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- Опубликовано: 19 апр 2024
- After months of exhaustive research, Bush Barbie has discovered every nickname for a condom ever! Is there any she has missed... could this list end up being over 100 nicknames long?! Let us know in the comments...
#comedy #viral #funny #aussie #comedyshorts 
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My favorite, "75% Insurance Policy".
non porous penis poncho is a close second
To get the other 25% buy condoms with spermicidal lube
I think she said .75 cent insurance policy
@@toddcorreia2101 She probably did. I was busy laughing.😄
@@toddcorreia2101 I remember when they used to be a quarter and "Sold for the Prevention of Disease Only."
They used to sell for 25-cents (a quarter) in just about every restroom of every gas station or diner. And there was always someone who'd write on the wall "This gum tastes like rubber."
@luke_skywanker7643
Maybe they sell for a quarter down under, but here in the Stars And Stripes they’re usually at least three quarters($.75) to six quarters($1.50)in gas station bathrooms!!!
@@AzzKicker-bz1cbno wonder you burgers are all over the world. My mother in law says her mum was a war baby. They're the lucky ones coz the others mostly just got the clap
I never understood the flavored ones. I never knew wombat holes had taste buds.
@@AzzKicker-bz1cb Umm.. I am in the States. When I said "They used to sell for 25-cents..." I was talking about when I bought them for high-school dates back in 1970. It was a "thing" back then for guys to have one in their wallet in case they got 'lucky.'
And for the majority, they stayed in their wallets so long they had more holes in them than a collander when they were eventually opened!
There are few things more wonderful to behold than an attractive woman w/ a keen sense of humor. I admire you, milady.
I'll bet you still laugh at your own toes
_Fedora tipping intensifies_
What a refreshing change for a lady to speak about things like condoms,she’s hilarious and it’s time people accepted sex for what it is instead of being some sort of dirty joke,it’s the most natural thing in the world to have sex but some people treat it like it doesn’t happen and taking some responsibility for an unwanted child is only a good thing plus the added benefit of the risk of STDs being substantially reduced,good onya girl your doing a great job of educating people and having a laugh at the same time it’s great.
@davidellis279 "some people treat it like it doesn't happen". Yes, because that's the case for a lot of people. Especially a lot of men for whom it simply _doesn't happen_ .
@@Informant_is_back I'm guessing hands don't count
The one finger workman's glove. Lol
Samuel L Jackson!😂🤣😂
I was goin' to say the same ! He must get around.
I'm with You, Samuel L. Jackson????
Why?
Is he used like a condom??
It's the pack that says, "Bad Mutha Fooka" on it.
Cumbrella for the win.
I have to use that term. Priceless.
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Purdle invented the elongated eye lashes or "Cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girl's eyes that are worn today as a common fashion.
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A cumbrella are what I call fake eyelashes.
She's fantastic, love her. Did you mention, 'raincoat'? 😂
@ArsacioJJulioJr
Yeah mate, about 3 times!!!
You were too busy thinking of her 😂
She'd definitely make me throw up in my raincoat 😂😂😂
I think he needs a Moment! 😏
You betcha. And YOU be sure to put the raincoat on the fireman when ya get a heat on. 🥖
Pricelessly talented lady👍
when's she going to start?
@@jesusmartinez1358
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Well, this just broadens the meaning of "talent" even further. Or perhaps now since a lot of people on "talent" shows do the same act of talking. Don't need to know nicknames for something to talk.
@@bodyrumuae2914
😥
How does she keep a straight face through all this!? She's wonderful!
Thank you for your significant contribution to the well-being of the world Ms Osborne. I learned the nick-name 'franger' when I worked in WA for a year. I think that you Aussies present some of the best humour and entertainment in the world. Some of your politicians need to be schooled though. Best wishes from New Zealand.
You're very welcome!
Home of the One-Eyed Viper ?
That`s hilarious! But I didn`t hear "Coney Island Whitefish"....lol
...easily confused with the Hudson River Whitefish. Hey, ever see an East River Browntrout?
@@environmentaldataexchange3906And the Chicago river whitefish.
a 'Coney Island Whitefish' *IS A USED RUBBER & JUST LAYING THERE FOR YOU TO AVOID STEPPING ON*
@@environmentaldataexchange3906 And the related species, the Chicago river whitefish.
@@boataxe4605 Why can't these thing be contained somehow? It's like a Pandemic of Prophylactics.
