Fallout 76 (Zero Punctuation)
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- This week Yahtzee reviews Fallout 76.
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'Never say die, could always patch in a Battle Royale mode'
Bethesda: 😏
He predicted it :v
.
Or Todd follows yathzee
I'm sure IT WILL JUST WORK.
Omg you beat me to it. I was laughing my ass off after watching their weird presentation
Goddamnit Yahtzee...
Yahtzee also predicted President Trump. We should ask him when the world will end he seems to have a good record of making right predictions
How laughable that idea to insert a Battle Royale mode must’ve been until yesterday
It's actually pretty good lol
Came here to post this comment. That's some predicted trend you got there Yahtzee.
YUP LITERALLY it’s so crazy. I was just about to say something. I just can’t they believe they did it. I thought it was too cliche to even happen
Yahtzee takes about 1 year to take effect. Watch Dogs Legion having ANYONE as a character and Fallout76 with Battle Royal Mode.
the shrubberino Oof. Harsh. True though.
"you can always patch in a battle royale mode" good shit.
Was the battle royal mode announced before this video or was this a hilariously spot on comment?
Holy shit Krinkels love your work man. Keep it up Madness4ever!
Didn't expect to see you here
And now it’s gone
@@cheeseknees9606 The second thing.
Not to mention the fact that Fallout games have typically had an anti-nuke, 'my-god-look-at-the-horrors-that-have-been-wrought" stance, whereas this game actively encourages nuking the shit out of places to get better loot.
To be fair, these are smaller scale nukes. And canonically as far as the story goes, you only use one nuke to destroy the Scorchbeast Nest and kill the Queen before they end up spreading to other parts of the country (which is why Scorchbeasts don't appear anywhere else here)
Well, only up to three. Anything more will cause the game to crash.
Lonesome Road, DLC for New Vegas, basically encouraged you to nuke both factions to get all the shiny unique items. Of course, you also pretty much get told you're a massive asshole for doing so.
@@LittleBigPlanetian It being a small nuke doesn't make it okay that the game encourages and even requires you to nuke your enemies. Nukes are nukes. I think if there's one point anyone would take away from the opening of Fallout 1 and its lecture about how the "war" lasted about twenty minutes and within that period, all of civilization was gone, it's that "nukes are bad." Having big lavish trailers where people cheerfully watch the bombs go off as they incinerate and irradiate West Virginia... it'd be like if they made a sequel to Spec Ops where Walker goes back into combat and incinerates a convoy of terrorists with white phosphorus and everyone congratulates him for what a great job he did.
Honestly, it feels sadly in line with a lot of Bethesda Fallout - it wants to be critical of America, like the old games, but it's too fascinated with that aesthetic and ideal. I mean, look at Liberty Prime. In a vacuum, he's a brilliant satire of American imperialism - a weapon of mass destruction through the lens of a cartoon superhero, who spouts lines like FREEDOM WILL NEVER FALL even as he leads the charge into conquering Canada. But the game constantly frames him in such a way that everyone just walked away thinking, "Liberty Prime is fucking rad! Woo! Murrcurr!"
In all fairness, an in-game benefit to doing it doesn't mean the game's message is encouraging it. It can still be narratively played as a bad thing, at best a grim necessity and at worst a big "you bastard" moment where the player/protag is revealed to just genuinely be an ass, if the mechanics encourage it. Thing is, that requires a narrative. You know, one of *those.*
Wait... did Yahtzee just give us HOPE?!
I mean... winter's hit the Midwest... I'm pretty sure Hell, Michigan has frozen over by now...
Fallout 76. A game so inept...so utterly broken...it falls on Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw to be the voice of optimism that guides us through the darkness.
Formoka we know that both AAA and indie are churning out garbage. Indie is especially grating with the asset flipping thing. However look at things like Returnnof the Obra Dinn. They are excellent.
@@harleymitchelly5542 As someone living about an hour away, can confirm. Hell, along with most of the rest of Michigan, has frozen over.
@@harleymitchelly5542/^ help ÷% send @%6÷_&_ help
Usually Yahtees reviews are harsher, less forgiving and way more negative than all others. It is a sad indictment of Fallout 76 that this time it was pretty much impossible to do that.
That's not what he meant. He meant, usually his reviews are very very harsh compared to others'. This game though is so bad, that everyone's review is as harsh as his, becuase, it's just so bad.
