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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Poorly written women Pt.53
Men Writing Women Edition
#satire #menwritingwomen #writtenbymen #womenwrittenbymen #poorlywrittenwomen #maleauthors #badwriting #women #pov #booktube #acting #fanfiction #simps #alphamale
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You know it's a good skit when it makes you feel violently ill 😭
The “Evolutionary recognition of the protector” had me truly dying 💀
I first read and thought she was gonna say "Predator"😭🤌
Why are so many men obsessed with that idea lmaooo
It sounds like those "alpha wolf" smut intros 😂💀
@@katerihensel3234 This gave me "El lobo siempre cuida su loba" vibes, and it made me cringe so hard 😖
@@andres_david25 yesss lol those 🫣😭
Holy shit you found my friend's manuscript
😮😮😭
Stfu this is too real😭
If thats your friend he's in a cult run.
Is (or hopefully just was) he a „Women are lying about their pain and experience! I know because I’m a real Man! An Alpha Male Who knows everything!“ -Guy
Aka
a „The world needs to follow my delusions or else I feel dumb/powerless“ - Guy
@@LittleMaitea Mine mercifully isn't. He's got a big heart & means well. He has a smother mother, which is awkward because she's kind to our family but hovers over her son like he's an unarmed soldier, & all places except school & home are enemy grounds. He himself is a great friend to me, but he's pretentious (especially around his mom), right-wing, & (it seems) anti-abortion. He's also just the least self-aware person in my life. Situation is absolute bananas
"worse than any period could do"
yes im calling the ambulance rn girl!
Get the defibrilator!
Too late she's probably already dead
@@Just_me509 Then the defibrillator won’t work! BEGIN CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!
That's when she realised that her uterus had prolapsed.
@@ruhinaresh7410 WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PARAMEDICS?!?!!?!!!
"This IS the way the women's body alert her to the right man!"
I can't 💀✋🏼
Fantasy is such an under-explored genre. It's always dwarves and elves and dragons and shit, but uterus-based proximity detection and alpha-seeking puppy-titties? That's the good shit.
@@TheRawrnstuff Dude- 💀 😭
Take my like and leave...
@@TheRawrnstuffLMAOO
@@TheRawrnstuffClosest I think we've gotten is the vagina portal to a demon dimension, in one person's book. Forgot who the author was, though.
@@Daelyah "When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades [boyfriend] Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs."
- The Amazon Kindle ebook description, _The Haunted Vagina,_ by Carlton Mellick |||
4/5 Stars, by 1414 reviews.
The "tugged away like puppies on a leash" genuinely put me in physical pain. Ouch
I have the urge to ask men who write things like this if they've ever seen a woman's breasts try to do this thing because omg she saw a real man. Not because it isn't possible, but just to see the devastated look on their faces as they realize that according to their own view of women's anatomy, they are not the alpha/a real man/whatever they think they are.
Dont you know us women have magnet like nipples that guide us to the Alpha Males? Lmao.
YT said this has 2 replies. it's either
1. Replies were NSFW, so they blocked it
2. YT is taking drugs, AGAIN
I also internally felt the pain. I'd rather jump down a flight of stairs and lend upright with no bra than actually feel any of the two horrific experiences this author has bestowed upon us.
HELP 😭
EEWWWWW
"Her body tries to tear itself apart, reacting to the bad writing."
*Gold stars your comment*
FR
Yes!
"Sal gasps in shock and nearly faints, until seeing this funny comment. Although, after laughing, he then faints." (I'm sorry I had to)
THIS
"worse than anything a period could do"
So she's just completely knocked tf out from the pain then
Yea no she's dead.
@@MarfansGoth Fair point!
She's on life support in the hospital because of that pain.
That just means the guy could catch her.
@@RayF6126 And then she immediately passes out from the excruciating pain and they have to call an ambulance.
I always look for that tell-tale sign of the breasts getting heavy in the shirt, so I know when a woman is into me.
is that why you're always watching 📸🤨
remember, if you see a girl clutching her uterus, she is in love with you! immediately start kissing her and she will be relieved of her pain 👍
What's really amazing is if a girl happens to be standing on a scale when it happens. You can actually see the weight increase.
you must be really looking hard
@@timbuktu8069 yess I've done that it is actually so weird 🤭
“Rachel wasn’t like the other girls. They all wore their cute little pink dresses and high heels. Not Rachel though…She preferred jeans and tank tops over uncomfortable dresses. Despite her, carefree style, every boy wanted her. They would claw at a iron door just to be with her. She didn’t wear makeup but her beauty was radiant, gleaming. Her smile lit up a room.”
