Cavendish Puking Like a Walrus EXPOSES Cycling Diet Lies
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
- Romain Bardet is the first yellow jersey of the Tour de France 2024 after an exhibition by Frank van den Broek and the DSM team on stage 1 finishing in Rimini. However, the man of the day was Mark Cavendish with a legendary puking show coming in 40 minutes behind the winner, while his Astana teammate Michele Gazzolli abandoned totally exhausted just 2 years after being sanctioned for doping for Tuaminoheptane in a Portuguese village race. Tadej Pogacar and Jonas Vingegaard will challenge each other on the San Luca climb in stage 2.
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Van Der Broeck honestly deserves a lot of credit and I thought deserved the stage win too. He put in a Herculean effort to keep Bardet away from the Peloton.
True, but team leader always takes it. He got the green jersey anyway.
@@tonycrabtree3416 Cruelty
He is paid to do just that, help his captain @@Marek-bv6lf
@@Marek-bv6lf No, he knows his role.
@@tonycrabtree3416 and the white one...sure victory and yellow is better but green, white and a defining career ride for future contracts is not so bad
Tramodolito - check
Contatrol - check
Alien - check
Anchovie - CHECK!!!!
Alien - check
Friend of the channel - ?
*FOC must be fuming that @cycling highlights failed to mention him for an entire episode
@@darrenstanleysmith5207🤣
@@darrenstanleysmith5207 fair enough!
They skipped "Always the Danes" too 😂
@@drphibes7666 true! we need an exhaustive list of the mentions required.
Nice to hear you give kudos to Romain Bardet without innuendo. Very good to give credit when it is due.
But he's doped as well? They all are. I'm from Denmark and i also know that Vingegaard is doping. It's just part of the game and i don't blame any of them doing it.
@@Fritzdk777 I think the French might be the cleanest teams/riders, given the severity of their punishment when caught.
@@Fritzdk777 Always a Dane.... 😆😆👍
@@Fritzdk777nah I believe he and riders like Pinot, Barguil, Rolland are clean and their perforance shows that. After an effort lime that he will be next to nowhere for days or weeks, all the other top gc guys are dping that effort all the day
@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 it’s actually funny and very true! 😅
As a curiosity, Michele Gazzoli was in the same team as Juan Ayuso and Piccolo's girlfriend's brother in the U23 category, after having passed through Birillo and Contatroll's stable. He was also sanctioned for doping in 2022 and expelled from Astana.
Cycling never changes.
"Expelled from Astana" apparenly means: 'suspended for one year whilst remaining on the Astana roster'.
They pulled him to continental team. 2 yrs later, in the tdf roster. Hilarious
Astana = doping.. vino used the same team from Liberty Sergurus that was Manolo Sainz last hurrah (operation Puerto) 🙄 since the Astana was created.. Armstrong returned with them , vino expelled for having someone else's blood in 07, contador, the list goes on and on... in fact, have a really good look at who now has come from these two teams..
If you look at U23 World champs 2021 an Italian won. His 2 teamates Colnaghi and Gazzoli (both of whom had doping bans) lead him out and finished top 10. 😳
just imagine if Bardet still would be at AG2R riding a Van Rysel, just imagine how much faster he would be...
I had diarrhea today, but I didn’t race the Tour
A few years ago, while watching the tdf with my young nephew, the little tacker stated that Cavendish in green with his little arms waving in the air looks an awful lot like the green dinosaur from the toy story franchise.. 😂😅
No lie
The no lie is so Barney Stinson. Love it.
I found it interesting that the first abandonment was an Italian friend of Piccolo's, in his ex team, and moreover one who'd already faced doping sanctions recently (year ban for stimulants). Gazzoli. Surely a coincidence. Re: stage 2 - I think there will be a lot of attacks.
Can't think why you'd mention this, as you concede, it's just a coincidence 🧐🥴🧐
I was watching the 1996 Tour recap on this channel... it was like a dejavu that the "Dane... allways the Dane", had no race during the season. And suddenly appears on the Grand Boule to claim the maillot jaune
Glad to see Bardet get his reward for the years of racing against...erhmmm.....leave that there....
The acknowledgement of Van de Broek and his teamates waa heart warming and makes me smile that at times, certain times, cycling does give you the right result...❤
Love the break away victories . Hard effort rewarded
If Cav wins a stage there’s something VERY fishy going on
The only way Cav can win a stage is with a Van Rysel "Cancellara" model + a laser jet pack and a full body air bag.
Boogie music is back, well more prominent 🎉🎉🎉
So glad for Bardet, couldn’t have happened to a better guy 😊
The 5 motorcycles pacing him on the flats until last 2-3 km was a bad look and i hope we don’t see that again 😮
Lanterne Rouge were saying just that during the race
Garmin, RadioShack, Sunweb, Saunier Duval, Rabobank 😂😂😂
all the best doping teams :D
Today I was a little emotional about one of my favorite racers finally wearing yellow 🥲🥳 Then I came here to laugh at the whole circus .🤑💩🤣.
