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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • This can't be good for me but I feel pretty.
    Patrons see episodes early: / civvie11
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  • @JakeTheVoice
    @JakeTheVoice 3 года назад +2765

    11:32 - Civvie shot the dude I voiced in the face repeatedly. This was surprisingly heartwarming to know.

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 3 года назад +255

      You voiced a character in this game? That's awesome!

    • @Civvie11
      @Civvie11  3 года назад +1219

      Damn I wish I'd known, I would have used something without such a strong muzzle flash so people could see.

    • @supra107
      @supra107 3 года назад +159

      Heh, no wonder you got in the game, considering you've managed to interview all three Postal Dude VA's, and even have them make a promo clip together :D

    • @floofiekun1875
      @floofiekun1875 3 года назад +55

      You did a banging job dude

    • @DeweyManloveX
      @DeweyManloveX 3 года назад +40

      "Bad Acting in Video Games?" Subscribed. Make more please.

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 3 года назад +992

    Postal Dude dancing in scantily women clothing while saying "I feel like shit" with the deep John St. John voice is one of the best things ever.

    • @harleyjackson3708
      @harleyjackson3708 3 года назад +39

      Makes me wish for a Postal Rocky Horror Picture Show mod. That's where they got that outfit, after all, maybe a game of that could be... Something.....

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 2 года назад +9

      @@harleyjackson3708 I can't wait to piss people off in multiplayer with endless quotes from Tim Curry while wearing that outfit.
      Me, pointing gun at co-op player: "IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT!"

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 года назад +4

      @Emanuelgamer 1313
      Long gloves and stockings.
      Makes brain go ape mode.

  • @thedogmaticdirector
    @thedogmaticdirector 3 года назад +957

    I guarentee you, a petition to bring back a cartoon rabbit's bits is one that would make the mission way too easy.

    • @GG_1318
      @GG_1318 3 года назад +24

      you misspelled tits

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад +18

      Been looking at Zootopia fanart, have you? lol

    • @LordofSadFac
      @LordofSadFac 3 года назад +35

      @@DinnerForkTongue its related to the new Space Jam movie, they phisically nerfed Lola Bunny in comparison of her original self, and people are not happy about it, but not because of the bunny titties.

    • @Duothimir
      @Duothimir 3 года назад +75

      @@LordofSadFac It is absolutely because of the bunny titties.

    • @AkiRa22084
      @AkiRa22084 3 года назад +41

      @@Duothimir Nah, it's because of the hypocrisy and daring to attack Pepe le Pew.

  • @AVGNROCKS1996
    @AVGNROCKS1996 3 года назад +1584

    “Makes Babeland look like Epcot”
    Seeing how rundown and soulless Epcot is nowadays, that more of an insult to Babeland honestly.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +158

      I think he was just calling babeland family friendly lol

    • @AVGNROCKS1996
      @AVGNROCKS1996 3 года назад +72

      @@rwsstudios I’d rather take my family to Babeland than Epcot. Less likely to get a heart attack than from Mission Space.

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 3 года назад +34

      @@AVGNROCKS1996 when I was there in 2013 or 14 there was still some KimPossible scavenger hunt type attraction. So yeah, they're really slow to update it.

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 3 года назад +21

      @@rwsstudios DEV IN COMMENTS

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 3 года назад +8

      @@AVGNROCKS1996 what are you still living in 2005, when that happened once and the ride was mellowed after that....

  • @adjuchasbrokk8033
    @adjuchasbrokk8033 3 года назад +619

    I like how Cunny's outfit is essentially an upside down Krotchy.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +163

      Kunny :)

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад +43

      @@rwsstudios
      Very Kunny-ng stunt, that.

    • @muttipi
      @muttipi 3 года назад +13

      @@rwsstudios Now *this* is real pr.

    • @adjuchasbrokk8033
      @adjuchasbrokk8033 3 года назад +10

      @@rwsstudios Oops, yeah... I did a double-take on how Krotchy was spelt but not Kunny. Fuck it :P

    • @wtklpm
      @wtklpm 3 года назад +8

      Pretty obvious it's Krotchy who became trans

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 3 года назад +1417

    Every time Civvie kills himself in this game it's another cry for help. You know, amongst the other... cries for help...

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад +56

      It's a cry for cocaine and penal surgery.
      Not expansion, reattachment. They do a lot of butt and crotch torture in the dungeon.

