CANCEL METROID FEDERATION FORCE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! - Mega64

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • OUR ORGANIZATION IS CALLING FOR NINTENDO TO DO THE HONORABLE ACTION OF CANCELING THIS MOCKERY OF A METROID TITLE AND FIRING EVERYBODY INVOLVED. HOWEVER EVEN THIS IS NOT ENOUGH AND WE WILL STRIKE DOWN ANYONE IN CONNECTION TO THIS HEINOUS ACT OF DIGITAL BLASPHEMY
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Комментарии • 1,4 тыс.

  • @MasterPibb
    @MasterPibb 9 лет назад +226

    hahaha! YES! I knew Mega64 would make fun of these people!

    • @devman353
      @devman353 9 лет назад +1

      MasterPibb Who are they making fun of?

    • @HotlineWeaboo
      @HotlineWeaboo 9 лет назад +70

      Dr.Amnesia The idiots that started signing petitions because the new metroid game doesn't suit their wants and needs
      complete and utter cunts.

    • @MasterPibb
      @MasterPibb 9 лет назад +56

      the giant babies that petitioned for the cancellation of the new 3DS Metroid game

    • @Charziken909
      @Charziken909 9 лет назад +8

      Dr.Amnesia the people that are trying to get the game cancelled

    • @vikingdeath1
      @vikingdeath1 9 лет назад +17

      Dr.Amnesia The people who went BATSHIT CRAZY over the announcement of Federation Force.

  • @packmentalitymedia
    @packmentalitymedia 9 лет назад +382

    Just so you folks who signed that petition know...
    They're making fun of you.

    • @tendernuggetz6896
      @tendernuggetz6896 9 лет назад +95

      Pack Mentality Media Can't believe some of those people think this video is supporting their cause. I guess satire isn't something everyone understands.

    • @packmentalitymedia
      @packmentalitymedia 9 лет назад +37

      T-Nuggz You should have seen the horrendous backlash their Todd and Aaron videos receive. It's bizarre.

    • @iquestioneverything3426
      @iquestioneverything3426 9 лет назад +5

      Im not against nor wants the game but i think everyone is overreacting with this game

    • @iquestioneverything3426
      @iquestioneverything3426 9 лет назад

      How did you this is satire

    • @GeorgeTheRapper2
      @GeorgeTheRapper2 9 лет назад +12

      Pack Mentality Media I signed the petition, I couldn't give shit a less whether Nintendo cancels it or not, I just wanted Nintendo to know that I didn't want that game.

  • @587DeathKing
    @587DeathKing 9 лет назад +181

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, with the announcement of this game people acted as if Nintendo killed their child and tossed the corpse at their feet

    • @bubblemaximus6500
      @bubblemaximus6500 9 лет назад +32

      KelvinBelmont m-muh 5 years though. And F-Zero fans continue to cry unheard.

    • @Krukmeister
      @Krukmeister 9 лет назад +17

      KelvinBelmont Not being happy with the game, that's understandable. But yeah... jimmies were rustled.

    • @Charziken909
      @Charziken909 9 лет назад +9

      I think people are more disappointed in the direction Nintendo is taking the metroid series.

    • @Krukmeister
      @Krukmeister 9 лет назад +13

      Charziken909 By what, one game and a spin-off?

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 9 лет назад +26

      DasBootleg One game that failed, and then 5 years later a spinoff with no mention of a new game for people to have hope in. Plus nintendo didnt even mention its 25th anniversary but zelda got a symphony orchestra.

  • @themoderndayminstrel
    @themoderndayminstrel 9 лет назад +447

    ISIS this satire?

  • @StevilDead
    @StevilDead 4 года назад +32

    The Divergent shirt is like fine wine, gets even better as the years go by 👍

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 9 лет назад +107

    Is that a fucking Divergent shirt?

    • @wizardgeno
      @wizardgeno 9 лет назад +41

      J Wizard Phoenix Divergent is better than Other M, so I don't think he's breaking the rules.

    • @OysterWallace
      @OysterWallace 9 лет назад +17

      J Wizard Phoenix that only made it funnier

    • @JohnPablob
      @JohnPablob 9 лет назад

      J Wizard Phoenix What makes you say that

    • @TheKrigeron
      @TheKrigeron 9 лет назад

      I am not unerstanding the subtext there.

  • @YourPrinceStolas
    @YourPrinceStolas 9 лет назад +130

    Im just waiting for the "Please stop making fun of us" petition

    • @AguFungus
      @AguFungus 9 лет назад +38

      Twily Sparks There's the "stop the petition" petition, which is ironically, more babyish.

    • @hiddenflare6169
      @hiddenflare6169 9 лет назад +14

      Agu Fungus I'm waiting for the "get rid of the petition website" Petition. XD

    • @narcspector
      @narcspector 4 года назад

      I know I'm four years late but what the fuck are you three on about

    • @YourPrinceStolas
      @YourPrinceStolas 4 года назад

      @@narcspector I dont remember, but I wish we were back in 2015

    • @HYDEinallcaps
      @HYDEinallcaps 4 года назад

      @@narcspector Basically, Nintendrones raised a stink over people disliking Federation Force, did everything they could to spam against said dislike, and I can only assume they shot themselves out of humiliation once the game released and it was universally panned.

  • @daneofurexistence
    @daneofurexistence 9 лет назад +117

    Kylie Minogue seems different nowadays.

    • @D4rdar
      @D4rdar 9 лет назад +4

      Women get more facial hair as they get older, it's probably that

    • @Lexyvil
      @Lexyvil 9 лет назад +2

      Dane Tucker Awesome profile picture~

    • @daneofurexistence
      @daneofurexistence 9 лет назад

      Lexyvil
      Thanks! : D

    • @daneofurexistence
      @daneofurexistence 9 лет назад

      TheBlarggle
      Hell yeah

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 9 лет назад

      Now she reminds me of Raj from Big Bang Theory

  • @ZachiswakYT
    @ZachiswakYT 9 лет назад +218

    lol a petition to cancel a game. i mean, couldnt you just, i dont know, not buy it?

