I was cooking in my kitchen whilse sipping a fruit cider at that exact moment and it exploded in my face because I burst out laughing straight into the glass...
The last couple days this has become my new favorite bad movie channel. I HATED the voice at first, but then you realize that the voice is what makes it so good lol.
These kind of jokes really should go to van damme. that volvo truck stunt alone earns him the title of ultimate action hero. Well... except for Jackie Chan. he is the true ultimate action hero GOAT. The GOAT of all time.
@@visitante-pc5zc I wonder if Seagal is popular in Russia because he is friends with Putin, or if he is friends with Putin because he is popular in Russia.
Loved that ending joke about Nicolas Cage no longer being in the film so no one watched it past that point. Nicolas really is an acting treasure. We were robbed when Nick did not get to be Superman.
It is growing thankfully. I discovered him about a month ago and he had maybe 13K subs . I've definitely audibly laughed more from this channel than anything on RUclips right now
No one said a movie can't be enjoyed if it's a stupid movie, they're not mutually exclusive. I love a lot of JCVD's older movies even tho the plot probably kills some brain cells every time you watch it. They're still fun, silly 90s action movies.
And it's not that much of a stupid movie. Many people really were diseased and looked like shit in those days, the Templars were probably cruel bastards that killed civilians, and everyone who was not a Knight like Nicholas Cage in that movie was useless because only Knights were simultaneously well educated, adept at hand to hand combat, and units of measurements like Leagues and cubits are not completely understood anyway.
I was expecting the twist to be that the "priest" was actually the demon and he was tricking the group into taking him to the monastery so he could sacrifice the girl as an offering to Satan. I don't know if that would've been a better or worse ending.
It would be predictable, but in a way that makes sense. And an actual twist. Not like this. "Oh she's evil, use the ritual in the magic book to destroy her. No wait, she isn't what it seemed to be, she's a slightly different kind of evil, use the ritual on the next page" "the movie takes a whole degree turn" perfectly describes the twist.
First I thought why are they dragging that huge cage for the witch over the bridge, instead of just tying her up and letting her walk, but than i remembered it's a cage and the amount of roles not being portrayed by Cage must not drop further
Btw, the witch-demon who was caged by Cage is played by Claire Foy, who later portrayed Queen Elizabeth in “The Crown”. Being in a Nic Cage movie can only catapult your acting career.
Same! Nice to see the algorithm works for channels that actually deserve it (and if u like this guys humor and ragging on seagal etc try mista gg’s channel.... he’s got some hilarious vids on there too)
when the writers want to have a twist, but have no idea what to do, so the twist turns out to be just the same as before, but the bad guy stand wears a green tie instead of a blue one.
Discovered this channel earlier this week and I’m almost through his entire catalogue of videos. This channel is criminally underrated and Space Ice deserves way more subs!
I have a feeling he'll get them. Ive seen that there's been a lot of new people coming to the comments in his videos lately saying they just found out about his videos. I think his channel is about to blow up, as it should!
Have you guys seen how that sub count has skyrocketed from ~17k to 33.3k in the past week of so? I hope the momentum keeps up to 50k or even 100k subs before that "mandatory" lull, *Spaice* is hilarious.
This is the type of movie that if you get halfway through then you can't refund your tickets so the director just gives a big fat middle finger to those who didn't get out while they still could.
@@darreng8256 that's so true - well put! Make no mistake z it IS bad...but not so as as you couldn't have fun watching it. It's not Rings of Power , bad...or She Hulk bad...
@@dash4800 it was so well delivered. I've had to stop watching his videos during lunch because there were several times that I legitimately did a spit take or choked because of a sudden laughter. This is a very funny channel.
I discovered your channel 4 days ago and I think I've now seen every one of your videos. I've gotten absolutely no work done and am most likely going to be fired any minute but listening to you absolutely spit roasting Steven Seagal for using a stunt double in order to pull off a 4 inch kick... worth it
This was the best movie review i have ever seen..you sir, are fucking hilarious! I was sitting at home alone watching this and you had me cracking up loudly at least 10 times...i rly hope you have more videos like this but for this one alone you allready deserve to be followed...you remind me of this guy who js doing "honest game trailers" a lot btw😂
Many decades ago, long before the internet was a thing, I was watching that stupid killer bee movie with my mom and her friend's sister (they were like family) on tv one day. It was so dumb we were ragging on it constantly. One of the characters died and Debbie said "At least he doesn't have to be in this sucky movie anymore". That may seem like an overused comment now, but way back then it was the first we ever heard it and laughed about it for years. Poor Debbie had a tragic life but I will always remember her for her sick burn decades before it was taken for granted. This one's for you, Debbie.
