SCP Foundation: "This may be the GREATEST threat to all life in the universe" Foundation, this is the 7th week in a row you've contained the greatest threat to all life in the universe.
But if earth had SCPs, they have their own scp-like creatures too. There's also probably an SCP foundation of some sorts and count us as some sort of scp, not living in hive minds and stuff
Update: Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to destroy other anomalies using reality warping SCP's while saying "Parry this you filthy casual", while we are thankful for you terminating 3003, no more.
@@agro.pinpineapple The Immortal Dr. Bright. IDK the designation number off the top of my head, but his story is great, and he is mentioned in many other scp entries.
Foundation: “We are great full for your presence here on Earth. As a gift we’d like you to take this very “friendly” giant lizard as a symbol of our UNdying friendship.
SCP 3003: **exists** SCP foundation: **tosses in Devourer of the worlds,682,broken gods heart,flesh that hates,cthullu,the old man, 001,self replicating cakes, alien deer god,shy guy,chicken man and plague doctor** *"Parry this you filthy casuals"*
All the Foundation needs to do is send a God (SCP 2845 or the Devourer of Worlds for example) and they are basically done, as long as they don't come back of course. Though a much less riskier option and probably easier would be for the Foundation to use either friendly reality warping entities or friendly Gods like SCP 343, Mekhane and etc.
Learn about pattern screamers. Humans used to be a hypercivilization inhabiting many planets, until a mad patter screamer nearly destroyed all humans many years ago.
Well, that's terrifying. But also. Imagine getting 682 in on this. Like, hey bud, want a whole planet full of disgusting humans you can tear up to your heart's content?
honestly, just use 2501, its a claw arm with seemingly no limit to its range nor a limit to its ability to extert pressure on objects, they fear it could crush a sun. why not use it on the planet. you don't have to be there, there is no risk of transporting super dangerous Sentient SCPS, and case scenario, we lose the chance to reverse engineer some amazing tech
My favorite version of 001 is Keter Duty, where anomalies are contained or kept in check by other anomalies. In that reality, Moon Champion SCP 1233 The Lunatic has currently freed about 30% of humans on 3003 and is leading a rebellion.
The issue is this is a civilization more advanced than Earth and the foundation. Also, I dont think there's any tales of the foundation using reality warping or XK class capable SCPs to wage war against another planet. There's alot of unknowns. If the foundation shoots first, they cannot afford to miss.
@@vincentiormetti3048 and that's the x factor here. i can as many suspect that these bettles this baceria can't infect SPC's so thus its a perfect counter measure against the lot.
If the entire civilization is a hivemind, then just tell one of the representatives of SCP- 00 00000 00 0's existance, and you wipe out all three instances immediately, worst case scenario, it just takes a bit of time.
@@barryallen2240 Yep. He literally cannot be contained by anything until whoever saw it is dead. Its invincible skeleton can just keep going. No distance is too far so they can't even teleport to the other side of the universe to get away and the Foundation could make half their civilization see 096 by lunch time.
Fun Fact: In the SCP-001 Proposal "Keter Duty", the original before the rewrite, it paired SCP-3003 with SCP-1233 "Lunatic" as a means to contain it. What happened is that SCP-1233 lead a large-scale rebellion against SCP-3003-2 made up of liberated SCP-3003-3 instances. It also says that the full eradication of SCP-3003-2 will be expected on 2029.
@@armandoloriananimations2828 I do not recognize the bodies in the water… I do not recognize the bodies in the water… I do not recognize the bodies in the water… GODDAMMIT is that Carl? Holy shit he’s drowning.
@@astolfofansunny4047 hm wiping them out with a cognito hazard now that's a brillant idea....maybe show one of them scp-096's face...they would all see his face and he will go on a never ending genocidal run across the universe XD
honestly, the person who wrote this SCP must have wrote it with the idea that very little or none of the SCP's that could easily fix that little problem planet exist.
Imagine a world with people speaking a single language, following a single culture, no differences , nothing just collaborating with each other for a higher purpose. Testing children to do what they're born to do, no diseases, no laziness, Glutonny just working collectively. Lol sounds astonishing and scary at the same time
Best course of action is that I'd point in time a disease would mutate. It's how things work even if they try to eliminate a disease it's going to come. Because
How about sending a selfie of a particular scp and a thermonuclear warhead to the wormhole generator. Scp-096 gets to have a field day and unless the have a second a wormhole device, they are all as good as dead. Plus free planet, if you can get there!
well that is actually good idea.. especially the hivemind they got.. meaning only one needs to see that picture and the rest will know that picture. damn they doomed.
They are probably smart. They can figure out its weakness. Like how the foundation know not to see its face. This can go the same for the 682. Acid. And this could backfire as they can use them as weapon against Earth as how advanced they are
just say "hey we made this bio-pleasurer that pleasures you by just taking a look at this picture so dont forget to brodcast it upon the whole world! and take this statue of him to pleasure you even more! dont open the photo and container before you come home!!!"
As someone who's main reason for loving the idea of aliens is the idea of learning about cool new cultures, this is one of the saddest scps. Seven thousand cultures all eradicated, and there might not even be a trace of them left.
If SCP-3003-3 has an hivemind, if one of its members would see SCP-096, then wouldn't SCP-096 try to kill them all ? If the foundation want to use the wormhole to their advantages, SCP-096 might be a more interesting solution. This could even be a way to get rid of SCP-096.
Well a hivemind isnt the same as everyone having one thought process. If that were the case they wouldnt need education programs. Its a shared will, not a shared mind.
Well, it is said and I quote: "They work as one" so all knowledge is basically shared to every worker, giving them huge advantages on research. But in the end, it is still a form of telekinesis. If we would send them 096, and that 3003 represent it as a danger agaisn't the hive, would they shared a description of him? Or simply the face of the threat? We can't say for sure, but the idea could still work
The Scarlet King must be really mad with SCP-3003. Maybe just send 682 to them? I wonder if they could kill 682 with the unified effort of everyone, hmmm...
I don't think he can be infected... for one, to be infected the parasite need to pierce the skin, and secondly when The American ride him, 682 have not been infected by the Flesh that Hate. Finally, 682 have not only survive our barbaric attempts, but it has also survive the most dangerous SCP there is... If the planet of 3003 have nothing like the SCP's anomalies, I would say 3003 would have but only one option; sent it back to us. Risk would be that he come back with brand new abilities du to some technologies that would have been used agaisn't him that are still unknown to us
Plot twist: The foundation could have just said no, and the emissary would never contact earth again. Alternatively the foundation starts to show them all the horrible deadly universe ruining creatures they have locked up in the basement and scp 3000 realizes that this planet in the sticks is the only thing keeping said universe ruining thing IN their basement through the use of a habit bred out of their species, lying through their teeth
@@thenicepotato8108 what if you sent in agents that use that anomalous machine that makes any beverage imaginable to make scp-3003-1 poison and contaminate the water supply to kill the amoeba
Hey I’m pretty sure Marce would love a Selfie of 096. My man can breath some fresh air while taking a field trip to this planet. DR. Bright would also appreciate this
Simple solution. Step 1: Deploy an operative in the pocket dimension of the Devourer of Worlds. Step 2: Have the parasite representative open a portal near the Devourer’s doorway. Step 3: Push the doorway through the portal. Step 4: Have the operative undo the last chain and let the Devourer do its thing.
He will be on a distant planet, and will probably destroy the transporter as he devours the distant world. (Or we can destroy it ourselves). We’ll be fine.
@@gmanbozdo457 I mean the planet's 206 lightyears away,not too mention the ever expanding universe aswell as the devourer of worlds may not know how to get back here.
@@estertorres9192 its just a matter of Time until he gets to us and its safe to assume that The devaour of world can travel long distances through space
This is one of those SCPs that are pitched as super dangerous but in context of pretty much any other SCP it just seems like the foundation forgot about the foundation.
"We are Borg. Resistance is futile." This also reminds me of the Ori from Stargate sg1. All I will say is that diversity can and should always win as long as we are capable and willing to learn from it.
Well the thing about the scarlet king is that it’s a human creation. It’s because people need strife and conflict to remain sane that it manifests. It’s a outlast against the modern world and it’s lack of meaning. Scp 3003 doesn’t suffer from this because the people have no desire for conflict. They are wholly dedicated to 3003’s spread.