This game is so bad he just gave up.
I'm guessing it's also because there's not enough in the game to say anything about it.
It's kind of like that moment when good-natured teasing suddenly becomes genuine concern for if the person knows where they live...
Or the opposite, which would be the normal way of seeing things. The Internet has problems seeing "just okay". Yahtzee doesn't. _Fallout 76_ is like most Bethesda games, never doing anything very well and with way more ambition than it can realize, but dodging just enough glitches to go from point A to point B until you stop playing and it becomes an online joke factory. It wasn't much worse than its predecessors, nor was it better. It's not a "90-100" or a "0-10" game. It's a 5/10 game, which in today's grade-inflated world puts it right at 76%.
“Like apologies from a Canadian teenager after their first sexual encounter.” God that struck home.
Sorry.
I believe it may also be applicable to British youth as well. That is, if John Oliver is any representation for the British mindset.
@@emeraldkat2167 He fuckin isn't.
@@emeraldkat2167 The British mindset would be to pull out before they could ejaculate, notice their mistake, but not going back in because they're stubborn.
I'm assuming from your user name things eventually got better
When your game is so bad that Yahtzee starts seeing the brighter side of things.
It was so bad it turned out good for everyone lmao
Or maybe it wasn't that bad?
@@BoroMirraCz it was
"Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee."
What's there to learn when the consumer keeps buying this crap?
well the market is still growing fast... 9/10 of ppl out there are just too new to this, whats it called, "gaming" thing
ive been playing games for a while, and I think there have been some good AAA titles that have come out, Red Dead, AC Odessy, Destiny 2
That's not true! Bethesda learned quite a few new ways to fuckup.
They both removed mod support AND put in a asset-recycle store.
They replaced shitty writing with no-writing.
They replaced world building with 50's radio dramas and pre-recorded messages.
They made it even buggier than before AND with equally buggy server + online only mechanics.
They went from dialogue, to dialogue wheel, and now finally no-dialogue!
They went from character building to randomized character.
There were TONS of new innovations!
@@forcommenting1017 Destiny 2.... come on, bud, I'll give you that I did manage to get through the story only slightly feeling like it was a drag, but after that it's just.... boring garbage and that's after all of the controversy and fixes.
When you realise Yatsee managed to say Fallout 76 sucks without mentioning glitches.
He is legend
I mentioning a Bethesda games horrid glitches is like mentioning how many people are shot in America per month it isn't exactly new.
I mean, not hard to find other things to complain about
Yahtzee said _Fallout 76_ was so-so, which it was. He just did it in his usual tone of motormouth metaphor monster.
It's one of Yahtzee's strong points. The average Internet hysteria hobbyist has a real problem where it must treat everything as "the worst ever" or "the best ever".
When, of course, if you think everything that comes out every week is either a cause to champion or reason for a tantrum-style breakdown, you probably lack perspective.
It's brain-melting when dealing with Bethesda open-world action RPGs, which usually eat, breathe and live "so-so" from beginning to end.
Because 76 is bad even if you patched all the glitches
@@jacquesdeburgo2878 That's not true.
"Never say die could always patch in a battle royal mode". Yahtzee you dun it again
I mean, that's literally the most popular trend of the moment and is the barest minimum task that Bethesda could do to win over the maximum number of good will. The writing was on the wall in such bright paints that even blind people could have seen it.
Bethesda: Phew... This month has really been hard on the old bung hole with every player and metacritic taking turns buggering it. At least the worst is over now that we've addressed that whole baggate thing. Hey look it's Yahtzee. Why is he holding that cactus?
>>Hey look it's Yahtzee. Why is he holding that cactus?
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The punchline elevates this to fucking hilarious.
@@BuriedFlame ..……..I see what you did there...….
....I feel like I'm really missing out on a good joke here....but I dont know what the cactus is in reference to.
@@discipleinblack Buggering with a cactus
1:23 - "Could always patch in a Battle Royale mode"
Aaaaand 06/10/19 Bethesda just announced that they were patching in a battle royale mode. Congratulations Yahtzee, you're Nostradamus
This isn’t the first time that Yahtzee a prediction that sounded absurd at the time and then came true. Bayonetta for smash? A hole punch boss in paper Mario? True and true.
