Most certainly not!! Not with any authority figure!!! There's a time and a place for joking but definitely not at an airport. These people have a serious job to do. Watching from Switzerland.
I couldn't find my wallet, I couldn't find my phone, so I easily accused them of stealing my stuff... dude, you didn't lose your stuff. You just lost your head..
For real. I don't even do drugs and I feel like someone with that many fake documents is up to far worse than the people they send to jail for years for having like $1k worth of coke on them.
After watching so many of these border patrol shows in Australia, I don’t understand why they threaten all the time about big fines, I have yet to see any person receive a fine more than $360. With the amount of agricultural products that people are sneaking in doesn’t warrant such a low fine. Definitely not a deterrent
I'll never understand why people, in the middle of a bag search, will deny have more of one thing, which will inevitably be found by the border agent seconds later. Do they think that if they say "no, that's it" the agent will stop looking?..
I am so sick of seeing people trying to smuggle food items in and playing like I dont understand, "thats all I have" yet other bags are full of food, yet they get off with a small fine max $400 should be $500 min 1st offence repeat offenders should get 2 thousand fine and not allowed to travel for 10 years they could destroy our agriculture industry, potentially costing millions of dollars and jobs it is unacceptable.
@@Afterthoughtsg As a general rule, you'll also be asked to prove you're of good character, you speak English to an acceptable level, understand the principles of Australian citizenship, and have ongoing ties to the country. For those aged under 17 or over 60, some of the requirements are waived.
The problem is they think that you can't get that type of food here in Australia. So they play dumb thinking they can get away with it by hiding it in their suitcase and filling out their declaration incorrectly.
I am yet to see one episode where they are warned and asked if they have any more food to declare, they say no but found out to be lying. Usual suspects. Then suddenly play dumb, pretend not to know English when caught.
@@gorillaaucomes with the addiction, I’m glad to see he didn’t have anything on him, had sobered up, and maybe just lost his phone, I’m not sure why people are upvoting a comment that doesn’t show empathy but spite towards him. Just because he’s a recovering addict? Shame on all of you.
@@dontwanadisplaynameonutube2951its totally possible his wallet and phone were stolen, it is not an uncommon thing. The chap joked around, hes doing better for himself, and was respectful and seemed friendly to to the other party.
I love joking with tsa. When I was 10, my father and sister took me to Disney. While going through the airport, tsa asked me if I knew the adults I was with, I glanced at them then glanced back at the TSA agent and said “nope, I met them outside and I don’t know where my mom is” Yea my joke went over about as well as this guys joke. I was the only one who found it amusing, I still do. That was hilarious, the looks on everyone’s face was priceless.
He’s right about dropping bad habits when you travel - makes it easier to do - smart start. Good luck to him! Maybe Australia could open a rehab clinic in Asia 🤔 that’s not $35,000 a month.
Once I entered the Perth International Airport and was asked if I was carrying anything prohibited and being permanently on walking sticks I jokingly said "yeah I have a firearm built into one of my walking sticks" the Customs Officer took the fool out of me by taking my walking sticks for examination leaving me where I stood.
What I learned from this is that it is alright to make dark jokes about drugs to the boarder guards, not to claim what you really have, and bring in massive amounts of fake ID.
too lenient for bio disposal. already they lied in their declaration card and those goods above 1kg sent for disposal should be charged a disposal fee.
@@Anonymous-pm7jf I must agree. Such a shame when you see male and female police officers with graffiti all up and down their forearms. They look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. 🙄
I don’t trust people who don’t roll their luggage if it has wheels. The guy carried his luggage with a little struggle. I guess some people like to make it hard for themselves. 🤣
As an Australian immigration lawyer who just flew in from Bangkok, all I can say is wow… ironically I got pulled up and searched by immigration in Bangkok and taken away and I had too much Australian wine on me! Didn’t realise 1 litre only:
"If you're breaking the law and lying to us, we will speak to you somewhat sternly (yet overly politely) and fine you the cost of a fast food meal. If you do it again, we will look at you with disdain." *Criminal pretends to be unhappy
These fines are a joke. Sure they toss everything if they get caught, but if they don't get caught then they get away with quite a haul. If they're caught then its a small fine relative to the damage done if they bring it into the country.
