mutilator97 The pyro actually takes 1 afterburn hit. If there are 2 pyros, then you can get an crit axtinguisher kill. Also flares. Also you don't need fire to kill using the axtinguisher anyway.
Pyro sends a steam message Pyro: Hey do you want to date? Fem pyro: I'm a dude. Pyro:Oh Fem pyro:Yea sorry I'm straight Pyro:Oh that's ok I'm a girl! Fem pyro:AWESOME!!!!
1:34 Ah yes, the good old “someone is having a fantasy of what could play out but it doesn’t show us that it’s a fantasy until the fantasy is over and cuts to the person who having the fantasy to reveal that it was all in his head” cliche. What is a shorter version of what I just said?
Heavy-Medic Sniper-Sniper Girl Soldier-Freedom Engineer- Dispensers, Sentries, Teleporters Demoman- *B A L L S* Scout-Ms. Paulen (cough its been long since I played tf2) Spy-Scouts mother Pyro-Female Pyro MAh chart
TF2 Hookups: Pyro and FemPyro Scout and Femscout Sniper and Femsniper Heavy and FemHeavy Engineer and FemEngineer Spy and FemSpy Medic and FemMedic (I think that is all but correct me if im wrong)
For as long as there's been TF2, there's been the debate and speculation over the pyro's gender. The fact that his face is never seen, and numerous tidbits from Valve have lead some to believe the pyro is female. Now, this myth has had a lot of people deceived, and it will most likely persist for as long as people play TF2, as I doubt Valve will ever conclusively reveal the pyro's gender. However, anybody who can spot a joke can tell that the pyro is indeed a man, and not a woman. The evidence favours this conclusion. There is almost no real evidence to suggest the pyro is anything other than male, which is what we would naturally assume. Yes, we never get to see his face (although concept art of the pyro unmasked depicts him as male), but this is no reason to assume he's a woman. Then there's the flowery purse in the pyro's locker, the catalyst of the speculation, cunningly planted by Valve. On the subject of the purse remember that the pyro is insane and delusional. We know that from Meet The Pyro. He probably doesn't even understand what the purse is. All the rest of the evidence has been unashamedly inserted. The developers referring to the pyro as "she", that loading screen tip that alternated between calling the pyro "him" and "her", the subtitles in MTP- "HE'S not here is SHE?", etc., etc. But all this is transparent. We can clearly see that this is all a big joke. Valve is toying with the community, deliberately sparking this theory for everyone's amusement. But those of us who can spot this joke know the truth. The pyro is indeed a man. Here's why: -he has a distinctly male voice, and a male voice actor. Gas masks can muffle the voice (as his does), but they cannot distort them enough to deepen a woman's voice into sounding like a man's. Just listen to his guttural chuckle. -he has a male body shape. Flame retardent suits are not thickly insulated enough to make a woman look like a man. -the pyro has no discernible breasts. -the pyro is almost always referred to as "he". He is only ever called "she" when Valve is dropping hints. Obviously none of this is 100% conclusive. In rare cases, women have very flat chest, speak with unusually deep voices, and or have masculine body shapes, but this is rare, and if there were a female team member in TF2, don't you think everyone would want her to be classically attractive, and not some mannish freak. So, the joke's been fun. The speculation has been rife, but it's time to acc
Isabella Haack Too bad so few realize that the joke is on them. Also, look at Pyro's movements and the way he stands. He walks like a male, moves like a male, except when he has one of his 'moments'. But people want to keep it a mystery and some let themselves be fooled. Let them. A few of us know the truth.
frost flower THERE PULLING ME IN IM GETTING INFECTEEEEEEEEEEEEE- DUDE WTF THIS VIDEO IS FAKE PYRO IS A GAY MALE GAME THEORY PROVED IT- GRRR AGGGHHHh *jabs needle into arm* Im cured WE MUST RUN
My theory. Pyro is both male and female, but mann-co didnt want people knowing they had females so they made a suit that fits both male and female but from a basic quick look, they appear male, no matter which gender is actually wearing it. Screw game theory, thats my theory
Pov:Pyrovision when it shows a parent that needs a babysitter, then pyro fantasizing about taking care of the baby, asking if they can babysit them, then gets accepted, falls asleep, and wakes up in a strange house with babies around them, including but not limited to a fridge.
Aaaaaw Noooooo! That's not how it's supposed to end! Although it was great, I want to see what else he tries! (It doesn't have to work, he just has to try for the future he wants with her!) D';
"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" We will have our day gents, I promise you that.
