BIGFOOT KNOWS NO MERCY!!
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- It doesn't matter how much you try to hide... if you step into BIGFOOT's forest he WILL find you!
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mark: dying
also mark: "hey the moons pretty cool"
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
Gotta enjoy the little things
@YeaMan lmao imagine making a bot and having the automated messages spelt incorrectly 💀
I don’t blame him. The moon was pretty cool.
Moon 🌚. Am I the only one who thinks the moon emoji is creepy?
The comedic timing of this fucking game paired with the three stooges over here makes this let's play AMAZING.
Mark: The totem will guide us?
Wade: Yeah
Mark: completely ignores the skull symbol matching the one on the map
But that was there before Wade died. Probably why they didn’t think much on it ?
@@TitoVladez115 yeah, but it still makes sense as it could just be marking where Stonehenge was, you'd have to check the first video though
Another skull showed up later in the video so I don’t think that’s what it is
Those skull are for the missing four people they have to find :) at least as far as I have seen the pop up on the map when they find them in the other games.
Mark: Let's go to stone henge to revive our friend with the skull! *proceeds to forget the skull*
Mark and Wade: having a heartfelt moment
Random tree: Allow me to introduce myself
*Tree proceeds to sacrifice itself to ruin the moment Anime Style*
@@tamplushboy8452
o7 Godspeed....
Oh wow i read this comment seconds before that happened... The timing lol
The tree…
Fell for him.
@@heathjake25 Can't blame him, I would too
someone should make a compilation of bob being like “do you hear/feel that?” right before everyone gets attacked
@YadGotCombos you make roblox content, so no, no it isn’t
@@sickgirlwren They're just a bot.
@@sickgirlwren aye don't forget mark made a few roblox vids like 2 years back
@@ryanneal8906 true true
Quick LIXIAN save it on the keyboard , oh wait BOB
I certainly hope they make this into a full fledged multiplayer series like they did with The Forest, it's so much fun to watch them goof around and get the crap scared out of them together! lol
Technically they already did this would be continuing the series
I can agree with that! I'm just hoping that they drag Sean in with them if they decide to do any more.
Mark: Having an emotional moment with wade
Tree: So you have chosen, D E A T H
Nature was protecting him. Wade was about too laugh at him.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear gz
@@Adam839 It's probably a bot
@@AxxLAfriku Markiplier is beyond worlds better than you & the more you keep doing this, the easier it will be for the bot police to find you, dear AxxL.
@@AxxLAfriku Yes, yes I did and I will do it again
"I'm going to die"
"No you're not"
*local death rate drops to 0%*
Gotta love that the one time Mark is being nice to Wade, the universe sends a tree to stop it
@ALiteralRottenHusk I couldn't have possibly worded it better myself, you truly are a master wordsmith. 😂❤😂❤😂❤
You gotta love it when big foot just teleports behind mark and "nothing personal kid's" him
@GigglesDoesStuff I’m sorry but is your generation able to keep their opinion to themselves anymore?
@GigglesDoesStuff Given they typed out the comment with correct grammar, syntax, and punctuation, I'd say "Yes, it looks like the generation that OP belongs to does still speak english. 👍
@GigglesDoesStuff Autocorrect gave them one extra apostrophe and you decided to get mad about it on the internet?
Also: "Syntax: the way in which linguistic elements (such as words) are put together to form constituents (such as phrases or clauses)." Look at that. Guess I used it right.
@GigglesDoesStuff not everybody has to be extremely literate on the internet yknow, atleast if the comment is comprehensible and you understand it, that's all that should matter.
@GigglesDoesStuff Okay boomer.
Mark: “there’s got to be a map or something around here”
Also Mark: *ignores the maps all over the walls of the literal fire watchtower*
also can’t they literally just press m at any time
map button: do i even exist?!?!
The true Markiplier experience
The game has seriously improved. Bigfoot's AI seems smarter, there are new mechanics, traps from the woods and Bigfoot is finally not useless in buildings anymore.
I like Bigfoot's healing mechanics too.
And Mark being sweet to Wade was wholesome and a nice change.
@@afinnishfishnet7366 I can see the concern, though I think if he was bigger it'd mean insta kill strikes. Already at his size he should normally one shot a Human.
@@LasagnaQueen true, him using a sign to attack humans should probably demolish a car along with the sign if we're going by muscle mass.
