Putin Just Being Putin

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @egwinn
    @egwinn 4 года назад +2523

    Putin doesn't aim when he shoot, the target moves to where he is shooting exactly.

  • @aryan-ei3fs
    @aryan-ei3fs 4 года назад +3670

    putin is the guy who calls the principal into his office .

    • @Nico-pq2ky
      @Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад +7

      *principal

    • @FuriousHellHound74
      @FuriousHellHound74 4 года назад +1

      @@kibiwotkibet1340 an r/whoosh means that you don't get the joke he was just correcting his spelling

    • @eilifhjermannlindblad567
      @eilifhjermannlindblad567 4 года назад

      Furious Hell Hound are u dumb bro

    • @aryan-ei3fs
      @aryan-ei3fs 4 года назад +1

      @@Nico-pq2ky yeah man just saw it now
      english is not my first language

    • @reversef0xx
      @reversef0xx 4 года назад

      Lmao this made me laugh so hard....🤣🤣

  • @misaelsamson9359
    @misaelsamson9359 4 года назад +5866

    whenever putin creates an account, the terms and condition agrees with him.

  • @just_abald_guy_who_love_to9324
    @just_abald_guy_who_love_to9324 3 года назад +1033

    When Putin first went to school he asked his teacher "what do you want to be in life"

  • @tinapaliwal3622
    @tinapaliwal3622 4 года назад +4356

    Once Putin and Hulk had a fight.
    The loser had to paint himself green.

  • @Jameswoo20
    @Jameswoo20 4 года назад +13565

    When Putin was born, he said "Congratulations" to his mother.

  • @Locojjona
    @Locojjona 4 года назад +6705

    When Putin makes a grammatical error, the dictionary is updated

    • @AlwaysOnForever
      @AlwaysOnForever 4 года назад +309

      When Putin fails a math test, the formula changed

    • @arseniyvorobyev8842
      @arseniyvorobyev8842 4 года назад +36

      Bro thats good joke

    • @lef7359
      @lef7359 4 года назад +27

      Putin doesnt make grammatical errors

    • @Amy-sg8xg
      @Amy-sg8xg 4 года назад +15

      That's kinda true 😂 If he makes an error in the word, all the other people in the country go "Well, if the president can say it like that, I can too!"

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 4 года назад +2

      Good😂😂😂one

  • @oksowhat
    @oksowhat 3 года назад +711

    it must be difficult for putin to raise two parents as a single child

  • @PlusMinus1337
    @PlusMinus1337 4 года назад +3833

    Putin has a grizzle bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead, it is just afraid to move.

    • @virus-he4dq
      @virus-he4dq 4 года назад +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hemanthkrishna2071
      @hemanthkrishna2071 4 года назад +25

      Underrated comment

    • @micocalata4482
      @micocalata4482 4 года назад +13

      Fking underrated comment bro

    • @bigfrank9648
      @bigfrank9648 4 года назад +1

      The grizzly bear is scared of short stack? I don't get it.

    • @lewiseast
      @lewiseast 4 года назад +8

      This comment is gold!

  • @pramodlimbu8381
    @pramodlimbu8381 4 года назад +4516

    When Putin slices onions, onions cry.

  • @jazzadieu
    @jazzadieu 4 года назад +1278

    Putin once threw a grenade and killed 3 people, then it exploded.

  • @pranavpandey5131
    @pranavpandey5131 3 года назад +245

    When Putin goes to the olympics the medals play against each other to get putin

  • @Etriganthedemon57
    @Etriganthedemon57 4 года назад +6927

    When graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from putin.

    • @MrWhite-ru3oz
      @MrWhite-ru3oz 4 года назад +75

      And one from MKBHD

    • @iaintme7586
      @iaintme7586 4 года назад +13

      So strong XD

    • @late8641
      @late8641 4 года назад +29

      I think this is originally a Chuck Norris joke

    • @obieproduction4882
      @obieproduction4882 4 года назад +25

      LMAO WWHO Comes up with shit like this HAHAHAHAH

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 4 года назад +42

      I don't think anyone survives the first missed call from putin.