I mean, that's literally the most popular trend of the moment and is the barest minimum task that Bethesda could do to win over the maximum number of good will. The writing was on the wall in such bright paints that even blind people could have seen it.
Thank you for that opening rant, I'm so exhausted with people insisting the only reason one can be upset with a product is because you hate women or you have no life. It's deeply frustrating.
@@_Zeruca Ok, so hear me out. There was a theory going around that the ONLY possible reason one could be displeased with the announcement of Diablo immortal was because you were a misogynist. Because women play more moble games than men do (citation needed...) And so not liking a moble game meant not liking a game created for a female audience. Hence, you could only possibly not like Diablo Immortal because you hate women and thing they shouldn't be allowed to have videogames.
It was an accusation that gained a REALLY sad amount of traction. I am 100% sure that a lot of people hate things just because "WHAT YOU MEAN GURL CAN PLAY?!?!?!" I spend a lot of time dealing with manbabies like that. But not everyone who dislikes a certain game does so exclisively because they're bigots. And ideas like that permiating the discourse makes it REALLY frustrating to actually genuinely discuss why something about a game actually rubbed you the wrong way.
@@jmackmcneill Oh yea, for sure. Before it came out, the worst I accused it of was looking bland. Still haven't seen it because I'm just not much of a movie person, but I don't have an excessively low opinion of it. And no denying a LOT of the hate directed toward it were just man babies screaming because "WHAT YOU MEAN THEY GURL NOW?!?!" But I also get where Yahtzee is coming from, because even me expressing a lack of interest is often interpreted as "you just don't like it because they're women, and you can't stand the idea of female representation!" Which... No. That is innacurate. :/
@@marzgamingmaster Honestly I wasn't looking forward to ghost busters before it came out My reasoning was the fact that they advertised it like it was a Sequel while also making 100% sure you knew it was actually a remake
The funny part is if it were supposed to be an actual sequel I'd have actually given it the benefit of a doubt
However remaking *anything* while changing the characters and design significantly feels extremely disrespectful to the original
It's one of the reasons why Titans didn't really appeal to me
The only characters that were passable were Robin and Raven (though if i were to get overly technical Robin looks closer to Jason Todd or Tim Drake and not so much Dick Greyson but it's fine the outfit looks good)
Beast boy was so-so due to his lack of green skin
Star fire was a wreck almost nothing about the character is correct And Cyborg is Sir Notappearinginthisfilm so **shrugs**
@@jmackmcneill What about for those that saw that cast list and saw a bunch of un-funny actresses? Or not liking it based solely on the premise of 'rebooting it with women because PC culture says it's time to do that'. Not everything needs to be remade with PC culture in mind. We don't want The Human Torch to turn black, we don't want Ghost Busters's crew to turn into all women, we don't want straight characters turning gay...
..and not because we don't like diversity. It's because we don't want our fandoms SCREWED WITH. Just make new characters and we're okay with that. But REPLACEMENT? Nah, no thanks.
@@randomwhittyname41 "Just make new characters and we're okay with that"
Hollywood is too creatively bankrupt for that. I feel like the only movies getting made nowadays are sequels, reboots, remakes, etc. When was the last big-budget blockbuster that was its own original idea? I can't remember anymore.
And at E3 2019, they DID patch in a battle royale mode!
Well, they see a trend that is trendy and jump on it like a trans prostitute jumps on every tourist in Thailand.
*Yahtzee reviews Fallout 76.
*Grabs popcorn.
Mr. Miyagi come on man...can’t we just be happy that he had two popular comments?
#MeToo
Poor popcorn😔
*Yahtzee reviews literally anything
*Grabs popcorn and lube
Rewatching this and when he said they could always patch in a battle royale mode i couldnt stop the burst of laughter. The fallout 76 debacle has brought me more joy this past year or so than anything else in my life. Sweet, sweet schadenfreude
Thank you for addressing the "poor oppressed game publisher conglomerate" narrative, and not becoming a shill ::coughkotakucough::
Are you implying that games publishers aren't the victims of those fat, ugly, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, fascist, transphobic, binary cis hetero white men???!!!!!!
YOU'RE LITERALLY HITLER!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, where are you going, you need to pay for my wife's son and the dozens of abortions she had when I was the one knocking her up!!!
