Bad News: The Ocean Is Full of Spiders*

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @BizarreBeasts
    @BizarreBeasts  Месяц назад +55

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    • @huldu
      @huldu Месяц назад +3

      I am honestly so confused by what they're offering, even at half the price(50%) it's really expensive compared to what frozen meals you can pick up in a local store(or have them ship to you). Also the ones you buy in the store are from major brands so know what you're getting. Maybe someone can shed some light on this sponsor and the product they're selling. I really tried look through their site but it was honestly a mess and too hard to understand.

    • @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675
      @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675 Месяц назад +1

      I thought that maybe they might be related to barnacles or some form of squid with an exoskeleton. Wasn't there a recent discovery of deep sea squid that had rigid parts in its arms? Squid have specific arms for mating. Maybe they're related to that whole Tully monster. Unfortunately when it comes to fossils there's not a whole lot that we can tell. Maybe they're related to some form of trilobite I suppose we'll never truly know what its ancestors are. Maybe it's just another one of those strange creatures like the water bear and the sea pig.

    • @Riprattle
      @Riprattle Месяц назад

      Cant get DNA?. I CALL BULL!. Forensics can get DNA of a single male perp out of ha single fiber from 30 years ago. Take the sample from the eye or proboscis or the reproductive bits

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment Месяц назад +1

      Sponsored by: the overpriced microwave tv dinner company, meat that taste like death and vegetables that radiate depression.

    • @Riprattle
      @Riprattle Месяц назад

      @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675 squid are cephalopod which are mulloscs. There is no doubt about the phylogeny of molluscs. The sea spider is an arthropod. Only srthropods have an exoskeleton.
      The tully monster nobody is sure yet. YET

  • @kyuuketsukikun420
    @kyuuketsukikun420 Месяц назад +1391

    they unironically reproduce by holding hands

    • @adidasfan360
      @adidasfan360 Месяц назад +87

      That sounds so romantic. I want to hold hands with one now.

    • @ivechang6720
      @ivechang6720 Месяц назад +109

      Little Susie: I'm pregnant! 🤭
      Mom: Susie how can you be pregnant?🫣
      Little Susie: I held hands with a boi! 😱

    • @BobbySteelanus
      @BobbySteelanus Месяц назад +82

      Always use a glove lads

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 Месяц назад +11

      It may be unironic to them...but that doesnt mean its not ironic to humans

    • @user-me6td1up1m
      @user-me6td1up1m Месяц назад +27

      “We are merely exchanging long protein strands”

  • @saraa3418
    @saraa3418 Месяц назад +1422

    This creature has major, "invented by a seven year old child using pipe-cleaners" vibes.
    Teacher- Wow what's you creature called, Minnie?
    Minnie- A sea spider! Look at its legs!
    T- I see that it has a lot of legs, but not much body, how does it eat and digest its food?
    M- It has eating legs and then some of the legs are also stomach. It also moves its legs to pump its blood
    T- And how does it reproduce?
    M- It has egg legs!
    T- Thank you, Minnie.

  • @thehowlingjoker
    @thehowlingjoker Месяц назад +296

    So everything is becoming crabs, but crabs are becoming spiders? That seems, concerning...

    • @JamesChurchill3
      @JamesChurchill3 Месяц назад

      Babies exhibit no natural aversion to predators, threats or other animals, but they will recoil from spiders. Why is fear of spiders ingrained into our instincts? What did they do in our evolutionary history?

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds Месяц назад +40

      When I went to kawaii, I experienced one of the most terrifying moments of my life. It wasn't the underwater cave diving, it was the black rock beach. I was 18, and in the middle of hopping rock to rock, thousands. And I mean THOUSANDS, of dinner plate sized solid black tarantulas started running towards me. Luckily they turned out to be crabs that turned black from living in the rocks. Still a moment I'll never forget. I don't like spiders.

    • @thehowlingjoker
      @thehowlingjoker Месяц назад +15

      @@DefileOdds This isn't the news I was hoping for. Sounds like they are beginning to hunt in packs.

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds Месяц назад +17

      @thehowlingjoker it was the telepathic messages they kept sending me that were really concerning, so much anger, fire and blood.

