Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: European Cowboy w/ Kippy & Foley

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 408

  • @LifeOfBaha
    @LifeOfBaha 7 месяцев назад +181

    ‘you’ve never stuck with anything for more than 6 months’
    ‘i did cocaine for a long time’ - uncle hank

    • @nickhedges3049
      @nickhedges3049 7 месяцев назад +8

      Thank god this comment is here lmaooo I was gonna say!

    • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
      @CraigSmith-qq3sr 7 месяцев назад +12

      They didn't catch that at all😂😂😂😂

    • @boagski
      @boagski 7 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂 the man is golden!

    • @BrothaB910
      @BrothaB910 7 месяцев назад +2

      I was dying but it was stepped on so I didn’t know if anyone else caught it 😂😂

    • @VitaKet
      @VitaKet 6 месяцев назад

      "you've never done one thing for more than 6 months"
      "i did blow for a long time"
      If you're gonna quote at least get it right...

  • @nickricci19
    @nickricci19 7 месяцев назад +45

    "You can also get Whopper Jr's for breakfast"
    *does signature water bottle grab*
    "So I've heard...."
    *Fades to commercial* 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @somecsguy9824
      @somecsguy9824 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's so good the way he does it under his breath. With kippy just staring at him not reacting 😂

  • @albreezy26
    @albreezy26 7 месяцев назад +78

    "I did blow for a long time" lol went under the radar but that made me giggle 😂

    • @theearms6338
      @theearms6338 7 месяцев назад +3

      Caught that too and made me laugh my ass off 😆

  • @H1ghAndTight
    @H1ghAndTight 7 месяцев назад +22

    Did a little gardenin, Just had some mother's day home bbq with the fam, now havin a heater and a beer and a little gar bage to wrap it up. Perfect end to a great day. Happy Mother's Day to all the Ma's Out Der.!

  • @TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsVince
    @TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsVince 7 месяцев назад +25

    My ex used to rehydrate jerky to make meals. She is currently institutionalized and has been in more mental hospitals in the last 3 1/2 years than I can count on my hand. ..that being said, the meals were delicious. Love youse

    • @KitchenerLeslie2
      @KitchenerLeslie2 7 месяцев назад +5

      How’d you lose the other hand?

    • @DATsun727
      @DATsun727 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@KitchenerLeslie2 that one isn’t for counting it has institutionalized tatted on it for spelling purposes.

  • @Leebotsford92
    @Leebotsford92 7 месяцев назад +62

    Just got out of work on a Sunday evening. Lighting a heater, rolling a blunt, and ordering a ‘za , paired with a good old family episode! Nothing better on a Sunday evening! Thank you bozos and homies for making yet another Sunday

    • @ryanmarks4277
      @ryanmarks4277 7 месяцев назад +3

      Ripping some heaters and dabbies, enjoying the spring weather (finally), deciding what to have for dinner, hanging out with my cats, and enjoying the episode! S’good vibes 🤙🏼

    • @DTTWOPP
      @DTTWOPP 7 месяцев назад +5

      I can smell both of ur stale smoke houses from here....and IT AINT TOO SHABBY

    • @pvthfindxr
      @pvthfindxr 7 месяцев назад +1

      u are livin life bud

    • @andrewwilsing6533
      @andrewwilsing6533 7 месяцев назад +1

      🎉🎉🎉

    • @Tuddysplug.coke.notbutt
      @Tuddysplug.coke.notbutt 7 месяцев назад +1

      Y’all know Patreon drops a bonus ep on Sundays and a hard feelings on sat. Best content on the market I’ll bet my Patreon subscription on it

  • @antwarren2565
    @antwarren2565 7 месяцев назад +31

    “Are you worried about cows not shitting?” I fuckin died 😂😂

  • @antwarren2565
    @antwarren2565 7 месяцев назад +68

    “That’s not a slim Jim, that’s a Fat Foley”
    Did not get the props it deserved

    • @codychurchill2172
      @codychurchill2172 7 месяцев назад +2

      I LOST MY SHIT. Highway robbery for the T Bone on that one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jakerivera4775
      @jakerivera4775 7 месяцев назад

      Nothing on that??

  • @mikepostalakis
    @mikepostalakis 7 месяцев назад +153

    Heater burning in the ashtray, bacon, egg and cheese delivered, Bud Heavy cracked and ready to sip. Let’s fucking go!