Found your channel last week & turning all my friends onto it- absolutely great stuff! I'm 51 & grew up on all these guys via VHS or in the theaters, so your target is set straight over my memories & I love it. That said, allow me to introduce you to the next Nic Cage movie you need to RUN, not walk to... Fire Birds. Nic is sent to learn the ways of the Apache... not the Native Americans, the attack helicopter, in order to take down a mercenary who has been wreaking havoc protecting drug cartels in his own chopper. But, see (HA!) Nic has a hard time learning the mysterious ways of the Apache, as it uses a one:one eye system... one eye free, seeing thru the windscreen of the Apache in real time, the other covered and attached to a live feed camera at the nose of the Apache, aiding in weapon systems. This confuses Nic Cage initially, but this is NIC CAGE & NIC CAGE CANNOT BE STOPPED. In what can be only described as a writing masterpiece, Nic Cage and his pals use a makeshift "camera" made of mirrors within a paper towel cardboard system shaped like a one-eyed periscope and strap it to his head, both keeping it in place and acting as a blindfold over his "dominant eye," and proceed to put him behind the wheel of a Jeep and drive at reckless speeds throughout the military base, putting everyone's life at risk. Again, RUN, don't walk, to find Fire Birds and discover what Top Gun could have been if they had Nic Cage instead of Tom Cruise, and Apaches instead of Tomcats. And a different storyline. And all sorts of awesome driving with abandon in a Jeep throughout a military base while wearing panties and a cardboard paper towel roll strapped to his head .
Only found this channel yesterday and I've been bing-watching while sick in bed. Had to take a few breaks as I was laughing so hard I ended up in a coughing fit. Already subscribed to Pitch Meeting and The Horror Geek so this was a no brainer. Please consider doing The Greatest Naval Warfare Movie of All Time: Battleship.
I think thats half true, the other reason is because at the beginning of his career he spent tons of money he didn't really have and in order to pay back alot of it he just took any role offered.
At least Nicolas Cage tries ( and usually succeeds) in giving a competent performance, as opposed to Steven Seagal who has no discernable talent and continues to make crappy "direct-to-dvd" movies.
Nic Cage got caught by the IRS for not paying taxes for almost a decade and had to pay it all back, plus interest and a hefty fine, in order to avoid jail. And you do not wanna mess with the IRS, they actually put Wesley Snipes in jail for tax evasion, after he refused to pay his owned taxes. He was also spending money like there's no tomorrow and was almost bankrupt. That's why he was starring in all those trash movies, in order to pay his debt. Apparently, he's now debt free, that's why he appears again in better movies.
Nic Cage brings a very unique something to every movie he's in. And that certain something is Nicholas Cage. He took Shatner's model of understated gravitas, and juiced it up with Hulk juice. There is no role he can't interpret depths previously unseen, and bring to glorious life in ways that no other actor would even attempt. That's why "Raising Arizona" is the low-key greatest movie ever made. And this, a close second.
@@thomasbell7033 I think that was Cage's first movie, and he hit it out of the park. And its the one to always go back to, as a reminder that he's every bit the heavyweight actor he's always known he was. It's like if Mickey had met Holly Hunter instead of that dreadful Mallory girl, we'd have had a much more wholesome Bonnie and Clyde movie than Natural Born Killers. Raising Arizona is a low-key perfect example of truly great Hollywood. It gets under the radar because it pretends to be a comedy. Its structured like a comedy. It scans like comedy. Its even funny. But its not a comedy. Cage and Hunter hit some boss level, sweet spot chemistry in that movie. Everything else was just window dressing.
@@nodiggity9472 I think his first lead part was in Valley Girl, 3 or 4 years earliier. He also had a bit part in Fast Times at Ridgemont High as Nick Coppola.
Man, that first black witch joke was perfect. This channel is almost criminally good. If you don't agree, that this channel is almost criminally good, you can continue to not agree, but keep it to your f*cking self.
Hahaha, amazing stuff, mate. Subbed. Also, I know it was a joke but still wanted to point out that 'It was the witch killed Eckhart' is actually a coherent sentence in Old English, a spoken derivative of 'It was that witch that killed Eckhart'.
Funny moments: 1. Slap away arrows with knife 2. Head butting a guy wearing helmet 3. Saruman who looks like shit 4. Killed the guy right behind him who apparently came out of nowhere 5. Priest not wearing gloves and the use of more horses at the bridge. 6. Travelling 1200 miles in 6 days 7. Guy doesn't show bravery by staying since there is no way back after the bridge collapsed.