    • @thehowlingjoker
      @thehowlingjoker Месяц назад +14

      @@DefileOdds At this point we should just become crabs too and join the winning side.

  • @NovaRuner
    @NovaRuner Месяц назад +351

    Yes I think I am convinced that this little critter comes from some part of the Cambrian explosion’s weirdness that survived and kept evolving on its own separate and unique path.
    Evolution: how many legs do you need?
    Sea spider: yes. All the legs.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 Месяц назад +34

      It's comforting that some more of that weirdness might've survived than I previously thought.

    • @hanniaedithmartinezadame794
      @hanniaedithmartinezadame794 Месяц назад +5

      Yes!

    • @ghostlyhousehorrors
      @ghostlyhousehorrors Месяц назад +17

      We lost Hallucingenia but at least we got this funky looking dude

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 Месяц назад +6

      "so you want your organs in your body right?"
      "nah. That's too mainstream. Give me breathing, digestion and blood pumping in my legs and make my abdomen the size of a pinhead"

    • @NovaRuner
      @NovaRuner Месяц назад

      @ exactly! That is the kind of innovative approach that animals were trying out back then.

  • @anthonyraymondyu5625
    @anthonyraymondyu5625 Месяц назад +317

    "It was hot humid night in the City of Angels when a leggy blonde walked into my office. She had 13- maybe 14 legs. She had too many legs..."

    • @EMLtheViewer
      @EMLtheViewer Месяц назад +43

      “I could smell in the musty air that there was trouble afoot. No, not just afoot… lots of feet.”

    • @stewy497
      @stewy497 Месяц назад +34

      "And lemme tell ya... Those legs, they went _all_ the way up."

    • @EMLtheViewer
      @EMLtheViewer Месяц назад +29

      @@stewy497 “The dame’s legs went up, up, up farther, then back down at a sharp angle, then met all her other legs attached to her tiny cephalothorax.”

    • @rubixpotato1301
      @rubixpotato1301 Месяц назад +31

      "She came to me with a case, and I tell ya, a mean one. Her workplace was one that, shall I say, encourages foul play. Now this dame had a rival trying to get a leg up on her. "A leg up? Which one?" She wasn't amused.

    • @LuxTenebris-hd4pp
      @LuxTenebris-hd4pp 27 дней назад +2

      @@rubixpotato1301sounds like a Rick and Morty Episode or family guy cutaway joke.

  • @poisonedfrog
    @poisonedfrog Месяц назад +1028

    Ah, the age old question arises again… “Is Gut Legs?!”

    • @ThePrinceofPurp
      @ThePrinceofPurp Месяц назад +37

      Or is leg guts?

    • @MaoRatto
      @MaoRatto Месяц назад +11

      Are those leg guts*

    • @Intralacustrine
      @Intralacustrine Месяц назад +24

      * looking for the groan button*

    • @Beryllahawk
      @Beryllahawk Месяц назад +9

      I was NOT expecting a callback to that, gotta say

    • @JGuraan
      @JGuraan Месяц назад +3

      Wot if your legs... di'n't know they were legs?

  • @N0sf3r4tuR1s3n
    @N0sf3r4tuR1s3n Месяц назад +228

    "Or as large as 75 centimeters" which is unsettling. But as long as they stay down there, sure. Whatever doesn't float their sunken boat on the bottom of the sea.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Месяц назад +6

      *Whatever sinks their boat

    • @Zxr-r6q
      @Zxr-r6q Месяц назад +30

      @@kellydalstok8900 No, they mean what they said, their boat is already sunken, they are literally at the bottom of the sea, they're saying that they hope that boat doesn't float back up.

    • @dud3655
      @dud3655 Месяц назад +9

      They *cannot* hurt you in any way, they can't even bite you, by all definitions they're as harmful to you as a fern.

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Месяц назад

      How would a sunken boat float?
      If it's under water, and it's a boat, it's sunk, it can not come back up unless HUMANS want it to

    • @N0sf3r4tuR1s3n
      @N0sf3r4tuR1s3n Месяц назад

      @@millo7295 "whatever doesn't float their sunken boat" that's the point.

  • @davidmangle
    @davidmangle Месяц назад +383

    "Not everyone keeps thier genitals in the same place, Captain" 😂😂😂

    • @anthonymar-forman6442
      @anthonymar-forman6442 Месяц назад +10

      Yay a Star Trek quite worked in! I love it!

