Btw what he means by when you were born you were the youngest person on earth when your dad ejacted for that moment you were the youngest (people don't give credit to dad birth because it's not hard but still respect how you were born)
You do realise the teachers don’t make curriculum decisions? Hopefully? Also in Australia at least my school we can, you know, make decisions for practicality later on in life.
“You become a vacuum cleaner” *me imagining the ‘head’ of the vacuum being replaced with my head licking the floor and then falling to the ground laughing*
" Only the thieves want you to succeed." That thief has more hope on me than my own family 💀 Edit 2: I cant belive i actually getting likes, tysm y'all again, love y'all, take care!! 💗
By the way guys, the “bugs” you feel on you aren’t bugs you have killed’s ghosts. This feeling on your body can be triggered by air blowing or other small things. The air blowing can twist a singular hair on your body making it feel like bugs are on you when they actually aren’t. Hope this helped :)👍
Someone actually asked the English teacher the 6th one, and the teacher said that the teachers were specialists in specific subjects, and the students are learning all of them to find out what they could possibly specialise in.
If yall use your brain, those same teachers at our age also did all those subjects we do and later they chose one subject to persue, similarly we also can be teachers in a specific subject
plus teachers that only teach one subject teach multiple classes so they dont have time for other subjects. and at my school most teachers teach 2-3 subjects anyway
Not really, I had 2 teachers until 3rd Grade, I had 3 teachers in 4th and 5th Grade, 2 teachers in 6th Grade, 3 in 7th Grade (yes, 6th and 7th were middle school) and rn in the 8th grade with 4 teachers
Formication is a specific type of hallucination that feels like insects crawling in, on or underneath your skin. The name “formication” comes from the word “formica,” which is the Latin word for “ant.” Certain areas in your brain work cooperatively to process signals from your tactile sense (informally known as your sense of touch). Tactile hallucinations are when those brain areas act like they’re processing signals from your body even though there aren’t any such signals. Because your brain is acting like its receiving signals, these hallucinations feel completely real. A person having them may struggle to tell the difference between what’s real and what’s not. People who experience this hallucination often feel an immediate - and even uncontrollable - urge to scratch or pick at the area of skin affected. This often leads to skin-picking or causing injuries to the skin and tissues underneath. Hope that help clear your thoughts on feeling certain things like that 😊
Well but that’s only the most basic level of everything. We still have to know all the complex stuff from all the subjects in high school which teachers don’t.
“ when you wait for a waiter, you become the waiter” Edit: OMG 60 LIKES!?!?!? TYSM YALL 😛😁 Second edit: MOM I PINCHED MYSELF TOO HARD NOW IM BLEEDING 😭😭 Third edit: tysm yall! I never thought I could get this much likes! (Btw, a few people were complaining in the comments that the edit ruined the comment so I put the edit lower for them.
My math teacher actually answered one of the questions here, a student asked ‘why do teachers only teach one subject but students should learn all subjects’ She said that it was because teachers already have decided what they want to be but students haven’t/still aren’t what they want to be
Yeah. If I'm not wrong my Portuguese teacher said she had to learn Latin to become a teacher. I don't have to learn Latin to know the basics of Portuguese grammar, but she had, because she wanted to become a teacher.
Yeah, and that's why I tell everyone to succeed in their life and when their success becomes too much I take some of them for myself. What a generous person I am. If you also think that just leave a like.
*Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode* it means I play my theme song at least 10 times a day...💀
*"Your Best Nightmare plays"* -Hello guys and welcome back to "My daily suffering" Episode 6000! Today, we're doing exactly what we did yesterday (pls kill me)!🙂 (Also I'm talking to myself)
Hahah I use to tell my friends every day the “bacon and cookies” such great times! Getting your foot stepped on and getting your amazing compliments from your classmates is amazing!
great, now i have to worry about ghost bugs AND regular bugs??
yes I guess you do😭
Why does youtube have 2 likes after 10 months
Hey yt?
HOW DOES YT HAVE 16 LIKES
Omg hi yt
“Only thieves want you to succeed” damn that hit hard
Haha yeah that made me laugh but it’s so dam true!
