"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Official 4K Video)
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2010
- Official 4k Video for “Trapped In The Drive-Thru” by “Weird Al" Yankovic
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Lyrics:
Seven o'clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says, "Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know
Say, "It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?"
She says, "I kinda had a big lunch
So I'm not super hungry."
I said, "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."
She said, "So what do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know. What about you?"
She said, "I don't care ... if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said, "That's what we're gonna do!
But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me think...
What's left in our refrigerator?"
I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said, "That went bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the chili okay?"
She said, "You finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said
"I don't know; do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"
I'm like, "No, I said 'delivered.'"
She's like, "I heard you say 'liver'!"
I'm like, "I should know what I said..."
She's like, "Whatever! I just don't want any liver!"
Well, I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID
It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said, "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "Okay."
"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right!
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said, "Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "why don't you?"
And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says, "No"
She says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
She says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
She says, "Yes...
Oh, here's your keys"
I step a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya want to go?"
She says, "How about The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I don't know...
I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food"
She's says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood...
And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says, "Just forget about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"
Then I get an idea
I say, "I know what we'll do!"
She says, "What?"
I say, "Guess!"
She says "What?"
I say, "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
Lyrics:
Seven o'clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says, "Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know
Say, "It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?"
She says, "I kinda had a big lunch
So I'm not super hungry."
I said, "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."
She said, "So what do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know. What about you?"
She said, "I don't" 
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Weird Al said that the original song was so over the top that there was nothing he could write more ridiculous than it, so he made this song about the most normal scenario ever.
@Ides94 What did he do?
Wow that's so cool lol
@@jacksonpercy8044 Look up R Kelly crimes. Its a loong looong list
@@jacksonpercy8044 he peed on someone
Jackson Percy he likes underage women, in short
Plot twist: Cousin Larry was calling to invite them to dinner.
lmaoooo
😂🤣😭
Oh snap
Cousin Larry called three times that day to tell him that he had his wallet
Brilliant
$5.82 for a chicken sandwich, a cheeseburger, a curly fries, and a medium root beer. Wow that's a really good perspective on inflation.
Another funny one with inflation is Tenacious D - drive thru skit
Meanwhile That'll be $15.82 please.
@@howa32more like $25.82
If ordered at Culver’s in 2024 that order would’ve cost 19.64 or sum
Never even ate A burger Is It good?
This hits different as an adult.
Facts😂
So true
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts my family always have a tough time deciding what to eat 😂😂
100%
The fact that he wrote a 10 minute song, where hes overly explaining the most mundane things, AND the whole time it still rhymes is incredible. Weird Al truly is a national treasure.
If you ever listen to trapped in the closet by R Kelly which is what this song is a parody of, you'll realize that that's exactly what R Kelly does in the original and weird Al was just parodying it in his usual genius fashion
R Kelly didn't completely rhyme
Yeah. But this is a clunker.
My fav rhyme was "drive thru" and "drive thru"
@@fightingmedialounge519 well I mean the song Is 33 parts long can't rhyme everything.
When you’re trying to hit the word count.
DID I MENTION THE DRIVE THRU
Naomi Lyle
I PULLED UP TO THE DRIVE THRU
Thats when you turn the word color to white and dirndjs skdbsu. Djesj
@@scubashark999 r/engrish
@@scubashark999 r/ihadastroke
"She says 'What?'
I say 'Guess. :)'
She says 'WHAT!? >:('"
My brother-in-law wanted to play this song during his wedding.