    • @Lexyvil
      @Lexyvil 9 лет назад +18

      Zachiswak I wish it was that easy, but it's unfortunate to wait 10 years for a new Metroid game only to find out that the new "Metroid" game doesn't look like a "Metroid" game with the "Metroid" title slapped onto it, you know?
      So of course I'm a little disappointed. And also this particular one is made by a company that works second-party for Nintendo, unlike previous Metroid installments.

    • @wafflecone6968
      @wafflecone6968 9 лет назад +2

      Lexyvil as the 30th anniversary

    • @ZachiswakYT
      @ZachiswakYT 9 лет назад +20

      Lexyvil the fact that its made by a separate team is better, because it doesn't take away from the development of Nintendo games.

    • @eddydeez
      @eddydeez 9 лет назад +27

      Lexyvil Then sign a petition saying you want that kind of metroid game made instead of joining the group temper tantrum.

    • @chromapon7845
      @chromapon7845 9 лет назад +23

      Lexyvil I understand that people are upset, but Metroid fans needs to understand that there are people that actually want this game, no matter how unbelievable it might sound. They deserve the right to play this game, and not only is the petition childish, but it's also taking that right away from them. That isn't right.

  • @arkmainable
    @arkmainable 9 лет назад +29

    The entitlement from metroid fans was absolutely amazing to behold. Never have i seen a fanbase so spoiled that they think Nintendo should cater to them and them alone.

    • @arkmainable
      @arkmainable 9 лет назад +1

      Have any of them actually tried to have that game canceled like half a day after a 3 min e3 trailer dropped?

    • @Verkili
      @Verkili 9 лет назад

      Missile Lawnchair The closest I can think of is when a Bioware fan went nuts after the ME3 ending and filed a complaint with the FCC to have them shut down Bioware for false advertising.

    • @arkmainable
      @arkmainable 9 лет назад

      Verkili
      The only other thing i can think of is when they made a petition to have anita fired from mirror's edge 2, but that's not really a fan thing.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 7 лет назад +1

      They're called Mario Pokemon and Zelda fans.
      You colossal turd.

  • @inuyashaspet
    @inuyashaspet 9 лет назад +64

    JABBA'S BACK FROM THE DEAD?!

  • @shragenz
    @shragenz 9 лет назад +61

    Hopefully once Federation Force is cancelled we can get the game we asked for:
    Another M

    • @brianmegaman
      @brianmegaman Год назад

      sorry to disappoint you but Metroid federation force got released and so did another metroid game metroid samus returns.

  • @bhargavnelapolu8193
    @bhargavnelapolu8193 2 года назад +5

    There was a kid at my school who wanted to commit an act of terror because of pokemon sword and shield.

    • @blurredlines2287
      @blurredlines2287 Год назад +3

      LOL

    • @PumpkabooTrainerLiam
      @PumpkabooTrainerLiam 8 дней назад +1

      Considering the Dexit movement happened, I can believe that. And both the movement, and what your friend did was just... 😓

  • @whailman
    @whailman 9 лет назад +331

    I know this is parody, but c'mon:
    Metroid: Other M was the WORST.

    • @Link9164
      @Link9164 9 лет назад +54

      ***** Biggest issue with other m was the story.

    • @Motherdragon64
      @Motherdragon64 9 лет назад +6

      Mitch Gosser Opinions m9

    • @Link9164
      @Link9164 9 лет назад +33

      ***** Also, to take a character we know, and write her as a completely different person.

    • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
      @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 9 лет назад +7

      Mitch Gosser I'm not a Metroid fan... Played it, seemed pretty okay.

    • @PIKMINROCK1
      @PIKMINROCK1 9 лет назад +10

      Mitch Gosser Nah, Metroid II is the worst. Pretty much impossible to play today

  • @AllieRX
    @AllieRX 9 лет назад +38

    Is this the follow-up to the LOL & Order: SUV episode?

    • @ConfusionPlus2
      @ConfusionPlus2 9 лет назад +24

      Allie-RX They leveled up.

    • @jordana.9091
      @jordana.9091 9 лет назад +2

      Did they get their emmy's yet?

    • @chimchar545
      @chimchar545 9 лет назад +3

      Allie-RX Law and Order SUV 4-Wheeled Vheicle

    • @TehAJ34
      @TehAJ34 9 лет назад +7

      I read on Kotaku that this is better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World Expansion Pack.

    • @Sorutoku
      @Sorutoku 9 лет назад +5

      Allie-RX Go home gaymur gurl!!!!

  • @WailordLvX
    @WailordLvX 6 лет назад +9

    I love how he states his full name and shows his face before putting the mask on

  • @Hylian1seven
    @Hylian1seven 9 лет назад +30

    Mega64: Making insensitive jokes classy and hilarious since 2004.

  • @Joshuao
    @Joshuao 9 лет назад +11

    Hahahah, YES! Knew MEGA64 would show those feminists who's boss, BTFO!!!

    • @redhotbbqfries4L
      @redhotbbqfries4L 9 лет назад +4

      JoshuaO95 LOL

    • @Curtis006
      @Curtis006 9 лет назад +1

      JoshuaO95 Don't let your memes be just dreams :-)

  • @lb8365
    @lb8365 3 года назад +7

    Don't worry. You got a remake of Metroid 2 in 2017, with the announcement of Prime 4 the same year, and Metroid Dread in 2021.

  • @abstraction6212
    @abstraction6212 3 года назад +5

    So how yall feel about Metroid Dread?

    • @lb8365
      @lb8365 3 года назад +2

      Beautiful

  • @zzzzoot
    @zzzzoot 9 лет назад +11

    Other M fan got what he deserved. Continue doing God's work.

  • @WhiffyPlush
    @WhiffyPlush 9 лет назад +11

    Meanwhile, nobody's trying to stop Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice from being release.