I have a solution: Time dial. If the scp foundation could make contact with the timelord device called a time dial, it would be possible to contain the entirety of a planet inside a single point in time. However there is one hold back which would be to actually succeed in setting up the Dial device on 3003, without infection, then it is entirely possible that you could contain the entire planet without being able to let them ever know how to get out.
Foundation: This is our best doctor, he has willingly offered his services! 3003 Inhabitants: Er- but um, why does he look like a humanoid crow? (hint: It's Scp 049)
I feel like the foundation isn’t accounting for the countless anomalies and allies they have access to, like does SCP 3003 have counter measures for supernatural/thaumatergic attacks? Or is it just tech and biology?
Realistically if the SCP foundation can do it then so can SCP 3003. Hell with their advanced tech they may be even to deal with anomalies the foundation cannot such as 682. Then the foundation has just lost a very dangerous scp that 3003 can teleport back to their world randomly at any point. And if 3003 is successful in its infection there isn't any consequence, the scp foundation will still operate.
@@cryamistellimek9184 The scp Foundation managed to contain shy Guy with human arsenal what is stopping a smarter and bigger civilization to do The same lmao
@@gmanbozdo457 The foundation only managed to contain 096 because it stopped rampaging due to not having anyone currently as a target. If the foundation manages to show every human in their world it’s face there is literally nothing they can do to stop it until every one of them is dead.
YES, THAT IS BRILLIANT, even better than making hte ultimate zombie from the various plague SCPs. no tech, no distance, no disease, no number of targets can stop him.
@@zappyapp They are pretty advanced, but they're working like a hive. There is technically no reason to keep a large amount of military ressources on their home planet since... Well.. Hivemind=No war. +, they technically don't attack other planets either... they're only sharing their "passion" with but only one diplomath. Finally, the only thing that been able to weakened 096 was to spent hours and hours of torture in the same cells than 176. But that only possible when 096 is not on rampage, when on rampage even the current technologie AND knowledge of the fondation is not able to stop the shy guy. If any of the hosts of 3003 have the badluck to see the face of 096... Break time over
Its not an actual shared consciousness or shared senses or memories. Just shared single minded purposefulness of a common objective: propagate the infection
SCP 3003: I am unstoppable you will lose. Every other SCP in existence: Am I a joke to you? I would be more than happy to show you just how funny I can be. (Evil Grin)
Imagine if we're actually a very destructive jellyfish parasite, looking at other parasite thinking marce beetle as dangerous rival, and thinking we must destroying them asap before we're defeated
@@cyrussnow6060 they don't even know what these anomalies would be shy guy would be enough He will completely rip out the planet or the indestructible scp 173 or the other statue that goes on top of the person it kills
I did NOT see the who/what was behind the entire thing! Just brilliant! The SCP would make a great TV series like "Warehouse 13", but terrifying every week!
people say that we need to drop keter tier scps on that planet but do they realize that in order to do so there is a lot of preparation and effort that can't be so easily hidden away especially if we consider the part where the bacteria actually turns out to know everything and what we are up to, which was not included in the video
*How to solve the SCP-3003 problem* Step 1: 3003 Representative asks for immediate surrender. Step 2: Foundation "agrees" by handing over an envelope and a large crate to take back. Step 3: Representative goes home and opens envelope to see picture of SCP-096. Step 4: Shy Guy pops out of crate, destroys the world of 3003 Step 5: Profit
And if a war even happens we can just yeet some dangerous SCPs at them. Some of them don’t make sense so they will be puzzled on how to contain or kill them. So they might wind up getting destroyed.
I mean it would go against the foundation ideals but something like The Flesh That Hates might eradicate that whole planet, even if they are more advanced it would be an enemy unknown to them. There are other SCPs that could deal with them too, a lot of dangerous one too The Deer, The Song of Genesis etc
The writer of this SCP is both smart and stupid. Nerfing the Foundation that much? Oh please, a technological advanced society controlled by parasite are the least problem that the SCP Foundation dealt every day. The author must really think there's no way that the Foundation have countermeasures against this parasites. Or the readers easily fooled by this. There's a lot of SCPs from the Foundation that could destroy this parasitic world. Even a Reality-Warping tech is enough to even caused to erased that damn planet.
I don't see foundation finding a way to stuff the Deer through a portal. And am not sure, but wasn't song of Genesis stolen and destroyed by the serpent's hand? But flesh that hates? Maybe🤔 Aren't there also couple of anomalous diseases?
It's kind of interesting to hear about a parasite that actually improves a human's logical thought process and movements, rather than, I don't know, eating their flesh or something.
SCP-3003: You with your technology have been able to contain it. We have technology far greater to yours. Now I ask, what do you think WE could do with a weapon like that?
They have more than 1 planet under their control (maybe even back up colonies hidden on moons or asteroids). If one planet get destroyed they would sent a message to the others or the others would investigate what happen and maybe attack earth afterwards.
Send something that even our current technologies is not able to contain, that is fatal to them but not for us, and that can be easily be conceal. A picture of 096. Place the picture somewhere, we don't know nothing about it, they see it, hivemind, boom. Doomed. Because even the SCP fondation current technologies AND knowledge of SCP's, can't handle 096 when he's face have been seen. Approaching him become impossible since everyone a target, and no break time to find a place to contain him. Would still have the problem with the other colonies, but again... "Not our fault, we don't know what could've possibly caused you this."
This one was very cool. I love the depth of SCP writing, so many would make great films on their own or collectively. Not by Hollywood, mind you. *No.* 😄
Simple solution, since they would likely believe most reasonable BS, just give them a data file with a video encoded to be playable into their worldwide internet and have them broadcast the peace video of the SCP wanting to join them willingly... Then have 1 frame and have a picture of the Shy guy, around 95%+ of their population would be dead within the month the rest would be dead shortly after since they wouldn't know right away that the source of the unkillable monster is the video they saw. As they try to find out what is going on the SCP foundation can just go in and deal with the last 5% or so without much difficulty.
This is terrifying, because it could actually happens. The cordycep ant fungus modified for humans. I like how the story was long so it is complete keep the good work 👍
sorry for the essay, but it's 3 am and I have to write this or I won't be able to sleep. I think it is more likely a metaphor for Capitalism, albeit a fairly confused one. "The End of History and the Last Man" is a book written by Francis Fukuyama that argues that the victory of Western Liberal Democracy (read Capitalism) against the USSR in the Cold War hallmarked the end of ideological evolution and the final form of human government. The prevalence of the phrase, the shared concept with SCP-3003, and the author's name would point toward it being a metaphor for Capitalism, but it felt muddled and incomplete. the SCP didn't seem to have any of the common tropes of Capitalist Dystopias like widespread poverty and class stratification, and moreover, it did feature a lot of common tropes of Communist and Totalitarian Dystopias such as thought control, violent suppression of deviance, emphasis on Utilitarian policies, and a disregard for human life. However if you view the class structure not solely on the human society, which is entirely classless, but on the 3 sub SCP groups you can more clearly draw parallels to an upper class of literal parasites for the controlling wealthy, an expendable lower class of humans who perform all of the labor, and a ruling class of beetles who control the lives of the working class but are ultimately controlled themselves by the parasite upper class.
@@dazaran714 The parallels to a Communistic society still works though, whether the original author intended it or not. Despite even having said groups, or classes as you put them, it still falls in line with actual Communist governments both in history and still in practice now. The parasitic entity would essentially be the upper crust of the party elite who control effectively everything and make sweeping decisions for the entire society. For the greater good obviously. The humans are the proletariat, too stupid and blind to effectively guide themselves so obviously must be directed by said party elite (said parasite) otherwise they would never come to Communism on their own. As such, it essentially had to create, "a new Man" in order to make this new society function, something every single communist society has attempted to some degree. Further added, is the mass destruction of it's local environment to better suit itself at the expense of other life forms that might be potentially hostile to it. Again, something that has indeed happened again under communistic leadership. The parasite also insists that everything, literally all things, must be assimilated into itself for its own personal benefit at the expense of other living creatures. Even if the writer never intended it, The entire article could be construed as a massive middle finger to even the very idea of Communism, or pretty much every branch of Socialism that espouses the same things, as nothing but a smoke and mirror lie to turn men into replaceable, uncaring, unfeeling machines for the state. Or in this case, a parasitic amoeba.