"Wanted" 😢
@@Niagaranobsit could mean his wife wasn’t too fond of the idea
@@GoingToAFuneral…
@@GoingToAFuneral he should have canceled the wedding
@@GoingToAFunerali would of objected
You can tell this was ten years ago when $5.82 was a believable amount of money for a chicken sandwich, a burger, curly fries and a medium root beer
Supersized to a large
@@I.love_lily97 but it would be the same price for a medium since it was supersized for free
@@sophiethehermitcrab true true
@@sophiethehermitcrab yeah, but it was a large. He wasnt talking about the money, he was talking about the size bro
@@t-posingbobafett6017 The original comment was talking about price, if you did the math you'd need price for medium but I get what youre saying
Me: Bohemian Rasphody is soo long
Weird Al: Hold my burger
Iron Butterfly: *Hold my acid.*
Foxcutter Burzum: Hold my knife
*2112*
And then comes Albuquerque
*I'll pity your wife if you think 6 minutes is long*
my theory is the girl at the speaker box purposely didn't add the onions because of how rude he was being to her and it was petty revenge
And curly fries and medium root beer
Not pretty Revenge the man ordered The cheese burgers then the women changed her mind and wanted a chicken sandwich the wife and husband are mad at each other and take out on the restaurant make up your mind and make sure you have enough money because its not the restaurant fault if you keep changing your mind and don't have enough money
Plus when she listed the meal she didn’t mention the onions on the burger 😮
I thought that they bonded over Paul, lol.
Also very interesting, the Led Zepplin song "Black Dog" at 6:29 - 6:40 was included as an apology by Led Zepplin who previously had not allowed Weird Al to parody any of their songs when he was first getting big.
Ok, but didn’t it still have to be re-recorded by Weird Al’s band for this song?
Is this actually true? It sounds fake.
Hm... 🤔
@@axiss5840it actually is- Jimmy Page himself said he denied a ‘Polka’ cover of one of LZ’s songs
Yes, the terror of finding a few coins to complete the transaction. I've been on my hands and knees trying to find change on the ground and pleading with the lady that I'm five cents short and show me some mercy😢
Me: What the hell rhymes with “acne ridden teen?”
Weird Al: Eugene
Fresh ice cream on a queen
C C Eugene Horowitz
That's mean and obscene. Need a new routine. To vent one's spleen on a teen named Eugene is demean... ing.
Please keep this comment at 666 likes people. Please.
bean
Can we talk about the most emotional lyric in this? *”Oh.”*
"Oh oh oh and all I could say was oh"
The most emotional lyric was "they forgot the onions"
@@MadWeegee POV: when they forget the onion 🥲
You can unlimited refills for just a quarter more.
@@supremecheese1436 That’s great except we’re in the drive thru so what would I want that for?
This song is a prime example of doing the Keys, Phone, Wallet check every time you leave the house. 😂
Right. 👍
3 months later in 2010 was my birth 😮😮😮
This should not hit this hard 14 years later!!! Timeless art work.
seriously.
My guy really rhymed “Drive Thru” 8 times in a row and got away with it
It's a reference to how R. Kelly says closet in chapter 1 like 8 times in a row
@@sirfartsalotwest8508 you mean midget
@@avaplayzgacha8733 And cabinet.
@@avaplayzgacha8733 that chicks name was bridget just so she could rhyme with midget 😭
same with doors
Plot twist: cousin Larry had his wallet
No, it was paul
hermit purple which Paul?
@@TWlaz plumber
And was trying to tell him by calling him but he ignored him
Another plot twist:it was in one of his other pockets
Plot twist: Cousin Larry was calling to tell him that he left his wallet at his house.
The only man to put a guitar solo in a song about drive thrus
I just realized the dude never got his large root beer
Angel Trevino it's implied.
Omg ya!
Angel Trevino
AND the onions. Smh
Angel Trevino yea
Angel Trevino MEDIUM ROOT BEER MEDIUM
The only part that didn’t age well is getting a chicken sandwich, burger, fries, and drink all for under $6
And yet the minimum wage in most states hasn't changed since Al wrote this song.
2 double cheeseburgers and a large fry (with the mcdonalds app) is $5.08 plus tax. You could both get water and it'll be under $6, or splitting a large soda will be about $7
True. That is very unrealistic now today. 💀💀
@@zoetercy9208bruh what?? Minimum wage in my state is like $15/hr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheGreatSalsaMan Well, Sweetie, there are 50 states in the Union. Why don't you do a little research and see what the minimum wage is in other states. Kentucky, for example, is 7.25 an hour.