“She usually hated parties. She preferred to go home and read a few novels. Tonight though, was different. She was feeling wild that night. She walked into the party and all eyes were on her. Her blue orbs scanned the room, trying to find a quiet spot to settle down into. Her blue orbs land on him. His beautiful hot chocolate colored hair and bright, green orbs. She could help but let out a gasp. “Who is that man?!” She thinks to herself”
Stop bc I can’t finish writing this I’m crying 😭
Can someone get you an award
Rachel wasn't like other girls, because she was an autistic lesbian.... therefore she was actually like a lot of girls.
The completely accurate usage of "orbs" 😂😂
I'm gonna help you:
"Complete silence fell over the room. It was, like they were the only persons existing in the room. Everyone stared at them. Until suddenly a girly girl in a pink girl-dress approached HIM and tried to offer him a drink in a pathetic attempt to gain his attention. Did she not realize that he was Rachel's soulmate?
To show how totally not jealous she was, Rachel turned. The place was crowded but once she passed a table, three guys stood up and offered her a seat. She smiled and wanted to take a seat, when suddenly an orgasm-like feeling stroke her. It came from a hand lying on her shoulder.
Rachel turned and saw HIM again, right in front of her. He asked: "May I ask for a dance with you, my lady?" His manly man-voice vibrated in her breasts and she nearly swooned.
She laughed like an angel and threw her long, golden, silky hair back. Six guys in the background passed out. Only HE - a real alpha male - was able to withstand her strong feminity."
I'm sorry. I had to write a second part. 😂😂
@@MissEynah STOP 😭 I’m sobbing right now my stomach hurts so bad 💀
“Worse then any period could do”- My god how is she still standing!?
I would pass away my cramps are BAD so I would just sit down immediately
copied comment 😔😔
Frfr
Omg howwww??? My periods sometimes have me curled up in bed CRYING.
Ya I’ve had bad enough cramps to where it put me on the floor and I almost threw up… thought I was gonna pass out and everyone around me thought I was dying and should go to the hospital…
Still wanted to get through the school day because “fight through the pain”
"her breast get heavy, like puppies pulling on a leash"
...😭💀
Oh my lord, I read it as “Like puppies falling on a leash” 😭
@@arandomuser3500 😭😭😭
id love to read something like that lol
Alternative ending "but little did Amex know, Ellie was infected with a terrible curse that caused random body parts to come to life, often kicking her or trying to run away. And she intended to transfer her curse onto him, guided by her wandering boobs."
Quality plotwist 😂
i think amex meant american express
Guided by her wandering boobs! 😂❤🎉
That's so funny and tongue in cheek!
@@julian_games_22 same, but I like this version too😅
Oh my God. 🤭😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“worse than any period could do” oh my gods how is she alive-
Hiii PJO fan
@@WillSolaceIsASwiftie Hi😃
@@ajr726 I love ur pfp
@@WillSolaceIsASwiftie ty, I like yours too
@@WillSolaceIsASwiftie Hiii fellow Percy Jackson fans
These descriptions are supposed to be seductive, but why do they sound like Nat Geo Wild?😭
FR
Is that the kids version of Nat Geo? because that makes total sense
@@mrspicolliI think it might be a nature documentary series but could be wrong, I mostly read the History magazines
IK LOL it's like they're describing her wild behavior
The feminin-iasha waltzes into the field, fanning herself and showing off her meticulously prepared game-face. She has but one goal: Find a compatible strong male, to last for the winter nights
"Ow my uterus-"
"SOULMATE."
I think my insides just flinched holy shit that was brutal
😅 I apologize
@@steph_matarazzo no it’s fine it’s a good video it’s an accurate representation of some male authors’ writing prowess
@@thebookgeek3546 maybe you found the *right* man lmao
@@15.dhritiagrawal56 I’m a lesbian so no thank you actually
@@thebookgeek3546 it was a reference to the video lol
“her skin was like chocolate, but not the brown kind because she was white”
Ouch. Could it be? You just made it worse. Good job! I didn't think it was possible honestly
"An *abundant* amount of freckles, but *not too much* because her skin looked & felt like the appearance of c r e a m"
her hair looked like the sunset, but not orange or pink because she was blonde.
LMFAO
Cause she was white chocolate
Im pretty sure my uterus is hiding behind my liver thanks to this one 😂
LMAO
Don’t worry I’m sure the male author will find a way for his male characters 🍆 to “rearrange those organs” (because that’s just how women’s internal parts work apparently)
Same, I couldn't continue this to the end 💀
BRO AS A BOY IM ASCENDING TO THE HEAVENS
@@IsntmycatcuteI wish I could have as much self-respect as you do. I finished it, and as a woman, I hope I can forget this feeling as soon as possible. I even feel bad for the girl who made this. Imagine posing through all this torture
“Worse than anything a period could do.”
And she *didn’t* collapse on the floor? Yeah ok, likely story.