    • @LordofSadFac
      @LordofSadFac 3 года назад +35

      Hes trying to exorcise the demon inside him through Postal 4, too bad he doesnt has a sword that shoots light beams.

    • @Cob2001
      @Cob2001 3 года назад +3

      AMONGUS!!!🤤🤤😳

    • @atlas5778
      @atlas5778 3 года назад +10

      No one tell him about the cheat that turns everyone into him.

    • @nbr1rckr
      @nbr1rckr 3 года назад +5

      @@WolfyFancyLads penile... Uh... Is the word I mean, not penal.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 3 года назад +438

    I love that they looked at the legendarily overpowered Double Barrel from Postal 2, and said “Yeah, we won’t decrease the power of this thing, but you’ll need to use four shells to do what you want to do with it, we’re actually trying to balance the game, this time”, and I can respect the decision.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +139

      exactly

    • @FailureToBe
      @FailureToBe 3 года назад +2

      @@rwsstudios man, another copy??11!1!! WHy cAnT RwS bE rEalll??

    • @LukaLehmann
      @LukaLehmann 3 года назад +3

      @@FailureToBe that’s the real RWS, just click on the channel

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 3 года назад +9

      @@LukaLehmann pretty sure he's joking

    • @benismann
      @benismann 3 года назад +6

      @@rwsstudios this replies are just like some companies that do post cringy memes and even more cringy replies in social nerworks, but without the cringe part. Good job bois

  • @tomtheawesomeness
    @tomtheawesomeness 3 года назад +395

    It's pretty impressive that RWS manages to keep one-upping themselves with each new day. At this current trajectory, Civvie is gonna have to upload Friday to Liveleaks or something.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +97

      how can we top this tho.....

    • @realstreetjesus1953
      @realstreetjesus1953 3 года назад +42

      @@rwsstudios Thursday: Assassinate the president and take part in an armed coup

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 3 года назад +75

      @@rwsstudios "The Dude says the N Word"

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад +7

      @@rwsstudios you definitely can. I don't know how, because I'm too normal, but you can definitely top this

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge 3 года назад +31

      @@doomyboi
      "This can't be good for me but I feel great... My n-"

  • @nothingislogical
    @nothingislogical 3 года назад +594

    Civvie: "Like that guy who goes vegan and talks about how clean his colon is."
    Probably the next ad I'll get: "Did you know that your body contains about 15 pounds of toxic poop?"

    • @B1ACKMAG3666
      @B1ACKMAG3666 3 года назад +24

      I got that ad when I loaded up this video

    • @blackout295
      @blackout295 3 года назад +8

      HOW COME I GOT THAT AD

    • @ShadeVial
      @ShadeVial 3 года назад +63

      Those annoy me to no end with just how common and bs they are. You have these wonderful little things called an intestinal track/anus and a liver. There are no such thing as toxins or stuck poop unless consume something that isn't edible or your organs stop working properly or you have some kind of condition. I mostly just hate it cause of you google allows such fear mongering.

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 3 года назад +17

      I got that ad a while ago, only thought I had was "Wow thanks for grossing me out elitist prick."

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 3 года назад +3

      Augh, fuck that ad.

  • @agrubohub4009
    @agrubohub4009 3 года назад +373

    I swear the next days will feature a "totally not Randy Pitchford" as a boss fight.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад +44

      RWS, do that and I'll pay double the price of this game. I will, watch me do it.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +70

      @@DinnerForkTongue there is a game dev studio IN GAME.......whoever will it be!

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад +31

      @@rwsstudios
      TAKE MA FUCKEN' MONEY!

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +42

      @@DinnerForkTongue fine.....i need hookers and cocaine money!

    • @finkamain1621
      @finkamain1621 3 года назад +23

      @@rwsstudios Look, just put Randy Pitchford in the game, or I'll follow you home and give you the Coronavirus

  • @koba3824
    @koba3824 3 года назад +948

    This can't be good for me, but i feel great.

    • @roberte2945
      @roberte2945 3 года назад +35

      Man, I gotta stop smoking this crap.

    • @dannyboi5887
      @dannyboi5887 3 года назад +32

      I'm sure there's no long term consequences to this!

    • @HarunX57zt
      @HarunX57zt 3 года назад +22

      I feel like shit.