I notice some people are going aw about the ending, now I expected her to kick his butt...or axe him whichever, but maybe that just makes Pyro wanting her more. :3 Yknow he might like a girl that's hard to get.
PLOT TWIST!!! That was not the twist, the twist is the red one is a man and the blu one is a girl!!! if you do not get it, it's because you did not expect me to say the opposite.
ALMOST NO ONE HAS THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO WRITE OUT A PROPER FUCKING SENTENCE. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL CHEW THROUGH A *_GODDAMN BEAR_* IF I SEE ANOTHER SPELLING ERROR-RIDDLED COMMENT.
Okay, okay, guys... I've seen this so many times already. So... here goes... IT'S A FUCKING GAME THEORY. GAME. *THEORY* Sure, maybe scientifically the game points to the Pyro possibly being a homosexual male. But then again, Mat probably did way more research on the subject than Volvo did, and that's not a problem. The Game Theorist's popularity comes from analysing random facts and leading to a really interesting conclusion that may or not be true. Hell, I'm pretty sure Mat could've researched some other info on the Pyro and found out he was a Heterosexual Man. Or a Homosexual Female. Or a lamp. wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Filamental But what really matters is that it's all a Game Theory. And if you can't accept that a theory is a theory, then... I don't know. I'm not a great writer. I just randomly mashed buttons on a keyboard. Amen.
![The Late Ringer [Saxxy Awards 2017 - Extended Entry]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FXl5rTKsm8s/mqdefault.jpg)
NOW IM FEELING SAD FOR PYRO ):
She put him in the Respawn Zone.
I maybe a villain but I have feelings too
Me too 3: me sad boi
SOOOOOOO SAD
Don't feel bad. We're dating now :))
She really wanted to axe a question
Good Joke I hope she dint screw that up
The TrollDude whaaat
Ha
Old jokes i say..
Get out.
Pyro isn't gay.
Pyro isn't male.
Pyro isn't female.
*Pyro. Is. Pyro.*
Plate Of Bacon Pyro is a-
OH GOD! FIRE FIRE FIRE! AHHHHH! I'M BURNING!!
+Robert Wagner ded
+Plate Of Bacon Pyro is a slug. Latest update news proves this.
a... slug...?
._.
Plate Of Bacon A slug.
Pyro is not a boy
Pyro is not a girl
Pyro is a maniac with a flamethrower
Nathaniel Delacruz
Pyro is cute
Pyro is Pyro
Not really, watch meet the pyro. Then you can see what they really see behind the mask
Third gender, LoL
He is a manic with a flamethrower
I thought the stuff in pyros mind was actually happening
Same
F
Xd
That was the idea.
Me too kid, mee too...
Blue Pyro is basically me when someone is trying to be friendly. I hit them before realizing their intentions.
R.I.P.
seems legit
you monster
xXt0x1c-sl1m3Xx Do you also kick shotzey kickers on casual yo monster
xXt0x1c-ysl1m3Xx
xXt0x1c-sl1m3Xx you mean blu
Well she's 'hot'
I'm so sorry
Better be.
MegaCocozim
awwwwwwww lol nice one
MegaCocozim flaming hot
You sinner
I got the joke alright hahaha
Red Pyro has been kicked from the Server reason: Team Killing
Blu pyro was vote kicked for killing a friendly
That would be a new one....just imagine they added friendly fire to TF2 my god the chaos that would ensue
now that sucks he deserve to get his true love
เกเา
Mei?
yeah
I could help pyro by going back in time
We dont now its a he it might be a she and the female might be male
One could say the fire in his heart was "Axetinguished"
unfortunately that wouldnt work, because pyro cant be set on fire.
mutilator97 The pyro actually takes 1 afterburn hit. If there are 2 pyros, then you can get an crit axtinguisher kill. Also flares. Also you don't need fire to kill using the axtinguisher anyway.
Raepinu I have gotten critted by 1 pyro alone who was using axetinguisher and degreaser while I had a charge n targe.
mutilator97 He can lol
Sunder Shadows not for long tho like 1 sec
"and that's how purple was created"
Well Yes but actually no
Well No but actually Yes
ruclips.net/video/-GNnftq744I/видео.html
@@Candelitarex23 Spy and Pyro noice
Well yes but actually yes.
