Something like that - they pretty much rolled through the terminal like crazy, and people didn't know what was going on - small grenades causing so much destruction...
But if they had plums and clit sauce, why didn't they pay off Toenail Pizza? They could have gained a powerful ally. This is why Lawful Evil > Chaotic Evil
"Another spoonful, anyone?! Do you want knife in your head? Let me do it!" Damn. I can't help but think of the [attack everyone for no reason] options in Fallout: New Vegas, but with Terrifying Presence.
What I mean is, his pitch should be completely even, to make it more realistic and easier sounding. The way he says it is very uneven. Like, when he says, "My Dad says - to - My Mum - after - they got - OUT OF - prison..." It should flow evenly, with all in one realistic pitch, so it should sound like, "My dad says to my mum after they got out of prison..." That's about as best as I can explain it. I guess you could check Vimeo or something for what to do. I have no clue.
When he said “I had hoped that it wouldn’t be necessary to tell you to shut the fuck up” I Absolutely lost it I was listening to this in my car and had to pull over I was crying laughing just the way it was stitched together 100% fucking comedy gold
What's your storyline for your collab entry? Mine is this: Michael wants to go to Jamaica for his 67th birthday treat, get on a Dark Plums airplane, blow things up, and conquer Jamaica.
I feel bad for whoever owned the house where the plane crashed in the garage. Either he/she got the house repaired, or moved somewhere else, possibly out of the country.
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A terrifying creature called.. the bus conductor!
They are pretty scary, especially when you don’t have the right change.
@@girlwiththeblueglasses8284 you can befriend them by regularly giving them low denominations. (based on a true story)
"Not a plane in sight" was absolutely stellar.
These are like "What if Michael Bay directed Michael Rosen's stories"
Drake Dangereux as micheal JACKSONs music playys inn the backround
is the holy trilogy
Michael Bay Rosen
How does Michael know every detail about these stories? It's almost like he was actually there...
DJ STFU Minecraft fan shithrad
Emptyeauation 16 You are depressing.
Emptyeauation 16
That was unnecessary
He was his own dad.
His parents told him about their murders every night before he went to bed.
"can i see your tickets please?" "pfft, no" brilliant line XD
10 years ago 😳
The characters in this poop had Pulp Fiction level Dialogue.
True that, dude. And I love it.
And Georgeybo says "oh no... Not you two again." XD
A typical day at the Los Santos International Airport...
His parents were mine
Grand Theft Auto Plum City
Grand Theft Auto Plum Andreas
Manchester airport
"You asked us a question, and I answered that same question so shut the fuck up"
I laughed sooo hard at this!
Your wordmixing and your stories are the best in all the Internet
Michael's parents have been playing too much GTA....
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this is a masterpiece... PERIOD... no questions asked.
Oh fuck, the sentence mixing is absolutely orgasmic.
You're the pooper I want to be when I get better.
"There was blood on his face and he screamed "Sedelnit-pelahoh-lahnay-itlap-hegs!" There was a great big hole in his face and he just fell over"
WUT
Wut indeed. It was hilarious, though.
Brain damage
I know learnt a lesson: Never drink apple juice while watching this unless you have a defibrillator with you
“There was the noise of People DieING!!”
Cracks me up every damn time
-Can I see your tickets?
Dad said:
-PFFFF No.
lmao died
LOOK I NEED TO SEE YOUR TICKETS
YOU ASK US A QUESTION AND I ANSWER THE QUESTION SO SHUT THE DUCK UP
@@mvviking71 RIGHT! IF YOU DON'T STOP IT, I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE
@@MartintheMetalhead Then that really does it
Something like that - they pretty much rolled through the terminal like crazy,
and people didn't know what was going on - small grenades causing so much destruction...
So out of the 395 people shot and killed by Michael Rosen's parents, only 2 of them have found this video.....
*click* Nice.
It took me a while to realize Mick DOESN'T say "Kicked in the plums" at the end of each of your videos.
"You asked us a question and I answered that same quetion, so shut the f*ck up" LOL. Classic line. The tickets part is the best in this!
Clit Sauce.
Just sauce. Raw sauce.
Eddie S no ketchup
OwO
This is amazing best ytp I've seen
The sentence mixing in this ytp is great. Really great.
It is!
But if they had plums and clit sauce, why didn't they pay off Toenail Pizza? They could have gained a powerful ally.
This is why Lawful Evil > Chaotic Evil
Because toenail was infact an assassin all along, which was great foresight on Mr Rosen’s part
400 at the beginning and 5 after the shooting
400 - 5 = 395
395/25= 15.8 or 16
That’s gotta be 16 nukes saved up
Lol
I am having MW2 flashbacks...
The airport shooting at the start, AKA the "Remember, No Russian" part.
There needs to be a drinking game for every time you hear "it was then..." in a CaptainPlums ytp.
"A terrifying creature called THE BUS CONDUCTOR" true o.o
WHOA excellent use of gestures at 0:38
"Another spoonful, anyone?! Do you want knife in your head? Let me do it!"
Damn. I can't help but think of the [attack everyone for no reason] options in Fallout: New Vegas, but with Terrifying Presence.
Hundreds of people in an airport? Manchester must have really huge buildings!