Omg! I used to be a flight purser and flights to australia were just a night mare because of customs! I had the flight bqck to back and on the first time i bought an over the counter allergy medication FROM SYDNEY! the next week i arrive that medication is confiscated under the excuze of: cant bring this into australia!! Um! I bought it from an australian pharmacy; in that very same city 😂! Oh well glad i dont need to deal with that any more!
I drive a truck and cross the border all the time. Have done it so many times one of the female border officers picked me up and we dated for a good while . The hardest longest time I had crossing the border was when hauling flowers in those tiny plastic pots people buy to put in the garden . That took a very long time because they were worried about some bug or something being in the soil. At least they were nice about it and put the racks of plants back in the truck for me . Some places are awful and will rip a car or truck apart and then leave it for the driver to deal with . Never had it happen but heard about it many times. Big rigs or passenger cars same deal .
Every one of these customs shows from anywhere in the world ALWAYS include the infuriating Asians declaring nothing, getting caught with bags FULL of contraband, pretending they don't speak English etc... it's always the same and they never get in trouble. This couple ended up just paying the normal duty and got a little $160 fine. It's maddening.
How do these Chinese couple become residents of Australia when they can't even speak English ? When I applied for residency,I had to do a full-on English test, and I am from an English speaking country.
I wonder if the Chinese people even understood what they were saying NO to . The man sure understood when told about the fine but the rest of the time I think they would have said No to anything
For those saying these fines are small, currency exchange rates are a thing meaning what is a little bit of money for those who use the dollar system could be a lot of money for those being fined. 360 Australian dollars is 1633 Chinese yuan's or 1000 Malaysian ringgits. A big mac costs 24 yuan or ($3)in China and 13 RM in Malaysia or ($2). what is 'cheap' for some is expensive for others.
13:15 - why do we need to caution adults...? We need to caution children to give children a chance to reconsider their actions so that we can lead them towards becoming adults that make good decisions. Once you're an adult, you are then perfectly able to consent to all the decisions (and resultant consequences) you are making.
And the Chinese couple…if they’re trying to grab the cigs that they’ve laid in front of them then doesn’t common sense say MOVE THEM ASIDE AND OUT OF THEIR WAY!!!
That Australian man accused two Filipina girls who had stolen his wallet when he slept with them in the hotel. But, Lo and behold, his wallet was in his luggage hahaha (lying detected) hahaha
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Would you risk joking with Border Officers?
💯
why not? :D Got nothing to hide.
I play zero games in an airport or border crossing. It makes me nervous KNOWING I'm not breaking any rules lol
No
Most certainly not!! Not with any authority figure!!! There's a time and a place for joking but definitely not at an airport. These people have a serious job to do. Watching from Switzerland.
$900 fine for 57 fake ids sounds like a bargain.
How cooked is that
I couldn't find my wallet, I couldn't find my phone, so I easily accused them of stealing my stuff... dude, you didn't lose your stuff. You just lost your head..
Yeh what arrogance
Wow 900 for pleading guilty of having 54 fake drivers licenses. Some deterrent.
You are right, a $900 fine and the 54 licences can be doctored and sold on the black market for thousands
He should be locked up forever
@@lowellp0fahl429you can’t lock up someone forever for this offense while you have pedophiles and rapists only doing a few months in jail.
Corporations and politicians get off even lighter
Especially given he said he was paid $10,000 to smuggle them in. Not sure I believe that part but still…
Despite the dudes bad humor with the officers I’m glad you got clean my dude and I hope you keep it up .
$900 fine for carrying 50+ fraudulent cards. How is that going to deter anyone? A long jail term would !!
For real. I don't even do drugs and I feel like someone with that many fake documents is up to far worse than the people they send to jail for years for having like $1k worth of coke on them.
And handed over to AFP....
these ppl bring in enough food to start a grocery store and I feel bad about taking candy/chips over the borders....
I love how they act like they don’t know they have to declare
7:03 here’s an oldie, but a goodie. That fella folded faster than Superman doing laundry on Sunday.
After watching so many of these border patrol shows in Australia, I don’t understand why they threaten all the time about big fines, I have yet to see any person receive a fine more than $360. With the amount of agricultural products that people are sneaking in doesn’t warrant such a low fine. Definitely not a deterrent
These are old, it's now much higher fines
This guy is a typical backpacker travelling to Asia for bed time
He makes me sick. Does he really think the girls WANT to do it with him? They're desperate to survive. He's just a small-scale Jeffrey Epstein.