    • @lynnettecook6973
      @lynnettecook6973 Месяц назад +3

      @@anthonymar-forman6442 I beg your "full" pardon! 🙂

    • @mirthenary
      @mirthenary Месяц назад +3

      I'm lucky that thing had knees!

    • @golangismyjam
      @golangismyjam Месяц назад +8

      I watched Star Trek 6 yesterday for the first time in about 20 years then I stumble upon this comment the next day. Wild.

    • @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675
      @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675 Месяц назад +3

      @@davidmangle I was lucky it had knees LoL Those weren't it's knees....

  • @Beryllahawk
    @Beryllahawk Месяц назад +203

    Sea Spiders: It's Legs All the Way Down

    • @Ejuicey
      @Ejuicey Месяц назад

      Turtles, hehe

    • @AthosJosue
      @AthosJosue 29 дней назад +1

      All the way up in this case.

  • @veqv
    @veqv Месяц назад +133

    That one with the little feathers on it's toes just doot dootin' in the water.

  • @cinnamonsugarcourtney6073
    @cinnamonsugarcourtney6073 Месяц назад +453

    Ah ok, so they're the hagfish of Chelicerata

  • @jadenawesomeguy2187
    @jadenawesomeguy2187 Месяц назад +212

    They legmaxxing

  • @empmachine
    @empmachine Месяц назад +147

    Imagine a world where taxonomists settle disputes with foam weaponry..

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Месяц назад +24

      The worst names that everyone hates survive due to having strong champions backing them
      I'd wanna see an alternate world like that

  • @superchimi2994
    @superchimi2994 Месяц назад +66

    "We are in closer relation to sharks than spiders are to insects." Moth light media

  • @nettlesandsnakes9138
    @nettlesandsnakes9138 Месяц назад +147

    10:19 but I want to eat soft invertebrates I found on the ocean floor, not factor.

    • @dreyhawk
      @dreyhawk Месяц назад +2

      😅😂

    • @ViviW1nt3r00
      @ViviW1nt3r00 Месяц назад +4

      Same

    • @VincentTorneyPlus
      @VincentTorneyPlus Месяц назад +4

      These dudes don't trigger my arachnophobia and actually kinda make me justa lil' bit hungry.

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme Месяц назад +4

      10:30 the irony of shrimp, also sea spiders, being a factor meal

    • @DarkVortex97
      @DarkVortex97 Месяц назад +3

      Shrimps is bugs

  • @GSBarlev
    @GSBarlev Месяц назад +66

    Their reproductive organs being on their legs just reminds me of Kirk's fight scene on Rura Penthe in _Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country._
    ""I was lucky that thing had knees"
    "That was not his knee."

  • @therealjudged
    @therealjudged Месяц назад +133

    Narrator: "It doesnt exactly narrow down how these guys came onto the scene in the first place."
    Me, after hearing legs 8 dozen times in 5 minutes: Did they walk in?

  • @613-shadow9
    @613-shadow9 Месяц назад +65

    where are her organs?
    ...oh.

    • @EMLtheViewer
      @EMLtheViewer Месяц назад +6

      Finally a sensible answer to this question.

  • @morgenlich
    @morgenlich Месяц назад +63

    the giant antarctic sea spiders episode is probably my favorite scishow talk show (rip) episode, love learning more about all kinds of sea spiders!

    • @paulkinzer7661
      @paulkinzer7661 Месяц назад +4

      I was just going to post that myself. I'd love that show to have a reboot.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 Месяц назад +54

    they're the most scrungly animal

  • @runeofnoweyr
    @runeofnoweyr Месяц назад +29

    ... Huh. Another example of "if you need an alien, look in the ocean."

  • @RideorDinosaur
    @RideorDinosaur Месяц назад +17

    I can barely look at it when it's walking around or chillin, but I can't look away when it's swimming. What a fascinating creature!

  • @howardrsims
    @howardrsims Месяц назад +80

    I'd be interested in a video that talks about animals (or plants) that originally were li9sted in one group or family or phylum but later research moved them to a very different spot.