That was especially irritating with the Diablo Immortal controversy. Gaming journalists were pretending like a guy who had paid over a thousand bucks to be there asking them is it an out of season April Fool's joke was like he had literally, not figuratively, assaulted them and that the poor Blizzard had to be defended and consoled.
I wish the sound, sane consumer complaints about the Bethesda-standard past-its-sell-date engine, the glitch-fest experience and the "Fallout as MMO" premise had been more heard.
Instead, Bethesda P.R. wisely pushed the world to focus on a clique of shameful dweebs whining about the material for a video-game-branded gym bag, for which they paid "sucker" with a U.S. dollar sign in front of it, something to which most video game buyers and most people in general will never relate.
There are a LOT of different people that work at Kotaku. It's hardly helpful to clump them all into a single entity. Especially when, like with every large publication, there are extremely helpful, positive things that originate from it as well as soulless garbage.
@@ShroudedWolf51 fair point, I was referring so many years ago to Kotaku specifically labeling consumers as bullies and entitled after they shelled out $60+ for a fundamentally broken and phoned-in product. While every employee at Kotaku may not share that opinion, the company certainly employs editors and the company takes responsibility for its publication. It’s not uncommon to say “according to the New York Times” or “Fox News”, even if an opinion was espoused by only one or two reporters. And according to Kotaku, poor little Bethesda needed protection from the mean consumers who didn’t like their garbage ass game.
So... the games industry runs parallel to the laws of natural selection? I'm not all that surprised tbh.
Thats how capitalism in general is supposed to work
@MrFishbone111 the warning labels on things like high Voltage power cables are meant to inform people that it is a high voltage power cable. it's not some anti-natural selection device made to patronize you. it's for people who don't know what a HV power cable looks like.
The w(EA)k should fear the STRONG
@@ikebirchum6591 The part where it starts fucking up is when they are too big to be shaken by losses
@@ikebirchum6591 that's exactly what i was going to say
3:06 that had me rolling 🤣
"A small dog enthusiastically eating hot dogs"
Yahtzee sums up diablo immortal and the backlash in a short paragraph. Moviebob fails to get it in a whole video.
That's what separates your good lefties from your bad lefties.
To be fair Bob's video was not really about Diablo though, it was about that extra 25% of vitriol that only seems to pop up when something bad has an upside but it benefits "insert whoever I don't like".
Which ironically means more vitriol than if something is outright bad and pisses off everyone.
But I feel like most people got turned off the first few minutes of the video before he sprung his actual point... But yeah, who doesn't love Yahtzee.
@ Niall O'Gorman
Mister "PC is dead, ups Steam just blew up, never mind then, well it's not like I know the first thing about video games so I will just continue to talk of my ass" Bob Chipman? Can't be when has he ever been wrong?
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Frankly it seems Bob was pulling the "women are victims of meanie internet people" as per the standard narrative. If Diablo immortal finds an audience outside the existing one most diablo fans would be delighted because those people might go back and enjoy the good Diablos. What blizzard did was nothing more than corporate shilling in the hopes they'll find and easier audience to please.
Wait Movieblob is still alive?
4:09 That Canadian joke hit me personally lol
And Bethesda just announced a Battle Royale mode for this game.
Darn it Yahtzee, you gave them ideas.
"You can always patch-in a battle royale mode." Oh dear. I don't think Bethesda realised the sarcasm.
Did you say something?
Fallout 76 , more like Fallout 76% OFF.
That still sounds pretty expensive.
Fallout 76 active players
Fallout 76 best metacritic score
Fallout 76 crashes in ten minutes
Etc
The original Fallout is worth more than a discounted price.
@The Grand Necroposter Unlike Fallout 76 versions of Skyrim (that have been released)
more like Fallout 76 negative reviews and zero good ones
Someone mentioned in the most recent Extra Punctuation, "The Live Service Model is Dying," that they were reminded of the ending of this review, and they were right. The most recent ZP is a great expansion on the topic, and what's even funnier to me is that, in that EP, the game that Yahtzee uses as his example of a "quality product well made" is Hi-Fi Rush which was **published by Bethesda**, the same exact company who Yahtzee just spent giving a drubbing in this video. It's like a cosmic coincidence.
