0:00 - 0:04 Max's famous quote from the intro of Max Payne 1, when Max Payne narrates in the opening (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Prologue) and last chapter of the game (Part 3 - "A Bit Closer to Heaven" Chapter Eight - "Pain and Suffering") **(Full original quote: "They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.")** 0:04 - 0:10 Max's quote when Max Payne was about to execute Angelo Punchinello in Max Payne 1 Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter Five - "Angel of Death" **(Full original quote: "He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass.* *I wasn't selling any.")** 0:10 - 0:14 Max's quote when meeting and talking with Mona Sax in Max Payne 1 (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Prologue) **(Full original quote: "Sure, and you can check my credentials splattered all over this joint.")** 0:14 - 0:20 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne tries preventing Valerie Winterson from shooting Mona Sax. (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Chapter Six - "The Genius of the Hole") **(Full original quote: "As surely as the bullet rips through the victim's flesh, organ and bone, it shatters the image of the man who presses the trigger.")** 0:20 - 0:22 Max's quote from Max Payne 2 in the NYPD department, when Winterson was informing the situation of Max and Mona. (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Prologue) **(Full original quote: "Everything had started out as black and white. Somewhere down the road the line went blurry. The colors started to run, got smudged and gray. Winterson had been above my suspicion. It felt like a goodbye.")** 0:22 - 0:26 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Mona Sax gets killed in the Aesir Headquarters elevators (Part 3 - "A Bit Closer to Heaven" Chapter Six - "Nothing to Lose") **(Full original quote: "She was a nice girl, not really a stone-cold killer, and now she was stone-cold dead.")** 0:26 - 0:32 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max was going in Punchinello's manor to kill Angelo Punchinello (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter Five - "Angel of Death") **(Full original quote: "It wasn't about how smart or how good you were. It was chaos and luck, and anyone who thought different was a fool.")** 0:32 - 0:37 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max goes to enter the back door of the warehouse in Part 1 - "Into the darkness" Chapter One - "Elevator Doors" **(Full original quote: "With no way to deal with the past, I kept my eyes on the road, off the rearview mirror and the roadkill behind me.")** 0:37 - 0:40 Max's quote when Max Payne meets Vladimir Lem for the second time in Max Payne 1 (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter One - "The baseball bat") **(Full original quote: "I would have laughed, if I could have remembered how.")** 0:40 - 0:420:42 - 0:46 Max's quotes in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Seven - "Police Brutality") **(Full original quote: "There was no glory in this. I hadn't asked for this crap. Trouble had come to me, in big dark swarms. The good and the just, they were like gold dust in this city.")** 0:46 - 0:51 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne was unconscious, and Mona Sax tried to wake up Max Payne. (Part 3 - "Waking Up from the American Dream" Chapter Five - "A Losing Game") (for some reason this one is really different) **(Full original quote: "Death is inevitable.* *Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. It's a losing game, without passion you already dead.")** 0:51 - 0:55 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne confronted Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Xix - "Fear That Gives Men Wings") **(Full original quote: "Vinnie Gognitti, just the man i've been killing to see.")** 0:55 - 0:59 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Nicole Horne injects Max Payne with Valkyr, making Max Payne have an Valkyr overdose (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter Five - "Angel of Death") **(Full original quote: "You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash.")** 0:59 - 1:01 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max gets tortured by Frankie "The Bat" Niagara (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter One - "The Baseball Bat") **(Full original quote: "You play, you pay, you bastard.")** 1:01 - 1:06 Max's quote when Max Payne reads Vinnie Gognitti's letter in Max Payne 1 (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Five - "Let the Gun Do the Talking") **(Full original quote: "As it had turned out, the Russian had plenty of guts.* *One thing you could count on, you push a man too far, and sooner or later he'd start pushing back.")