I honestly liked this movie myself that final battle I actually thought was really good. That demon was actively going around disguised as a witch in order to locate those books and destroy them. That if I recall correctly was the whole point of that beginning scene. The demon knew they couldn't hurt him with the book as long as they thought he was a witch. That way he could safely locate and destroy the books. And I think it goes without saying that if the only book that could banish demons is completely wiped from the face of the earth it would be the end of the world I think that's kind of the point.
yea i liked it to some of these movie channels that talk crap prolly like movies that we hate it was a solid movie better then majority of stuff nowadays
Season of the Witch interesting I could have swore that there was a certain Halloween movie that had that in their title. Something about masks and a live-action Mr. Burns.
@@Adiscretefirm that 3rd unfortunate installment was the best one after the first, of course unless you want to watch myers do the same shit over and over again but worse
@@darkestfugue yes, you go to see a John Carpenter Halloween movie to see Michael Myers do his thing, not some supervillain, druid magic, cash grab that is only related to the earlier (and later) stories by occurring during Halloween. Critics and audiences were not impressed and Carpenter never tried that again. Jaws 3 was a nightmare, but at least it was about a shark.
@@Adiscretefirm you dont know anything about the halloween franchise do you? Carpenters original plan was that it be an anthology series, a different story for each movie like tales of the crypt or twilight zone with a different story each time, Michael was supposed to have been a mystery an enigma, that disappeared into the night never to be seen again and always pondered over, but through greed and lack of creativity he is now an absolute joke, when John Carpenter finally got halloween 3 off the ground he had not marketed his vision to the public properly and everyone expected Michael again and could not adjust because John's original vision was never publicised properly, its no wonder he refuses to make movies anymore, but taking into consideration his vision as a story in an anthology series, i love halloween 3, i love the mood, the atmosphere and especially the music, it was almost like the terminator before the terminator
@@Adiscretefirm nah. it was an attempt to make Halloween into an anthology series which would have been improvement over any of the other terrible Halloween sequels.
Lol both Ron Perlman and Nicholas Cage didn't even TRY to speak with an accent. They both just thought their modern American accents were fine 500+ years ago.
I always thought the craziest part of this movie was in the post credit scene when they reveal that the witch put a future curse on JCVD forcing him to dance in a Thailand bar for the rest of eternity. Crazy connectivity!
This movie is actually a decent crusade story turned horror flick. I really like it. It is much better than the majority of crap blockbusters Hollywood pumped out every year.
Oh sweet you actually covered the bridge being gone for the return trip. I was about to comment on it and say "how are they goingto get back across there?" but, turns out, it didnt even matter because you covered it, AND they dont need to take her back. Only thing is, theyll have to live at the monastery or, or at least somwhere else on the side of the bridge theyre on now... or find a different way lol
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_These wolves are half werewolf, which means they are like 3/4 wolf or something_
10:50
Dude you are the funniest person on RUclips.
Your narrations are hilarious. I laugh out loud watching by myself.
It’s funnier censored
How about The new Stallone movie?
I just discovered this channel and cant stop fucking laughing, its alot funnier censored tho
Ron Perlman being able to headbutt soldiers who wear helmets makes perfect sense to me.
Can I get an unga bunga?
I mean, his skull looks really solid, he kind of looks neandertalish
Lol... was rhis film before or after his TDS took over?
He is f@ckng Hellboy for f@ck sake!!
@@randydominguez666 lool
the real twist of this movie was the wolfwolves. Wolves that transform into wolves, what a cool unique twist
LOL
That is some serious method acting.
Now with even more wolf!
Hahaha. You just don't have imagination
That's they then become 3/4 wolfers!
My favorite part its when the wolves said "it's wolfin time!" and turned into wolves
“The percentage of Nicolas Cage characters just went up…” 😂😂😂
whats the name of the music at the end 15:51
Hahahahahahaha I'm dead (no pun intended) 😂😂😂
The best! 🤣
I didn't catch that at first. I was like did he really just say that? 🤣
@@stirgy4312 at least twice
“The only way to defeat her now is to read from a different page.” My sides 😂😂
My gut😂🎉
My lord😂😂
In Perlman's defense, I gotta admit that if anyone ever looked like they could successfully headbutt an opponent who is wearing a helmet, it's him. XD
Makes sense. When he played Hellboy, he had to take his human mask off to reveal the horns.
Facts
"A sick couple that needs help...(fire blazes) and now they don't." Awesome line.
😂😂😂lol‼️
That one stuck with me too lol 👌🏻
That couple wasn't sick, they were the undead.
