Bro my father owns a Glock and he just got home and before he came inside I heard him say someone is outside my house Glock in hand and I could not stop laughing
I passed one of those videos once that was titled "I surprised my best friend by sucking his di-" One of the most absurd ones I've seen in a while (Read the following sentence at your own risk) I never though I'd hear the sentence " *And I started munching his pickle so fast that juice squirted all over my face* " #Iamtraumatisedsendhelp
Anyway here's a chocolate chip cupcake recipe Ingredients: 1 ⅓ cups all-purpose flour ½ teaspoon baking powder ¼ teaspoon baking soda ¼ teaspoon salt *⅓ cup unsalted butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 1 large egg, room temperature 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ¾ cup milk Chocolate chips (amount to your preference, mini chips recommended) Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a 12-cup muffin tin with cupcake liners. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Using a hand mixer or stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream together the softened butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Beat in the egg and vanilla extract until well combined. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients alternately with the milk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until just combined, be careful not to overmix. Gently fold in the chocolate chips with a spatula. Divide the batter evenly among the prepared cupcake liners, filling them about⅔ full. Bake for 16-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Let the cupcakes cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely. Frosting Tips: Once the cupcakes are cool, you can frost them with your favorite frosting recipe. Chocolate, vanilla, or cream cheese frosting all pair well with chocolate chip cupcakes. Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cupcakes!
Man jest showed up on RUclips and made everyone's lives better I'm very grateful for that
jest? 😑
@@fh_jordanminor spelling mistake? 😑
@@pasta_factory1MINOR???? bro the letter “e” is so far away from the letter “u” in the keyboard💀💀
@@Azmeyofficial how does that not make it a minor spelling mistake 💀💀 maybe they’re English isn’t their first language
why do yall care so much they messed up one word it’s still readable
"Do not die, it will make you dead."
That shit kill you
OKAY THATS GOOD
Thanks for the tip 👍👍
Bro, I almost died thank you so much
This fr saved my life 🥹
The first one got me cracked up because the amount of times they repeat the same words is crazy
When the unexpected is happening unexpectedly, sometimes we must solution to the problem to solution problem solution to problem
500th like
We have the same pfp!!!!!!!!
@@aesthepro420lol j heard that in a video…
*”C H A I R”*
1.3k like
THE 5 SHOCKINGLY SHOCKINGLY FACTS THAT WILL SHOCK THE ROCKS OUT OF YOUR SOCKS GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro that last one was basically just “Don’t kill yourself! You’ll die from it!”
*unalive
@@ZipZapAndDogAreGone no. No that’s not what I meant.
@@I_is_in_fact_an_egg the joke is that most RUclipsrs use “unalive” instead of kill or die.
Have.. Have I found Felix's lost egg? Are you Felix's lost egg?? 🐥🥚
@@6butterCatz uhhhh… no.
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of ur socks" i started laughing like a hyena💀💀
😂😂😂😂
Same 😭
Wild
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks" 💀
"The last one will shock you!"
The last one is don't jump off a blinding
@@CarsonParks-v4uyou mean building
@@THE_DARKNES_HAS_FALLEN yes sorry
There are rocks in my socks? That Shocks!
“5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the Rocks out of your socks” got me laughing up a storm😂😂😂😂😂
“Don’t do suicide, shit kills you.”
-Yoda
(Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE 21K LIKES!!)
Don't you mean, "do suicide don't, kills you shit"
@@thundero_piniginidomt you mean “uoy sillk tihs, edicius od tnod” ?
“Couldve told me that before i died”
-my father
@@F3RN._Zzz I think my man just had a Stoke 💀
@@Indigonix IM SORRY BUT LIKE-
“Don’t do suicide, I tried once and almost died.”
ALMOST??!?!
YO THATS CRAZY HUH IM AMAZING
💀☠️💀☠️💀
Attention seeker no one wanna know abt your personal info
funniest shi i've seen all day
"Glock in hand" HAD ME DYING! 🤣
(Edit) MOM IM FAMOUS
I thought he said lock in hand 💀
It said lock in hand
@@MichaelHaleySr. Autocorrect bro💀🙏
yes you would literally be dying
BRO ME TO
"5 SHOCKINGLY SHOCKING FACTS THAT WILL SHOCK THE ROCKS OUT OF YOUR SOCKS" GOT MY DYING 😂
😂
😂
Thanks, It's almost like I've seen the video.
@@operxtor1619 lol idk this is rude or not….😂
Doctor sues ah narrator
"Do not kill yourself. 9 times out of 10, you will die."
What about the other 1 time? Do u just respawn?
@JoshuaMitchell-km8cmrelatable
@@CardinalCadetteyes
@@CardinalCadette totem of undying
@@CardinalCadette nah bro your just gonna get the last breath sans cutscene
Nah bro you ARE him 😂
Fr 😂😂😂
The TTS sounds White?
