That kid who takes JROTC too seriously

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  • @peytonolive
    @peytonolive 11 месяцев назад +439

    for y’all who don’t know what JROTC is, it’s this program that girls and boys can join in high school that is basically a military type program. They teach you life skills and that jazz, while also conditioning you physically. Add more in the comments if i missed stuff.

    • @Iamjustthatguy
      @Iamjustthatguy 11 месяцев назад +21

      there's different versions of JROTC base on the 6 military branches of the USA. There a army, Navy, air force, coast guard, Marines, and even a space force JROTC.

    • @samuelsyofficial
      @samuelsyofficial 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Iamjustthatguy and your in jrotc

    • @Iamjustthatguy
      @Iamjustthatguy 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@samuelsyofficial yes, in NJROTC

    • @LyricClock-fo8he
      @LyricClock-fo8he 10 месяцев назад +1

      So basically the cadets but worse

    • @ChristianNationalist654
      @ChristianNationalist654 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@LyricClock-fo8he Basically. Veterans like niko ortiz clown on them lmao

  • @shawkiizzat
    @shawkiizzat 11 месяцев назад +547

    Damn Keith has some serious trauma. He should try speaking to Dr Victor Blane

    • @DaAstronauty
      @DaAstronauty 11 месяцев назад +6

      His name is keith

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah Luke really should talk to someone

    • @globeparasite9381
      @globeparasite9381 6 месяцев назад

      Nah I think Keith severely lacks any kind of trauma hence why he should see Dr Blane because he is in dire need of traumatism

  • @TheUnknownD
    @TheUnknownD 11 месяцев назад +843

    ANDY isn't pregnant, but he always delivers.

    • @NomadUrpagi
      @NomadUrpagi 11 месяцев назад +25

      The internet is getting out of control! You are sentenced to 30 pushups!

    • @backp4cklearner
      @backp4cklearner 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@NomadUrpagiI love this

    • @strangeluck3822
      @strangeluck3822 11 месяцев назад

      @@NomadUrpagi MORE

    • @KanyeTable
      @KanyeTable 11 месяцев назад +1

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @USA.1.7.3
      @USA.1.7.3 11 месяцев назад

      @@strangeluck3822 how about 150 push-ups

  • @razakhan23465
    @razakhan23465 11 месяцев назад +69

    There was one kid at my high school who wore fatigues all the time, and was in the JROTC. I don't know if anyone else was. But he was WEIRD, arrogant, and purposely tried to stand out like this. Like I also liked learning about military history and stuff, but he had seriously bad social skills. I felt bad for him. This skit is super accurate.

  • @yahyaesmat1615
    @yahyaesmat1615 11 месяцев назад +219

    ANDY never disappoints

  • @Riposteee
    @Riposteee 11 месяцев назад +601

    "becuase those students were in special ed., why? they cant even do a normal pushup. Whats so special about them?" NAHHH 💀💀💀

    • @SigmaAlphaMale16
      @SigmaAlphaMale16 11 месяцев назад +17

      IK we watched the same video no need to repeat

    • @qhayiya252
      @qhayiya252 11 месяцев назад +19

      bro didn't need to do em like that.

    • @thegoldenbucketstudios9896
      @thegoldenbucketstudios9896 11 месяцев назад +26

      @@SigmaAlphaMale16He is attempting to create a discussion post around that line. That is what comments are for.

    • @Riposteee
      @Riposteee 11 месяцев назад

      @@thegoldenbucketstudios9896ly

    • @potatomine6678
      @potatomine6678 11 месяцев назад +1

      He does got a point tho-

  • @antzantzantz
    @antzantzantz 11 месяцев назад +134

    I went grew up with a guy like this and when it wasn't funny anymore it was kinda sad he had some really bad issues.