Yea thieves want you to earn money for them to steal it💀
@@ClassicRobloxian-_-the realistic person you know😅
I never thought that ..
In grade 4 we have 8 teachers
"If teachers can't teach all subjects"
Elementary school teachers: 💀
fr
True
I don't have such weaknesses🗿
THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
Inside of 4th and 5th (for me) We had 2 teachers
Solution: If you don’t have a ringtone, your a movie character, not a show character
Haha
@@StoryNinja1the apple alarm as your opening theme?????
Ohhhhh I was confused 😂😂
The guy who just started not using his alarm clock: “well, looks like I’m on a 2 hour limit. Better make it count.”
Youre*
"when you feel bugs on you, but there aren't any bugs on you, are they the ghosts of the bugs you killed?"
No, it's my hair pranking me
😂Fr though
it’s your clothes
its acc ur nerves
Nope it's just a ghost tryna touch you
@jiaurrahmankhan5854YOUR HAIR PRANKING YOU
"when you were born, you were once the youngest person on earth."
"therefore we shall all get guiness world records"
Btw what he means by when you were born you were the youngest person on earth when your dad ejacted for that moment you were the youngest (people don't give credit to dad birth because it's not hard but still respect how you were born)
@toddchanonsitwisoottanavit887bro it's a joke
@toddchanonsitwisoottanavit887so you meaning it impossible to get lol
@toddchanonsitwisoottanavit887 🤓👆
@@saamarthparry4084 Factual
Bro just roasted the whole teacher's. Thanks for 13K likes
Career
There are multiple teachers
We have to learn a bit of every subject to decide what job to do when we'll grow up: teachers have already decided:)
@@giulia6232but if we have already decided, why can't we drop the other subjects?
You do realise the teachers don’t make curriculum decisions? Hopefully? Also in Australia at least my school we can, you know, make decisions for practicality later on in life.
“when you feel bugs on you, but there really aren’t any bugs, are they the ghosts of the bugs you’ve killed?”
no, it’s my leg hair moving
Lol😂😂😂
Or my earphone cable
I always feel worms or some shit crawlin on me when im under the blanket sleeping
@@deeziltheskibidiSame,Like the fuck-
@@xo.scarlzs bro what
"Your alarm clock is your theme song"
Me who doesn't have an alarm: I guess I don't have plot armor then...
Me
props to the guy who showers all day just for us to enjoy a minute long video
Nah bro, he took it from someone
@MSMClubbox-mr4ul 💀💀
coocoolcoolcol
@@Timesavingideas555 are you okey?😅
@MSMClubbox-mr4ulNah don't believe that dude, someone actually showers that long
Bro Just Roasted The Principal's Whole School😂
Is it just me that has heard most of these shower thoughts?
@@Anthony-ct1kli saw a different video with the exact same thoughts before
But it would be really hard for one teacher to grade litterally everyone's work on their own (not talking abt elementary sibce they only have 1 class)
Phonk music starts to play
@@Anthony-ct1klme too I saw it on Ryan lomhard
“You become a vacuum cleaner”
*me imagining the ‘head’ of the vacuum being replaced with my head licking the floor and then falling to the ground laughing*
😂
No s*it.
Same sh*t happens to me all the time.
BAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA
And if you throw a cigarette out of a boat, the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
"only thives want to see you succeed"
teachers:
family:
friends:
@@CaekGuyalso fake friends
there are plenty of successful people to steal from,why would a thief want you to succeed?
Not really our teachers they don't care
@@humility-righteous-givingexactly, they want you to succeed so they can steal from you
Teachers want you to be dumb
Family wants you to be family less
And friends want you to be lonely
" Only the thieves want you to succeed."