The men heard women have intuition and took it the wrong way 💀
Don’t you get intuition from your uterus and boobs, too? Oh uggghhhh just meeeee? 😭
😂😂😂😂
Yeppp..👍🏻
I've seen far too many women stick with, and even defend, their abusers so I already know this is bullshit. I'm in a relationship and she responds better when I'm an asshole. When I am nice she thinks less of me. It's really annoying. I just wanna be able to be nice to her have her give me attention for it instead of being a jerk and her responding to it!
@@NCXitlali Give him a chance to explain. He'll begin by explaining your exact situation. Then he'll give an example of how to express yourself without coming across as emotionally needy. It's not a big change in the way you express yourself - it just requires the tiniest bit of patience to draw her in to concern about you and your feelings. Dan Bacon - How to Make a Woman Treat You Well in a Relationship. ruclips.net/video/wSax9a-mh1g/видео.htmlsi=MaT2HrFOEbUQ8Ubc
That dog on leash one made me uncomfortable
That was actually inspired by a real book quote 😭
Same 😭
@@steph_matarazzoI’m sorry WHAT‽ Tell me which book so I don’t have to read it.
@@rosepuppy1984 it really is, I've seen it in a book but I don't remember what it was (my brain decided to forget so I don't have to suffer knowing it exists)
@@steph_matarazzoWHAT 💀
"worse than any period can do" IS SHE HAVING A HEART ATTACK??? KIDNEY STONES???
I straight up thought uh oh that one night stand for free drinks was a little more than she bargained for. Lol😅
LITERALLY. DO THESE MEN KNOW WHAT A PERIOD IS?? 😂
@@AS-kf1olit’s astounding to me how some men think a women’s body is some supernatural thing that has bizarre things happen like it’s a regular thing… like I know we’re different but women’s bodies aren’t that hard to understand 😅
Actually some periods are more painful than heart attacks, which is one of the reasons why women don't go to the doctor for hearts attacks as much because "it wasn't that painful"
@@SaraRankins.I do think that was their point. I also believe females tend to have more severe pain than not, but the fact we all gotta act like everything's ok in public when on our periods might give other females around us the idea that they're abnormal if their pain is severe.
"Worse than anything a period could do"
Oh so she's passed out cold then-
i stopped at the uterus part and go “IS SHE PREGNANT WTFFF- oh wait no its just the male author”
Same! Lol
SAME
Amae
iktr
Ikr like hol' up WHAT!
Women writing women:
“Okay so I want this badass chick with guns”
I a fellow woman also want a badass chick with guns. Also ladies with swords thats good too.
Yes!!!
Yess! Honestly the only right way to write fmc’s
Its like that, or a character that has absolutely no personality trait besides "Im in love with that dude, but I cant be so obvius" and then procedes to be that obvius hahah
But then she can be feminine AND strong or just completely badass. That’s what’s good about women describing women it’s way more realistic 😂
My favorite male writer senerio.
"Her stomach was in twist for the high school football captain. But what was this feeling. Anxiety? She's never felt that before" it made me laugh as a freshmen especially since the girl was a senior.
proves the writer dropped out of high school 😭
Scenario
"In twist"
What drugs had that girl been on cause I really need them
2/4 in support. The other two might be as well but I think I've confused them since I wrote with bad grammer.
THIS is the way a womans body alerts her to the right man
**Audibly frog eye blinks**
Its always the breasts being described in the most outlandish ways that I find the most hilarious.
“Her breasts stared at me through her dark blue dress”
Like no, I think you’re staring at THEM
I'll never forget the one where they "bounced boobily" . Thank goodness I didn't read that book myself. But some male writers really have women look in the mirror and give measurements and act like the woman is turned on by herself.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, this is DEFINITELY how my breasts work! 😂
Fr tho like what 😭😭😭
Fr
you know shit's getting unrealistic when they try to compare anything as worse than period pain 😂😭
Exactly 😂
Though tbf this last period didn't have me writhing in pain on the floor. But check back in a couple weeks because my ovulation comes with enough pain to drive any man insane 🙃
@@TheCumberCoIlective Yeah, I haven't had mine since October of last year, and I suspect that it's building up.
I was in the middle of a hike once when some of the worst cramps ever started. My younger brother could not for the life of him comprehend why I was falling behind. I wanted to yell at him "how about I kick you in the crotch once every couple of minutes and see how fast do you make it up this mountain"
Something worse than that suddenly happened while I was at a bar I wouldn't be looking around for a man I'd be in the bathroom crying and vomiting.
Fr😭😭 like yeah I haven't had anything worse than that one migraine I had once, but even that one wasn't worse than my sister. Literally the only thing that stopped her from calling an ambulance once was that she physically couldn't speak
Couple of periods back I full on fell to the floor. Apparently from anemia.
"like puppies pulling on a leash" HAHAHA
I died at the accuracy 🤣 As someone who has written literary RPGs, I have had other writers godmod and write nearly those exact thoughts into my character's head (also the exploding uterus ... like why).