  • @leeviol745
    @leeviol745 4 года назад +2507

    Putin asked his father:
    “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

  • @dittoluv
    @dittoluv 4 года назад +2388

    When Putin was born he named his parents.

    • @rahuln8605
      @rahuln8605 4 года назад +13

      When you born you copied this comment.

    • @kermitthefrog7425
      @kermitthefrog7425 4 года назад +2

      @@rahuln8605 still funny tho

    • @mirfahad9217
      @mirfahad9217 4 года назад

      Hhhhhhhhhh

    • @anika-vj9xx
      @anika-vj9xx 4 года назад +2

      Michael ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @dittoluv
      @dittoluv 4 года назад +1

      Rahul N i didn’t see this in the comments section, not my fault🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @loneranger4282
    @loneranger4282 3 года назад +335

    Putin reading the comments: "It's true, all of it"

  • @rt6490
    @rt6490 4 года назад +2476

    Putin the type of guy that asks Netflix who's watching.

  • @johnsamuel6096
    @johnsamuel6096 4 года назад +3224

    Putin once accidentally dropped his wallet while visiting Switzerland. That spot is now known as the Swiss Bank.

    • @younggunna4089
      @younggunna4089 4 года назад +23

      k that one was pretty wack.

    • @mihailshevchenko2368
      @mihailshevchenko2368 4 года назад +5

      Young Gunna are you a Swiss or something?

    • @smallweinersteve8808
      @smallweinersteve8808 4 года назад +5

      @@mihailshevchenko2368 the whole point of these jokes is about him being badass
      Having money is nowhere near badass

    • @mirlov
      @mirlov 4 года назад +11

      chOLEsterin no, but being that successful is.

    • @tehgae686
      @tehgae686 4 года назад +3

      i can see that happening. Nice 1

  • @flamingooc4367
    @flamingooc4367 4 года назад +5971

    When Putin was born, he signed his own birth certificate.

  • @pritamthakur6293
    @pritamthakur6293 3 года назад +99

    When Putin was born.
    His parents asked doctors: Boy or Girl?
    Doctor Replied: MAN

  • @YZ450f24
    @YZ450f24 4 года назад +7639

    Before monsters go to sleep, they check under their bed for Putin.

    • @heavy965
      @heavy965 4 года назад +54

      lmao nice one

    • @ingeniousx2581
      @ingeniousx2581 4 года назад +34

      Underratrd

    • @reversef0xx
      @reversef0xx 4 года назад +113

      How do you guys even come up with such brilliant yet funny comments man? Shit. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @keneisogotsu911
      @keneisogotsu911 4 года назад +19

      @@reversef0xx he didn't come up with this. it's a modified version of an already existing meme.

    • @reversef0xx
      @reversef0xx 4 года назад +1

      @@keneisogotsu911 oh ok.

  • @vageeshasharma9365
    @vageeshasharma9365 4 года назад +4862

    Putin's dad is called "Putin Junior"

    • @flanbenflen9069
      @flanbenflen9069 4 года назад +29

      Best one so far

    • @orangehooman7465
      @orangehooman7465 4 года назад +10

      You saying putin fked his mother to give birth to his father who technically fked his wife to give birth to putin??

    • @okbasto9541
      @okbasto9541 4 года назад +14

      @@orangehooman7465 putin can do that

    • @orangehooman7465
      @orangehooman7465 4 года назад

      @@okbasto9541 ohhh but putin can't do that but do that can putin!!

    • @soniatiwari9986
      @soniatiwari9986 4 года назад +3

      @@orangehooman7465 disrespectful

  • @youngirab3913
    @youngirab3913 4 года назад +3274

    When Putin was in school he told his PE teacher to run faster.

  • @literallyjustme1725
    @literallyjustme1725 3 года назад +182

    When Putin comes to late for class the class apologizes for being early.