"DID I MENTION THE DRIVE THRU!!"
Over 15 years later, we still don’t know what Cousin Larry wanted!
According to legend Larry got bogo coups on TGI fridays and wanted to go halfsies.
Me: what rhymes with “drive-thru”?
Weird Al: drive-thru
Yyyyyyup
Lololololol that part killed me the most
Blame R. Kelly, he must have said closet 200 times.
What song are they trying to make fun of?
@@thenewfrien4016 Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly. It's way more ridiculous than this.
When the essay is supposed to be at least 4000 words but there's not enough information
Unicron the Chaos bringer 😹😹😹😹
LOL!
*DID I MENTION THE DRIVE THRU*
Stfu you’re a bot and a yout pfp you cant even apsspell
Nice profile!
10:40
"I bite into those buns, and I just can't believe it. They forgot the onions."
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Those tears were real😂
Every part of this song is such a "Oh I've been there." moment
It sounds like the beat drop is coming but it never actually happens
Yeah and it actually somehow makes it’s better
@kevin willems Perfect song for it, too.
@kevin willems dang it I was going to say that
that's so true
*it triggers me*
This is the era of the Internet that needs to come back
yes pls
Facts
I was literally crying and then I was like ' I NEED TO LISTEN TO TRAPPED IN THE DRIVE-THRU" literally therapy
Before everything got fucked, and the internet was basically a bunch of random communities and unconnected niches and not governed by 2 fucking companies.
Yes pls
I was 9 years old when my sister showed me this when it came out, now I'm 23, showing my girl this.
Are you going to take her out to the drive-thru?
@@msfasa sure did right after
I was 9 too!
I was 23 when my brother showed me this when it came out.
Now I’m 37 and I never had a girlfriend
His songs still hit 😂 n so far no one has matched his longevity
I want him to make 😊more 😢
But he looks at me...and I look at him... and he looks at me... AND I LOOK AT HIM!
THEY FORGOT THE ONIONS ⊙︿⊙
Krimson that's my favorite part lol
Krimson I said no, she says yes, I said no, she says yes...
Krimson why would he turn down going to Olive Garden there fettuccine alfredo is good
Pretty sure Eugene was high
When she repeated the order, she never SAID with onions, this is your fault guy
agreed
I thought the excact same thing
They also never go their root beer
wow, i actually never noticed that. if the teller reads back your order wrong you correct them, this could've been prevented if he'd just listened
@@JCstock they dropped the root beer because they took it from the order because she didn't want it anymore
"It's gotta be cash only, we don't take credit cards here."
It really was a different time...
Is anyone else gonna point out how a chicken sandwich, cheeseburger with extra onions, medium curly fries and large root-beer was 5.82$ . That is a crazy deal
The mid-2000s were a crazy time.
He was a dollar short 9:22 there's your extra dollar
That's how much mcdonald's was 10 years ago lmao
@Madison Miller lol he got upgraded, remember
Ikr. Even in 2011.
Bro this dude deserves an Oscar for writing a 10 minute song and rhyming the entire time while having a good plot
11 mins
Ah yes an Oscar for his acting
The original is hours long
So does R kelly deserve like medal of honour?
Yeah dude drive thru rhymes with drive thru, genius!
8:33 rhyming along with long pure genius
"I thought you were gonna hit the ATM today" is used every time I need to use an ATM 😂😂
Then I get an idea
I say, “I know what we’ll do!”
She says, “What?”
I say, “Guess!”
She says “ *W* *H* *A* *T* *?* *!* “
When you tell your mom to close her eyes and guess what you have in ur hands
Khalilah Anderson I thought he said yes not guess
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@yamiz7929 idiot
"I said captain."
Other People: *cries at Titanic movie*
Me: *cries when they forget the onions*
Same
We just got done watching reactment of a R Kelly video.
People cried at Titanic? Hahahahahahahaha. It wasn't even sad.
SAME
Same😭
This song/video still lives rent free in my head for the past 18 yrs
coming back here 13years later and the song still hits!
