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00:00:00 Jarvis Hasn't Changed
00:05:35 Marvel Snap
00:12:46 Jordan's DND Plans
00:15:00 How Are You?
00:31:55 Mail Bag!
00:33:58 Sonic 3
00:42:39 Trump on Gettysburg
00:47:06 The Decision, The Sopranos
00:56:41 NPC Spiderman
01:08:19 Jordan Adika loves Slime
01:12:11 Elon Musk Emoting
01:21:40 AI Cartoon Horror Backstories
02:09:08 Sad Boyz Nightz
I love how NOBODY reacts when Jordan says the quickest, cleverest jokes, it's like everyone has agreed that his quips are so funny they're better left untainted by laughter. Easily the funniest part of the show for me
I know right
Freddy Fastbear
"venmo me if that was a nice question"
Right?! He’s so quick and funny. I would be so annoying around him because I would stop the conversation to acknowledge and laugh at every joke
He adrs them in the edit.
“Does everyone hate me or is my brain just unemployed?” TOO accurate 💀
i literally came here to look for that shkdgjdh getting that shit tattooed on myself fr 😭😭💀💀
they should make a podcast called Happy Boyz where they never talk about their feelings and just beat each other up like "real men™"
" I dont wanna sound like I'm on his D but..."
the proud boiz already exist 🫢
Creator Clash 2: Jordan vs Jarvis
@@ebonyalexis32 that made me laugh lol thank you
@@NoelleSmash 🙏🏾♥️
"call me fortnite cause I keep my circle small"
amazing
going the Noel miller route, fixing ta release the mix tape
38:22 Keanu Reeves is Canadian! 🇨🇦🇨🇦 he's just so synonymous with American movies/tv and pop culture
He has a green card but still doesn't have US citizenship lol
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦RAHHHHH‼️‼️🍁🍁🍁
he’s also frequented parties with netanyahu sadly :/
@@ellies-switch-blade That sounds like such an awful party, even without the genocide, a party with a 74 year old politician sounds like hell
@@freyja4818 for real like what’s even the point
And Henry Cavill is English lol
"My friends represented the aspects of my personality: my repressed sexual desire, and my repressed sexual desire" we love a well rounded character
Average Sigmund Freud analysis of Pokemon characters
I put all my brand stickers on my trash can. They're mostly car part brands, so i like to joke that my trash can is super fast
Fastest waste disposal in the west right here
* pats trashcan *
i know this is referential to a part in the ep i haven't got into yet but it's so funny to just see this out of context
Put them on your vacuum for the fastest floor cleaning
I put apple stickers over the logos on cleaning stuff. I’ve got an apple vacuum, spray bottles, mop, etc. It’s hilarious to me.
Put stickers on a magnetic sheet and cut 'em out - now you have magnets instead of stickers and don't have the anxiety of choosing somewhere permanent for them
I don't think I've ever had a problem solved by a RUclips comment before, but I just replaced my laptop with a tower and have a growing stack of unstuck stickers now. Thank you!
@@bokodasu don't slap your stickers on your tower though! Magnets and computers don't play nice (also you're welcome, a friend introduced it to me a while ago and I've been spreading the good news ever since)
Love being here within an hour of release. Feels ... idk... premium. But free.
a premium viewer of sorts
Gooooooooold
Feels like gooooooold
But free!
It's free? It is... It is free?
Jordan suggesting a dnd campaign with eddy and Chrissy?? Made me fucking GASp I would watch the shit out of that plEASE
that would mean everything to me
A D20 style commentary youtube D&D series would be the final nail in coffin of whatever TAZ did to D&D culture a million years ago and I CRAVE IT
they're not friends but they do know eachother.... Charlie.....
for fucking REAL, i would pay so much money for that 😭
the boys uploading right when i need to clean is the best thing to ever happen
literally I just made dinner
it's like they know
Fr tho
they planned it. theyre watching
Literally same, im so grateful
"does everyone hate me or is my brain just unemployed?"