@@dazaran714 It still applies more to communism because even if you take into account what you just said, it still ends up looking like what Communism inevitably leads to
SCP-173 is the ultimate weapon to use on them. Push it through a portal, close it off and let it reign havok. Can't get infected because it is concrete and rebar. And for good measure, offload SCP-689 along with 173 lol.
The marce have a slightly different grammar structure and the one living inside me requested I write it this way. Orrrr I just made a mistake. Who can ever be sure?
I think the key to neutralizing this one is to drop SCP-2317 in through the portal and just burry it somewhere. Then, when the devourer breaks through, use a nuclear weapon to destroy the portal and that planet is done for it. Even if they weren’t entirely destroyed, they would’ve been send back millions of years and they might never be able to reach their former status again. The planet is several light years from earth, so the devourer coming to earth isn’t a worry at all. I think it’s a good idea, wiping out a potential doomsday scp while taking care of an inevitable doomsday scp.
Foundation could just present other keter-class SCPs and tell them that if their planet loses the free will, that would open the gates to a much worse SCP, one that could destroy the entire universe at will Considering their obsession with preservating the parasitic species, that sure would make them want to leave earth alone
Good thing we rely on the Foundation to deal with that one. Just find some scp or make some tech that can turn off their teleporters, then throw the Keter catalog at them. Maybe you'll even be able to leave some of the scp's over there and get rid of even more problems.
I see a lot of talk going on so I’m gonna give some thoughts of my own. Tossing in some entities are extremely easy. Some SCPs like 682, Contained keter anomalies, maybe even Scarlet King’s child.. yeah, it could work. Hell they’d easily take the cake of them and rip them in half before a bigger plan comes by. Their bugs and the parasite only choose to infect humans, not like most of these *are* human. And can’t replicate. Hell an object would be easy. And you know what’s easier? The JP SCP (I think) which has miniature representations of planets. Just flick their home planet’s sun, and booooooom. Gone. For them, coming up with a way and containing it one after another can happen, they’re working in more unison than us humans, but we have to know that they do not have the necessary things unlike the foundation. At least, none are listed. They have far advanced AI, robotic, all that, but try beating that to a giant lizard monster who will grow further to consume more mass. And remember, 682 hates *anything* that’s living. And it will use what it can to destroy it all. I think the foundation isn’t given as much credit as they should be, but the canon changes with everyone, so I can’t say bad things to the author. Just wish they know it’s not that easy for such a civilization. Which needs to use wormholes to come over.
For some reason, this reminds me of SCP-1795 or the Star Wombs. Hopefully, it can make it to the Foundation before humanity is doomed. Day 46 of asking the O5 to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
@@spygo4513 I’m pretty sure that stopping the Scarlet King is the responsibility of SCP-999, who is also a child of that horrible beast. And it will accomplish that task not by killing its “Father,” but by using it’s good vibes to pacify the King. It’s a story that many other people have accepted.
I see a lot of people suggesting to unleash 682 upon 3003. There are just two problems that can occur: 1. 3003's technology is advanced enough to kill 682, making it just a normal lizard with a higher tham usual size and intelligence. 2. 682 has incredible adaptability. You hit it with a nail gun, it might spit nails all over the place a minute later. Now imagine what can happen when it gets in contact with 3003. It could get infected with a Marce, giving it the urge to expand. It might then become resistent to the effects and use the Marce for its advantage, by being a living hive or by just using their technology to do whatever it wants. So, unleashing 682 upon a giant empire, lead by a beetle with a parasite, might not be the best idea. Who knows, how that will end?
They may have greater technology, but they don't seem to have access to any SCP's. I don't think they could possibly destroy 682. And since 682 did not get infected by the Flesh that Hate when The American ride him, i would think that the parasite would not be able either. Specially since they need to pierce the skin to invade the host. Altho, sending 682 on a planet having better technology than us, could give him frightening abilities. That could end up a big problem if they find a way to send him back at us or simply him being able to move by himself to place to place with a new ability. In the best scenario, he win agains't 3003, can't comeback, but we spat on the occasion to make ourselves a new planet
Scp 682 Is the son of scarlet No being is able to control his mind any firing organism except for the little girl will be expelled from its body if it's not food 2nd option seems liable If those hive mind hits him with nuclear warthheads or lethal forces scp 682 will be invincible and maybe even stronger than his father
Is there any tale that says 3003 has tech that can kill 682? Also, why would a lizard which adapts to everything, be able to be mind controlled? I'm not saying throwing 682 at 3003 is a good idea, but this argument isn't doing it for me.
I would like to suggest that warfare is still possible with them because you don’t need a particularly advanced ai to unleash a war machine on a different planet as it’s a last stand and them wanting to assimilate us would be more restrained
right, to me all their tech and single mindedness does is give them a common goal in the form of retaliation, but 30 billion people grouped tightly in cities would be fairly easy to dispatch of without to much effort. We really just need to level the playing field and we have 500 years of war experience that they don't have. Sending shy guy through would be highly effective, we can simply send a nuke strapped with DDT(the pesticide that formerly wiped out bedbugs, but was banned by the epa) through the portal, kill all marce. Once that's done the entirely populations morale will plummet since that's their primary drive and enjoyment. This too would interrupt the lifecycle of the ameba and prevent then from being able to spread it. Again we have 500 years of expereince, and their population is only maybe 3:1...i like them odds.
@@tty23 yes I guess we aren’t unfamiliar with resorting to war crimes, and the situation is that of seemingly a massive monoculture of creatures which is a major weakness in their planet, because there was no natural predators that means that the evolutions would dwindling their effectiveness in defending against predatory species. There is just so many options to ruin such a planet
the big challenges with this are: 1. it needs to be big enough by the time they find it that they can't stop it 2. you better have a way to turn off that AI. 3. you need to make sure the AI knows which planet to blow up and which one is off-limits. 4. because the target is technically humanity, you need to accomplish all of this without Asimov's three laws and without any loopholes.
If there’s a war between the planet I think the SCP would probably just be able to drop pictures of SCP-096. Hell they could just start send SCP with the capabilities of cauding world ending scenarios at the enemy planet
Is it a coincidence that the article for SCP-3003 (a planet run by a parasitic dictator) is written by a man with the account name "Communism will win"?
Honestly, the guy could be operating on several levels of irony to make an SCP that is basically Communism, except in order to make it work you have to have an incredibly evil amoeba controlling everything and turn humans into meat puppets. Even has the pronoun bullshit in the author description to. So maybe...4, 5 levels of irony?
Love this Scp cause of all the theories on how to beat it are brought up. Just crossing so many possibilities out and trying to mull over what would work. Anything that we were able to contain will most likely not work. Multiple scps would most likely have to be used with coordinating effects as multiple goals have to be met. 1. Their portals must be destroyed 2. All the humans must be killed 3. All the beetles must be killed 4. All the single celled organisms must be killed. I believe the portals must be destroyed first to prevent escape of any organisms after that the people and beetles need to wiped out and then finally a complete wipe of the actual organism. I feel that 009 is one of the best ways to do this. It would have to be planned out and scp members would need to be able to move around within their world to spread 009 strategically to make it impossible to contain.
I wanted to suggest getting 682 through the portal, so it can destroy the teleporter and stop them from coming back This is a mistake considering the fact that it could also get infected and that they can just rebuild and forcibly infect us
I don't think so... He survived lots of encounter with the deadliest SCP before, didn't sweat agains't our barbarian ways, and didn't end up infected agaisn't the Flesh that Hate when The American ride him. But releasing that invincible-like creature in a world that could possibly use technology we don't know yet agains't it could end up really badly. Even worst, they make mistakes with their own technology and find a way to send 682 back at us with new and fresh abilities
The writer of this SCP is both smart and stupid. Nerfing the Foundation that much? Oh please, a technological advanced society controlled by parasite are the least problem that the SCP Foundation dealt every day. The author must really think there's no way that the Foundation have countermeasures against this parasites. Or the readers easily fooled by this. There's a lot of SCPs from the Foundation that could destroy this parasitic world. Even a Reality-Warping tech is enough to even caused to erased that damn planet.
scp 682 isn't killing anyone, the second any beetle sees him everyone on the planet instantly becomes aware of his presence. You need an scp you can't evacuate from.