Allez bardet!
Oh, you didnt have to come here for a laugh,, the show on the road was good. How can you get dropped on the first stage after 20km is the question to be asked.
Romain Bardope was amazing today. The anchovy also looked good and extra juiced. Tomorrow the stage is Dopegacar’s though. Or maybe Wout Van Dope. My wishlist is that Remmy Remmy Evenedope wins a stage and makes the podium 💙
crying with laughter
Stop beating around the bush. Are you suggesting the riders are doping?
@@rockhopper01 definitely not, all ridden on bread and water :D
I have absolutely nothing to back this up at all and it's completely out of my ass, but I feel like Cavendish has the ego of Lance Armstrong circa 2003.
After this first 2 stages, maybe the plump polka dot revelation Jonas Abrahamsen deserves a video.
Quite interesting hia story of gaining 20kg to get better at climbing.
Oh, and he too was a footballer that discovered cycling after an injury.
The Dutch always the Dutch
No joke, last summer when I got into cycling was one of the best adult periods of my life ever. Watching TdF, the geriatric Vuelta winner and your videos brought me immense joy. So thankful I get to do it again now.
Thanks mate let's get a great summer
It's always entertaining to listen to fancy riders talk about fancy things. I didn't ride in a race yesterday but it was 106 heat index and I had a blast on my old steel steed.
How about a year's consultancy under a cycling doctor of your choice as top prize?
😆😆👍
Our beloved anchovy will soon find his feathery fish fins once he whets his appetite among the dopers in the tall depths of the alps 💪🏿
i dont really get some of the hate names this channel comes up with. why would he be an anchovy? because he was a fisherman? so if he would have been a butcher he would be called the cow or pig? or if he was a car repairman he would be called a car? and thats funny then?
Well, De Lie was a Farmer and they called the "bull" so, yes, nicknames are like that
Ah. Cavendish is the mummy because he's old. So fun huh
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None of the commentators will say a word about the bust 💊💉
spitting in the soup!
Unfortunately it will take the biggest load of juice for Cav to win that elusive stage.
Cavendish should have been embarrassed to even be in the race. His sell by date was about 5 years ago.
Yeah, I've had enough of that guy for a while too. He said he was going to retire last year but broke his promise.
Retires then comes back..huh?
@@Mike-rm1lbCavendish: "I'm going to retire."
Cycling: "Here's your million euro cheque and prescription."
Cavendish: "I'm in like Flynn!"
3 years ago he won a bunch of tdf stages. Your memory is failing you.
@@jasonjohnson9072 only reason he won is ALL the real sprinters had not shown up that year.
Funny thing is that CAV found time to call Georgie during The Move podcast😂😂😂 directly from the bus team...awesome ❤❤
Pizza feels better during the evenings than for breakfast
@@cyclinghighlights ahahah grande😂😂😂
Cycling industry explained Come up with quack ideas based on very little solid foundation and market the hell outta it to gullible consumers in lycra with disposable income
Cavendish is soooo tiny. was always small but looks like he shrunk another size
Mark Crashingdish.................a crash coming near Mark and hopefully he'll blame no one for his Crash.
hope Cav gets his stage win
me too but I can't see it
One little remark "grande boucle" and not "grand boucle".... detail compared to the quality of your videos!
cavebdish might not ake that record but maybe for vomiting during the tour
his power to weight will be improved after yesterday :O
Rabobank have their rider in top shape
Good for bardet, i hope roglic takes it will be amazing.
Please don't judge unless you have real proof. You should give credit to hard working athletes who push themselves beyond their human strength.
Beyond their human strength
Amazing truth
@@cyclinghighlights : People seems to be jealous of everything. If he is too good, then he must be on drug. How about Toni Bou? He has been the sole outdoor and indoor FIM Trial World Championship champion from 2007 to 2023. With these 34 world titles (17 outdoor and 17 indoor). He has just continue to win again this year 2024 indoor & outdoor. Amazing truth huh?
I know, I know...
tailwinds
tractor beams
pizza
Romaine 'if u cant beat em join em 'Bardot a fantastic finish at the emd , great start to the TDF . I though his young accomplice looked the strongest and towards the end i thought Bardot was going to get dropped ,but he hung in there , great finish
If you need to fight this hard during the first stage to stay in the race, maybe you don't deserve to beat Eddy Merckx's record of TDF stage wins. It's already a great accomplishment and honor to tie it.
Are you new to GT Sprinting? Nothing undeserved, every sprinter throughout history and yesterday and today will lose time pushing themselves to the limit over mountainous days, yesterday and today is no exception, just look at their place on each stage.
@@SamHocking - Second last though? But yeah, Philipsen didn't do so well either.
I hope he didn't take a sip of forbidden elements 😂.
Where is all this going...
Ver marin, the novelty on the menu.
His dosing was off
What I want to know, what was Cav really up to that a couple of Kenyans stole his watch? Sounds fishy...
