Escape From Tarkov in a Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 30 июл 2022
  • Escape From Tarkov (EFT) is the worst best video game ever made--it's aggravating AND the most fun you'll ever have AT THE SAME TIME. This video takes you on a complete walkthrough of what Tarkov is, in a nutshell.
    If you hate yourself, this is the game for you!
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  • @TuxBird
    @TuxBird  Год назад +3285

    escape from tarkov players be like:
    help

    • @BonelessXJager
      @BonelessXJager Год назад +32

      Tarkov players aren’t real

    • @seenworlds3973
      @seenworlds3973 Год назад +4

      remember me from r6

    • @ToadTWE
      @ToadTWE Год назад +4

      Nah that’s you after not uploading for 4 months straight. It’s good to have you back

    • @spofman
      @spofman Год назад +2

      @@BonelessXJager figures

    • @red_squater_1683
      @red_squater_1683 Год назад +3

      WAIT
      YOU PLAY WAR THUNDER??????????

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 Год назад +3724

    Considering how ADHD ridden Tux is I’m surprised he had the patience to edit a 30 minute video

    • @TuxBird
      @TuxBird  Год назад +832

      surprised myself all the same fr

    • @jakelyman5366
      @jakelyman5366 Год назад +67

      I’m surprised he had the urge to upload tbh

    • @nassermansour5706
      @nassermansour5706 Год назад +9

      @@TuxBird epic video!
      You have that very sexy red flare and I think you should use it for the **goods**

    • @nathanratcliffe8746
      @nathanratcliffe8746 Год назад +7

      probably y it took 4 months

    • @currentlyvibing9916
      @currentlyvibing9916 Год назад +8

      Adhd is a struggle so he probably got hyper fixated on the editing process while having the end result in mind as a reward

  • @matthewbrandt5053
    @matthewbrandt5053 Год назад +277

    As a 3k hour tarkov vet, don't worry. The pain never ends :_)

    • @SLAVEWHIPPER2.000
      @SLAVEWHIPPER2.000 Год назад +1

      Ok yooo. Will that game ever come to the ps4 cause I don't have a Pc and the closest I have is dayz

    • @Callsign_Merkava
      @Callsign_Merkava Год назад +1

      me spending 2 hours creating a kit for a factory raid and geting head eyed by a spining guy with an ak

    • @justlilaclol2825
      @justlilaclol2825 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Callsign_Merkavadidnt have enough visor protection 😂

    • @kresnik694
      @kresnik694 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SLAVEWHIPPER2.000nah it wouldn't be possible tbh

    • @chadrat5129
      @chadrat5129 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@SLAVEWHIPPER2.000 never in a life time

  • @treborgallant949
    @treborgallant949 Год назад +232

    This content is what my heart yearns for. It’s been a LONG time since I randomly found a video and could get so lost and deep into it that my anxieties were snuffed. I’ve never played escape from tarkov but I’d buy it now.
    Thank you good sir for restoring my faith in RUclips creators and wholesome content.

    • @TuxBird
      @TuxBird  Год назад +51

      i'm glad you enjoyed it! new tarkov video will be coming within the next few weeks, after all this time

    • @7croze768
      @7croze768 Год назад +1

      @@TuxBird did kick me in the balls

    • @imasonite
      @imasonite Год назад +3

      This game will not help your anxieties, it will allow them to flourish from deep inside your adrenal gland, the same feeling you get when you realise that you have lost your wallet or phone, and the same one you get when you walk in on your girl cheating with a Chad in a slick armour all mixed into one. The raw pain of this game can not be underestimated. :)

    • @lechendary
      @lechendary Год назад +2

      @@TuxBird sure…..

    • @lookawilduser
      @lookawilduser 11 месяцев назад

      @@TuxBird dang..

  • @keith3946
    @keith3946 Год назад +498

    It was your "This is (Basically) Tarkov" video that finally made me buy the game. Three wipes later, I'm an absolute no-lifer Chad. I both have you to thank and have you to blame for this very unhealthy addiction.

  • @Azraeo
    @Azraeo Год назад +1001

    I want to know how Tux still has the willpower to continue playing this game, let alone making a 27 minute video on it.

