Polish Independence - Victoria 2 MP Memes

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
    The clown car finally came around
    Mods: HPM
    Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Memers:
    Braun1:
    / theryanisland
    Hewlett:
    / channel
    ISP's: / isorrowproductions
    Twitch:
    / bokoen
    Patreon: / bokoen1
    My Discord:
    / discord
    Twitter: / bokoen1
    #Memes #Victoria2 #Funnyvideo
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Комментарии • 531

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  4 года назад +3656

    Clown car crashing into Russia

  • @rebelkommando6166
    @rebelkommando6166 4 года назад +3508

    "This caused a series of events leading Germany to try and unite all German people."
    Hey, I've seen this one before!

    • @countspider6488
      @countspider6488 4 года назад +146

      Rebelkommando616 what do you mean you’ve seen this one? It’s brand new!

    • @Steve_the_Radroach
      @Steve_the_Radroach 4 года назад +53

      @@countspider6488 I saw it on a rerun

    • @pcz1642raz
      @pcz1642raz 4 года назад +6

      nerd

    • @NateThe_Great24
      @NateThe_Great24 4 года назад +25

      *_GERMANIA UNITUM_*

    • @SteamyShukshee
      @SteamyShukshee 4 года назад +4

      I love how bokoen says to everyone ”fuck" and he is a big bully but the videos are still named "meme".

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 4 года назад +2264

    5:12 the Zimmerman telegram? Nah fam the Zimmerman DM

    • @RealMailou
      @RealMailou 4 года назад +29

      Good one

    • @killercheemstar3088
      @killercheemstar3088 4 года назад +53

      Germany trynna slide into Mexico's dms

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 года назад +17

      @@killercheemstar3088 all while Italy is horny on main tryna get dat spaghetti

  • @danielkikers3721
    @danielkikers3721 4 года назад +4362

    France: Wants Alsace-Loreine.
    Russia: I will probably lose Millions of Russians.
    France: That’s a price I am willing to pay.

    • @kalyka98
      @kalyka98 4 года назад +132

      Basically ww1 and ww2 were won mainly because of russians being thrown at the enemy without care until they get exausted

    • @ironicmysoginist2035
      @ironicmysoginist2035 4 года назад +18

      @@THEMEISTER004 yes they do in ww1,read a book.
      Battle of tannenberg

    • @manband20
      @manband20 4 года назад +59

      Lord Frenchwad: "Some of you may die. But it is a sacrifice... I am willing to make."

    • @JackalEtheriasu
      @JackalEtheriasu 4 года назад +49

      @Dwarov 1 "Russia was the most important power in WW1" seems legit.

    • @xxxt96xxx
      @xxxt96xxx 4 года назад +16

      @Dwarov 1 so maybe you look at the huge losses the Russians had on every single front? They loose way more men than all their enemies.

  • @randomperson6988
    @randomperson6988 4 года назад +3667

    The Victoria 2 MPs are easily my favorite

  • @Samwiz1
    @Samwiz1 4 года назад +2902

    Germany: Declares State of Emergency
    Russia: Why can't I do that?
    The Soviets: Terror is the order of the day

    • @andysatrioajie7886
      @andysatrioajie7886 4 года назад +183

      well when your entire state experience state of emergency for daily basis its useless to declare it

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman 4 года назад +8

      @@andysatrioajie7886 That is amazing. xDB

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1 4 года назад +5

      Thanks chief

    • @justaplayer3600
      @justaplayer3600 4 года назад +3

      When you watch both channels
      This is getting outta hand. Now there are two good content creators!

    • @zetorrec
      @zetorrec 4 года назад

      lmao

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 года назад +751

    Dressel: Literally sitting on the most resource rich land in the game
    Also Dressel: "I don't know maybe you just have more Iron rich provinces than I do."

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 4 года назад +13

      Heart of Iron RGF Dressel being Dressel right?

    • @aloserdontsubscribe485
      @aloserdontsubscribe485 4 года назад +55

      Maybe he should be deployed there one of these days

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 3 года назад +21

      @@aloserdontsubscribe485 that fucking killed me

    • @spaceman8935
      @spaceman8935 3 года назад +48

      He also loses Texas in the beginning because he doesn’t join the super easy war as USA.