“I’m the ideas gunman” is amazing
Between the prophetic battle royale prediction, the excellent review, and the strikingly accurate take at 04:38, this is one of the *strongest* ZP episodes ever.
I wish they didn't crop out the carefully crafted ending credits in the newer episodes. :(
God i hope you're right about it being a phase, but with the emergence of microtransactions, lootboxes and all the other bullshit i'm not sure it is.
samlt5 corporations are getting desperate. you can see it all around you right now. in the darkest of times people would reluctantly accept BS like Diablo immortal, Metal Gear survive, Battlefront 2 etc.
but the push back is real slowly but surely companies are going to have to start making the choice either give up their old ways and start appealing to the customers like they should have done in the first place or sink.
can even if the best, most dependable and are most favorite gaming companies die off with time there will still be plenty of young and smart people to pick up the pieces and continue on the business. that's the beauty of capitalism and the free market. it works similar to that of nature in the sense that no matter how messed up it gets it can always fix itself. the only sad thing about it is is that we won't see the New Renaissance of gaming In Our Lifetime. at best we will be too old to enjoy it. but as long as we can make it past history and learn from it I will be satisfied with what my children and children's children play.
Governments are going after lootboxes (Belgium freaking BANNED them.).
If anything I feel microtransactions are dying out and DLC is more fairly priced these days (except FTP of course but that's a given because of the business model). Lootboxes got BTFO before they could really be a trend.
deray bell lol how old are you, 70? Seriously, you don’t have to worry about not living long enough to see an age when games are good again. I’ve been through at least four of these periods and I’ve still got another forty years left if I’m lucky.
I went into this expecting Yahtzee to rip this game a new one.
I was looking FORWARD to Yahtzee ripping this game a new one.
So how on earth did he manage to surprise me with the size of the hole?
Yahtzee always manages to go above and beyond.
This game basically just shit the bed and floundered in it.
It didn't just shit the bed. It shit A bed, and then curled up in it, patting the spot next to it saying, "Sure is warm and squidgey in here, won't you join me?"
The shit is a feature, not a bug. Now shut up and kiss it.
"They could always patch in a Battle Royale mode"
Called that one.
Where's your Todd now? lol
OH, this one is good for T-shirt shaming!
Todd Howard?
Todd Howard is currently director and executive producer at Bethesda Game Studios, if we want serious talk beneath Yahtzee's video for some crazy reason.
_Fallout 76's_ so-so sales don't seem to have done any harm to his position, likely because its financials favor _Fallout 76's_ continued earnings through DLC. Given the "mostly positive" reviews of its most recent DLC on Steam (which look nuts to me, but whatever), the Bethesda model of "focus on our last release" seems to keep shareholders happy.
Here.
I never got the whole "make your own fun" like wtf? I buy a game to have fun not to look for it
because you have no imagination...
@@icy1007 no its because the worlds these kind of games put you in i find to be boring and fails to inspire me to do anything, im sick of punching trees in games i want a game to be fun on its on merits
@B Basen did i hit a nerve there? Most of those style of games dont have stories and the point is to endlessly grind, oh what fun
Having to "find my own fun" is cool, but it should be reflected in the price. It's the difference between buying a book and buying a pen.
The "create your own fun" mentality only really works in lower priced indie games, and it depends on the amount of tools that you are provided in order to create that fun. It does not, however, work in a fully priced triple-A game that somehow manages to have less content and less mechanics than the previously mentioned indie games.
He was right about the "been here before" bit. Now we have games like Half Life Alyx and Grid 2019. We seem to be on the incline in the quality department.
surprisingly optimistic at the end
And then Obsidian sends their rebuttal, the Outer Worlds, proving Yahtzee correct
Strazdas Well, more like New Vegas in Space, as I seriously doubt Obsidian would be dumb enough to make a single player audience focused to multiplayer
@@StrazdasLT So, Rage has somewhat large levels with cars... Shame on them! What a blatant copy of Borderlands!
@@StrazdasLT And borderlands lifted heavily (as in basically ripped-off characters straight up) from Codehunters, big deal.
@@StrazdasLT I find your ability to compare games lacking, squire.
Strazdas hi, guy from the future here, it’s every AAA RPG without the good ones.
*I N S P A C E !*
0:20 Big MT flashbacks
That was, surprisingly, a rather uplifting ending for a zero punctuation review.