This song was an emotional rollercoaster
Watch the original "trapped in the closet" lmao 😂
@@JoelZapata1 OMG I had no idea this was a parody of R kelly. Thank you !
420 likes perfect
More like the line for the coaster
Ikr
a whole new decade and this song still hits😂
I know that’s weird lol
2020
Niamyah Brown right dude
I’m sayin
Niamyah Brown yeah
Bro did’t leave out a single detail
Bro when I was a kid I thought this was the ORIGINAL
i thought too loll
Ten minutes of that and they forgot the onions.
Quality.
11 minutes lol
Spoiler, man!
they also forgot the root bear
999 like
Ahahahahah
I still can’t believe this video is almost 10 years old holy shit.
The video is 12 years old, it was released in 2007
The song was made 13 years ago (2006) I remember watching this around 2007.
The video is from 2010 but it was made in 2006 so it's 13 years old
@@speedworld3117 i saw this video in 2007. But it wasn't on RUclips.
Bradley17 yeah same I first saw it on my space back in 2007
5 bucks for Two Sandwiches, Fries, and a Drink?
That shit doesn't happen these days
No way 9h ago
@@sky20315 You're 6 minutes ago from my perspective, How do you think I feel?
The best part about this song is that the original version is SO balls-to-the-wall insane that the only way Al could made it intentionally funny was by making it as banal as possible. XD
I am dead serious when I say that this does not feel like a 10 minute and 55 second song. The minutes fly by.
As a song, sure. Not when you’re living through the plot though 😆
Wait it's 10 minutes, i didn't even notice, it's that's good
And then you have the original. I could not get through it 😂
Didn’t even realize it was 10 minutes until I read this comment
Seriously... its super entertaining
“They forgot the onions”
I think I’m going to cry
; - ; I was really exited for my onion
Miu Iruma how do you do that without onions?
Dude....... i fucking read this, right as he fucking said it... i was scrolling and it was on my screen, but i didnt read the comment yet, i was looking at the video, and then as he realized they forgot the onions, i looked down and read with the video, "They forgot the onions" So fucking incredible.
Miu Iruma they have layers
Fantasies are reality's tears. Finally someone noticed it and also no
Finding this as a little child was impactful. My sister and I quoted this all the time
Girls: **See guy working out with headphones on**
Girl 1: “What do you think he’s listening to?”
Girl 2: “Probably Death Metal or Hard Rock.”
His Headphones:
This is Weird Al's Bohemian Rhapsody.
@AgentCat The music of Weird Al are parodies of other songs, so, I don't know why did you mention the real song. This is not a copy, is only a parody, and one of the best parodies of Weird al.
this is weird als trapped in the closet
@@tuabuelaentanga8454 he mentioned the real song because this is a parody of trapped in the closet. I'm having a hard time understanding how you manage to get through life with only half a brain
@@Stowneyo The form he says his comment is like he is underating this song, dumbass
Weird Al's cover of Bohemian Rhapsody is his Bohemian Rhapsody.
Weird Al Yankovic is the only person who can make ordering food so intense
You’ve obviously never watched the report of the week
He's like the only one that can do that
You never been to taco bell drive theu getting food for 7 people I assume?
I no
sad chicken mans clearly doesn’t have social anxiety
Now that i'm a grown adult I completely understand this song.
2:47 is the best part lol just the fact it keeps repeating itself is hilarous
For some reason this is the most normal and yet weirdest thing Weird Al has ever written.
Its weird but a mundane topic. That's what makes wierd al so amazing
I think in an interview or something he said that he could never top the weirdness/craziness of the original Stuck in the Closet song with a parody, so instead he decided to take the exact opposite approach and parody it with the most tame and mundane parody ever
You had 999 Likes but now you have 1k
The most accurate depiction of relationship I've ever seen.
Jared Meit so accurate it hurts..