That shit had me crying 😂😂😂😂
“They’re stumped too so they executed all three” 😂 I’m dying
Sad part here... back then I don't recall very many people being exonerated. They tended to be executed then found innocent if they died.
@@2ndamendmentslingllc906why didn't they executr the wizards
@@2ndamendmentslingllc906 Good times
"this sick couple who desperately need help.. and now they don't"
spat coffee on that one haha
Imagine my plight, Im eating ...food.....sob sob sob....
It reminds me of this news ruclips.net/video/LgtcDTPHI4A/видео.html
same
I was drinking an Arizona and almost spat it out 😂
I was cooking in my kitchen whilse sipping a fruit cider at that exact moment and it exploded in my face because I burst out laughing straight into the glass...
"Look Cage,you know i respect you but you're killing me here"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard I was going to puke, I watched this video 15 times. This sentence destroyed me 😂
The last couple days this has become my new favorite bad movie channel. I HATED the voice at first, but then you realize that the voice is what makes it so good lol.
"the movie does a complete degree turn and now is almost the completely exact same movie." 😂😂😂😂
A complete degree turn🤣🤣🤣
whats the name of the music at the end 15:51
that fucking killed me!
😂😂😂😂😂
I had to pause to get the laugh out on that one😂😂😂😂😂😂 say that part again🎉😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤤🤧☠️👻
"Perlmam dies..the priest dies..Perlman un-dies..and then immediately re-dies" 🤣
I laughed so hard in this part. This channel is absolute gold.
Nicolas Cage can walk that distance in ten minutes.
Chuck Norris would make the monastery walk to him
These kind of jokes really should go to van damme. that volvo truck stunt alone earns him the title of ultimate action hero.
Well... except for Jackie Chan. he is the true ultimate action hero GOAT. The GOAT of all time.
@@Jumdabum 🤣🤣
Nicolas Cage can eat a peach for hours... while walking 1200 miles.
@@kh_1984 Not 'Hold my body double'? xD
Ron Perlman being in the cast is a good indicator that you probably aren't about to sit through an Academy award winning movie
Now that you mention it he's in every Guillermo del Toro movie except The Shape of Water.
Yeah because those aren’t shit movies either
Hellboy and Pacific Rim would disagree.
@@lordmorklen5166 he was amazing in Hellboy!
@@SkylarTrahan that he was.
Marvel could have saved "Aquaman 2" if they'd re-cast Nic Cage in Amber Heard's role. That's how unique a talent he is.
Make this so
Marvel?
“The movie does a complete degree turn.” I’m dead 😂😂
whats the name of the music at the end 15:51
A full degree?? Shocking 😂
@@pratikpusdekar1210 Darude - Sandstorm
😂😂😂
They slightly flipped the script 😅
Sad part is....still better than most of those worn out ego infested old man Seagal 🎬 movies .
Those Seagal movies feel like they're written by an AI or something xD
@@slxxpyhollow So true. You may have just cracked Seagal's secret on how he manages to crank out so many awful movies
I got all Seagal's movie. Love them all.
Oddly enough, he is very popular in Russia, Turkey and Brazil
The difference is, unlike Seagal, Cage is genuniely fun to watch even when the movie he's in is absolute dreck.
@@visitante-pc5zc I wonder if Seagal is popular in Russia because he is friends with Putin, or if he is friends with Putin because he is popular in Russia.
"which makes them like 3/4 wolf or something" 🤣🤣😂😂
whats the name of the music at the end 15:51
"heroically defeating all these women and children" 2 minutes in and this is better comedy than most else .....subscribed
Loved that ending joke about Nicolas Cage no longer being in the film so no one watched it past that point. Nicolas really is an acting treasure. We were robbed when Nick did not get to be Superman.
I wish he did that Burton Superman movie
"This truly is a thinking man's movie"
Dude how is this channel not bigger? This guy is f'n hilarious.
Especially when Baked. Naaaaarf.
It is growing thankfully. I discovered him about a month ago and he had maybe 13K subs . I've definitely audibly laughed more from this channel than anything on RUclips right now
No, he really is not..
@@mrtoothless lol ya he is. Your jealousy is pathetic 😂
@@mrtoothless Is too
Just discovered this channel and I can’t stop watching it! So damn funny, been binge watching for the last two hours.
Word!
Same here. So good 👌
I’m at that point right now lol
Me too.. 😂
Me three
I actually enjoyed this movie. It's not the greatest thing ever made, but it was a fun romp. Far, far, far from being Cage's worst movie.
It is what it is. Sometimes a ridiculous silly movie is just what hits the spot
true
No one said a movie can't be enjoyed if it's a stupid movie, they're not mutually exclusive. I love a lot of JCVD's older movies even tho the plot probably kills some brain cells every time you watch it. They're still fun, silly 90s action movies.