I have a suggestion for the scp writers and universe, why not introduce a series called scp journals, a series which actually tells the story of almost every scp from its peak to its fall, or its progress. I would love to see the progress of underground London or scp 682’s downfall.
@@milkjug4237 in some cases yes, but in most no. it tells the story of various objects but not all of the objects "falls" are so much catalogued, I think he is looking for say, "how does the story of SCP 622 end? does its containment breach lead to the end of all life on earth due to all forms of water and moisture being evaporated and unable to rain, or does the foundation find a solution for the issue"
Man,if the foundation was actually smart they would think of using the deadliest XK class apocalypse causing SCPs. The foundation has more than enough SCPs for that
For all these comments about sending viral SCPs or even 682 or 173, how about we just send Dr. Bright? Suspend all rules regarding things he’s not allowed to do and send him to that planet.
@@tishaak2800 all you would have to do is get a bunch of d class and have them all gain brights conscience. Then to kill of the planet more or less just take the necklace put it on someone then take it off. Or just send them though with state of the art weaponry and seize the wormhole generator. And you could launch hundreds of thousands of nukes at the planet once you get though (reverse engineer the wormhole generator to be able to return to the plant to make sure they're gone)
Well, even if we were to integrate with the Marse, our parasites would have to compete with theirs, so there is a slight chance that we might defect if infected.
SCP Foundation: "This may be the GREATEST threat to all life in the universe"
Foundation, this is the 7th week in a row you've contained the greatest threat to all life in the universe.
Yes lol
Dam it its Tuesday again
Monday night for the scp foundation XD 😆🤣😆
And besides, there are plenty of other things classified as, “the greatest threat the universe has ever known”.
@@Brock_Lee501 well your not wrong about that Bob
"We have an army."
"We have anomalies."
Let the battle begin
But if earth had SCPs, they have their own scp-like creatures too. There's also probably an SCP foundation of some sorts and count us as some sort of scp, not living in hive minds and stuff
"we have an army"
"we're not normal"
@@yareulb2269 nope there planet isn't earth
@@spygo4513 they have their own version of scp foundation
@@0DemonKiller0 that isn't said I. Acp 3003 article
Update: Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to destroy other anomalies using reality warping SCP's while saying "Parry this you filthy casual", while we are thankful for you terminating 3003, no more.
Ha
Lol best comment in this section
lmao
Which story/stories is Dr. Bright from?
@@agro.pinpineapple The Immortal Dr. Bright. IDK the designation number off the top of my head, but his story is great, and he is mentioned in many other scp entries.
Foundation: “We are great full for your presence here on Earth. As a gift we’d like you to take this very “friendly” giant lizard as a symbol of our UNdying friendship.
I was about to say this but you said it better
"And this man would like to come with you, dont worry, he might be a litle shy"
"We offer this statue to you, and believe us when we say you won't want to look away"
"Oh and here put on this funny mask don't mind the liquid"
"And this sweet old man wants to go too, He makes killer drinks"
SCP 3003: **exists**
SCP foundation: **tosses in Devourer of the worlds,682,broken gods heart,flesh that hates,cthullu,the old man, 001,self replicating cakes, alien deer god,shy guy,chicken man and plague doctor**
*"Parry this you filthy casuals"*
I laughed at "Parry this you filthy casuals" 😂
@@AliceFlynn Or if the power of the ameba gets assimilated by scp-682
001? Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
All the Foundation needs to do is send a God (SCP 2845 or the Devourer of Worlds for example) and they are basically done, as long as they don't come back of course.
Though a much less riskier option and probably easier would be for the Foundation to use either friendly reality warping entities or friendly Gods like SCP 343, Mekhane and etc.
The scarlet king would HATE those guys
So the "humans" on this planet are "genetically identical" to us?
This needs MUCH more explaining than it gets.
Learn about pattern screamers. Humans used to be a hypercivilization inhabiting many planets, until a mad patter screamer nearly destroyed all humans many years ago.
@@08alende What. I assume this is SCP lore but even then it is new to me
I love how its all inter conected for example
001-05 the spiral path
@@08alende haven't seen that one have to see that thanks
@@08alende what story is this? I haven't seen it before
Well, that's terrifying. But also. Imagine getting 682 in on this. Like, hey bud, want a whole planet full of disgusting humans you can tear up to your heart's content?
That's... actually not a bad idea
inb4 682 gets infected by the parasite
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honestly, just use 2501, its a claw arm with seemingly no limit to its range nor a limit to its ability to extert pressure on objects, they fear it could crush a sun. why not use it on the planet. you don't have to be there, there is no risk of transporting super dangerous Sentient SCPS, and case scenario, we lose the chance to reverse engineer some amazing tech
@@0gremaggie326 stop
i love how the language spoken is close to dutch, so random
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I'm sorry there were spices there you must understand
@@0gremaggie326 what is this exactly?
Hehehe
I could probably talk to them since I'm Dutch
My favorite version of 001 is Keter Duty, where anomalies are contained or kept in check by other anomalies. In that reality, Moon Champion SCP 1233 The Lunatic has currently freed about 30% of humans on 3003 and is leading a rebellion.
The Lunatic does not get enough respect ✊
@@themotorcyclemasswhole AMEN! 2😆
Oh? Check out Project Isorropia instead. It is horrifying.
I gotta see this. Now that is truly an entertaining idea
As someone who has been sent to Keter duty I can confirm that is true. I actually recorded the moon lunatic being the one to keep 3003 in check.
There's so many SCPs that could single handedly destroy their entire planet. This is not a problem with the Foundations resources
The issue is this is a civilization more advanced than Earth and the foundation.
Also, I dont think there's any tales of the foundation using reality warping or XK class capable SCPs to wage war against another planet.
There's alot of unknowns. If the foundation shoots first, they cannot afford to miss.
or the global ocult collaition of course they would gladlly do it out right.
maybe not if the beetles can infect scp's too
Just send SC p's that are difficult to kill is killed and kill many.
@@vincentiormetti3048 and that's the x factor here. i can as many suspect that these bettles this baceria can't infect SPC's so thus its a perfect counter measure against the lot.
If the entire civilization is a hivemind, then just tell one of the representatives of SCP- 00 00000 00 0's existance, and you wipe out all three instances immediately, worst case scenario, it just takes a bit of time.
You mean 2521- AAAAAGGGHHHH
And Cole's dead
Shy guy could work
It doesn’t sound like it’s an actual hivemind, I think the term was just misused
@@barryallen2240 Yep. He literally cannot be contained by anything until whoever saw it is dead. Its invincible skeleton can just keep going. No distance is too far so they can't even teleport to the other side of the universe to get away and the Foundation could make half their civilization see 096 by lunch time.
Fun Fact: In the SCP-001 Proposal "Keter Duty", the original before the rewrite, it paired SCP-3003 with SCP-1233 "Lunatic" as a means to contain it. What happened is that SCP-1233 lead a large-scale rebellion against SCP-3003-2 made up of liberated SCP-3003-3 instances. It also says that the full eradication of SCP-3003-2 will be expected on 2029.
Good thing the Foundation has thousands of anonymous items and creatures that are rlly good at killing creatures like humans XD.
Do you recognize the bodys in the water?
@@armandoloriananimations2828 I do not recognize the bodies in the water…
I do not recognize the bodies in the water…
I do not recognize the bodies in the water…
GODDAMMIT is that Carl? Holy shit he’s drowning.
anonymous
Just shove the statue over there and tell them to not look at it
U guys are forgetting the beetles
U don't want scp's on their side do u!?
idea: give them the heart of the broken God as a "gift"
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Thats GENIUS
Or the door to the devourer of worlds
@@guilhermefaleiros4892 3003: What this door for?
SCP:....Portable beaches.... With some beautiful ruins..!
@@gecepetangomango1190 hahahaha yes, and you can build a bug theme park there
Sounds like the best way to deal with 3003 is to drop a world ending scp through the wormhole.