    • @superniger4822
      @superniger4822 3 года назад +4

      Stop I’ve seen this comment on other vids

    • @ctons
      @ctons 3 года назад +15

      @@superniger4822 it's like THE postal dude quote

  • @Callisto8233
    @Callisto8233 3 года назад +751

    "he joined caesars legion"
    Pro New Vegas when Civvie?

    • @maledikt
      @maledikt 3 года назад +50

      Ave, true to Caesar.

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 3 года назад +35

      Might as well play Deus Ex series since both are more RPGs than action oriented First Person Shooters

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial 3 года назад +8

      Pro Breakdown when Civvie?

    • @TNOFanZacharie
      @TNOFanZacharie 3 года назад +18

      I think he just wanted to annoy David Szymański (Dusk Dev), because he likes trolling NV fans.

    • @marrvynswillames4975
      @marrvynswillames4975 3 года назад +33

      @@SpecShadow civvie said he finds Deus Ex to be boring.
      Despite liking Thief...

  • @dragonhunter4592
    @dragonhunter4592 3 года назад +97

    _Now the flowers will grow._
    Also spooky clerk is totally gonna end up being Crazy PostalDude from Postal 1. All of the "spooky" dialogue and his weird noises making it seem like he's a complete reference to the origin of the series.

    • @pyrolee17
      @pyrolee17 3 года назад +16

      sounds kind of like the g man

    • @cryan4863
      @cryan4863 3 года назад +2

      Thatd be awesome

    • @zed6234
      @zed6234 3 года назад +2

      That'd be so fucking cool...

    • @kylehyde215CA
      @kylehyde215CA 3 года назад +16

      Postal Dude Sr is back from the grave as revenge for pissing on his grave!

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 года назад +1

      Redux did say that his "next of kin" wasnt exactly following whatever happened in postal1

  • @sdd1018
    @sdd1018 3 года назад +42

    Postal Dude radiates such dad energy in this game, its crazy

    • @dyingstar24
      @dyingstar24 2 года назад +14

      Because he's voiced by a man who should be a grandpa at this point

  • @KimSjopi
    @KimSjopi 3 года назад +75

    "What do you see inside of you?"
    "Well I've got a tapeworm if that counts"
    Almost made me choke on my food

    • @mugwump7049
      @mugwump7049 2 года назад +1

      It was the "Splendid!" that did me in.

    • @KimSjopi
      @KimSjopi 2 года назад +1

      @@mugwump7049 Overall a perfect interaction

  • @qee4617
    @qee4617 3 года назад +233

    *"Sees a Max reference"* Pro-payne when Civvie?

    • @uberogg
      @uberogg 3 года назад +27

      when i read that my mind immediately went to the king of the hill game

    • @Cracky003
      @Cracky003 3 года назад +25

      @@uberogg April Fool's comes and Civvie dumps "Pro-Payne" with a max payne thumbnail, but it's actually the King of the Hill game.

    • @baphometazrael1892
      @baphometazrael1892 3 года назад +6

      Yes we need a pro Max Payne

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 года назад +140

    The new voice of The Dude makes me think Sam from Sam and Max has finally snapped and is murdering people.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад +8

      John St. Jon voices Sam?

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 3 года назад +18

      @@Mate_Antal_Zoltan David Nowlin.
      I feel dumb now...that's Duke f**king Nukem doing the Dude's voice XD

    • @charlieroberts7031
      @charlieroberts7031 3 года назад +4

      @@bloodrunsclear it feels like a sam and max cartoon

    • @charlieroberts7031
      @charlieroberts7031 3 года назад +4

      And also whaaat it's the guy who makes fake trailers

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 3 года назад +1

      @@charlieroberts7031 My reputation precedes me! I hope that's a good thing ^^;

  • @fsLeg
    @fsLeg 3 года назад +280

    Civvie is one of the few people who, when told to kill himself, can actually do it. Multiple times.
    Please make a history of Painkiller video.

    • @JJRodriguez
      @JJRodriguez 3 года назад +12

      I second the Painkiller motion

    • @PatrickSilent
      @PatrickSilent 3 года назад +10

      I wonder how many Judas Priest references he'd be able to squeeze into it.

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 года назад +2

      Don't expect that video for awhile

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 Год назад +1

      You know what would be awesome? Civvie doing his “play Painkiller the song on his guns” in Painkiller the game, both Black Edition and Hell & Damnation.

    • @MelodicTurtleMetal
      @MelodicTurtleMetal Год назад

      I bet i could kill myself several times... 🤔
      Be right back!