Fempyro: *Exists*
Fandom: LETS MAKE IT GAY
Comment sections: *exist*
People: LETS MAKE IT GAY.
@@JewishGoldGrab Replies: _exist_
People: LET'S MAKE IT GAY!
Female fictional character: *exists*
Fandom: LETS MAKE IT GAY
@@musicaman8683 Legit tho, why can't same-gender people just be friends anymore?
@@cashwin45 society
**When it ends**
>FemPyro69 has joined Team Red
sequel pls
I hope we get it...
HUBBA!!!
Pyro sends a steam message
Pyro: Hey do you want to date?
Fem pyro: I'm a dude.
Pyro:Oh
Fem pyro:Yea sorry I'm straight
Pyro:Oh that's ok I'm a girl!
Fem pyro:AWESOME!!!!
*****
yup
fem is a boy and boy is a girl
Dasa 12 gameplay
Pretty much
+The British Man He's actually a gay man and fem pyro is a straight female
+Foxy The Fox perfect
1:34
Ah yes, the good old “someone is having a fantasy of what could play out but it doesn’t show us that it’s a fantasy until the fantasy is over and cuts to the person who having the fantasy to reveal that it was all in his head” cliche.
What is a shorter version of what I just said?
The "it's all in your heard" cliche?
JD Creator thank you
@@shinyhandman6464 you're welcome
“jk lol its fake”
*I m a g i n a t i o n*
This gives the same energy as dreaming about being in a loving relationship then waking up to the real world
and that, kids, is how I met your mother
Nigel Farage of UKIP Nigel pls
Nigel Farage of UKIP :0
Nigel Farage of UKIP BABABAPABAPA BA BA BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
alright bro but im muslim~_~
SheffieldsOwnFatBoy well, that is true
but what does pyro see through his goggles in pyroland?
he doesn't have goggles he has a disease
+Nick Hendricks yes he does
piemations isnt cannon
...I was not talking about piemations
then why do you think he had googgles
01:39 Pyro: Are whe playing on a x10 server or is she cheating?
Cheating on pyro
@@quasar7951 lol
LOL
@jeremycastrojr.8109 No freaking way airblast is THAT powerful.
Heavy-Medic
Sniper-Sniper Girl
Soldier-Freedom
Engineer- Dispensers, Sentries, Teleporters
Demoman- *B A L L S*
Scout-Ms. Paulen (cough its been long since I played tf2)
Spy-Scouts mother
Pyro-Female Pyro
MAh chart
Nein
Heavy- Sasha
@@rikyoku1192 What about natasha?
Nein heavy-sandvich
Medic - needles
@@rikyoku1192pretty much confirmed by the voice actors. Gary choosed sasha over medic
i know how you feel pyro
i felt the same time almost every year in my school days
lol
Eisotopius same
So what your saying is you got turned down by every boy
Hey it’s better that way
How did you survive getting by an axe boy?
Don't worry Pyro, just wait 'till Autobalance. Then you will get lucky...maybe.
pyro should join the blu team if he wants to be with her.
Kmi u play 2 much on training
Kimi Matikainen you’re new to the game, right?
Kimi Matikainen no
Skyfaller3D well i geus
Maybe w mouse 1???
Let's be honest, this is already how love kind of works in real life.
Moral of teh story: love hurts.
Good one dude
True! 😊
Moral of the story random cries are gay
Literally
+protestifications Amen, fellow moralist... Amen.
didn't even start the video and i know it's better than twilight.
@BrokenBanette the more you know....
1:05 If there was an unused purple control point then that would be perfect for it.
I herd unusual and didn't bother reading further I want that hat gimme now!!!!
I dont have any unusuals
"Any similarity to persons living or dead is freakishly coincidental, given that its a rop-com featuring two mute, cartoon pyromaniacs"
Perfect.
Well shit. If a female clone of myself was like that. I'd be in love too.
+madcat789 Does that count as incest?
Masterbation, technically.
I would kill myself for a girl😇
Isaiah Stanley Eh, relationships are overrated anyway. Who needs them? :'(
+Camoprime I guess that's true, huh?
Just call a vote scramble and pray to be on the same team.
That control point should've turned purple :3
LinguinE why r ppl saying that
@@joedames7432 Red and Blue make Purple. Didnt you go to pre pre pre preschool?
Yeah but it's hard to find a purple cap model
Me:Pyro
My crush:Fem pyro
My friends after she says no or friend zone me: Spawn you back in the same game
Poor Pyro..