    • @TuxBird
      @TuxBird  Год назад +228

      i am forever enslaved by the rouble

    • @terichix8494
      @terichix8494 Год назад +26

      @@TuxBird russians be like

    • @theandroidsentbycyberlife5215
      @theandroidsentbycyberlife5215 Год назад +2

      let alone play 2000 ours

    • @sorr_heyy8602
      @sorr_heyy8602 Год назад +2

      @@TuxBird MORE ROUBLE

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Год назад

      Hello ! Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood, especially on those times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. Thank you.
      Islam is an arabic word that means Submission or Surrender to God the One and Only, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, we have to thank him by submitting to him by our free will or later when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124,000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism to purity and true monotheism.
      Many Religions that we know, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but with the time, their original teachings and scriptures were corrupted with polytheism or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays. Which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah, and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger.
      Allah means the only and one God, the God of all prophets, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgement, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this life and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran :
      19 Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      20 Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      21 Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      22 It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (Translated by Muhammad Asad)
      Salam (Peace).

  • @tanks4nuthin964
    @tanks4nuthin964 Год назад +155

    Don’t feel bad, nobody knows how to play this game correct except super streamers and no-lifers who know every item spawn in existence

    • @crispybacon9917
      @crispybacon9917 Год назад +23

      Even the devs don't know how to play, because they have jobs. Which is kicking you in the balls.

  • @skyebaldwin3087
    @skyebaldwin3087 Год назад +69

    That opening with the jump scare where you turn and randomly shoot is pure "me too bro" energy! When I take weeks off this game and hop back in, I genuinely get scared of the simplest shit xD

  • @Scorpion-es9ri
    @Scorpion-es9ri Год назад +541

    The current Upload Schedule of Tux Bird is just as predictable as the Lottery Numbers

    • @baronstriker8378
      @baronstriker8378 Год назад +9

      And just as predictable as coryxkenshin

    • @josequintero7250
      @josequintero7250 Год назад +2

      Well this is what happens when you admit you’ve sampled feces

    • @alexmaurice4274
      @alexmaurice4274 Год назад

      What happened anyways he used to be the like more frequent upload younger version of Russian badger now he just doesn’t upload 😭

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Год назад

      Hello ! Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood, especially on those times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. Thank you.
      Islam is an arabic word that means Submission or Surrender to God the One and Only, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, we have to thank him by submitting to him by our free will or later when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124,000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism to purity and true monotheism.
      Many Religions that we know, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but with the time, their original teachings and scriptures were corrupted with polytheism or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays. Which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah, and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger.
      Allah means the only and one God, the God of all prophets, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgement, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this life and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran :
      19 Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      20 Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      21 Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      22 It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (Translated by Muhammad Asad)
      Salam (Peace).

    • @lordsushibar3586
      @lordsushibar3586 Год назад +3

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 ratio

  • @Tontokid1
    @Tontokid1 Год назад +234

    Your editing style with Tarkov is supreme please continue making Tarkov content.

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Год назад +1

      Hello ! Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood, especially on those times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. Thank you.
      Islam is an arabic word that means Submission or Surrender to God the One and Only, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, we have to thank him by submitting to him by our free will or later when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124,000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism to purity and true monotheism.
      Many Religions that we know, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but with the time, their original teachings and scriptures were corrupted with polytheism or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays. Which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah, and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger.
      Allah means the only and one God, the God of all prophets, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgement, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this life and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran :
      19 Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      20 Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      21 Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      22 It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (Translated by Muhammad Asad)
      Salam (Peace).

    • @nyuszicsib
      @nyuszicsib Год назад +8

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 What the fu...???

    • @Reniu87
      @Reniu87 Год назад

      YES!

    • @drunkpunk5393
      @drunkpunk5393 Год назад

      @@nyuszicsib i reported his comment lmao aint no one asked that mf sheeeet

    • @drunkpunk5393
      @drunkpunk5393 Год назад

      i concur! continue tarky stuff!

  • @francescoinviti8771
    @francescoinviti8771 Год назад +260

    Tux, tip for the next wipe: in your first raid, bring a pistol, gonWoods and unlock Jaeger. With him you can buy the shotgun for prapor. Also in the same raid go to the scav Camp, there spawn a lot of meds like salewas, ifak and painkillers. In scav Camp also spawn scavs and you can easily kill them. I One raid you can do shortage and debut

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails Год назад +38

      Good luck doing that when the entire Tarkov player base is doing the same exact thing

    • @rando2284
      @rando2284 Год назад +4

      you do realize you get the quest for jaeger at like lvl 5 or something???

