IDK why *"gooner"* or *"gooning"* exists, when *"coomer"* and *"cooming"* was already a thing. Why do we gotta ruin a perfectly fine word like goon and make it into something else other than henchmen 😭😭
@@RF_N nah, I don't think this could be used in any other way than "gatekeeping" or "friend zoning". But if we're stretching, my best guess will be "using contraception"
Ngl, as a person with this addiction, i haven't gone this far of things listed on the video and ever since i watched that one tommorows teachings video, i don't think i want to keep doing this anymore
Wolfbagging is To have an@l with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the you know what become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the giver.
everyday with things like this happening i believe were more going in the direction of the world of Blade Runner or Detroit Become Human and then only the explicit part
Wait, I was justing watching Tommy's "Freakiest BANNED Reddit Communities.." and he seemed to know then what gooning is and in this video he said he doesn't...? How does that make any sense?
#2:34 Bro the word Gooning is literally older than me and I'm almost 20 this is nothing new it's been around for a while the first time I heard about it was back in 2018 when I was 13 there was this guy on twitter called the Goon clown and bro was nasty ass fuck.
Emergency goon kit is crazy
That's what I'm saying 😭
No way you have that little self control 😭😭😭
Well, time to Spawn in a Magnatar.
I knew a dude who was just a sorry mf. Like it was actually pathetic. I made a fake discord account and got him to send me 300$...
Nobody can tell me that that is anything else than a joke
I missed when "goon" was commonly used to refer to an enemy.
You say it like these beings arent enemies of the people.
@@themaxterz0169 Oh, okay. Thanks for correcting me.
We have to call "goons" rapscallions now
6 TB of gooning material is crazy bro 💀
6 TB could hold so much more than gooning material
@@GreatestMinecraftPlayerBO6
Rookie numbers
Bro spent 600 dollars just to make sure he has enough content to…..ok buddy
@@GreatestMinecraftPlayerTbh, it could be Illegal gooning material. Iykwim
GOONING KIT?!?!?!?! we are cooked.
6tb EMERGENCY is crazier
We need the meteor
Goon means a male private part in my language lol.
Amazon finna start selling gooning kits for the low🫰🏾🧐
I thought Goon was supposed to be what You call the Villain's Cronies 😭😭🙏
Goon- An underling for a boss
Gooner- is someone who likes to diddle with themselves nonstop
Egh I guess
@williamTobith No? Goons are supposed to be the villain's henchmen
@@AJotasticGamer uhh ill just leave
@TackSmackIsDenied maybe, but it's definitely mostly by Gen Z
IDK why *"gooner"* or *"gooning"* exists, when *"coomer"* and *"cooming"* was already a thing. Why do we gotta ruin a perfectly fine word like goon and make it into something else other than henchmen 😭😭
I'm calling it, the word "clipping" is gonna be ruined soon
@@BLET_55artem55 "fencing" could be next
@@BLET_55artem55 You've called it. Give it some time, and it'll come true
@@dylanisntvibing imma just start clipping
@@RF_N nah, I don't think this could be used in any other way than "gatekeeping" or "friend zoning". But if we're stretching, my best guess will be "using contraception"
I just saw the title and went hell naw💀
he thumbnail is worse 😭
blud still clicked you know you wanted it 😭
We got like 3 different ways to say you’re beating it “Edging,” “Gooning,” and “Cooming.”
and jelq
@@KompadoodleLEL jelqing is the act of elongating it, not beating it
@@KompadoodleLELthat's the worst one 💀🙏
@@KompadoodleLEL tf is that
you forgot "Fapping"
a terabyte has 1.2 million photos or 2000 hours of video on it so a lot
WHAT
I miss when "Goon" wasn't "Goon" (Derogatory)
This generation is cooked if emergency gooning kits are real
Buying a 6 TB hard disk just for gooning is crazy 💀
Ngl, as a person with this addiction, i haven't gone this far of things listed on the video and ever since i watched that one tommorows teachings video, i don't think i want to keep doing this anymore
so dont
lmao are you talking about the one where the dude goes blind from edging too much and accidentally "messes" with his sister???
@@clif_riceyeah lol that video is so motivational
@@Messup7654 dude, its absolute GOLD 😭
Me and the goons are gonna get you for making this video ya hear?!
Why don’t you start Sidekicking
Finally, someone not afraid to use “goon” like it was meant to be used!
as an everyday gooner I can confirm this has gone too far
I hope this is a joke
We going to the goon cave with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
We need to start NFGing.
Not
FUCKING
Gooning
11:38 poor miku bro 😭
Emergency gooning kit is crazy 💀
Missed opportunity to call the video "Gooning" has goon to far
Tommy and the Gooning Machine.
“Tickin away, the moments that make up a dull day.” I find this quote by Pink Floyd fitting
real quote
I love having to watch birdies video twice, but longer, thank you tommy
7:42 bro topped tord from eddsworld this generation is cooked
Eddsworld fan spotted?
Oh crap, looks like Tom's there too.
6 terrabytes is crazy work bro
7:51 his face is wild 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Do you know the name of that background music.
@@PastaaFN nope
Just call it the goon cacoon
I'm the ultimate gooner
It crazy to think that humans civilization has been around for 4000 years
More like 10,000
@@shqip_sumejja well humans as a species existed that long but in terms of civilizations like yeah 4000
What that the bfdi rocky barf
That action is *.....*
UNNATURALLY DOWN HORRENDOUS.
Hello. This video was made 42 seconds ago
U typed that in one second???
UGH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
I the am infertile from eating markers. And
@@Go_go_gadget agreed
Nuh uh
Put some respect on the rouge gallery henchmen,they be dealing with batman on a nightly bases.
gen question. was the thumbnail/title inspired by kwite?