And it's not that much of a stupid movie.
Many people really were diseased and looked like shit in those days, the Templars were probably cruel bastards that killed civilians, and everyone who was not a Knight like Nicholas Cage in that movie was useless because only Knights were simultaneously well educated, adept at hand to hand combat, and units of measurements like Leagues and cubits are not completely understood anyway.
whats the name of the music at the end 15:51
I was expecting the twist to be that the "priest" was actually the demon and he was tricking the group into taking him to the monastery so he could sacrifice the girl as an offering to Satan. I don't know if that would've been a better or worse ending.
Even a youtube comment is better than plot of this movie !
That actually would have been kinda cool and clever so it has no place in this movie
It would be predictable, but in a way that makes sense. And an actual twist.
Not like this. "Oh she's evil, use the ritual in the magic book to destroy her. No wait, she isn't what it seemed to be, she's a slightly different kind of evil, use the ritual on the next page"
"the movie takes a whole degree turn" perfectly describes the twist.
That would have been great I thought that was it too
@@julianrosas9134touche sir😢
First I thought why are they dragging that huge cage for the witch over the bridge, instead of just tying her up and letting her walk, but than i remembered it's a cage and the amount of roles not being portrayed by Cage must not drop further
I love this channel. The spot on descriptions of the fallacies of logic is sublime.
This is my new favourite channel, this guy has me rolling in every vid.
The wolves turning into wolves was the best part by far.
From wolves to WOLVES.
I couldn't tell but it looked cool when she broke out of the cage I could have been mistaken
Btw, the witch-demon who was caged by Cage is played by Claire Foy, who later portrayed Queen Elizabeth in “The Crown”.
Being in a Nic Cage movie can only catapult your acting career.
Oh shit my dad just started watching the show!
She was also in that “Girl with a dragon tattoo” sequel no one saw but me.
Why
@@futureprimitivepast3044 Correction: "The Girl in the Spider's Web," a Dragon Tattoo sequel no one saw but you and *me.* 😉
@@futureprimitivepast3044 Nah, I saw it as well, and it was god-awful.
They "murder the f*ck out of everyone in 5 battles"...and they weren't even sweating! LMAO.
I haven't laughed so much in so long binge watching your videos. You truly have moved my cold black heart.
I love how you get progressively more pissed the further in to the movie
How it escalates!
Today I found your page under "Recommended channels"...been watching it for 3 hours straight😂😌
Same! Nice to see the algorithm works for channels that actually deserve it (and if u like this guys humor and ragging on seagal etc try mista gg’s channel.... he’s got some hilarious vids on there too)
Best movie description voice over channel ever! 😂
This is some of the funniest commentary I have ever heard. I haven't laughed this much in a while. Thank you. Just subscribed.
I love coming back to old videos so much! Space Ice is basically my free therapy.
Not gonna lie. That 5 battle montage made this whole movie look worth taking the risk.
"the movie does a complete 1 degree turn, and is almost exactly the same" I'm fucking crying
"the only way to defeat her is to read from a different page" I'm legit dying 😭😭
@@Southpaw88 Lmao “she then counters that move by just f-ing leaving”
some mind-bending 4-d chess right there
when the writers want to have a twist, but have no idea what to do, so the twist turns out to be just the same as before, but the bad guy stand wears a green tie instead of a blue one.
Discovered this channel earlier this week and I’m almost through his entire catalogue of videos. This channel is criminally underrated and Space Ice deserves way more subs!
I have a feeling he'll get them. Ive seen that there's been a lot of new people coming to the comments in his videos lately saying they just found out about his videos. I think his channel is about to blow up, as it should!
Channel is only up about 4 months, this will blow up.
Have you guys seen how that sub count has skyrocketed from ~17k to 33.3k in the past week of so? I hope the momentum keeps up to 50k or even 100k subs before that "mandatory" lull, *Spaice* is hilarious.
whats the name of the music at the end 15:51
This is the type of movie that if you get halfway through then you can't refund your tickets so the director just gives a big fat middle finger to those who didn't get out while they still could.
After the "see which one's the witch" scene, I was already convinced, I had to watch this movie. 😆😆😆
Seen this once with a friend and I enjoyed it for the fact that Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman were in it. Great video dude as well.
This is now my favourite channel, your reviews are hilarious, especially for the bad movies!
This guys commentaries have improved immensely since the original videos. They were fun but he's on top of his game now.
Nicolas Cage's career is basically everyone wondering " What the fuck will he do next?" And that's kind of awesome.