  • @yellowcrescent
    @yellowcrescent 11 месяцев назад +186

    half the kids in JROTC when I went to high school were either like this OR they were there because their parents forced them, so they could put it on their college or enlistment application. lol. One guy in particular that people called "Pilot" (because he always wore some leather jacket with pilot wings when he wasn't wearing his ROTC uniform) -- it was like he watched Top Gun and decided he had to be like that... but he was terrible at it. haha

    • @Gen-ZChristian
      @Gen-ZChristian 11 месяцев назад +7

      With my school it’s about half that don’t want to do it and the other half enjoy it and are pretty chill (I’m in the latter half).

    • @sealioso
      @sealioso 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Gen-ZChristiankeep believing that.

    • @felezeros4556
      @felezeros4556 5 месяцев назад

      @@Gen-ZChristian obviously that your opinion is without bias

  • @Dieoall
    @Dieoall 11 месяцев назад +153

    Kids who take JROTC in my school are chill af

    • @ComedyBros5
      @ComedyBros5 11 месяцев назад +42

      Count yourself blessed. They were the most arrogant, weird kids in my school.

    • @jacksonmaston23
      @jacksonmaston23 11 месяцев назад +14

      Half the kids there are chill af, and half are black airforces kids

    • @sans524
      @sans524 11 месяцев назад +5

      In mine half are cool and the other half are more uh... Quirky

    • @SniperKris-ex4me
      @SniperKris-ex4me 11 месяцев назад

      i am one of the only normal people in jrotc and its cuz i was forced and my parents wont let me drop out

    • @unknownninjo5980
      @unknownninjo5980 11 месяцев назад

      I get you. There’s a lot of those kids in my unit but please for the love of god just do what your instructor tells you to do, and put in the work. Be respectful. It’s tiring to have to deal with people who are rude and don’t care about the program.

  • @unknownninjo5980
    @unknownninjo5980 11 месяцев назад +28

    Crazy how many people don’t know what JROTC is. JROTC stands for Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps. It is a program inspired by the military designed to build citizens of character dedicated to serving their nation and community. There are a lot of things we do in JROTC and can’t even fit that in here without just being annoying so ask someone else who’s in it.

    • @chetanuniyal3428
      @chetanuniyal3428 11 месяцев назад +5

      People don't know here because many of his viewers are not from the US (like me).
      We have a different equivalent to JRTOC.

    • @zemm9003
      @zemm9003 11 месяцев назад +1

      So kind of like Hitler's Youth?

    • @unknownninjo5980
      @unknownninjo5980 11 месяцев назад

      Jesus, what the fuck? No

    • @therollerlollerman
      @therollerlollerman 11 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@zemm9003 it’s a cadet program. Countries like India, UK, Russia also have them. To train kids useful skills they usually teach actual soldiers, which doubly serves as a recruiting tool.

    • @pranavprasad8793
      @pranavprasad8793 10 месяцев назад

      It's not Crazy, I'm from the UK how tf am I suppose to know what this is

  • @Jeremy-h6r3o
    @Jeremy-h6r3o 11 месяцев назад +35

    That moan when she was hit💀

  • @tyler94flynn
    @tyler94flynn 11 месяцев назад +19

    Love that the principal was the "Uncle with the smoking voice" guy

  • @RJF_Entertainment
    @RJF_Entertainment 11 дней назад +2

    Here is what Dr Victor Blane would say to Keith:
    Alright, soldier wannabe, listen up! You're not in boot camp, you're in high school. Your JROTC badge won't get you a salute in the real world, but it might get you laughed at if you keep acting like a caricature of Rambo. If you think your drill sergeant routine intimidates anyone, spoiler alert: it doesn't. All you're doing is making a fool of yourself. Newsflash: Nobody's mistaking you for a hero, and your attempt at military dictatorship is as effective as a water pistol in a firefight. So, drop the act before someone gives you a dishonorable discharge from reality.