I think you just fixed me, thank you
a therapist once advised me to treat the version of me that screams in my head all day as a random crazy person on the street. genuinely revolutionary
I once described my brain to my therapist as me trying to drive a car to get things done but there are these kids in the back that won’t stop talking. I told them that the emotion child is always trying to get my attention when everything they say makes no sense and my therapist was like, do you always try to quiet the “emotions” child in the back because I think that might explain a lot of your problems. I was like oh but how do you get things done if you listen to emotions telling you to be scared or worried? My therapist’s answer- you do things scared. 🤯
I actually put my stickers in a special sticker collection book that keeps the stickers sticky! The paper used in the book is sticker release paper, basically the backing on stickers, but as a notebook page! So you're able to put them in the book and take them out as many times as you like! There's a lot of small businesses that sell their own collection books with their own designs on the covers. So they're super customizable and easy to use!!!! I hope this helps people who didn't know this who have sticker anxiety about placing them! :3 💜
-a sticker fan who gets their special interest brain activated when you mention stickers lmao
HOLY THANK YOU
Amazing
That's so cool!!! I put mine on my cane and my water bottle. But the cane I have to wait until I have a whole collection of stickers since I have to seal it after. I've never heard of sticker release paper but I'll definitely be looking into it!
thats actually really cool.
that stew james story reminds me so much of the "barney is based on a serial killer" type of macro images that used to go around in the mid 2000s/early 2010s. that, and all those "candace/angelica/what ever character is based on a real life mentally ill/dead child" creepypastas. its weirdly nostalgic lol
What gets me is the 'story' starts in the 1950s, yet talks as if it's all recent history, and establishes itself as 'the secret true story of Family Guy' in which Stewie has been murderous for 25 IRL years now... And Stew James has been in the foster home all this time 'plotting'? And surely his parents have had that quarter of a decade to, like, shut that down?
I'm beginning to think AI can't write coherent stories.
The minions actual origin story is almost weirded than this AI one. They just came into existence in the beginning of earth and live to serve the most evil being alive. Kevin, Stuart and Bob went to find a new overlord. Eventually they met Gru when Gru was a child.
I like to believe the opening sequence of Minions is happening in real time. The evolution stuff. Generations? Millions of years? Nah they just did that and we got to watch them
but importantly, they were all coincidentally frozen during the 1940's
@@jacobhiggins6113 Real ones remember the "we only work for villains" brand tweet
saw sonic 1 a few months after it came out. because ben schwartz voices, like, Every Blue 90s Character, when Sonic started talking i nudged my niece like 'hey doesn't sonic sound familiar?" she was like "yeah kinda" and i said "i think the guy voicing him voices another character you know. you've got a toy of him..."
i meant rottmnt leonardo, but without hesitation, her immediate, starstruck response was "post malone!?"
i spent a lot of my teenhood putting all my stickers on my bedroom door. since i put years into it, i didn't want to leave it behind, so i took it with me to my first apartment while starting college. yes, i took it off the hinges and swapped my current door for that one. when i move, i know i might not find a place where the door would fit, so my backup plan will be leaning it up against an empty space in the living room or other open space so i and my friends can continue to sticker it up :)
Convert it to a table
That's super cool tbh
We have that happening! Stickered up the garage door, and now that the garage needs to be demolished, the garage door is off, and we are keeping it. Don't know what to do with it, though, since it's falling apart.
Miles’ deadpan “feels like I’m still in the same universe 😐”
Shout-out to Jordan, I've been using that glasses metaphor for what it's like to get antidepressants and suddenly see the world like a neurotypical for YEARS
And they're always like 😮😮😮 lmao
I was like “fuck, has life been this easy for you guys this whole time?”
depression is not a form of neurodivergency
@@xyzzyx4839 it literally is tho
Fun fact, contrary to what Jarvis says, Keanu Reeves is not really American. He is a Canadian citizen, born in Lebanon, from an English mother and a native Hawaiian father.
comparing anxiety to the 24 hour news cycle is one of the most accurate things i've ever heard
I love how history repeats itself: what are today’s AI horror stories but a lazy version of our early 2000’ creepypastas? What are those abhorrent emoting TikTokers live shows but those street performers who scam tourists for photos? Ahhh, the circle of life…
And what are your early 00s creepypastas if not a better organized version of my 90s spooky chain emails?
I think the reason it said Shrek was on the Titanic is because The Bechdel Cast did a “SHREKTANIC” tour where they of course talked about Shrek and Titanic
jordan talking as snorlax had me weak 💀💀
Wanting to play just a Chao garden, and finding it baffling that they aren't selling that experience, is a universal experience
Heck, the RUclipsr Chadtronic Kickstarted a game that's literally a Chao Garden clone. It's called Poglings, it smashed its goals and is well into development.