    • @Sky-._
      @Sky-._ Месяц назад +10

      Clint's Reptiles has some great videos on phylogenetic groupings that address some of those :)

    • @DeepSeaLugia
      @DeepSeaLugia Месяц назад +2

      You’d like sanseverias getting reclassified into Dracena

    • @DJFracus
      @DJFracus Месяц назад +1

      the barnacles incident...

  • @miguellilly8859
    @miguellilly8859 Месяц назад +21

    8:07 Such an elegant moving creature

    • @alexwhite6554
      @alexwhite6554 Месяц назад +3

      Ikr, moves like a feather star

  • @TJ-vh2ps
    @TJ-vh2ps Месяц назад +12

    5:10 Taxonomy based on vibe is totally a vibe 😂

  • @ravioliis_
    @ravioliis_ Месяц назад +14

    usually i'm not a big fan of spiders, but for some reason i can't help but think these guys are pretty cute. the lil guy on the pin is especially adorable

    •  Месяц назад +1

      That's because these are not spiders at all.

    • @EMLtheViewer
      @EMLtheViewer Месяц назад +4

      They’re a bunch of spare legs that came together and decided to be a new animal

  • @aidenmartin6674
    @aidenmartin6674 Месяц назад +67

    There’s an old saying that teenage boys can eat so much because they have hollow legs. Obvious proof that there is a genetic tie between teen boys and sea spiders

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 Месяц назад +4

      I see why it's old
      And wrong

    • @GH0STH0ST
      @GH0STH0ST 27 дней назад

      out of curiosity, what region of the world are you in? I've never heard that saying in my life, it's a funny one though 😂

    • @aidenmartin6674
      @aidenmartin6674 27 дней назад +1

      @ Ghosthost: southern US. It was common enough when I was young (60s-70s) but I haven’t heard or read it in a long time.

    • @idzbbyboy
      @idzbbyboy 26 дней назад

      @@aidenmartin6674 don't tell him what region, he gonna get your IP address dawg cmon 😒

    • @GH0STH0ST
      @GH0STH0ST 13 дней назад

      @@aidenmartin6674 I'm bringing that one back, I love it 😂 thanks for humoring my question boss!

  • @TheLonelyGod42
    @TheLonelyGod42 Месяц назад +21

    "Is gut legs?" I love that this joke just keeps going

  • @bea-ti9rg
    @bea-ti9rg Месяц назад +20

    Sea spiders are one of my favorite creatures!!! Its so exciting to see you talking about them def under rated lil guys :D

  • @bb1televator
    @bb1televator Месяц назад +23

    Side note: I have to say I am super delighted that sea scorpions are extinct. Could you imagine going to the beach today and having to worry about scorpions in the water?

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Месяц назад

      Especially the 8-foot-long ones!😳 (Look up Jaekelopterus)

    • @milchesarreal6964
      @milchesarreal6964 Месяц назад +3

      And it's not even a stinging kind either
      It's a giant marine bug on crocodile software, with garden shears for a face.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 Месяц назад +1

      The 8-foot-long ones would be a wee bit alarming.

    • @sleepysartorialist
      @sleepysartorialist Месяц назад +1

      I would simply never Ocean again. Nope.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 Месяц назад

      They were closer to book scorpions than desert scorpions in hunting method

  • @nicksamek12
    @nicksamek12 Месяц назад +76

    Love the cheeky lil is butt legs reference

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 Месяц назад +1

      The subtitles says guts not butt. The debate rages on.

    • @joieyoung-broin1500
      @joieyoung-broin1500 Месяц назад

      The absolute joy I experienced when he slipped that in there.

  • @secondbeamship
    @secondbeamship Месяц назад +6

    It’s cool that spider life forms are evolved twice. They’re also so neat with being so ancient.

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad Месяц назад +11

    I love weird animals groups that are their own thing. Obscure phylogeny is my favorite

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +17

    Who needs space aliens..? All the weird is here, if ya just look closely enough.

  • @MadMorgie6318
    @MadMorgie6318 Месяц назад +4

    Watching the swimming one move is almost hypnotic, a slow, deliberate dance, like tai chi in three dimensions with far more legs.
    All in all, lovely little fellows and a delightful addition to the tree of life ^_^

  • @sharendonnelly7770
    @sharendonnelly7770 Месяц назад +12

    This video exemplifies why I love your narrative: passionate, humorous, and just a bit sarcastic. Love this channel as it keeps me interested, and devoted.