  • @Rezzi8
    @Rezzi8 4 года назад +8807

    When putin was younger, he missed 2 days of school
    Those 2 days became Saturday and Sunday

  • @ohaiosienta4708
    @ohaiosienta4708 4 года назад +8071

    When putin was born, he named his parents, the doctors, the nurses then himself.

  • @rearwheeldriven6217
    @rearwheeldriven6217 4 года назад +3731

    When Putin was in school, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to him

  • @johnmcgrady4397
    @johnmcgrady4397 3 года назад +415

    2:28 - Putin walks up those stairs like a badass.
    Joe Biden falls down 3 times on AF1 stairs.

    • @deepikarathod8259
      @deepikarathod8259 3 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @michellejose3193
      @michellejose3193 3 года назад +10

      LMAOO 😅😂🤣

    • @puneetmishra4726
      @puneetmishra4726 3 года назад +6

      There is a big age difference between two

    • @siesta3002
      @siesta3002 3 года назад +3

      @@puneetmishra4726 how old is putin and how old is joe

    • @ieatriceveryday
      @ieatriceveryday 3 года назад +4

      @@siesta3002 answer: They're 10 years apart, putin is 68 while joe is 78

  • @veron1497
    @veron1497 4 года назад +12977

    When putin was 18 his parents left the house.

  • @St4Jimmy
    @St4Jimmy 4 года назад +7003

    Putin doesn't walk, the globe turns under him.

    • @rahulpandit1749
      @rahulpandit1749 4 года назад +42

      @Wolfang cutthroat western propaganda.....he's a true nationalist ..unlike Donald duck whose prime goal is cash...and doesn't care bout his citizens ...typical capitalist

    • @grzqzlwkwkhdjhqfb4229
      @grzqzlwkwkhdjhqfb4229 4 года назад +15

      @@messiah6670 You mean the peaceful, Democratic annexation of Crimea? Which the Western Media called a massacre? Or the Violent rebels in Chechnya that were killing people that the Russian Govt. Responded too? Or maybe in Georgia. Where the Russian Government sent a peacekeeping and Political aide response to anarchy in which the West, once again painted as a massacre? You've been fed a bunch of lies. Deal with it.

    • @catloss7910
      @catloss7910 4 года назад +2

      Jakob Cunha Meh, you def don’t live in Russia if you say something like this. Deep love for his people cannot be expressed by the widespread corruption of people close to Putin, money laundering on an incredible scale, and many politicians hiding their multimillion-dollar foreign real estate (which has been repeatedly proven, but the procurator did not even consider these cases, since it is simply dangerous and not profitable for them). And the main oppositionist, who conducted these investigations, is right now in the hospital with the most severe poisoning with an unknown substance. So don't talk about things that you know little about with such confidence that you are right.

    • @tallestinbrisas
      @tallestinbrisas 4 года назад

      Wolfang cutthroat it’s supposed to be funny so no, you didn’t do it right

    • @mrduckl
      @mrduckl 4 года назад +1

      @@messiah6670 vagner fault

  • @aayushjha5137
    @aayushjha5137 4 года назад +4441

    This looks like a movie and but with Putin playing all the roles. The president, the spy, the cool rich guy.

    • @AJ-mw6dh
      @AJ-mw6dh 4 года назад +102

      James Bond of presidents

    • @mdb11yearsago2
      @mdb11yearsago2 4 года назад +5

      He looks lyk Timothy Dalton

    • @alil6547
      @alil6547 4 года назад +30

      And the dictator haha

    • @XAE_A_Xii
      @XAE_A_Xii 4 года назад +23

      putin is already a title in Russia, no more president.

    • @jy221series4
      @jy221series4 4 года назад +3

      009

  • @justethical280
    @justethical280 3 года назад +123

    "Everyone's a gangster, until Putin enters the room." - Nato secretary general.

  • @areyounew1593
    @areyounew1593 4 года назад +2817

    When Putin walked, he didn't actually walk but the world moved for him.

    • @deanromania6748
      @deanromania6748 4 года назад +35

      Just imagine when he runs...