"who need help..." (burns them in their house) "...and now they don't"🤣
Lol replayed that part like 10 times 😂
I really enjoyed this movie. Maybe my taste in movie sucks, but I found it entertaining and amusing 😊
Nah man, you're spot on. Nic cage been low hanging fruit for a while.
a movie with Nic Cage can only be so bad
a good movie with Cage. dont listen to those asses
@@darreng8256 that's so true - well put!
Make no mistake z it IS bad...but not so as as you couldn't have fun watching it.
It's not Rings of Power , bad...or She Hulk bad...
there should have been more of the demon. he was hilarious
"Right when you think you know what's going on, the movie takes a complete DEGREE turn..."
Love it.
lmao, that line broke me
@@dash4800 it was so well delivered.
I've had to stop watching his videos during lunch because there were several times that I legitimately did a spit take or choked because of a sudden laughter. This is a very funny channel.
Dude I almost died laughing
the whole commentary on that scene had me holding my ribs 😂😂
Amd the only way to defeat her now, is to read from a different page.
I discovered your channel 4 days ago and I think I've now seen every one of your videos. I've gotten absolutely no work done and am most likely going to be fired any minute but listening to you absolutely spit roasting Steven Seagal for using a stunt double in order to pull off a 4 inch kick... worth it
Hahahaha
This was the best movie review i have ever seen..you sir, are fucking hilarious! I was sitting at home alone watching this and you had me cracking up loudly at least 10 times...i rly hope you have more videos like this but for this one alone you allready deserve to be followed...you remind me of this guy who js doing "honest game trailers" a lot btw😂
I'm new to your videos but you got a subscriber after that line "heroically defeating...all the unarmed women and children" hahahahaha
@8:53 "I am skipping ahead to the next really stupid thing which is literally the very next scene" 🤣🤣🤣
Many decades ago, long before the internet was a thing, I was watching that stupid killer bee movie with my mom and her friend's sister (they were like family) on tv one day. It was so dumb we were ragging on it constantly. One of the characters died and Debbie said "At least he doesn't have to be in this sucky movie anymore". That may seem like an overused comment now, but way back then it was the first we ever heard it and laughed about it for years. Poor Debbie had a tragic life but I will always remember her for her sick burn decades before it was taken for granted. This one's for you, Debbie.
Fucking got em, Debbie.
How did Debbie die?
RIP Debbie.
RIP
... Who's Debbie?
Found your channel last week & turning all my friends onto it- absolutely great stuff! I'm 51 & grew up on all these guys via VHS or in the theaters, so your target is set straight over my memories & I love it.
That said, allow me to introduce you to the next Nic Cage movie you need to RUN, not walk to...
Fire Birds.
Nic is sent to learn the ways of the Apache... not the Native Americans, the attack helicopter, in order to take down a mercenary who has been wreaking havoc protecting drug cartels in his own chopper.
But, see (HA!) Nic has a hard time learning the mysterious ways of the Apache, as it uses a one:one eye system... one eye free, seeing thru the windscreen of the Apache in real time, the other covered and attached to a live feed camera at the nose of the Apache, aiding in weapon systems. This confuses Nic Cage initially, but this is NIC CAGE & NIC CAGE CANNOT BE STOPPED.
In what can be only described as a writing masterpiece, Nic Cage and his pals use a makeshift "camera" made of mirrors within a paper towel cardboard system shaped like a one-eyed periscope and strap it to his head, both keeping it in place and acting as a blindfold over his "dominant eye," and proceed to put him behind the wheel of a Jeep and drive at reckless speeds throughout the military base, putting everyone's life at risk.
Again, RUN, don't walk, to find Fire Birds and discover what Top Gun could have been if they had Nic Cage instead of Tom Cruise, and Apaches instead of Tomcats. And a different storyline. And all sorts of awesome driving with abandon in a Jeep throughout a military base while wearing panties and a cardboard paper towel roll strapped to his head .
- damn I just that description sounds like an awesome Nic Cage movie!
Yeeesssss
Since the script has been very, slightly flipped…. Oh man, I got a good laugh from that one. Totally made my day.
“The percentage of characters played by Nicholas Cage just went up” 😂 I’m dead.
"Oh, no! Are your hands hurt? F'ing idiot" That got me.
Only found this channel yesterday and I've been bing-watching while sick in bed. Had to take a few breaks as I was laughing so hard I ended up in a coughing fit.
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Nicholas Cage has had the most amazing career. He's an awesome actor and I'm convinced he does ridiculous movies just for the hell of it and it works
I think thats half true, the other reason is because at the beginning of his career he spent tons of money he didn't really have and in order to pay back alot of it he just took any role offered.
