Alex Jones: Lesbians Will Eat Your Brain With A Spoon!
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2018
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"ALEX JONES: Most of the so-called liberal lesbians and all these groups, they just want to have the guy with the duck's ass haircut and the James Dean outfit. The truth is, James Dean wasn't slapping girls around, but they want to be the ones slapping the girls around. And statistically, it shows it. I'm not blaming all lesbians, but it shows that most of these butch lesbians, they want to be the guy smacking the hot chick around. They think that's manly. And a lot of the chicks, they like it. See, because no man will do that to them. And I'm not saying it's good if a man does that, but some women like it. And if they can't find a man to smack them around, well they found them a girl going to do it real good..."*
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Any lesbian who would eat Alex Jones's brain would probably starve to death
Apparently they already got his brain.
Lmfao wtf. I think he's actually describing his sexual fantasies.
Alex Jones is what happens when a child eats lead paint..
Alex Jones makes bath salt consumption seem tame by comparison
How many drugs do I have to do to think like this?
Ohmydog Ohmydog every single one that you can possibly find, for about 25+ years and you might be halfway there.
Hey man. I got some sick-ass neurotoxins if you wanna have a real fuckin' trip. Come to Alex Jonestown, dude.
Bs, don't blame the drugs for this shit, man.
Legend has it if you take every Alex Jones supplement at once you will change into this
I really wish Alex wouldn't describe the porn he watches to us.
I wish he would, it's probably really hot
@@JamesChessman
You, cheeseman are one twisted twat Jones couldn't be anymore repulsive
You know, there might be something to this. I mean, only someone who's had his brain eaten out with a spoon could come up with this stuff.
U may be surprised
Jones must have starved oxygen from his brain as a kid causing damage while playing with a plastic bag with no holes in it. How else can we explain his insane projection?
What how old is this clip? The old MR graphic is on the wall behind Sam, this was made months before Alex Jones was banned from everything.
I read the title as “lesbians will eat you out.”
"Cocaine's a helluva drug"?
Yes Alex, with a teaspoon. In a single bite in your case 🙄
You'd actually _need_ a spoon, since it's all liquified.
Thank God social media collectively banned him.
Yeah thank God for censorship
@Tien Nguyen seven hells!
Tien Nguyen, are you feeling OK?
So that's what happened to Alex Jones, a lesbian ate his brain.
LOAblue
I think he might've ate some brains, while getting his milkshake drank.
LOAblue that's true, and replaced it with bathsalts and cheetos!
Has Jones forgotten he's got a custody court case next month?
Shh who told him?
I think Alex has a Hannibal “ The Cannibal” Lecter fantasy. What a loon!
The fuck is a alex jones?
An interesting organism who believes Obama turned the frogs gay and lesbians want to eat your brain, (with a spoon, no less).
Makes sense that Jones would think anybody could eat his brain with a spoon since it's pretty much just soup up there at this point.
How does Alex know more about Devil worship than Alistair Crowley?
Can anyone say 'projection' three times fast?
Wtf is his search history?
I haven't heard the team 'butch lesbians' in like 20 years.
How Alex Jones still has a fan base is beyond me....
Celebrity stans and groupthink.
The real sicko's are the ones who watch this and think, O.K. I want to hear more of what this guy has to say.
You know, I was wondering why the internet deplatformed Alex Jones.
Someone check Alex Jones's basement...stat.
He had more credibility when he was talking about aliens on Art Bells show
InMyHappyPlace Damn. You're right.
Alex Jones still exists?
I say stop acknowledging this lunatic, let him and his followers fade away naturally
So much for liberals being pro 1st amendment.
You guys support Alex being banned, yet, have no problem profiting off of his content? That's the problem with the left, you stand on ideology rather than principle.
@@thedudewashere1987
Profit? How? How does the left profit off that idiot?
@@52mbs Is this video not monetized? Is it not producing ad revenue?
Jesus, I hope his ex-wife won custody of the children
He did sort of, he lost primary custody.