  • @LEO.H_PRODCUTIONS
    @LEO.H_PRODCUTIONS Месяц назад +1

    JROTC kids when returning home is like a solider returning from a war

  • @gamexpro2.077
    @gamexpro2.077 11 месяцев назад +33

    Well I hope he doesn't get into a private mission named “Pretending to be a homo-”

  • @djwhite8824
    @djwhite8824 11 месяцев назад +23

    As someone who did JROTC when I went to High School, I find all this accurate. Facs tho, I literally only did it to get E-3 when I enlisted 😂 literally only did it to get rank.

    • @StevenKing-u4w
      @StevenKing-u4w Месяц назад

      same,
      I joined my sophmore year cause my mom recommended it and I started to like it (mainly cause I met someone who also played Genshin) but now Im a junior and officer already

  • @GunpowderBarrelGames
    @GunpowderBarrelGames 11 месяцев назад +31

    As a Civil Air Patrol cadet, I demand you do us next

    • @stofferberry5919
      @stofferberry5919 11 месяцев назад +1

      I've worked with way to many who took CAP really seriously and considered it military experience.

    • @GunpowderBarrelGames
      @GunpowderBarrelGames 11 месяцев назад

      @@stofferberry5919 Ya serious? Our squadron is pretty good on that, but IG it varies

    • @sussycathehe639
      @sussycathehe639 11 месяцев назад +3

      With two years in the program, if you dont already know: it aint that deep. Next time i see a uniform stickler at a wing conference yapping about the two centimeters of my hair touching my ears ima lose it

    • @stofferberry5919
      @stofferberry5919 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@GunpowderBarrelGames A friend who was a Spaatz cadet went into ROTC and now the Air Force. He met a guy there who thought he knew everything because he was also a Spaatz cadet, he ended up getting everyone to hate him and ended up leaving. Several other cadets I met would own and wear plate carriers with body armor, eat MREs just because, absorb themselves in military lingo, training methods, etc. Many times that would land them in trouble if they'd apply it to CAP because real military training and discipline is usually a safety hazard or hazing when it comes to kids. This was California wing btw, but I left a couple years ago.

    • @BiggieCheese-dk4cu
      @BiggieCheese-dk4cu 11 месяцев назад

      Pell City High School JROTC is better, we are ranked 13th in the nation for our D&C, and idk why but for some reason I hate civil air patrol, I’m the Co-Commander of that Drill Team btw 🤓

  • @TinyManu77
    @TinyManu77 11 месяцев назад +1863

    Tf is the JROTC?

    • @NovaLock
      @NovaLock 11 месяцев назад +261

      That's what I'm wondering 😭

    • @lolmfs
      @lolmfs 11 месяцев назад +108

      Fr what is it??

    • @Legendary_Legend
      @Legendary_Legend 11 месяцев назад +399

      Junior Amry Reserve

    • @CF-188
      @CF-188 11 месяцев назад +810

      “Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps” kinda like the cadets in commonwealth countries.

    • @CF-188
      @CF-188 11 месяцев назад +140

      “Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps” kinda like the cadets in commonwealth countries.

  • @MemeSterky
    @MemeSterky 11 месяцев назад +38

    Am in the JROTC and some mfs r actually like that

    • @kerebear0415
      @kerebear0415 11 месяцев назад +1

      Fr 😭

    • @FPSClippinn
      @FPSClippinn 7 месяцев назад +2

      As a battalion commander next year this is accurate 💀

    • @sayefmotawasset
      @sayefmotawasset 2 месяца назад

      @@FPSClippinncongrats bro, it’s always the bad apples that make the rest bad

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST 2 месяца назад

      They always still PFCs or maybe a corporal at best too

  • @josh73268
    @josh73268 23 дня назад +2

    0:49 that face 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bricksncars
    @bricksncars 5 месяцев назад +5

    Bro got dishonorably discharged from school 💀

  • @hillstudiosproductions
    @hillstudiosproductions 11 месяцев назад +4

    The JROTC kids in my school are actually supa chill

    • @charlessmith8679
      @charlessmith8679 9 месяцев назад

      Most are, but there's always that small group of eccentric idiots who demand respect

  • @vivekaggarwal7904
    @vivekaggarwal7904 6 месяцев назад +3

    NCC is India version of the JROTC{National Cadet Corps]

  • @Swolsen_
    @Swolsen_ 11 месяцев назад +7

    For someone that was in the JROTC…. This is true

  • @dominate3858
    @dominate3858 9 месяцев назад +1

    As a guy that knows people in JROTC, I agree with this.