I love how the video game to represent good, well made, quality was Undertale.
_The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip_
There is a joke about Yahtzee's dick in there somewhere...
Vault 76 is mentioned in the vault archives in Fallout 3.
Hunt Down the Freeman: "We're the most incompetently-made desecration of a once respected franchise of 2018!"
Todd Howard: "Hold my beer..."
And speaking of HDTF, it's an interesting parallel between the end of that review and this one. Poor Yahtz, I think playing Obra Dinn filled him with false hope
The difference was, HDTF was a piece of shit fan game with some sort of unspoken endorsement by Valve for a myriad of depressing reasons, while this giant Elephant turd dropped from the ass of a Professional developer who owns the license of the gane series in question, who have been developing games for years and it's almost on-par with the previously mention Fan-Flop.
Is his voice calming to anyone else? His videos are extremely interesting, but his voice is one of the only things that helps me fall asleep.
I have always thought it i thinkits coz he talks so fast its almost hypnotic
Alot of his Let's Drown Out fans would agree with you, too bad that ended
Megan Barineau check out Peter Draws for some good falling asleep voices
I like ASMR to help me sleep as well but I don't see Yatzee being a soothing bedtime voice. Good on ya if it works for ya, though.
Egirltrashbtw
In the Vaults defense, it was most likely a control vault, which where the few vaults that actually protected their inhabitants like advertised
The section starting at 0:35 is perfect for hollywood, lucasfilm and disney right now. especially after the tube here is "removing" dislikes because creators (kk and lucasfilm) are complaining about the dislikes effecting their well-being because they cannot handle criticism.
channels can already disable dislikes, it's ludicrous to assume youtube are disabling dislikes because any one channel doesnt want them
I love Yahtzee for his quick wit, but also for his tendency to occasionally go super saiyan levels of British. "Taken a drubbing" is full on adorable!
“You can always patch in a battle royale mode.” My God is the Game Industry that predictable now
1:22 this is why you should never tempt fate
Jesus, Yahtz, that last blerb about there being light at the end of the tunnel...
I come here for laughs and mean-spirited snickering, not surprise doses of hope.
watching this six months later. after e3. where Bethesda just announced a battle royal mode for fallout 76.
That first minute was pure savage.
0:51 I love how you can hear him running out of oxygen
You called it, battle royale mode going in!
It actually has a tiny "battle royale" mode, you can tune into the hunter v hunted radio and it will queue up you and 3 other players (also listening to the radio) in a match. Each player is assigned a target, and if they kill their target the game assigns them another. It continues until there's only one player alive, and it even has a play area that is supposed to shrink.
The only thing is that in my 20 hours of playing I've never had enough players to play it, so I don't know how well it even works.
Also, if you get the cannibalism perk and max the perk that lets you eat and drink without gaining rads, you essentially remove the hunger/thirst mechanics. You can drink from any toilet or stream and each any human enemies (super mutants, ghouls, scorched, so 90% of enemies) to refill your food and health. Without any consequences.
The only person I want to hear moan about Fallout 76.
Same. I have no idea why anyone thought it was ever gonna be good. It sure made good ZP material though.
0:29 don't mind me, just leaving a comment about this little rant here to save myself some time in future arguments.
I saw this in my feed and I actually muttered "Oh no." under my breath...
lol Same xD
I saw this in my feed and mentally whispered "oh yes" ;)
@@douglasgoodwon8227 "Oh YEEEAAAAHHHH!"
Thanks for reminding us that games are gonna get better Yahtz. Not normally the person I look to as a beacon of positivity, but I'm glad you said it.
More like Fallout 76 Reasons Why.
I'm funny.
76 reasons to not play they game.
76 Reasons Why? More like Give Me 76 Reasons Why Not To Burn This Game To The Ground.
I'd like this comment, but it's perfect where it is.
I like how half the comments didnt even get the joke
Oh no....
13 Reasons Why gets a third season, isn't it?
Yahtzee: "Don't worry, you can always throw in a battle royale patch."
Bethesda: "take notes, take notes!"
I really like what you said at the end of the vid, Yhatz.
This and the Hunt Down The Freeman rant are some of the best thing Yahtzee ever said in ZP
3:27 "Combat is a repetitive affair" and yahtzee is holding a repeater rifle
I rarely ever pre-order, but this just cemented that. I might not even bother beta testing after this conundrum.