  • @DeathDrager
    @DeathDrager 4 года назад +4

    you exactly know which one is shawn by his bad posture

  • @itsthatbrownguy
    @itsthatbrownguy 9 лет назад +12

    "Email me once you did that
    heh.....bye" That bit got me good.

  • @Suntro
    @Suntro 8 лет назад +4

    This should have happened when Other M was released.

  • @rokuvaan
    @rokuvaan 2 года назад +6

    I see Nintendo finally gave in to this videos demand(with Metroid Dread), even 6+ years had passed, they gave in lol

  • @electricmastro
    @electricmastro 9 лет назад +3

    Incorrect: The last Metroid game to come out was Super Smash Bros. Wii U. 2/10. Try better next time.

  • @jamesdigennaro6705
    @jamesdigennaro6705 3 года назад +3

    This aged like milk thanks to Metroid Dread

  • @GameBrainShow
    @GameBrainShow 9 лет назад +50

    Real Talk: It doesn't even look that bad of a game, I mean its nothing special but still. Everyone's just pissed that it's not a main series Metroid Prime, and looks like it will be another blemish on the Prime series. The petitions should be asking Nintendo to make it an original IP, or just call it part of the 'mii' series or something.
    Less Real Talk: nice video, I enjoyed it.

    • @Ichigo111293
      @Ichigo111293 9 лет назад +5

      Nick B It takes place in the Metroid Prime universe and the story revolves around the Galactic Federation. Last time I checked, the Federation was part of the Metroid series....
      The game is a canon spinoff meant to expand on Metroid Prime's lore and will help give the players more context when the next main Prime game comes out. Tanabe said it himself.

    • @GameBrainShow
      @GameBrainShow 9 лет назад

      ***** Good point, but isn't it the fact that it is a spin off rather than main series title what's pissing people off? Also: I shall edit my original comment to take into account your point, thanks

    • @CommanderZaktan
      @CommanderZaktan 9 лет назад

      Nick B Plus Nintendo did say that the game will have a single player campaign featuring Samus. For now, I'm calling it Metroid Prime 3D, since Federation Force is one of the multiplayer modes, including Blast Ball aka the Metroid version of Mario Strikers since Next Level Games is developing it.

    • @meteordmsyu6298
      @meteordmsyu6298 9 лет назад +4

      Nick B It looks awful, especially judging from the gameplay at the Treehouse. It just looks like taking the Metroid name and slapping it on the game for what they expected to be guaranteed sales.
      I don't expect them to cancel it, but yeah it would be far better if it was disconnected from Metroid as a whole.

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 9 лет назад

      CommanderZaktan Not featuring samus, just that she will "appear", which could be an easter egg.

  • @MacD_95
    @MacD_95 9 лет назад +17

    I think some people have missed the point of this, It's fine if you think the game is shit everyone is entitled to an opinion. But when you start online petitions to cancel/change them game you become the biggest man child on earth. To be honest anyone who signed the petition should be embarrassed and should be reconsidering their priorities.

    • @jacobfoxall5633
      @jacobfoxall5633 7 лет назад

      I like Metroid and all I have to say I wish people would stop hating one of my favorite series so hard like this. I never played federation force, and I should be one of the ones to keep their mouths shut until I play it before explaining why I like some of this or not at all in that.

    • @MadSociety-uy6zg
      @MadSociety-uy6zg 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfao metroid prime federation force is a baby game one of the worst metroid game since other m lol.

    • @Taoro3.0
      @Taoro3.0 3 года назад

      @@MadSociety-uy6zg ok i know this comment have 2 years now but you have the same opinion until this day?

  • @BladeBlur
    @BladeBlur 9 лет назад +7

    But Prime 3 came out in 2007!
    *Shot!

  • @TechnoSyndro
    @TechnoSyndro 9 лет назад +4

    The funniest joke in this video was the idea of someone thinking Other M was pretty good

  • @Masamune_Shadow
    @Masamune_Shadow 9 лет назад +6

    I think it's amazing that you guys have the freedom to get contracts from Nintendo to do videos for them, but are still free to do your own stuff even if it may shine a negative light on them or their fanbase.

  • @HUGO-ZORF
    @HUGO-ZORF 7 лет назад +5

    Good thing Metroid Prime 4 is confirmed!

  • @aramugraciano3972
    @aramugraciano3972 9 лет назад +5

    This is the same people who wanted Ganondorf to be a villain again for Twilight Princess, that complained on Luigi's Mansion, that complained on Mario Sunshine for not being Mario 64, Windwaker for not being Ocarina of Time, that complained on Other M for not being Metroid Prime and, of course, that attack the Wii U without even played its games.
    People that can't accept something new and don't even play the game nor have a deeper look at its gameplay before judging. Those people have existed since the beginning of games.

    • @ancientapparition1638
      @ancientapparition1638 6 лет назад

      Ganondorf was the villain in Twilight Princess.

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 лет назад

      @@ancientapparition1638 I guess Zant was made more prevalent in advertising at that time.

  • @Dennisjay9
    @Dennisjay9 9 лет назад +23

    "Hey fuck all the months maybe even years you guys spent working on that game. Before I even try it I say fuck your game and everyone who worked on it. I demand Nintendo take a loss on the development of this game and fire everyone who worked on it" - Every man child who signed that petition

  • @aoximus
    @aoximus 5 лет назад +5

    2:52 You know they're the best if they use a Parasite Eve tune as BGM.

  • @GrOOvedelta93
    @GrOOvedelta93 9 лет назад +14

    "Metroid Other M came out 5 years ago, that was pretty good"
    Lmao

  • @adam145
    @adam145 9 лет назад +6

    You could always capture all of the Federation Force developers and force them to play the Order 1886 - it will be more painful than a millenia inside Sarlacc's digestion system.

