i realize now that i forgot delaware and new hampshire but let's just say that's the joke. if there are any you are confused about, check the description for references
Also an Idahoan, can confirm you do not want to get caught in the potato vortexes. ...praise be to our god king Simplot may he guide us all in our words and actions.
Also an Idahoan, Idaho isn’t actually real. The whole state is a government facility and we’re all just paid actors. The potatoes are just a damn coverup man, it’s all a facade
They only forget the smallest and third smallest state but they remember the second smallest. It's understandable though. If you don't live in Delaware or New Hampshire you probably don't even know anything about what little history has happened there
Pennsylvania is very accurate. Those Amish folk will have a well built barn up within 2 days, and they wont talk to each other while they build it. They’re magic
the devil keeps knocking on my damn window, i have to keep opening it and throwing a fiddle at him. im starting to run low of fiddles, could someone send me some?
@Coyote living in america is pretty scary right now. 3 families that I've known have already lost their homes and jobs. When my father got his mortgage it was 190 thousand dollars. If he tried to buy it in 2020 then it would be well over 480 thousand dollars. And if we're talking any houses in Seattle. Those go for around 700k - 1M USD.
@@regal-5401 that’s the problem with all of those states, everything is so expensive because they’re trying to fund things like solar panel only electricity in Cali, which isn’t working. If they still need help tell them to move to Texas or North Carolina! Hope the best for you!
@@MahouNoYuurei When you think about it Alabama is a pretty good state to live in. Most people here are really nice, the cost of living is low, and police are super chill. Only state that I can really say I'd rather live in is Tennessee
I thought it had something to do with Minnesotans being tall, then maybe I thought it was something involving Jesse Ventura (wrestler who later became governor of MN), then I read the description. 😶
@@learncat8771 They removed Notch from the game, as Virginia has done with Confederate leaders. Richmond, the capital of VA, was also the capital of the Confederacy
A more accurate version of Louisiana would be an entire village being killed. Edit: Mainly because of what C Godejohn said and the extremely high murder rate in Louisiana.
@@zoomrrmcgee it's a reference to Louisiana history. I think over 100k people died trying to live there as the French was forcing all its criminals there to force a settlement. Mainly due to being unsanitary and many viruses.
Yeah, infact Chinese workers were actually descriminated against, with lower pay and poorer working conditions than white workers during the creation of the transcontinental railway.
@@gamingwithethanyt495 your snow not gonna last my snow was falling down form the sky 2.5 days in a row Saturday Afternoon it stopped and there was about 3-5 inches of snow and right now its starting to go away the day weather highs were only 36 at max and low was 24-25
Yeah but think about it. It’s portraying the levees in New Orleans and how NOLA is a fish bowl basically. The levees break and then water floods in filling it. That’s why the walls in the video are high up
I live in I live in shiawassee county, somewhere in the country, near a city, and I have well water. But at my grandpa's house he has an old house in the city so he's at high risk of death water.
@@CapitalLuke it’s explained in the description, as well as all the other states. I didn’t actually know exactly what it was referring to, but I got the concept.
it needs to be more accurate... it needs 50 billion jug handles because no turning left in jersey and also another 500 billion exits for transportation
@@joshuabarnett9183 Well actually it's Country roads. Probably because the man who made that song popular stole it from some guy in Tennessee and slapped West Virginia all over it
@@RioluAuraSphere you pretty much can, even swords are allowed to be openly carried around aslong as a rope losely ties it ti the sheath. One thing i plan on doing.
i realize now that i forgot delaware and new hampshire but let's just say that's the joke. if there are any you are confused about, check the description for references
As a resident of Delaware, I understand
I clicked on this video for a maple syrup and snow joke for new Hampshire I'm disappointed
Detroit too
@Owen Mitcham T'sa joke, howdy
And Minnesota
other states: *slightly edgy history jokes*
Idaho: P O T A T O V O R T E X
Idahoan here. It's a pretty accurate depiction of some areas of the state
Arizona: This is fine
Also an Idahoan, can confirm you do not want to get caught in the potato vortexes.
...praise be to our god king Simplot may he guide us all in our words and actions.
@@lunarcat4278 rip mr.simplot well miss him
Also an Idahoan, Idaho isn’t actually real. The whole state is a government facility and we’re all just paid actors. The potatoes are just a damn coverup man, it’s all a facade
The accuracy of this is uncanny
You are literally the new Justin Y.