    • @francescoinviti8771
      @francescoinviti8771 Год назад +26

      @@rando2284 no, you have to be level 2

    • @rando2284
      @rando2284 Год назад

      @@francescoinviti8771 oh wow thank you for this absolutely shitty tip! I'm sure it will help nobody! Goodjob

    • @JH-fd9xt
      @JH-fd9xt Год назад +13

      @@rando2284 its at lvl 2 which if you ID all the items traders have you can hit 2 and do the quest day 1.

  • @ottonormal3354
    @ottonormal3354 Год назад +29

    Tarkov is like crystal meth, but without the physical damage to your body, but your mind............... yeah.

  • @diegoalejandrotesenoblitas1891
    @diegoalejandrotesenoblitas1891 Год назад +124

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ..... after a few months, this dude came back from the deaths to gave us a 27 minute long video. Man ... huge respect, he never fails to make us laugh.

    • @adn5249
      @adn5249 Год назад

      Does fence sell rolers?

  • @ToadTWE
    @ToadTWE Год назад +187

    Dang I just got done taking a huge diarrhea to find out Tuxbird uploaded a 30 minute video after 4 months of not uploading. That’s the real shit right there

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Год назад +1

      Hello ! Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood, especially on those times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. Thank you.
      Islam is an arabic word that means Submission or Surrender to God the One and Only, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, we have to thank him by submitting to him by our free will or later when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124,000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism to purity and true monotheism.
      Many Religions that we know, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but with the time, their original teachings and scriptures were corrupted with polytheism or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays. Which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah, and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger.
      Allah means the only and one God, the God of all prophets, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgement, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this life and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran :
      19 Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      20 Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      21 Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      22 It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (Translated by Muhammad Asad)
      Salam (Peace).

    • @alphajuked2760
      @alphajuked2760 Год назад

      He posts more frequently on his second channel

    • @ToadTWE
      @ToadTWE Год назад +1

      @@alphajuked2760 yeah I know, but tuxbird videos just hit different

  • @Seraphis1911
    @Seraphis1911 Год назад +3

    surprised you never just bought the shotgun from jaeger, doesn't need to be found in raid.

  • @Rachet2794
    @Rachet2794 Год назад +14

    This was absolutely hilarious, it brought back memories of when I first played tarkov and joined some of my friends and journey to where I am today in game. Thank you for the laughs

  • @byronjohncoxiv8520
    @byronjohncoxiv8520 Год назад +96

    Bro I love this game and your content is always a little scuffed so please keep the content coming

    • @TuxBird
      @TuxBird  Год назад +25

      SIR YES SIR

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Год назад

      Hello ! Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood, especially on those times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. Thank you.
      Islam is an arabic word that means Submission or Surrender to God the One and Only, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, we have to thank him by submitting to him by our free will or later when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124,000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism to purity and true monotheism.
      Many Religions that we know, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but with the time, their original teachings and scriptures were corrupted with polytheism or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays. Which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah, and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger.
      Allah means the only and one God, the God of all prophets, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgement, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this life and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran :
      19 Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      20 Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      21 Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      22 It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (Translated by Muhammad Asad)
      Salam (Peace).

    • @siberian1804
      @siberian1804 Год назад +4

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 what the hell........

    • @drunkpunk5393
      @drunkpunk5393 Год назад

      @@siberian1804 just report his uncalled for comment.

  • @SushiReversed
    @SushiReversed Год назад +64

    As someone who has never played Tarkov, you make it very entertaining. Sick video.

  • @Phoeenix29
    @Phoeenix29 Год назад

    Dude.. This must be one of the best tarkov vids I've seen.. You had me dead the whole time, great video man. Hope you will do more

  • @HitLuca94
    @HitLuca94 Год назад +5

    The editing on this video is outstanding

  • @endless1839
    @endless1839 Год назад +24

    I can see the love put in this video, amazing video Tux! Your storytelling ability, and editing skills are top notch my friend.

  • @Chris-ok4zo
    @Chris-ok4zo Год назад +34

    This game looks like both something I'd love to play and never want to play ever. Open-world map with looting and realistic gunplay, yes. Anxiety when going anywhere, afraid of getting run down by another player or enemy, nah.

    • @GenerationalDisappointment
      @GenerationalDisappointment Год назад +2

      The kills feel more rewarding than any other game

    • @Chris-ok4zo
      @Chris-ok4zo Год назад

      @@GenerationalDisappointment Looks like it after watching this video.