  • @immortalgunngaming
    @immortalgunngaming 3 года назад +10

    17:15 - I've been in two separate DnD campaigns where both dms joked that all the shops are kept by one person, this is giving me flashbacks

  • @sams3533
    @sams3533 3 года назад +21

    I think part of the reason I like Civvie's videos so much is because he sounds and talks like an agressive pizza place employee that's been there for 20 years.

  • @chronicle243
    @chronicle243 3 года назад +18

    4:02
    "little prick's stonewallin' me"
    The Big Lewbowski, awesome man

  • @voidmayonnaise
    @voidmayonnaise 3 года назад +272

    The Fallopian tube ride made me laugh and I’m so ashamed.

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 3 года назад +2

      Your likes show how many people share your shame

    • @thecandlemaker1329
      @thecandlemaker1329 3 года назад +12

      Same but not ashamed.

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 3 года назад +12

      Laughing and being ashamed is like the Postal one-two punch.

    • @zerpblerd5966
      @zerpblerd5966 3 года назад +1

      it's smart humor!

    • @furfixer
      @furfixer 3 года назад

      I keep thinking about that sperm meme

  • @KingoKings365
    @KingoKings365 3 года назад +81

    Postal 4 uploads like this are a gift that keep on giving

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 3 года назад +45

    Damn. After that fight, Kunny's got enough holes to satisfy an entire comic convention at once.

  • @Mecks089
    @Mecks089 3 года назад +93

    On no, they replaced the Soul of Gary Coleman with Peter Dinklage.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +34

      TINKLAGE!

    • @rvc7468
      @rvc7468 3 года назад +9

      And they killed him too!

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 3 года назад +9

      @@rwsstudios A total “shhh! You wanna get sued!?” Moment.

    • @HasturTheShadowpuppet
      @HasturTheShadowpuppet 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure they can pass this off as a parody and avoid that lawsuit... I think...

    • @swagpyro47
      @swagpyro47 3 года назад

      @@rwsstudios when will postal 2 come out

  • @Rod_Knee
    @Rod_Knee 3 года назад +24

    Mike J: "Then Kunny will be outta juice"
    Civvie: "Okay, I got this handled".

  • @IxodesPersulcatus
    @IxodesPersulcatus 3 года назад +251

    Those tiny things made me realize how much I miss the cancer mouse.

    • @LordofSadFac
      @LordofSadFac 3 года назад +35

      I feel like something related to Civvie its going to happen in Thursday, if not Friday

    • @rvc7468
      @rvc7468 3 года назад +3

      Just to coincide with the Apocalypse

    • @pauldecker4630
      @pauldecker4630 3 года назад +21

      Cancer mouse is for friday, he'll be the unkillable demon plague rat.

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 3 года назад +11

      @@pauldecker4630 which itself will be a callback to the unkillable plague hellhound civvie somehow willed into existence on Friday in postal 2.

    • @Pc_98_Fan
      @Pc_98_Fan 3 года назад +4

      Wait until he makes another video about Ultrakill, he would met Cancer mouse and super cancer mouse (if the devs doesn't remove them imo)

  • @igoballistic937
    @igoballistic937 3 года назад +96

    “Pirates don’t fuck the tourist” dammit Civvie I know where that’s from I hate you for twisting it but god damn it was a good joke

    • @LordofSadFac
      @LordofSadFac 3 года назад +10

      That was a really classy reference that most people wont get.

    • @davidvulakh744
      @davidvulakh744 3 года назад +10

      To be fair, you need a high IQ to understand that reference. /cringe

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 3 года назад +8

      *Giggles in Jeff Goldblum*

    • @nathanmcdonald610
      @nathanmcdonald610 3 года назад +3

      All major theme parks have delays...

    • @a.k8185
      @a.k8185 2 года назад

      I really want to know what the refrence is

  • @thelordofthelostbraincells
    @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 года назад +129

    Damn, dude when this video came out it's 3-16-21, you should've waited until 3-17-21 cause then it would've been Wednesday on Wednesday

    • @ryszakowy
      @ryszakowy 3 года назад +11

      there's always the next day

    • @admiraltonydawning3847
      @admiraltonydawning3847 3 года назад +10

      For some people it's already Wednesday.

    • @wert1234576
      @wert1234576 3 года назад +9

      It's always Wednesday in our hearts

    • @transfemengimain
      @transfemengimain 3 года назад +3

      @@wert1234576 gay

    • @Raphex5
      @Raphex5 3 года назад +4

      It was uploaded Wednesday here in Australia.