@@firstnamelastname7298 Yeah, but I love the fact he picks stuff to beat you with it. Its scary and comedic at once X'D
I don't think the healing mechanic is good because it's just way too hard. If there were different difficulties that'd be fine, but for the normal game to make it hard to bring down Bigfoot health already and then he regains a huge portion of it is too much. The amount he can heal should be more limited basically.
@@afinnishfishnet7366 Idk, about him needing to be bigger. He looks bigger than a gorilla which is pretty big. I do think I'd be cool if when breaking into houses he didn't just have to break the door, but break some of the area around the door because he was too tall in wide. Almost warping the door frame. That would be cool and scary, so I'm not opposed to the idea either.
Mark to dead Wade: "I look forward to seeing you alive and well again."
Tree: bullsh*t
This is the funniest of the ones ive read so far
Mark: Sorry, no healing. False hope
Wade: ReBElliOnS aRe buiLt On FaLsE hOpE
I understood that reference
@@samnieuwenhuis5555 Isn't that from Rogue One?
@@Smytguy
Well, not those exact words, but yeah
timestamp
9:43
The moment when Markiplier realizes you can shut the door, and jump out the window when he breaks in.
Wade: “Oh look Mark it’s the deer.”
Markiplier: “Yeah just bones now.”
I made it to the video at 52 minutes. 8 to spare
@YadGotCombos your content is way better for 3 year olds, i guess
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
@YadGotCombos No it ain't.
@YadGotCombos ur bad lol
Mark picking up dead Wade and Wade being like, “oh hey buddy!” was just priceless.
Play 1 night at flumptys 3
If anyone wants to see the timestamp press read more but if you think it’ll be a ‘spoiler’.. have a great time scrolling through comments/replies
14:15
Wade: "It looks like Leather Face and Pizza the Hutt had a baby"
Me: "yes, that makes sense"
Not sure if you're unaware (if you are aware then ignore this) but Pizza the Hut is a character from a parody movie. If you don't know what I'm talking about it's not a nice looking character so be prepared lol
@@seanionan7275 I fee like enough people have at least heard of Spaceballs to warrant saying it's name, they might recognize it by name if nothing else. What a classic
@@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms I've actually met quite a large number of people who've never heard of the movie, and considering that Markiplier is popular with younger generations I wouldn't be surprised if a large group of fans didn't know about it, which is why I pointed it out because you never know. My brother is only 3 years younger than me and only just heard of and watched Space Balls this year so *shrugs*
@@seanionan7275
That's is such an injustice.
Everyone should be shown Spaceballs at the age of 7 by default.
The raccoon isn't a masochist, he just wanted to push his limits
Hes an anime protagonist
Memento Mori
Quick Fact: The bangs you heard in the woods, were tree knocks, it is believed that Saquatch communicate by grabbing sticks and bangging them on tree's. But Great videos guys, they were awesome!
"It is believed" is such a good way to say "someone made up that"
It is believed that shit was a big 🧢
@@raiorai2 same with “supposedly”
I thought I heard the squatch
@@raiorai2 I mean yea, It's bigfoot. Almost every article about urban legends and mythical creatures is just filled with theories and assumptions because no one knows shit about them or if they're even real lol
I love how Mark’s reaction at 13:30 is like:
“He’s on a higher plane! He’s transcended our existence! We can’t stop him!”
In memory of Wade 'Wade' Barnes:
Wayde had a deep love for traps. Many thought he'd enjoy them for decades longer, but he was sadly torn from this life far too soon while on a light camping trip with his friends. The local fauna did not take kindly to his presence... Deep down we all knew his strong scent would get him in trouble some day.
Wayne fought valiantly, managing to find his footing again after being fully pounded by a large hairy man, but ultimately couldn't resist being swept off of his feet soon after. Friends and family can take comfort in knowing that Walter died doing what he loved... Getting stepped on.
Rest in peace Walbert
I love how his name gets more and more obscured at the end
Wallace was such a great guy. 😔 A legend was lost tonight.
Rest in peace william 😔
I can't believe we lost Waylon so soon... ✊😔
I'm sorry Wilson.
i cant stop screaming about the “oh mark theres a bear” “OH MY GOD THERES A BEAR”
The funny thing is the same exact words were screamed on the Raft stream lol
Wade has two settings for these kinds of Co-op games.