    • @BalthazarB2
      @BalthazarB2 Год назад

      @@Chris-ok4zo Gunning down a squad of enemy players who are twice as geared as you, and just barely surviving the fight, is just an amazing thrill ride in Tarkov.

    • @MonkeyDMan-mv9ep
      @MonkeyDMan-mv9ep Год назад

      this game is the most fun and most infuriating thing ever, its amazing when you do good, but when it goes bad.. its really really bad..

    • @epimeno9146
      @epimeno9146 Год назад

      There is an offline mode

  • @eclipse2g661
    @eclipse2g661 Год назад

    bro, honestly.. among the best videos ive watched recently. laughed pretty much the entire time and learned alot.

  • @peterbenus241
    @peterbenus241 Год назад

    One of few Tarkov related videos that I have enjoyed, keep up the good work!

  • @ghostpepesauce8558
    @ghostpepesauce8558 Год назад +5

    12:49
    Dude, you got loaded into a raid that just started. Been experiencing this the other way around, when player scavs just drop onto my dumbass in the beginning of the raid and beat the shit outta my head, eyes

  • @Vender-xp7yq
    @Vender-xp7yq Год назад +21

    This long video was phenomenal, plenty of editing, and it always makes me laugh! Thank you for the hard work to make there videos

  • @marcusfunchar7060
    @marcusfunchar7060 Год назад +1

    i love the editing dude, great vid

  • @joshuatull6535
    @joshuatull6535 Год назад

    yo tux. love the tarkov vids. keep it going fam.

  • @ZachWaffle
    @ZachWaffle Год назад +6

    this has to be one of the best high qualilty, highly edited videos i've ever seen. incredible job Tux

  • @BACON77100
    @BACON77100 Год назад +20

    Love this style of story telling and gameplay you had for this video! It was hilarious and had me hooked the whole time.

  • @Ashtonhere
    @Ashtonhere Год назад

    Got This vid randomly recommended and its so enjoyable. Your edit is so hilarious. Good vid

  • @GewoonGamings
    @GewoonGamings Год назад

    Hands down, most fun EFT video there is on youtube, great editing

  • @Off_Limits_III
    @Off_Limits_III Год назад +3

    This video made me realize, we need longer Tux videos. Really enjoyed the explanation of play through.

  • @luckylouie9168
    @luckylouie9168 Год назад +14

    Nice to know even after tux “died” for 4 months he still played the new wipe :D this was absolutely worthit

    • @tankbuster101
      @tankbuster101 Год назад +1

      The wipe is most likely why he "died for 4 months"

  • @gerardmagrasso4184
    @gerardmagrasso4184 Год назад

    first vid of yours I watched, I'm subbing. Nice content!!

  • @keaganshavers5859
    @keaganshavers5859 Год назад

    Bro lowkey the funniest EFT video I’ve watched in a long time!!!!

  • @StrangeDefusing
    @StrangeDefusing Год назад +12

    I'd recommend using 95 round magazines as it allows you to get more hitcounts but still get no kills. Much more frustrating. :)

  • @gagekieffer772
    @gagekieffer772 Год назад +9

    something I noticed in the hideout part of the vid, you were right-clicking unexamined items to examine them. You can hit middle mouse button with your cursor over the item to inspect it. Saves a bit of time, especially under pressure in a raid
    Edit: literally watched a minute ahead to see you doing this, ignore me I'm dumb

  • @thecreatives4177
    @thecreatives4177 Год назад

    Loved the video man!!

  • @Francisco-uh1ot
    @Francisco-uh1ot Год назад +27

    Man, the edit on this video is beyond godly 10/10

  • @renxiv6818
    @renxiv6818 Год назад +5

    This has been an accurate representation of the polar opposite of my Tarkov wipe, which can only be described as
    'Dragging my balls across salted, shattered glass.'