  • @Jnensrevenge
    @Jnensrevenge 3 года назад +28

    Postal Dude sounds like Homer from season 1 of the Simpsons.

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +10

      Jon st john for you
      atleast he isn't being enslaved being forced to do Duke's voice in another game where he doesn't make sense.

    • @elcobra98
      @elcobra98 3 года назад +6

      @@TerrorLTZ or thrown into yet another Gearbox game for a Duke Nukem DLC, instead of making a game of his own. Y'know, a good game.

    • @Sandlerverse
      @Sandlerverse 3 года назад +4

      Frosty chocolate milkshakes!

  • @lovetrain2455
    @lovetrain2455 3 года назад +92

    I never thought a fucking Postal game would have more care put into it and less bugs than a CDPR game yet here we are

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +66

      we DO care......a lot

    • @lovetrain2455
      @lovetrain2455 3 года назад +6

      @@rwsstudios Can I be in the next update?

    • @YexyIsSexy
      @YexyIsSexy 3 года назад +8

      @@lovetrain2455 wamp wamp wamp wa-a-a-a-amp, nice try though lol

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 2 года назад +1

      Imagine, begging with nothing to give instead of making sick fanart and then asking and actually getting put in :)

  • @D.v-O4u2c
    @D.v-O4u2c 3 года назад +9

    The animated cutscenes really remind me of the comic cutscenes in tony hawks American wasteland and i couldnt be any happier to know how well it fits this game

  • @annoyannoy
    @annoyannoy 3 года назад +12

    3:17 wow that piss is so opaque you can use it as cement

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 3 года назад +43

    5:26 this happened to me yesterday while playing Cyberpunk 2077..... in a triple-A game it's way more infuriating

  • @deag8169
    @deag8169 3 года назад +30

    Watching Civvie drunk is the correct way to have a bad and good time.

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical 3 года назад +58

    "The Fournicator is absolutely Overpowered" Yeah, that's why it can't kill a Cop at medium range, the optimal range of actual shotguns

    • @MiiNiPaa
      @MiiNiPaa 3 года назад +21

      It is a video game shotgun. You need to shove it up enemy ass before pulling the trigger.

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 3 года назад +5

      @@MiiNiPaa And the DOOM 3 shotgun needs to be in even further

    • @weismeister121
      @weismeister121 2 года назад +2

      Don't you mean the...boom-boom-boom-boom stick?!

  • @CleverCover05
    @CleverCover05 3 года назад +18

    I couldn't watch this during regular work but I heavily regret watching this at lunch. Oh God, watching that man vomit as Civvie pees into the shit pile was more relatable than I wanted it to be.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +9

      just your average tuesday in Edensin

  • @BitestheStuff
    @BitestheStuff 3 года назад +9

    13:02 Postal Dude bringing some moves to that dance party.

  • @someoneelse803
    @someoneelse803 3 года назад +59

    the fact that Dude's jacket doesn't have jigglebones makes me angry. come on, even P3 had jigglebones

  • @nillynush4899
    @nillynush4899 3 года назад +9

    0:13 The Dude has embraced the movement.

  • @doarner
    @doarner 3 года назад +4

    Maybe it's just me but in 15:37 i can hear the Postal 3 scream, a bit of the loud annoying scream, mixed with the Postal dude scream when he hits the door.

  • @Jerraro
    @Jerraro 3 года назад +7

    12:29 if it scares the postal dude we should fear it as well.

  • @category472
    @category472 3 года назад +26

    Holy shit they added a 4 barrel shotgun,loved using that thing in russian overkill,rws know what the people want.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +13

      who knows what is next!

    • @elcobra98
      @elcobra98 3 года назад +2

      @@rwsstudios You weren't thinking on bringing more Russian Ovk weapons into P4, were you? -.-

    • @zerpblerd5966
      @zerpblerd5966 3 года назад

      @@rwsstudios poison blowdarts

    • @mr.pineapple8735
      @mr.pineapple8735 3 года назад +3

      @@rwsstudios a kunny grenade?
      "Have a kunny day!"

  • @InfiniMob
    @InfiniMob 3 года назад +31

    *Video is age restricted by Civvie himself*
    I'm guessing today's Pro Postal 4 episode is cooking with gas.
    EDIT: Yep, I was right...