A pretty fantastic scp story.
I personally would send knowledge of where 4885 is to the people of the planet.
@@astolfofansunny4047 hm wiping them out with a cognito hazard now that's a brillant idea....maybe show one of them scp-096's face...they would all see his face and he will go on a never ending genocidal run across the universe XD
173 with 096’s face taped to it to make sure
Nah just spam op cognitive hazards(especially 7004,would love to see how it works)
610 put on 914 on Very fine
Humans: *Exist*
Bugs: It's free real estate
Humans: Hang on a min-
*Sounds of Buzzing Intensify*
Scp foundation : neutralize it !!!!
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😖
Sad vermin god noises
dude it is best to use some virus wich kills off the ameabes and bang empire collapses
honestly, the person who wrote this SCP must have wrote it with the idea that very little or none of the SCP's that could easily fix that little problem planet exist.
That's right. They could just throw SCP-610, SCP-008, SCP-081 or other anomalous viruses to SCP-3003.
_Problem fixed._
@@amyli7315 forget even that, worse case scenario, we can crush the planet with SCP 2501.
Yeah, they could just send in 682, 096, or 173 and have them neutralize the planet
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@@amyli7315 "Have your planet aleready seen 096 face?"
*"no"*
"Would you LIKE TO?"
SCP Foundation: Contained god, an unkillable lizard, etc.*
SCP-3003: "hello there"
Also Foundation: "Hold me mom I'm scared."
Imagine a world with people speaking a single language, following a single culture, no differences , nothing just collaborating with each other for a higher purpose.
Testing children to do what they're born to do, no diseases, no laziness, Glutonny just working collectively.
Lol sounds astonishing and scary at the same time
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@@0gremaggie326 fuck off with your spam.
Best course of action is that I'd point in time a disease would mutate. It's how things work even if they try to eliminate a disease it's going to come. Because
Arent you supposed to be guarding the gate?
Yes
How about sending a selfie of a particular scp and a thermonuclear warhead to the wormhole generator.
Scp-096 gets to have a field day and unless the have a second a wormhole device, they are all as good as dead. Plus free planet, if you can get there!
well that is actually good idea.. especially the hivemind they got.. meaning only one needs to see that picture and the rest will know that picture. damn they doomed.
@@discworldfan depends on there technological capabilities
this planet could just be another place where the foundation can keep their most dangerous SCPs
They are probably smart. They can figure out its weakness. Like how the foundation know not to see its face. This can go the same for the 682. Acid. And this could backfire as they can use them as weapon against Earth as how advanced they are
just say "hey we made this bio-pleasurer that pleasures
you by just taking a look at this picture so dont forget to brodcast it upon the whole world! and take this statue of him to pleasure you even more! dont open the photo and container before you come home!!!"
As someone who's main reason for loving the idea of aliens is the idea of learning about cool new cultures, this is one of the saddest scps.
Seven thousand cultures all eradicated, and there might not even be a trace of them left.
In addition: a “new culture” that you DEFINITELY don’t want to make contact with
@@masongalioth4110 i wouldnt even culture. its more like the bugs personal playground. id rather live in 3002’s world than this shit.
If SCP-3003-3 has an hivemind, if one of its members would see SCP-096, then wouldn't SCP-096 try to kill them all ?
If the foundation want to use the wormhole to their advantages, SCP-096 might be a more interesting solution. This could even be a way to get rid of SCP-096.
Well a hivemind isnt the same as everyone having one thought process. If that were the case they wouldnt need education programs. Its a shared will, not a shared mind.
@@Brucifer2 true
Well, it is said and I quote: "They work as one" so all knowledge is basically shared to every worker, giving them huge advantages on research. But in the end, it is still a form of telekinesis. If we would send them 096, and that 3003 represent it as a danger agaisn't the hive, would they shared a description of him? Or simply the face of the threat? We can't say for sure, but the idea could still work
Thay should make a tale about scp 096 killing off scp 3003-3s while screaming its head off.
Jesus I would be so hyped hearing about such a tale being currently on the making! You should write this in the comment sections my guy!
The Scarlet King must be really mad with SCP-3003. Maybe just send 682 to them?
I wonder if they could kill 682 with the unified effort of everyone, hmmm...
you know you raise a good point, either they would die, scp-682 might be infected or 682 will die
I don't think he can be infected... for one, to be infected the parasite need to pierce the skin, and secondly when The American ride him, 682 have not been infected by the Flesh that Hate. Finally, 682 have not only survive our barbaric attempts, but it has also survive the most dangerous SCP there is... If the planet of 3003 have nothing like the SCP's anomalies, I would say 3003 would have but only one option; sent it back to us. Risk would be that he come back with brand new abilities du to some technologies that would have been used agaisn't him that are still unknown to us
Considering we can contain 682 reasonably well, it wouldn't be a problem for them to contain 682.
@@Azanerd Agreed they have more advanced tech than the foundation.
Thing is they would have to figure out *how* to contain 682 first. And acid tank probably isn’t the first thing they would try.
Plot twist: The foundation could have just said no, and the emissary would never contact earth again.
Alternatively the foundation starts to show them all the horrible deadly universe ruining creatures they have locked up in the basement and scp 3000 realizes that this planet in the sticks is the only thing keeping said universe ruining thing IN their basement through the use of a habit bred out of their species, lying through their teeth
Try sending them some dangerous SCPs that can't be infected
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Maybe scp 682 can work
096, 173, or maybe even 008 could work
@@thenicepotato8108 what if you sent in agents that use that anomalous machine that makes any beverage imaginable to make scp-3003-1 poison and contaminate the water supply to kill the amoeba
Perhaps SCP-096 "The Shy Guy"?
Hey I’m pretty sure Marce would love a Selfie of 096.
My man can breath some fresh air while taking a field trip to this planet.
DR. Bright would also appreciate this
Since they're a hivemind this is an extremely effective method.
And show them where waldo is. Same effect as the shy guy
@@SirDankleberry yo 2521 is a enti-
I think it’s time for 682 to take a hard earned vacation to space after all these termination attempts
I can imagine the GOC reaction when they hear about this they would just run in bugs repellent ready
Simple solution.
Step 1: Deploy an operative in the pocket dimension of the Devourer of Worlds.
Step 2: Have the parasite representative open a portal near the Devourer’s doorway.
Step 3: Push the doorway through the portal.
Step 4: Have the operative undo the last chain and let the Devourer do its thing.
Yeah about that.... After he devours theyr home how much time do you think IT Will pass unttil îs our turn?
He will be on a distant planet, and will probably destroy the transporter as he devours the distant world. (Or we can destroy it ourselves). We’ll be fine.
@@gmanbozdo457 I mean the planet's 206 lightyears away,not too mention the ever expanding universe aswell as the devourer of worlds may not know how to get back here.
@@estertorres9192 its just a matter of Time until he gets to us and its safe to assume that The devaour of world can travel long distances through space
U guys are forgetting the beetles
U don't want scp's on their side do u!?
This is one of those SCPs that are pitched as super dangerous but in context of pretty much any other SCP it just seems like the foundation forgot about the foundation.
"We are Borg. Resistance is futile." This also reminds me of the Ori from Stargate sg1. All I will say is that diversity can and should always win as long as we are capable and willing to learn from it.
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Also life forms on Earth can mutate I don't know if they actually mutated on their planet but they can here
Yes
"You keep what you kill."
Le resistance!
Wouldn't the Scarlett King have a problem with 3003 removing war and hatred?
yess
Get Red King meet scp 3003 not bad idea
Makes you think why the foundation has to deal with him and not them.
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Well the thing about the scarlet king is that it’s a human creation. It’s because people need strife and conflict to remain sane that it manifests. It’s a outlast against the modern world and it’s lack of meaning.
Scp 3003 doesn’t suffer from this because the people have no desire for conflict. They are wholly dedicated to 3003’s spread.
I have a solution: Time dial. If the scp foundation could make contact with the timelord device called a time dial, it would be possible to contain the entirety of a planet inside a single point in time. However there is one hold back which would be to actually succeed in setting up the Dial device on 3003, without infection, then it is entirely possible that you could contain the entire planet without being able to let them ever know how to get out.