Jared Meit this is actually my life, and is that in no way depressing (laughs/whimpers)
Seriously, I never knew how difficult it could be for two people to agree on something for dinner until I got married.
it really is
My boyfriend is more agreeable /relaxed than most and doesn't make me feel like we have to do everything together or be stapled together 24/7, but I can see how even the simplest things can be made complex in relationships~
odd Albert strikes again with another classic hit
I've memorized this entire song to help me get through my work hours.
Killer:If you sing one song perfectly you’ll be freed
Me:
what a bad killer
Honesty I recite this song every time I listen to it lol
@@sabrinaheaven2470 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But.... just sing tequila
I do the tequila song
Imagine waiting 4 minutes behind someone in the drive thru and to not realise that they’re chatting with the speaker person about some guy named Paul
Is 4 mins a long time to you? Im not lazy so i actually walk inside
But the fact is that they’re talking about a plumber and not ordering
@@dont.ripfuller6587 well done
@@dont.ripfuller6587 well done. Well. Done
@@leolimitedition in your perception of our world, is a friendly chat with another person some kind of unbelievable,so far out of here concept? It is to some people, but my god, what a miserable waste of this brief experience of consciousness that must be! ...to me, in my opinion, respectfully...
“I don’t know who you are anymore!”
It's been 13 years bro
And people still out there forgetting onions, smh...
the most poorly-aged part of this song is a whole meal costing 5 bucks
EDIT: bunch of geniuses in the replies who are physically incapable of taking a joke. get well soon
i'm crying. it was 2 meal for 5 bucks, today it would go for about $16.47
@@rawtrout3402 or $70 if...
Maybe it’s the dollar menu
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I hate u
Just realized that this is a Parody of R Kelly’s song. I thought this was just an original masterpiece, which it still is.
What song?
@@idontwantahandle651 trapped in the closet, there are 33 parts
@@jensmartz
Thanks.
Big gungito I don’t believe
What makes it better is that you can still hear the part of the song where piss is dropping onto the floor ;)
This is more iconic than R kelly's album
Knowing my dad could have watched this is nice to me, he was the biggest weird al fan and had only his cd’s in his car according to my mom. He died when I was turning 4, and I’m 16 now. Meaning he could have seen this video and laughed at it like I did. I wish I knew him
I'm so sorry for your loss and I'll be praying for you and your family to reunite one day. You'll get your chance.
John 3:16-21 Authorized.
RIP to him lil bro. I know he watching over you
The most realistic part of this whole song is the guy in the Volvo having his brights on in a drive-thru.
what
@@onetwo4228 what?
And the woman overreacting after mishearing him.
I thought it was forgetting the onions. McDonald’s moto should be I’m forgetin it
@@awesomealienplayz3129 jack in the box :(
The anxiety when I heard I didn't bring his wallet was unreal and then when I heard that they didn't put the onions almost cried
Wtf is that pfp?
" *I* didn't bring *his* wallet"
@The Guy Who Comments Rude Stuff For No Reason his special ability is bite za lasagna
I did cry
Onions have the tendency to do that.
You know it’s old when the store is cash only and you can feed 2 people for $5.82
Lyrics!!
Seven O'Clock in the evening
Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
And she says "is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say I don't know
Say, it's gettin' late, watcha wanna do for dinner?
She says "I kinda had a big lunch
So I'm not super hungry"
I said, well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat"
She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said I don't know what about you?
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat"
I said that's what we're gonna do!
But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!
And she says "let me think,
What's left in our refrigerator?"
I said well, there's tuna, I know
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said is the chili okay?
She said "you finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said
I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?
She's like "why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"
I'm like no, I said 'delivered'
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like I should know what I said
She's like "whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID
It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail"
I said okay
Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?
She said "why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
Yeah, I said why don't you?
And then she said "baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says no
She says "yes"
I says no
She says "yes"
I says no
She says "yes
Oh, here's your keys"
I step a little bit closer
Say okay, where ya want to go?
She says "how about The Ivy?"
I said yeah, well I don't know
I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say nah, I'm not in the mood
And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt
She says "Just forget about it"
I said no, I swear I'm gonna take you out!
Then I get an idea
I says I know what we'll do!
She says "What?"