  • @Sputnik1
    @Sputnik1 3 года назад +68

    Caution, running with scissors are roaming this comment section. Be sure not to misspell any of the ingame names or you will summon an angry underpaid rws employee

    • @TotemSP2
      @TotemSP2 3 года назад +16

      And his name is Marphy Black.

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 3 года назад +3

    The Fournicator.
    Never change, RWS, never change.

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 Год назад +3

    9:02 AVGN: “It’s like pissing on a pile of shit.”

  • @theintern2960
    @theintern2960 3 года назад +23

    Definitely need a slow-mo dive function when you do catnip.

    • @serpentmongrel
      @serpentmongrel 3 года назад +4

      Could probably simulate that feel by lessening the pull of gravity if it can't be done. You can already move fast under catnip, so jumping off a high platform and shooting everything down at a slower descent would be cool imo

    • @dyingstar24
      @dyingstar24 2 года назад +1

      Hey if call of duty could do it 5 years ago they can do it now

    • @connorgolsong290
      @connorgolsong290 2 года назад +3

      And Duel-Wield Berettas

  • @GunNutproductionsOG
    @GunNutproductionsOG 3 года назад +6

    This is what I needed, some good old tasteless as shit with clever and funny as fuck commentary. “But when the Pirates of the Caribbean ride breaks down the Pirates don’t fuck the tourists” 🤣

  • @tacomcbabyhands4577
    @tacomcbabyhands4577 3 года назад +7

    1:40 never in my life did I expect civvie to make a fallout new vegas reference

  • @Gat720Dua
    @Gat720Dua 3 года назад +4

    This is by far my favorite Postal 4 episode, didn't think there would be anything to top that cat section and the reactions it made.

  • @nibblrrr7124
    @nibblrrr7124 3 года назад +3

    3:12 "yeah doc, that's good to hear, i would indeed describe it as a 'light yellow.'
    is it supposed to be opaque, or more like... see-through, though?"

  • @thedanielstraight
    @thedanielstraight 3 года назад +6

    That's probably my favorite David Lynch quote, ever.

  • @mykolass121
    @mykolass121 3 года назад +23

    15 seconds in and I already have questions. A true postal experience.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +5

      shoot......

    • @mykolass121
      @mykolass121 3 года назад +2

      @@rwsstudios To elaborate, I wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @elcobra98
      @elcobra98 3 года назад +1

      Literally every video with a slight Twin Peaks reference ever.

  • @grindhouseradio1418
    @grindhouseradio1418 3 года назад +23

    "Kunny Island".
    Hang on, I've got some Epstein jokes laying around here somewhere.

  • @DADVIDSS
    @DADVIDSS 3 года назад +171

    I just had to use a credit card to verify my age with Google before I watched this, what the fuck?

    • @DaisyAjay
      @DaisyAjay 3 года назад +5

      Same here.

    • @csmadisun
      @csmadisun 3 года назад +105

      The video's age-restricted, and apparently RUclips's trying something new - which invariably means that it's stupid, pointless and probably broken something else.

    • @thunderstruck6647
      @thunderstruck6647 3 года назад +26

      I have a bad feeling about this

    • @dapapeyu1
      @dapapeyu1 3 года назад +36

      google's doing that in EU cause of some law but it's still weird because it's as if they're pretending that they don't already have literally every little tidbit about your life, i get that on mobile youtube but not on PC for some reason
      it sux

    • @benistingray6097
      @benistingray6097 3 года назад +19

      Yeah same here but thats not goign to happen, just use a free vpn and change to a location outside the EU.

  • @harleyjackson3708
    @harleyjackson3708 3 года назад +5

    I'm not gonna lie. The postal dude makes a pretty decent Doctor Frank-N-Furter (for those of you too young to get it, the crossdressing outfit is the same design pattern from The Rocky Horror Picture Show from 1975).

  • @Mirthful_Midori
    @Mirthful_Midori 3 года назад +33

    Wait, you didn't use Lo Wang's "Horny Rabbit!" line? I guess that would've been uncreative, but it would've fit that scene perfectly.

  • @WhoLover
    @WhoLover Год назад +2

    At around 12:00 Postal Dude says "watch out, angry avians on the loose!"
    I didnt realize it till just now, but thats an Angry Birds reference. I think.

  • @alleosussquirt8041
    @alleosussquirt8041 3 года назад +16

    Damn, Mike J sure turned his life around after his Ketamine addiction peaked.