  • @efrandsen72
    @efrandsen72 Месяц назад +27

    0:15 Nevermind. Dig up those seafloor batteries.

  • @osmia
    @osmia Месяц назад +7

    I'm loving these guys. If you ever have a poll on bizarre beasts for which beast is the bizarrest I'm going to vote for this one

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar Месяц назад +9

    Slowly but surely, we're FINALLY bringing more attention to how cool pycnogonids are on a mainstream scale.
    These gut-legged fellas would be such cool Pokemon!

  • @MoonshineRobot
    @MoonshineRobot Месяц назад +7

    I can't believe the phrase "Legs all the way down" didn't make it until this video

  • @anarchyantz1564
    @anarchyantz1564 Месяц назад +11

    They've got legs....and they know how to use it.

  • @VincentNajger1
    @VincentNajger1 Месяц назад +2

    I remember marvelling at a Corixidae Water Boatman bug many years ago in the bush of Cape York, North Queensland, Australia. I remember thinking that this little critter had perfected all three environments....land, air and water. It landed on the edge of a water filled plastic container, walked around the edge and then into the water, where a couple of legs propelled it around like a pair of oars. It then took to the air again straight from the water. Incredible evolutionary perfection. What an amazing little creature.

  • @MrT_Rex
    @MrT_Rex Месяц назад +19

    Who needs to go to space to see aliens ? Go swimming deeply, Elon !!

    • @jacobrutzke691
      @jacobrutzke691 Месяц назад +5

      That didn't work out for the other billionaires. If I was him I wouldn't either. Poseidon has something against them.

    • @dilaudid1
      @dilaudid1 Месяц назад +6

      Yes, please Go, Elon! Mars, the ocean floor, anywhere but here on terrestrial Earth.

    • @jacobrutzke691
      @jacobrutzke691 Месяц назад +4

      @@dilaudid1 he can leave the money though

    • @archerelms
      @archerelms Месяц назад +3

      ​@@jacobrutzke691 Never thought i would like Poseidon so much lol

    • @MiskaKopperoinen
      @MiskaKopperoinen Месяц назад +1

      @@jacobrutzke691 Poseidon has a thing against idiots. Batyscaphes have been visiting the bottom of the Mariana trench for about 70 years now without catastrophic failures, occasionally carrying the odd ultra-rich guy onboard.. Titan, the moronic submarine, was designed against the express safety practices and established standards of the entire industry, was predicted to fail from the very start and the only surprising bit was that it was capable of surviving for as long as it did.

  • @lengeyart
    @lengeyart Месяц назад +11

    Title: Sea full of spiders
    After the first image: Full of Facehuggers 💀

  • @alonealien1474
    @alonealien1474 Месяц назад +10

    My arachnophobia just spiked! I was too freaked out to exit full screen because I'd have to touch the screen to do so! 😅

  • @sciencenerd7639
    @sciencenerd7639 Месяц назад +11

    I love pycnogonids and I am excited to learn more about them!

  • @orangecat5036
    @orangecat5036 Месяц назад +4

    Screaming starts here 1:11

  • @victornoname7269
    @victornoname7269 Месяц назад +7

    Wait that's their head and their abdomen is tiny? I've been looking at sea spiders backwards my whole life!
    Also thank you. I've always wondered what exactly sea spiders were. An arachnid? A crustacean? Something else? Now I know but also I'm even more confused by them.

  • @jacko666
    @jacko666 Месяц назад +8

    I’m so itchy now

  • @aniksamiurrahman6365
    @aniksamiurrahman6365 Месяц назад +3

    There's a military joke that says that Infantry thinks with their boots. May be Sea Spiders are infantry of the ocean.

  • @DefektoPrime
    @DefektoPrime Месяц назад +3

    I love becoming aware of things that i never knew existed. I don't understand most of it, but i sure am fascinated!

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 Месяц назад +6

    Head canon still says that Scilla from monsterverse is a sybiotic pairing of a nautiloid and a sea spider.