    • @deanromania6748
      @deanromania6748 4 года назад +6

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ZhouMama69420
      @ZhouMama69420 4 года назад +3

      Relativity in a nutshell

    • @devdut3663
      @devdut3663 4 года назад +1

      Hold on😂

    • @tensaics
      @tensaics 4 года назад +2

      @@deanromania6748 World is a treadmill for him

  • @nandurenadivp5700
    @nandurenadivp5700 4 года назад +3369

    if putin comes to your house, he'll give u the wifi password.

    • @thal1
      @thal1 4 года назад +134

      When Putin comes to your house, you are the guest

    • @rolng7392
      @rolng7392 4 года назад +32

      When Putin comes to your house, you are homeless... forever

    • @clif.c.2906
      @clif.c.2906 4 года назад +7

      Edward Snowden helped Putin get the password.

    • @darkana1792
      @darkana1792 4 года назад

      🤣

    • @しろ-u1w2m
      @しろ-u1w2m 4 года назад +1

      EPIC

  • @ElonMusk-FanZone
    @ElonMusk-FanZone 4 года назад +5603

    *When Putin comes to your house, he gives YOU the Wifi password.*

  • @ravinagrecha2104
    @ravinagrecha2104 3 года назад +127

    When Putin calls the wrong person,
    Wrong person apologies for being the wrong person.

  • @fforfahim
    @fforfahim 4 года назад +2362

    Imagine putin reading these comments ... putin be like "That's all true tho"

    • @cockycookie1
      @cockycookie1 4 года назад +1

      Above ya

    • @alexandraaikonika
      @alexandraaikonika 4 года назад +34

      Even as a random Russian girl, I’m reading like “that’s all true tho”

    • @kamilaantezana6374
      @kamilaantezana6374 4 года назад +46

      Putin doesn’t read the comment, the comment reads itself for him

    • @Skanderbeg99
      @Skanderbeg99 4 года назад +4

      alaskaxx may I ask, what is the general opinion about him? Does Russia prosper under Putin’s admin

    • @Chex2331
      @Chex2331 4 года назад +1

      @@alexandraaikonika Does Russia like Putin as much as the rest of the world does?

  • @MrSharkYT
    @MrSharkYT 4 года назад +6777

    When Putin goes to the therapist, he asks the therapist what's wrong

  • @dhananjaysai1604
    @dhananjaysai1604 4 года назад +1494

    Putin calls 911 and asks what’s their emergency?

  • @daniloss1319
    @daniloss1319 3 года назад +76

    When Google doesn't know something, it asks Putin

  • @LordGingerBerry
    @LordGingerBerry 4 года назад +2350

    Putin wakes up his alarm clock every morning.

  • @CGMediaproductions
    @CGMediaproductions 4 года назад +2187

    When Putin hits his toe, the table cries out in agony.

  • @pawanjindal90
    @pawanjindal90 4 года назад +3201

    Putin gives google maps the directions.

  • @romahawk3125
    @romahawk3125 3 года назад +96

    He is like James Bond. Just more legendary.

    • @teresajadia3291
      @teresajadia3291 3 года назад +2

      Nah. He's a class SSS level threat Bond villain 😂

  • @sahilchouhan6459
    @sahilchouhan6459 4 года назад +1476

    Guys stop.
    I’m tired of liking comments 😂

  • @kadafi4lyf
    @kadafi4lyf 4 года назад +3751

    Putin looks like he's an actor in a movie playing the president of Russia

    • @bladewagon5230
      @bladewagon5230 4 года назад +153

      Yeah he somehow does a perfect imitation

    • @Variecs
      @Variecs 4 года назад +102

      Well the president of Ukraine literally played the role of president of Ukraine.

    • @shanishay9713
      @shanishay9713 4 года назад +6

      That's what I thought

    • @80s_Boombox_Collector
      @80s_Boombox_Collector 4 года назад +33

      Russians don't care who is president, as long as it's a "macho" man who gives them false dreams of grandeur.