  • @HelmedHorror666
    @HelmedHorror666 9 лет назад +29

    I thought mega64 was supposed to be satire and parody

  • @GVGINU
    @GVGINU 9 лет назад +12

    This video...it's amazing. XD

  • @El_Andru
    @El_Andru 7 лет назад +10

    Why Mega 64 does not have AT LEAST a million subs?

    • @OhShitSeriously
      @OhShitSeriously 7 лет назад +1

      Because they're garbage people who make garbage videos for garbage people.

    • @Indigo000
      @Indigo000 7 лет назад +1

      Killjoy.

  • @thetwinsareawesome
    @thetwinsareawesome 8 лет назад +7

    These "fans" are focusing way too much on "how it's supposed to be" rather than "am I having fun?".
    Are they being opposed to the NEW and DIFFERENT?!?! It's like eating pizza and only pizza for the rest your life and you can't try anything else because it's "not pizza" Imagine that and tell me how you'd feel.
    ...
    That's what I thought!
    And on that note, I believe that this game has potential to become a great Metroid spin-off! Besides, who doesn't want to explore the depths "linear or non-linear" with your FRIENDS?

    • @scissorman44
      @scissorman44 8 лет назад +1

      People that liked the series for it's specific appeal? Seriously, your analogy on Pizza is bullshit. That's why people play different series. If you want Pizza, why would you accept macaroni randomly? You have macaroni to eat at other times! Same with games! You want a multiplayer game? You sure as hell have other multiplayer experiences to go to.
      That being said, the game doesn't look THAt bad now that we have full access to it.

    • @billcipher3180
      @billcipher3180 7 лет назад

      ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @clickycal
    @clickycal 9 лет назад +36

    I know the whole thing is a joke skit, but demographic 8-10 years old? A series about a girl who's parents were murdered in front of her face along with her whole planet and stories in the series dealing with extinct planets and ancient alien races?

    • @HiddenSpaces23154
      @HiddenSpaces23154 9 лет назад +19

      Ridley the pirate Have you seen the trailer? or the gameplay it definitely is atleast trying to go for a younger audience

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 9 лет назад +4

      mutebrony I have seen the trailer and gameplay 100 times. That's the problem, metroid is one of the few nintendo series left that is meant to be a very serious and mature one. Mario and pokemon and zelda are already enough for kids,

    • @GrimmShadow
      @GrimmShadow 9 лет назад +28

      Ridley the pirate THIS game is for 8-10 year olds. Not the old space pirate slaughtering, T rated ones.

    • @HiddenSpaces23154
      @HiddenSpaces23154 9 лет назад +6

      Ridley the pirate
      I know, why would they need to make all there series target that audience? Why can't Nintendo have a mature series? It's frustrating as heck.

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 9 лет назад +9

      Creepy Deviant 8-10 year olds arent going to get this. They will play halo, cod, team foretress, etc. They arent going to get some cheap looking handheld chibi "metroid' game.

  • @bureidokaiza2829
    @bureidokaiza2829 9 лет назад +5

    I lost it at the part when the jihadist music started playing

  • @JC21
    @JC21 4 года назад +2

    Real talk tho, where'd they get all that sick Metroid Prime environment art

  • @JoeDissolv0
    @JoeDissolv0 9 лет назад +5

    ID LET THAT ASSASSIN KILL THE HELL OUT OF ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT i mean.

    • @JoeDissolv0
      @JoeDissolv0 9 лет назад

      Suicidely in love.

    • @hbudiman14
      @hbudiman14 9 лет назад

      Count me in.

    • @JoeDissolv0
      @JoeDissolv0 9 лет назад

      ***** makes perfect sense. Apparently youve never been in love.

    • @JoeDissolv0
      @JoeDissolv0 9 лет назад

      ***** you're isane, and probably a virgin.

  • @brianmegaman
    @brianmegaman 6 месяцев назад +2

    Metroid the other m tell a great story about Samus geting over her grief of loseing her planet and getting over her grief of losing the baby metroid.

  • @MattyD209
    @MattyD209 9 лет назад +5

    What's with Nintendo taking all of its classic games and making the graphics shitty? First Zelda, now this? Stop with this stupid ass cartoon theme. All it's doing is pissing off your fans.

    • @MattyD209
      @MattyD209 9 лет назад

      Rad Dudesman
      Not really. Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and especially Twilight Princess were not all cell shaded. Ocarina of Time looked better than Wind Waker...

    • @MattyD209
      @MattyD209 9 лет назад

      I think I can get where you are coming from. I don't know much about the different types of art styles as that is not my major or anywhere near my field of study. It's just that from my perspective and in my opinion it seems to me that OoT, MM and Twilight Princess all had a more realistic and serious feel to how they looked.
      But I can still see where you mention it coming from anime when it comes to the other characters.

    • @xxgandalfthe420mlgmasterxx2
      @xxgandalfthe420mlgmasterxx2 9 лет назад

      AnAngryBlack lol graphics dont mean shit dude
      nintendo have NEVER had "gud graphhiks" they always have their shit stylised
      this metroid game? it's in next levels style
      it's not fair to judge a game based on its graphics
      this is exactly like what happened with wind waker

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 9 лет назад

      AnAngryBlack Are you seriously bitching about the Wind Waker art style? Dude, literally everyone else has gotten past that years ago.

    • @MattyD209
      @MattyD209 9 лет назад

      Dustin Rausch
      Are you seriously bitching about a one month old RUclips conversation? Dude, literally everyone else has gotten past this a month ago.

  • @AidanRickard
    @AidanRickard 9 лет назад +2

    Yeah the petition is dumb but a few fans acting dumb still doesn't excuse this game. There's no defending this game, it's simply not a Metroid game and hopefully It'll just sell terribly, which will show Nintendo that we didn't want it. The petition won't do shit.