    • @RonBurgundy-iw1xl
      @RonBurgundy-iw1xl 7 месяцев назад +22

      That’s clean livin right there

    • @mikepostalakis
      @mikepostalakis 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@RonBurgundy-iw1xl just prepping for my colonoscopy

    • @lucasweaver9965
      @lucasweaver9965 7 месяцев назад +5

      Fire me up son

    • @Norvillescoobs
      @Norvillescoobs 7 месяцев назад +1

      Joiz quiff oinal seamen

    • @breakercassidy6946
      @breakercassidy6946 7 месяцев назад +5

      On nights I drink, beforehand I make a bacon, sausage, egg and cheese on a bagel for those 6-8 drinks in hunger pangs

  • @Jeremycook_
    @Jeremycook_ 7 месяцев назад +13

    They used to sell shredded beef jerky in a chewing tobacco tin.. you know for the kids. If they still sell it that'd be good on a trashy hoagie

    • @hippiejoee
      @hippiejoee 6 месяцев назад +5

      They still do and I remember packing my lip with some jack links shredded jerky pretending it’s dip😂

    • @Dukedogdog
      @Dukedogdog 5 месяцев назад

      They still do and about twice a year I have to get some to fill that specific weird void in my life of needing a lip full of jerky haha

  • @ThePeoplesConsultant
    @ThePeoplesConsultant 7 месяцев назад +26

    Beef jerky in a sandwich is crazy. You’re gonna swallow everything else before the jerky. You’re gonna feel like a cow chewing cud

    • @tupac1971ever
      @tupac1971ever 7 месяцев назад

      Mayo with a slim Jim is crazy

  • @iNoctiuagus
    @iNoctiuagus 7 месяцев назад +23

    Packing up to move out of my ex's house, and I'm realizing I have more bongs than pants. Stay classy, bozos!

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 7 месяцев назад +10

    Toby looks like the brother of a girlfriend you meet for the 1st time and all she says is, "He is really into gaming"

  • @joelle.miller
    @joelle.miller 7 месяцев назад +25

    Sundee night with the boys at Tuddy's. ❤

  • @SycsFinest
    @SycsFinest 7 месяцев назад +10

    The breakfast whopper is the freshest whopper you'll ever eat. It's the only time of day I'll hit a BK.

  • @cookinitupwithty5999
    @cookinitupwithty5999 7 месяцев назад +2

    I always love it when you click on the video and the first thing you hear is “WELCOME” makes it feel like our own garbage little club! ❤

  • @GenX80sKid
    @GenX80sKid 7 месяцев назад +12

    42:33 when Foley drops the lid from his water, 🤣

  • @DATsun727
    @DATsun727 7 месяцев назад +2

    4:18 see he can commit to things 😅

  • @AndrewG.Comedy
    @AndrewG.Comedy 7 месяцев назад +8

    Foley saying "You can start doing that with anything really." When it came to the soda scam was a missed opportunity

  • @bobbyrobinette5772
    @bobbyrobinette5772 7 месяцев назад +6

    42:30.......Foley loses his bottle cap, mouths "Fuck" .....internally "good bye forever "

  • @michaelfoley1966
    @michaelfoley1966 7 месяцев назад +6

    Sunday night family episode as I light the bbq and a joint, clean living.

  • @soundsofsleep1540
    @soundsofsleep1540 7 месяцев назад +1

    My youngest LOVES BLTs, at 5yo we gave him one. He was hooked on "salad burgers" as he called them.
    Mustard on breakfast sandwiches are nice. Bacon Egg n Cheese biscuit with a little mustard is the way to go. Also a fried SPAM or Bologna, egg and cheese with mustard is nice too.

  • @ThePerezParlay
    @ThePerezParlay 7 месяцев назад +4

    Foley’s food knowledge never ceases to amaze me

  • @Nyghtprowler
    @Nyghtprowler 7 месяцев назад +1

    You do the old teeth rake on those super cheap "brownies" where two come in a package. They had colorful sprinkles on them and weren't the best...
    When you took them off the white paper "Card" they came on it would always leave a skin of the brownie in the backing and you had to teeth rake those lol.
    They were called cosmic brownies or something.

  • @fillyourlifewithferenc5567
    @fillyourlifewithferenc5567 7 месяцев назад +1

    The wonderful feeling of seeing that a new family episode is up❤

  • @Nandino7
    @Nandino7 7 месяцев назад +1

    The cow magnet !!! 😂 this old timer at work told me about them the other day!! He keeps one in his pocket all the time !

