Northernlion on the Love Lies Bleeding loadout

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @nynyoo
    @nynyoo 6 месяцев назад +701

    Neo: Why does my neck hurt?
    Bisexual Dracula biting from the back: I'm 100% straight

    • @draconocor
      @draconocor 6 месяцев назад +45

      van helsing: why does my sword hurt

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 6 месяцев назад +3

      Not anymore

  • @shrimpstance
    @shrimpstance 6 месяцев назад +516

    the hungy chris hansen video is an all-timer man.

    • @ericlytle2209
      @ericlytle2209 6 месяцев назад +77

      It was a 9 but the last line of the police killing him took it to a 10 for me

    • @rustyhook69
      @rustyhook69 6 месяцев назад +17

      I’m sincerely happy for you guys ❤ but I didn’t even exhale through my nose

    • @LoloRavee
      @LoloRavee 6 месяцев назад +24

      @@rustyhook69 ok 👍

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 6 месяцев назад +18

      It's probably funnier if you've ever heard Chris Hansen speak, which it made me realize I have not.

    • @quinsey9211
      @quinsey9211 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@ericlytle2209 so true, i was like ya this is decent then they said they killed him and i saw the stars align haha

  • @oddmerit6530
    @oddmerit6530 6 месяцев назад +312

    nl had his “maybe i’m actually autistic but i dont got time for that” arc, excited for his “maybe i’m actually bi but i dont got time for that” arc

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  6 месяцев назад +76

      common mistake tbh

    • @matcha_t
      @matcha_t 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau I'll believe autism is real when someone who is not bisexual has it

    • @gila9543
      @gila9543 15 дней назад

      He absolutely has time for these things

  • @mangsmoof
    @mangsmoof 6 месяцев назад +205

    Heard they got your librarian on new video release. The librarian you was hanging with!

    • @Mirtual
      @Mirtual 6 месяцев назад +1

      good one

    • @caracatoacacepe
      @caracatoacacepe 6 месяцев назад +5

      what meme is this that only NL and his viewers talk about?

    • @nmyhv1
      @nmyhv1 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@caracatoacacepe a Lou Ratchett clip

  • @jays.6843
    @jays.6843 6 месяцев назад +203

    Fun fact for the second clip: Dracula WAS designed to be sexually ambiguous, and part of his horror came from his rejection of gender roles, making him "unnatural".
    Like, there's a scene in the book where he pretty much breast feeds a woman his blood.

    • @sublteiamnot3960
      @sublteiamnot3960 6 месяцев назад +2

      Which book if you don’t mind?

    • @eewolfs2165
      @eewolfs2165 6 месяцев назад +62

      @@sublteiamnot3960 Dracula. Like the Original Dracula book. But vampires have represented divergence from normative gender rolls since before then with the book Carmilla predating Dracula by 25 years and being very lesbian.

    • @sublteiamnot3960
      @sublteiamnot3960 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@eewolfs2165 damn the OG, thanks for all the extra info also homie

    • @Veilure
      @Veilure 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@eewolfs2165 common NL comment section W

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 6 месяцев назад +5

      Also Vampires in general are supposed to be just sexually promiscuous by design, vampirism as a disease is kind of a stand-in for STIs and then on a spiritual level their hedonistic self-serving lifestyle is meant to caution against sensuality in general, from that very restrictive victorian perspective. There are a lot of interesting things going on in the original vampire mythology for sure, before Twilight lol

  • @noahmay7708
    @noahmay7708 6 месяцев назад +110

    Chris hansen hungry is one of the funniest things i've seen this decade man. You may call it recency bias, I call it the best impression ever done.

    • @brainrot_haver
      @brainrot_haver 6 месяцев назад +45

      Hungry hungry, pizza for me! Give me slice, now.

    • @cheahyeah7134
      @cheahyeah7134 6 месяцев назад +11

      genuinely amazing impression

  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning 6 месяцев назад +65

    DuetBoomer if he was patriotic: Ghost Pepper dipped in Mama Liz' Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi-Oi-Oiiiiiiiiiil.