  • @dixitwastaken
    @dixitwastaken Месяц назад +3

    See this is why I can't understand arthropod hate they're literally so weird and so cool and I love them so dearly

  • @RiverRocks335
    @RiverRocks335 Месяц назад +8

    Underwater Metroid

  • @franciscorosa1498
    @franciscorosa1498 Месяц назад +35

    They're just strange critters

  • @RuelAustria
    @RuelAustria Месяц назад +3

    Hans! Forget the Flammenwerfer! Forget the Gustav! Contact Edward Teller and activate 'Project SUNDIAL'

  • @WritingFighter
    @WritingFighter Месяц назад +2

    05:05 - I beg your pardon, male spiders store their sperm in the pedipalps. Some female spiders actually consider the size of the pedipalps to be a determining factor for a choice mate.
    Female spiders keep all their equipment in the abdomen though.

  • @denys-p
    @denys-p Месяц назад +5

    Ok, who else getting “The Thing” vibes on 2:35?

  • @burtonproductions4223
    @burtonproductions4223 Месяц назад +4

    Extremely excited about this one, I love Pycnogonids and you hardly ever hear about them!

  • @a_lethe_ion
    @a_lethe_ion Месяц назад +5

    well theres the surface to volume ratio that is just more beneficial th lager the animal is.
    which is why small animals have to eat a lot more than larger animals - because they lose more body heat

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 Месяц назад

      Think that falls under metabolic purposes.

    • @MiskaKopperoinen
      @MiskaKopperoinen Месяц назад +1

      The point of body heat only holds true as long as the animal in question is endothermic. For exothermic animals such as sea spiders, it's not a factor (Not to mention the fact that if somebody was tasked to design an animal with the single worst heat retention capability, they would produce something like the sea spider).

  • @zebedeemadness2672
    @zebedeemadness2672 Месяц назад +1

    5:28 Could the Ticks tube-like mouthpart be classified as a proboscis?

  • @shellspider6693
    @shellspider6693 Месяц назад +5

    Wow! The first time I have ever even heard of these funky guys!

  • @PolinaLee94
    @PolinaLee94 8 дней назад +1

    Kinda hoped that if I learn about them, they'd get less weird. Well... that did NOT work

  • @searchiemusic
    @searchiemusic Месяц назад

    i have to say, it's so amazing seeing hank with a full head of hair coming in like this, somehow youtube hasn't recommended me any of his other adjacent channels so this is my first time seeing him in a very long time, but knowing what he's gone through it's so cool to see this new look as a monument to the journey, best of luck dude

  • @JosipL91
    @JosipL91 18 дней назад +1

    Why do I hear a Teams call at 3:13...... WHY DO I HEAR A TEAMS RINGTONE!?

  • @golddragonette7795
    @golddragonette7795 Месяц назад +3

    They grow between moults!?? That's poss the most insane fact in the whole video

  • @legitimatehuman1220
    @legitimatehuman1220 Месяц назад +3

    I am appalled by the staggering lack of respect spiders and crabs show to the sovereignty of each other's octopodal domains.

  • @herzglass
    @herzglass Месяц назад

    Wow. Great video! Lots of new knowledge! Densely packed, well presented.
    Amazing job. Knew you only from shorts - you are an outstanding science communicator.

  • @contradicsean
    @contradicsean Месяц назад +4

    Waiting for zefrank to explain more in his way haha

  • @rhondahuggins9542
    @rhondahuggins9542 Месяц назад +9

    Uhhh...skinny Facehuggers😱

  • @Commander-Ledi
    @Commander-Ledi Месяц назад +1

    yesss i love sea spiders so much because they are essentially weird cambrian critters that just never bothered stop being weird cambrian critters.

  • @yodazo8220
    @yodazo8220 Месяц назад +1

    The ocean depths seem like the seven circles of Hell, and the deeper you go, the more demonic the creatures become.

  • @desertsage7
    @desertsage7 Месяц назад +1

    REALLY loving the layered bubinga tree silhouette in background!

  • @pietrosigismondodelvalenti6371
    @pietrosigismondodelvalenti6371 Месяц назад +5

    Good news, everyone!

  • @seigeengine
    @seigeengine 14 дней назад +1

    When you've got a leg, every problem looks like a thing that is solved with more legs.