I say, guess?
She says "What?"
I say we're goin' to the drive-thru!
So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to order
There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?
My wife says "maybe we should park
We could just go eat inside"
I said I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride
Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese
Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"
I said you always get a cheeseburger!
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
I don't know who you are anymore!
The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said, then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!
I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "you want onions on that?"
I'm like, yeah, I already said that I do
Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it"
Then I said I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right
She says "one, you want a chicken sandwich
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
Stop, don't go no further!
I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!
Then she says "we're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge"
"Oh" and that's all
I could say, was "Oh"
And she says "now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know
You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more"
I say, great, except we're in the drive thru
So what would I want that for?
Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "no, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?
She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry
I said I know a guy named Paul
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer
He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"
And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents"
So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio
Click, turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake
Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said umm,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth
She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "did I get it?"
I said yeah well, I mean, most of it
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it
Then she said "how about now?"
I said yeah, almost
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast"
Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!
And the lady at the window's like,
"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty two"
I turn around to my wife, and say
How much have you got on you?
She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess"
So she reaches into her purse
And busts out the American Express
I hand it to the lady
And she says "oh, dear
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here"
I took back the card and said
Gee, really? Well that sucks
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks
I said I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?
And I said never mind,
Just help me to find some change
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin' at me kinda strange
And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long
So, we looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between he seats
Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"
And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"
And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said okay
Forget the chicken sandwich then
So I pick up my change
Pick up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat
And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky name tag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene"
And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him, hey, Eugene,
Could I get some ketchup for my fries?
Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"
I say ketchup!
And he says "oh yeah, that's right
I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight"
And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet
I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say, baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!
So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger
And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!
First like
I'm so sorry but I kinda feel bad bc the person done the whole lyrics just to get one like-
When you need to write an essay on what you did over spring break and didn't do anything interesting.
Hello
@@animal5085 hi
@@juno_ur_friend hej
This just might be the best comment on under this video. 😂
AYO WHY IS THIS SO TRUE🤣😂🤣😂
Crazy how this still bangs
I wasn't aware you were a weird Al fan doto ha
Lets Gooooo
Glad to know everyone can appreciate weird al
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No way doto is here 😂 that’s awesome
8:42 I like this part for some reason
This song taught me how to write college essays
Ladies and Gentlemen. This song has only recently turned 16. According to this song, back in 2006 you were able to get NOT ONLY, a Chicken sandwich, a Cheeseburger, and some curly fries, but you could also get a medium Root Beer for only $5.82. Being the most "standard" drive thru for burgers would be McDonald's, getting the exact same order being a Crispy Chicken Sandwich ($4.69), A Quarter Pounder with Cheese WITH EXTRA ONIONS ($5.39), Fries assuming that its large ($4.29), and Dr. Pepper being closest to Root Beer ($1.00), in March of 2022's prices, brings the total to $16.48 after 7.25% sales tax. In just 16 years the price of this meal is 283% more expensive than it was when this song was first released.
I don't know why I went through the effort to make this, but I did.
UPDATE 10/11/2022: The exact same meal at my local McDonald's in minnesota is now $18.70 after tax. It is 321% more expensive now since 2006, and 13% more expensive now than it was back in April
yeah so apparently a burger would cost an average of 94 cents.
In 2 years it will be too old for R Kelly
@@MartianManHunter2258 LMAOOOO
Idk why you did the math either, but respect to you for researching
McDonald's doesn't have root beer?!
I remember listening to this in middle school and now I’m in my late 20’s, married, and it’s the most relatable song ever made.
lmfao
Yeah I feel for the guy. They got his order wrong and he's going to get chewed out when they get home.
i hope yall get divorced
@@nillythegnome1782 why would you say that it’s draining to get a divorce you know
Bruh they say cousin Larry was calling them for dinner…… Consider my mind blown 🤣
Only weird al can rhyme drive-thru with drive-thru MULTIPLE times 😂
It 2024 anyone here🎊🎊🎉🎉
I am
Apparently..lol
April 2024 that is!