“Does everyone hate me or is my brain just unemployed” is an absolutely fantastic line. 29:25
okay one quick comment about the traveling circle bit--a lot of "freak show" actors still had *something* as a performance. or at least something more than people looking at them and going "ah!"
a lot of them who were able (like bearded & tattooed ladies or conjoined twins) would sing, dance, play an instrument, etc. armless people would light tabbaco pipes or cross stitch with their feet. sometimes "the act" would just be giving an autograph or having a conversation about their lifestory. but there was always *something;* it had to be a show
sorry for commenting so much ajsjak. and its not the end of the world that you guys didn't know they were performers; tv and movies do tend to portray circuses and freak shows as people paying a nickle to gawk at Some Guy sitting in a cage. and a lot of Freaks were treated awfully by their families, management, and the public, but they were still talented performers, y'know?
Thanks for the info :]
The pokemon tiktok is nearly a replica of the coma theory story that was prevalent in the early 2000's.
Just posting to acknowledge Jordan's "it's like Freddy fast-bear" I heard that.
Jaw dropped so hard at the dnd campaign idea that my jaw almost locked up
LITERALLY
jarvis' impressions are top tier
I really like what you said about medication not solving the problem just making it better because that’s exactly my experience and it’s still super worth it but like my mental issues still impact my life, it’s just so much easier to deal wit
I picked up my meds and im ready for feelings
i would LOVE a d&d series from the sad boyz & crew. i would also love to see jordan play 40 year old career Pokemon trainer--- wait this is just Larry the gym leader
I’m too early.
Me too- I saw it as the next video preview and I was like "WHAAAAAAAT?"
Love hearing about y'all starting/changing meds, thanks for normalising it - I'm currently about to start a new med for my chronic spontaneous urticaria and I'm NERVOUS but also really hopeful it'll help. Im messing around with a bunch of other meds too, and it's been a time. Good luck to you too with your new meds Jarvis!
What people don't mention is that instant coffee and tea have almost the same amount of caffeine, and 1 espresso shot has only a little bit more caffeine than 1 cup of tea. so like swapping to tea doesn't actually help reduce caffeine intake in any significant way. decaf or non-caffeinated are the only actual options for reducing caffeine
thank god now i have a real reason to procrastinate my homework 😍
The canon "good" ending of Sonic 06 is for Sonic to ROMANTICALLY CHOOSE Princess Elise (the aforementioned, underage, human girl) OVER Amy.😬
Amy is 12, Sonic is 15, Elise is 17. They're all minors, and I think Amy would be the worst choice in this regard.
None of that is in the sonic bible
@@GamingintheAM0801 Amy and Sonic are ✨animals ✨
wake up new sad boyz 🗣️🔊
Perfect Friday wind down ❤️
I love Jordan's hoodie
“Slime is a falafel” is a statement I’m sure he would love. Did ya see how on the yard he said he had a lil crush on Jarvis?? It was the cutest. I’d love to see him with y’all oh my god. Honestly full sad boys + the yard would rule. Tho- that could become a Long Pod in my imagination
Couple minor corrections:
1. Shadow didn’t use any weapons in Sonic Adventure 2. Tails and Eggman piloted mechs with cannons, though.
2. Shadow's game was not Xbox-exclusive. It was multiplatform, released on GameCube and PS2 as well.
sad boyz more like i'm GLAD these BOYS posted a new episode 😹😹😹
i really appreciate how openly jarvis and jordan talk about being medicated as someone who is now medicated but had a hard time convincing my mom it was necessary. medication has been sooo helpful for my mental health but a lot of ppl think being medicated is “cheating” or that its more damaging to your brain chemistry but i’ve never been as mentally well as i am now on medication. anyway thank you jarvis and jordan for normalizing that, it makes me feel a lot less alone ❤️
There's something so nice about, after an exhausting day, sitting down to an upload of my favorite podcast juuust as I finished everything else I needed to do. Time to sit back and watch these two perfectly replicate the dynamic of my dad and his best friend of 40 years despite these two not having nearly that many years together. (Hopefully, someday, they might.)