    • @Arkangel630
      @Arkangel630 3 года назад +69

      @@spaceman8935 sometimes you can't join the war due to vic2 being vic2
      Such as when Texas adds a war goal or far more commonly instantly loses the war.
      I think this is HPM and its annoying as hell to keep Texas from killing itself until you can intervene

  • @leprechaunbuttmilk6892
    @leprechaunbuttmilk6892 Год назад +149

    You know Swimmy is a good character when he becomes the main character in almost every bo video he's in

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Год назад +60

      You know there's a difference between main character and antagonist right?

    • @ThatOneComrade
      @ThatOneComrade 11 месяцев назад +81

      ​@@Bokoen1 Typical Bo with the main character syndrome, smh. Doesn't know we live in a swigma male society

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 4 года назад +830

    The most historical Russia in vic2
    "I have no allies" (besides army and fleet)
    "Who would've thought that throwing slaves to die without weapons pisses them of" (1917, obviously)

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 года назад +19

      @Usuário Sarcástico ah, yes, half the country are inside of jail, the other on jail's towers

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 года назад +11

      @Usuário Sarcástico communists brainwashed people into thinking that they live in a free country while secretly executing opposintion \|/ communists terrorised people into submission

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 года назад +4

      @Usuário Sarcástico btw if that is the definition of slave there are currently 2,2 million slaves in USA

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 года назад +5

      @Usuário Sarcástico The Thirteenth Amendment exempts penal labor from its prohibition of forced labor. This allows prisoners who have been convicted of crimes (not those merely awaiting trial) to be required to perform labor or else face punishment while in custody.

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 года назад +4

      @Usuário Sarcástico also they did got paid in gulags

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 4 года назад +1735

    Russia: Has a revolution
    Russia: Loses Poland
    Germany: Tries to unite all Germans
    Wait a minute, this isn't HOI4 in a Nutshell.

  • @nordez534
    @nordez534 4 года назад +950

    That game was really entertaining had a really anti climatic ending tho

    • @felipesubiabre314
      @felipesubiabre314 4 года назад +175

      I felt satisfied enough when i saw a Sov. Union in gdamn 1870

    • @nordez534
      @nordez534 4 года назад +24

      Glorious Potato Sack ye stuff like that was pretty epic

    • @TikTakGamingTr
      @TikTakGamingTr 4 года назад +55

      Gas Techs Are Just Rng And Very Unbalance Obv Every Time İt Will Be Like That

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  4 года назад +271

      Nordez yeah with gas tech that’s what happens if you don’t get the counter. You lose instantly

    • @adamboh393
      @adamboh393 4 года назад +3

      Is the stream still there

  • @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716
    @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716 4 года назад +651

    Never thought I’d see Prussia maintaining polish independence.

    • @mhug162
      @mhug162 4 года назад +233

      Hatred of Russia is a path to alliances some consider...unnatural

    • @larsonpartisan2855
      @larsonpartisan2855 2 года назад +29

      But the germans literally put poland back on the map after defeating Russia in WW1.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 2 года назад +35

      @@larsonpartisan2855 And then the Germans took them back off the map in ww2, they have a complicated relationship with the Polish.

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 года назад

      @@whoknows7968 that was a different government, a nazi one.

    • @dxhunter9170
      @dxhunter9170 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@larsonpartisan2855thats not correct

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 2 года назад +20

    A confused British diplomat talking to an equally confused Ottoman diplomat. The Ottoman diplomat is desperately trying to surrender whatever the British want, while the British diplomat is trying to explain all he's been sent to ask for is Alsace-Lorraine.

  • @beefyblom
    @beefyblom 4 года назад +129

    4:16 I can hear the genuine hatred in the Polish Player's voice

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen 4 года назад +220

    "You unleashed a Monster! Hes gonna come back, and he is gonna be VERY GERMAN!" God damn, he was so on point with that xD

  • @jasonutty52
    @jasonutty52 4 года назад +479

    The greatest allies in history, The Ottoman Empire and The German Empire.

  • @glitchtastic759
    @glitchtastic759 4 года назад +79

    I love how it’s Zimmermann who sent the Zimmermann Telegram

  • @jesseminnema2999
    @jesseminnema2999 4 года назад +403

    Russia attempting to invade Poland: “Have I told you who I am?” Poland: “Some dead man!”

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 4 года назад +14

      BAPTIZED IN FIRE

    • @azathot_369
      @azathot_369 4 года назад +5

      Russia: THE ATTACK OF THE DEAD MEN

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 2 года назад

      @@ChemySh I know I'm a year late but...
      40 TO 1
      SPIRIT OF SPARTANS
      DEATH AND GLORY
      SOLDIERS OF POLAND
      SECOND TO NONE
      WRATH OF THE WEHRMACHT
      BROUGHT TO A HALT!

