How to Spend 1 Billion | TMG - Episode 312

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

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  • @JakeHasSeconds2
    @JakeHasSeconds2 Год назад +974

    Noel the type of guy to throw a fit if he doesn’t have his breakfast burrito before a podcast episode.

  • @kaleighcoutermarsh4922
    @kaleighcoutermarsh4922 Год назад +101

    Nobody makes Cody laugh like Noel. And I love it. Also, that cake joke fuckin killed me! 😂😂

  • @cottagegremmy
    @cottagegremmy Год назад +274

    I'm stoned to the bone and I saw Noels meal and thought it was a big ass piece of grilled chicken

  • @decaffeinatedcolombian
    @decaffeinatedcolombian Год назад +63

    I really liked that Cody made Noel bust out laughing at the end. It was so genuine and reminded me of early TMG

  • @samuellindsell3967
    @samuellindsell3967 Год назад +217

    Each episode we slowly see noel and cody coming to terms with their developing gambling addictions

    • @toobad8657
      @toobad8657 Год назад +6

      That money coulda went to trill boys 😮 instead they burn it in a place literally designed to rip it from you

    • @happynealltdpolly
      @happynealltdpolly Год назад

      @@toobad8657good point… but i’m glad pay piggies’re doing well without them anyway

  • @Ladybugz99
    @Ladybugz99 Год назад +502

    They should do a Cody & Noel try not to talk about casinos challenge !

    • @johnfaughender7360
      @johnfaughender7360 Год назад

      Nah. They like it so they will talk about it. If you don't like who they are or what they talk about don't listen. Super easy

    • @Ladybugz99
      @Ladybugz99 Год назад

      @@johnfaughender7360 ME WHEN PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT A JOKE IS 🫨🤯🤯😨🤔

    • @PickledFaces
      @PickledFaces Год назад

      ​@@johnfaughender7360untie your nuts, it's a joke

  • @Zack_Raefski
    @Zack_Raefski Год назад +311

    WE DID IT YALL WE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE OLD CARPET ENOUGH THEY FINALLY REPLACED IT 🎉

    • @juwairiyahummabdullah
      @juwairiyahummabdullah Год назад +7

      What was wrong with it

    • @juwairiyahummabdullah
      @juwairiyahummabdullah Год назад +5

      @crashh-course i couldnt tell tbh

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck Год назад +3

      @@juwairiyahummabdullahduring a couple episodes they show that there was just a huge spot of mold on the carpet. How it happened? They don’t even know, also the salmon colored carpet was pretty bleak tbh

    • @juwairiyahummabdullah
      @juwairiyahummabdullah Год назад

      @@Howard_T_Duck yea the colour is definately better but i never saw the mold lol

  • @scuffedgravyboat
    @scuffedgravyboat Год назад +26

    you guys have no idea how excited I got when you said “two guys from Toronto”. I had no idea who Random Order was but Noel having a guest appearance on there put me on to them and I have since binge watched their podcast. They have become one of my new fav pods so I’m really looking forward to seeing them interact again.

    • @sBrCj
      @sBrCj Год назад +2

      Faaacts I was as soon as they said two guys from Toronto I'm I was like oh shit

  • @senadosaj
    @senadosaj Год назад +26

    why does noel alway cry laughing when its an ad break

  • @byDerick
    @byDerick Год назад +49

    10 years later I still get chills from this

  • @kronk3r689
    @kronk3r689 Год назад +54

    i NEED the context to that first ad read, noel was absolutely LOOSING it

  • @m4rr563
    @m4rr563 Год назад +40

    We need a Cody and Noel Do: Haunted Maze

  • @jacksonhartgraves
    @jacksonhartgraves Год назад +60

    I wonder when the subway sponsorship will work it’s way into the TMG lore

    • @xtheFTFnoobHD
      @xtheFTFnoobHD Год назад +13

      Hopefully they don’t end up like the last guy subway sponsored 🤥

    • @sBrCj
      @sBrCj Год назад +1

      LMFAO dude in one of my other comments I literally said Noel needs to eat more often and suggested he eat a sub next time

  • @TackledHistory
    @TackledHistory Год назад +19

    This is one of the best episodes of the podcast so far. Literally watched the whole thing and it was over before I knew it.