Well, it's a bit late to pre-order a game that was released on November 14, but you do you, buddy.
Holy shit are you a timetraveler?
Mission Impossible Fallout was a better fallout than this
The last part of this video was surprisingly optimistic - Thanks, Yatzee
Dear god, yahtzee predicted the Nuclear Winter game mode
Wow those last 8 seconds perfectly describe the future of the antivax phase 😂
1:21 Dear lord.
That final message gives me some semblance for hope
Never clicked a notification so fast in my life
ditto
1:22 , heavy is the burden of prophecy.
So. About that battle royale patch you joked about
Yahtzee called it: FO76 Battle Royale Mode.
He just predicted this game would have a BR mode, nice going yatzs
When binge watching these videos and sees one and thinks: "I haven't seen that", go onto it and realise it has been liked already
This is strangely optimistic.
I'm not sure what to think now......
Cause frankly, the game isn't that bad. It's a bit bland gameplay-wise and the inclusion of survival mechanics is weird (not really problematic, just weird, as I literally don't know how they do anything but give you a use for that water you'd carry around anyway and chug 20 of during a boss fight), and the opening story and abitrary story restrictions are odd, but both the gameplay and story are fine.
It definitely not a great game, but it's around average really. If you want multiplayer Fallout 4, buy the game. If you wanna get really fucking depressed from some of the darkest and most harrowing in-game lore yet, buy the game. If you wanna nuke West Virginia because you got food poisoning at a convention there one time, buy the game.
If it doesn't sound appealing at all, don't, cause you won't enjoy it.
1:23 he called it
Oh my fuck he called the BR Mode 1:24
That jab in the into was brilliant
They actually added a battle royale mode
Honestly I like it. I feel like so many people hate it because they went to play on their own, but this is a purely Multiplayer game. Me and my dad were having fun just walking in random directions, getting into gunfights with robots that we really never hoped to win, and staring down other players because we didnt know if they would shoot or not
Wonder how many franchises that opening could be applied to
Literally just announced a Battle Royale mode. Yahtzee is modern day Nostradamus.
Tanner Neff it’s either that or he’s receiving insider information from a time traveler
I mean, that's literally the most popular trend of the moment and is the barest minimum task that Bethesda could do to win over the maximum number of good will. The writing was on the wall in such bright paints that even blind people could have seen it.
Thanks for that part at the end. I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear that.
1:23 he fucking called it
1:22 Funny you should mention that...
little did yahtzee know that 6 months later Bethesda would not only release a battle royale mode but make you pay to fix the game by adding actual NPCs and quests.
1:24 - OUCH!
They actually did it, they actually added a BR.
Turns out the "no human npcs" thing seems to have been so they could add them in later so it feels like the world has changed
Seems fitting, collectors getting a trash bag for the trash that is this game.
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
One of the unfortunate nitwits who got suckered into buying this crap, I take it?
@Joel Schembri - Except it is not a shit game. lol
I know this game has problems but I have to say, I live in China and my brother lives in New Zealand and playing this game together is the most fun we've had since I moved here. It's super fun to play team style with a wide range of cool big monsters to take down. I know you say you can have fun playing anything together and that's true but I've never had THIS kind of fun. I'd never want to play this game alone, but this is such a great way for me and my brother to stay connected. I think it's got some great points.
That part of "what a mother fails to underdtand" really got to me... thank you
Well to be fair in the Fallout universe there WAS "Conrol Vaults" though few in number that operated normally with no weird experiments done on the dwellers and the people were let out on schedule. Dont think I am defending this game im just saying it makes sense for there to be vaults with no experiments going on.
I think that Vault 76 is an example of a control vault for sure. I think Bethesda still threw in an experiment in the form of the Overseer's objective. Like you said though, fuck this game regardless.
The obvious solution: Install more ceiling fans
1:23 aged like fucking wine lol
They are patching in a battle royal mode now...
Watching this months later as Bethesda has introduced a battle royale mode. All hail Yatzhee our new soothsayer philosher king!
I...agree!
Like...100%!
OMG I agree with Yahtzee 100%!!
THIS IS A FIRST! And it's all thanks to you, Bugthesda! Bringing the world together by becoming the common enemy!