Thumbs up for that - I noticed Sam asked the same thing after the clip, haha, Alex's drug-fueled tantrums are really fucked up
“This is one thing I know they do... they get a spoon and eat your brains”
Why are you only telling us this now then, if you already knew it??!
First, they torture you to death. Then they say “You’re gonna do what I tell you to do!”
This is a pretty old Jones clip isn't it?
stop platforming alex jones
He's just upset that women don't want him smacking them around
Um, I’m pretty sure Alex Jones was describing the movie Hannibal and Hannibal Lector, not liberal lesbians.
Sir Anthony Hopkins is not a lesbian. Most of us are able to differentiate the difference between reality and fiction, but we know Alex has a terrible time doing that.
The least he could have done was pick a scene from Manhunter or Silence of the Lambs. Hannibal was such a mess.
C’mon man.
The only thing I want to hear about Alex Jones is when he gets more and more deplatformed and the parents of the Sandy Hook shooting have successfully sued him into oblivion.
This is what happens when you defund mental health services. If he didn't have his show I wonder if he'd be doing this on street corners.
I've always pictured him that way with a sandwich board saying the world is going to end😁
The projection is palpable here. I'd love to see (more of) Alex's google search history.
Alex Jones seems to know this a little TOO well.
alex clearly has nothing too lose anymore
but I hate how brains taste :(
Glad to see he has, more or less, kept all his mental facilities since he got banned from everywhere. I was afraid he was going to go off the deep end
Yeah, I love Satan, but he's not making me eat brains or do BDSM. He's too busy influencing my choice of tasty guitar riffs.
Hahahaha! Me too!
So Hannibal lecter was a lesbian
As a statistician I have tried for years to find public statistics on butch lesbians slapping around less butch lesbians. For no other reason than bed time reading. Now I know whom to ask.
jlastre, HA, HA, HA.
Kuchi Saké Wasn't aware that PornHub was known for its butch chicklit.
What the fuck is he talkng about?
Is that what happened to alex jones his brain was eaten
He seems so REASONABLE, wonder why they de-platformed him? See you in November Alex fans...
How can anyone take Alex Jones seriously 😳😳 he's a total nutcase
Dominique A. Bryant-Freeland... He reminds me of the crazy uncle or cousin who comes to the family reunion causing all sorts of trouble for people, and who is political in a very aggressive way. I have one uncle like that and I avoid him like the plague 🤣
It's amazing how many people do. I want to find them and sell them a timeshare.
If anyone is entertained by Alex Jones, they really have bigger issues.
I am curious to see his browser history to see his choice in porn 😂😂
Transgender porn
Yeah no lie actually happened. What a hypocrite.
British politics in particular, it’s the conservatives that are into BDSM. As for Lesbians eating brains? I thought they prefer to eat... something else.
Pizza?
poon?
@@imlookingforthetoweroflear7871
What's that?
Video capture the part from 1:50 to 1:57 and post it everywhere.
What the ?@$* did I just watch? This is the craziest rant I have ever seen.
Hugo de la Rosa Jimenez you obviously haven't watched the orange one lately. There from the same swamp, and both are batshit crazy and totally out of touch with reality.
Is this part of "Alexa" Jones' secret sexual fantasy?
Does anyone else think he is just acting. I am legally disabled due to mental illness. I can tell you I would be locked up for shit like this they wouldn't let me. Out
I think he just watches way too much lesbian porn.
nothing wrong with watching lesbian porn......ummmmm so I've heard (shifting eyes) :D
@@sandrasnow-balvert7766 lesbian porn is like zoloft it keeps us happy
yes. yes it does again so I've heard ummmmmm look over there (runs away) :D
Leslie Jackson I am certain there is no such thing as too much lesbian porn.
I'm just going to throw this out there...someone needs to inspect Alex Jones's basement. I wouldn't call it probable cause...I'd call it definite cause...