Probably has 9 alimonies he's paying.
At least Nicolas Cage tries ( and usually succeeds) in giving a competent performance, as opposed to Steven Seagal who has no discernable talent and continues to make crappy "direct-to-dvd" movies.
Nic Cage got caught by the IRS for not paying taxes for almost a decade and had to pay it all back, plus interest and a hefty fine, in order to avoid jail. And you do not wanna mess with the IRS, they actually put Wesley Snipes in jail for tax evasion, after he refused to pay his owned taxes.
He was also spending money like there's no tomorrow and was almost bankrupt.
That's why he was starring in all those trash movies, in order to pay his debt.
Apparently, he's now debt free, that's why he appears again in better movies.
"The movie does a complete... degree turn... and is now almost completely the same"
That right there is why I watch this channel 😄
This is your best yet! A bit slow in the first half but had me cracking up the entire last 8 minutes. Comedy gold.
I completely forgot how batshit insane this film is. Even by Cage standards.
Definitely need to re-watch.
its good movie, very immerse, i would like he make a sequel of this
or re-witch
just don't watch the last 2 minutes
You the man bro ! I've found you a couple days ago and I think I seen all the vids already lmao comedy for real ones
once again, the question arises, is Nick Cage a great actor, or a horrible actor. We, as humanity, will never reach a consensus.
He’s a virtuoso.
He's definitely not boring.
He is a mediocre actor that has been in some good movies.
When he is good, he is good, when he is bad, he is awesome.
Fact.
His movies might be terrible, but he never is
In order to further our understanding of all things Cage, I subjected myself to the last two minutes of this movie. Now I have terminal cancer.
Season of the 'Nick Cage is Awesome But Doesn't Know a WITCH When He Sees One'
"A complete degree change!" 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
Found this channel yesterday and must have watched 20 videos already . Awesome stuff man how you aint got a million subs baffles me .
Dude, i became a huge fan of your channel, there are no more things currently who are able to make me laugh that much.
Nic Cage brings a very unique something to every movie he's in. And that certain something is Nicholas Cage. He took Shatner's model of understated gravitas, and juiced it up with Hulk juice. There is no role he can't interpret depths previously unseen, and bring to glorious life in ways that no other actor would even attempt. That's why "Raising Arizona" is the low-key greatest movie ever made. And this, a close second.
"I'll just be takin' these Huggies, and any cash you might have." One of my favorite films.
@@thomasbell7033 I think that was Cage's first movie, and he hit it out of the park. And its the one to always go back to, as a reminder that he's every bit the heavyweight actor he's always known he was. It's like if Mickey had met Holly Hunter instead of that dreadful Mallory girl, we'd have had a much more wholesome Bonnie and Clyde movie than Natural Born Killers. Raising Arizona is a low-key perfect example of truly great Hollywood. It gets under the radar because it pretends to be a comedy. Its structured like a comedy. It scans like comedy. Its even funny. But its not a comedy. Cage and Hunter hit some boss level, sweet spot chemistry in that movie. Everything else was just window dressing.
@@nodiggity9472 I think his first lead part was in Valley Girl, 3 or 4 years earliier. He also had a bit part in Fast Times at Ridgemont High as Nick Coppola.
Bro you're probably the funniest RUclipsr I've ever come across. Keep this shit up.
Man, that first black witch joke was perfect. This channel is almost criminally good. If you don't agree, that this channel is almost criminally good, you can continue to not agree, but keep it to your f*cking self.
We’re lucky that we’re here before this Chanel gets big, OG fans😅
@@bigwhopper6501 I'm amazed this guy doesn't have 2M subs or something.
I remember watching this thinking “Wow. They really went a completely different direction for Halloween III”.
😂
“This truly is…. A thinking man’s movie” is just Highest of Praise lol
Hahaha, amazing stuff, mate. Subbed. Also, I know it was a joke but still wanted to point out that 'It was the witch killed Eckhart' is actually a coherent sentence in Old English, a spoken derivative of 'It was that witch that killed Eckhart'.
God… this guy is killing me! I discovered him a few hours ago and I haven’t seen anything else but his videos!
+ the comments are gold
"You can f*cking fly, why would you risk dying to get there extra slowly?"