    • @bizooty
      @bizooty 6 месяцев назад +6

      2

    • @0ptimuscrime
      @0ptimuscrime 6 месяцев назад +7

      Chiko roll dipped in mama Liz’s Vegemiiiiiite!!

  • @greenbean4422
    @greenbean4422 6 месяцев назад +54

    We're Costco guys, of course we're gonna hang out with the guy that you was hanging with and not feel no guilt or nothin'

  • @BabyRooth
    @BabyRooth 6 месяцев назад +60

    Eggman coming in the next stream ROCKIN Vlad the Impaler armor

  • @FaustoRomano9
    @FaustoRomano9 6 месяцев назад +19

    god i love kevin sanji so much, his chris hansen impression is so spot on and his other skits/videos are really good too. i hope he blows up soon. glad to see the egg is aware of him now too

  • @lepus6511
    @lepus6511 6 месяцев назад +12

    I can't stop saying "easymode, i put that shit on klarna"

  • @jessem.4214
    @jessem.4214 6 месяцев назад +14

    As always, he starts talking about things in terms of coding more than anyone I’ve ever heard, and I am a software developer who works with other software developers.

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 6 месяцев назад +39

    Bro please im not done with the last one's yet.

  • @ClaireDuhLune
    @ClaireDuhLune 6 месяцев назад +23

    Im witnessing willy in the thumbnail librarian

  • @natkin6595
    @natkin6595 6 месяцев назад +47

    Chris Hansen but he's hungry af for leeks

  • @denshitenshi
    @denshitenshi 6 месяцев назад +33

    Peenor in thumbnail

  • @poot3rs
    @poot3rs 6 месяцев назад +3

    Ifucking love watching these. thanks for the hard work boss

  • @Schmuni
    @Schmuni 6 месяцев назад +2

    "The count that YOU WAS HANGING WITH?!" That bit/reference will NEVER get old. XD

  • @SuperGamerNinja74
    @SuperGamerNinja74 6 месяцев назад +18

    Straight count Dracula be like: I'm bi

  • @ESCapistEv
    @ESCapistEv 2 месяца назад +2

    9:20 i get where he's coming from, sometimes you just wanna vibe to some kendrick but the voicemails on good kid (as well as the poetry on to pimp a butterfly, the talking on DAMN and the therapy sessions on mr morale) are a huge part of telling the story of the album and are a part of what makes those albums so great, alongside kendrick's incredible talent. now an album like college dropout or late registration where there are silly voices doing skits in between some of kanye's classics, i can understand.

  • @dogonit1936
    @dogonit1936 6 месяцев назад +23

    the funniest guy ive ever met is this camera guy i work with who has no social media whatsoever. Apparently having a social media is considered a security risk, so he gets hired by politicians to be the one camera guy who feeds all the footage to all the news outlets. its just him, a secret service agent, and a mix of prime ministers, presidents, and world leaders all in a room together. he said to me "If i had a hand grenade i could wipe out 50% of western democracy". he's always got million stories to 1-up yours.

  • @forkproblem8054
    @forkproblem8054 6 месяцев назад +7

    3:54 Men will do anything but take a compliment (this is also my strategy)

  • @birbeyboop
    @birbeyboop 6 месяцев назад +30

    bisexual vampire dipped in coutts & co money oil

  • @max2x000
    @max2x000 6 месяцев назад +1

    Crazy librarian got the fireball photo

  • @gooblop
    @gooblop 6 месяцев назад +1

    male vampires having to say "no homo" before biting a guy's neck is quite a bit

  • @spanzotab
    @spanzotab 6 месяцев назад +2

    the XQC impersonator isn't actually doing an impression he just sounds like that

  • @paulunga
    @paulunga 6 месяцев назад +2

    Funniest guy NL knows is probably in his forties, yes.