    • @somerussianstuff7233
      @somerussianstuff7233 4 года назад +13

      @@80s_Boombox_Collector ору, откуда такие выводы?

  • @claytonhatfield1596
    @claytonhatfield1596 4 года назад +3779

    When Putin was born he slapped the Doctor to make him cry. Then took the nurse home...

  • @angelovergara7171
    @angelovergara7171 4 года назад +2020

    I ended up just reading the comments while listening to the background music.

  • @blqckstars4176
    @blqckstars4176 4 года назад +1866

    Im just laughing at all the reverse comments, Lmao

    • @YenaShah
      @YenaShah 4 года назад +11

      Same here! They're hilarious! 😂😂

    • @80s_Boombox_Collector
      @80s_Boombox_Collector 4 года назад

      About a pathetic piece of shit murderer.

    • @GodlsAFK
      @GodlsAFK 4 года назад +2

      "Bear" witness to putins greatness

    • @tanemex
      @tanemex 4 года назад

      Dead 😭

    • @novoaziz
      @novoaziz 4 года назад +5

      chuck Norris old school jokes remixed with Putin’s name

  • @athravsharma5163
    @athravsharma5163 4 года назад +1625

    It was Putin who throw apple on Newton's head so that he could discover gravity

    • @AlwaysOnForever
      @AlwaysOnForever 4 года назад +16

      Underrated

    • @bobing1752
      @bobing1752 4 года назад +89

      Nope, when Putin threw this apple, gravity happened.

    • @lindenshane9380
      @lindenshane9380 4 года назад +18

      @@bobing1752 it makes sense

    • @Lyenati
      @Lyenati 4 года назад +33

      He threw Newton at the apple

    • @mrgallbladder
      @mrgallbladder 4 года назад +2

      You know the apple thing never actually happened with newton, right?

  • @aravindkramesh
    @aravindkramesh 2 года назад +56

    *He's the most alpha president in the world.*

  • @thesagaofdamir7282
    @thesagaofdamir7282 4 года назад +3008

    When Putin comes to your house, you are the guest.
    Upd. How fast my popularity is raising on this comment section. You are great! Have a nice day guys!!!

  • @bishwaskafle5145
    @bishwaskafle5145 4 года назад +3417

    The worst day of putin's life was February 30. Now it doesn't exist.

  • @alecdavidoff8602
    @alecdavidoff8602 6 лет назад +3366

    When he was toddler and his parents were afraid, they went to sleep in his bed

  • @noahknight4973
    @noahknight4973 2 года назад +52

    NATO shivering right now, God bless you Putin.

  • @habesha6883
    @habesha6883 4 года назад +489

    Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Putin stories

  • @venkateshb3650
    @venkateshb3650 4 года назад +1520

    When his phone rings in theatre,the movie pauses

  • @rahuln8605
    @rahuln8605 4 года назад +2824

    When putin goes to zoo, animals buy ticket to see him.

    • @bladewagon5230
      @bladewagon5230 4 года назад +14

      You calling him a animal?

    • @vyacheslav9306
      @vyacheslav9306 4 года назад +99

      @@bladewagon5230 They calling him Putin

    • @nalen7320
      @nalen7320 4 года назад +11

      Dude, thats too much 💀

    • @ashishmeena3270
      @ashishmeena3270 4 года назад +7

      that's insult actually

    • @reversef0xx
      @reversef0xx 4 года назад +5

      I've seen this comment somewhere else too. Funny as hell man 🤣

  • @Snyp7777
    @Snyp7777 3 года назад +83

    When Putin goes school, he checks if the teacher did the assignment.

  • @bastian5524
    @bastian5524 4 года назад +1477

    When Putin stares at the sun, the sun has close its eyes.

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper 4 года назад +2599

    When Putin became 18, he gave his father "the talk".

  • @arisorais6676
    @arisorais6676 4 года назад +1909

    The bodyguards doesn't escorted Putin, Putin escorted the bodyguards.

  • @cetnikjvuo
    @cetnikjvuo 2 года назад +68

    When Putin was very young, he told his grandparents his childhood stories.