** 1:06 - 1:12 Max's quote when discarding one of the papers in the Finito brothers building (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Three - "Playing it Bogart") **(Full original quote: "Collecting evidence had gotten old a few hundred bullets back. I was already so far past the point-of-no-return I couldn't even remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.")** 1:12 - 1:15 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was walking towards the finito brothers building looking for Jack Lupino. (Part 1 - "The American dream" Chapter Three - "Playing it Bogart") **(Full original quote: Lupino thought he could get to us by taking out Alex and leaving me to take the fall for it. All he had gotten was my attention.)** 1:15 - 1:19 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 at the start of the game. (Part 1 - "Into the Darkness" Prologue) **(Full original quote: "The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love.* *Or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.")** 1:19 - 1:25 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max jumps out a window off a building under construction and falls to the ground, eventually getting stuck for a bit while Mona Sax protects Max Payne with a Dragunov. (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Chapter Five - "Out of the Window") **(Full original quote: "Throw the rules out of the window, odds are you'll go that way too. This hadn't been my first fall in the night. Still just a prelude to the real deal, still a long way to the bottom. I couldn't live without her.")** 1:25 - 1:29 Max's quote before getting shot in the head by Vladimir Lem in Max Payne 2 (Part 3 - "Waking Up from the American Dream" Chapter Six - "There Are No Happy Endings") **(Full original quote: "Einstein was right. Time is relative to the observer. When you are looking down the barrel of a gun time slows down, your whole life flashes by, heartbreak and scars. Stay with it, and you can live a lifetime in that split second.")** 1:29 - 1:34 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne goes to kill Vladimir Lem at Woden's manor. (Part 3 - "Waking Up From The American Dream" Chapter Eight - "That Old Familiar Feeling") **(Full original quote: "One last thing left to do. I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back. One bullet at a time.")** 1:34 - 1:37 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne shoots Vinnie Gognitti and Max Payne fights a bunch of Vinnie Gognitti's mobsters. (Part 1 - "The American dream" Chapter Six - "Fear That Gives Men Wings" **(Full original quote: "Gognitti bailed, I made like Chow yun fat.")** 1:37 - 1:39 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter seven - "Police Brutality") (again?) **(Full original quote: Vinnie Gognitti ran out of steam in a dead end alley with steam boiling out of the sewer grates like all the fires of hell were burning high beneath us.* *It was shakedown time.")** 1:39 - 1:42 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter seven - "Police Brutality") (again, and again, and again...) **(Full original quote: Just me and the gun, and the crook.* *My option had decreased to a singular course.")** 1:42 - 1:46 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti, but Vinnie Gognitti tells Max Payne where Lupino is located (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Seven - "Police Brutality") (yet again) **(Full original quote: "Your rights will be read at your funeral.")** 1:46 - 1:52 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Valerie Winterson is about to shoot Mona Sax (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Chapter Six - "The Genius of the Hole") **(Full original quote: "Firing a gun is a binary choice. You either pull the trigger or you don't.")** 1:52 - 1:55 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 in "Previously, on Max Payne" **(Full original quote: "I lied to myself that it was over. I was still alive. My loved ones were still dead. It wasn't over.")** 1:55 - 2:01 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne walks to Woden's manor to kill Vladimir Lem, but Mona Sax talks with Max Payne and eventually Mona Sax follows Max Payne (Part 3 - "Waking Up from the American Dream" Chapter Six - "There Are No Happy Endings") **(Full original quote: "I didn't deserve to walk away. There are no happy endings. It was too late. I couldn't trust her. Not before I had seen this through.")**
These are great! Its almost kinda fitting to hear old max, desperately and possibly drunkenly yelling his old quotes at dead bodies, as if trying to prove to himself hes not the washed up innebriated ex cop he thinks he is
Imagine the remake of MP1 having a "rampage" mode separate from Bullet Time, similar to Trevor's in GTAV where Max screams these quotes while blowing away thugs into bloody smears.