1; He's the expert going around and doing stuff while Bob and Mark faff about.
2: He dies and Bob and Mark stubbornly carry around his body everywhere.
There's no in between for him it seems, haha.
I like how Mark takes a second and looks up while his friends are getting absolutely murdered by Bigfoot and says
“Hey the moon’s pretty cool”
How much brutality do you want?
Mark: Yes
@SC (BEST RUclipsR EVER) even I have more subs
@SC (BEST RUclipsR EVER) lol bot
Overused
@SC (BEST RUclipsR EVER) ur moms throat is the best too
@YadGotCombos bot
20:02 Fun fact: wolves are incredibly timid on their own and do not seek conflict unless rabid or starving.
Even in a pack or just on their own? Or both?
@@Phantm_SharkI think on their own. Packs provide safety, so.
Wade: "Good thing he doesn't heal overtime..."
Bigfoot: *gains 40 hp*
He was being sarcastic, they figured out that Bigfoot can heal in the last episode
@@elegantparadox7413 i know, but it was just an extremely funny joke, where you laughed histerically for hours after reading.
@@bobiseenflop7616 It's just the timing of it too.
He was being sarcastic... he knows Bigfoot heals over time.
@@bobiseenflop7616 But it's not an extremely funny joke 💀🧍♀️
Bigfoot running with the trap on his foot while they're all panicking was the funniest thing I've seen today 😂
Spoiler!!
@@Astro-so1mi Usually, I try not to look at the comments until the middle of a video. Sorry, mans
I like how in every game Mark always asks if there's fall damage AFTER he's already walked off the cliff
Bob and wade: screaming for their lives
Mark after getting nearly mauled to death: huh the moons pretty cool
Haha
I love how this turned to a buddy adventure where friends are searching for Stonehenge to bring their dumbass friend back to life while they themselves are completely incompetent.
I’m late to this, as per usual, but I love how every time Mark and Bob tried to be “emotionally vulnerable” with Wade, the universe decided they had arrived at the darkest timeline and had to correct it with repeated disaster. 😂
( edit: had to add a missing word)
Something I've noticed on Distractible that I like is that lately they laugh more at Wade's humor and jokes, and it really is nice to hear all three of them have a good time together.
This^
true but they are still really weird about it especially in the last bigfoot video. waydes jokes do go far and they react like this usually 10:03 (this is the boarderline joke that they acted really weird ab)
@@charlottepalenque1830 I think they are just committing to the gag though. I don't think it's that Wade's not funny to them, they just act like it at times for the running gag. It dates back to drunk Minecraft.
@@charlottepalenque1830 It's just a bit. It's not that deep
During night Bigfoot gets a bonus to attack, in the day he gets a bonus to healing. Turning off your lights actually makes you harder to see. Smells and noise attracts him more than you realize. He can literally see the direction of a sound from half way across the map! The thumping is him weakening trees and gathering weapons. If you stay quiet you can hear what sounds like rope twisting, that means a tree trap is near by. It is better to place those hazards at his feet and shoot them, than it is to try to hit him with it or detonate (gas cans, generators, dynamite, etc.) Before you trek a long distance, wait for day light. The map is randomly generated. It uses the same land mass but locations get randomly placed for each new game. His hideout is at the marble caves.
We gotta get this pinned for da boiz
"hey guys, you feel that rumbling?"
*house has a seizure while bigfoot breaks the window*
Mark: *says some nice things*
Tree: im bouta end this mans whole career.
That moment was priceless lol came out nowhere like the rko meme
The tree restored balance to the universe.
ikr lol lmao xd tw
Bob: “Hey guys, feel that rumbling?”
*window explodes*
Okay but that last encounter with Bigfoot when he spotted Mark in the darkness was terrifying. This game has improved.
Mark: “I care very deeply about you, and I look forward to seeing you alive, and well again.” *tree falls on him* “A tReE fElL oN mE!” 🤣 16:28
Mark being "emotional" with Wade was actually kinda wholesome lol
wade talking about the 'pizza mask' made me have horrible flashbacks to hand simulator where he was saying a snake turned into a tiger
It was a frog that turned into a tiger, but close enough.
guys, please, let's say a HUGE thank you to mark for uploading literally every day this past week, we're so grateful for that
@YadGotCombos bot
I agree
Yeth, also ur pfp gives me life❤️
Thanks mark!