  • @lmaonoyou465
    @lmaonoyou465 3 года назад +2

    This is so cursed it kept playing after I accidentally cleared all my apps, and didn't skip a beat when I reopened youtube. Thank you Civvie, for another work of art

  •  3 года назад +21

    Civvie: **new video**
    Me: **sings** MOOORE GIVE ME MOOORE GIVE ME MOOOOOORE

  • @sorrenblitz805
    @sorrenblitz805 Год назад +2

    "Here Catch!"
    No. Oh God no
    Triad Enforcer: "Eat lead!"

  • @TheTrueChuster
    @TheTrueChuster 3 года назад +43

    I thought the tiny chairs in the reD rooM were the Twin Peaks reference...

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +24

      ^^^

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 3 года назад +2

      David Lynch approves of this comment.

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead 3 года назад +5

    6:09 "I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done."

  • @joshuasharrock466
    @joshuasharrock466 3 года назад +15

    I'm early for a video? My prayers have been answered by the very essence that holds up the fabric of existence together
    John Carmack

  • @papayer
    @papayer 3 года назад +5

    10:30 I hear that Max Payne BGM, Civvie.
    You eventually had to face Half-Life, don't make us wait another few months!

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 3 года назад +8

    Wow, I can’t believe they made CV 11 from the hit video game postal 4 a real thing.
    What a world.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇭🇰🇺🇸

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +5

      he is only famous cuz of us....WE MADE CIVVIE!

  • @Sir_Newkirk
    @Sir_Newkirk 3 года назад +5

    Dude I'm so glad that the Postal series hasn't been forgotten about.

    • @dyingstar24
      @dyingstar24 3 года назад

      It's because running with scissors actually gives a shit

  • @Jeddix
    @Jeddix 3 года назад +6

    Why did the "Bonk" crack me up so much?

  • @ericanightshade
    @ericanightshade 3 года назад +3

    11:25 No Civvie, this is the best part of the whole video.
    I come here for the spontaneous shitvomit.
    I _stay_ for the celebrity little people.
    Welcome to Cunny Island.

    • @ericanightshade
      @ericanightshade 3 года назад

      17:54 IT'S THE GMAN DONT GO-- ... fuckin' morons everywhere.

  • @bunkaaa8726
    @bunkaaa8726 3 года назад +38

    "verify you are old enough to view this video" I'm sorry WHAT ?

    • @thevgmlover
      @thevgmlover 3 года назад +3

      No bunk aaa, this video is NOT for children. XD

    • @AnonAlmostDelivers
      @AnonAlmostDelivers 3 года назад +15

      Like hell they are getting my id or credit card information, f*** off YT

    • @bunkaaa8726
      @bunkaaa8726 3 года назад +3

      @@AnonAlmostDelivers What the FUCK gives?! I'm so so so god damn close to deleting my google / youtube accounts man.. This is purely offensive.

    • @adam1984pl
      @adam1984pl 3 года назад

      how old are you?

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад

      for fuck's sake you idiots, this doesn't show up on the website, get a laptop or something

  • @Nihilvale
    @Nihilvale 3 года назад +1

    That outfit shows that the Dude is in surprisingly good shape tbh; he has more well-defined muscle mass & far less fat than I expected for someone addicted to every substance under the sun and infected with god knows how many diseases/STIs plus a tapeworm, who eats nothing but donuts and slices of pizza like they're M&Ms dozens of times a day whenever anyone starts shooting at him... I guess he just burns it all off carrying all of those guns as he runs all over the city all day every day. Honestly, good on him.

  • @lparry9004
    @lparry9004 3 года назад +11

    As of right now, I am calling an international protest to lift the age restriction on the Monday video, let us be heard, brothers!

  • @Hardman5509
    @Hardman5509 3 года назад +7

    Thursday...man, what's Thursday going to be like? I'm going to say it will feature some horror movie parodies, a showdown with a DBZ parody villain, and you film a porno that ends with a shootout with a bunch of people dual wielding.

  • @averageman7267
    @averageman7267 3 года назад +38

    Can't believe Civvie made a Fallout: New Vagas reference.

  • @davidnw688
    @davidnw688 3 года назад +3

    12:53 At least it looks like they practice safe Lock Out Tag Out.