I HAD A BULLET WITH HER NAME ON IT! I HAD 10,000 BULLETS WITH HER NAME ON THEM! I HAD A DREAM OF MY WIFE! SHE WAS DEAD! IT WASN'T ALRIGHT! THE SMART THING TO DO WOULD BE TO SKIP TOWN! GUESS I WASN'T SO SMART! COLLECTING EVIDENCE GOT OLD A FEW HUNDRED BULLETS BACK! TO MAKE ANY SENSE OF IT I HAVE TO GO BACK THREE YEARS, BACK TO THE NIGHT THE PAIN STARTED!
While this max is interesting to see, they quite missed the mark. Would have been better if he was more snarky and angst filled than hyper and action filled. I suppose this is how mp1 gameplay would sound like if manifested into Max. Fun nonetheless though.
Max really thought there was an appropriate amount of time in the middle of a multiplayer gang war to say these quotes... and his audience is dead lmao so whats the point?
0:00 - 0:04 Max's famous quote from the intro of Max Payne 1, when Max Payne narrates in the opening (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Prologue) and last chapter of the game (Part 3 - "A Bit Closer to Heaven" Chapter Eight - "Pain and Suffering")
**(Full original quote: "They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.")**
0:04 - 0:10 Max's quote when Max Payne was about to execute Angelo Punchinello in Max Payne 1 Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter Five - "Angel of Death"
**(Full original quote: "He was trying to buy more sand for his hourglass.*
*I wasn't selling any.")**
0:10 - 0:14 Max's quote when meeting and talking with Mona Sax in Max Payne 1 (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Prologue)
**(Full original quote: "Sure, and you can check my credentials splattered all over this joint.")**
0:14 - 0:20 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne tries preventing Valerie Winterson from shooting Mona Sax. (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Chapter Six - "The Genius of the Hole")
**(Full original quote: "As surely as the bullet rips through the victim's flesh, organ and bone, it shatters the image of the man who presses the trigger.")**
0:20 - 0:22 Max's quote from Max Payne 2 in the NYPD department, when Winterson was informing the situation of Max and Mona. (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Prologue)
**(Full original quote: "Everything had started out as black and white. Somewhere down the road the line went blurry. The colors started to run, got smudged and gray. Winterson had been above my suspicion. It felt like a goodbye.")**
0:22 - 0:26 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Mona Sax gets killed in the Aesir Headquarters elevators (Part 3 - "A Bit Closer to Heaven" Chapter Six - "Nothing to Lose")
**(Full original quote: "She was a nice girl, not really a stone-cold killer, and now she was stone-cold dead.")**
0:26 - 0:32 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max was going in Punchinello's manor to kill Angelo Punchinello (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter Five - "Angel of Death")
**(Full original quote: "It wasn't about how smart or how good you were. It was chaos and luck, and anyone who thought different was a fool.")**
0:32 - 0:37 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max goes to enter the back door of the warehouse in Part 1 - "Into the darkness" Chapter One - "Elevator Doors"
**(Full original quote: "With no way to deal with the past, I kept my eyes on the road, off the rearview mirror and the roadkill behind me.")**
0:37 - 0:40 Max's quote when Max Payne meets Vladimir Lem for the second time in Max Payne 1 (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter One - "The baseball bat")
**(Full original quote: "I would have laughed, if I could have remembered how.")**
0:40 - 0:42 0:42 - 0:46 Max's quotes in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Seven - "Police Brutality")
**(Full original quote: "There was no glory in this. I hadn't asked for this crap. Trouble had come to me, in big dark swarms. The good and the just, they were like gold dust in this city.")**
0:46 - 0:51 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne was unconscious, and Mona Sax tried to wake up Max Payne. (Part 3 - "Waking Up from the American Dream" Chapter Five - "A Losing Game") (for some reason this one is really different)
**(Full original quote: "Death is inevitable.*
*Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. It's a losing game, without passion you already dead.")**