The Foundation has many things they can do and the article even hints at such, but they just want to use all scientific and political means first.
Foundation: This is our best doctor, he has willingly offered his services!
3003 Inhabitants: Er- but um, why does he look like a humanoid crow?
(hint: It's Scp 049)
Eeettz a tradiçion, mon ami.....
Btw, youre sick
Pestilence
The Pestilence levels on this planet is outrageous
(Accidentally makes a zombie army)
@@arafe.1012 Not again >:(
Foundation: sooo 49... See this planet? *it's been heavily infested with the pestilence*
049: *WHY ARE WE JUST STANDING HERE!?! WHEN DO I GO!?!?*
I feel like the foundation isn’t accounting for the countless anomalies and allies they have access to, like does SCP 3003 have counter measures for supernatural/thaumatergic attacks? Or is it just tech and biology?
Realistically if the SCP foundation can do it then so can SCP 3003. Hell with their advanced tech they may be even to deal with anomalies the foundation cannot such as 682. Then the foundation has just lost a very dangerous scp that 3003 can teleport back to their world randomly at any point.
And if 3003 is successful in its infection there isn't any consequence, the scp foundation will still operate.
@@thedivinetortoise1734 yeah any biologica scp îs ouț The window în this case
@@gmanbozdo457 Depends on what you consider biological. Just ask them to show one photo and we’ll join. Then watch as 096 rampages unstoppable.
@@cryamistellimek9184 The scp Foundation managed to contain shy Guy with human arsenal what is stopping a smarter and bigger civilization to do The same lmao
@@gmanbozdo457 The foundation only managed to contain 096 because it stopped rampaging due to not having anyone currently as a target. If the foundation manages to show every human in their world it’s face there is literally nothing they can do to stop it until every one of them is dead.
Scp 3003 just treats the universe as a GIANT bowling alley.
Wait they have a hive mind of sorts so if we throw 1 picture of 096 at them does it mean they all die
Wait thats genius
YES, THAT IS BRILLIANT, even better than making hte ultimate zombie from the various plague SCPs. no tech, no distance, no disease, no number of targets can stop him.
They might kill SCP-096 but if not then it's a win-win situation.
@@zappyapp They are pretty advanced, but they're working like a hive. There is technically no reason to keep a large amount of military ressources on their home planet since... Well.. Hivemind=No war. +, they technically don't attack other planets either... they're only sharing their "passion" with but only one diplomath. Finally, the only thing that been able to weakened 096 was to spent hours and hours of torture in the same cells than 176. But that only possible when 096 is not on rampage, when on rampage even the current technologie AND knowledge of the fondation is not able to stop the shy guy. If any of the hosts of 3003 have the badluck to see the face of 096... Break time over
Its not an actual shared consciousness or shared senses or memories. Just shared single minded purposefulness of a common objective: propagate the infection
*_The amount of deja vu I get from this about the book called "The Giver" is unreal_*
They made a decent movie out of this book back in the 80s. Nope nm. That was the Guyver. Doh!
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Same
3003: ***exists***
SCP Foundation: ***sends 682 and the Gate Guardian***
Corona: finally a worthy apponent, our battle will be LEGENDARY!
SCP 3003: I am unstoppable you will lose.
Every other SCP in existence: Am I a joke to you? I would be more than happy to show you just how funny I can be. (Evil Grin)
*Mind Controls SCP's*
Earth:....fuck
I have an idea . Convince SCP-353 to modify a giant virus to specifically kill the marce
I'm curious what scp-049 would think of this otherworldly species, and if it contains the pestilence.
YES! I was waiting for a video on this SCP! The early series 4 SCPs are some of my favorite.
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Imagine if we're actually a very destructive jellyfish parasite, looking at other parasite thinking marce beetle as dangerous rival, and thinking we must destroying them asap before we're defeated
I don't get the vague hints what is a parasite jellyfish?
You know this is the perfect time to use 682 send him into the portal and let him destroy it or maybe unleashed 610 upon them
Meanwhile:
096+Photo.
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Their technology FAR exceeds ours. Odds are they’ll either assimilate 682 or have no problem containing it
@@cyrussnow6060 contain maybe but you know 682 would easily adapt to the ameboa
@@cyrussnow6060 they don't even know what these anomalies would be shy guy would be enough
He will completely rip out the planet or the indestructible scp 173 or the other statue that goes on top of the person it kills
Send sky guy 096 to their Planet as a gift and watch the XK from a safe distance
I did NOT see the who/what was behind the entire thing! Just brilliant! The SCP would make a great TV series like "Warehouse 13", but terrifying every week!
I really enjoy the way you narrate about SCPs. I especially enjoy each time I see an SCP you haven't covered yet.
I’m am very scared of these “humans”
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I am very scared of your "pfp"
@@man95sterI had another pfp , it was more terrifying.
@@civilizedhuman7875 your trades are way more scary
erherr
people say that we need to drop keter tier scps on that planet but do they realize that in order to do so there is a lot of preparation and effort that can't be so easily hidden away
especially if we consider the part where the bacteria actually turns out to know everything and what we are up to, which was not included in the video
*How to solve the SCP-3003 problem*
Step 1: 3003 Representative asks for immediate surrender.
Step 2: Foundation "agrees" by handing over an envelope and a large crate to take back.
Step 3: Representative goes home and opens envelope to see picture of SCP-096.
Step 4: Shy Guy pops out of crate, destroys the world of 3003
Step 5: Profit
Step 1, put scp 173
And if a war even happens we can just yeet some dangerous SCPs at them. Some of them don’t make sense so they will be puzzled on how to contain or kill them. So they might wind up getting destroyed.
I mean it would go against the foundation ideals but something like The Flesh That Hates might eradicate that whole planet, even if they are more advanced it would be an enemy unknown to them. There are other SCPs that could deal with them too, a lot of dangerous one too The Deer, The Song of Genesis etc
0o0o0,making SCP fight,but what if 610 was mutated because 3003?
The writer of this SCP is both smart and stupid.
Nerfing the Foundation that much?
Oh please, a technological advanced society controlled by parasite are the least problem that the SCP Foundation dealt every day.
The author must really think there's no way that the Foundation have countermeasures against this parasites.
Or the readers easily fooled by this.
There's a lot of SCPs from the Foundation that could destroy this parasitic world.
Even a Reality-Warping tech is enough to even caused to erased that damn planet.
@@rogueascendant6611 Well said
The Foundation no longer has a copy of the Song of Genesis
I don't see foundation finding a way to stuff the Deer through a portal. And am not sure, but wasn't song of Genesis stolen and destroyed by the serpent's hand?
But flesh that hates? Maybe🤔
Aren't there also couple of anomalous diseases?
If they're a hivemind, does that mean if just one looks at 096, they all do?
It's kind of interesting to hear about a parasite that actually improves a human's logical thought process and movements, rather than, I don't know, eating their flesh or something.
Its more of a symbiotic relationship
3002
"To show our appreciation to you, we'd like to give you this massive wooden lizard as a gift."
This sounds more like a realistic dystopia than an SCP
SCP-3003: *exist
The Foundation: yeah but what if we throw every SCP that is capable of killing into that wormhole
SCP-3003: You with your technology have been able to contain it. We have technology far greater to yours. Now I ask, what do you think WE could do with a weapon like that?
They have more than 1 planet under their control (maybe even back up colonies hidden on moons or asteroids). If one planet get destroyed they would sent a message to the others or the others would investigate what happen and maybe attack earth afterwards.
Send something that even our current technologies is not able to contain, that is fatal to them but not for us, and that can be easily be conceal. A picture of 096. Place the picture somewhere, we don't know nothing about it, they see it, hivemind, boom. Doomed. Because even the SCP fondation current technologies AND knowledge of SCP's, can't handle 096 when he's face have been seen. Approaching him become impossible since everyone a target, and no break time to find a place to contain him. Would still have the problem with the other colonies, but again... "Not our fault, we don't know what could've possibly caused you this."
@@cyrussnow6060 can't contain the flesh that hates for long.