Cow udders
@@TheGecko213😭 What??
@@TheGecko213 the *WHAT!?*
This had me rolling 😂
"She suddenly feels a kick in her uterus."
Sounds like they've previously met then 💀
I thought she was pregnant 😂
"Worse than anything a period could do"
PICOs enters the chat.
What's that? Please enlighten me.
@@RainbowGamer701 PCOS. It's a common disease it makes period irregular
my endometriosis made me experience severe blood loss and paralyzing pain for 8 years before i finally got treated, was told i was faking it and that painful periods were normal. For peeps with endo, periods can be more painful than heart attacks and literal childbirth. Unfortunately it puts us at risk for untreated heart attacks because of that, because we don't realize we're having a heart attack.
@@TheSnowconeMachinewoah, I never heard about the heart attack thing. ❤That must have been the absolute worst. Sending love.
@@justabout6979 thanks so much for the kind wishes! Thankfully, it's easily treatable- once i went on birth control I went from soaking my pads with heavy bloodflow for a week straight and having debilitating pain, to very mild bleeding for just a couple days and barely any cramping! the difference was really like night and day, and I will forever regret going so long without being treated. So many years of being too sick to go to school, and in so much pain i wasn't able to move...
This is also almost all werewolf romances.
And those are normally written by women, weirdly enough... I blame Wattpad =/
@@notamoose2070 It's because they've literally never experienced life before and all they know is Movies 😭😭
i hate that universe/genre of books with a passion; why are the alphas always so mean to their bonded "mates"!? why can't they just meet them and be like "cool, lol, you're the one". They gotta assert dominance and shit and embarrass them 😭 ugh, IIIIICK.
@@multifandomharlot this. Honestly, as a writer of supernatural fiction myself, the fact that stories featuring werewolves are still using the 'male alpha wolf' concept when canine behaviorist consider it to be outdated is already annoying enough. But adding the 'fated mate' stuff on top of that?
It makes me genuinely hope those damn books are being written by AI or pre-teens.
@@notamoose2070
I haven't read one werewolf universe book with this "alpha male" concept, that I've liked. They're all trash. Maybe there are a few gems out there that I haven't read yet, but so far it's all been hot garbage and I refuse to read anymore of them.
My whole brain currently hurts.
Mine short-circuited at the uterus part. 😵
How to delete someone else's video
"This IS the way the womens body alert her to the right man!"
Now i know why im still single.
"her breast get heavy in her shirt trying to escape and run to him-" made my skin turn itself inside out I feel burning
The way it's an actual Stephen King line too lmao
Wait really what book ??@@emstink
GIRL NO WAY@@emstink
@@emstinkStephen king doesn’t know how boobs work my man seriously thought they stayed upright pointing to the ceiling when a women is lying on her back lol
Puppies!!
“Worse than anything a period could do.” GURL IS SUFFERING
Fr
Worse than anything a period could do = worse than an actual heart attack according to some research! Wtf! 😳
Nah she is giving birth
Realistically she’d be dying on the floor
All I could think when I heard that was how many men seem to think period pain is imaginary and probably wouldn't write that. My mom's boss told her that it was all in her head. I rarely if ever get cramps, but I know more than a few women with serious cramps that interfere with daily activities.
I didnt know my uterus could be a potential WINGWOMAN!!!
WINGTHING*
imagine if she was actually at the bar, but she never got a bar to produce, oh the simp men, no where to be found, the dream guy wasn’t in her room with her because the man of her dreams she had to meet at the bar
Can I borrow it? My prostate stopped alerting me to the presence of alpha women, and I'm utterly clueless of whose heels I should fall at. But my book about her is coming along great. (satire - not serious😋)
😂🤣
Get bigger
“Worse than anything a period could do” How would you know, men? 😂
Because some females used to be men sweaty.
@@Th3BigBoy It's sweetie, not sweaty, and I know that. I'm not fucking stupid. You probably are, speaking as you don't know elementary school level grammar.
@@Th3BigBoy Trans women can't get periods 😅
@@Th3BigBoy Trans women can't get periods, genius. You need to have a uterus and ovaries for that.
@@Th3BigBoy 1. Trans women can't get periods even if they get surgery.
2. you spelt sweetie wrong 😢
"A kick in the uterus harder than any period"
Excuse me, WHAT? Is she OKAY?
If this is how you find love, you may be in danger.
I never thought that a video could physically hurt me, I was wrong
More than what a period could do?
😂😂😂
omg the complete cluelesness about the female anatomy and complete confidence in decribing it are so on point 😂
Yeah, because she made all that up.
@matthewatwood8641 some guys writing women really are that clueless. Then there are cheap romance novels that are this cringy regardless of gender of the author.
@@beckiehubley5798 You ain't kidding. They're called sh*tty authors. There are women who do a terrible job of writing about men and women who do great with it. It isn't something that specific to gender. Some people are good at writing, others not so much.