  • @weegeester006
    @weegeester006 9 лет назад +3

    Other M is a great game and I'm excited for Federation Force... *runs away*

    • @brobunni
      @brobunni 2 года назад

      *loads up arm cannon*

  • @vanilla8956
    @vanilla8956 8 лет назад +4

    I have never laughed so hard from a RUclips video before 1:04

  • @ihatevoyager
    @ihatevoyager 9 лет назад +3

    or just vote with your wallet and dont buy shit games.

  • @bubblemaximus6500
    @bubblemaximus6500 9 лет назад +2

    Fuck yes. Mega64 always calling out the right people. They're the true voice of gaming. Number 1 Gaming Podcast irl

  • @SuperfluousMoniker
    @SuperfluousMoniker 9 лет назад +7

    This game basically has the same problem as DmC... The game itself might not be terrible but by giving it the name of a beloved series which has been left to rot for a while, the comparison is inescapable. Should have just been a new IP.

    • @killerdls
      @killerdls 9 лет назад

      SuperfluousMoniker I think if DmC was named something different DMC fans would be more acceptive of it but reboots sell better then new ips I guess.

    • @xxgandalfthe420mlgmasterxx2
      @xxgandalfthe420mlgmasterxx2 9 лет назад +1

      SuperfluousMoniker yeah its just like DmC
      the fans are whiny butthurt cunts who can't accept the protagonist(s) being slightly different
      "oh no dante has white hair im gonna bitch about it"
      "oh no samus, the character with no personality, isn't in my spinoff metroid game designed to broaden the federation? better sign a petition to get it cancelled that wont do shit!"

    • @billcipher3180
      @billcipher3180 7 лет назад

      see now someones talking like a sane person

  • @Rych3rInLyf3
    @Rych3rInLyf3 9 лет назад +2

    The initial hypocrisy is whats polarizing. The game debuted at the Nintendo World Championships as Blast Ball. Immediately, comments were flooding in the chatrooms how awesome it looked and how it resembled a Metroid based Soccer game. People were excited. Then the trailer comes out, and it was a complete 180. Do Metroid fans even know what they want anymore?

  • @Plaguesworth
    @Plaguesworth 9 лет назад +3

    I think Andrew from Project Windwhistler is behind this.

  • @Thrownblock
    @Thrownblock 9 лет назад +4

    I think the problem with most of the torture ideas you hear from people or see in media, is that they're just not very well planned.
    Law-Abiding Citizen is one of the very few circumstances you see where the torture was really given some thought. He brought medical supplies, he kept the guy alive and aware for as long as he possibly could. Factoring in medical supplies makes torture ideas much much worse.
    Half the torture ideas you see are going to be lethal within a few days or less! And they focus so heavily on physical pain.
    So for example:
    1) Deprive them of sleep. This doesn't hurt, but it warps their minds, gets them delirious, makes them lose track of time and how long they've been suffering. They'll be held in a padded cell with no windows. It's not completely dark...not all the time. There will be enough light to just barely see where they are most of the time, but the lights will alternate to blindingly brilliant, and pitch blackness at random, and for random durations. The temperature in the room will vary as well, from uncomfortably cold to uncomfortably hot. Various sounds will play behind the walls at random intervals. A truck passing by, a helicopter overhead, animals outside, a woman sobbing, children playing, a man screaming. But no words.
    2) Deprive them of human contact. In time, they'll long for contact even from the torturer. But the torturer will wear a featureless mask, to avoid giving them the sense that they're seeing a human face. Plus no words will be spoken. No human voices. The victim will only receive small scraps of paper with typed sentences printed on it. These scraps of paper will only describe, in vague terms, future methods of torture, so that the victim will have to wonder about the specifics of what will happen. They will read them at first, later they'll resent them and crumple them up and toss them away....but their curiousity will eat at them, making them want to read the note and find out what's happening.
    3) Give them hope. Tell them in vague terms that they're getting closer to the end. String that out as long as possible, when it looks like they've lost hope, give them a finite deadline. (It's not like they have a calendar or a clock in there, you can stretch this for a good long while, if they scratch the wall to track time, alter their scratches). On very rare occassions, a note will tell them that they've done well in their last session and it'll be accompaneid with a good meal. No tricks, it's just good food for them to enjoy. The torture can't just be relentless, it needs to be properly paced so that subsequent torture can have proper contrast to the relatively good times. If it ever looks like they've fully resigned to their fate, inspire them. Make them struggle, don't let them just withdraw inside themselves. There needs to be something left to crush.
    4) Keep them healthy for as long as possible, feed them everything they need, supply ample water. If they try to starve themselves, they'll be given IV drips and tube-feedings. Again, all done without communication. They'll even be hosed down to keep them from getting infection from accumulated grime.
    See, at this point, I haven't even talked about hurting them. It's a pretty horrible experience before even doing any explicit torture. I'm guessing Gitmo already covered a bunch of this stuff? You can do some pretty appalling stuff to people without even doing direct harm.
    5) Finally, inflict more than just physical pain. Do as little lasting physical damage as possible. Start small, little paper cuts. Blindfold them so they can't anticipate where they'll be hurt. Jolt them with electricity. On rare occassions you do something more damaging, show them a mirror, then cauterize skin in visible places, to gradually take away the hope that they'll ever be able to walk amongst regular society without looking like a freak, and most importantly being careful not to let them get infection or shock. The degree of pain is less important than just being creative and unexpected. Once you do permanent damage, it's done, and you're forever cut off from inflicting any more damage to that area. You can't just take off the hands and feet, they'll develop sores so quickly from crawling that they'll die, and you won't be able to do any further harm to the hands and feet.
    You also don't want to just continually ramp the torture, that's predictable. You need to stay unpredictable, one day it's a glowing brand pressed on the skin, and 3 days later...just a slap in the face. If they can work themselves up to prepare for debilitating mind-numbing pain...and find that it's not so bad, once again, you give them hope that the next torture session will be a light one. This helps make it so much worse when their hopes are dashed.
    You could use drugs for more than medical treatment. Give them lots of psychoactives, creating bad hallucinogenic trips, and abuse them in the middle of their hallucinations to make them seem even more real. Have them hallucinate in total darkness. Use the drugs to extend their perception of time.
    Play on their morals. Introduce another prisoner, perhaps through a CCTV video feed of another cell, the other prisoner will be gagged and with a hood over their head of course. Tell them that if they scream during this next round of torture, it'll immediately stop, and the other prisoner will suffer the same torture in their place. This way you can introduce moral shame to the prisoner, again, we're looking for more than simple physical pain. After they're returned to their cell, allow them to hear screaming (it doesn't have to be real, it just needs to be convincing). Tell them they have a chance to try again next time, just tell them "If you can bear this next round well enough, we won't torture the other". Notice how the definition of success is left purposefully vague? It's because the prisoner is going to go through the full round, and then he'll be informed in his cell that he had failed again. It helps if you know the prisoner well enough to develop a list of people they care about. You can tell them either before or after that the person under the hood was one of these people (You can just use an actor it doesn't matter, the hood makes it easy to lie here).
    Give them a chance before the next round of torture to explain why they shouldn't be tortured. This provides an opportunity to beg. Sometimes they'll take it, sometimes they won't. On rare occassions, spare them, let them think that their pleading actually made a difference. It's all just there to give them an opportunity to debase themselves and try to erode self-esteem as they beg. Offer to let them avoid a torture session by doing something terrible to someone or something else. I'll let your imagination run wild with this one.