I don’t get why they don’t refuse entry to foreigners trying to smuggle food.
Sometimes they don't even fine them and when they do the fines are tiny
I know right 😂
Bio security are being laughed at!! Small fines don’t put them off!! A $5,000.00 fine will really make them think twice!
They also should cancel theirs visa and send them back where they came from.
That would make people more careful.
@@allisonmitchell4685 or prosecution
Fine and refuse entry both.
You're right.
I'll never understand why people, in the middle of a bag search, will deny have more of one thing, which will inevitably be found by the border agent seconds later. Do they think that if they say "no, that's it" the agent will stop looking?..
I am so sick of seeing people trying to smuggle food items in and playing like I dont understand, "thats all I have" yet other bags are full of food, yet they get off with a small fine max $400 should be $500 min 1st offence repeat offenders should get 2 thousand fine and not allowed to travel for 10 years they could destroy our agriculture industry, potentially costing millions of dollars and jobs it is unacceptable.
Are you Australian?
Of course not. He's a fool from Swisher, Iowa@@abdosimon
and how are they Australian citizens if they can't speak English 🙄
Australia changed it about 4 years ago and the first offence is much much higher now.
@@Afterthoughtsg As a general rule, you'll also be asked to prove you're of good character, you speak English to an acceptable level, understand the principles of Australian citizenship, and have ongoing ties to the country. For those aged under 17 or over 60, some of the requirements are waived.
Australia should have much tougher penalties. Raise fines and jail terms for culprits. Visa offenders should be banned.
Espoecially with the food a lot of the Asian passengers like to bring in. Guarantee word will get around and it'll dramatically reduce.
Remember this was 20 years back @@MrStv1163
Passengers who blatantly disregard clearly stated rules should be put on a "No Food" list.
If you can't bring yourselves to leave home without your very own food...DONT LEAVE HOME. I find it utterly absurd.
And all these foods can be bought in Chinatown in Australia
The problem is they think that you can't get that type of food here in Australia. So they play dumb thinking they can get away with it by hiding it in their suitcase and filling out their declaration incorrectly.
A Spin-off Series could be 'Asian Auntie Food Smugglers'.
What is the obsession. The absolute obsession with that?
I am yet to see one episode where they are warned and asked if they have any more food to declare, they say no but found out to be lying. Usual suspects. Then suddenly play dumb, pretend not to know English when caught.
9 times out of 10 it's Chinese people bringing in restricted items in suitcases without declaration!
Así es. Hacen como que no entienden.... y entienden todo🫣
Playing dumb pisses me off.
$360? It should be $10,000.
The lengths people go to just for something as basic as food is mind boggling
Some places you do not joke. No surprise he was robbed.
The guys personality is very nervous.
@@gorillaaucomes with the addiction, I’m glad to see he didn’t have anything on him, had sobered up, and maybe just lost his phone,
I’m not sure why people are upvoting a comment that doesn’t show empathy but spite towards him. Just because he’s a recovering addict?
Shame on all of you.
@@dontwanadisplaynameonutube2951its totally possible his wallet and phone were stolen, it is not an uncommon thing.
The chap joked around, hes doing better for himself, and was respectful and seemed friendly to to the other party.
@@Matt-qo2lu I think they found his wallet while going through his stuff 😅
@@dontwanadisplaynameonutube2951 Nobody trusts a druggie.
The bloke just dogging his mates on camera! 😂
Top form.
That asian couple do that every 2-3 months 💯
Those Chinese people brought an entire market lol
The music is too loud to get what they are saying!
Agree. Had to unsubscribe because of this annoying noise.
Turn the effing music off!!!!!!!
Australia to soft on fines
Music and sound effects are unnecessary and way too loud.
TOTALLY agree!!!! So annoying as the music played over and louder than the talking. I unsubscribed because of this.
I love joking with tsa. When I was 10, my father and sister took me to Disney. While going through the airport, tsa asked me if I knew the adults I was with, I glanced at them then glanced back at the TSA agent and said “nope, I met them outside and I don’t know where my mom is” Yea my joke went over about as well as this guys joke. I was the only one who found it amusing, I still do. That was hilarious, the looks on everyone’s face was priceless.