The male author she was mimicking sounds like he swallowed a whole bottle of red pills & then vomited it out through a word processor.
Are those claims about female anatomy in the video that yk to be false? Couldn't find any.
@@pythondrink "Worse than any period could do" nahh periods can hurt more than a heart attack.. also "Her breasts get heavy" 💀
As a man and a writer, i was laughing while slamming my palm against the wall, amused for no reason
Please tell me you don’t write like this 😭
@@GlowingAmberRaiinYTT I don't, but I might or I might not
@@DanielIsaac-y2t don't...
@@DanielIsaac-y2t please, spare us
@@DanielIsaac-y2tpls don't I am laughing and crying 😂😭
Amex?!?...she wants a guy whose card won't get accepted anywhere?🤣
It’s accepted more and more haha
Facts. The only truth spoken here.
As an Amex holder ...brutally funny comment.
Black Amex. Cause he's the alpha and sigma at the same time.
People use Amex?
you know you found A good male author when this is not how they describe the women in their books
Rick Riordan, his first description of Annabeth was just iconic.
"You drool when you sleep" was her first line in the book!
Even Dostoievski does😭
@@Scrump594 YOO! PJO fan! Demigods assemble!
@@pichiidana LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!
I was looking for this comment@@Scrump594
Female author writing men: ‘the billionaire philanthropist scientific artistic genius self made world king decided what he really needed was a frumpy, painfully average woman with a feminism degree. And he realized he was lucky to even be in the same room as her. She was, quite liderally, a goddess’
Delete every other comment
This is the only comment that matters 😎
So many languages in this world and yet you spoke only one... the truth x)
@@daveyalbert4839agreed
Don't forget that he's also 6'5 with a ripped six pack and despite working enough to be a billionaire plus all his other hobbies plus spending all the time at the gym He also devotes every waking second to her and her needs and waits on her hand and foot like a hot butler never putting his own needs even into the equation but only caring about what SHE wanted
... and the frumpy average woman suddenly blossoms into an incredible beauty after spending a summer with her aunt in the country. This, of course, makes the men who had ignored or who had teased her in the past suddenly become infatuated with her, all wanting her attention. But the billionaire is the one that truly knows her. He lets her flirt with whomever she wishes, because he knows he cannot tame who she is, and she should be free.
My brain needs a shower.
I cannot count the amount of times I described a male character as strutting lol
MALE CHARACTER STRUTTING? IS THAT A "[Giovanni struts over to Mera's unconscious body, leans down, and takes the Arsene Amulet from her. The battle is over.]" REFERENCE?!?!? /J
Go watch/read Epithet Erased, it's really good and funny. Giovanni canonically wears skirts, too. He knits, sews I think, cooks, bakes, has soup powers, makes soup for his boys [his evil minions, he calls all of em boys, even the two girls, Molly and Spike, if one didnt like that, he would stop], commits crime, loves each and every one of his minions very much [some of em even love him back, like Crusher, named for his crush on Giovanni, and Spike], loves villainy and dinosaurs, or villainy dinosaurs, sleeps in a race car bed, he has two moms, and his favorite color is Hot Rod Flames.... and pink.
He also is the love interest for the antagonist of the sequel book, somehow. He's kinda too dumb to realize she has a huge crush on him, tho. :skull:
Fav color: Hot rod flames (and pink) actually
@@WooperSuper I need to read this book. What's it called?
@@completexidiot7742 There's a show, which is where the Giovanni strutting line is from, that's being written as two books rn! and there's a sequel book. Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic is the sequel book, ebook and audiobook only rn but getting a hardcover in march! The show is called Epithet Erased.
@@arianahanewinkel4727 if you're talking about me yapping about giovanni, that was in my message originally, dunno where it went
How Tolkien writes women:
In the middle of the table, against the woven cloths upon the wall, there was a chair under a canopy, and there sat a lady fair to look upon, and so like was she in form of womanhood to Elrond that Frodo guessed that she was one of his close kindred. Young she was and yet not so. The braids of her dark hair were touched by no frost, her white arms and clear face were flawless and smooth, and the light of stars was in her bright eyes, grey as a cloudless night; yet queenly she looked, and thought and knowledge were in her glance, as of one who has known many things that the years bring. Above her brow her head was covered with a cap of silver lace netted with small gems, glittering white; but her soft grey raiment had no ornament save a girdle of leaves wrought in silver. Such loveliness in living thing Frodo had never seen before nor imagined in his mind; and he was both surprised and abashed to find that he had a seat at Elrond's table among all these folk so high and fair.
Be like Tolkien.