Erm actually the real text to speech guy is an AI voice 🤓☝
@@RinaldoRoman yeah no shit sherloock
An entire fucking discord server is outside my house
SAME
Same 😭. And they are all crackheads too 😭
Same 😭🙏🤞
Same, they’re all tally hall fans tho so we chill
mine is the entire discord server of 960 people that I moderate.
"Don't stop breathing. It will suffocate you."
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks" got me dying while rollin on the floor😂
Same
Tf
"DO NOT commit suicide, it will unalive you."
Yesssssss, keep falling for the reply bait you grammar warriors.
It hurts you😭
There is actually a bunch of none hurtful ways to off yourself
@@Zero36xmaybe it won’t hurt but it’ll still kill you-
Thats the point😂
@@O_nyx-thats the point
"HONEYY! DID YOU MAKE ONION RINGS? IT SMELLS GREA-"
-fucking dies-
Underrated comment💀
Bruh
Why did this make me laugh-
the audio makes it even more accurate 😭
YALL ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE SAID THE LAST ONE SAVED HIM ONCE💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀
💀 💀 💀 💀
💀💀💀💀
O
Bro proved their point 💀
exactly he doesn’t even sound like it
@@StormSurge2211he does-
tottalyyy brooooo
fr
@@mochiidannn ...sarcasm
"Never jump off a building. Fall Damage is enabled."
Bruh 😂
Me:COULD HAVE SAID THAT ANY SOONER?
okay i will try
edit: the game glitched and im flying
@@ツFRIED-CHICKENツ blud fr said "/gamemode @s c"
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will rock your socks off" got me laughing
The great chicken is here
Hi the Chicken of YT!!! :D
Everywhere again whyy😂
Chicken is on every meme😊
nooo u cant like bait, thats just what he said in the video!! ;-;
"FIVE SHOCKINGLY SHOCKING FACTS THAT WILL SHOCK THE ROCKS OUT OF YOUR SOCKS"got me dead😂
Same
"The last one saved me once"
If you wake up to the smell of burnt onions rings
do NOT turn on the light
"One flick of the light switch will blow up the entire country"
"One flick of the light swich will blow off the entire country" had me dead 💀
if I smell burnt onion rings I'd turn on the lights bc who cares about the entire country, I need to see at 3 am
Nah the whole video did 💀
Bro that doesnt mean shit in Europe
@@BrrveC-hess true that
its UP not OFF 😑
This is so funny I subscribed 😂😂😂😂🎉😊
@@LeighaHaag Ayy thanks so much!!
@adamtfm yeah I love your videos there so funny they make me laugh every time 🤣🤣😂🤣
I swear the next one would be like💀💀
“5 shocking shockingly facts that will shock the snickers out of your nickers”
I misread your comment
@@Hamzatuss AH HAIL NAW
I’m black
W h y
Knickers are the British words for boots. Just to make it clear
You know why I hate stairs? They're always up to something.
We should make this whole comment section sans puns
How do skeletons call their friends? On the tele-bone!
What do you call a pregnant black woman? 'Buy one get one free'
@@adamsmith6012nooooo 😭😭😭💀
@@adamsmith6012 OH HELL NA
Bro the fact that when he said the 7th person was outside your house is funny because the 7th person was a group chat called Duolingo lol😂😂😂
Oh no
Oh no
fly high brotha we miss you already ✊️😔🕊 🕊 💯 💯
You better not miss your damn streak
U MISSED YOUR LESSON
I couldn’t breathe. I was laughing so hard.😂
I automatically imagined the minecraft gameplay background 😭🙏🏻💀
Fr tho 😅
It’s either that or some random muck-bang or some random satisfying video in the background 😭😭😭💀💀💀
FR it's scary.
Why you gotta call me out like that ಥ_ಥ
Frr😭😭
“😈Glock in hand😈” got me shaking in my boots
Shiver me tembers
My 7th person after share and more is my grandma 💀😭
Bro my father owns a Glock and he just got home and before he came inside I heard him say someone is outside my house Glock in hand and I could not stop laughing
It was my neighbor
"Shock the rocks out of your socks" bro's spitting bars 🗣🗣🔥 Edit: This comment got way more attention then I thought it would
eminem been real quiet after this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Bro got bars
HE IS ON MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST AND I AINT GOT ONE 🔥🔥🔥☠️☠️☠️
fr
nah fr
Ur the CHILL text to Speach guy!
You are SO TOTALLY the TTS guy! 😭🙏
Not the freaking "shock the rocks out of your socks"
That got me rolling 😭😭😭
bro same lol
"5 shocking facts that will rock your socks off!"
what the chicken
when the chicken
why the chicken
How long do you scroll a day?
How the chicken
HELP!? WHY IS THE IMPRESSION SO GOOD
"Glock in hand"💀😭
That definitely shocked the rocks out of my socks. Thanks dude I was wondering why my feet were bleeding at an alarming rate.