    • @KSwizzle
      @KSwizzle 9 лет назад

      Tl;dr pls thanks

    • @Scitzo987
      @Scitzo987 9 лет назад

      Thrownblock is this real

    • @RPS361
      @RPS361 9 лет назад

      Thrownblock Good job copy and pasting something from Reddit.

    • @Pinoynumber8
      @Pinoynumber8 9 лет назад

      Thrownblock tl;dr Me-gay69 fan so desperate to be witty that they'd copypasta something posted six hours ago on reddit.

  • @jeremysvideovault
    @jeremysvideovault 9 лет назад +4

    Mega64 does ISIS?

  • @ChipRobertsOfficial
    @ChipRobertsOfficial 9 лет назад +2

    This is actually the greatest thing I've ever seen. Not only did you guys do a PERFECT job of illustrating how we Metroid fans responded to the impact, but the satire, pacing, effects, lighting, and everything else was SPOT ON. Yes, we all understand it's a joke and none of us are offended by it (but seriously, they should still cancel the game because it's a third trimester abortion).

  • @noel_996
    @noel_996 8 лет назад +5

    How can I join?

  • @MrAuthor3DS
    @MrAuthor3DS 8 лет назад +2

    Petitions calling for cancellations. If that's not a surefire sign of petty fanbrats, then what is?

  • @ColdFinger
    @ColdFinger 9 лет назад +3

    reported for acts of terror

  • @kandemJV
    @kandemJV 9 лет назад +2

    They can release Federation Force if they want, but not under the name of Metroid.
    And Other M is actually a good game btw **run**

  • @nowais
    @nowais 9 лет назад +3

    Gaming is a hobby of peace! Behead those that disagree with gamers.

    • @jacobfoxall5633
      @jacobfoxall5633 7 лет назад +1

      thank you for explaining what it means for gaming.

  • @Videajames
    @Videajames 9 лет назад +3

    "I don't want this game so now NO ONE CAN HAVE THIS GAME!"

  • @XxRumble
    @XxRumble 9 лет назад +4

    Nailed it.
    And dayum, I really liked Other M. It was pretty awesome, actually.

  • @Triskitout
    @Triskitout 2 года назад +2

    snake attack

  • @Medli32
    @Medli32 9 лет назад +4

    I would believe, wholeheartedly, that any hardcore Metroid terrorist group would execute Other M lovers on the spot.

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 9 лет назад +4

    Nintendo has sentenced another one of their franchises to death. Bury it next to F-Zero and Super Mario Bros...

    • @MasterPibb
      @MasterPibb 9 лет назад +20

      ***** did you watch the video?

    • @Lordx718
      @Lordx718 9 лет назад +2

      ***** So, where did you get your Divergence shirt?

    • @mrpiggyjelly
      @mrpiggyjelly 9 лет назад

      ***** Since when is Super Mario Bros. dead?

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 9 лет назад

      mrpiggyjelly Since 2010.

    • @anasabou1904
      @anasabou1904 9 лет назад

      ***** doesn't this game actually prove nintendo's interest in the franchise unlike f'zero that is just forgotten

  • @winginitpodcast
    @winginitpodcast 9 лет назад +8

    This is awesome

    • @rshepherd80
      @rshepherd80 9 лет назад +3

      New subscription confirmed. Hilariousness confirmed. Strangeness confirmed. The Good Shepherd approves. Reshare in progress

  • @SlothenlyOptimist
    @SlothenlyOptimist 9 лет назад +3

    Why do you keep saying 8-10 year olds? The demographic for Metroid games is, you know, everyone. Says it right on the boxes, guys.
    Good video though.

  • @Raspse7en
    @Raspse7en 8 лет назад +3

    This has got to be one of the funniest vids I've ever seen!
    But seriously, people are blowing things out of proportion over a harmeless game. I can understand people wanting a new proper Metroid game after the disaster of Other M, and I can understand not liking FF when you actually got a justified reason, but come people, y'all can act better then this! My biggest gripe with many people who bash FF to no end is how irrational, unfair, and melodramatic they act around it. And making a online pettion to get the game canceled is beyond stupid and childish. That shows how a portion of Metroid fanbase has been reduced to a bunch of whiny bratty babies who throws a temper tantrum when they don't get what they want. And as a long time Metroid fan, seeing my fellow Metroid fan acting like a bunch of whining unreasonable fanbrats is embarrassing! Keep this up and the Metroid fanbase might in up like the Sonic fanbase.... (shudders)
    My advice, give FF a chance and judge it as it own game, because after all it is a spin-off Metroid games. If you don't like it, that's fine sense it might not be your cup of tea, but like I said above, have a justified reason to not liking the game instead of going off saying "THIS IS NOT MY METROID GAME! EVERYTHING WAS BETTER ON MY METROID GAME!".
    I Just wish people be more reasonable when it comes to this game without going into stereotypical butt-hurt fanboy mode. But then again, this is internet.