Tolkien was a legend
I ain't reading allat 💀
@@leafyztarthen what are you doing on the book side of YT 😭😭😭
@@graces2477 just cos I write don't mean I read 🙃
@@leafyztar tht make no sense to me???? U gotta read to write man c’monnnn
"this is the way the women's body alert her to the right man" 💀💀
69th like
We as a female with uterus, have quality man detectors, it’s why women hardly ever get kidnapped killed or sexually assaulted.
@@addyshorhnr3544😂😂
@@addyshorhnr3544women idolise serial killers all the time. What are you on about?
"WoRsE tHaN AnY pErIoD-"
LIESSSSSSS
PERIODS HURT THE MOST
So hypothetically speaking, you're telling me period pains hurt more than being boiled alive
@@ozzyiscat1250 yes 😔 (joke plz don't come at me)
Wow as a male writer I've been out here interacting with actual women, asking them questions and observing how they behave in different scenarios to help me write realistic women characters and you just effortlessly grace us with this magnum opus. How am i supposed to compete with that?
What do you mean compete? Doesn't the patriarchy make us win automatically just because we're men?
@@marcosteiner3619 that's not how it works and what it means, good god
Your funny, i like you
@@marcosteiner3619 r/whoosh there, my dude 😅😅😅 You missed that sarcasm
@@CryptidCritter you're wooshing yourself bruh, obviously he knows its sarcasm
*sobs uncontrollably*
how could you. i was having a good day. THIS IS PAIN. *PAIN*
My immediate reaction to the boob thing was “*THATS NOT HOW TITS WORK*”
They do, you just haven’t met the right guy yet.
@@Jasterouge 💀💀💀
“Writing a female character is easy, simply write a Male character that has no personality, then identify them as a Woman.”
-Current Star Wars writers
Your missing make them perfect at everything and she needs no training because she always wins
You forgot the most important ingredient, never have her take responsibility for her actions.
It's about the sex or the characterisation?
sounds like a description of you
@@useraccount3207 She feels threatened a lot. 🤣
Why are the symptoms of seduction literally sound like she's gonna get her periods tho.
Im a man and even my uterus felt that kick
WHAT 😭😭
Dear God, that kick was so painful that it made this man grow a uterus!
😂😂😂😂
@@mask938😂😂😂😂
Omg wait, I'm a male author and I was talking with one of the older authors and this reminds me of his books so much 😭😭😭
Learn from their mistakes and change the trend.
"Her molten chocolate eyes" terrified me 💀💀
Trying to escape her and run to him like puppies on a leash💀💀💀😭😭😭😭 I felt bile rising in my throat as I read that 😭
“Evolutionary recognition of the protector” has me cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West 😂
And why do these protector characters are actually just walking ambulance red flags?? Very demanding. Commanding. Erratic as fuk. Seem to have a personality disorder. Hiding all possible things, not reliable.
Yes. Feels very secure as hell. Very safe and protected.
But because the man is hot, looks masculine and gives good sex, he has to be alpha and secure. 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
Its true though. Why do women want taller man?
I love when people use the "it's basic biology!!" argument in order to cover up for their lack of knowledge in the area.
@@interiot2 its basic biology
@@interiot2 Never spoke to an adult woman besides Mom & Grandma. Read 3 books on evolutionary psychology and 4 on biology. Is now an Alpha Male.
(jk satire lol)
It’s supposed to be satire but this is honestly,so devastatingly,accurate
How though, I’ve never read anything written by a man that describes women this way
@@bonniedykstra6722 Web fiction. Web fiction has male "authors" with a clearly heavy incel slant...
Published books also have a male fantasy of lots of women wanting a main male character...
Male authors tend to write emotional men as showing love, lust, anger, and resting bitch face, but they write the female characters as portraying those plus a gambit of possible histrionics and hysteria...
If you look for it, you see it, and you realize few male authors write realistic characters, and most write fantasy male (of their ideal self) and fantasy females (with stereotypes for lawlz "realism").
There are a few male and female authors who have very human characters. The readers aren't noticing and that reveals a lot about the audience too.
Anyone find it funny how often female writers do this with men as well? 😂, there’s a ton rn
As a male writer who is writing a story with female characters, this is the last thing I would ever put into it to initiate a romance.
Is a great way to write female characters and Jack Nicholson in a movie said this:
"First you think of a male character.. Then you take away reason and accountability"
@@mikekasich836 Yeah, that's great advice from the sexist writing 101 class
@@garfieldkater5469it’s true tho, accountability is kryptonite to many people, but especially women. Even more especially in romance novels written by women.🤷♂️
@@chupachuuups706 especially to women? Based on what the fuck?
@@garfieldkater5469 in romance books/movies or shows; well just read/watch them. The FMC has the scapegoat of “oh, I didn’t mean it that way! I was just(for this example) finding mÿšelf! Now we can be together forever & I’ll be bettér girlfrîènd/wifé BECAUSE of it!” when it comes to chéâting. I’m not saying the convo goes down like that verbatim. Another example is just social media; a woman posting something negativè about a man or hér man, & the comment section is filled with womèń validating her fee fees & experience at the expenśé of the mân, regardless what the man déd or without hearing his side. But even then, they still condemń the guy & śîde with the girl. Sooo many comments by womèń also encourage the womâń to bréák up or divorćê the mân over the smallest, dumbéšt reasons.
