I couldn't watch the last survivor, not only was it hard to watch to begin with because it was such an OBVIOUSLY military patriotic shit targeted at hillbillies that constantly suck the cock of US flag, but to know the ending is the fucking nail in the coffin.
@@vibekeschneidermann689 Not true. Same sex marriage became legal in the Netherlands in April 2001. Denmark did not legalize it until June 2012. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_same-sex_marriage
@@vibekeschneidermann689 No they didn't. Denmark had same sex unions with almost the same rights as marriage but it wasn't fully legalized marriage. The Netherlands was the first country to fully legalize same sex marriage with the exact same rights as regular marriage.
@@vwisse Same sex unions gave exactly the same rights as other unions. What exceptions do you think there was? There were an exception that it might not hold up in other countries unless these countries agreed. But that was meant for avoidance of "same sex-union-tourists".
No, no he isn't... and I like Bill. But this really isn't funny at all. Peter Kay is funny and Micky Flanagan is funny... and Peter Ustinov is a bona fide genius..... but this show isn't funny, it's just bad politics - done badly
the field trip skit is brilliant: It's actually in the Netherlands. The first country to legalize gay marriage. So yeah, as close to gay heaven as possible.
@@danidejaneiro8378 Most professional comics know really good writers are hard to find. Take care of your good ones and they won't have a reason to jump ship. No employee likes a cheap boss.
The country you want to do acid in is the Netherlands, and we actually sell psychedelic mushrooms at legal stores here in the Netherlands. The government allows the sale of mushrooms for private usage So come on down, Bill and we'll have ourselves a good time!
5:30 You can see why Maher called his film "Religulous" when you look at the way clergymen dress. Do they never look at themselves in the mirror and think "You look absolutely ludicrous"!?
5:28 I want to encourage religious leaders who are watching this (and I assume there are many) to pause here and take a long, good look at the man on the left. See how long it takes you to realize that he looks totally and utterly ludicrous, as do you when you dress up. PS: The same goes for military leaders and others in ceremonial garb.
I think it would be better if online retailers pestered me with feedback, because all they do now that no one wants to be pestered with feedback is to simply spy on you. But you can hardly blame them for it, how the hell are they supposed to know what we want if we don't want to give them our suggestions.
But tattooing long text on your body helps weed out the guys who haven't read anything but porn titles in years. It's an IQ test every guy has to pass before you'll sleep with him. Sort of like the sexual equivalent of the "you must be taller than this line to ride" sign at amusement parks.
2:34 oh which county could it be... windmills , waterkanals & it got famous for trading tulips which would make it the market heaven ... idiot. but at least they made it legal to do spacecookies & magic mashrooms there xD
Haha, 3200 + likes and 234 dislikes at the time of this writing... Who are the morons not liking this? I actually know the answer to that question , they are refuc*licans...Bill Maher is one of the funniest people I've ever heard... also I think is little docu movie Religulous, is one of the best of its kind!! And it takes a lot to make me laugh, because I am so funny myself and make fun of pretty much everything in life... Which is what he does, and it's very refreshing!!
hmmmm that map with the tullip fields and windmills wouldnt be the netherlands would it nah cant be cant be my home country doesnt look familiar that happy gay country hahahhahahah
As a Canadian, that pulling the shirts off joke deserved a much bigger laugh
Yes that one really got me laughing a little about my favorite neighbors!
his writers.... no words... i am speechless... no limits.... anything goes.
Bill Maher is an American treasure
He is a pathetic dumb fuck.. I am an American.. 😡🤬
BO BON Uses emoijs > calls intellectuals dumb
Stuart Penman nice Christian values :>
@Josue Patricio-- The people above that responded to you lead sad., humorless lives.
Stuart Penman Dennis Miller is a shill for Trump fascists. 👹
That line about the hockey fight. Canada thanks you.
"John McCain thinks countries need bombing like your waiter thinks your food needs more fresh pepper." 😂😂😂 THAT LAUGH AFTERWARDS
I came close to falling out of my chair on the last one, lol!
"New Rule, DON'T GIVE AWAY THE ENDING WITH THE TITLE"
SERIOUSLY! YES!
Ghostly ...a better title then? Let's help them out. Perhaps, dead men tell no tales.
8}9]
Ghostly popop
Suddenly a pirate movie.
I couldn't watch the last survivor, not only was it hard to watch to begin with because it was such an OBVIOUSLY military patriotic shit targeted at hillbillies that constantly suck the cock of US flag, but to know the ending is the fucking nail in the coffin.