Why are you literally EVERYWHERE I GO
Stop following me
Please just stop existing on youtube
Most of them are just memes or fun facts, they don't accurately represent what it's like to live there.
I'm ashamed that the very second you started flying during the "New York" one I was expecting a 9/11 joke.
Same- I was like
“Oh no.”
True
@Dream wee
I think it was he was flying into these water trapdoor towers so maybe
I was too, whoops. I’m glad it was just NYC in general. 👌
Fun fact: Its actually legal to carry around a sword without a permit in Texas. The blade cannot exceed 5.5 inches
Actually you can carry any sword or blafe weapon no matter the length as long as you're above 18 years of age, under 18 it's 3.5 inches or less
@@joanbriceno7634 ohhhhh, nice! Thanks for the information :)
I'm a Texan and for some very weird reason I do have a legit sword, I also carry machetes around all the time.
@@colthayes7536 woah nice!! I used to live there and tbh i wanna go back
I live not in Texas but another state. I own 3 swords but I can't carry them in public.
As a citizen of New Hampshire, being left out of the video entirely is accurate
I don't understand illinois
@@lefoxx2911 that's in britain lol
Honestly I'm surprised new Hampshire was forgotten but maine wasnt, theres nothing here
@@lefoxx2911 well yeah but I'm just saying the state itself is extremely forgettable
They only forget the smallest and third smallest state but they remember the second smallest. It's understandable though. If you don't live in Delaware or New Hampshire you probably don't even know anything about what little history has happened there
Pennsylvania is very accurate. Those Amish folk will have a well built barn up within 2 days, and they wont talk to each other while they build it. They’re magic
Yeah I live in Philadelphia and when you go to Lancaster it's all that shit
yeah the other day i saw some folks in horse carriages riding down the highway
Agreed
Even outside of Lancaster, it’s just barns everywhere..
Over in western pa where I live there amish very one day theres no barn the next theres a whole farm
POV: You are looking for timestamps for each state in the comments
Ok
no
Georgia is accurate, we do fight the devil with a fiddle about every other Tuesday, Wednesday, sometimes Friday.
And also we have to deal with Alabama and Florida's shit
@@Oops_lost_the_yamato Hell always breaks loose here in Georgia
If you lose does the devil get your soul?
the devil keeps knocking on my damn window, i have to keep opening it and throwing a fiddle at him.
im starting to run low of fiddles, could someone send me some?
Accurate
I mean the California one was a little out of date, but very accurate.
Yea now it’s rich person haven
Yeah. I live in California accurate but old
Now it’s on fire.
@Coyote living in america is pretty scary right now. 3 families that I've known have already lost their homes and jobs.
When my father got his mortgage it was 190 thousand dollars. If he tried to buy it in 2020 then it would be well over 480 thousand dollars. And if we're talking any houses in Seattle. Those go for around 700k - 1M USD.
@@regal-5401 that’s the problem with all of those states, everything is so expensive because they’re trying to fund things like solar panel only electricity in Cali, which isn’t working. If they still need help tell them to move to Texas or North Carolina! Hope the best for you!
Here are some timestamps, if you wanna go straight to your state.
0:00 : Louisiana
0:11 : Illinois
0:23 : Ohio
0:28 : Massachusetts
0:30 : South Dakota
0:39 : Michigan
0:49 : Minnesota
0:55 : Wisconsin
1:05 : Florida
1:10 : California
1:24 :Arizona
1:27 : Idaho
1:31 : New Mexico
1:40 : Utah
1:56 : Alabama
2:09 : New Jersey
2:22 : Virginia
2:26 : Oregon
2:32 : Nevada
2:35 : Maryland
2:40 : Texas
2:46 : Alaska
3:05 : Mississippi
3:18 : Washington
3:50 : North Carolina
3:54 : North Dakota + South Dakota = Megadekota
3:59 : Wyoming
4:04 : Canada + Vermont
4:08 : Iowa
4:18 : Hawaii
4:33 : Rhode Island
4:38 : Kentucky
4:40 : Connecticut
4:48 : Georgia
5:02 : Nebraska
5:06 : Indiana
5:18 : Maine
5:22 : New York
5:33 : South Carolina
5:53 : Colorado
6:02 : Tennessee ~ 1920s
6:12 : West Virginia
6:16 : Missouri
6:27 : Arkansas
6:34 : Montana
6:39 : Oklahoma
6:46 : Kansas
6:53 : Pennsylvania
Underrated
You are a hero thank you
Why tf am i notch? Lmao
You're a legend
No new hampshire?