  • @VWbusofdestiny
    @VWbusofdestiny 7 месяцев назад +3

    Answering garbage questions 6 minutes in... is where I wannit! Love these dirtballs.

  • @rbourgoine1
    @rbourgoine1 7 месяцев назад +2

    Kippy giving people shit for holding their nose in the water but is afraid to use a cheese grater. 😂

  • @mpr900
    @mpr900 7 месяцев назад +1

    On the note of high-school football turf, my high-school bought the bills turf secondhand and we had the nicest feild in upstate NY

  • @Lethargiccharge
    @Lethargiccharge 7 месяцев назад +1

    Them talking about betting where animals shit brings me right back to Sam Tallents book running the light about that happening and having to fucking follow it 😂😂😂 much love garbage family!!

  • @damascusdoshu3104
    @damascusdoshu3104 7 месяцев назад +3

    we had cow poop bingo in my area as well.. midwest

  • @AAG-f6e
    @AAG-f6e 7 месяцев назад +3

    Innit! Finished the grass capping off the night with the resin bowl like some real dirty trash.

  • @levimontoya1159
    @levimontoya1159 7 месяцев назад +1

    I totally stuck a magnet to a computer in middle school and when the colors changed, the teacher was like "if that doesn't change back, you'll be buying a new monitor!"

  • @heather5417
    @heather5417 7 месяцев назад +2

    Smoking a blunt 🎉listening to a family episode on a Sunday night !!!! Shout out to tuddy

  • @ty-mn6ij
    @ty-mn6ij 7 месяцев назад +2

    A Nice AYG ep after spending the day with Ma, what a great night we got here ❤

  • @thargro13
    @thargro13 7 месяцев назад

    A fried bologna, runny egg, and cheese with mayo and mustard is insanely good. The mustard paired with the bologna and egg is nice.

  • @Vigorous_802
    @Vigorous_802 7 месяцев назад +2

    In Upstate Vermont there's a festival, and they have the cow patty raffle but it's on the road😂 It's a little town and it's held right on the main road

  • @LBBKPHILLY
    @LBBKPHILLY 7 месяцев назад +2

    You can fix a tube tv thats been messed with a magnet. There was a circular wand you would wave over the sceeen. Called a degaussing coil.

  • @DillonDaVillain222
    @DillonDaVillain222 7 месяцев назад

    Oh my God I grew up in Lincolnton, NC how about flipped when I heard Toby bring that up

  • @KrazeeTrayne91
    @KrazeeTrayne91 7 месяцев назад +12

    200k subs! 🎉

    • @CB-ht9ow
      @CB-ht9ow 7 месяцев назад +2

      201k-> 1,000,000

    • @joelbrown3479
      @joelbrown3479 7 месяцев назад +1

      Let's go ARMY

  • @MoteKinTrol
    @MoteKinTrol 7 месяцев назад +3

    Foley saying 'Surround sound was bullshit' is a crazy thing to say.

  • @MrGpse
    @MrGpse 7 месяцев назад +3

    And never forget Pocket Bacon, It can save your life.

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m4 7 месяцев назад +1

    12:54 left over bacon and white bread rolls with a little mayo is a good night ❤😂 Youes boys make me hungry 🤤 And I work at a gas station 25 miles south of Chicago, an individual 20oz bottle of coke is $3.03 or two for $5.43 after tax

  • @herroic
    @herroic 7 месяцев назад +3

    Episode 13 in a row that the big man has brought up t bone’s wrench if anyone is counting

  • @snotmonger
    @snotmonger 7 месяцев назад +3

    "I can't reuse dirty underwear!" Maybe the most garbage saying ever!! Well done, Mr. Foley.

  • @JW-vo6lt
    @JW-vo6lt 7 месяцев назад +3

    Old rich guy I golfed with kept his booger sugar in an expensive vintage pepper grinder

  • @Treeezzz
    @Treeezzz 7 месяцев назад +2

    I went to the show Thursday at the Town Hall in New York. It was so good

    • @joelbrown3479
      @joelbrown3479 7 месяцев назад +1

      CONGRATULATIONS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎GARBAGE ARMY🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @smitty1281
    @smitty1281 7 месяцев назад +1

    Kippy’s Tommy Boy reference was a good piece of business

  • @justindestafney
    @justindestafney 7 месяцев назад +2

    That slip by Kippy 😅 19:53

  • @Dr.Boombatz
    @Dr.Boombatz 7 месяцев назад +2

    Let's gooooooo, Sunday night with the boys!!!