We heard you the first time
Try it again now with customs at your new age and let us know how it goes
He’s right about dropping bad habits when you travel - makes it easier to do - smart start. Good luck to him! Maybe Australia could open a rehab clinic in Asia 🤔 that’s not $35,000 a month.
They have bags of food because they've brought it in MANY times before. This show is an eye-wash, "catching" 1 out of every 1000 passengers.
Sounds like you never fly anywhere. 3-4 x-rays every trip last few years.
Once I entered the Perth International Airport and was asked if I was carrying anything prohibited and being permanently on walking sticks I jokingly said "yeah I have a firearm built into one of my walking sticks" the Customs Officer took the fool out of me by taking my walking sticks for examination leaving me where I stood.
Why do they say they don’t have anything when they know their bags are gonna be inspected!!
The sound on this is terrible. The music drowns out Grant's narration. Makes it mostly unwatchable
Agree and a million thumbs-up for this statement. I unsubscribed because of this awful music/noise.
What I learned from this is that it is alright to make dark jokes about drugs to the boarder guards, not to claim what you really have, and bring in massive amounts of fake ID.
i have heroine in the luggage and then he goes ''hi five''. He thinks that the people who work at the border are his friencs.
Snitch’s get stitch’s 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
would have opened and tested the packs of cigarettes for narcotics
too lenient for bio disposal. already they lied in their declaration card and those goods above 1kg sent for disposal should be charged a disposal fee.
The ex heroine user is a Einstein!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, Officer Andrea you are so wonderful ❤❤❤
Dude got 2 lady boys and ended up with no wallet, and but hurt🤭
If you have to etch graffiti on your body you can at least ensure it has been spell-checked first! (0:05)😆
😂😂😂 To be fair the people getting these sort of tattoos are generally not smart individually to begin with
@@Anonymous-pm7jf I must agree. Such a shame when you see male and female police officers with graffiti all up and down their forearms. They look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon. 🙄
he doesn't look too bright does he?
@@Anonymous-pm7jf Correct. But he has no regerts.
@@ian7033-qj9wg Shouldn't that be regert's?
I find it funny that every time an Asian passenger is on screen then play an asian-like melody ahaha
He tried alittle reverse psychology and it backfired 😭
I don't understand, they are residents, they know they can't travel with food of any kind and yet they carry boxes and suitcases full of food. 😒
Así son los chinos.
I want to know what's in the cigarette packages. He seemed so relieved at a small fine.
I am still waiting for an episode where non declare means prosecution
So, people lie and smuggle and have fake id's, but all that happens is some money charged ?? Ridiculous !!
The person doing the audio mixing for this must be the same one doing the early Dragon's Den episodes on youtube
Does anyone know where to get the other 11 seasons of border security Australia? I can’t stop watching these!
Shouldn't joke they have no sense of humor
These penalties 😂 we're so soft.
"I just got back from the Phillippines and have never been through an airport before"...................
I don’t trust people who don’t roll their luggage if it has wheels. The guy carried his luggage with a little struggle. I guess some people like to make it hard for themselves. 🤣
Those fines are a joke!! No wonder folks continue to break the laws.
Who in their right mind would eat seafood that came off a 12 hour flight? 😂
Eat at an Asian restaurant and you might do so. This show doesn't show the ones who didn't get caught and I am sure more don't get caught than do.
@ I believe that, so many Asian restaurant owners where I work don’t wash their hands. I see them all the time when I use the shops public toilet
As an Australian immigration lawyer who just flew in from Bangkok, all I can say is wow… ironically I got pulled up and searched by immigration in Bangkok and taken away and I had too much Australian wine on me! Didn’t realise 1 litre only:
$900? He didn’t go to jail? Zero deterrence.
0:55 he snitched 😂
Snitch'd* 😆
the loud background music makes it hard to hear the narration. it seems so unecessary.
If someone edited these videos down to the actual 10 minutes of footage they'd be my hero
"If you're breaking the law and lying to us, we will speak to you somewhat sternly (yet overly politely) and fine you the cost of a fast food meal. If you do it again, we will look at you with disdain."