  • @tannermichaeldubyak
    @tannermichaeldubyak Год назад +945

    I will give 1 million dollars for every episode Cody and Noel can go without talking about the casino…

    • @kobehamilton6900
      @kobehamilton6900 Год назад +61

      Sounds like the house hasn’t been treating you well

    • @KS-vf3ru
      @KS-vf3ru Год назад +59

      Y’all are taking this too seriously. It’s obviously a joke, they aren’t actually mad…

    • @Williamgaming742
      @Williamgaming742 Год назад +13

      Typical Tanner

    • @skyfinancejanitor6695
      @skyfinancejanitor6695 Год назад +1

      Nah theyre not gonna stop until they win a bazillion dollars. Unlike their ufc and f1 talks

    • @lagsalot7626
      @lagsalot7626 Год назад +2

      ​@@astr0sauce😂😂😂no they talk about it cuz theyre interested but stop because people complain tf are u in about

  • @Daggerfox9
    @Daggerfox9 Год назад +18

    Noel and his burrito is me with my joint😂 just holding it and talking only to be hitting it once or twice every 30 minutes lmao

  • @vivle3326
    @vivle3326 Год назад +8

    Loved Noel's wacky motorsports highlight! Nascar-like events bore me, but the atypical vehicles and unique local tracks are so fun!

  • @EzraHawk
    @EzraHawk Год назад +21

    i can see Cody naming his kid Tanner tbh

  • @111ihavenoidea
    @111ihavenoidea Год назад +9

    I loved Cody's use of UK slang I was rolling

  • @ZacharyTyler0509
    @ZacharyTyler0509 Год назад +9

    It was awesome to hear Noel talk about saving Ollie while also staring at Ollie's shit on the bottom of his shoe the entire time

  • @rebeccaannb
    @rebeccaannb Год назад +16

    I need Noel to look into the bathtub races in Nanaimo, BC, Canada. I just have a feeling he would enjoy it

  • @von8786
    @von8786 Год назад +7

    Finally! I’ve been waiting for you boys all day

  • @darklordsupreme1449
    @darklordsupreme1449 Год назад +166

    Ladies, we can finally uncringe. The boys finally sprung for new carpet, instead of slot machines and small vehicles

    • @Amber14333
      @Amber14333 Год назад +4

      😂😂 yay for us lady watchers hahaha wow that sounded weird. I am an actual lady as well hahaha

  • @amberbaker5554
    @amberbaker5554 Год назад +3

    Hearing Cody and Noel talk about the Isle of Man is the weirdest thing, I didn’t expect to watch these guys play clips of my hometown roads

  • @aaaaaaaa-xg4je
    @aaaaaaaa-xg4je Год назад +49

    50

  • @shelbyschockmel8908
    @shelbyschockmel8908 Год назад +9

    You can tell Cody is Canadian solely based on the way he says house

  • @narcissisticick9660
    @narcissisticick9660 Год назад +12

    12:37 It took me a good 5 minutes to realize Cody was trying to say “say no more”. “Say nuting” really sent me 😭

  • @skeletonizer9529
    @skeletonizer9529 Год назад +5

    I liked that they asked of Cody watched the new Saw, as if he goes to movie theaters

  • @rachelolsen988
    @rachelolsen988 Год назад +9

    never thought the cold open would be just 40 seconds of counting but here we are

  • @LEO_0017
    @LEO_0017 Год назад +11

    Noel bites his breakfast sandwich like his teeth are super sensitive

  • @kitty_-0_0-_70
    @kitty_-0_0-_70 Год назад +2

    "two guys from Toronto" I literally gasped

  • @teaganriley21
    @teaganriley21 Год назад +4

    I look forward to this every week

  • @rebecca6637
    @rebecca6637 Год назад +7

    Personally I love when you guys talk about casinos. The people who tell you they’re over it clearly haven’t felt the pure euphoria of hitting a stupendous win on rich little piggies. Keep it up guys 🙏🏼

  • @JZ3987
    @JZ3987 Год назад +5

    Noel was on fire today😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xmvy
    @xmvy Год назад +19

    Noel the type of guy to spend a billion

  • @dylenfowler5870
    @dylenfowler5870 Год назад

    10:48 The entire first half of this video I’ve been wondering what that is Noel had, it looks too good

  • @FLOWERGIRL.3333
    @FLOWERGIRL.3333 Год назад

    13:54 the way Cody says "oh he does"

  • @rhysdavies8737
    @rhysdavies8737 Год назад +3

    So glad you guys got new carpet! Looks amazing

  • @daveydabsftp5260
    @daveydabsftp5260 Год назад +3

    I need that jae and trey escape room video now😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherhanham2022
    @christopherhanham2022 Год назад

    Not Noel saying he gets “tons of racing thoughts” during the better help ad🤣 then smirked

  • @beejeem
    @beejeem Год назад +5

    I’m eating a banana before bed & that shit turned to cement in my throat when Noel said he looks like he’s made of cake lmao too funny

  • @apurvasharma6915
    @apurvasharma6915 Год назад +5

    "imagine if you are looking at a person, but you are not sure whether they are cake" 💀💀

  • @RyanSmith-yp7vz
    @RyanSmith-yp7vz Год назад +2

    We need Cody and Noel Do: Each other

  • @khan.2705
    @khan.2705 Год назад +3

    God I love these two so much. Joy of my life lmao. Yeah 😅🥰❤️❤️

  • @tubs7426
    @tubs7426 Год назад

    okay i was born and raised in southwestern appalachia VIRGINIA and your Appalachian accent was spot on for the judge