  • @wonphi
    @wonphi 9 лет назад +1

    I know this was suppose to be funny, and it is in some aspects, but using Terrorists to prove a point just doesn't seem right, especially for those who may be victimized by them, fought against them, or have left their countries as refugees because of them. Nor is it cool in any sense.
    But I agree, They should have done more justice to the Metroid franchise. Nintendo sure has been disappointing.

  • @Significantpower
    @Significantpower 8 лет назад +4

    Judging by the sales numbers, the threat at 2:23 wasn't a bluff lol.

  • @nealkenth9759
    @nealkenth9759 2 года назад +2

    Wish they made a new version of fusion in the way they made other M, that would've been much better and probably scary at times.

  • @Shadocat_Real
    @Shadocat_Real 3 года назад +3

    Space pirates training before federation force be like

  • @cheesebufer
    @cheesebufer 9 лет назад +2

    Metroid Prime isn't canon to the original Metroid series.

  • @kralle777
    @kralle777 9 лет назад +3

    This video really shows how extremely bad and demanding the people acted. They really throwed an extremely bad at the gaming scene in general and this was the first time I really felt a bit ashamed to be associated with it. Such behavior is unacceptable!

  • @ThingsDontAlways
    @ThingsDontAlways 9 лет назад +2

    Was that a Dogma refrence at the end? Nice....

  • @thepokekid01
    @thepokekid01 9 лет назад +7

    This is Gold... and pretty great turn around considering all this drama happened last week! No more 2 months later parody to drama for these guys!
    (The funniest thing about this drama is a few years ago, Metroid fans were crying because Nintendo cancelled Next Level's 2D metroid game... now that they have a 3D Metroid game that plays exactly like Metroid Prime from Next Level Games, they are upset because it is a spin-off... but more than that, upset by the art direction of this spin-off, even though that is probably to emphasize that it is a spin-off)

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 9 лет назад +5

      thepokekid01 Except it doesnt play exactly like metroid prime and doesnt at all have what made the prime games so great. Exploration, isolation, atmosphere, and a good subtle story. And The art direction part is just a non-point since there have been spinoffs before that keep the same art style, and chibi lego style doesnt go with metroid at all, a series about entire planets dying and going extinct.

    • @thepokekid01
      @thepokekid01 9 лет назад +5

      Ridley the pirate You mean every Metroid game needs to be in the same genre? The same experience? The game controls exactly like a Prime game.
      If that is the case, Metroid can never be a big franchise like Mario or Pokemon. This type of game allows them to do more. Now I have no clue what fans would have expected from a Next Level WiiU game, I imagine they are not the ones they pictured making the game for WiiU, so what's the problem?
      You aren't playing as Samus. This is the type of game to expand the universe, much like a Paper Mario or Mario Kart game would. It's overblown nonsense.

    • @clickycal
      @clickycal 9 лет назад +3

      thepokekid01 Are you seriously saying metroid cant innovate or change and then bringing up mario and pokemon as a comparison? Is that a joke?

    • @servetyldrm6986
      @servetyldrm6986 9 лет назад

      thepokekid01 Did you just said it controls exactly like a Prime game? You're ignorant. Prime games on Gamecube have a weird control scheme which I can certainly say doesn't look like it's in FF because it isn't suitable for fast-paced combat.

    • @thepokekid01
      @thepokekid01 9 лет назад +4

      Ridley the pirate No I'm not? I mean, maybe you should read that again before you try to quote me for giving a Spaghetti recipe or some other such nonsense.
      As from that response... I don't even know what you are talking about...
      I'm not even sure you understand the definition of "innovation" or "change". I mean really, at what part is not having a game that does things different trying to be Innovative with the Metroid property? (lol)
      For being a Non-point, you really make it sound like you are against any innovation or artistic changes (I mean, what? You asserted that because the Art of spin-offs haven't change in the past means it can't change in the future? What? lol), I don't even have the slightest of ideas of where you got that from me. To me, your attitude, let alone response, feels like a joke... like it plays into the joke of this video, lol.
      Sorry, I just really don't understand what you are trying to say. So again, tell me what it is that you don't like about this spin-off? How it is more than just being a spin-off or more specifically, the Art Direction that is the problem?

  • @thekenyonsquad5672
    @thekenyonsquad5672 8 лет назад +1

    this was the greatest over-exaggeration of a Metroid fan's reaction. admittedly, I was annoyed at first due to higher expectations, but I got over it once i realized that there are plenty of great Metroid games I could play for my Metroid fix, which makes this game harmless at worst.

  • @KawaiiPotatoDA
    @KawaiiPotatoDA 9 лет назад +3

    It really seemed as if they were making an unrelated game, but someone had the idea to slap "Metroid Prime" on the name.
    I've never played a Metroid game, so shut up.

  • @WilliamHungVEVO
    @WilliamHungVEVO 9 лет назад +2

    Is there a Shenmue 3 skit in the works?

  • @Johnnythat1dude
    @Johnnythat1dude 9 лет назад +3

    WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?

  • @professor_abee
    @professor_abee 9 лет назад +1

    holdupholdupholdupholdup... mega64... works with nintendo... so... if nintendo makes the metroid game people buy and make money... and then hire mega64 to make a... COLLUSION. SOME ONE CALL GAMERGATE

  • @ChozoRoldan
    @ChozoRoldan 9 лет назад +3

    As a Metroid fan, I respect this video. Good job, sirs

  • @AquaTwist_
    @AquaTwist_ 8 лет назад +2

    I would rather have this happen to Color Splash instead of this game!