This one was very cool. I love the depth of SCP writing, so many would make great films on their own or collectively. Not by Hollywood, mind you. *No.* 😄
Simple solution, since they would likely believe most reasonable BS, just give them a data file with a video encoded to be playable into their worldwide internet and have them broadcast the peace video of the SCP wanting to join them willingly... Then have 1 frame and have a picture of the Shy guy, around 95%+ of their population would be dead within the month the rest would be dead shortly after since they wouldn't know right away that the source of the unkillable monster is the video they saw. As they try to find out what is going on the SCP foundation can just go in and deal with the last 5% or so without much difficulty.
*BECOME ONE OF US. BECOME ONE OF US.*
- SCP-3003, probably
ONE OF US ,ONE OF US , ONE OF US.
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Just bring anything that can lead to an XK class scenario to them, telling them it's a gift and letting whatever SCP it is do its job
Like the shy guy. The viewers of its face will make it attack them and then more will see it afterwards
@@Paulito2026 you chump some poor astronomer is gonna get literally fucked by 096
This marce thingy kinda looks great
This is terrifying, because it could actually happens. The cordycep ant fungus modified for humans. I like how the story was long so it is complete keep the good work 👍
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The last of us cough cough
Couldn't the foundation just drop 096 of at their world
@@CMB64LOVER yeah probably
@@CMB64LOVER idk why they said the scp foundation is weak when he can sent SO many dangerous scp to there planet
It seems almost like a metaphor for Communism. The beetle's name, Marce, even sounds similar to Marx, and the author's name is "Communism will win."
That's why it says the end of history... as in communism, culture and history is pointless, including individuality...
@@rebeccaconlon9743 I see, now I understand. Thanks.
sorry for the essay, but it's 3 am and I have to write this or I won't be able to sleep.
I think it is more likely a metaphor for Capitalism, albeit a fairly confused one. "The End of History and the Last Man" is a book written by Francis Fukuyama that argues that the victory of Western Liberal Democracy (read Capitalism) against the USSR in the Cold War hallmarked the end of ideological evolution and the final form of human government. The prevalence of the phrase, the shared concept with SCP-3003, and the author's name would point toward it being a metaphor for Capitalism, but it felt muddled and incomplete. the SCP didn't seem to have any of the common tropes of Capitalist Dystopias like widespread poverty and class stratification, and moreover, it did feature a lot of common tropes of Communist and Totalitarian Dystopias such as thought control, violent suppression of deviance, emphasis on Utilitarian policies, and a disregard for human life. However if you view the class structure not solely on the human society, which is entirely classless, but on the 3 sub SCP groups you can more clearly draw parallels to an upper class of literal parasites for the controlling wealthy, an expendable lower class of humans who perform all of the labor, and a ruling class of beetles who control the lives of the working class but are ultimately controlled themselves by the parasite upper class.
@@dazaran714 The parallels to a Communistic society still works though, whether the original author intended it or not. Despite even having said groups, or classes as you put them, it still falls in line with actual Communist governments both in history and still in practice now. The parasitic entity would essentially be the upper crust of the party elite who control effectively everything and make sweeping decisions for the entire society. For the greater good obviously. The humans are the proletariat, too stupid and blind to effectively guide themselves so obviously must be directed by said party elite (said parasite) otherwise they would never come to Communism on their own. As such, it essentially had to create, "a new Man" in order to make this new society function, something every single communist society has attempted to some degree. Further added, is the mass destruction of it's local environment to better suit itself at the expense of other life forms that might be potentially hostile to it. Again, something that has indeed happened again under communistic leadership. The parasite also insists that everything, literally all things, must be assimilated into itself for its own personal benefit at the expense of other living creatures. Even if the writer never intended it, The entire article could be construed as a massive middle finger to even the very idea of Communism, or pretty much every branch of Socialism that espouses the same things, as nothing but a smoke and mirror lie to turn men into replaceable, uncaring, unfeeling machines for the state. Or in this case, a parasitic amoeba.
@@dazaran714
It still applies more to communism because even if you take into account what you just said, it still ends up looking like what Communism inevitably leads to
"These humans have evolved to be far more united than humans on Earth"
Aight then let's, bring Marce here
Its this just Kepler 2B the closest habitable planet to earth but annomilus
This is ego the living planet from marvel.
@@Umbra-r4k yeah i guess your right
Did you mean anomalous?
The foundation should send a virus that can kill all the marce and the humans
@@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 no no no they shpuld blow up the surface of the planet doom eternal style.
Imagine if doom guy from doom / eternal was an scp. Call him the scp slayer
SCP-173 is the ultimate weapon to use on them. Push it through a portal, close it off and let it reign havok. Can't get infected because it is concrete and rebar. And for good measure, offload SCP-689 along with 173 lol.
fun fact: this is the only planet that banned all music genre except THE BEATLES i mean who could not love the beatles album anyway
They are Beatles songs make sense
*GROAN* dad jokes! My only weakness!
This sounds like an infinitely better version of the movie/book Host
Scp foundation: hey 682 we got a planet you can destroy
682: go on...
Imagine if SCPS where real and making it seem like fiction was a coverup
2:19 “is not stay there”
The marce have a slightly different grammar structure and the one living inside me requested I write it this way. Orrrr I just made a mistake. Who can ever be sure?
Yes
I think the key to neutralizing this one is to drop SCP-2317 in through the portal and just burry it somewhere. Then, when the devourer breaks through, use a nuclear weapon to destroy the portal and that planet is done for it. Even if they weren’t entirely destroyed, they would’ve been send back millions of years and they might never be able to reach their former status again. The planet is several light years from earth, so the devourer coming to earth isn’t a worry at all. I think it’s a good idea, wiping out a potential doomsday scp while taking care of an inevitable doomsday scp.
Foundation could just present other keter-class SCPs and tell them that if their planet loses the free will, that would open the gates to a much worse SCP, one that could destroy the entire universe at will
Considering their obsession with preservating the parasitic species, that sure would make them want to leave earth alone
And during that take over the alien space ship at Saturn (It's Saturn right?) And use it on the main world.
Then hunt down the rest with 682 or another unkillable monster.
Good thing we rely on the Foundation to deal with that one. Just find some scp or make some tech that can turn off their teleporters, then throw the Keter catalog at them. Maybe you'll even be able to leave some of the scp's over there and get rid of even more problems.
Hey guys. To show peace. Take this photo and show it to everyone. Also have this big lizard. Oh yeah, and here is the best doctor on Earth.
I see a lot of talk going on so I’m gonna give some thoughts of my own.
Tossing in some entities are extremely easy. Some SCPs like 682, Contained keter anomalies, maybe even Scarlet King’s child.. yeah, it could work. Hell they’d easily take the cake of them and rip them in half before a bigger plan comes by.
Their bugs and the parasite only choose to infect humans, not like most of these *are* human. And can’t replicate. Hell an object would be easy. And you know what’s easier? The JP SCP (I think) which has miniature representations of planets. Just flick their home planet’s sun, and booooooom. Gone.
For them, coming up with a way and containing it one after another can happen, they’re working in more unison than us humans, but we have to know that they do not have the necessary things unlike the foundation. At least, none are listed. They have far advanced AI, robotic, all that, but try beating that to a giant lizard monster who will grow further to consume more mass. And remember, 682 hates *anything* that’s living. And it will use what it can to destroy it all.
I think the foundation isn’t given as much credit as they should be, but the canon changes with everyone, so I can’t say bad things to the author. Just wish they know it’s not that easy for such a civilization. Which needs to use wormholes to come over.
For some reason, this reminds me of SCP-1795 or the Star Wombs. Hopefully, it can make it to the Foundation before humanity is doomed.
Day 46 of asking the O5 to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
It's a bad choice scp 682 serves a purpose
Is it because of that tale which suggested that the universe exists because SCP-682 lives?
@@Nameless-ln5mr nope it's because scp 682 is one of the earliest scp and son of the scarlet he is destined to kill the scarlet
@@spygo4513 I’m pretty sure that stopping the Scarlet King is the responsibility of SCP-999, who is also a child of that horrible beast. And it will accomplish that task not by killing its “Father,” but by using it’s good vibes to pacify the King. It’s a story that many other people have accepted.