That country with the colorful fields is almost certainly the Netherlands, and the fields are full of tulips.
and since the Nethelands legalized gay marriage first, the second part is also pretty accurate.
@@irisachternaam They didn't. Denmark did.
@@vibekeschneidermann689 Not true. Same sex marriage became legal in the Netherlands in April 2001. Denmark did not legalize it until June 2012. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_same-sex_marriage
@@vibekeschneidermann689 No they didn't. Denmark had same sex unions with almost the same rights as marriage but it wasn't fully legalized marriage. The Netherlands was the first country to fully legalize same sex marriage with the exact same rights as regular marriage.
@@vwisse Same sex unions gave exactly the same rights as other unions. What exceptions do you think there was? There were an exception that it might not hold up in other countries unless these countries agreed. But that was meant for avoidance of "same sex-union-tourists".
You are a fracking genius Bill
No, no he isn't... and I like Bill. But this really isn't funny at all. Peter Kay is funny and Micky Flanagan is funny... and Peter Ustinov is a bona fide genius..... but this show isn't funny, it's just bad politics - done badly
I am guessing you meant freaking and not fracking... which now disqualifies you as someone who can judge a genius!!! But he is funny as hell!!!
Still laughing in 2019 😂
Bill Maher for president.
I want to see the debates where he asks Trump for his birth certificate to prove he's not an orangutan lol
He's got my vote
the field trip skit is brilliant: It's actually in the Netherlands. The first country to legalize gay marriage. So yeah, as close to gay heaven as possible.
"YOU COMPLETE ME CHAINSMOKING SUMANTRAN BABY!"😘🤣🤣🤣
Simply Bill Maher is awesome!!!
I love the look on Bill's Bill's guest's faces when they obviously took a joke the wrong way
Sledding 69, nice one Bill. And don’t forget, when the Winter Olympics are held in Canada, 35% must be Canadian hahaha
awesome video! he's the best on tv
Sledding 69. I laughed so hard snot was coming out my nose.
😂😂😂😂😂👍
Okiepita50 T-town where else does it come out???.I don’t want to know!
😂🤣😂 love Bill Maher
That shit is funnny
@@josephschultz1753 How about when you hack up a lugie, some of than comes from your lungs, or your throat.
OMG the lady that said Jesus appeared on TV during an episode of The Bachelor must "join the ticket as Rick Santorum's running mate" HAHAHA!!
"The only thing good about Jesus appearing on your TV, you can ask him to His face: Crist who watches this shit!" 😂😂😂😂
One of your better ones, Bill, good job and a bonus to your writers, eh?
You deserve a bonus just for doing your job properly?
@@danidejaneiro8378 Most professional comics know really good writers are hard to find. Take care of your good ones and they won't have a reason to jump ship. No employee likes a cheap boss.
@@marvinthiessen3454 - did that happen?
@@danidejaneiro8378 Ask Bill.
@@marvinthiessen3454 - ok derp lol
Bill 0’Reilly’s laugh is priceless
He's atrocious
"The only thing good about Jesus appearing on your TV, you can ask him to His face: Crist who watches this shit!" 😂😂😂😂
Hey! You are triping over nederland at 2:35! And yes you can definitlty do acide there 😵😁
the chain smoking Sumatran baby completes me as well!
There's a problem with these clips. They end too quickly.
Bill is priceless. He must have some great writers behind him!😊
Boy, Putin really does give a look.
steve clapper Trump thinks it's love.
He also actually kills people.
@@leondarcy7367 we know!😂😂 Vladimir Putin, aka the Bod-Father, aka the beady-eyed Assassin!😨 I could go-on but you get point!
Bill you are so good!
God blowing a one hitter in the bottom of the 9th...priceless
Sledding 69 hahahahahahahahaha
The woman trying not to laugh at the sledding 69 joke is the former Governor of Michigan, Jennifer Granholm.
The country you want to do acid in is the Netherlands, and we actually sell psychedelic mushrooms at legal stores here in the Netherlands. The government allows the sale of mushrooms for private usage
So come on down, Bill and we'll have ourselves a good time!
LOL, this clip is a time capsule. Razr, Colin Quinn, Elliott Spitzer...
Chuck Norris has never filled out one of those surveys...………………………………
Because he would never submit.
Is this 2005?