  • @rubysamurai306
    @rubysamurai306 Год назад +3

    You can buy the MP-133's off jaeger after you do mechanics first quest

  • @seankelly3540
    @seankelly3540 Год назад

    Bro for some entirely unknown reason this brings me back to high school, please keep doing these

  • @legionxd9363
    @legionxd9363 Год назад

    bro the consistent nostalgia of the sound FX honestly supplied the dopamine i needed for the rest of the week

  • @jkhyperbeam2838
    @jkhyperbeam2838 Год назад +17

    I rewatch tuxbird videos just to remind myself how to be good at a game (edit: after watching the video, I would like to say that tuxbirds gameplays make me bad at video games)

  • @_20072_
    @_20072_ Год назад +4

    Just like to say: dayum Anthony is an absolute unit, level 42 on day 5 is incredibly impressive

  • @Jailbird26
    @Jailbird26 Год назад

    Your sense of humor is king :) ty. it is good to see, that i am not alone :)

  • @sirhannay7735
    @sirhannay7735 Год назад

    Love it Tux! Keep up the good work.

  • @LoganRonin-vn2we
    @LoganRonin-vn2we Год назад +24

    Honestly Tux, if I unloaded four shotgun shots into a guy five feet away and he was still standing, I wouldn't have offered him just 2.4% on a car loan. I would have offered him a new one for free.
    Good to see you posting again you slick looking penguin.

  • @grinchu7630
    @grinchu7630 Год назад

    I had so much time since I watch one of your videos and I really enjoy it, I hope to see more again :D

  • @TheLordPickleYT
    @TheLordPickleYT 8 месяцев назад

    sickest video of all time, keep up the hilarious work!

  • @chapatactica9888
    @chapatactica9888 Год назад +3

    The perfect balance between comedy, editing and relatable content. Good sir, your new subscriber wish you well 💚☕

  • @dank_obama6938
    @dank_obama6938 Год назад +4

    FINALLY HE'S BACK!

    • @TuxBird
      @TuxBird  Год назад +2

      AFTER ALL THIS TIME

    • @spofman
      @spofman Год назад

      ALLLLL THIS TIME

    • @dank_obama6938
      @dank_obama6938 Год назад +1

      @@TuxBird aint no way out of all the people he responds to me💀 fr though you're the funniest youtuber i know and you always make me laugh, glad to have you back.

    • @theharvinator
      @theharvinator Год назад

      he’s back!

  • @b3nny472
    @b3nny472 Год назад

    This is some of the best production value ive seen on an EFT video. keep it up boss

  • @mikeT1396
    @mikeT1396 Год назад

    Love your tarkov vids!

  • @foreverinflux
    @foreverinflux Год назад +6

    Great to see you back tux, awesome video, COME BACK ON THE GOONS PODCAST YOUR EPSIODE WAS AWESOME :D

    • @trashking8544
      @trashking8544 Год назад

      No it fucking wasn’t. There’s a reason tuxbird episode got 75% less views…

    • @foreverinflux
      @foreverinflux Год назад

      @@trashking8544 coool

  • @trimaxon4657
    @trimaxon4657 Год назад

    The editing on this video is so top notch, I absolutely love it :D

  • @klouiX
    @klouiX Год назад

    this is genuinely the funniest escape from tarkov video i’ve ever seen. props to you tux 😂

  • @akdsjgalksdfjg
    @akdsjgalksdfjg 9 месяцев назад

    this is perfect, the editting, and its honestly nice to look at eft gameplay that i can relate to hahaha

  • @Bizkutz_tv
    @Bizkutz_tv Год назад

    Tuxy, this video is absolutely beautiful. It's also the most honest video I've ever seen about tarkov 😂

  • @Shlaf
    @Shlaf Год назад +1

    This was dope! wishing for a part 2 to be in the works :)

  • @lex2746
    @lex2746 Год назад

    man, this stuff's great, I'd kill to have a huge series on this I can just binge.

  • @TERMINAL-C
    @TERMINAL-C Год назад

    I love these types of videos I play tarkov a lot and I reference spongebob all the time so I immensely enjoyed this video

  • @ZephyrusZ
    @ZephyrusZ Год назад

    I stopped watching you awhile back when I kinda fell out of siege. But it’s so refreshing to see your content on other things pop up, I loved this. I’ll be back for more BAY BEE

  • @HenrySetagaGaming
    @HenrySetagaGaming Год назад

    your humor in this video just hits like a truck!!! RESPECT!!!

  • @yelloblankie
    @yelloblankie Год назад

    loved this video lmao and i love your video style in general, definitely subscribing

  • @noahgilchrist5927
    @noahgilchrist5927 Год назад

    This is some quality content lmao that loading screen part was hilarious.. super relatable lol

  • @teematte4719
    @teematte4719 3 месяца назад

    love this video so much watched it many times and i am still enjoying it. love

  • @gaberyan5075
    @gaberyan5075 Год назад

    Got recommended this vid. Never seen your channel before.
    I love it

  • @shootout3747
    @shootout3747 Год назад

    That was awesome, please continue

  • @P4nda_37
    @P4nda_37 Год назад

    Oh my lord first tux video and his editing style is godly I love it

  • @felixburnett984
    @felixburnett984 Год назад

    Very sick video, well done lad!