  • @grubii-sakuga974
    @grubii-sakuga974 4 года назад +186

    "Can you get into the warsaw battle? cuz i need some artillery support" said the polish to the soviets durning the Warsaw uprising

  • @EpicGamer-gw4sw
    @EpicGamer-gw4sw 4 года назад +65

    “So Zimmerman”
    “Yea?”
    “About Austria...”
    “That’s... me dude!”
    “Ha ha, no”

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 4 года назад +190

    Austria: "Does anyone else hear clown music?"
    Russia: " Pls no, I want off Mr. Bokoen's wild ride!"

  • @bowieboy680
    @bowieboy680 4 года назад +271

    “You are a child”

    • @maybemaeb
      @maybemaeb 4 года назад +14

      Merch caption right there. With a big angry Russiaball looking down at a small sad Franceball

    • @strategossable1366
      @strategossable1366 4 года назад +24

      @@maybemaeb cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509766376307556362/678715888605593620/unknown.png I made it for you :)

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 4 года назад +7

      @@strategossable1366 it's beautiful. I love it.

    • @bigbrain2178
      @bigbrain2178 3 года назад

      @@strategossable1366 damn that's good

  • @michaelmutranowski123
    @michaelmutranowski123 4 года назад +366

    Golden is usually the person everyone gangs up on so seeing someone else beside him getting beat up is nice.
    Play the TommyK mod in HOI4.

  • @TheLeaderofNoone
    @TheLeaderofNoone 2 года назад +11

    Ottoman-British diplomatic talks:
    "Alsace?"
    "Alsace."

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 года назад +27

    "He's gonna come back, and he's gonna be VERY German!" is still the best thing ISP has ever said.

  • @watch7564
    @watch7564 4 года назад +58

    Revenge is best served when they least expect it and when they has AirPods in so they don’t hear the clown car

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 года назад +119

    "Since this one has more coal..."
    Wait, is Poland a US puppet? They're acting too American all of the sudden

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 года назад +25

      Coal is actually Germany's speciality

    • @pawelbroda7391
      @pawelbroda7391 4 года назад +11

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 Silesians actually

    • @chip1646
      @chip1646 4 года назад +1

      @Antonowicz Pierdolsky No

    • @notinghere2190
      @notinghere2190 4 года назад +2

      @Antonowicz Pierdolsky They are their own people. Simply because the Piast dynasty comes from does not make them poles.

  • @echo_ironside8006
    @echo_ironside8006 4 года назад +18

    I love how bo goes silent after realising he only lost Alsace. Then just goes "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @DeDaDemon
    @DeDaDemon 4 года назад +53

    "The Polish love me"
    Am Polish, can confirm.

  • @malotron661
    @malotron661 4 года назад +184

    Germany defends Poland (epic bruh moment)

    • @chaywen9240
      @chaywen9240 4 года назад +15

      "I wouldnt say 'defend', more like 'under new management'"

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 4 года назад +4

      They saw how much they need that cheap labour in the future

  • @Marxamune
    @Marxamune 11 месяцев назад +3

    "Who would've thought that sending basically slaves just to die, with no weapons, no money, and no food actually pisses them off?"
    - Vladimir Putin, probably

  • @BOS_C.O.
    @BOS_C.O. 4 года назад +47

    Me: *Trying to go to sleep*
    Bo: It's free real estate

  • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
    @Tech-Kaplan-Kali 4 года назад +63

    Poland Lives! STOMP STOMP

  • @TaterCarl
    @TaterCarl 4 года назад +30

    Germany seeing Russia take out Poland: ah I see, you have chosen 150% discipline.

  • @That_Montage_Nerd
    @That_Montage_Nerd 4 года назад +9

    "This is like the Zimmermann telegram."
    *Opens screenshot to see that it is literally the Zimmermann telegram* XD

  • @shaneboardwell1060
    @shaneboardwell1060 4 года назад +42

    8:36 This belongs in Golden's classics

  • @NicoNoInteresa
    @NicoNoInteresa 4 года назад +16

    Amazing episode, Bo and Golden working together sends a shiver down my spine

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 3 года назад +8

    3:59 Italy: "I didnt know what I was doing" very in character I like it xD

  • @greergrapple2227
    @greergrapple2227 3 года назад +8

    " I've heard the sudentenland has a lot of ethnic Germans"
    Always brings a smile to my face