Scp 049 vs scp 3003 we can say that scp 3003 is a new strain of the pestilence to scp 049
I see a lot of people suggesting to unleash 682 upon 3003. There are just two problems that can occur:
1. 3003's technology is advanced enough to kill 682, making it just a normal lizard with a higher tham usual size and intelligence.
2. 682 has incredible adaptability. You hit it with a nail gun, it might spit nails all over the place a minute later. Now imagine what can happen when it gets in contact with 3003. It could get infected with a Marce, giving it the urge to expand. It might then become resistent to the effects and use the Marce for its advantage, by being a living hive or by just using their technology to do whatever it wants.
So, unleashing 682 upon a giant empire, lead by a beetle with a parasite, might not be the best idea. Who knows, how that will end?
They may have greater technology, but they don't seem to have access to any SCP's. I don't think they could possibly destroy 682. And since 682 did not get infected by the Flesh that Hate when The American ride him, i would think that the parasite would not be able either. Specially since they need to pierce the skin to invade the host. Altho, sending 682 on a planet having better technology than us, could give him frightening abilities. That could end up a big problem if they find a way to send him back at us or simply him being able to move by himself to place to place with a new ability. In the best scenario, he win agains't 3003, can't comeback, but we spat on the occasion to make ourselves a new planet
Scp 682
Is the son of scarlet
No being is able to control his mind any firing organism except for the little girl will be expelled from its body if it's not food
2nd option seems liable
If those hive mind hits him with nuclear warthheads or lethal forces scp 682 will be invincible and maybe even stronger than his father
Is there any tale that says 3003 has tech that can kill 682?
Also, why would a lizard which adapts to everything, be able to be mind controlled? I'm not saying throwing 682 at 3003 is a good idea, but this argument isn't doing it for me.
I would like to suggest that warfare is still possible with them because you don’t need a particularly advanced ai to unleash a war machine on a different planet as it’s a last stand and them wanting to assimilate us would be more restrained
right, to me all their tech and single mindedness does is give them a common goal in the form of retaliation, but 30 billion people grouped tightly in cities would be fairly easy to dispatch of without to much effort. We really just need to level the playing field and we have 500 years of war experience that they don't have. Sending shy guy through would be highly effective, we can simply send a nuke strapped with DDT(the pesticide that formerly wiped out bedbugs, but was banned by the epa) through the portal, kill all marce. Once that's done the entirely populations morale will plummet since that's their primary drive and enjoyment. This too would interrupt the lifecycle of the ameba and prevent then from being able to spread it. Again we have 500 years of expereince, and their population is only maybe 3:1...i like them odds.
@@tty23 yes I guess we aren’t unfamiliar with resorting to war crimes, and the situation is that of seemingly a massive monoculture of creatures which is a major weakness in their planet, because there was no natural predators that means that the evolutions would dwindling their effectiveness in defending against predatory species. There is just so many options to ruin such a planet
the big challenges with this are:
1. it needs to be big enough by the time they find it that they can't stop it
2. you better have a way to turn off that AI.
3. you need to make sure the AI knows which planet to blow up and which one is off-limits.
4. because the target is technically humanity, you need to accomplish all of this without Asimov's three laws and without any loopholes.
SCP-3003-4: "WE ARE INFINITE. WE HAVE CONQUERED YOUR RACE BEFORE, AND WE SHALL DO SO AG- who are you?"
Dr. Clef: "A man of wealth and taste."
If there’s a war between the planet I think the SCP would probably just be able to drop pictures of SCP-096. Hell they could just start send SCP with the capabilities of cauding world ending scenarios at the enemy planet
Scp-096 would be good for removing all life with little planet damage
Is it a coincidence that the article for SCP-3003 (a planet run by a parasitic dictator) is written by a man with the account name "Communism will win"?
Honestly, the guy could be operating on several levels of irony to make an SCP that is basically Communism, except in order to make it work you have to have an incredibly evil amoeba controlling everything and turn humans into meat puppets. Even has the pronoun bullshit in the author description to. So maybe...4, 5 levels of irony?
It's definitely not
Marce is a reference to Marx
well given he named it after the holy bible of neoliberalism, quite fitting!
It smelled of propaganda
Love this Scp cause of all the theories on how to beat it are brought up. Just crossing so many possibilities out and trying to mull over what would work. Anything that we were able to contain will most likely not work. Multiple scps would most likely have to be used with coordinating effects as multiple goals have to be met. 1. Their portals must be destroyed 2. All the humans must be killed 3. All the beetles must be killed 4. All the single celled organisms must be killed. I believe the portals must be destroyed first to prevent escape of any organisms after that the people and beetles need to wiped out and then finally a complete wipe of the actual organism. I feel that 009 is one of the best ways to do this. It would have to be planned out and scp members would need to be able to move around within their world to spread 009 strategically to make it impossible to contain.
I wanted to suggest getting 682 through the portal, so it can destroy the teleporter and stop them from coming back
This is a mistake considering the fact that it could also get infected and that they can just rebuild and forcibly infect us
I don't think so... He survived lots of encounter with the deadliest SCP before, didn't sweat agains't our barbarian ways, and didn't end up infected agaisn't the Flesh that Hate when The American ride him. But releasing that invincible-like creature in a world that could possibly use technology we don't know yet agains't it could end up really badly. Even worst, they make mistakes with their own technology and find a way to send 682 back at us with new and fresh abilities
The writer of this SCP is both smart and stupid.
Nerfing the Foundation that much?
Oh please, a technological advanced society controlled by parasite are the least problem that the SCP Foundation dealt every day.
The author must really think there's no way that the Foundation have countermeasures against this parasites.
Or the readers easily fooled by this.
There's a lot of SCPs from the Foundation that could destroy this parasitic world.
Even a Reality-Warping tech is enough to even caused to erased that damn planet.
I hope I can’t.
@@rogueascendant6611 Literally just put scp 173
scp 682 isn't killing anyone, the second any beetle sees him everyone on the planet instantly becomes aware of his presence. You need an scp you can't evacuate from.
I have a suggestion for the scp writers and universe, why not introduce a series called scp journals, a series which actually tells the story of almost every scp from its peak to its fall, or its progress. I would love to see the progress of underground London or scp 682’s downfall.
Isn't that just the Tales of Foundation series
@@milkjug4237 in some cases yes, but in most no. it tells the story of various objects but not all of the objects "falls" are so much catalogued, I think he is looking for say, "how does the story of SCP 622 end? does its containment breach lead to the end of all life on earth due to all forms of water and moisture being evaporated and unable to rain, or does the foundation find a solution for the issue"
"They dont know what lying is or see its point"
"Lets lie to them."
Humanity at its best
damn the background music is good
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Man,if the foundation was actually smart they would think of using the deadliest XK class apocalypse causing SCPs. The foundation has more than enough SCPs for that
For all these comments about sending viral SCPs or even 682 or 173, how about we just send Dr. Bright? Suspend all rules regarding things he’s not allowed to do and send him to that planet.
Bad idea
What if the body bright posseses gets infected
He might too give all the info of the scp foundation
And put them at a huge disadvantage
@@tishaak2800 all you would have to do is get a bunch of d class and have them all gain brights conscience. Then to kill of the planet more or less just take the necklace put it on someone then take it off. Or just send them though with state of the art weaponry and seize the wormhole generator. And you could launch hundreds of thousands of nukes at the planet once you get though (reverse engineer the wormhole generator to be able to return to the plant to make sure they're gone)
@@tishaak2800 Bright's necklace has overridden mind controlling things before
Tbh I would be fine with this, cant hate each other if everyone is the exact same :D
Mario and Luigi definitely do a little trolling.
Well, even if we were to integrate with the Marse, our parasites would have to compete with theirs, so there is a slight chance that we might defect if infected.
Idk man but a world where everyone speaks my mother tongue sounds ideal to me
SCP 3003: Threatens our world
Moon Champion: Right, time to end the careers of an entire planet
Finally, something other than the Covenant.
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@@magicalmemes5641 hello?!?
@@ireneparkin3360 I see you are an SCP Foundation watcher as well
So far I've ran into like 5 times on random internet videos lmaoo
@@magicalmemes5641 what can I say. If Mr you know who is narrating it or in it, there's a good chance I may have commented on it.