0:51 - 0:55 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne confronted Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Xix - "Fear That Gives Men Wings")
**(Full original quote: "Vinnie Gognitti, just the man i've been killing to see.")**
0:55 - 0:59 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Nicole Horne injects Max Payne with Valkyr, making Max Payne have an Valkyr overdose (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter Five - "Angel of Death")
**(Full original quote: "You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash.")**
0:59 - 1:01 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max gets tortured by Frankie "The Bat" Niagara (Part 2 - "A Cold Day in Hell" Chapter One - "The Baseball Bat")
**(Full original quote: "You play, you pay, you bastard.")**
1:01 - 1:06 Max's quote when Max Payne reads Vinnie Gognitti's letter in Max Payne 1 (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Five - "Let the Gun Do the Talking")
**(Full original quote: "As it had turned out, the Russian had plenty of guts.*
*One thing you could count on, you push a man too far, and sooner or later he'd start pushing back.")**
1:06 - 1:12 Max's quote when discarding one of the papers in the Finito brothers building (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Three - "Playing it Bogart")
**(Full original quote: "Collecting evidence had gotten old a few hundred bullets back. I was already so far past the point-of-no-return I couldn't even remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.")**
1:12 - 1:15 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was walking towards the finito brothers building looking for Jack Lupino. (Part 1 - "The American dream" Chapter Three - "Playing it Bogart")
**(Full original quote: Lupino thought he could get to us by taking out Alex and leaving me to take the fall for it. All he had gotten was my attention.)**
1:15 - 1:19 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 at the start of the game. (Part 1 - "Into the Darkness" Prologue)
**(Full original quote: "The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love.*
*Or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.")**
1:19 - 1:25 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max jumps out a window off a building under construction and falls to the ground, eventually getting stuck for a bit while Mona Sax protects Max Payne with a Dragunov. (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Chapter Five - "Out of the Window")
**(Full original quote: "Throw the rules out of the window, odds are you'll go that way too. This hadn't been my first fall in the night. Still just a prelude to the real deal, still a long way to the bottom. I couldn't live without her.")**
1:25 - 1:29 Max's quote before getting shot in the head by Vladimir Lem in Max Payne 2 (Part 3 - "Waking Up from the American Dream" Chapter Six - "There Are No Happy Endings")
**(Full original quote: "Einstein was right. Time is relative to the observer. When you are looking down the barrel of a gun time slows down, your whole life flashes by, heartbreak and scars. Stay with it, and you can live a lifetime in that split second.")**
1:29 - 1:34 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne goes to kill Vladimir Lem at Woden's manor. (Part 3 - "Waking Up From The American Dream" Chapter Eight - "That Old Familiar Feeling")
**(Full original quote: "One last thing left to do. I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back. One bullet at a time.")**
1:34 - 1:37 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne shoots Vinnie Gognitti and Max Payne fights a bunch of Vinnie Gognitti's mobsters. (Part 1 - "The American dream" Chapter Six - "Fear That Gives Men Wings"
**(Full original quote: "Gognitti bailed, I made like Chow yun fat.")**
1:37 - 1:39 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter seven - "Police Brutality") (again?)
**(Full original quote: Vinnie Gognitti ran out of steam in a dead end alley with steam boiling out of the sewer grates like all the fires of hell were burning high beneath us.*
*It was shakedown time.")**
1:39 - 1:42 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter seven - "Police Brutality") (again, and again, and again...)