  • @ladtom5406
    @ladtom5406 4 года назад +949

    Putin is the guy who ask Netflix ''Are you still watching?''

    • @z3bb374
      @z3bb374 4 года назад

      and Netflix would be the one choking.
      I mean they did make cuties

    • @winstance4493
      @winstance4493 4 года назад

      ZOHAIB BHATTI what’s cuties I heard so much about?

  • @MrS2jack
    @MrS2jack 4 года назад +1624

    When Putin gets pulled over, the officer arrests himself.

    • @mirlov
      @mirlov 4 года назад +18

      This is actually true

    • @letter5330
      @letter5330 4 года назад +2

      @@mirlov hahah

    • @mazadancoseben4818
      @mazadancoseben4818 4 года назад +1

      😊😂😂😂
      This would be quiet literal, knowing his power

    • @sandalfon10
      @sandalfon10 4 года назад +1

      abi... :D

    • @dfuh062
      @dfuh062 4 года назад +1

      He arrest the officer!

  • @vespasian1033
    @vespasian1033 4 года назад +4107

    When Putin comes out from his house ,corona gets quarantined .

  • @prosimulate
    @prosimulate 2 года назад +25

    Just the coolest and most intelligent leader, haters are just jealous, let them be…

  • @nathanfenster3425
    @nathanfenster3425 4 года назад +1992

    Putin ate his dog's homework

  • @spencerpoore5805
    @spencerpoore5805 7 лет назад +4653

    He is exactly who you would expect to be the leader of Russia

  • @handsomeadi7565
    @handsomeadi7565 4 года назад +2543

    Putin is the type of guy to tell the baber that he didn't like the cut.

    • @Puyols37
      @Puyols37 4 года назад +71

      Have you seen how he treats his ministers and government officials when they fuck up? He publicly humiliates them lmao. You better believe he's gonna scold his personal barber.

    • @vdmur7952
      @vdmur7952 4 года назад +12

      Damn thats hard!

    • @crabby7320
      @crabby7320 4 года назад +17

      How would he get a hair cut? He doesn’t have any hair. 😂

    • @loveu8594
      @loveu8594 4 года назад +1

      @@crabby7320 lmfaolol

    • @stemxcalixtro6704
      @stemxcalixtro6704 4 года назад +1

      @@crabby7320 lmao

  • @anilreddy7592
    @anilreddy7592 3 года назад +46

    When Putin goes on a diet, the food loses weight.

  • @saulgoodman980
    @saulgoodman980 4 года назад +334

    I've seen many comment sections so far, but this one right here has got to be the best

    • @ForteExpresso
      @ForteExpresso 4 года назад +12

      😂 😂 😂 😂
      I am dying seriously
      RUclips should give award to this comment section

    • @moussetache1815
      @moussetache1815 4 года назад +18

      I agree. I was really surprised to scroll down for a while and not see the usual shit talk, insults, etc. It was a fun read. Putin videos are fun to watch themselves.

    • @AliPacoSaeed
      @AliPacoSaeed 4 года назад +2

      By far the best!!

    • @isaacfarrugia3135
      @isaacfarrugia3135 4 года назад +2

      Better call saul!!

    • @LyricalSteeler
      @LyricalSteeler 3 месяца назад

      Agreed, most comments are entertaining but there's so many exceptionally hilarious jokes in this comment section as well.

  • @sibusisomadi3299
    @sibusisomadi3299 4 года назад +1762

    Putin doesn’t breathe, oxygen needs him to survive

  • @temitopeobinna4608
    @temitopeobinna4608 4 года назад +817

    Putin drove his pregnant mother to the hospital to deliver him

  • @sarthakagrawal7443
    @sarthakagrawal7443 2 года назад +24

    Putin went bald because his hair was too scared to be above him.

  • @honeyv6020
    @honeyv6020 4 года назад +771

    😂 😂 This comment section is such "putin" level funny...