That thief has more hope on me than my own family 💀
Edit 2: I cant belive i actually getting likes, tysm y'all again, love y'all, take care!! 💗
"no comments"
No problem 😊
You have a family lucky self reflection of me:🤓
I don't think anyone thought about insurance companies tho
Thieves want you to succeed just to steal from you
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
Minds who weren't physically broken in half
👇
Beggar
bro exposed lawyers, cops, doctors, and mechanics all at once 💀💀💀💀
By the way guys, the “bugs” you feel on you aren’t bugs you have killed’s ghosts. This feeling on your body can be triggered by air blowing or other small things. The air blowing can twist a singular hair on your body making it feel like bugs are on you when they actually aren’t. Hope this helped :)👍
And that's how you ruin it. (sorry it's true)
Yeah 👍🏽 it's weird 😕 😐
That sounds like some story a ghost bug would tell in order to let its victims' guards down
its the blood some times you can fell the blood even you cant
I guess my theme song is "ÆHHHH ÆHHHHH ÆHHHHH ÆHHHHHH ÆHHHHHHH"
Someone actually asked the English teacher the 6th one, and the teacher said that the teachers were specialists in specific subjects, and the students are learning all of them to find out what they could possibly specialise in.
@guri01mehra75a student doesn't need to be a teacher to learn what they are good and bad at
Exactly I said this in my mind when he said it
Hi
No one told me that... I just tought that😂
@@gerditwin1828
example if kid is amazing maths he can be amazing cs or in bio he can be doctor
Bro made me rethink life 💀
"why is it called taking a dump when your leaving it" 💀
Because you’re taking the dump out of your butt
💀
"IF ONE TEACHER CAN'T TEACH ALL SUBJECTS SO WHY ONE CHILD IS EXPECTED TO STUDY ALL SUBJECT"
This line made me like the video. 😂😂😂
The teachers also studied all of the subjects in the past
@@mutahirartist1598no shit
@@PinataPibadi they did I am not a liar you are shit 🖕🖕🖕
Me too
@@PinataPibadi fym no shit...? Where did your common sense go buddy???
Elementary teachers: “I don’t have such weakness”
TEAM TIME AND RTI MATH:You don't dare to not remember me
YOU COPIED SOMEONE 👈
"Cacon and Bookies" 💀😂
"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode"
POV: your ringtone is a metal pipe falling aggresively
bro that would woke my neighbors also 😅
POV:Your ring tone is 10 duck’s quacking at once 😅
@@avgamer7983 thats exactly what happened after my ringtone goes off
Mine is that "AUUUGH" sound on full volume 💀
POV:YOUR alarm ringtone is Rick Astleys hit song we all know
Bro roasted the education system 💀💀
ELEMETERY SCHOOLS
If yall use your brain, those same teachers at our age also did all those subjects we do and later they chose one subject to persue, similarly we also can be teachers in a specific subject
"Every time you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner." 😂😂😂 I'm almost embarrassed to admit how I cackled at that.
*monarchy*
“Multiple teachers are involved to teach all subjects”
Elementary teachers left the chat
Fr
Except for electives
Yeah about that ! I've got no alarms
Me to
Same here
Then how are you standing up in the morning?
@@Isi_853 you literally just, wake up? It's not like your body can't do that themselves
@@timthesillioiryea in my country wake up time is five am so I got used to walking early
Ryan fr needs more recognition
Yesssss
God that's so true
i instantly knew all of these were stolen
For real
ai voice saying random facts you can find online with videos to keep you watching channels really need more recognition
The first hone actually kinda hits
True
This actually hits
Yea, I always feels Bugs on myself and ive killed so many animals (not really my chicken ate them)
I think those are micro bug
@@MadaraUchiha-jg1lpno 🤦♂️
I can’t stop thinking about the “you’re technically the youngest person on earth” one. 😂
As a person with multiple alarms with multiple alarm tones, I see this a win
Elementary Teachers: I have no such weakness
I have literally heard all of these more than 27 times
Fr
Carzeyy facts
Me too
Me too
Same
The last one is mind blowing🤯
"Everytime you clean a vacum cleaner, you become a vacum cleaner" 💀
The amount of bugs and insects I have killed is a crazy amout 💀💀💀
Yep
No I never killed
Me too
bros the nicest person ever@@ankitadwivedi106
@@ankitadwivedi106weak
Ryan's calling his LAWYER
Yessir that's what thought but instead of his lawer I thought credits. Should this dude give credits to him
Yeah needs credits
Yeah
Only thieves cause they steal your things WOW THAT HIT HARD DAMN
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
*elementary school teachers have left the chat*
Bro I had to start rotating in 3rd grade like XD
SAME XDD 😂😂😂
Ikr
plus teachers that only teach one subject teach multiple classes so they dont have time for other subjects. and at my school most teachers teach 2-3 subjects anyway
Elementary teachers left the chat.