Same
Why r u outside my house
@@Darealmelody Don't worry about it ;)
And they always start with that one fact that they never finish 😭
It's the light flickering in the camera shutter for me
Thanks for getting the rocks out of my socks! 😊
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED 💀🙏
The "5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks" got me rolling on the 😭💀
I can’t express how much I love this 😂😂😂
Not jumping off a building once saved me.😂
I started cracking up when he started using that voice😂😂😂😂😂
The 'share and then more' is so true 😭
We need a series
"one flick of a light switch will blow the entire country" 💀😭 me when i go to the bathroom at 3 AM:
XD😂
I just found this guy on my fyp somehow qnd now im not gonna stop watching his vids and laughing 😂😊
same!
“NEVER STOP BREATHING IT WILL KILL YOU”
Nah bro’s voice is too accurate😂🙌🏻
Crazy how i only have 3 people in my people for sharing
I said to my sister shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks and some stupid reason we both couldn’t stop laughing 😂
the rocks have been knocked out of my socks
😮
“5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of ur socks” got me dying😂😂😂❤
I swear one day I will hire you 🔥🔥🔥
I can confirm that the rocks have in fact been shocked out of my socks. 🙌🏻
Oh nah bro killed that voice 😂
Finally someone actually realizes that it’s the same voice we keep hearing in those videos
I don’t even know what the voice is called or who does it, and it’s really annoying
That shocked the rocks out of my socks
Omg thank you for 350 likes
FACTSSSSS
Hey guys why am I flat?
@@StewartLabBAthey just shocked the boulders out 😭😊
I FOUND MY FRIENDS COMENT AFTER LOOKING THROUGH 87 VIDS OF THINGS
How does this masterpiece not have more likes
“Shock the rocks out of your socks” crazy
This has giggling UNCONTROLLABLY
The FACT that real people type this stuff has me LAUGHING
I passed one of those videos once that was titled "I surprised my best friend by sucking his di-"
One of the most absurd ones I've seen in a while (Read the following sentence at your own risk)
I never though I'd hear the sentence " *And I started munching his pickle so fast that juice squirted all over my face* " #Iamtraumatisedsendhelp
"don't do suicide, that shit can kill you"
You copied from minecraftbwsteak
@@BLESSED-Yoshikage-Kira and
i tried it once and i almost fucking died, 0/10 i do not recommend
@@Jevil_theDevilbe original dumb ass 🥷🏾
i found this 2 months later, i didnt even see that comment
"5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks"🔥🗣
This is one of the funniest shorts I have seen
HELP ITS SO ACCURATE. THE MUSIC TOO
maybe their voice was in the TTS's dataset
bro i actually died of laughter
Same lol
The only thing to make this more authentic is the ai randomly sounding drunk
0:05 "5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks" 🤣💀
the pack of lions is always the fucking best humor ever
Bro, the 7th person when I hit share and more, is probably the most innocent people I’ve ever met, why tf would they have a Glock????
"Almost everybody is elergic to death
the mysterious ahh music made this better😭😭
mans even got soundproof wall design,
cmon now you ain't foolin nobody
You had no idea how much it made me laugh
Anyway here's a chocolate chip cupcake recipe
Ingredients:
1 ⅓ cups all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon baking powder
¼ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon salt *⅓ cup unsalted butter, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
1 large egg, room temperature
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
¾ cup milk
Chocolate chips (amount to your preference, mini chips recommended)
Instructions:
Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a 12-cup muffin tin with cupcake liners.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
Using a hand mixer or stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream together the softened butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes.
Beat in the egg and vanilla extract until well combined.
Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients alternately with the milk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until just combined, be careful not to overmix.
Gently fold in the chocolate chips with a spatula.
Divide the batter evenly among the prepared cupcake liners, filling them about⅔ full.
Bake for 16-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Let the cupcakes cool in the pan for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.
Frosting Tips:
Once the cupcakes are cool, you can frost them with your favorite frosting recipe.
Chocolate, vanilla, or cream cheese frosting all pair well with chocolate chip cupcakes.
Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cupcakes!
I just cried but you made me smile so thank you
“5 shockingly shocking facts that will shock the rocks out of your socks”
My shocks have been rocked out of my socks.. wait
I CANT BELIEVE TWITTER IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!!
For me discord is outside my house ong!!
google chrome is outside my house 🤒🤒🤒
I always knew pinterest was stalking me
Gmail is outside my house lol
“10 shockingly facts that will shock the rocks out of ur socks” made me giggle😭🤯
"Glock in hand" 💀
"if you get bitten by a snake, You got Poisoned"
not always, some aren't venomous
"5 shockingly facts that will shock the rocks out your socks" so funny😂
Me: MOM TURN THE STOVE OFF 😂😂
As a building I can confirm that people jump off me and they get unalived
When you click share and more the first person that comes up is your forever soul mate 💀
*Fat discord mod walks up
Oh nah
Never fly a boat through the desert, every limb of your body will fall off immediately
His voice is sooo good
Brooo we need a part two
So you’re telling me my dead grandma is outside my house with a Glock?
“never die, it causes you to die.”
showed my dad this and he immediately bought tickets 🔥🔥
Ok the music makes it sound so much like the text to speech guy. You have a very unique and cool ability!
Google drive is outside my house⁉️ And armed⁉️