    • @awadheshsharma3733
      @awadheshsharma3733 4 года назад +1

      Exactly dude

    • @mohit0953
      @mohit0953 4 года назад

      that's what i thought, i literally share this post just for this comment section

  • @Srishti_Kaur
    @Srishti_Kaur 4 года назад +1043

    When Putin is in Africa , 59 seconds pass for every minute.

    • @benr.8839
      @benr.8839 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @anishkulkarni8297
      @anishkulkarni8297 4 года назад +7

      Got that reference 😂

    • @vibe4103
      @vibe4103 4 года назад +7

      I didn't got it pls can u explain it??

    • @rahulr6156
      @rahulr6156 4 года назад +10

      @@vibe4103 there's a meme/ video - in africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes

    • @vibe4103
      @vibe4103 4 года назад +1

      @@rahulr6156 Ok got it.. Thnks bro 🤜😇😎

  • @oskarcollison1801
    @oskarcollison1801 4 года назад +833

    Putin doesn’t tie his shoes, they salute and tie themselves

  • @royelvisjaatinen788
    @royelvisjaatinen788 3 года назад +17

    Putin doesn't turn on the lights.
    He turns off the dark.

  • @akshat4976
    @akshat4976 4 года назад +642

    When Armstrong reached moon Putin was already there to say Hi!!!

  • @lordvoldemort8904
    @lordvoldemort8904 5 лет назад +4962

    I've got to admit, he's got style.

    • @albabahmed2735
      @albabahmed2735 4 года назад +178

      and nose. :D

    • @mohamedalaa4043
      @mohamedalaa4043 4 года назад +28

      @@albabahmed2735 lol I came to say the same thing.

    • @vikokkult2949
      @vikokkult2949 4 года назад +50

      Hahahahha only Harry Potter Fans get the reference.

    • @sirandrewlepremier2791
      @sirandrewlepremier2791 4 года назад +2

      @@vikokkult2949 its not that hard to understand that voldemort doesnt have a nose xD

    • @АндрейЗаец-ы9щ
      @АндрейЗаец-ы9щ 4 года назад +5

      He is talking about the moment in the 5th book when the minister of magic Cornelius Fudge wanted Dumbledoor to be arrested but he escaped with the help of his fenix. And then the Kigsley admitted that he has a style.

  • @raneensaleh4795
    @raneensaleh4795 4 года назад +613

    At lunch Putin asked his parents if they finished their veggies.

    • @issamjm3343
      @issamjm3343 4 года назад +7

      This is way too funny 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 oh man this is underrated

  • @zachwachs7913
    @zachwachs7913 2 года назад +87

    I'm still a big Vladimir Putin supporter.

  • @mamadu1968
    @mamadu1968 4 года назад +847

    When Mark Zuckeberg createed facebook , he already had a friend request from Putin

    • @Stefan-su5wg
      @Stefan-su5wg 4 года назад +23

      Great joke, underrated.

    • @mamadu1968
      @mamadu1968 4 года назад +13

      @@Stefan-su5wg yoo wtf it already been a month since i commented this time flies fr

    • @Lightnings
      @Lightnings 4 года назад +9

      Bro this one was good.

    • @Kesarguptaaaaa
      @Kesarguptaaaaa 4 года назад

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @TechTyrial
      @TechTyrial 3 года назад

      Haha

  • @brucewayne3227
    @brucewayne3227 4 года назад +3167

    When Putin looks at the sun, he doesn’t wear sunglasses. The sun wears putinglasses.

    • @doston1378
      @doston1378 4 года назад +28

      😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @jahidulmawla677
      @jahidulmawla677 4 года назад +35

      Well, bravo, this one is new.

    • @dnavaneet
      @dnavaneet 4 года назад +66

      The sun says: I'm just Putin on my glasses

    • @brucewayne3227
      @brucewayne3227 4 года назад +12

      @@dnavaneet good one

    • @kerorief4217
      @kerorief4217 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @DavidS11
    @DavidS11 6 лет назад +1480

    He doesn't wait for anyone to open his door, that tells a lot

    • @jackreacher8369
      @jackreacher8369 4 года назад +19

      Business as usual.