Ok this video didn't disappoint, and now I understand why you had to phone in the latest Celeb Highlights upload. So who's your favorite drug addict? Mine is Powless too bad is dope seems to be powerless. Cheers!
Fav always be Bjarne, our friend
I am very sure they are going to gift Cav a stage. To the chagrin of me and many here. But to the delight of all his fanboys. The upside is that he may retire, but I fear he will continue to haunt us through the cycling media.
It seems everyone who likes one or two beers is an 'alcoholic'.
Thomas confessed himself he is an alcoholic
@@cyclinghighlights While he has admitted of getting smashed several nights in a row during the off season I don't see where he has actually acknowledged that he was an alcoholic. 😄
@@waltquandt6226 CyclingHighlights isn't' about actual facts it's about playing dot-to-dot and implications there might be something there. 99% of the time it's just made up innuendo. Kind a fun but very biased / obvious who they target. I'd be more interested in say Pinot's right hand man blood doping or why MPCC teams keep playing so righteous re. doping, yet continually getting busted that no innuendo is even needed.
Chill mate, he's a legend.
Yes. And Lance dude.
And Cipollini the guy Who mistreats his wife or Ullrich the guy Who Almost kill a concubine.
Life
MC's winning nothing in the tdf. I can see him retiring from the race in a couple of days. It's over...
Who is not doping?,, it seems no one,,, I’m sorry, pogie😂
Hold your horses, Pogie is 920% clean! Cleaner than the diamond!
The Mummy of Man...😄
Dodgy pizza 🍕
Our favourites. And Focusyn Evenepoel's ones too.
"Cavendished" - gifted the opportunity to continue in the RACE after having made no effort to RACE in the previous stage, having lined up behind 3/4 teammates to noodle along at 30kph in order to conserve energy and possibly defraud the other sprinters of a stage-win (on a much easier day) after they actually wasted energy trying to ride within the peloton.
Can you not take drugs before writing a comment 😅
@@daveyboy6210 so what part of my comment lead you to believe I was under the influence. Cavs performance today was a joke and needs it's own special definition in cycling parlance
@@isitrachelorj3953 yeah, a youth like Isaac del Toro or Magnus Sheffield would run circles around the doped old man.
@@isitrachelorj3953 You are not the guy to define ANYTHING... impressive that you got out of your straight jacket though. FO
He was puking his guts out. He also had heat stroke. He wasn't dropped because he was out of shape. Get a clue.
Agressiv
Cavendish is fighting, just to fight another day! He has come to this . . . his greatest enemy is the Time Cut! It is worth it. A non TDF-Champion should NOT overtake Eddy Merckx! However, there should be a new special Senior Tour, just like Pro Golf has the Senior PGA Tour!
are you cutting and pasting this in EVERY cycling thread? It was never funny or worth posting the first time. PLEASE STOP and find something to do...
@atomizedart411 that guy is always posting stuff that he thinks is funny but is nothing but idiotic.
@@roadcyclist1 you sound just like your mum!
@@atomizedart411 make me!
Welsh alcoholic ?
G.Thomas confessed his alcoholism
Belgian bot lol 😂
You sound like a bitter old man.❤
I am unsubscribing from this channel and I will tell you why. 1. The tone, it's constantly sarcastic, mocking, and caustic. 2. The continuous talk about dopers. Yes, I know there is a big problem, always has been, but it's professional sport, it happens. You try doing what they do for 3 weeks without any medical help. 3. The cheesy clown music, the same used in every video. It feels like it's mocking professional cycling, and as a fan, I don't like that. I'm not in denial about doping, but like I said, this is professional sport. We know about what goes on, or at least we have very strong suspicions, even about those we admire, but we enjoy the spectacle.
Hey. So you think all these stars ride doped and the music is wrong because of mockery.
Music is that because in 10 yrs making videos of all type it's the only music without copyright that yt didn fck me.
yep…there isn’t an elite level sport on earth that is ‘clean’ …it is what it is…enjoy the spectacle…
@@cyclinghighlights I'm not meaning to discourage you, but this is feedback. There is lots of royalty-free music available online. I do think doping is endemic in pro cycling, semi-pro, and is even used at amateur level, but since nobody will be honest about it and come clean, I just ignore it and enjoy the spectacle. Nobody can ride for 3 weeks in France without some medical help. I don't think there is any shame in that, but it is banned and people feel like they can't or don't want to talk about it, so... 🤷🏻♂
@@paddymurphy-oconnor8255You're "unsubcribed to the channel" and still commenting? 🤣
I used to race in North America and Europe and this channel is awesome, the cheesey music, style and sarcasm are perfect! Professional cycling is a joke and this channel says it exactly as it should be said. Bye, Felicia!
@@backalleycqc4790 I get the alerts for replies. ALL professional sport is more-or-less the same. It's a spectacle for TV advertising entertainment. I raced as well at amateur level but I didn't take drugs.