  • @MissTomi
    @MissTomi 3 года назад +18

    Imma keep it real with you chief. I'm not giving a megacorp my passport just so I can watch a Postal video.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад

      use the website LMAO

    • @isaacboiii03
      @isaacboiii03 3 года назад

      @@Mate_Antal_Zoltan dyq a magyar :D

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 3 года назад

      Give your passport to watch a YT video (is this one flagged adults only)? Is this something the EU is doing or UK or something?

  • @Y00bi
    @Y00bi 3 года назад +9

    Dual Mac-10s?
    It really is Max Payne shit.

    • @adam1984pl
      @adam1984pl 3 года назад

      Jagged alliance 2 too/

  • @averyterribleperson5292
    @averyterribleperson5292 3 года назад +2

    I saw they released wednsday and i was like AAAA you legit got me so hooked on this series i built a pc and made a steam just to play the postal games, i became a member of the pc race for a decades old game series and im still kinda proud cause its a nice computer and i get like 100 frames on postal 2 hehehehhehe

  • @RebelFNOS
    @RebelFNOS 3 года назад +3

    Anyone else notice the outfit change back during 12:17?

  • @adam1984pl
    @adam1984pl 3 года назад +2

    14:01 This was like Sean Young in movie "Cousins" says;Kiss my squirrel.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 3 года назад +5

    Piss, drugs and a whole lot of violence. Just another day in the Dungeon.

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 3 года назад +1

    Me: Watching Civvie play Postal 4 at the front desk of the hotel I work at and laughing my ass off.
    Elderly Female Guest: "Oh. What's so funny, honey?"
    Me: "Just something funny in a video game that made me laugh."
    Lady: "Oh? What was it?"
    Me: "Uuuuuuuh...."

  • @MagicBantha
    @MagicBantha 3 года назад +44

    Last time I was this early I cried and she told me we still had 58 minutes left.

    • @minion4005
      @minion4005 3 года назад

      burh thats a throw back

  • @Nuberax
    @Nuberax Год назад +1

    7:30 "Bulbous bouffant, blubber, macadamia."

  • @thatstockimageguy1067
    @thatstockimageguy1067 3 года назад +27

    “I feel like shit” honestly mood

  • @hiruyabebaw7140
    @hiruyabebaw7140 2 года назад +2

    8:47 "nobody takes out shit" sneered duke "and lives"

  • @rebeccareturnmykids9207
    @rebeccareturnmykids9207 3 года назад +3

    I think we are finally seeing what postal 3 was supposed to be if not for our Russian friends.

  • @lionocyborg6030
    @lionocyborg6030 Год назад +1

    The Fournicator is basically the Lead Cannon from Duke Nukem Advance.

  • @bluewolf194
    @bluewolf194 3 года назад +6

    The guy that runs the lodge sounds like Gman.

    • @rwsstudios
      @rwsstudios 3 года назад +9

      def not what we were going for, but I sorta hear it!

    • @lauram5905
      @lauram5905 3 года назад +1

      @@rwsstudios i was listening to it like "damn, how'd they get Mike Shapiro to do this?"

    • @elcobra98
      @elcobra98 3 года назад

      Same as the guy from the motel from monday, and the mexican machete guy from tuesday.
      He is omnipresent.

  • @tiberiusfemur374
    @tiberiusfemur374 3 года назад +1

    If this G-Man acting weasel turns out to be a joke based on a specific one of John St. John's previous voices roles turning feral from being alone and left to rot...
    That would actually be pretty funny, not gonna lie.

  • @tutchando1840
    @tutchando1840 9 месяцев назад

    Love how the humor didn't get better in this game, it stayed the same thing, maybe even worse, and we all love it.

  • @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42
    @BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42 3 года назад +4

    "This can't be good for me, but I feel great!"

  • @DavidKFZ
    @DavidKFZ 3 года назад +2

    Lost it at 6:32 when he asked for the petition while covered in blood

  • @hikikimori
    @hikikimori 3 года назад +4

    13:46 well i mean😞

  • @quillclock
    @quillclock 3 года назад +2

    glad to see the bosses still require more than their bodyweight in lead to defeat

  • @MrPomegranX
    @MrPomegranX 3 года назад +4

    Who knew sex appeal was fine for all advertisers?

  • @RedVanquish
    @RedVanquish 3 года назад +1

    I can practically hear the postal dude say the lodge is so forgotten that it's full of cultists.

  • @Darkstar_8473
    @Darkstar_8473 3 года назад +23

    See CDPR this is how you put sex in a video game made for adults ...

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 3 года назад +12

      This janky Alpha isn't even as Janky as Cyberjunk.