This channel needs to get famous ASAP. Every review is comedy gold
Funny moments:
1. Slap away arrows with knife
2. Head butting a guy wearing helmet
3. Saruman who looks like shit
4. Killed the guy right behind him who apparently came out of nowhere
5. Priest not wearing gloves and the use of more horses at the bridge.
6. Travelling 1200 miles in 6 days
7. Guy doesn't show bravery by staying since there is no way back after the bridge collapsed.
considering how much you can actually see in this movie. it should have been called
Season of the *Darkness*
Finally! A movie recap that got more views than the actual film itself 😩
I honestly liked this movie myself that final battle I actually thought was really good. That demon was actively going around disguised as a witch in order to locate those books and destroy them. That if I recall correctly was the whole point of that beginning scene. The demon knew they couldn't hurt him with the book as long as they thought he was a witch. That way he could safely locate and destroy the books. And I think it goes without saying that if the only book that could banish demons is completely wiped from the face of the earth it would be the end of the world I think that's kind of the point.
Printing press gets invented
Demon: 👁👄👁
@@BlitzMaul it's all over then lol
yea i liked it to some of these movie channels that talk crap prolly like movies that we hate it was a solid movie better then majority of stuff nowadays
bro, you literally explained how this bad movie wasn't so bad but still pretty bad.
@@j.goebbels2134 honestly I don't see how it was bad
Perfect. Seriously funny. More people need to know about this channel!
More people need to know about stifen segol
''Perlman dies, Perlman un-dies then immediately re-dies!'' 🤣
Gotta love the crusaders having chainmail hoods but not actually wearing them into battle.
Season of the Witch interesting I could have swore that there was a certain Halloween movie that had that in their title. Something about masks and a live-action Mr. Burns.
The 3rd unfortunate installment. Can't copyright a title though.
@@Adiscretefirm that 3rd unfortunate installment was the best one after the first, of course unless you want to watch myers do the same shit over and over again but worse
@@darkestfugue yes, you go to see a John Carpenter Halloween movie to see Michael Myers do his thing, not some supervillain, druid magic, cash grab that is only related to the earlier (and later) stories by occurring during Halloween. Critics and audiences were not impressed and Carpenter never tried that again. Jaws 3 was a nightmare, but at least it was about a shark.
@@Adiscretefirm you dont know anything about the halloween franchise do you? Carpenters original plan was that it be an anthology series, a different story for each movie like tales of the crypt or twilight zone with a different story each time, Michael was supposed to have been a mystery an enigma, that disappeared into the night never to be seen again and always pondered over, but through greed and lack of creativity he is now an absolute joke, when John Carpenter finally got halloween 3 off the ground he had not marketed his vision to the public properly and everyone expected Michael again and could not adjust because John's original vision was never publicised properly, its no wonder he refuses to make movies anymore, but taking into consideration his vision as a story in an anthology series, i love halloween 3, i love the mood, the atmosphere and especially the music, it was almost like the terminator before the terminator
@@Adiscretefirm nah. it was an attempt to make Halloween into an anthology series which would have been improvement over any of the other terrible Halloween sequels.
Not gonna lie, I enjoyed this movie! Absurd but fun!
When you said "They're stumped 🤔 too." And just hang all three. I'm seriously crying I'm laughing so hard.
Lol quite the mystery
Not sure which is the bigger legend, Nic Cage or this commentary 😂😂 brilliant stuff
Lol both Ron Perlman and Nicholas Cage didn't even TRY to speak with an accent. They both just thought their modern American accents were fine 500+ years ago.
Well, no modern accent would work for 650+ years ago.
I’ve never laughed so hard from a movie review.
I always thought the craziest part of this movie was in the post credit scene when they reveal that the witch put a future curse on JCVD forcing him to dance in a Thailand bar for the rest of eternity. Crazy connectivity!
Forget plot structure and story. Forget making coherent beats. Who needs character development when you have Nicolas Cage!
This guy gets it
This movie is actually a decent crusade story turned horror flick. I really like it. It is much better than the majority of crap blockbusters Hollywood pumped out every year.
It sucks these days cause there are not trans black characters
Ehh, I was just bored watching the movie, although the concept was neat
"and they were never heard from.....AGAAIINN!!" MY FAVORITE LINE
I would like to thank Nic Cage and your commentary for my six pack. It's been awhile since I laughed that much!
Thanks for another hilarious, insightfully witty, smart video!
whats the name of the music at the end 15:51
“After heroically defeating all these unarmed women and children” I’m crying lmfao
War. War never changes.
Ron Perlman is an absolute legend no matter what he is in.
Oh sweet you actually covered the bridge being gone for the return trip. I was about to comment on it and say "how are they goingto get back across there?" but, turns out, it didnt even matter because you covered it, AND they dont need to take her back. Only thing is, theyll have to live at the monastery or, or at least somwhere else on the side of the bridge theyre on now... or find a different way lol