0:01 Lousiana
0:11 Illinois
0:22 Ohio
0:27 Massachusetts
0:30 South Dakota
0:38 Michigan
0:48 Minnesota
0:55 Wisconsin
1:05 Florida
1:10 California
1:23 Arizona
1:27 Idaho
1:31 New Mexico
1:40 Utah
1:56 Alabama
2:08 New Jersey
2:22 Virginia
2:26 Oregon
2:31 Nevada
2:35 Maryland
2:40 Texas
2:45 Alaska
3:05 Mississippi
3:16 Washington
3:50 North Carolina
3:55 North Dakota
3:59 Wyoming
4:04 Vermont
4:08 Iowa
4:17 Hawaii
4:32 Rhode Island
4:37 Kentucky
4:40 Connecticut
4:48 Georgia
5:02 Nebraska
5:06 Indiana
5:17 Maine
5:21 New York
5:32 South Carolina
5:53 Colorado
6:01 Tennessee
6:12 West Virginia
6:16 Missouri
6:26 Arkansas
6:34 Montana
6:38 Oklahoma
6:46 Kansas
6:53 Penslyvania
Thank me later.
-The same Jamaican dude, May 4 2021
And that dude said that 1 day before my birthday.
sobs in kansan
That’s 48
The Alabama joke was entirely expected yet still funny.
I’m from Alabama and love this joke, but it ain’t true
FredBon BonTrap I hate it here, legit
FredBon BonTrap me to man, I wanna get outta this state fr
@@Mauzzewulf i dont know who started it but it’s not even tru
@@MahouNoYuurei When you think about it Alabama is a pretty good state to live in. Most people here are really nice, the cost of living is low, and police are super chill. Only state that I can really say I'd rather live in is Tennessee
*"There's no such thing as Wyoming."*
-Garfield
There is a town in Wyoming named garfield. Garfield Wyoming.
@@wzelo5680 Too bad you can go there, since Wyoming doesn't exist
this is indubitable
Kanieval you’re right
Wyomings cool
9 years of geography class doesn’t have anything on this 7 minutes video
Thank you Joe Flacco
joe flacco ur bad at football lel
@@charvmcchungus4744 shut up he elite
Why are you still wearing a Broncos jersey Joe?
what american school teaches you about all the other states? lol they usually teach u ur state only and maybe the nearest ones
Plot twist: this is all a ploy to get his fans to reveal their location so Rokamo can kill them in their sleep.
Is he an Ohioan, because if so, then it would make sense.
As someone who lives in Arizona, I must say that this is false. Not only is the floor made of magma, everything else it too...
@trap boi as another resident of arizona i can confirm we, too, are made of magma
i tried frying eggs outside once and i think it worked
@trap boi yeah the only way to survive the heat is to BECOME the heat
@@bolson42 the humans must a d a p t
And also I am from Arizona, the air is also on fire as well as the water, if there is any....
Let’s be honest,
We all came here for our state.
Yes indeed
Yes I'm from the state Canada
And just like IRL, Virginia was the most boring.
That makes it hilarious, but hurts me at the same time. *Gives me conniptions.*
Didn't even have my state, Delaware. Lol there's literally nothing here
*laughs in New Zealand*
As a Texan, it's normal for everyone to just carry around a huge diamond sword, it's just Texan things.
Im a texan myself too and i can agree
This is why im scared of going down south
@@lowercase3479 Eh, you'll get used to it
But they forgot about one thing, the mf R I B S
as a fellow texan, i agree completely
As someone from Rhode Island, can confirm we spend our whole lives staring at the ocean, unable to go anywhere because it is a literal block
Oklahoma: E5
Texas: bigger
Texlahoma: E10
Yeah the scale is f or
Like f1 it’s a way to rate h9w dangerous a tornado is
@Ozone huh
@Ozone Is it a joke that you don’t know what it is or do you really not know what it is
Texlahomkensas
@Ozone it’s supposed to be EF5..... but it’s a VERY fucking big tornado...... I just looked at you channel
They literally didn’t even include my state. That explains Delaware by itself.