True
Yes, but as soon as it starts to get hard, they split up
TEACHERS WAS STUDENT TOO WHY THEY DONT ACCEPT IT?
Not really, I had 2 teachers until 3rd Grade, I had 3 teachers in 4th and 5th Grade, 2 teachers in 6th Grade, 3 in 7th Grade (yes, 6th and 7th were middle school) and rn in the 8th grade with 4 teachers
Japanese teachers upto 5 grade: we don't have such weakness
The first one got my jaw dropped no joke
Primary school teachers: I have no such weaknesses!
FR
"Friend:Wishing you prosperity Ryan
Ryan: ... Is that my PlayStation?"
I suppose you are referring to the youtuber Ryan Lombard, sir
@@faizali906 indeed, good sir
“One teacher can’t teach all subjects”
Elementary school teachers:
Frfr bro there like wtf
What about PE, music, library, and art
@@SkyTheMushroom Those dont count
I WAS ABT TO COMMENT THIS
@@SkyTheMushroomaren’t core classes
This is officially one of my favorite vids! 💯
elementary school teachers:
*I have no such weaknesses.*
Bro got everyone's job roasted except criminals 💀
Technically police get payed by taxes so their pay is the same just the job gets harder
Meanwhile my teacher who teaches all subjects:
Yeah like during primary school
lol
Physical Edication? Art? Music? Math? English? History?
@@Not4youuuall above but there were a few lessons on art and music
@@Not4youuu yep
This actually makes a lot of sense
"We don't expect you to study all of them. We just want you to find something that you are good at."
-Random goody teacher
Nope
Then why do our parents expect us to get a degree-
@@yuu0450 Thats your parents problem, not the teacher one
Bro speaking straight up facts
"If one teacher can't teach all subjects so why is one child expected to study all subjects" had me question all of my life choices👁️👄👁️
Same
the teachers and the students is sooo true
I don't have a alarm clock so I guess "JENSOSNSJ IM READYAAYAY EEEEEAB MOM WAKE UP NOW" is my theme song
I wish yall to be succeeded in your life😊
You too❤,so kind
so you are a thief ?
I hope you a vision a good vision 😀
Formication is a specific type of hallucination that feels like insects crawling in, on or underneath your skin. The name “formication” comes from the word “formica,” which is the Latin word for “ant.”
Certain areas in your brain work cooperatively to process signals from your tactile sense (informally known as your sense of touch). Tactile hallucinations are when those brain areas act like they’re processing signals from your body even though there aren’t any such signals.
Because your brain is acting like its receiving signals, these hallucinations feel completely real. A person having them may struggle to tell the difference between what’s real and what’s not. People who experience this hallucination often feel an immediate - and even uncontrollable - urge to scratch or pick at the area of skin affected. This often leads to skin-picking or causing injuries to the skin and tissues underneath.
Hope that help clear your thoughts on feeling certain things like that 😊
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Wow
Im still confused on why my skin feels like its throbbing for no reason
I thought you said "fornication"😂
You literally broke my brain😭
today my teacher said “i’m not bringing your guys work home to grade, i have a life.” but she gives us homework everyday😀
Ik
The American anthem is crazy 💀
What Anthem?
Elementary school teacher’s:👁️👄👁️
Edit:momma I’m famous!!
Omg 😂
I thought that was only in my country
fr
Well but that’s only the most basic level of everything. We still have to know all the complex stuff from all the subjects in high school which teachers don’t.
Teachers*
The vacuum one really got me
Thank you for making my day completely high-rank.
You earn a yellow belt
Why are we seeing these nonsense pictures when they have nothing to do with what you're saying?
These pictures isn’t or what you mean
because I’m talking about the views.
Bro just stole Ryan's shower thoughts 💀
Ikr finally someone who knows the truth
The excitement in the ai voice 💀💀
I love your videos
Thieves want to see you rich and good so they can steal from you and leave you bad💀
This channel deserves an Oscar😍
"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song"
*GOOD MORNING USA-*
I GOT A FEELING THAT ITS GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY
THE SUN IS SMILING WITH A BEAUTIFUL FACE!