  • @Acejak1234
    @Acejak1234 3 года назад +3

    welp after six years what are your thoughts of the game now? i got through watching a solo playthrough of the game and it looks fun to me

  • @UnboxedtvNet
    @UnboxedtvNet 8 лет назад +1

    If they told you that Prime 4 was in development (which we all know it is) but had to delay so we got this instead, I doubt anyone would have had an issue.

  • @novustalks7525
    @novustalks7525 3 года назад +6

    And then it turned out to be a great game

    • @robertkenny1201
      @robertkenny1201 2 года назад +4

      Who you have bad tastes in gaming.

    • @PumpkabooTrainerLiam
      @PumpkabooTrainerLiam 8 дней назад

      ​@@robertkenny1201When you think just leaving a boneless comment automatically proves someone wrong

  • @MetroidDatabase1
    @MetroidDatabase1 9 лет назад +1

    That's right kids, keep shaking your fists. Shake them hard. So. So. Hard. We'll be there to drink your tears.

  • @doublemm06
    @doublemm06 9 лет назад +3

    LOL this was a good laugh loool, very very true as well.

  • @LocalAnonOnTheInternet
    @LocalAnonOnTheInternet 9 лет назад +5

    How many times did petitions work?

  • @SkaiCyan
    @SkaiCyan 9 лет назад +1

    I think FedForce is a good idea, there are some opportunities to expand the universe that Samus, alone or as a member of a team, cannot meet. That said, there are two things I still don't like about it: 1) The (early) aesthetic is so ugly. Not only is it ugly, but it doesn't fit with the series' look at all. and 2) This is right after Other M. If this had followed Prime 3 no one would give a damn, but we miss (actual) Samus.

  • @metalmario991
    @metalmario991 9 лет назад +4

    Are you serious? The petition actually calls for the developers to BE FIRED?
    Wow. The people against Federation Force really are babies.

  • @braviary7212
    @braviary7212 9 лет назад +1

    I mean but honestly the game looks garbage and a waste of production time it should be trashed for that reason alone not because it has METROID on it... I think that was just added because they knew the game would fail horribly unless it had some name to it... Desperate move for a shitty looking game. -3/10 the game will fail and Nintendo would have wasted their time and money developing and supporting a horrible game. Sorry Charlie

  • @thesacredbeast2000
    @thesacredbeast2000 9 лет назад +3

    remember the feeling of loneliness instilled by metroid, super metroid, prime, zero mission, and parts of fusion. fans of that whole thing probably don't want to play an online coop shooter, im not saying don't make it because its an affront to the series, im saying that you clearly don't know your demographic nintendo, and it won't sell well.

  • @chazzschrantz
    @chazzschrantz 9 лет назад +2

    I don't understand what do you guys have against it!? why do you people hate it so much you haven't even tried it, I mean seriously, you haven't even gave it a try, I really want to know why people are so nasty toward the game federation force? is it the multiplayer? the cartnooish graphics? also i think that's pretty harsh for you guys to say you want the developers to lose there jobs.

    • @anasabou1904
      @anasabou1904 9 лет назад +1

      zenie250 the thing is when the game was confirmed as cancelled fans flocked and protested on social media and now they want cancelled (metroid fans always asked for a multiplayer focused installement)

    • @jacobfoxall5633
      @jacobfoxall5633 7 лет назад

      It is a sad world out there, that no one can agree what they really want when they have it.

  • @BloodRedFox2008
    @BloodRedFox2008 9 лет назад +114

    While Federation Force certainly isn't what I wanted from a new Metroid game, the groups of fans who are acting pretty outrageously entitled are definitely just giving Metroid fans a bad name.
    If you don't want Federation Force then hey just don't buy it, "vote with your wallets." Trying to force a cancellation is only going to make non-Metroid fans think the Metroid fanbase is full of entitled little shits.

    • @S2KFtw1
      @S2KFtw1 9 лет назад +10

      BloodRedFox2008 Do fanbases even care what other people think of them though lol

    • @yackary1234
      @yackary1234 9 лет назад +4

      BloodRedFox2008 we've been voting with our wallets for awhile and Nintendo still develops garbage from time to time. Instead of listening to what fans want in the games they keep on putting what they (the Developers Creativity crap) want in their games.

    • @wafflecone6968
      @wafflecone6968 9 лет назад +7

      BloodRedFox2008 people seem to for get the phrase "the consumer is always right". I'm scared the game is going into the f-zero broom closet if it bombs (which we know it will). This can only invariably damage the franchise. Nintendo drop the name or the game. And did you know that this is being released on metroids 30th. Yep this garbage.

    • @BloodRedFox2008
      @BloodRedFox2008 9 лет назад +4

      Zachary Schultz They said the idea for this game has been pitched around by the very producer of the Prime franchise for 10 years now, back between the releases of Prime 2 and 3. Thing is back then they already had Prime Hunters in the making so they held off.
      Was this the right time to finally bring this old idea to light? No, I think the timing was pretty damn poor. But I'm not gonna tell this guy what he can and can't make all because it's not what I wanted.

    • @BloodRedFox2008
      @BloodRedFox2008 9 лет назад +3

      Wafflecone69 They only celebrate anniversaries of franchises that rake in millions upon millions, and sad to say Metroid always bombs in Japan, so it's always been more of a niche for Nintendo to begin with. Remember the 8 year hiatus between Super Metroid in 1994 and Fusion and Prime in 2002? Not like F-Zero gets any anniversary love either. Next year is F-Zero's 25th anniversary, and unless we get a surprise announcement at E3 I doubt that situation's gonna be any better.
      Hell even Star Fox doesn't get anniversary love and it's got a new entry on the way, but before this do you remember an "anniversary collection" in 2013 to celebrate 20 years of Star Fox? Actually hell now that I think about it it seems like the only people not upset about much right now are Star Fox fans like me. I waited 9 years since Command for a new entry and I'm finally getting it, I'm sure this can hold me over until a new Metroid is announced.