What's wrong with you? Not you turtle I mean ASSH;SD UL LDFDHFHD.
@@alpacalover0 r/ihadastroke
@@ivancanoa5108 I honestly have no idea what the context is but I think some replies were deleted.
@@alpacalover0 if you didnt understand that reference, you may have a very, VERY minor case of serious brain damage.
@@ivancanoa5108 Ok Redditor.
This is my love life in a nutshell, work up the courage to talk to a girl I like, she hits me with a fire axe.
Holy hell where do you live
Don't go to Detroit
Don't you hate it when a female clone of yourself kills you with a fire axe?
The entire time I kept on saying "someone's gonna die." and I was right. Maybe next time pyro.
Pyro:And thats how i met your mother
Lol
Lol
Lol
@@doge1490 no
“Off to visit your mother”
Don't worry, Pyro. We still love you!
Forget it, Pyro
She's in a whole new (builders) league (united)
Good one.
TF2 Hookups:
Pyro and FemPyro
Scout and Femscout
Sniper and Femsniper
Heavy and FemHeavy
Engineer and FemEngineer
Spy and FemSpy
Medic and FemMedic
(I think that is all but correct me if im wrong)
Dewritos MLG Heavy and Sandvwich.
Dewritos MLG No, your wrong.
Its :
Heavy and Medic.
***** Yes your right about that one.
You'd think blutarch would get only male mercenarys to fight considering he was born in a time where usually women weren't allowed to fight.
***** Blutarch is dead remember.
Fernando Jose Gamez De Hoyos but he recruited them while he was alive.
So pyro is a male then
@@sporeboy67 Most likely a schizophrenic dude, if anything pyro could be gay
To be fair blu pyro is possibly female
At the end, after red Pyro gets killed, I always imagine it saying “Ohhh, that’s so hot...”
Looks like Pyro...
*wears sunglasses*
...got axed out!
*YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*
im gonna AXE you a question
how to do that "Bigger words" (My english is weak)
Smart Bullet just put on a setence two of this *
example:
*STOP TAUNTING ON ME!!!!1!1!11*
Poor pyro
Gotta admit, that Blu Pyro got some booty
Dat ass
100%
AnonymousGamer I just ruined your 34 likes
Potato Are Kewl dam u11!!!11!!1
AnonymousGamer aim sry1111!
I kinda feel bad for pyro because all he wanted was he's true love
0:23 WHY IS THE CROTCH SOOO BIG????
***** and a croch
***** noooooooo its a boy like the pros actually a girl (sarcastic)
how did this not win a saxxy
I don't think it actually entered. But if it did, it totally would.
Michelle Johnson
descriptions says he or she entered and lost in the comedy category of 2012
And so goes the mating ritual of the Pyro in nature.
For a 2012 animation this is insane. Still holds up even today.
I knew it can't be that easy.
Pyro then undownloaded his fem pyro skin in disappointment.
no
end the videat at 1:33, and let hte pyro have his happy endign!
God seeing this animation once again brings a smile to my face but also feeling of sadness form how relatable this became to me.
They should add female characters to tf2, like they did helga in loadout.
For as long as there's been TF2, there's been the debate and speculation over the pyro's gender. The fact that his face is never seen, and numerous tidbits from Valve have lead some to believe the pyro is female. Now, this myth has had a lot of people deceived, and it will most likely persist for as long as people play TF2, as I doubt Valve will ever conclusively reveal the pyro's gender. However, anybody who can spot a joke can tell that the pyro is indeed a man, and not a woman.
The evidence favours this conclusion. There is almost no real evidence to suggest the pyro is anything other than male, which is what we would naturally assume. Yes, we never get to see his face (although concept art of the pyro unmasked depicts him as male), but this is no reason to assume he's a woman. Then there's the flowery purse in the pyro's locker, the catalyst of the speculation, cunningly planted by Valve. On the subject of the purse remember that the pyro is insane and delusional. We know that from Meet The Pyro. He probably doesn't even understand what the purse is. All the rest of the evidence has been unashamedly inserted. The developers referring to the pyro as "she", that loading screen tip that alternated between calling the pyro "him" and "her", the subtitles in MTP- "HE'S not here is SHE?", etc., etc.