  • @misomiso8228
    @misomiso8228 11 месяцев назад +3

    We need a cast list for AGC ANDY Sketches!

  • @maybe6536
    @maybe6536 11 месяцев назад +4

    “I wasnt gonna use it.. unless any of the players kneeled during the national anthem” Keith noo 😂

  • @johannfrederichk3473
    @johannfrederichk3473 11 месяцев назад +4

    she got so murked that he teleported there 0:06

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 10 месяцев назад +1

    Although the content of this channel's skits are mediocre at best, the snapshots into the narration are gut wrenchingly hilarious. Every time.
    (idk if wrenchingly is a word, but it is now)

  • @TheLeviathanYT
    @TheLeviathanYT 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro got caught with a sniper 💀

  • @goldenretrieversarethebest8119
    @goldenretrieversarethebest8119 11 месяцев назад +4

    i wish my private school had JROTC. I'm trying to get into west point and i agree some people take it too far but if I was in JROTC that would make it easier.

  • @col.waltervonschonkopf69
    @col.waltervonschonkopf69 8 месяцев назад +1

    You Do Not not stand up for the pledge of allegiance. 😂

  • @txwering7380
    @txwering7380 11 месяцев назад +1

    Im in AFJROTC. It's essentially a high school version of college rotc. It is supposed to get high schoolers interested in military. It is much more laid back than ROTC

  • @discoparrot8342
    @discoparrot8342 11 месяцев назад +1

    The collab we never knew we needed

  • @JahamesYT
    @JahamesYT 11 месяцев назад +4

    Theres a kid like this at my high school I should show him this.

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 11 месяцев назад

    The JROTC guy looks like he salutes people at Lowes.

  • @iscreamman0072
    @iscreamman0072 11 месяцев назад +3

    As someone in JRTOC, we have plenty of these 😭 and most of them aren't even that involved

    • @cheeseforever2302
      @cheeseforever2302 11 месяцев назад

      JROTC crazy it’s a kids ran program with like 2 adults it doesn’t make sense how it upgrades you in the military

  • @Zardman7
    @Zardman7 11 месяцев назад +1

    Another great documentary

  • @ediblegrape
    @ediblegrape 11 месяцев назад

    a part of my school's jrotc rn, i can confirm that we are all like this

  • @bigmanted9864
    @bigmanted9864 11 месяцев назад

    For those who live in the UK, JROTC is the American equivalent of the Army Cadets

  • @cccalennn
    @cccalennn 11 месяцев назад +1

    doing JROTC next year, hope i never end up like this 🇺🇸

    • @USA.1.7.3
      @USA.1.7.3 11 месяцев назад

      Don’t do it it’s a waste of time the first time it seems chill but throughout the week it’s going to suck

  • @fennec_studios
    @fennec_studios 8 месяцев назад

    As a kid in JROTC there's a kid in there who criticizes other kids for making little mistakes but then he goes over to other kids and snatches their stuff and makes a fool out of himself, it's okay 😄
    At least he thinks so lol

  • @alexanderbeatty4226
    @alexanderbeatty4226 11 месяцев назад

    Bro’s about to say, “you’re welcome for my future service”

  • @cheesyvoid3143
    @cheesyvoid3143 6 месяцев назад

    I want to see Keith playing Helldivers 2 and fight for democracy.

  • @reapergaming64hm28
    @reapergaming64hm28 11 месяцев назад +3

    I’m in JROTC. I can confirm that there are kids like this. So many sped kids lol.

