to eat there.
I use to love your channel but lately you have been so negative about everything. It’s fast food what do you expect.
I think the smash to phone call ratio is the same as it's always been.
Yeshua Hamashiach is God in the flesh, the Son of God, the Word of God, and he died so that you may be presented blameless in the sight of the Father. And so you may inherit his kingdom. The LORD Yeshua Hamashiach is the only way to the Father and his kingdom. Repent of your sins, turn to Yeshua and accept him into your life as your LORD and Savior before it's too late, every day is not guaranteed.
John 14:6
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father except through Me.
May God bless you all.
Cookies?
🤢
bad review
I've had the cookie and know for a fact that it smacks. This guy has lost his credibility as a food reviewer after this video, and is just smashing food for likes.
I stand by my review!
At the price they sell them.... You can get 3-4 cookie or their six pack ... So it doesn't worth it
Nope
sounds not that god but awesome review there Just Food Reviews and keep up the awesome work