*Criminal pretends to be unhappy
It make me feel Australia lack of food or shortage of food after watch this video because most of the passengers bring a lot of food 😂😂😂
These fines are a joke. Absolutely no deterrent.
Boy they sure like getting on the cell phone. Perhaps to warn another traveler.
15:26 pretty good risk reward. Get $10000 if you win or pay $900 if you lose.
$360 is nothing regards a penalty.
These fines are a joke. Sure they toss everything if they get caught, but if they don't get caught then they get away with quite a haul. If they're caught then its a small fine relative to the damage done if they bring it into the country.
Well, their names and passports go on record which means they’ll be searched each time they cross the border. Major deterrent better than fine
Why do these people do this.Dont they have all this food stuff in Australia.
Of course they have🤷🏻♀️
it's very cheap in their native country. about 2-5x cheaper
Jason Bourne 3’30” 🤣
I am curious why the “joker” did not get a fine for lying to authorities. They wasted a lot of time with him.
Omg! I used to be a flight purser and flights to australia were just a night mare because of customs! I had the flight bqck to back and on the first time i bought an over the counter allergy medication FROM SYDNEY! the next week i arrive that medication is confiscated under the excuze of: cant bring this into australia!! Um! I bought it from an australian pharmacy; in that very same city 😂! Oh well glad i dont need to deal with that any more!
I drive a truck and cross the border all the time. Have done it so many times one of the female border officers picked me up and we dated for a good while . The hardest longest time I had crossing the border was when hauling flowers in those tiny plastic pots people buy to put in the garden . That took a very long time because they were worried about some bug or something being in the soil. At least they were nice about it and put the racks of plants back in the truck for me . Some places are awful and will rip a car or truck apart and then leave it for the driver to deal with . Never had it happen but heard about it many times. Big rigs or passenger cars same deal .
Background dramatic music is too loud on this video. Can probably ditch the dramatic music anyway; you don't hear it at Border Force checkpoints!
Every one of these customs shows from anywhere in the world ALWAYS include the infuriating Asians declaring nothing, getting caught with bags FULL of contraband, pretending they don't speak English etc... it's always the same and they never get in trouble. This couple ended up just paying the normal duty and got a little $160 fine. It's maddening.
Another mockery of the law.
i dont understand why these people who lie just get fines , i'm sorry they should get a hefty fine as well as denied entry and sent back home .
hi five no way game over bro
$900 fine for a $10,000 job of cards?
Might give it a go myself then wow
Going to the Philippines to get clean is absolute lie 😂
How do these Chinese couple become residents of Australia when they can't even speak English ? When I applied for residency,I had to do a full-on English test, and I am from an English speaking country.
How you gonna snitch on yo' self?"
Why did he tell the staff about the other documents Lol. 10k poorly spent 😂
I wonder if the Chinese people even understood what they were saying NO to . The man sure understood when told about the fine but the rest of the time I think they would have said No to anything
That chinese people lives in Australia. They understand everything.
This man didn’t know joking about having heroine or coke was going to put him on hot water
Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh!
Fines for undeclared food should be $10,000.
All of those fines are a joke!
His tattoo just snitched on him even tho he did nothing wrong🤦♂️
Australia is to soft
For those saying these fines are small, currency exchange rates are a thing meaning what is a little bit of money for those who use the dollar system could be a lot of money for those being fined. 360 Australian dollars is 1633 Chinese yuan's or 1000 Malaysian ringgits. A big mac costs 24 yuan or ($3)in China and 13 RM in Malaysia or ($2). what is 'cheap' for some is expensive for others.
13:15 - why do we need to caution adults...? We need to caution children to give children a chance to reconsider their actions so that we can lead them towards becoming adults that make good decisions. Once you're an adult, you are then perfectly able to consent to all the decisions (and resultant consequences) you are making.
$646 to intentionally do that lol should be $10000. It was clearly done on purpose
And the Chinese couple…if they’re trying to grab the cigs that they’ve laid in front of them then doesn’t common sense say MOVE THEM ASIDE AND OUT OF THEIR WAY!!!
"I picked up two girls."
In the Phillipines.
That means ""I paid for two girls."
No one works for free Lol
That Australian man accused two Filipina girls who had stolen his wallet when he slept with them in the hotel. But, Lo and behold, his wallet was in his luggage hahaha (lying detected) hahaha