Shut up
new video title:
markiplier warning wade about traps for 27 minutes.
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
@YeaMan Your page is ice cold
18 minutes, the last 9 minutes was Wade telling Mark (and Bob sometimes) lol
Wade: "I'm here to help with the Racoon Wolf Bear."
Jesus christ, I did not know Big Foot lived in Australia.
This is hilarious, even though Australia doesn't even have any of those animals 🤣.
Still unsure on the Bigfoot, though. He might live here.
Mark and the guys: In the middle of battling Bigfoot, chaos everywhere, guns blazing, monster roaring, blood splattering, adrenaline pumping, hearts pounding, bodies breaking
Mark: hey, the moon’s pretty cool
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
@@SickAndMeanSAM stop replying to it, it's a bot. Just report it for spam and move on.
@@rbmac110 It seems that poggeriname is spamming his comment too, so it's probably a bot replying to other bot, how ironic.
@@rbmac110 i know dude im not dumb its funnier to make fun of the bot
@@SickAndMeanSAM there ya go.
Wade: good thing he doesn't heal over time!
Bigfoot's health: goes from 1,035 to 1,077
"He's running with the trap, he's reached a new level. He's ascended!" 💀💀
“Uh mark there’s a bear”
“WOAH AH AH! ITS A BEAR!!!!”
That’s probably my favourite bit 🤣
Read dat as it happened lol
@SC (BEST RUclipsR EVER) no, you make shitty geometry dash content
@@animefanmapleshadetheacele567 Read your comment as it happened, I'm not even kidding that was such good timing😭😂
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
@@catalina5175 🤣😂Cool
Mark: I am 100% sure this is one shot.
Literally 5 seconds later: THE DYNAMITE DOES NOT WORK
It did 59 damage.
Which, considering Bigfoot starts with around 1500, isn't very much.
4:58
Mark: literally face to face with the worlds most brutal monster.
Also Mark: oh hey the moons pretty cool.
72 Dangerous Animals: North America
Mark is such a good friend to Bob and Wade It's a wholesome friendship and they're entertaining together haha
24:47 seeing his silhouette appear from the nothing is absolutely terrifying but also hilarious 🤣
This series has taught me how quickly Wade would just die if an apocalypse happens. Like genuinely first death in a horror movie haha
Mark: He’s in the trap! He running with the trap! He’s ascended!
Me: *dying*
16:27
"I care very deeply about you, and I look forward to seeing you alive and well agai- AH!"
"What"
"The tree fell on me!"
Best part of this whole video
I miss when Mark would play games with Bob and Wade every week. That was the good stuff it really was.
Yeah same. Distractible is really good tho
It's been years since they started finding Bigfoot. The day that they beat a bigfoot game will leave a mark on history
Hehe, a "Mark" on history... 😏
...I'll see myself out.
13:33 - Mark watched as Wade got chokeslammed and finished off with a head stomp. What a maneuver!
“Hey you guys feel that rumbling?”
Bigfoot: hello there
I got heat on my paige
Wade: Do you think we can shoot the gas can?
Me screaming at the screen: YEEESS
Mark: No it's probably for a generator.
there literally was generator at the firetower
Moral of the story: When Bob says "Do you hear that?"
*RUN*
I love how every reaction from him and his friends are genuinely funny and just them being their goofy selves.
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
Mark: gets caught in a tree trap
Also Mark: *gibberish intensifies*
The pure panic that goes with "bigfoot can come in houses"
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
Mark: HWUHEUBWUIGJEHU
* *has a tree fall on him While carrying his dead friend, Wade* *
Bob: HWUHEUBWUIGJEHU
* *drops his dead friend, Wade* *
Mark: HWUHEUBWUIGJEHU
* *gets caught in primitive iron maiden type wooden hanging trap* *
The rapid succession of the panicky incomprehensible blubbering was just pure gold 🤣.
"I love how he doesn't heal over time"
*Heals*
“Turns out you can’t heal without healing items.”-Wade
Shirou Emiya: *happy sword noises*
For a minute, 60 seconds in Africa passes.
"is there fall damage!?!?" He asks AFTER jumping off the side of the mountain 💀
Bob: “I’m dying to a wolf!”
Mark: “is that a raccoon?”