  • @slug.gggyyyyyyy
    @slug.gggyyyyyyy 4 месяца назад +3

    lmfao im in the rcac and some higher ups like this 💀💀💀

  • @manochoa7628
    @manochoa7628 11 месяцев назад

    YES KING👑

  • @academyofuselessideas
    @academyofuselessideas 11 месяцев назад +1

    We all have done cringey stuff like that... maybe after accidently killing a family of 4 in 2006, good old Keith Smith joined the JROTC

  • @elnesteroplay1128
    @elnesteroplay1128 6 месяцев назад +1

    Helldivers in nutshell

  • @PastorDaveTube
    @PastorDaveTube 11 месяцев назад +2

    Sounds about right😂

  • @PinkBlueNinjaStar
    @PinkBlueNinjaStar 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ah yes, Jedi return of the clones

  • @c3meilleurevoituredumonde
    @c3meilleurevoituredumonde 11 месяцев назад +34

    0:06 FINALLY SHE GET WHAT SHE DESERVES!!!

    • @JuicyDuckie
      @JuicyDuckie 11 месяцев назад +1

      ryan's NOT gay 😱😱😱🤫🤫🤫🤫

  • @rollandmarksteacheshistory1408
    @rollandmarksteacheshistory1408 11 месяцев назад

    this one cadet that takes it too seriously in JROTC

  • @ghostofprivateradley4999
    @ghostofprivateradley4999 11 месяцев назад

    I’m in JROTC. This is fucking hilarious

  • @VincentVonDudler
    @VincentVonDudler 11 месяцев назад +2

    I find this channel so interesting. It's a humor I very infrequently get exposed to. Reminds me a bit of 'Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace'. One can feel hints of ideological bias even though there is no overt political agenda. Would love to hear some insights as to why I feel this way about this channel's content.

  • @MrRizzo-j8h
    @MrRizzo-j8h Месяц назад

    As a cadet of the AFJROTC he is WAY to obsessed with JROTC😨, ( we would NOT like to have him ) 😁

  • @goldman214
    @goldman214 6 месяцев назад

    " I wasn't gonna use it. Unless any of the players kneeled during the National Anthem. "

  • @speediuwu1726
    @speediuwu1726 11 месяцев назад

    All hail JROTC ✋ !!!!

  • @ThePenguinG
    @ThePenguinG 11 месяцев назад

    as someone who is in JROTC, please cut some of us slack, our parents forced us to take it 😭😭😭🙏🙏

  • @P_I_G_G_A
    @P_I_G_G_A 11 месяцев назад +1

    0:40 💀💀💀 1:05💀💀💀

  • @smokinj0e
    @smokinj0e 11 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: Nikolas Cruz was in JROTC

  • @Wassuphellothere
    @Wassuphellothere 7 месяцев назад +1

    He’s saluting wrong. 😂
    You have to salute with the right hand not the left hand.

  • @RHCP_LP_fan_18
    @RHCP_LP_fan_18 11 месяцев назад

    Sounds like an Aiden Kraus moment.

  • @shawnflynn1713
    @shawnflynn1713 11 месяцев назад +3

    This is hilarious.

  • @samriver3677
    @samriver3677 11 месяцев назад

    Carl Gallager at his finest

  • @arndtzz8804
    @arndtzz8804 7 месяцев назад

    He is not in the military, but he is supporting the military for helping and showing the respect of it, but no one should not respect him as a real honest again military personnel that is totally inappropriate

  • @SP3XTRAL
    @SP3XTRAL 11 месяцев назад

    I’m in JROTC but I know kids who act like this, we aren’t all bad I swear

  • @MRsd0625
    @MRsd0625 11 месяцев назад

    The sniper was for protection

  • @ikhlasmubaraq8340
    @ikhlasmubaraq8340 11 месяцев назад

    Jrotc is cranked up version scout boy with so much crack..