19:24 There are caffeine pills! And just straight caffeine, no additives. That + decaf coffee gives both the caffeine control and the ritual 🙂
I would give my life for a Sad Boyz D&D campaign
I’ve never thought about that, & now i desperately need it
This would be awesome
boy do I have news for you
Y’all I just listened to Tay Zonday 16 years later and this dude was spitting bars
Nothing has made me so much not alone lately as the talk about managing meds changes and thousands of other variables in life that mess everything when you try to judge the results. The struggle is real especially when you live in a hectic adhd non-routine😅
As always thank you guys❤
"woke up this morning, got myself Lebron" very neat Jordan
Point of order: you definitely CAN just stop taking your SSRI medication. You shouldn't, but you can. I went from 200mg Sertraline to none basically cold turkey. Do not recommend. The term 'brain zaps' does not adequately describe the horrifically uncomfortable sensation that a sudden drop of SSRI entails.
i recently weaned off the ssri i was taking and even that was awful. cold turkey sounds. bad
weaning off lexapro was super important for my physical and mental health-i did it very slowly and that was perfect
the times i’ve WITHDRAWN from lexapro/lost access were literally hell.
weird. i've cold turkeyed multiple ssris. did it with escitalopram/lexapro and 80mg fluoxetine. didn't notice anything. and didn't always take them consistently either. i felt no difference whether i did or didn't take them that day
gosh i had to do this for a sleep study for some awful reason and i was one the max dose so it took me like 2mos (not slow enough) and it was horrible! i was already house bound and it instantly upgraded me to bedbound. couldn't afford a psych at the time, but when i met my new one she got so mad that they made me do that (might not be necessary for sleep studies)
those brain zaps are the worse. other than my pains, ive never dealt w a symptom that was so debilitating
NOT THEM SAYING "Chaos" THE PLURAL OF CHAO IS CHAO
okokokok as a sonic fan this is really messing with me i really need to talk about this
SA2 did not feature any realistic guns
Shadow's game did along with other cartoonish guns
Sonic 06 did not have sonic getting into a relationship with a human, however a weird romantic subtext culminated in the human kissing sonic at the end of the game when he turns super (story is weird, dont ask)
shadow has never been in a relationship with a human either.
I think Rouge did though right? In Sonic X?
@@derelbenkoenig There was a weird lesbian/yuri subtext to Rouge's relationship with Topaz in X, but that never went anywhere, either due to intention or wanting to push knuckles x rouge, it never went anywhere. I didn't bring it up as it was never mentioned in the video.
So glad for a new episode- I just caught up on the ones I’d missed yesterday and it’s always so amazing to get a new episode 💝 Thank you so much guys!
the Chao Garden was one of my first times really loving playing a video game as a kid! my older sibling didn't like the Chao Garden part and would do the typical Sonic gameplay and I would only want to work on the chaos lmao
also, there are a few Chao Garden fan games!
I’ve always hated the npc streamer stuff but him doing that with that cop is king shit fr😂
ty boyz for responding right when i was thinking “ugh i would love to listen to a sad boys episode tonight” perfect timing babes
I'm having dejà vu, I just rewatched an old episode where they had this *exact* same conversation about Marvel Snap & Heartstone 🤦🏼♂️
need this after welcome home update
Omfg trueeeee
yeah :’)
what's happening??
The Ash coma theory is such a throwback. Next we'll be reviving lavender town syndrome.
54:19 When he said "skaluki" I thought of Saluki, which is a dog breed. And which is either an insult or a compliment, depending on if you think they're cute or not.
Wake up babe! The BOYZ have uploaded
i’m going to be thinking about sad boyz dnd ALL DAY
its always really nice when you talk about ADHD meds because I only got diagnosed like a year ago and got the go ahead to get on medication. I got put on Adderall and when it gave me weird side effects I felt like I didn't have ADHD and there were a whole lot of weird emotions attached because of it being the first one to try and the jitteriness it gave me. Hearing that it also wasn't a fit for other people makes me genuinely want to try to find other medication that can work for me, thank you!
As someone who still masks because I’m vulnerable, yeah 100% before the pandemic if people were sick around me I didn’t really think about it, & didn’t always get sick from them (I’m sure that’s the case for a lot of people). I think Covid being SO extremely contagious (and way more dangerous) is what shifted our perception. Maybe not everyone’s though, because I see people unmasked open-mouthed hacking up a lung pretty often tbh 😵💫 hence why I mask. Covid also fucks with the immune system, making people become sick with other things more often after they’ve had it. So people might be increasingly wary about having gotten sick more easily the past few years, even if they don’t understand why. For example, the 2022 spike in RSV in young children has been directly linked to having previous Covid infections. RSV is still seemingly worse than before the pandemic, but official data reporting is at 2022 right now (I work with this data).