"Like puppies pulling on a leash"
WHAT 💀💀💀
“It feels as though her uterus gets a kick”
Tell me why my first thought was “Is she going into labor?”
"A kick worst than anything a period could do" yeah sounds like a sentence a man will write 💀💀💀
this is so underrated omfg
Thank youuu!
Women writing man
: "loyal, repectful, gentle but in touch with his masculinity."
Men writing women
: "HOT, SMOKING HOT"
😂😂
Unless it's Colleen Hoover then it's "horrendously abusive"
Were are these female authors writing males like that? Never seen one
@@MrReset94that's why it's called fiction! 😅
@@MrReset94Look Mr. Obtuse, you know good and well that you don’t read books written by women. If you did, you’d know. So many men complain about how women write men as characters they can’t achieve in real life. I’m a writer and most of my male subs are written as decent men with flaws. You wouldn’t make the cut.
This excludes Rick Riordan tho
FR
Yes uncle Rick is amazing
I love how we can just randomly find fellow Percy Jackson fans basically everywhere
@@daphnejohnson2259actually tho like randomly we pjo fans just gather up
Love the Percy Jackson fantasy just everywhereb
How women write female characters: she walked into the bar and thanked the guy who paid for her drink because that is nice 👍
As a male author who's published 24 books and written dozens of women, I can safely say I have never written any of them like this. Now I'm kinda thinking that maybe I should write a book like this, just for a goof. 😂
Noooooo !!😭 Drop that idea!!🤧
"Not all men" 🤡🤡🤡
Omg and for the female lead take inspiration from the comments here that start with “women writing men”
as kiran said: we got enough of those! Dont EVER drop to a level this low!
@@akani_banani
Did 50 shades sell though?
I'm cackling. I'm dying.
WORSE THAN ANY PERIOD??? How- is she conscious though... 😂😂😂😂
It's the one man not giving her his full undivided attention....
The other bartender is serving several people who are all demanding special orders. After taking down a few, he wipes his brow, and then attempts the first flourish.
*CRASH!!!*
Instant failure, glass shatters on the ground covered by a metal tumbler and several ounces of liquid. He bends over immediately to clean up the mess, trying to hide his embarrassment.
*RRRRRIIIIP!!!*
A loud tear echoes behind the bar, peeking just around the corner, Ellie could see the man's pants had torn perfectly down the middle, becoming simply just loose legs held together by a belt.
The man jolted up, muttered something she couldn't quite hear from her side of the bar, and made his way towards the kitchen doors, which where right beside her....
I'd keep going on but I'm tired, basically he was tooting with each step, passing by her. He sobs lightly but just loud enough for her to hear. Maternal mommy instinct kicks in, milkers pointed like a magnet to his direction at all times. Just make her seem like a freak and make the guy be the embodiment of Murphy's Law without resorting to gore or death.
HELP
@@squidpeeI completely forgot I wrote this, thought I was being genuine for a second, wondered what kind of deranged shit I could be on to write this nonsense, and then I watched the video and realized it was a "men writing women" gag I was going along with 😂
@@biggrayalien4791 LMAO
I'M WHEEZING, DYING, CRYING-
Unfortunately, in romance books, women write women like too. Saying this as a girl.
I fear this. I’m going to go sob in a corner in fear for 3 years, who wants to join me?
Me ✋🏼
please take me with you
I'm joining even if you don't want to
Me
Me. 🥲
I feel like I'm traumatized for life. 🥲🥲
Women writing men: "His chocolate eyes mirrored the color of his dermis, the tapered charcoal he wore embraced him like an old lover, each step he took was done with purpose and care as if demanding that the entire room focus on him, and he could not be missed when the others came to his chin. Beneath the embroidered cufflinks was the glint of his omega and his pants occasionally provided her with a glimpse at his treasures. Everything about him was aethereal, and that made it all the more tragic when he passed her by for the woman next to her."
Ok, now this is actually accurate 💯💯💯
I don't think a woman would write a man like that
His pants were showing? Oh, you mean his trousers...
B for effort and some accuracy. The man isn't cold and domineering enough and isn't simpy enough for FL... I sometimes partake in female romance, but it's really annoying how 95% all have a cookie cutter ML
None of that made any sense😂
I think a good make writer that writes any female character in a story should have a woman read it before publishing
Seriously! Agreed 😌
Or just... write women like people.