  • @barnabaskatona4279
    @barnabaskatona4279 Год назад

    Great video quality man!

  • @Vodnik110
    @Vodnik110 Год назад

    Yeah man your tark videos are some of the best out there, I still show all my friends your first one to introduce them to tarkov

  • @luv-lost
    @luv-lost Год назад

    man all the other came audio changes were great.
    awesome content!

  • @Djpon8
    @Djpon8 Год назад

    Thanks for the video tux I have plans to get a new PC and this is on my list of game to hurt myself with lol. But when looking for info or game play videos I wanted someone I enjoyed watch and magically I found your ROCK OOOOOUUUNNN

  • @MoneyMike2002
    @MoneyMike2002 Год назад

    Someone give this man a award! This video is the definition of a top quality escape from tarkov RUclips video.

  • @AVGblaze
    @AVGblaze Год назад

    broo wth?? This is wild! I feel like i'm watching me through this entire video. Like everything that has happened in this video has happened to me and having the same reactions about it! plus what makes this better is that I have the same amount of hours as you do haha. Great video broski!

  • @ThePolluginager
    @ThePolluginager Год назад

    The Kirby dancing at the end really does it for me :)

  • @FlareGard
    @FlareGard Год назад

    I think this is the first time that Tarkov has ever made me laugh. It's normally tears of stress. Earned my sub

  • @tomasdufek3342
    @tomasdufek3342 Год назад

    Its just perfect edit XD Love you

  • @BrockLeonard
    @BrockLeonard Год назад

    Most entertaining gaming video I’ve seen in a while

  • @solar435
    @solar435 Год назад +1

    This is amazing. I have no words.

  • @mZwerghamster
    @mZwerghamster Год назад

    I love this video^^ I love your energy^^ I hope I get to watch more of your antics. I statred playing this game like 2 days ago xD

  • @brettbergeron8112
    @brettbergeron8112 Год назад

    Love the video bro. Freakin hilarious and I relate so much hahaha

  • @zackedwards9458
    @zackedwards9458 Год назад

    Just found you would love to see more tark videos, love to watch you bro. Hope you upload more tark

  • @minadvice
    @minadvice 5 месяцев назад

    Legendary edit, well done bro

  • @MrLockederboss1990
    @MrLockederboss1990 Год назад

    LOOOOOOOVE YOUR EDITING DUDE!

  • @Timoxa_who
    @Timoxa_who Год назад

    This is such a funny, long and greatly montaged video
    Love it

  • @MagentaGiraffe
    @MagentaGiraffe Год назад

    holy shit man, i havent watched/seen your channel since the division 1 days. may i just say i am GLAD to be back baby! missed you man!

  • @derprainbow7057
    @derprainbow7057 Год назад

    I noticed you put a lot of work into the video. I appreciate that. It was a good watch. :)

  • @gevidamusic4716
    @gevidamusic4716 Год назад

    Very nice explanatory video!

  • @EllieBergeron92
    @EllieBergeron92 3 месяца назад

    I'm hooked on this Tarkov content.

  • @hunterthomas120410
    @hunterthomas120410 Год назад

    this. this was the greatest 27 mins of my life. plz make more

  • @enroute2539
    @enroute2539 Год назад

    Absolutely hilarious, the randomness in the narrating is right up my ally😂 😄 🤣

  • @donphilly5183
    @donphilly5183 Год назад

    you earned that sub bro.. what a marvellous video!

  • @TheKeeperx313
    @TheKeeperx313 7 месяцев назад

    I love your escape from tarkov videos you should make more I enjoyed it

  • @yarincool1237
    @yarincool1237 Год назад

    one of the most funniest and well made and edited tarkov vids ive seen.

  • @chrisburks6942
    @chrisburks6942 Год назад

    Bro, i died watching your video, awesome job and keep them coming. i thought remixing the empire carpet commercial jingle to end it was perfect lol

  • @ahzov
    @ahzov Год назад

    Honestly one of the more entertaining vids ive seen in a while