Jones has also done deep deep research into trans porn... sorry I mean that was "just a pop up" that "appeared on his phone one day."
First you really have to understand Alex before you start criticizing him. having come to know him deeply I can say honestly that,
Alex Jones imagination is like a big punch bowl filled with fruit and wine. but with a massive Turd floating in the middle.
if I were to be totally honest, actually it contains a plurality of floaters to be fully accurate.
I hope to god his ex-wife got the kids! It’s not ALL an act...
Alex Jones is the best.
Alex Jones....is...in fact...the best.
I remember the first time liberals Ate My Brain with a spoon it was pretty good but I got bored fairly fast
Time for the men in the clean white uniforms with a straight jacket .
Put him in Radio of gta6
That would be Ace
I already feel like Blaine County Radio is low-key mocking him
Everytime I listen to to Alex Jones' creepy voice, I'm putting myself at risk for ear cancer.
What ever happened to operation 666 Alex Jones?🤔
The same thing that happened to the antifa super soldiers and fema camps. Alex forgot about those lies.
Same thing that happened with Jade Helm. Nothing.
what the fuck did i just watch
I was literally going to post the exact same words 😄
Yes. Lesbians are like this!!! 😂😂
as a lesbian i can confirm
He needs to be tested.
I wonder what his browser history is like?
AJ is always 50 shades of Hey?!?
this guy needs to stop watching the Buffalo gals of Cow & Chicken or 50 Shades while on LSD
This reminds me of an old bat-shit crazy super violent neighbor i used to have. Sometimes he would go on weird delusional rants like that and i would watch his hands because i thought he might try to stab me.
This man scares me ok. Jones has a mental disorder and needs serious help.
Alex already had his brain eaten years go.
Jonesy is a Timothy McVeigh in the making.
yeh its very scary.. he needs to be looked into by the FBI. not because its alex jones, but because, his face was so crazy and he has a media platform thats quite extensive. if that was sam seder saying that about republicunts, id say the same.
Esp after that creepy af "I'm ready to die " crap.
Stop reporting on Jones. You just slow down his decline in the media market.
I haven’t heard his name all week for the first time in years it’s pretty nice. 👍
Somebody needs cut his access to porn hub!🤣😂🤣
This is an old AJ meme, but like everything AJ, it's pure comedy gold regardless! XD
So let me get this right. This guy has a permit to buy and carry automatic weapons? Great idea America. I wouldn't trust him with a box of tissues.
No worries. When his wife gets her restraining order against him the police are required to disarm him.
Wow... Alex Jones is insane.
Sounds legit.
This guy is crazy. People really take him serious?
Unfortunately yes they do.According to the hardcore crazy ass trumptards this nut job represents the "real" news.
Only crazy people take him seriously.
Yes... they buy his man supplements too
Please stop giving Alex Jones any time. He is banned from the server don't give him any sense of legitimacy.
He's amusing as hell.
@@woobiefuntime I just find him stupid, rude and offensive. Not funny.
O.o
Damn, Alex Jones is into weird shit.
So that's why that lesbian said she wanted to spoon me...
Jambott spoon or scissor?
JC//DC both, at the same time
Yeah, carpe diem!
you know how much voice over work he could get in holloywood ever child novel
And this is the martyr for freedom of speech on social media...
Wonder how his bank account is doing?
That... was hilarious
What....the hell did I just listen to?
1:57 “And you’re going to follow my liberal orders ...”.Because nothing says “authoritarian” like the antithesis of authoritarianism: liberalism.
This is an old clip, and it is sad that he doesn't have a youtube channel anymore. This is absolute comedy gold, and youtube robbed the internet of one of the greatest memes.
Always good to find some fresh Alex Jones material on this channel
Are the Frogs still gay?
You'd have to have a spoon to eat his brains. There isn't enough coherence left for a fork.
Who gives a fork?
Alex jones has some crazy fantasies. What kind of websites has he been visiting lately???
Maybe he should get out of the snake oil business and get into writing torture porn.