  • @Thrash44041
    @Thrash44041 7 месяцев назад

    Kippy dead on with McD and just nuggets and tendies. Seriously best podcast on the internet.

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ole "Dirty Tips" Foley does it again.

  • @lamymclamelame
    @lamymclamelame 7 месяцев назад +1

    47:41 if AYG did their own version of Big Ass Card Holder I'll def get in it.

  • @WhoisCake
    @WhoisCake 7 месяцев назад +3

    Underwear looking like used paper towels after BBQ had me fucking cackling! Holy shit.

  • @travisbooth3002
    @travisbooth3002 7 месяцев назад

    Been watching the old Patreon episodes recently for the first time and recently watched the bed bug episodes so this opening was extra funny to me with the bed bug reference of T-bone's past. 😂

  • @aubreejunesmom
    @aubreejunesmom 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love yall SO much!! 😂❤

  • @adrianfavela791
    @adrianfavela791 7 месяцев назад +1

    “That’s not a slim Jim that’s a fat foley” man Toby coming for top joker on the pod lol

  • @djcbal
    @djcbal 7 месяцев назад +5

    Smoked BBQ on the burner, heaters at the ready, it's Sundee wit da Buooyys!!

  • @kronik1447
    @kronik1447 7 месяцев назад +2

    Mustard on a sausage biscuit is good stuff. Sling blade certified.

    • @joelbrown3479
      @joelbrown3479 7 месяцев назад +2

      PRICELESS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Somanykyles
    @Somanykyles 7 месяцев назад +2

    The girl just left. Rolled out the secret snack stash and letting the boys take me to rest and relaxation.

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ 7 месяцев назад +1

    saying the size of his dongle made you want to puke as a compliment is so god damn funny 😂💀

  • @lilwillbooth9871
    @lilwillbooth9871 7 месяцев назад +1

    “Shout it out loud” to the #ArmyOfGarbage !! long live the Homies and the Bozos !! #AYG #AreYouGarbage ?

  • @danswan2099
    @danswan2099 7 месяцев назад +1

    Cowpie Bingo was a part of my childhood.

  • @chrisdurandt3834
    @chrisdurandt3834 7 месяцев назад

    The towel thing literally happened to me today. Used a jean. Worked like a charm.😅

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 7 месяцев назад +1

    Army of Garbage cards, date of enrty...
    PRICELESS

  • @blazedcdxx5473
    @blazedcdxx5473 7 месяцев назад +3

    Is it garbage to end up at a Hardee’s for their biscuit and gravy for mothers day breakfast

  • @MrGpse
    @MrGpse 7 месяцев назад +2

    Y'all need to get Tom Arnold on to tell you about the hog possessing plant he worked at!

  • @dochuckleberry4558
    @dochuckleberry4558 7 месяцев назад

    Learning I'm garbage because I like mustard with my breakfast sandwiches is very eye opening.

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums 7 месяцев назад

    OH YEE! Ready for another AYG week!

  • @andrewwilsing6533
    @andrewwilsing6533 7 месяцев назад +1

    Been taking bingers all day... just got done cleanin the gayrage, now time for beef and rice for dinnee with the homies and bozos 🫡

  • @Michael-jr5ie
    @Michael-jr5ie 3 месяца назад

    “That’s a lunch sauce” 😂 don’t break the honey mustard at breakfast with kippy

  • @sissyofFreemont
    @sissyofFreemont 7 месяцев назад

    Putting away laundry and receiving another mothers day gift, new ep!

  • @cameronalbert8050
    @cameronalbert8050 7 месяцев назад

    Didnt expect the Sunderland till I Die mention, great show !!

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 7 месяцев назад +1

    WAWA TWINS FTW
    What an amazing FLASHBACK episode.
    BRAVO GENTS
    Bx love 😎

  • @chriswillock1062
    @chriswillock1062 6 месяцев назад

    I love mustard on a breakfast samich! "Its called experimenting with drugs." 😂😂

  • @groovefiend25
    @groovefiend25 7 месяцев назад

    4:18 "did blow for a long time" not even 5 min in and im already cackling

  • @michaellatchmansingh57
    @michaellatchmansingh57 7 месяцев назад +2

    Someone needs to turn the Kippy eating a hoagie gesture into a gif…for science.