LMAO i love how Jarvis changed characters but kept talking about Meg shutting up still
I put my stickers on any small plain storage furniture/containers that are out in the open (the crates my records are in, some boxes of old pokemon cards, etc.) and on the cover of my turntable. Life is short, put stickers on your furniture.
thank GOD you posted i have to clean & could not have done this without you
My stickers go on a mini fridge and a guitar case 👍
Sad Boyz D&D would 1000% make me subscribe to the Patreon, ngl
just what i needed when i get home from class...thank u guys ❤
the recurring theme of jarvis not being able to do a donald trump impression is one of my favourite parts of this podcast
Thanks for posting bc im eating sm rn and i need 2 watch a video when i do so thanks dude
This podcast is the only thing that gets me to actually pack my stuff to move, thank you 🙏
as a yard and sad boyz fan, i love the jordan n slime crossover. also they both have similar dry humor... j different font its amazing.
Jarvis! Jordan! I love you both so so much!!!!! Sad Boyz is the bestest of the best!!!!!
that peter griffin cameo guy just makes me smile he's lovely
1:28:08 why is jarvis just casually throwing out a 100% accurate quagmire impression
Why the fuck is Jarvis so good at doing Quagmire and Cleveland’s voices? Like those are spot on.
sonic adventure 2 battle is my favorite sonic game ever thank you for giving it the proper recognition 😭
Love coming home and winding down to my fav podcast
I think this is one of the funniest episodes yet. So many good jokes from Jarvis. 1:01:09
You know Jordan the reason it’s hard to remember the middle of the intro phrase is bc of the serial position effect which literally makes the beginning and ending of things easier to remember than the middle lol
its always a delight whenever you guys bring up hearthstone as im playing hearthstone
The "im in a coma its all a dream" was also a thing with Rugrats and Angelica being in a coma and Captain Tsubasa with Oliver Atom
Elon genuinely makes me feel good about myself as someone who doesn't know how to do poses. At least I'm not that bad.
you both look dashing
Second that
Third that
nth that
_"-Hello everybody welcome to sadboyz a podcast about feelings, and other things also... I'm Jorking"_
_"-And I'm ma peanits"_
the fog vome s
Omg the pokemon idea is like sujimon from yakuza lol
The Medication Discussion 23 minutes in is so much a part of my life now, it's very funny to me personally.
Why are the family guy impressions SO GOOD???
This is gonna make the long bus ride enjoyable
for the meds: i totally understand. maybe its just smth with adhd meds, but my (generic) wellbutrin (off label adhd med) makes me insanely constipated. i also take (generic) effexor and it has some real shitty side effects for me but i really loathe just the idea of switching off it, both because there is a BRUTAL withdrawal experience, and also it works hella well for me and i dont wanna take that risk yknow?? like damn bitch just let me be happy
In the vid, you guys constantly question “how is this person telling us this if they died”
But it’s not supposed to be them literally telling you in an old video
It’s styled after a thing they do in some museums or pop docs and “fun” historical places,
Usually it’s a video of an actor dressed up like a photo of the actual person and they’ll pretend to pose for the photo,
sometimes it’s just a static photo of the person and an audio track you can listen to where an actor pretends to be the person telling you part of their life story
Just finished a past episode lol perfect >:3
Jarvis I always appreciate the OSRS shout outs. Most people like to make fun of the community (for good reasons) but it's nice to have some positive people talking about OSRS.
Ah, I remember playing Run Escape.
The animation for Marvel Snaps trailers and music videos are INCREDIBLE and make me ashamed we don’t get more marvel animations
i relate so much with not knowing how to react when opening a gift in front of the person giving it. not that long ago i spoke frankly to my closest friends about love languages, about how we hope to give love can be different from how we hope to receive it. like i'd go "oh, X will love this!" when i'm shopping or browsing through online stores, but then i get pretty stressed with the thought of them doing the same to me, lol. of course, i appreciate their presents, and i guess it's a different case if the gift is self-made. if it's something they bought, i can't help but to think "nooo you don't have to, i can buy it myself" (idk if this makes sense)
also i remember when my schoolmates would do birthday surprises and i was like "oh no please don't do it on my birthday", but then they do it and i very awkwardly was like "ohmygoshhh--ithinkitoldyouguysalreadythatididntwantthisbut--thank you!!!" LMAO
No upload this week? Hope everyone is ok ❤