But all this is transparent. We can clearly see that this is all a big joke. Valve is toying with the community, deliberately sparking this theory for everyone's amusement. But those of us who can spot this joke know the truth. The pyro is indeed a man. Here's why:
-he has a distinctly male voice, and a male voice actor. Gas masks can muffle the voice (as his does), but they cannot distort them enough to deepen a woman's voice into sounding like a man's. Just listen to his guttural chuckle.
-he has a male body shape. Flame retardent suits are not thickly insulated enough to make a woman look like a man.
-the pyro has no discernible breasts.
-the pyro is almost always referred to as "he". He is only ever called "she" when Valve is dropping hints.
Obviously none of this is 100% conclusive. In rare cases, women have very flat chest, speak with unusually deep voices, and or have masculine body shapes, but this is rare, and if there were a female team member in TF2, don't you think everyone would want her to be classically attractive, and not some mannish freak.
So, the joke's been fun. The speculation has been rife, but it's time to acc
wow. a truly well developed essay.
Feels nice cuz I hate ppl like you. ^-^ Kyle Walker
Isabella Haack Too bad so few realize that the joke is on them. Also, look at Pyro's movements and the way he stands. He walks like a male, moves like a male, except when he has one of his 'moments'. But people want to keep it a mystery and some let themselves be fooled. Let them. A few of us know the truth.
Mmmhmm yep keep acting like the smart one, you make me laugh. XD N. Lance
Isabella Haack Why so?
you are dead not big surprise.
No YOU are ded
Ian Ripple OH NOOOOO
I AM **dead not big surprise**
where's ya sandvich? i wonder
Sandvich is my vodka
You dead are surprise big not!
Red pyro:"touches female pyro's arm"
Female pyro:*grabs axe
Me:looks like that red pyro really wants to fall in love of death.
enemyzoned?
Most Awesome Flyer
Try again Pyro, it may have just been reflexes not a genuine turndown. Just don't surprise her next time.
WARNING: Anyone going beyond this comment will see a battlefield of what gender the Pyro is. Just a warning!
EDIT: The war has spread above this comment. No place is safe. Just take your children and run.
Get to the bunker... Oh wait that's not safe to let's just axe pyro what gender he is
SpinoRexzillaEN25 ESCAPE TO ANOTHER VIDEO!!
frost flower THERE PULLING ME IN IM GETTING INFECTEEEEEEEEEEEEE- DUDE WTF THIS VIDEO IS FAKE PYRO IS A GAY MALE GAME THEORY PROVED IT- GRRR AGGGHHHh *jabs needle into arm* Im cured WE MUST RUN
SpinoRexzillaEN25 I HAS PROTECTER IT CAN WORK AND PROTECT YOU (weird nonsense here)
Hang in there, Pyro! I believe in you! ❤️💙
Daw. My internet hardened heart just twitched at that one.
GODDAMNIT PEOPLE THE GAME THEORY IS A THEORY
not game FACT.
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE
PYRO IS NEITHER A GIRL OR BOY
IT IS PYRO
Quinn R. Conrad the new pyro gender :D
Pumpin Lead so........ Pyro is basically a Hideyoshi?
pyro's gender is pyro. THat's it.
My theory. Pyro is both male and female, but mann-co didnt want people knowing they had females so they made a suit that fits both male and female but from a basic quick look, they appear male, no matter which gender is actually wearing it.
Screw game theory, thats my theory
God damn we need some sort of rule 34 that isn't gay
aww...that ending, so sad.
Pov:Pyrovision when it shows a parent that needs a babysitter, then pyro fantasizing about taking care of the baby, asking if they can babysit them, then gets accepted, falls asleep, and wakes up in a strange house with babies around them, including but not limited to a fridge.
That music that played when he had that dream thing made me get of my chair and dance around my house. I looked like a weirdo.
One day In Pyros Bedroom...
Fem Pyro: Takes off suit
Pyro: Finds out "She's" a Man
Pyro: MMMF MMFF Translation: WTF!!??
LMAO
Gay moment
Aaaaaw Noooooo! That's not how it's supposed to end! Although it was great, I want to see what else he tries! (It doesn't have to work, he just has to try for the future he wants with her!) D';
Pyro is like the devil, but he just has a very hat happy life
I was SOOOO fing rooting for him :(
*Thats how I felt when I try to get the ladies...* -_-
Exactly
"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"
We will have our day gents, I promise you that.
UNSC Marine Barber Yes, we must strike fast!
ouch!
Preach it brother!