Feels, I'm from New Hampshire and they didn't include it either
The Dominican Republic ain’t there :C
Delaware is such a shitty state lmao
@@AWSMcube me too
I’m in Michigan
*TIMESTAMPS FOR EACH STATE*
louisiana - 0:00
illinois - 0:12
ohio - 0:23
massachusetts - 0:27
south dakota - 0:31
michigan - 0:39
minnesota - 0:50
wisconsin - 0:56
florida - 1:05
california - 1:10
arizona - 1:24
idaho - 1:27
new mexico - 1:32
utah - 1:40
alabama - 1:56
new jersey - 2:09
virginia - 2:22
oregon - 2:26
nevada - 2:32
maryland - 2:35
texas - 2:40
alaska - 2:45
mississippi - 3:06
washington - 3:18
north carolina - 3:50
north dakota and south dakota - 3:55
wyoming - 3:59
vermont- 4:04
iowa - 4:09
hawaii - 4:18
rhode island - 4:33
kentucky - 4:38
connecticut - 4:40
georgia - 4:48
nebraska - 5:02
indiana - 5:05
maine - 5:18
new york - 5:21
south carolina - 5:33
colorado - 5:54
tennessee - 6:02
west virgina - 6:12
missouri - 6:15
arkansas- 6:27
montana - 6:35
oklahoma - 6:38
kansas - 6:46
pennsylvania- 6:53
The Mad Lad
@@therealbeanbot nothing else to do yknow, so i took one for the team
It's vermont.
@@arkarmiller70 my bad
@@rileymightbedead Sorry if i sounded rude. I love you and everyone.
Me a mexican knowing that there are only 32 states:im 4 parallel universes ahead you
Are we just going to ignore the fact that he used an elytra to fly into a building as the video for New York?
With rockets too oh god I-
Oh shit i didn't realsise that
@Brutality ! that’s not humor.
oh....
That's--
Indiana wasn’t portrayed correctly
Here we race hogs and cows along with tractors, lawnmowers, and corn stalks
And watch to see who's corn stalk passes knee-height first
Heeehehee
As a person from indiania I can conform
I mean we also race tractors and lawnmowers but that’s for big events
As someone who lives in Indiana, all of these replays are correct
I was hoping Flordia was going to have a ton of zombies and a hurricane weather effect to go with the flooding.
As a Utahn, I was hoping that it would just be chaos and Florida men ;v;
i like how we're represented by dancing parrots
as a non-american, i can confirm that i don't know what the f is goin' on.
Me neither :/
@@trainman3984 just know that Arizona is accurate expect that we have Cati here
@@trainman3984 Description
as an american, i can too confirm that i don't know whats happenin either.
As an American I can accurately say all except Alabama and Mississippi and New Jersey and Maryland are wrong lol
I’m guessing that Maryland (My state) is gonna just be about crabs.
Yep.
I just wish there was more old bay
@@humter yeah, that and crabs are pretty much the only thing people know about us
Rev I mean the crabs are delicious, just wish there was more things we were known for lmao
@@rev2178 yes it kinda stinks lol but on the other hand there really nothing to do here
Don’t worry.
Idaho is known for potatoes but it’s really just dry weeds and desert lmfaoo
As a _________ resident, I can confirm that this is accurate.
Lol
As a Louisiana resident, I can confirm that this is accurate. Lol
Washington resident. Very accurate.
Let me guess, your from Wyoming, the place that doesn't exist
Why dont you say it, i want to find you hehe ;)
THIS IS A JOKE
Me, a Minnesotan: I thought it would be something with the bipolar weather but oH NoO wE AiN't dOiN ThAt! Instead it's oh.. OH.....
Yep, rip george
I was confused to before I saw a white iron golem kill a black enderman, then I realized George was killed there, that's where it hit me.
I thought it had something to do with Minnesotans being tall, then maybe I thought it was something involving Jesse Ventura (wrestler who later became governor of MN), then I read the description. 😶
As a Mainer, I am in fact a lobster.
It's hard to type with claws.
Crabs can’t type either😂
hey I got it worse then you I have The mix of Crab and Lobster nerds
Ahaahah same
Aye Maine gang
Mainer lol
It doesnt rain ALL the time in washington, we get 15 minute breaks.
True but some times maybe 30
@@ummyea1796 yeah but those are rare
@@aurum606 very true
@@ummyea1796 i mean where im at, yesterday it went from perfecetly sunny to pouring down rain in not even 5 minutes.