  • @nomnomxddd8157
    @nomnomxddd8157 4 года назад +6

    8:39 Anatolia being one of the greatest fertile land: *sad Anatolia noises*

  • @smarrkidd5538
    @smarrkidd5538 2 года назад +8

    Ever since dressel got outed a nazi im so happy when he starts losing

  • @yoga5631
    @yoga5631 4 года назад +4

    Me:*see the vid description*
    Also me:*Saw it was bo who was playing Prussia*
    "This is where the fun begins"

  • @theunforgiven9386
    @theunforgiven9386 4 года назад +14

    Last time I was this early, Texas was still independent

  • @lieutenantsupascoop2126
    @lieutenantsupascoop2126 4 года назад +27

    Ah yes.
    Denmark person singing British Grenadiers while marching Germans into Poland To protect them from Russia.
    Country count : 5

  • @raychangalarza179
    @raychangalarza179 2 года назад +4

    Polish independence is always a pain even without it being MP

  • @MrPotatoMush
    @MrPotatoMush 4 года назад +8

    RUclips: Bokoen1 has uploaded a vid-
    Me: *Say no more, I'm in!*

  • @dreamypizza8458
    @dreamypizza8458 5 месяцев назад +1

    the fact that he's called zimmerman makes it even funnier

  • @cyberslayer002
    @cyberslayer002 4 года назад +2

    You just gave Poland its Miracle on the Vistula! Praise to the Virgin Mary!

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 4 года назад

      German repayment for vienna

  • @Ribcageler
    @Ribcageler 4 года назад +53

    Hello I'm Rilber

  • @mrbean2520
    @mrbean2520 4 года назад +1

    Holy shit, I have like 200+ hours in this game and I have never played multiplayer. Multiplayer on Vic 2 litterally is just the actually Victorian era. Bo and his buddies act like the leaders back them and it’s amazing

  • @maityler
    @maityler 4 года назад +6

    Dressel with the Lone Star Clowning of the century over texas

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 года назад +3

    Prussia: Supports Polish
    Also Prussia: forms Germany instead
    Well,that escalated quickly

  • @thebrutusmars
    @thebrutusmars 4 года назад

    Swimmy’s Poland joke was funny
    “The polish people are very industrious... and I need them.”
    Nice little Ford reference

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 4 года назад +6

    Poles: WTF, we love Germany now!

  • @dragoon2121
    @dragoon2121 4 года назад +2

    *BIG GAMER MOVE*

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 4 года назад +8

    0:38 Am I seeing this correctly? It’s 1867 and the US hasn’t even conquered the West Coast? How? Why?
    That’s literally all you can do at that point.

    • @Enylia-ft2xb
      @Enylia-ft2xb 4 года назад +7

      dressel.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 4 года назад

      Literally dressel tho

    • @damasterofu712
      @damasterofu712 3 года назад

      It's actually 1847, I might be wrong but in the mod they are using you need an 1850 tech to do manifest destiny. He still should have Texas though.

  • @ryansmith495
    @ryansmith495 2 года назад +3

    I hope when Victoria 3 comes out they make more of these also.

  • @merouln700
    @merouln700 3 года назад +2

    Swimmy describing his rebellions is hilarious ngl

  • @gunviolence.6789
    @gunviolence.6789 2 года назад +1

    Everybody gangsta till Bo starts humming the British grenadiers

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual 8 месяцев назад +1

    Braun is just phsycotic

  • @TeyuYagua
    @TeyuYagua 3 года назад +2

    I like how the spain's mention of "bulwark" in the prior game was a foreshadowing for this episode. (the polish bulwark)

  • @Augustow09
    @Augustow09 4 года назад +4

    Me a Polish player in Hoi IV and EU4 watching Bo's videos and hearing him say the Polish love him, 100% true😏

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 4 года назад +1

    Swimmy, how about another Joke Swimmy? What do you get, when you cross a militarily stable nation with a SOCIETY that BLOCKADES HIM, AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH? Ill tell you what you get Swimmy, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
    -War Declaration sound-

  • @feragosmyxixarashtra7948
    @feragosmyxixarashtra7948 4 года назад +1

    Swimmy is the man behind the slaughter.