**(Full original quote: Just me and the gun, and the crook.*
*My option had decreased to a singular course.")**
1:42 - 1:46 Max's quote in Max Payne 1 when Max Payne was about to execute Vinnie Gognitti, but Vinnie Gognitti tells Max Payne where Lupino is located (Part 1 - "The American Dream" Chapter Seven - "Police Brutality") (yet again)
**(Full original quote: "Your rights will be read at your funeral.")**
1:46 - 1:52 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Valerie Winterson is about to shoot Mona Sax (Part 2 - "A Binary Choice" Chapter Six - "The Genius of the Hole")
**(Full original quote: "Firing a gun is a binary choice. You either pull the trigger or you don't.")**
1:52 - 1:55 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 in "Previously, on Max Payne"
**(Full original quote: "I lied to myself that it was over. I was still alive. My loved ones were still dead. It wasn't over.")**
1:55 - 2:01 Max's quote in Max Payne 2 when Max Payne walks to Woden's manor to kill Vladimir Lem, but Mona Sax talks with Max Payne and eventually Mona Sax follows Max Payne (Part 3 - "Waking Up from the American Dream" Chapter Six - "There Are No Happy Endings")
**(Full original quote: "I didn't deserve to walk away. There are no happy endings. It was too late. I couldn't trust her. Not before I had seen this through.")**
Bro some of these dont even make sense for Max to be screaming during a gunfight and its beautiful
These are great! Its almost kinda fitting to hear old max, desperately and possibly drunkenly yelling his old quotes at dead bodies, as if trying to prove to himself hes not the washed up innebriated ex cop he thinks he is
You want Payne? I'll give you Payne!
you play you pay ya BASTARD!
2012's Dracula Flow
You play you pay, you bastard.
Imagine the remake of MP1 having a "rampage" mode separate from Bullet Time, similar to Trevor's in GTAV where Max screams these quotes while blowing away thugs into bloody smears.
I HAD A BULLET WITH HER NAME ON IT! I HAD 10,000 BULLETS WITH HER NAME ON THEM!
I HAD A DREAM OF MY WIFE! SHE WAS DEAD! IT WASN'T ALRIGHT!
THE SMART THING TO DO WOULD BE TO SKIP TOWN! GUESS I WASN'T SO SMART!
COLLECTING EVIDENCE GOT OLD A FEW HUNDRED BULLETS BACK!
TO MAKE ANY SENSE OF IT I HAVE TO GO BACK THREE YEARS, BACK TO THE NIGHT THE PAIN STARTED!
Dracula Flow
max: he try to buy more sand for he's hour glass I told him I wasn't selling any
anikin: (crys uncontrolablle)
RIP
Teacher: dont humiliate the other team
Me playing paper war:
1:35 never expected a chow yun fat reference from classic max...
While this max is interesting to see, they quite missed the mark. Would have been better if he was more snarky and angst filled than hyper and action filled. I suppose this is how mp1 gameplay would sound like if manifested into Max. Fun nonetheless though.
0:55 my favorite.
Could you post the regular max multiplayer quotes? If i remember correctly those are equally hilarious
Yeah sure, I'll look for it
It would be awesome if you could upload all the quotes that max says when you are in a vendetta with somebody in the multiplayer, they are awesome.
Yeah I ended up finding out where that audio is but it's compressed so I can't export the audio like I did with this one, sorry.
They can't be heard in multiplayer, can they? All I heard was "I keep my eyes on the road"
I forgot that the quotes when you activate the burst, perks, skills on the multiplayer are awesome too!, please upload if you can
hes voice kinda remind me of Michal
@@badreedinedjellali1328 What u mean with Michal?
@Shiori lol
"WHAT DUH?"
also i need to know.. classic max like the skin? or did rockstar change the lines?
Would you be able post Max's announcer quotes? For the vendettas and bursts? That would be much appreciated
I would but when I checked I found out all the audio was compressed so there's no way for me to take the audio out like I did with this one, sorry.
What about Max Payne 2 Max? Or whatever he's called here?
Max really thought there was an appropriate amount of time in the middle of a multiplayer gang war to say these quotes... and his audience is dead lmao so whats the point?
Do join the r/maxpayne subreddit
This game is sooooo bad
Fool
What a dummy you are
Cap lol, but max is so long winded
did you ever play max Payne
@@badreedinedjellali1328Yes but that was 2 years ago so things changed a bit