I’m surprised Washington got the rain
As a person from wyoming, that is false. There wasn't wind
As I am also from Wyoming if you can move in any direction but one it in accurate
Lairs Wyoming doesnt exist
@@jake-eg1gi liars*
@@Sliddinggss oh shut up everyone knew what he ment
@@devindwyer4645 ik lmao
As a Missourian, it’s kinda scary how that was so freaking accurate😂
Misery.. man I Laughed so hard I almost Woke my Parents up 😂
@@zevailes 😂
I live in Missouri, too. But I didn't get the joke.
@@matsen1153 drugs. lots. and lots. of addicts
I don't live in a America, but I can already sense how accurate this is
How do you get 153 likes in a day lol
me, a non american, who only knows like 4 out of 50 states: omg that's so accurate
Lol
@Eleanor Hise nah just the education
Most non Americans can usually name at least 15 states
@@soupeater7417 really? I can think of several million African tribesmen who don't know more than one, if any.
@@soupeater7417 I think you mean people in first world countries, which is not most non Americans.
all 50 states portrayed by Minecraft
Virginia: website.
I'm going to be honest, I don't know what the Virginia one was all about.
@@learncat8771 me too
@@learncat8771 me too and I’m from VA
I think maybe it’s because a Notch lives in Virginia?
EDIT: He does not.
@@learncat8771 They removed Notch from the game, as Virginia has done with Confederate leaders. Richmond, the capital of VA, was also the capital of the Confederacy
As someone who lives in Maryland, This was highly accurate.
agree
Finally someone else from MD
The flint Michigan joke was legendary
No don’t disrespect the land of the lake people
@@joemama4824 smh lake boys dont even have a good water supply
@onionbread225 yes we do we drink right out of the lakes
@@joemama4824 but you got poisoned
michigang
As a Californian I can confirm we have lots of ender dragons flying all over the place just a normal day
that was a joke about how chinese immigrants built the railroads
Yes, and ni-
69th like
I can also confirm this
I can confirm that his confirmation is actually confirmed that it's true
i'm not from USA
Tennessee: **plays song about West Virginia**
Loads LMG with religious intent
I was severely upset I get it's about musical heritage but they could've used any other famous Opry song bruh
they could’ve done rocky top or something!!
Abby Jack rocky top would be perfect
the best part is that even though he says west virginia, the song is actually about normal old virginia 💀
As a Marylander, I can confirm we are all multicolored crabs dancing to crab raves
As a fellow Marylander I can confirm this is true
As a person who has lived in Washington, that one is soooo true
It’s like that in Oregon too
It's either rain, or hail. Nothing else.
I can confirm, I live in Washington too.
yeah it is true
*sad eastern washington noises*
A more accurate version of Louisiana would be an entire village being killed.
Edit: Mainly because of what C Godejohn said and the extremely high murder rate in Louisiana.
Why not both?
And in a swamp, instead of a desert.
Well surely a flood like that would result in death
@@zoomrrmcgee it's a reference to Louisiana history. I think over 100k people died trying to live there as the French was forcing all its criminals there to force a settlement. Mainly due to being unsanitary and many viruses.
As a Louisianan I can agree
West Virginia: shows an inbred villager
Me and every male in my family who's blind in the same eye: that's not true
oh gosh
Isn’t that Alabama
wait really?
@@madide3978 and Alaska
@@rusticbb8 No.
As an Arizonan, I can confirm that the ground does feel like magma blocks.
Yellowstone volcano: It's 2020 right?
Montana: *softly* don't.
Scientifically speaking it's a supervolcano
Only 5% of Yellowstone is in Montana. Since it’s 95% in Wyoming, it obviously doesn’t exist, just like all of us that live there! Problem solved. 🙂
@@salt_shaker1326 that made me feel a lot better!
@@annestone6649 yeah but it was according to the video
@@zredouts hold on, what made you feel better?
When he started flying in New York I got scared
Same
Florida part is more scary as a person who fear of deep water.
@@Zygothknightlord woooosh it's a 9/11 joke.
@@jazgaming9434 I diagnosed myself that I have Thalassophobia. But it's real phobia. I fear of under deep water.
@@Zygothknightlord You have entirely missed the point dude.
I love how Minnesota is just a white iron golem killing a black enderman
Ohhhh that's what it was
Funny how lynchings are commonplace in the south so when a lynching happens in my home state its national news.
@@daytonsauke3291 I’m from the south....lynchings are NOT normal here wtf?
@@jazzhands6055 we all remember the Emmet Till verdict and the 1968 presidential election. The south can't hide who they are as people.