He says it like it’s the most interesting thing ever, it’s hilarious. Especially because you can hear bob’s gunshots.
Great video, 10/10
Markiplier plays scary games and makes the atmosphere of the horror game less spooky with their funniest moments
@YadGotCombos gotta love bots man, they write in even the most unseen comments
Mark: throws dynamite past bigfootman " G FOR GO BOOM"
bigfootsie: takes no dmg cause boom boom stick went past him
Mark: it did nothing!
but he took like 100 damage at that moment
@@DarkPlague20
I went frame by frame.
The moment the gdynomite went off, he lost 59 health.
He lost some just before the blast which is from Bob and Wade shooting him.
Mark: being emotional with wade
Tree: MY WADE
Soviet tree: OUR WADE
I love the little touch of having Wade's text appear next to his dead body. Just *chef's kiss*
Wade: “Good thing he doesn’t heal over time.”
Me: *But you just said that as soon as he-*
I was hoping someone else saw that!!! It was literally the only time I saw him heal 😂
The_Thingy / Double-T [T_T] Yeah, that was the joke
@@Bodey2 No
Mark killing the bear : "I butchered it"
Wade : "Oh, cool!"
when i tell you i snorted-
I think we can all agree that we don't come here for bigfoot.....
We come for the pure joy that radiates off of Mark, Bob, and Wade
@YadGotCombos If he's bad then go 🪑🪑
Bob: Hey, you guys feel that rumbling?
Bigfoot: *Breaks Window*
The fact that this is a horror game yet it's just chaotically funny instead lmao.
2:31 WERE JUST GONNA IGNORE PIZZA THE HUT 😭
This has gone exactly how a horror movie could get
4:45
Mark: I'm out of ammo.
Bigfoot: *attacks*
Wade: *throws a flare and makes Mark's pov look like hell*
Also Wade: That flare did not seemingly work...
Mark: Hey, the moons pretty cool.
It's just me or does it remind you of Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas?
@@CautionRamen298 absolutely did, if Jack was a pumpkin/moon
I had a horrible day and just finished bawling my eyes out and decided to watch something to distract myself from how hopeless I felt. Believe it or not your video made me laugh and I somehow feel better. Thanks :)
I hope things have gotten better for you. Have a cookie 🤗🍪
once again wade has "the frog turned into a tiger" vibes
I wonder if mark is going to do a stream where he actually tries to beat the game like the last time they played it, I hope he does, would be fun to see.
Mark: tells Wade how much he cares about him and being very genuine
Tree: I’m gonna end this man’s whole career
Clearly there’s no good karma in this game
He also got slung up into a tree trap like 2 minutes later
I guess the trees just really hate Mark damn
MARK PLEASE KEEP PLAYING THIS GAME!! It’s so fun and funny to watch you and the guys play such a realistic, well-made, unexpected and challenging game!
love your name
Me: "Damn, that's a big ass tree."
3:00 Mark: "I don't know. It's on the other side of that big ass tree."
Lovely timing amiright
i died of laughter when mark dropping wade trying to zipline then sees bigfoot and zips right back up 😂😂😂😂😂
Wade: "It looks like Leatherface and Pizza-The-Hut had a baby!" Ah yes, I remember that Star Wars character, always handing out those damn Margarita pizzas to Luke Skywalker...
Spaceballs
@@Wombattlr Fair enough, you right! lol
Sorry Wade, I owe you a pizza
“Hey guys you feel that rumbling?” 😂😂😂
4:54 This shot looking up at a red bigfoot with the halloween moon behind him is so menacing
I'm so glad that Bigfoot has finally returned on marks channel :)
Mark, please keep this streak of horror games with the boys. So consistently good.
Mark: sets trap
Wade: this looks like a lovely place to walk rn
I don't know why but watching Mark, Bob, and Wade play together reminds me of me and my siblings xD
@YeaMan paige? the wrestler?
I'm quite unsettled by the fact that they completely brushed over Wade's "Rebellion is built on false hope" remark at 9:43
*just finished watching Free Guy*
Wade: “What if the codes written in these blinds and you need to close them to see it?”
Me: 👀
Here’s a tip, those gas cans you can blow up on Bigfoot and they do a good chunk of damage while deterring him. Also, pretty sure you used the dynamite the wrong way or missed him entirely
Literally nobody:
Mark: hE cAn sMElL yOuR mEaT