A good approach is to first write the character then decide their gender and, if that has any impact on the story at all, make changes where necrssary. Its honestly baffling why authors struggle to write characters of opposite sex. Its not that hard
So many are offended by the very idea, 😂😂😂
You know, once I actually had a guy do this. We were on the same forum and I was unapologetically feminist in my posts. He wrote me privately and asked for input on how to write realistic women and if I could read what he wrote. I thought that was really cool. But also kind of funny bc it was a male-dominated forum so I was like the only woman he knew lol
@sealdude5581 that is exactly how I feel about movie scripts. It always seems like there are SO many characters that could have been played by women but were cast as men. I recently heard that Ripley from the Alien quad was originally intended to be a man. Would've been just another forgettable horror flick if it had. I wish producers would say, "OK, now make half those characters female" before a script could proceed.
"Like puppies pulling on a leach" you just INSULTED them, justice to their humanity
My name is Elly, I’m incredibly uncomfortable with the descriptions in this video, that’s how you know it’s good!
SAME OMG MY NAME IS ELLE TOO!! ❤
"sultry eyes"
This is what a robot understands when you tell it you have a "gut feeling"
I could imagine telling a robot that you have a bad gut feeling about something and it offers you the advice of nausea medication. lol "On a scale of one to ten-" ah hush lol
The same goes for women writing men as well.
No, women writing men, give them character and way more scenes.
@@fictionaddiction4706 Funny
Yeah , sure @@fictionaddiction4706
@@fictionaddiction4706yes yes *Robert put his 42 inch rod in me* so much emotions and drama
certainly true for comics
"Worse than anything a period could do" im a man and even that made me snort LOL
Sweet mother of god when I heard “worse than what any period could do” I was so scared for the words that would come next 😭
Love ur username 🖤👤🤍💜
@Ace-ace-baby Horror novel potential
I thought she died and it was the start of a mystery... Amazing anyone could be so clueless! 😂🤣
@@theevilbean tyyyyyy❤❤❤
My insides felt like they flinched this is like a wattpad fan fic 😂😂😂😂😂
I know this is targeting men, but I have read a lot of female authored books that are pretty much this.
“Worse than any period would” that’d be my sign to RUN
I’ve read enough fan fiction (predominantly written by women) to know that women aren’t any better at writing male characters
There are always exceptions who break the rule. I like exceptional women who break rules.😏
@@davidt1621there are none unfortunately
In kdrama, women wrote male lead character as rich, handsome, tall and living luxurious life, while female lead characters are poor, and rest of the male characters in the drama are like NPCs and literally male character's lapdog.
@@KrishSingh-wd2yn Sucks for you, because there are plenty.
@@davidt1621 Ik. Just wanted a beef,lol.
This isn't just a male auther, this is a normal run of the mill wattpat story💀💀
But isn't wattpad disproportionately female?
Oh dear.. the meh is too meh to meh
@@mperezmcfinn2511yeah thats the point.
@@Alwaystired8568 The point is that teenage girls write women as poorly as men?
E.L. James
"Worse than any period could do" -- right, so a ruptured appendix, gotcha. Well, better get o the ER then!
As a guy that gives these women these feelings...this is incredibly accurate.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Can confirm, he has the same effect on men. Source: I am a man and he gave me those feelings.
Cool story, bro.
@@codycurnutte9778Alpha man...
I sure hope this is irony because your pic already repells me 😂
Perfect example of women writing men writing women.
I've read a lot of books, and this sounds more like how women write women in romance books.
This is pretty much how men write women. If you disagree you haven't really read that much.
Sit down Shaniqua.@@somethingsomethingsomethingg
How to write women...Think of a man. Then take away reason and accountability.
@@somethingsomethingsomethinggI have over a thousand books in my library(which I have read) and I've only ever come across this stereotype on RUclips and online memes.
Stahhhppp !!! Please !!! I don’t have any lady friends that enjoy reading enough to appreciate the comedic satire of this skit ! I am wheezing and hyperventilating omgoshhhh real tears at the AUDACITY & accuracy 😂.
Same! 🤣
I'm so glad the comments aren't "men suck!" But are instead "worse than any period?! How is she alive!"
Plot twist: this was actually written by a woman who wanted to write something how she thinks men would write women.
you don’t read enough if you’re disagreeing w this. you can find many examples in novels and poems that do exactly this lmao
@@fatamy8597 "You don't read enough" ... You mean they don't read enough average stuff. Maybe they spend their life reading actual quality love stories. Those happen and there are plenty, just harder to find.
It was written by panel of male feminists and the 1 token new woman who got her foreskin caught in the zipper of her new tight jeans 😂
100%
That's not a plot twist, this was obviously written by the female creator as a parody of the "men writing women" genre
the way “puppies on a leash” was for her tatas im crying
Naw bro your saying I can find my soulmate through my period cramps thank you for this information I’ll be using it😭😭😭
10 minutes of flipping through the average romance written by a woman for women proves that unfortunately... Half of those are just widespread now