@@jazzhands6055 when that dad and son lynched that black guy in Georgia for no reason everyone was like "yep thats Georgia" and didn't riot about it.
As a citizen of idaho, I find it very normal to see thousands of flying potatoes when I wake up. Great job
1:20 isn't racist. Just to clarify, it's a reference to the transcontinental railroad, which provided jobs for many Chinese immigrants.
Yeah, infact Chinese workers were actually descriminated against, with lower pay and poorer working conditions than white workers during the creation of the transcontinental railway.
Also happened in Canada.
I was a little irked by it until I saw the railroad and realized what was going on
I thought it was about how they get into tech and cali has a lot of tech work
“Provided jobs” it was basically slave labour
In Florida we just live underwater.
We’re literally fish.
Me from Louisiana: welcome to the party my friend
Me from Washington the state I'm in the Cold Beach Party
@@bestwr5 we finna get a smash of snow so imma be in your party in a sec
@@gamingwithethanyt495 your snow not gonna last my snow was falling down form the sky 2.5 days in a row Saturday Afternoon it stopped and there was about 3-5 inches of snow and right now its starting to go away the day weather highs were only 36 at max and low was 24-25
@@bestwr5 our low today was 11... And we are at 4-8 inches and it’s still snowing where I am at
As a person who lives in Rhode Island, I must agree.
Same here
you exist?
yo ppl exist in ri?
@@gghostlyares yep
@@catmafia6228 you're lying
As someone who lives in Louisiana, that is very accurate. If there is like one drop of rain all of the streets flood.
Yeah but think about it. It’s portraying the levees in New Orleans and how NOLA is a fish bowl basically. The levees break and then water floods in filling it. That’s why the walls in the video are high up
That’s one big drop.
As an Idahoan, can confirm that it snows potatoes every Wednesday.
am also Idahoan. loved the potato snow last night
@@nikkygtv As an Idahoan, I can say with 100% certainty that nothing is better than waking up to a fresh layer of frozen mash potatoes
as an idahoan, i love waking up to a good old layer of french fries in the morning
as a argentina resident i can't confirm this is true but i will trust the comments
same
Same here.
Igual.
@@CEDA_Burr1ta how’s it feel being up side down
The lousiana one is very true
Michigan caught me off guard. Thought it was “cant have shit” but nooooooooo. We can’t have clean water
L
I lived in Michigan till I was six.
I believe I have clean water, but it's SUPER expensive.
This caught me off guard so badly I-
I live in I live in shiawassee county, somewhere in the country, near a city, and I have well water. But at my grandpa's house he has an old house in the city so he's at high risk of death water.
as a grocery store worker in wisconsin i can confirm nearly half of all customers who ever come through get beer with their stuff
I know right! It's either that or, as a gas station worker, people from out of state being amazed by all the cheese.
I love seeing people from out of state gawk at the entire wall of a store that is only cheese. Tasty stuff.
as someone who lives in Illinois I’m offended how accurate that is
Rochester Illinois resident here, the chunks are still loading, hero brine has griefed my home & the trees have no leaves send help
As a New Mexican, I can confirm that there are enderman in the sky
As a fellow New Mexican, I can support this.
As someone born in New Mexico (a New Mexican) i can relate
As a fellow New Mexican, I also confirm that there are enderman in the sky
Also a New Mexican, yes, this is very true.
As someone from Hawaii, I will take your word
Me, who isn't even american:
*Confused ooga booga*
it's just the 50 states
@@subjectory I'm American, and I don't even understand half of these :P
I'm Minnesotan and I don't even get Minneosta
@@Pskyb bruh I'm Canadian and somehow I know more states than my own provinces lol.
@@GeneralElectric202 seen another comment with “it’s true” and a reply saying “let the junkies die” so drugs related? Ive no clue
"georgia"
Me: *Ah, i see your a rock legend of culture, dont you?*
you mean country?
@@jackwhite4738 what?
did you have a stroke writing that
When I saw California initially I thought “okay that’s pretty racist” and then you placed the rail and I got the joke and lost my mind
@@CapitalLuke it’s explained in the description, as well as all the other states. I didn’t actually know exactly what it was referring to, but I got the concept.
@@CapitalLuke railroad companies using chinese immigrants for cheap manual labor
@@sethstoll8525 but that was back in the 1800s how is that relevant now?
@@oregonrailfan7046 it isn't but it's still apart of California's history.