It does
I can't stop laughing at this so bad, this is too funny.
Of all the Manical Parents episodes this one is my favourite
I'd like to take a moment to say how fucking hilariously awesome your videos are. Seriously, they make my fucking day.
OMG I'm rolling on the flor! Dude thank you that is really funny
Is it me or did this predict the manchester attack?
This has got to be the best Michael Rosen YTP of all time.
I've been thinking of entering the 67th birthday collab, and since the deadline is a month away, expect a separate YTP for that.
"Watch out everybody, my trigger-finger needs some exercising"
XD hory shet i'm in tears right now
OMFG That is probably the best Story based Poop with fuckin amazing Sentence Mixing. Still i demand new pants because i pissed my old ones.
When you die all you see is the captain plums outro
What I mean is, his pitch should be completely even, to make it more realistic and easier sounding.
The way he says it is very uneven. Like, when he says,
"My Dad says - to - My Mum - after - they got - OUT OF - prison..."
It should flow evenly, with all in one realistic pitch, so it should sound like,
"My dad says to my mum after they got out of prison..."
That's about as best as I can explain it. I guess you could check Vimeo or something for what to do. I have no clue.
“watch out everyone, my trigger finger needs some excersise”
When he said “I had hoped that it wouldn’t be necessary to tell you to shut the fuck up” I Absolutely lost it I was listening to this in my car and had to pull over I was crying laughing just the way it was stitched together 100% fucking comedy gold
"they took all kinds of weapons... and went to Manchester" XD
This is so creative haha.
2:47 I don't suppose I can persuade you with a rather nice Bag Of Plums™
Does anyone else think the way Micheal said weapons at
00:19 is absolutely hilarious? wEAponS
The adventures of Michael Rosen's maniacal parents needs to be put on the big screen pronto!
Shows why I've got a subscription to you. You're fantastic.
Can't wait for the third.
First poop in a long time that wasn't just 50+% sex jokes. Very nice, I actually laughed out loud!
Nice one you nailed me man
Ha!
Toenail Pizza is a TimeCop responsible for making sure Michael Rosen is born healthy.
The one dislike was the spirit of the bus conductor.
I don't suppose that I could pursuade you a nice video from captainplums?
*Sedelnit-pelahoh-lahnay-itlap-hegs!*
What even.
this is some next level ytp hats off
Maybe they never decided anything - perhaps it just happened. Who knows...
NO BREATHING!
NO BREATHING!!!
im watching this at like 3am and i’m trying not to laugh sksks
This. Is. Fucking. Amazing.
I swear I come every year to see the entire 1:12 sequence again.
Thanks man! Glad they did.
THIS.. IS.. BRILLIANT!!!
Those bus conductors can be rather terrifying. Especially when you don’t have the right change.
Where is the child in all of this? Was he born in prison and adopted into another family, but still told of his biological parents’ mass murders?
'Hey there, Georgybo, walking down the street so fancy free.....'
This never gets old! I laugh every time
This would make a great movie
Not currently, but I'm hoping to do so in the next few months. Thanks.
Are you currently working on a sequel to this storyline? I am excited to watch more of your videos. You make awesome YTPs. Keep it up.
THIS IS THE MOST FUNNY VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN!!!
This is glorious.
remember guys shotguns mean
no
B R E A T H I N G
3:12
Michael Rosen learns how to speak gibberish
"a terrifying creature called..the bus conductor" LOL
3:08 That sounded really fucking brutal as opposed to the rest of this poop.
you are really talented :)
So that explains the commemorative plaque that's just appeared in Manchester Airport. 400 citizens: they shall be sorely missed...
What if Michael Plums was really a Bag of Michael Plums
Why is this not a movie?
Wait a minute. Manchester airport getting Blown up? Wasn’t that Part of an episode from Top Gear? Were you inspired by Top Gear for this?
No, sounds like we just had the same idea
Oh, considence I see@@CaptainPlums
Yep. It's because of all the story-based stuff, the backstories, etc.
I smell Michael Rosen's Maniacal Parents 3 coming over the horizon! Wonder how Michael would get involved, if he does.
You should enter the next michael rosen collab. That would be the first they show xD
“I had hoped that it wouldn’t be necessary for me to tell you how to shut the f*** up.”
MY TEACHERS TO ME
This video was 6 years old yesterday
Please this awesome!
What's your storyline for your collab entry? Mine is this: Michael wants to go to Jamaica for his 67th birthday treat, get on a Dark Plums airplane, blow things up, and conquer Jamaica.
The dislike was from the bus conductor.
Michael is such a good story teller
If only there were more Police Officers like Georgybo.
3:35 This is now a new Micheal rosen ytp! Micheal rosen kills a shi*tty law enforcer!
best ytp ever
He most likely will - it is also likely that, after a certain series of events, we'll time warp from 1972 into the 80s in the Maniacal Parents series.
That was the line that made me burst out into laughter, as well.
I feel bad for whoever owned the house where the plane crashed in the garage. Either he/she got the house repaired, or moved somewhere else, possibly out of the country.
I'm consuming these as if it was a series on Netflix, jeez
6:59 minutes? *Plop* NOICE.