85 views in 1 minute? Tommy did NOT fall off. Quit talking about it
The glazing is crazy
The internet ruined the word “goon”
6 fucking tb... bro what is happening here?!
Im 17 and i dont even understand what these new words i fell like im in my 60s
1:30 I'll give myself 5 years
I’m a certified gooner
How often?
@@BodhiDecker every single millisecond
@@BodhiDecker Atleast 10 goon sessions an hour
yall are down bad
@@andyappah5967 Nuh uh
Wolfbagging is To have an@l with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the you know what become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the giver.
I got this from the urban dictionary
flummoxing piece of information.
Adding this to my goon list.
I did NOT need to know that, you should really put up a disclaimer on that sht
@@BLET_55artem55 tbf Tommy asked what it was like within 2 minutes of the video
Wait till Tommy finds out about Munting 😅
Im not gonna lie, I find myself regularly googling these new terms and I'm not even that old
Hearing the term gooning makes tomorrow’s teaching look more relatable
Goon have a hole new meaning now
Wish we could turn back time to the good old daysss 😢
@PeelyMcPeel bro I was born 2000 wdym lol
@PeelyMcPeel say what u say I don't have time for u
@McStuda gng who TRIES to use 10/10 perfect grammar in youtube comments literally just comment and go on ur day 😭😭
@McStuda if you think thats yapping u need school
What does bro have against hatsune miku?
I don't think he has a problem with hatsune miku just dudes who have a anime styled room
I’m not even in my 20s and i dont understand slang until like 5 months after its become overused
I talked about this on birdies vid, but i saw one of my friends "came" to ari ftom MHA. Smh...
YOU MEAN THE LITTLE TIME TRAVEL GIRL??????
@@breexthehedgehog6131 the one with kind bluish purple hair. I don't watch mha that much
Eri....she has light blue hair and a horn(red eyes I think.)....
@@randomwolfygirl yea that's it
@@lynxyt6720 shes like 6 btw
0:09 oh no Tommy's reaching unc stati
13:46 dude that hurts to think that some people are like that
the covenant need to glass to goon cave (halo reference btw)
I missed the times when goon meant villain muscle
they are though, theyre the muscle of the porn industry n such.
3:20 Vaping ✨Addition✨
I could never, I don't even have enough time for that...
Emergency goon kit?!
I remember when the word goon ment a subordinate for a mafia boss where did the time go 💀😭
542 views in 6 minutes bro has not fell off
11:48 i feel bad for miku bruh she 16.
Like she ain't even bad fr
it depends on the variant but regardless of the miku, making shrines and rooms is illness
Batman: its over joker
Joker: hol up let me get my goons
5 minutes later
Batman: is anyone coming to help you?
That's crazy
(Continues to goon)
Jkjk
Gooning kit is crazy 💀🙏
Bro why was gooning made bro 💀
im a gooner for tommy nfg
Thats crazy ☠️☠️☠️☠️
7:42 my fucking jaw dropped
8:07 not me lucily it's only 6.4 terabites
the muscle imbalance s gonna go crazy
I used to think that gooning was when you just let it rip but im ptetty sure thats cooming correct me if im wrong
I read the title and I my mind tp'ed back to EKT. 💀
Gooning means I quote when I searched it up, it said gooning mean "a person that is obsessed with porn"
I first heard “goon” on phub 💀💀💀
At the time of this video's upload I was Gooning
6:35 Bidoof's law 💀
8:00 only 6 terabytes?
3:34 bad pause
As a certified gooner it HAS not gone far enough 💀
An emergency goon kit IS CRAZY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Its a sad existence
I ate 7 chickens whole
In seven seconds
The amount of corn is estimated to be about a fifth of a year of straight porn
I’m gooning to this video rn
Today I just found out about flickergooning😭🙏🏾
Wtf
hello thomas not freaky goons! love ur content fr bruh.
An hour ago i just heard of "flicker gooning"like wha is that??????????
Pluto called, they want their planet title back
Nahh gooners cant be real, im 99 percent sure this is a joke term
relatable
everyday with things like this happening i believe were more going in the direction of the world of Blade Runner or Detroit Become Human and then only the explicit part
I thought I was addicted but bro... GOONING KIT??
I was gonna watch Tommynfg with this girl, and I seen the title… added to my watch later bahah
6TB is crazy 😭
1:27
I'll give it 2 months.
How to terrible is your Chat
Man the word goon has been ruined :(
Hatsune Miku is 16 😭
Wait, I was justing watching Tommy's "Freakiest BANNED Reddit Communities.." and he seemed to know then what gooning is and in this video he said he doesn't...? How does that make any sense?
Dang, they are going on every day, but doing it one in a while is good to release pleasure like stress
Im 13 (gen alpha i think) i dont know half of gen alpha words
I think you’re on the cusp? Idk I was born in 2007 so I know I’m gen z
It depends because age 13 means 2010 so, ir either gen z or gen a becuase there is an argument if it starts on 2010 or 2013
i mean depends on when you were born if it was the first half of 2010 then your gen z but if you are on the second half you are a gen alpha
@@3_iq_individualIdk I was born second half of 2010 and I identify way more with gen z than gen a
#2:34 Bro the word Gooning is literally older than me and I'm almost 20 this is nothing new it's been around for a while the first time I heard about it was back in 2018 when I was 13 there was this guy on twitter called the Goon clown and bro was nasty ass fuck.
Im still 14 and i have no i dea what does these mean😭😭😭
MIKU NOOOOOO
I should not have watched this video while eating.
Wait, is that why sssniperwolf saying gooning with the boys was so funny to Jack's films