😂😂75% insurance policy is gold😅
Did she really say Samuel L Jackson? 🤣
I think you forgot Rain Coat.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 that’s hilarious coming from a lovely lady
_Fedora tipping intensifies_
She is awesome 😁
Will be subscribing to " bushbarbie "
She cute & funny!!
Thank you for sharing with All of us RUclips viewers 🤘
why don't you subscribe to a life?
Lol look who's talking there buddy.!!!
keyboard stuff guy till face to face then you crying and calling your mama or the popo lmao@you.!!
Thank you you for the comment even it's a negative comment, just like your negative life!!
good luck to you , you need it 🤘
@@jesusmartinez1358 because he has one already !!
Just remember; "No glove, no love" and to "Wrap that Rascal!"
This reminds me of the skit from The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, when Heath Franklin plays an Australian Censorship Board spokesperson at a press conference reading out a list of acceptable substitutes to the word dickhead. It includes things like "munt funter," "grogan sponge," and "sticky, sticky chunt mason."
😁
How could anyone not love that? She's a gem. Did she get "love glove"? I couldn't keep up!
yeah
@@jackrichards1863 Ahh! Found it 0:24.
Keep it up
that's one's older than the one that broke for you😂
Ha ha ha. You are too funny. Up here in Canada we call them "One eyed trouser worm jacket."
aussies call it the one eyed trouser snake...
She’s a beauty that one.
Dead ringer for Olivia Newton John
She's comely!🚼⛔
emphasis on dead, if you like thisBB I don't blame you I collect antiques too😊
@@jesusmartinez1358 Got your dig, you happy? I hope so for your sake...Tosser. Yes, you should lookup the definition of tosser, it's important to know.
She forgot rope catcher. Lol
"look for the pink bits" always, my dear. Always 😁
From the Terry Pratchett books: (I think "the fifth elephant"): "Preventatives", "Sonkys"
Hold on babe, let me put on my son block 😅
I think I'm in love!
She is 2 Australian i like...good sense of humar
AKA "CIA Wallet".
We love our Bush Barbie!
you got through it.... yeah you did... bloody well done... 👍
Nikki, you're the best!
Holy crap. Didn't know that many existed
I think im in love with this woman lol
Works in the outback too.
A guy i worked with told me he bought his 16yo son a box of "safes".
I asked what the hell a "safe" was that it came in a box...
😂😂
Trojans, rubbers.... Dingers!😂😂😂
Rain coats, wetsuits, sausage casings, 🤣🤣
Canadian? That's what we call them here.
Just like Baseball, Safe to slide in... 🤣
You completely lost me after about 10 seconds because the eye candy is just so sweet.
Sancho Poncho.
It took me 5 minutes to stop laughing. Classic.
You did get through it! Breat job! Never though there were that many!! LOL
Of course you all know if you ask for a Durex in Oz you get given a roll of Sellotape. I suppose you could fashion a dinger out of it but that would be uncomfortable for both parties!
OI GIRLY!..YA LEFT OUT "TODGER-DODGER"!.. BAHAHA!
Paternity Lawsuit Protector.
Holy crap, Nikki Osborne? I used to watch Quizmania back in the day only because I had a crush on her. What a blast from the past. Thanks, random video recommendations.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Too funny!!! This was one of those moments...wait...no...
This aught to be a chapter in sex ed class.
I agree it ought to be along with making sure to keep the rubber thick when going up the dirt track don't want any punctures and some creepy crawly coming up your willy wallet
@@hyndscs well if you’re talking the dirt road, double bag it
Yes indeed, and what a education 👏 LMAO 🤣 I didn't know how many names a Trojan Horse really has
@@user-zi5mk1pd2f *an education. The word "education" starts with a vowel sound, not a consenant sound.
'Holy shit': that's what a faulty condom is called.
Is she speaking English ? Say What . 😂😂😂
75 % insurance I didn't have. 😁😆😅
She is to friggin’ cute!!
"Something for weekend, Sir?"
In my part of the UK many moons ago, there were few places to buy condoms discreetly. Genetlemens' hairdressers, or barbers, kept some in a drawer. That was how the barber asked a man if he needed any "for the weekend".
As a young lad, I once asked my father what it meant. He mumbled something, but I can't recall his answer. That was his usual response to delicate questions. Most of my sex education was in the playground.
Can't fault my father. He was born in 1903 and was a man of his time. Even in the 40s and 50s, when I was growing up, it was still an almost unsaid subject with most parents. Girls were told to "Keep your hand on your ha'penny". We changed all that in the 60s.