  • @humancargo7285
    @humancargo7285 Год назад +3

    These guys make me want to play slots and become a billionaire and buy a burrito with the winnings

  • @kylegrant1614
    @kylegrant1614 Год назад +1

    Them repeating the McDonald’s ad almost verbatim three weeks in a row has me feeling like groundhog pod

  • @Beans77744
    @Beans77744 Год назад

    The cuts to the adds of you guys dying laughing kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dcsolina
    @dcsolina Год назад +1

    One year for Spring Break me and the boys went to a beach house, When we get there we discover the name of the house was Sandy Hook and of course inappropriate jokes ensued about someone getting mad over the weekend then shooting up the house. Don't call me Nostradamus, but sure enough one of the nights I got black out drunk, passed out in a bedroom, and woke up hours later to everyone screaming at each other. At some point in the argument I distinctly remember hearing one of the guys yelling at another one that "he isn't afraid to get shot". Me, being still completely wasted, decided this was not worth putting myself of the middle of and went back to sleep. Woke up the next morning and everyone was all good. Just hungover.

  • @connorcunningham7449
    @connorcunningham7449 Год назад +1

    Bruhhhh, Noel, those bikes running the isle of man hit over 200 mph. I believe the fastest recorded speed was like 211. 150 is cruisin speed for those dudes.

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck Год назад

    57:40 this is some real Mad Max shit right here, so unbelievably metal

  • @JasmineMK98
    @JasmineMK98 Год назад +1

    As a new found casino convert I love the dialogue this episode!!

  • @jillionjangles4177
    @jillionjangles4177 Год назад +2

    The burrito is a prop burrito no one can convince me otherwise

  • @jrhntr
    @jrhntr Год назад +3

    Noel needs to visit my hometown in Middle TN. He’d lose his fucking mind at all the non-agriculture related tractor events lol. My high school had a “Future Farmers of America” week with days like, drive your tractor to school day and muddy truck day.

  • @n00rj4h4n
    @n00rj4h4n Год назад +2

    2 minutes in and already mentioning a casino, thanks guys!

  • @marlowe8900
    @marlowe8900 Год назад

    love the new carpet boys, def a more emotionally tied together episode with that carpet color

  • @rhiannonisalosr
    @rhiannonisalosr Год назад +1

    Oml I live and work by the mall where the prank guy got shot. I worked that day and people thought a shooting was happening so they ran to neighboring restaurants (like mine) and it gave us heart attacks 😭

  • @danielolea3406
    @danielolea3406 Год назад +1

    The kids still bringin heat

  • @hrznphntm9131
    @hrznphntm9131 Год назад +3

    as a Virginian, we ain’t that southern Noel💀

  • @toastywilli
    @toastywilli Год назад +1

    "was he gaming?" xD

  • @BelroseYT
    @BelroseYT Год назад +2

    you know shits good when noel eats a sandwich bruh

  • @Digital_muse
    @Digital_muse Год назад +1

    Whatever is in Noel’s hand look good asl

  • @johnathanbaublitz5857
    @johnathanbaublitz5857 Год назад +2

    Cody and Noel Do: Tractor Pulling

  • @lexparks42
    @lexparks42 Год назад +1

    Best podcast intro

  • @IsabellaAugust
    @IsabellaAugust Год назад +1

    DOWN THE BARREL LMAO

  • @dh.9752
    @dh.9752 Год назад

    upping the blower in the middle of a mall food court gotta feel great

  • @akthehometownheroclips
    @akthehometownheroclips Год назад +1

    Finally someone acknowledged INFRABREN!!!!

  • @surfnturf99
    @surfnturf99 Год назад

    The guy that choked out Alex Jones is called Craig Jones, he‘s a Jiu Jitsu athlete and that happened on his show - the El Segundo Podcast. The background story was that Alex Jones wanted to get chocked out on the JRE but Joe wouldnt let it happen so now he did it on another podcast. You should have Craig Jones as a guest, he‘s got a great aussie humor and is pretty famous for his ironic and silly jokes in the jiu jitsu community.