I am in 2024 to😊
I'm not.
Detail in this is insane. Favorite part is that he foreshadowed the burger having no onions by the "not too bright" lady not repeating that the burger had onions, and instead him getting caught up on the soda size.
Beautiful
They also didn't even give him that soda
Also that there was a dollar on the ground beneath his car the entire time as he pulled up to the receiving window, a funny little nod to a way out of the awkward situation being just within his reach but being unawares of it.
this clearly being an abusive relationship
Damn I'm glad at least one of the recent comments that are liked a lot related to actual song and how awesome this cover actually is. He did such a good job
this song is 10 minutes and it's a fucking emotional rollercoaster
Yes
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys
I like your funny words magic man
Sweet Caroline!!! Bum ba Bum
@@OncelerKidsAreCringe touching me touching uuuuuuuu I remember I had to sing that in 3rd grade time flys by fast
Hadn't seen this one yet, amazing social commentary ❤
such drama, such suspense, and that twist, it leaves me broken too.
To put the theories of this song to an end once and for all...
The onions being forgotten was the blonde drive thru lady's and the guy's fault. When the lady read back the order, she mentioned that he wanted a cheeseburger, but said nothing about onions, and the guy didn't catch that mistake, but instead he pointed out the supersized soda. That's why there were no onions.
+oBrave thats what I THOUGHT!
+oBrave True, if the customer zones out during the read back of the order, the customer is partially at fault too when the order is not "correct".
I think they didn't put onions on the burger on purpose because of how rude he was. He snapped at every person at that drive thru.
I read this comment in the tune of the song
He didn't get his soda either
All of this could have been avoided if she hadn’t mishear “delivery”
Why would I want to eat liver? I don’t even like liver!
@GalixiaWolf UwU I heard you say liver!!
@@freeeagleanimations9978 I should know what I said!
@GalixiaWolf UwU And then i was going to say something...
@GalixiaWolf UwU now who could be calling me....
This is the most relatable mundane but also stressful evening ever put to song.
why doesnt this have a million billion views
Why do I feel like their marriage is deteriorating with every passing lyric?
Oh good, you noticed too.
I genuinely felt bad for them.
Posted to TV Tropes years ago that this is about a marriage falling apart, and she suspects him of cheating
@@MichaelSmith-fq6hz wow, I actually didn’t think of that
I've thought so for a long time, like this is "Weird Al"'s first serious subject matter in a song, and it's about a marriage on the verge of collapse.
The most unrealistic thing about this is that he got a full meal for $5.82
This song was recorded in 2006. Adjusted for inflation, the meal would be around $8.05.
@@lexdoes it’s a joke
@@lexdoes kinda dope he had the math down tho
Went to Wendy's and two large meals came out to $20. I got sticker shocked liked an old person from The Great Depression.
Chalupa cravings box head ass😂
I just watched this again.
AL is so fn funny!!!!
5:04 that melodic embellishment she sings is deeply satisfying
Plot twist: cousin Larry was calling for the third time today to say that he forgot his wallet
*that's brilliant*
Independent Serious Tay J thank you
No, Larry was calling to prank him again.
Old Man wooden sword
Omg that makes so much sense.
Wait he called before the drive thru.
*BULL CRAP!*
PLOT TWIST: Cousin Larry was calling because he gave his wallet to him and Larry wanted to give it back.
Markuss Gerasimovs this shit is 10 years old and I JUST figure that out
Could be!!
That makes so much sense! Why did it take me 10 years to realize that? You’ve just changed the whole story for me 😂
@Horizonshot Who cares?
Stuff like this is why I love Weird Al so goddamn much.
"Trapped in the Closet" was genius, and so is this!
I love how its just a conversation but with music
Your pfp is everything
@@linarenna7076 thanks
its a remix of r kelly's trapped in the closet, but if r kelly offends you dont check it out i guess
It’s kinda like a conversation with music, if that conversation was an except from a Dr. Seuss book.
Yeah it's a parody of a conversation with music 😂 😂