  • @TreyFishman
    @TreyFishman 7 месяцев назад

    I dont stand for the pledge because I believe the confederate states of America shold be a separate country from the us

  • @shimshonklein6741
    @shimshonklein6741 11 месяцев назад

    Let's go! New agc vid!

  • @prometheustv6558
    @prometheustv6558 11 месяцев назад

    So basically my Brother.

  • @crowned67
    @crowned67 11 месяцев назад +12

    Well he didn't do anything wrong though, from the start to end😂

  • @deannaw9128
    @deannaw9128 4 месяца назад

    The last part about hiding the wheelchairs? Immediately made me think of Trump😐

  • @muricaman19
    @muricaman19 11 месяцев назад

    im thinking of enlisting in the military when im out of high school but im NEVER going near jrotc

  • @Coudy_the_Cat
    @Coudy_the_Cat 7 месяцев назад

    Ultimate battle is jrotc kids vs band kids

  • @marcusgear5616
    @marcusgear5616 11 месяцев назад +6

    Hello

  • @Dai_King
    @Dai_King 11 месяцев назад

    The last one😂

  • @gamersboyz5787
    @gamersboyz5787 11 месяцев назад +1

    They just ignore our comments as hell!!!!!!!!

  • @JusArcadian
    @JusArcadian 11 месяцев назад

    Bro is NOT Carl Gallagher 🗣🔥

  • @hugoumero9723
    @hugoumero9723 6 месяцев назад

    Imagine Keith in Morangos com Açucar 2023 and trying to teach Santiago Matoso an lesson by not to be an playboy

  • @livvlife
    @livvlife 7 месяцев назад

    I like how this guy makes fun of ignorant or over the top people and makes them into characters like this

  • @NomadUrpagi
    @NomadUrpagi 11 месяцев назад

    I have seen the JROTC banners at campus 10 years ago, but i'm not American, is that a Junior 4ecruitment On The Campus?

  • @jcrocky
    @jcrocky 7 месяцев назад

    “They can’t even do a normal pushup, what’s so special about them?”

  • @Red-sm7fq
    @Red-sm7fq 11 месяцев назад

    he was quickly expelled

  • @inxsgoat
    @inxsgoat 11 месяцев назад

    Pleaasee bring back Dr. Victor Blaine!

  • @notsniW-d8o
    @notsniW-d8o 11 месяцев назад

    im in jrotc, and I know a guy who does EXACTLY this

  • @JackDaBoi
    @JackDaBoi 10 месяцев назад

    I’m someone in it and half of them are like this 😭😭😭 I’m quitting it next year I don’t wanna be affiliated with this shit

  • @chrisj5443
    @chrisj5443 11 месяцев назад

    I know I've heard this narrator on other things before, but can't remember where.

  • @lio1shibossi
    @lio1shibossi 6 месяцев назад

    0:50 thats what im saying see this guy gets it

  • @asumi_channn961
    @asumi_channn961 7 месяцев назад

    Why are there people who don’t know what JROTC is..

  • @DavidJasper
    @DavidJasper 11 месяцев назад

    i am now scared to ask what even is JROTC!

  • @BamBamAbraham
    @BamBamAbraham 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nice

  • @JMB86
    @JMB86 11 месяцев назад +2

    I hated that crap in HS

  • @deathbringer800noice8
    @deathbringer800noice8 25 дней назад

    I'm in JROTC and I do in fact know a Keith

  • @HiamZepplin
    @HiamZepplin 11 месяцев назад

    My ROTC friend's name is Keith.

  • @The_Engineer1001
    @The_Engineer1001 11 месяцев назад

    What is the JROTC?

  • @goofydogeXD
    @goofydogeXD 11 месяцев назад

    It’s a elective in high school

  • @Carrimk
    @Carrimk 11 месяцев назад +1

    hi bro this is epic

  • @bejaminmaston1347
    @bejaminmaston1347 Месяц назад

    If you think sport jocks are bad, you got another thing coming