My alarm song: *vibrations* 😑
@DansGames94🤐
@@flower_flowler AND ITS SHINING TO SALUTE TO THE AMERICAN RACE!
They didn't shatter my f****** mind
“ when you wait for a waiter, you become the waiter”
Edit: OMG 60 LIKES!?!?!?
TYSM YALL 😛😁
Second edit: MOM I PINCHED MYSELF TOO HARD NOW IM BLEEDING 😭😭
Third edit: tysm yall! I never thought I could get this much likes! (Btw, a few people were complaining in the comments that the edit ruined the comment so I put the edit lower for them.
Your smart as hell😳😳😳
wait.. that actually makes sense omg
You should buy his RUclips channel😂😂😂
yo thats actually facts... 🤩
You ruined the comment with your edit.
if you feel bugs on you but there aren't any, then its just your small tiny hairs on your body moving in the wind
In most schools in New Zealand, there is one teacher teacher in each class who teaches all the subjects students are required to learn.
Yeah but is that all school and all ages or just primary
Yeah for primary and int, but high is heaps of different teachers
"Only thieves want to get you succed" hits duffrent
As a person with lice, i see this as an absolute win
The flies I killed: you may have got us, but now we must watch your every move
My math teacher actually answered one of the questions here, a student asked ‘why do teachers only teach one subject but students should learn all subjects’
She said that it was because teachers already have decided what they want to be but students haven’t/still aren’t what they want to be
Yeah. If I'm not wrong my Portuguese teacher said she had to learn Latin to become a teacher. I don't have to learn Latin to know the basics of Portuguese grammar, but she had, because she wanted to become a teacher.
This man is right teachers are only teachers not just to teach us but to teach themselves.
IF YOU SWEAT IN A SWEATER AREN'T YOUR THE SWEATER?
EDIT:thx for 100 likes:/!!!!
Blud u didnt even edit the comment💀
@@ItsDr1ft Youre right, He only have 6 likes and NO EDITS
Babe u only have 7 likes 💀
Na 6 💀
@@AAA_Rickroller what do you mean i typed 6 likes-_-
Ok so the one about teachers its because the teacher has mastered that subject and knows far more then what they teach.
You're one of the teachers fav student aren't you 💀
@@stgaming8721Well yes, but accually yes, pretty much yes, so yes.🗿
@@stgaming8721 I'm failing 3 classes🫠
@@Furkanishere high 🌚?
@@stgaming8721 at what?🗿
Yeah, and that's why I tell everyone to succeed in their life and when their success becomes too much I take some of them for myself.
What a generous person I am. If you also think that just leave a like.
*Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode*
it means I play my theme song at least 10 times a day...💀
The editors had ADHD(i think thats what that is,right?)
"Wishing you prosperity, Ryaaannn!"
"Wait is that my PS5?"
this never leaves my head
I wish you to succeed! (Steals his wallet)
Haha
*"Your Best Nightmare plays"*
-Hello guys and welcome back to "My daily suffering" Episode 6000! Today, we're doing exactly what we did yesterday (pls kill me)!🙂
(Also I'm talking to myself)
You made me subscribe
In Hong Kong, we don't need to study all the subjects
Cause teachers already studied all the subjects
⬇️
😂 you ok?
question why do thiefs likes to see us successful?
So we have good loot
To rob us
@@tridantausvalactaus oh right because if we're successful the thieves would just steak from us
Yeah
@@i_am_you_2Btw it is “steal” js saying 😊
This is elite cameraman Allright
Nah the first one me whem i stand up for ro long💀
THE FIRST ONE IS SO REAL FOR THAT IT ALWAYS FEEL THAT WAY
“ your alarm sound is technically
Your theme song bc it plays
At the start of
Every episode “
Damn guess my moms moms my theme song
‘This picture is our youngest picture’💀
Hahah I use to tell my friends every day the “bacon and cookies” such great times! Getting your foot stepped on and getting your amazing compliments from your classmates is amazing!
This is why I don't have any shower thoughts ☠️😡☠️
Wow this guy is so enlightening.
You said alarm and my alarm went off