  • @juliantrujillo6171
    @juliantrujillo6171 Год назад

    i live right by that the Dulles mall and it feels so wild walking by there knowing someone was shot

  • @NEF006
    @NEF006 Год назад +1

    crazy how the black mold spread that much after just a week

  • @Kingbimmy
    @Kingbimmy Год назад +2

    Cody saying he wants a VW bug- NOOOOOO
    My mom has one and it’s ALWAYS got something wrong with it, and it often has to be taken to a specialist because the regular car maintenance places don’t have the parts for it 💀
    Rn my mom needs a whole new AC unit, windshield wipers replaced, and she just got the engine fixed because it had some weird shit happening but I don’t remember what. I just know anytime she rounded a corner, at any speed, it would make a horrible, loud grinding sound 😬
    It’s always rattled and felt kinda flimsy since she first got it. It’s so unfortunate. She was giving me the car she had when I started driving, so my dad got her the bug because she thought they looked so cute. Literally like 2 months after she got it, something was wrong with it. 👀
    I’m sure there’s some great models out there, but my mom can’t wait to get something different, and she honestly deserves something much more reliable for sure 😭

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Год назад +1

      My aunt had one as well in like the early 2000s. So many mechanical issues until she finally got rid of it bc it wasn’t worth it. Plus in my opinion you always look like a pseudo-“quirky”/“artsy”/“eccentric” type person if you drive one lol.

    • @littledicholas6131
      @littledicholas6131 Год назад +1

      Yeah but Cody could just buy a new one every month and not sweat it.

    • @Kingbimmy
      @Kingbimmy Год назад

      @@littledicholas6131 I would hope he’d do some research and find the better models or something. Maybe even have Noel mod it because that’s his shit. That would be lit

  • @Sydrae3160
    @Sydrae3160 Год назад +1

    noel swingging for Ollie

  • @TheManlol12
    @TheManlol12 Год назад

    I love the infabren convo I love him so much

  • @mattmarlar
    @mattmarlar Год назад +1

    bruh said New Vegas and thought we wouldn't notice

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 Год назад +2

    *TMG* - *" The Marlboro Gamblers "*

  • @Kbb513
    @Kbb513 Год назад

    I'm way too high for that intro, lolol....."anddd lift off" *starts ascending*

  • @kalebkendall4786
    @kalebkendall4786 Год назад

    "Imagine looking at a person but you're not sure if they're cake."

  • @DREAMDEALER_420
    @DREAMDEALER_420 Год назад

    i love when they talk casino ❤️

  • @krb96
    @krb96 Год назад

    Tysm 🎉

  • @graciecurran2477
    @graciecurran2477 Год назад

    Personally, I love it when I can hear you guys smacking ur food

  • @Spydergy
    @Spydergy Год назад +3

    Real question is, does the new carpet match the drapes?

  • @percyjackson3220
    @percyjackson3220 Год назад +3

    ima need to know wtf noel was dying over before the first ad

  • @krillansavillan
    @krillansavillan Год назад

    What's up guys, it's Jeff Cavalier

  • @Veegs.
    @Veegs. Год назад +4

    They’re wrong about him going to jail, i’d bet a hundred it’s gonna be a suspended sentence

  • @keely7419
    @keely7419 Год назад

    My family friend used to race as a driver of the side cars at the Isle of Man

  • @Anakin-Skywalker.
    @Anakin-Skywalker. Год назад +1

    *22:15** Oh yes*

  • @dylanc0nd3
    @dylanc0nd3 Год назад

    YOOO NOEL GOT POO ON THE SHOE 28:27

  • @aguiebakes6821
    @aguiebakes6821 Год назад

    LOOKING LIKE A DRAWING WITHOUT LIFTING THE PEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM DEADD

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg Год назад

    We honeymooned in Carmel By The Sea, that is a sweet ole place to visit Noel. Some of the best food and they are super dog friendly among the normal richie rich crap that goes on there.

  • @zackpotts6035
    @zackpotts6035 Год назад +2

    man dem got the dookie shoe

  • @dinomiljanic8708
    @dinomiljanic8708 Год назад

    Noel stepped in some doo doo before the podcast 😂

  • @Backpackguy12
    @Backpackguy12 Год назад +9

    Can’t believe Cody is pregnant. Congrats brothers

    • @CodyCloud
      @CodyCloud Год назад

      Holy shit, is Noel the father?

  • @valeriamendoza9395
    @valeriamendoza9395 Год назад

    Noel just has to eat in every episode

  • @jamesmanley9427
    @jamesmanley9427 Год назад +3

    Brittany needs to show Cody Backrooms

  • @beaugwin1806
    @beaugwin1806 Год назад +2

    I will give 1 million dollars for every episode Cody and Noel kiss

  • @c.h_sax
    @c.h_sax Год назад

    The surgeon guy looks like a high res GTA5 character

  • @earnestlivingandwellness
    @earnestlivingandwellness Год назад +2

    Someone show them the bathtub races from Vancouver Island to Vancouver!!!!

  • @katiev1726
    @katiev1726 Год назад

    Cody and Noel do: lawnmower racing

  • @cornpop21
    @cornpop21 Год назад +1

    damn amazing episode

  • @AbomidablePlayer
    @AbomidablePlayer Год назад +55

    will give 1 million dollars for every episode Cody and Noel can go without Noel eating, receiving, burping and farting about food and Cody acting like it’s fine…