I thought pyro was gonna take spy's stuff and turn blu =c
Not the bloody flower!
The amount of rule 34 stuff that must have some from this is insane
They could add a female charachter version of all the classes.
Omg I was thinking of that yesterday
if female pyro was like in the video
i'll use her everyday just to see dat ass
lass elric dude really
One thing,are u fucking kidding me..
lass elric A: no, just no
B: it's an FPS
God knows what she looks like in pyrovision...
This needs a saxxy. I don't care about Valve's opinion. IT NEEDS ONE.
I laughed with the beginning
I enjoyed the middle
I cried in the final
I notice some people are going aw about the ending, now I expected her to kick his butt...or axe him whichever, but maybe that just makes Pyro wanting her more. :3 Yknow he might like a girl that's hard to get.
A little masochistic maybe? :3
Just be ready to duck the axe, okay. XD
I'll bring the marshmellows! :D
LittleCreepyRed Or just team switch.
Poor Pyro :'(
thats actualy how it went with my last crush...yeah thats right she hit me on the head with an axe....
When pyro's schizophrenia decided to be nice with him:
Ahhhh come on ! I was really happy for Pyro . Please make an animation were he gets the girl :P
Now that what I call "hot love" ha ha..... Sorry for the bad joke
Nah it was funny
It would be nice to get that BLU Pyro but I ended up with 2 weeks with Medic :P
Oh then I'm sure there will be a RED pyro girl ;)
WHY ARE SPIES ALWAYS THE ONES TO DIE IN SFM'S?
#SPYLIVESMATTER
Because spies are Always assholes.
Mostly.
And i'm late to reply, apologies.
DAAL u mean why spies are always dies first?
Guess that’s one way of rejection lol
This is me whenever i fall i love ;_;
Alex Plays hahhahaha, this time it's my 8th. time fallin in the love trap. God Damn fire axes man
+FroztY the Cute Pyromancer nice profile pic
Alex Plays YOU WILL NEVER!
Cheyenne Bryant Ty ty tf2 fan myself. 500 hours
samco amco damn m8
If anyone ever meets Cupid tell him that I personally said " I HATE YOU!!!
still a better love story than twilight
old but gold
I love it.
Damn I wish I could get a girl that fast
You can’t but I can since I am the fastest man alive
aww! poor cute Pyro!
Poor pyro.
Literally thought this right as i started to scroll down XD
Amazing animation!
TWIST! Blu pyro is a man, the Red one is a girl.
Switch that around
looks like someone didn't get the joke.
PLOT TWIST!!! That was not the twist, the twist is the red one is a man and the blu one is a girl!!!
if you do not get it, it's because you did not expect me to say the opposite.
ALMOST NO ONE HAS THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO WRITE OUT A PROPER FUCKING SENTENCE. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL CHEW THROUGH A *_GODDAMN BEAR_* IF I SEE ANOTHER SPELLING ERROR-RIDDLED COMMENT.
Your icon really sells this comment.
will you realy chew through a bear
*****
DO YOU QUESTION A 300 POUND RUSSIAN WITH THE CAPACITY TO SNAP TINY BABY MEN IN HALF?
i dont no
The Russian Shpee I _DO NOT FORGET_.
I would play WAAAAY more tf2 if the pyro looked like that.
skins my brother. skins
***** I used to play too much tf2. I got about 150 hrs in a month. ;-;
Ohohohohohhoh i see!yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea
just download fempyro skin on gamebanana
plot twist, pyro is a lesbian
Poor Pyro
Heartbroken
His and mine
Such tragic
It didn't work like magic
Okay, okay, guys... I've seen this so many times already.
So... here goes...
IT'S A FUCKING GAME THEORY.
GAME. *THEORY*
Sure, maybe scientifically the game points to the Pyro possibly being a homosexual male.
But then again, Mat probably did way more research on the subject than Volvo did, and that's not a problem. The Game Theorist's popularity comes from analysing random facts and leading to a really interesting conclusion that may or not be true. Hell, I'm pretty sure Mat could've researched some other info on the Pyro and found out he was a Heterosexual Man. Or a Homosexual Female. Or a lamp. wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Filamental
But what really matters is that it's all a Game Theory. And if you can't accept that a theory is a theory, then... I don't know. I'm not a great writer. I just randomly mashed buttons on a keyboard.
Amen.
Poor pyro ;(
Imagine that was spy the whole time.
awww he didnt even get to axe her if they could go out