  • @ryanmcgrath8157
    @ryanmcgrath8157 7 месяцев назад +1

    41:08 “I was snoring as a kid”

  • @joshuacleberg7995
    @joshuacleberg7995 7 месяцев назад +2

    Cows have three stomachs dudes. Magnet stays in the first. 👍

  • @mattyoungs7184
    @mattyoungs7184 6 месяцев назад

    “I was cleaner than I was” is an insane statement

  • @growingheart8039
    @growingheart8039 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Criss-cross apple sauce" nice save from Kippy😂

    • @MGrant-bj1dc
      @MGrant-bj1dc 7 месяцев назад +1

      As an 80's kid it will always be indian style...Bunch of Indian givers.😂😂

  • @Alexanderthegreatdrummer
    @Alexanderthegreatdrummer 7 месяцев назад

    The agreement in unison that mustard doesn't go with breakfast is the most offensive thing I've ever heard on this podcast

  • @justinwilsonmusic8555
    @justinwilsonmusic8555 6 месяцев назад

    My mom turned me on to putting mustard on MacDonald's breakfast sandwiches and I've never looked back! I do get weird looks when I ask for mustard before I drive away, every time.

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead 7 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve NEVER heard of a damn Slim Jim sandwich though Foley ya got me there lmfao

  • @jacobburgess9813
    @jacobburgess9813 7 месяцев назад

    T-Bone!!! West Lincoln Alumni right here bebe!

  • @Joe-jh9bx
    @Joe-jh9bx 7 месяцев назад +1

    I switched to Hokas a few years ago, and nothing is better for people with bad feet.

  • @braydencoombs6527
    @braydencoombs6527 7 месяцев назад

    Always love a fam episode

  • @realcoy2115
    @realcoy2115 7 месяцев назад +1

    anyone remember jerky 'dip', it was for kids. can prolly use that for a sammy

  • @craigparrish940
    @craigparrish940 7 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao at kippy holding up a cheese grater

  • @KrankyKate279
    @KrankyKate279 7 месяцев назад

    Cow pie bingo happens in Delco too

  • @jakerivera4775
    @jakerivera4775 7 месяцев назад

    Foley's everyday carry: phone, keys, wallet, heaters, Kevin's lighter

  • @Gav86rfc
    @Gav86rfc 7 месяцев назад

    That teeth raking cheese off of fast food wrappers question hit me where I live. Talk about a reminder that I'm a fat piece of trash.😂

  • @justinmerchan590
    @justinmerchan590 7 месяцев назад +1

    200 GIHADS?!!???? trash travels fast boys congrats been here since the first 500 subs! whatsa guy gotta do to get burnie crewneck around here??
    ( on spot...i'll pay you guys on my next cheque)

  • @Teddy-nd2jq
    @Teddy-nd2jq 7 месяцев назад

    I’m glad kippy caught himself because I was getting real douche chills with the thought that kippy thinks it’s cool to call all beverages beer, but I’m glad you caught yourself. Keep up the great work.

  • @Mattoishere
    @Mattoishere 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love the way kippy says filet mignon

    • @joelbrown3479
      @joelbrown3479 7 месяцев назад +1

      CLASSY 😎😂😎😂😎

  • @doughansen8805
    @doughansen8805 7 месяцев назад

    Kippy shitting on Kiss is killing me. I'm a card carrying, face painting member! At 35! Haha

  • @mikem4314
    @mikem4314 7 месяцев назад +1

    Jack Links: 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
    homemade jerky cooked in a smoker: ✅✅✅

  • @gracealexsmith
    @gracealexsmith 7 месяцев назад

    My grand pop worked at Tastycake, and he would flip the Krimpet package over (frosting down) and like run it on the table for a couple seconds and wouldn’t lose the frosting. Now they put a little air in the package

  • @okay.bruv.
    @okay.bruv. 7 месяцев назад

    Hey boys, how about this?? Used to wait tables at a truck stop. There was this regular that would come in, always in the same outfit and always ordered the same thing. Sausage and cheese omelet with hashbrowns and sourdough toast. But then he would COVER the omelet with yellow mustard !!! It was a sight to behold, my friends !

  • @justrobdmv8385
    @justrobdmv8385 7 месяцев назад

    Toby knows my soul, its uncomfortable 54:03