    • @iskiinthefastlane
      @iskiinthefastlane 4 года назад +16

      I was waiting to see if he’d wait, wasn’t disappointed. Putin is the man ☺️

    • @dirkfolscher3001
      @dirkfolscher3001 4 года назад

      @ITS YA BOI MIKE WAZOWSKI And you know this how? Name just one that seriously could challenge Putin, which he offed?

    • @dirkfolscher3001
      @dirkfolscher3001 4 года назад

      @Jeb Bush The one thing you two have in common is idiocy.

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 4 года назад +2

      Inagine having to highlight such a thing as a positive trait. Our standards went down a bit haven't they?

  • @sully555
    @sully555 3 года назад +55

    *Putin visits the White House*
    Biden : " thanks for having me today sir"

    • @92_09
      @92_09 3 года назад +1

      What about modi? Chai chai

  • @apurvgaurav2252
    @apurvgaurav2252 4 года назад +1367

    When putin walks, the carpet turns red

  • @Andreineagumusic
    @Andreineagumusic 4 года назад +1835

    Putin has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead. It's just afraid to move.

  • @bazellezb5559
    @bazellezb5559 4 года назад +936

    Putin once visited the doctor
    And the doctor wrote with perfect handwriting

  • @mugishagabriel6074
    @mugishagabriel6074 3 года назад +65

    When putin drinks alcohol, the alcohol gets drunk

  • @amakemtheassasin5045
    @amakemtheassasin5045 4 года назад +2596

    When Putin fails in a test, the teacher has to resign for not teaching well.

    • @kevinb8800
      @kevinb8800 4 года назад +133

      Putin never fails in a test, Test fails Putin.

    • @EliteRanger
      @EliteRanger 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @cyruschristian3679
      @cyruschristian3679 3 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @Катюша-щ5ю
      @Катюша-щ5ю 3 года назад +9

      Apparently that never happened, since the test always passed on putin

    • @zachryng3990
      @zachryng3990 3 года назад +5

      When Putin gives a wrong answer, the question changes to fit the answer and make it right.

  • @smokithebroski6754
    @smokithebroski6754 4 года назад +541

    When Putin gets arrested, he escorts the police into the car.

    • @Milonga1715
      @Milonga1715 4 года назад +13

      Putin don't get arrested, the police get arrested by Putin

    • @sunsunsunh
      @sunsunsunh 4 года назад

      @@Milonga1715 literally xd

  • @katanna9026
    @katanna9026 4 года назад +704

    When Putin dives into water he does not get wet, the water that gets "Putined"

  • @christomatoo
    @christomatoo 3 года назад +17

    When Putin goes to sleep, he turns the daylight off.

  • @runbkk8981
    @runbkk8981 4 года назад +3177

    When Putin left for college he told his father: "you're the man of the house now"

  • @Cookiekekw
    @Cookiekekw 4 года назад +1378

    Putin tells foreigners how to speak their language.

    • @thatsnotyourbussines8198
      @thatsnotyourbussines8198 4 года назад

      Shut up and dont say bullshits

    • @oskarcollison1801
      @oskarcollison1801 4 года назад +3

      yasmn amirzadh bit harsh

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 4 года назад +1

      yasmn amirzadh Hey it was just a joke.

    • @ehhhhh596
      @ehhhhh596 4 года назад +5

      @@thatsnotyourbussines8198 be careful there you might cut yourself.

    • @tantainguyen4290
      @tantainguyen4290 4 года назад +3

      yasmn amirzadh
      Watch yourself, Putin may find you tonight

  • @sweeparpage6346
    @sweeparpage6346 4 года назад +424

    If putin come's over to your house, you're the guest.

  • @jacklondon4292
    @jacklondon4292 3 года назад +27

    When Putin buys an apartment, he gives the owner the keys.

  • @hemanthkumarar
    @hemanthkumarar 4 года назад +1950

    Putin: Open and closes his eyes....
    World: It's called Day and Night.....