  • @alden1132
    @alden1132 Месяц назад +2

    3:06 Still a better love story than Twilight...

  • @justuspickle
    @justuspickle 18 дней назад

    oh my gosh hank!! your hair!!
    it's been a few months since i watched a video with him in it i completely forgot he was recovering from treatment, and he's got his hair back! so glad to see he's better

  • @ElevatorLasagna
    @ElevatorLasagna Месяц назад +1

    LOVE that the juveniles are just heads. Zero leg -> all legs is a hell of a puberty to get stuck with
    Also I can’t believe not a single hollow leg/you eat a lot joke was made

  • @Galacticbreaker
    @Galacticbreaker Месяц назад +9

    Good news*

  • @keksidy
    @keksidy Месяц назад +2

    I was completely ready for you to say sea spiders don't *have* DNA lmao

  • @askthebubble28
    @askthebubble28 Месяц назад +2

    Giant Tortoise: Island rule: Basically, large animals go small and small animals go big
    Sea Spider: Basically, the closer you are to the cold, the bigger animals are
    DÈJA VU

  • @ILuvBoysInDresses
    @ILuvBoysInDresses Месяц назад +1

    "They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue..."
    - sea spiders, probably

  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning Месяц назад +1

    Bill Wurtz: And the ocean is full of -plastic- spiders!

  • @lauracronbungusman1582
    @lauracronbungusman1582 Месяц назад +2

    It would be really cool if you guys did a video on Nasalis larvatus, aka the Proboscis monkey!

  • @ThatJaymsWisdom
    @ThatJaymsWisdom Месяц назад +1

    So. Many. Legs! Such a bizarre creature and such a funny, educational video. This episode made me so happy. ❤

  • @nefertitimontoya
    @nefertitimontoya 14 дней назад +1

    They just *look* like they're remote controlled

  • @TheRealBatabii
    @TheRealBatabii Месяц назад

    How did I not know this channel existed until it showed up in my recommended feed? I have been following Hank for ages

  • @mikenco
    @mikenco 13 дней назад

    This is the first vid of yours I have watched. Great content, subscribed!

  • @Flippant-j5d
    @Flippant-j5d Месяц назад

    One of the most enduring and amazing facts about the sea is that it will never run out of reasons for keeping me out of it lol.

  • @zhayes6473
    @zhayes6473 Месяц назад +1

    "Legs go all the way up Griffin. "

  • @kellydalstok8900
    @kellydalstok8900 Месяц назад +1

    Temperatures aren’t cold or hot, they’re low or high. Water and air are cold or hot (or something in between).

  • @Rubrickety
    @Rubrickety Месяц назад +1

    "Is gut legs?" I needed that smile today.

  • @loorthedarkelf8353
    @loorthedarkelf8353 Месяц назад +1

    I really feel like our taxinomical structure should include a heading for 'we're not sure'
    Like... it's sometimes better to say I dunno than gesture at an answer that cannot at this time be proven and sits really weird.
    Perhaps Enigmanis?

  • @Kirhean
    @Kirhean Месяц назад +1

    Is there a good reason we can't perform a genetic analysis of the embryo in the egg? It seems to me that would be the purest sample of their dna that would be possible to collect.

  • @macbuff81
    @macbuff81 29 дней назад

    Also, larger animals have less exposed surface area in relation to their body and according retention of heat energy and metabolism. It is simple math. Volume is measured in cubic (³) while area is measured in square (²). The latter consequently increases much slower than the former, which is why animals tend to get bigger in colder areas and smaller in warmer areas.

  • @squirrel5809
    @squirrel5809 Месяц назад +1

    Ugh the photos make me itchy!! Like seeing knits, or trypophobia, but for leggy crawly uncanny valley things

  • @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
    @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski Месяц назад

    very informative. but i noticed a key subject was missing; how do we eradicate all of them? not just all sea spiders, not just all spiders, but everything that has more than 2 arms and 2 legs and/or more than 2 eyes or anything with "compound eyes"

  • @meeb_consumer
    @meeb_consumer 21 день назад +1

    Petition to rename the genus Everythingisinthelegsicus

  • @wombat.6652
    @wombat.6652 Месяц назад

    Excellent! I love learning new stuff! And I love spiders.... gotta widen that favorite animals category now :D