Omg, I'm crying 😭
This shit is pure gold
I think I have a crush on Bill . I know he is old but, damn. I love you Bill!
Luv for bill.
2:36 Holland IS absolutely gay heaven : ))))
5:30 You can see why Maher called his film "Religulous" when you look at the way clergymen dress. Do they never look at themselves in the mirror and think "You look absolutely ludicrous"!?
Bill your da, KING" ...
Brilliant
Just waiting for this to be reported for nudity😂
Love the sledding 69.
I love these new rules but I'm pretty sure Bill doesn't write them. He has a team of comedy writers.
Steve Hunter He writes with them.
News flash....all comedy is written this way except stand up.
@@voltagebinary1006 👍👏👏👏👏👍
...snd, believe it or not, most actors don't do their own stunts, either .
Thanks again for posting these. The audio isn’t aligned with the video but it’s possibly my phone. If it isn’t ... well it’s still funny. Thanks.
This dude is too funny lmao
Very funny indeed.
Why did you stop? 😂😂😂
8:15 lady who definitely watches the bachelor
Its actually Detroit ... classic.
Sledding 69! LMAO
who is the old guy who can't stop laughing at the Gingrich jokes next to Michael Steele? Please inform.
O Bill I have missed you 🤗
I hope nobody is trying out sledging 69.😂😂😌
a is the best talk in USA
And we take pictures of our food to send to others!
It’s you that is obsessed with all things Canadian
Sledding 69? That can't be taken wrong, hehe
2:32 that is the Nederlands🇳🇱
That's Holland and those are tulips.
2:30 it’s holland, and you can totally get away with lsd in the Netherlands. Don’t though, we don’t like drug tourists.
Who is the smokin hot Asian?
Seth MacFarlane
4:09 Is that Don Draper?
Hold up!!!!. SE Cupp is an atheist? Now I find her hotter and will ignore the Republican allegiance.
5:28 I want to encourage religious leaders who are watching this (and I assume there are many) to pause here and take a long, good look at the man on the left. See how long it takes you to realize that he looks totally and utterly ludicrous, as do you when you dress up. PS: The same goes for military leaders and others in ceremonial garb.
B( o )( o )BIIIIIIIIEEES
At 6:32 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:22 I hope people got that
Damon Tripodi smoking ad slogan
I think it would be better if online retailers pestered me with feedback, because all they do now that no one wants to be pestered with feedback is to simply spy on you. But you can hardly blame them for it, how the hell are they supposed to know what we want if we don't want to give them our suggestions.
U the deadpool of talk show hosts
the prison is in Cebu. where Im from
Lmao @ Sledding 69!
But tattooing long text on your body helps weed out the guys who haven't read anything but porn titles in years. It's an IQ test every guy has to pass before you'll sleep with him. Sort of like the sexual equivalent of the "you must be taller than this line to ride" sign at amusement parks.
How many episodes of real time was seth mcfarlane in?
I'm pretty sure that country is Holland
2:26 😂 😝
I get it
NEW RULE!
😀😀😀🤣🤣🤣🖖💙🇨🇦🇺🇸🌍💥
Savage
I thought bill was 'jesus' while i watched this vid 😂
I avoid your calls.
He hates religion as much as I do 😁
I didn't see Seth MacFarlane.
Omg, chain smoking sumatran baby....lol. 😨
Why not
Crack me up
2:34 oh which county could it be... windmills , waterkanals & it got famous for trading tulips which would make it the market heaven ... idiot.
but at least they made it legal to do spacecookies & magic mashrooms there xD
Seth mcfarlane is a cutie
That's where Trump got his kid from the same mother 😵😵
7:37 To all those who think he's grate.
Haha, 3200 + likes and 234 dislikes at the time of this writing... Who are the morons not liking this? I actually know the answer to that question , they are refuc*licans...Bill Maher is one of the funniest people I've ever heard... also I think is little docu movie Religulous, is one of the best of its kind!! And it takes a lot to make me laugh, because I am so funny myself and make fun of pretty much everything in life... Which is what he does, and it's very refreshing!!
Eliot Spitzer?????
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
**REALLY??? 'Re-posting clips that are now old enough for a 'Driver's License' is 'new???' WTF?**
shut-up kill joy!! 🤐
you're so fucking funny
hmmmm that map with the tullip fields and windmills wouldnt be the netherlands would it nah cant be cant be my home country doesnt look familiar that happy gay country hahahhahahah
Yay Truth!
whis you list 4 social security number
Holland
wow