Damn you just described my throughts
Actually, California should be more like: high taxes, fire, raids, villagers panicking, and the ground shaking
I’ll drink to that
no
Should’ve just been the nether
In a beach biome
and lots of villagers on without homes
Connecticut: Does it even exist?
As a Connecticuter, can confirm we don't exist.
Fact
Yes
Connecticut is boring as hell I wish I didn't live there
@@lettucedealer it isn’t boring and I like it because I wouldn’t want to live In a big city
@@Sammmm11111 you must be from bridgeport or something
Illinois being "corrupted" is good but I'm a little disappointed that it isn't just a superflat world.
as a person born in california: it is true that our history is full of enslaved ender dragons
California should have just been a village in the mountains where everything is on fire.
@@JosephMFaulkner
As someone who lives in California, oof-
@@JosephMFaulkner as someone who lives in California, you have spoken nothing but the truth good sir
Everyone says Wyoming doesn't exist, while I'm over here surprised to remember that there's a state called "Iowa".
I mean I would be surprised if you DO remember us you know the sentient evolved corn
I think it's a reference to a Minecraft youtuber's joke
@@toothpasteman3400 Iowa,great album
The battleship still floating is the only thing giving it recognition
I’m and Iowan and I want you to know jay we supply the most important thing. Corn
I can confirm that Idaho is correct, it rains potatoes all day and night.
Guess I'm moving to Idaho
> the soviet union wants to know your location
The Irish want to know your location.
From an idahoan.
USSR, Ireland, Idaho combined make The Great Potatoain Empire
As someone who lives in Idaho, I can say potatoes do indeed float around like gods
new jersey being all toll booths is the most accurate thing here
As someone who goes there every year, can confirm.
Eh you could’ve made it a bunch of farms and that would also be very accurate
@@johndavid360 no thats only a small part of the state i live there you can trust me i know my state :)
Delaware
it needs to be more accurate...
it needs 50 billion jug handles because no turning left in jersey
and also another 500 billion exits for transportation
Delaware: *isnt in the video*
Me, a Delawarean: That's not abnormal, that's just Tuesday.
On a Tuesday you are all transported to nonexistence
@@DrUnfunny I think you mean Wyoming
Delaware doesn't exist
He could’ve made a wawa and that would’ve summed it up pretty nicely
We don't exist anymore
Me: Sees washington
Everyone in WA (including me): The rain, oh sorry, I meant the *pain* never stops!
As an Arkansan, I can confirm that finding daimons in the backyard is a very common thing.
Illinois portrayal is accurate. Our government is horrible
heyo illinois gang
Stop voting democrat then
Illinois gang
@Matt VanOrden democrat bad
Illinois gang
As a New Yorker, I can confirm that there are literally people flying around with fireworks.
happens all the time in new york
I can also confirm this.
911
those darn flying hooligans, they stole my hamster once >:(
worse then pigeons
Also can confirm this
I love how Tennessee is just west virginia played on noteblocks
And then West Virginia right afterwards
@@joshuabarnett9183 Well actually it's Country roads. Probably because the man who made that song popular stole it from some guy in Tennessee and slapped West Virginia all over it
@@ezrahalstead4397 He most likely might have, TN is home to country stars.
Me, a member of the LDS church: *sees Utah
Also me: Nah we only do that on birthdays
LOL YEP
Glad to see someone else here is a mcjclds member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints haha I can’t say that everything
Every time
Here another member✌
This feels inaccurate. Michigan's water is just fine where I'm at.
Greenf-
lolololollllololol i live in michigan too, i agree
@The Robloxian Minecrafter
Mostly in flint
Its basically just flint
Eat your cereal
its just flint tho, so it doesnt effect the rest of us.
@@astrowyrm6871 well it actually affected Detroit because it's right next to it
Lol as a Michigander I didn’t know what you would do. Ofc you would target Flint 😂
Cool name
You ain't from Michigan if ain't done this befo
Either that or Detroit. I'm surprised they didn't go after Detroit.
Im also from Michigan and i was laughing tho Flint has gotten better
@@randomanimations2143 thank you :)
I can only guess that that my state, Minnesota will involve a black person.
Edit: I was correct.
Took me a while to get it, and then it hit me
I’m also from Minnesota, and I was wondering about that
George Floyd, it's all we're known for apparently. Truly sad, I love this state.