  • @bigw722
    @bigw722 4 года назад +2

    Braun’s “Zimmerman telegram” joke is extremely underrated

  • @lilpenpusher
    @lilpenpusher 4 года назад +11

    Bo, your Steam name and Profile Icon is Rosehip from Girls und Panzer.
    We need to talk.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +15

    Rule, Epic Bruh Moment! Epic Bruh Moment rule the bruhs

    • @ori8107
      @ori8107 4 года назад +2

      The Bruhtons nevernevernever shall be slaves

  • @Adv_studying
    @Adv_studying 4 года назад +8

    Lets gooooooooooo Luv u bo! Please keep making this amazing content

  • @alexandernyberg8668
    @alexandernyberg8668 3 года назад +2

    The fact that in the initial war between bo and russia reached the point where for every death, 90 russians where killed is just insane...

  • @RangerCado
    @RangerCado 4 года назад +1

    0:50 is easily my favorite moment. Just, that knowledge that shit is about to go absolutely insane.

  • @Mk-uw9gf
    @Mk-uw9gf 4 года назад +1

    Hey swimmy
    Hey swimmy...

  • @Tigr-rk2fl
    @Tigr-rk2fl 4 года назад +8

    20 million Russians = 2 provinces

  • @anti-spiral159
    @anti-spiral159 3 года назад +2

    20 millions russians have died just for a change in the map that's not gonna benefit them in any way, wow.

  • @fernsong8558
    @fernsong8558 3 года назад +1

    0:55
    Keeps activating Siri for me lmao

  • @USSLongIslandCVE1
    @USSLongIslandCVE1 4 года назад +3

    Oooh yay more victoria gameplay!

  • @frederickthegreatpodcast382
    @frederickthegreatpodcast382 4 года назад +3

    That is literally the Zimmermann Telegram

  • @arvidgustafsson1573
    @arvidgustafsson1573 4 года назад +1

    This time it isnt why die for danzig, its why die for alsace lorraine

  • @yesno8625
    @yesno8625 4 года назад

    “You are a child” that is the funniest colonization word for taking countries that are not major powers

  • @mundogameplay1341
    @mundogameplay1341 4 года назад +1

    These Victoria 2 Games are awesome,WE DEMAND MORE!!!!!xd

  • @ZylowHF
    @ZylowHF 3 года назад +1

    vassal feeding works in every game

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 4 года назад +4

    Haven't even watched yet but just reading the opening I'm guessing one of the players is Golden

  • @troelsdc
    @troelsdc 4 года назад +2

    "The Ottoman Deal" xD

  • @Autissima
    @Autissima 4 года назад +2

    That melody was 'Preußens Gloria' not British grenadeers.

  • @Warith1000man
    @Warith1000man 4 года назад +1

    This is way better than your HOI4 videos as of late, more Vicky 2 please...

  • @muhammetalidemirtas3187
    @muhammetalidemirtas3187 3 года назад

    Bo is like the 20 year old god gamer, whichever side he chooses they win

  • @JediMasterYoda66
    @JediMasterYoda66 4 года назад +1

    fuck yeah, more vicky2

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb 4 года назад +1

    Germany looks so gleeful in the thumbnail

  • @SultanOfRome
    @SultanOfRome 4 года назад +1

    Did you just say that the Ottomans are full of desert? T R I G G E R E D

  • @presidentjames9811
    @presidentjames9811 2 года назад +1

    9:00 Sounds like he's already eating it

  • @canadianragin
    @canadianragin 4 года назад

    Why British Grenadiers, you ask? Too much Girls und Panzer

  • @emiliomanuelguascamacho8939
    @emiliomanuelguascamacho8939 4 года назад

    Russian Gov.: okay, we can take back Poland
    Germany: Oh, I don´t think so

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 4 года назад +3

    Remember, its never Dressel's fault. He's a perfect little angel and even when it clearly is, he's never wrong.(I actually can't stand Dressel most of the time, he can get really annoying)

  • @kedz9983
    @kedz9983 4 года назад +1

    I have absolutely no idea how to play this game but I like it

  • @johnnydownhill5595
    @johnnydownhill5595 4 года назад

    swimmy is such a good sport its so fucking funny

  • @otosk1312
    @otosk1312 4 года назад

    0:54 Is Filthy Frank playing as Portugal XD

  • @suager2231
    @suager2231 4 года назад +16

    ahh yes early enough for me to not even know what to say

  • @frogchip6484
    @frogchip6484 4 года назад

    Golden once again with a master plan that actually works

  • @bartoszkosmowski7149
    @bartoszkosmowski7149 4 года назад

    Poles seeing the title:WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!

  • @MineXplousion
    @MineXplousion 4 года назад

    That end whit Golden saying HELL YEAH ! XAAXAAXA

  • @angelopueyygarcia43
    @angelopueyygarcia43 4 года назад

    This plot goes deeper than game of thrones.