  • @McMurdo-Station
    @McMurdo-Station 6 месяцев назад +2

    Real Justin loreheads when the Bungleberg Binglebeer came out 🤯

  • @nonharmon
    @nonharmon 6 месяцев назад +7

    i dont think ive heard a popular rap album with skits in songs for the past 6 years

    • @Blaurot
      @Blaurot 6 месяцев назад

      You didnt listen to Mr. Morales?

    • @nonharmon
      @nonharmon 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Blaurotits my fav album lol it barely has any, i guess mother i sober and we cry together? but i wouldnt say those are peloton music

    • @zazztheboy
      @zazztheboy 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@nonharmon the idea of someone playing we cry together on the peloton to hype through the last couple minutes of a ride is extremely funny to me

  • @darriansea
    @darriansea 6 месяцев назад +6

    16:58 insane frame to have on youtube

  • @petrolandcoffee
    @petrolandcoffee 6 месяцев назад +7

    That money trees opinion makes me irrationally angry, the skits are as much the point as the songs man

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 6 месяцев назад +2

      He puts it on for peloton rides, basically using it as one of those hype up workout mixes lmao.

  • @PacificEgg
    @PacificEgg 6 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait for the Jojo seasaw Northernlion bits 😅

    • @tastyhaze2058
      @tastyhaze2058 6 месяцев назад

      It should be so good, the Tegan and Sara reaction was insane

  • @nekogoblin
    @nekogoblin 6 месяцев назад +1

    Met a 37 year old HVAC guy a year ago and havent met a more funny dude in my life

  • @incription
    @incription 6 месяцев назад +2

    16:40 WHAT

  • @ronaldyang2295
    @ronaldyang2295 5 месяцев назад

    HOLY SHIT HE PREDICTED EUPHORIA BY KENDRICK LAMAR

  • @PacificEgg
    @PacificEgg 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dracula mini series on Netflix basically confirms he's bi

  • @largetoast5063
    @largetoast5063 6 месяцев назад +2

    I absolutely despise the tiktok xqc clone lmfao

  • @bigzigtv706
    @bigzigtv706 6 месяцев назад

    Vlad the impaler def was impaling men

  • @justinhanna9152
    @justinhanna9152 6 месяцев назад

    1:54 i think if your hot for hundreds of years you start experimenting

  • @geckogeico2212
    @geckogeico2212 6 месяцев назад +4

    18:39

  • @lewdramen8661
    @lewdramen8661 6 месяцев назад +4

    Extremely unbased take on skits in albums into the mental image of Jerry Seinfeld doing a standup bit on gkmc.
    He really is the best to ever do it

  • @nuparuchi
    @nuparuchi 6 месяцев назад

    I dunno Dracula could still be gay, maybe Mina and Lucy are just huge fujoshis

  • @mattiascrowe2549
    @mattiascrowe2549 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yo this witch joke is cooking

  • @zoom3184
    @zoom3184 6 месяцев назад +12

    A bad take on skits/interludes in rap albums followed by the absolute worst reasoning possible. He redeemed himself by concluding that they should just be on their own tracks, so I give it a +/-0

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 6 месяцев назад +5

      The good ol' ±2 take. They're a backbone of the banter

  • @itstheblandman8734
    @itstheblandman8734 4 месяца назад

    7:26

  • @jipeh
    @jipeh 6 месяцев назад +10

    uh, that hungry chris hansen skit was very mid, it was funny the first time he mentioned pizza but then he just ran it into the ground by dragging out the bit

    • @NoName-ns6xr
      @NoName-ns6xr 6 месяцев назад +16

      -100

    • @Visleave
      @Visleave 6 месяцев назад +17

      This comment is written like if I was doing a bit of someone who didn’t like the hungry Chris Hansen tiktok.

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 6 месяцев назад +14

      Type A chatters but they backseat comedy skits:

    • @kevinsun7617
      @kevinsun7617 6 месяцев назад +2

      -2