Sounds like something from 'Ripping Yarns'!
Cool story bro 🤙
Yes in my younger days in UK we called them Jonnies.
Jonnie’s or rubbers in the 80s for me
When in my teens the barbers was the place to go for your Durex,I used to go there about every 3 weeks for a haircut and that was the last thing that was said,something for the weekend sir to which I replied 3 packets please. Five Bob for a pack of 4=15 shillings for 3packs and five shillings for the haircut,a pound in total. My girlfriend and now my wife wouldn’t let me anywhere near her if I didn’t come prepared she was that scared of becoming pregnant,in those days it was a disgrace for a girl to become pregnant,today it’s no biggie to have a child before getting married,my own son’s daughter was a bridesmaid at his wedding,a lot has changed since I was a teenager and not for the better I think.
Superb. Someone send this to Bob and Tom.
Very well put! It's a truth story from The Great Spirit. Thank, love, and trust God always!
Love socks........... LMAO always go bare foot.
I've used everyone man, and been ta TIM BUCK TOO, LIKE YOU BUSH BABIE I GOT THROUGH IT 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Nikki your the best ever girl! 😅😅😅😅😮😮😮😮😮❤❤❤❤
I still call them party balloons!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Got to be some of the funniest commercials I have seen in a long time...
“Bloody Brilliant!!”
Jimmy hat.. Willy hat.. hard hat. We just call it a hat. It’s a hat that goes on your head.
Dingers sounds pretty good though.
One size fits Jordan …..lol
You left out what my kids called them when they were little and opened a whole box, blew them up and played with them like balloons... Gooies!
Free ride coupon. 😂
A good goalie never lets one by.😂
Don't squat when you say "Holy Shit"!
Always wondered what Barbie's bush looked like.
I’m betting that it’s very nicely trimmed.
@@boataxe4605 yes like her outfit. Respect.
It extends to her Outback.
She's in her 40s with 2 kids, I'm guessing it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face!.🤣😜
@@R.Sole88109 Two kids? I guess she is not taking her own advice about dingers.
Hey bushie Barbie…beautiful eyes and a tremendous sense of humor! Thanks for your public service announcement!
She missed rain jacket, I think.
That was hilarious, not sure how you said all that without cracking up.
Ya forgot "Trouser Trout" (not a good fish to catch 👖🐟🤣
“Gentleman’s Jergens!” 😅😅😅😅
A Marine's lunchbox...
bs i saw zero crayons or old bullets
Cannot pick a favorite. Oscar award, please.
"English Riding Jacket"
I still remember the XO of our Navy ship reminding us to "wrap that rascal" when we went ashore in Panama.
She forgot raincoat.. lol
UK: Blobs, johnnies, packet of three,
LOL, 🤣. I should never have subscribed to this channel 😁😉. I'm a grandfather, how can I share this to my kids??? LOL
Coal Harbour jellyfish!
Custard catcher 😂😂😂😂
Samuel L. Jackson?? Aussies are a trip.
The J the I the M the M the Y the J the I the M…it’s Jimmy, it’s Jimmy…… Old Head BDP fans, stand up!!!! 😂😂😂😂
The handmaidens purse!😂😂😂
Legend has it. She is still going !
I have never heard so many slang names for a condom. 😂
Me and my brother used them as really large balloons when we were kids. Neighbors store sold to us when were kids. Our parents were so upset and neighbors were laughing.
Congrats on making it through that. I didn't know there were that many nicknames for a condom but I did recognize a lot of them.
How she said all that with a straight face is beyond me.
You are a scream! Love it.
"75% Insurance Policy" Now ya tell me. 🤣🤣🤣
You are hilarious darlin !! Are ya married!!
I think I love this woman. ❤
She missed rough rider😆
Where have you been all my life? Ok, I'm old, a small portion of my life... Some youtube algorithm threw this at me today (and apparently a bunch of other people). I've been binge watching since. You're the best!
*_"One-fingered workman's glove"_*
I think that may be my favorite of the bunch...😊
She’s adorable 😂
How this woman keeps a straight face I’ll never know lol ,off me chair laughing 😂😂😂😂😂👍
Samuel L. Jackson 😂😂😂
Salami sleeve 😂 thought I was gonna die
...can't remember laughing this much! - ever!
This is hilarious. Very well written& she is cut as a button.