I had to watch it a few times to understand. It’s pretty sad that that’s the first thing people think of when it comes to MN
@@that_one_spectre our state has always been a pretty calm and nice state before that
As a Kansan I can confirm that we all live in an abandoned farm in the middle of nowhere.
Same
Every other state: * chaos *
Colorado and Pennsylvania: mountains and Amish
Colorado has Mormons not the Amish
@Dyslexic Lives Mattress
Colorado has Mountains, Pennsylvania has Amish
@@12x2is24 Pennsylvania has mountains too and a lot of hills which are really just baby mountains.
I live in Colorado and there are indeed mountains
@@12x2is24 Well actually the state with the highest number of Amish is Ohio! Just an interesting fact
1:30 Technoblade's dream when sleeping.
Lol
Lmaooo
george
Techboblade's "dream"
@@DARK-lw9sp Good one
Nobody
New Jersey: *EZ PASS NOT RECOGNIZED. 15 YEAR PRISON SENTENCE*
i always see the ez pog pass when i go on long trips
Vape cat vape cat vape cat
@@biteslip2228 you're not a pokemon
nice pfp
As someone from NJ i agree with this.
As a Tennesseean, I can confirm that all conflicts are settled with music
As for a non-american, 70% of this makes literally no sense, which makes it even funnier.
@the hevy bruh
america generally doesnt make much sense lmao
@the hevy no one cares that you don’t care.
As an American 90% of this literally makes no sense, I didn’t even understand my state (Texas) lol
Finally, I found a relatable comment.
Excluding yours everyone talks about how their state has been accurately rapresented.
Cali isn’t accurate enough, everything needs to be on fire
As an Oklahoman, I can confirm that we are constantly living in a tornado. At this point we're just used to it.
bruh and the fact that the player was literally just watching it is SO oklahoman
ruclips.net/video/tSBUNxo-HU0/видео.html
I'm Oklahoman as well and it's so relatable
yeah, it took my bike a few weeks back so now I'm walking to school :/
Update: Guys I'm in OKC
I don't live in OKC
As a civilian of Washington, I can confirm that it rains almost all the time, and when it’s not raining it’s snowing in winter.
as a midget texan, can confirm, everything is absolutely massive here.
I thought the joke is allowed to carry your weapons around Texas freely lol
Girls: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*TEXAS SIZE*
As a normal sized Texan I can confirm everything is massive to me as well
@@RioluAuraSphere you pretty much can, even swords are allowed to be openly carried around aslong as a rope losely ties it ti the sheath. One thing i plan on doing.
South Carolina is inaccurate,
there would’ve been a confederate flag on that tea machine
The Ad Archive nah that’s Kentucky we just have shit tons of weed but no one acknowledges it
@@someadandlogochannel no, it's a joke about southerners and sweet tea. I should know, I'm from South Carolina.
My state is going to be one of the closest things to the confederate flag after Mississippi changes it's flag
Yeah I sadly have to agree with you
@@しゆりきゆしりすゆす Georgia?
As a Marylander, I can confirm that Crab Rave is playing everywhere 100% of the time
Then with all the crab logos on shirts, mugs, and the Maryland crab flag. We the crab rave people
I can confirm that.
Old Bay-seasoned crabs for life!
Yes I can confirm too
@DoodlWrym ya
As a Missourian, I can confirm that speed and PCP represent a significant portion of my body weight on a daily basis.
I just realized the Enderman in the Minnesota one was George Floyd and the Iron Golem was the police💀💀
I was expecting the snow biome or something like that. Not something that dark 💀
Lmaooo ohh
Uhhhhh okay
i was looking for this comment😳
Um 😐
1:33 as someone who lives in New Mexico, I can 100% say that this is a normal sight.
As a fellow new mexican, i conoletely agree.
Can you explain
@@arturo4362 obviously you have never seen an alien before.
@@arturo4362 Roswell aliens and shit
@@arturo4362 New Mexico is a desert, literally
Rhode Islander here: I can confirm we have a foot of space here.
As a connecticuter:
As An Australian : Why you complaining
as a rhode islander i didnt expect to see another rhode islander here, but yeah foot of space sounds about right.
As a person who lives in the West, I am honestly shook by how tiny your state is ;v;
"washington- rains alot"
Me who lives in The Desert part of washington: ...It rains?
Same
Washington: The Evergreen State
Eastern Washington: Am I a joke to you?
hi fellow washington person
I honestly didn't know Washington had a desert
I wonder what this looks like from the eyes of a New York native