@Wolfang cutthroat western propaganda.....he's a true nationalist ..unlike Donald duck whose prime goal is cash...and doesn't care bout his citizens ...typical capitalist
@@messiah6670 You mean the peaceful, Democratic annexation of Crimea? Which the Western Media called a massacre? Or the Violent rebels in Chechnya that were killing people that the Russian Govt. Responded too? Or maybe in Georgia. Where the Russian Government sent a peacekeeping and Political aide response to anarchy in which the West, once again painted as a massacre? You've been fed a bunch of lies. Deal with it.
Jakob Cunha Meh, you def don’t live in Russia if you say something like this. Deep love for his people cannot be expressed by the widespread corruption of people close to Putin, money laundering on an incredible scale, and many politicians hiding their multimillion-dollar foreign real estate (which has been repeatedly proven, but the procurator did not even consider these cases, since it is simply dangerous and not profitable for them). And the main oppositionist, who conducted these investigations, is right now in the hospital with the most severe poisoning with an unknown substance. So don't talk about things that you know little about with such confidence that you are right.
When Putin comes to your house, you are the guest. Upd. How fast my popularity is raising on this comment section. You are great! Have a nice day guys!!!
Have you seen how he treats his ministers and government officials when they fuck up? He publicly humiliates them lmao. You better believe he's gonna scold his personal barber.
I agree. I was really surprised to scroll down for a while and not see the usual shit talk, insults, etc. It was a fun read. Putin videos are fun to watch themselves.
He is talking about the moment in the 5th book when the minister of magic Cornelius Fudge wanted Dumbledoor to be arrested but he escaped with the help of his fenix. And then the Kigsley admitted that he has a style.
Putin doesn't aim when he shoot, the target moves to where he is shooting exactly.
Cs hackers created auto-aim just by looking putin with a gun
Or its because he was a KGB agent and trained for that type of shooting
😂
@@rommosher 0L
🤣😭
putin is the guy who calls the principal into his office .
*principal
@@kibiwotkibet1340 an r/whoosh means that you don't get the joke he was just correcting his spelling
Furious Hell Hound are u dumb bro
@@Nico-pq2ky yeah man just saw it now
english is not my first language
Lmao this made me laugh so hard....🤣🤣
whenever putin creates an account, the terms and condition agrees with him.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD the best one so far XD
Lmaoo
Otherwise they would have to drink tea with him...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😅
When Putin first went to school he asked his teacher "what do you want to be in life"
😂 lol
Epic.😅
Best comment by far
😂
Once Putin and Hulk had a fight.
The loser had to paint himself green.
Highly underrated
Tony _Shark cringe💀
@@maliya7337 no u
@@maliya7337 no u
@@maliya7337 no u
When Putin was born, he said "Congratulations" to his mother.
Lmaooo.
🤣🤣
Congratulation, it's a *MAN*
Underrated comment
LMAO😂😂
When Putin makes a grammatical error, the dictionary is updated
When Putin fails a math test, the formula changed
Bro thats good joke
Putin doesnt make grammatical errors
That's kinda true 😂 If he makes an error in the word, all the other people in the country go "Well, if the president can say it like that, I can too!"
Good😂😂😂one
it must be difficult for putin to raise two parents as a single child
🤣🤣
This is a good 1
The best comment
😂😂😂
Best ,The best
Putin has a grizzle bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead, it is just afraid to move.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Fking underrated comment bro
The grizzly bear is scared of short stack? I don't get it.
This comment is gold!
When Putin slices onions, onions cry.
Im crying 😭😂
Best one yet
Damnn😂😂😂😂
New one...😂😂
🤣
Putin once threw a grenade and killed 3 people, then it exploded.
Underated comment lol
Chuck Norris' meme, do better.
@@keneisogotsu911 yep
When Putin goes to the olympics the medals play against each other to get putin
funny
LOL!
When graham bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from putin.
And one from MKBHD
So strong XD
I think this is originally a Chuck Norris joke
LMAO WWHO Comes up with shit like this HAHAHAHAH
I don't think anyone survives the first missed call from putin.
Putin asked his father:
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
lolmao
Lmao
😁
@@jathinmahendra he is saying in reverse
@@jathinmahendra karen
When Putin was born he named his parents.
When you born you copied this comment.
@@rahuln8605 still funny tho
Hhhhhhhhhh
Michael ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Rahul N i didn’t see this in the comments section, not my fault🤷🏽♀️
Putin reading the comments: "It's true, all of it"
😂😂😂👏👏👏
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
putin give me 10000 rubles
He's a Hero
Putin the type of guy that asks Netflix who's watching.
Well he used to be in the KGB, so yeah
😂😂😂
Literally.
LOL
Putin once accidentally dropped his wallet while visiting Switzerland. That spot is now known as the Swiss Bank.
k that one was pretty wack.
Young Gunna are you a Swiss or something?
@@mihailshevchenko2368 the whole point of these jokes is about him being badass
Having money is nowhere near badass
chOLEsterin no, but being that successful is.
i can see that happening. Nice 1
When Putin was born, he signed his own birth certificate.
XD
Such strong independent man
XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😶😶NO WORDS
"Give me back my pen "
🤣🤣🤣🙏
When Putin was born.
His parents asked doctors: Boy or Girl?
Doctor Replied: MAN
Good one
Complete Competitive HUMAN
underrated
Before monsters go to sleep, they check under their bed for Putin.
lmao nice one
Underratrd
How do you guys even come up with such brilliant yet funny comments man? Shit. 🤣🤣🤣
@@reversef0xx he didn't come up with this. it's a modified version of an already existing meme.
@@keneisogotsu911 oh ok.
Putin's dad is called "Putin Junior"
Best one so far
You saying putin fked his mother to give birth to his father who technically fked his wife to give birth to putin??
@@orangehooman7465 putin can do that
@@okbasto9541 ohhh but putin can't do that but do that can putin!!
@@orangehooman7465 disrespectful
When Putin was in school he told his PE teacher to run faster.
🤦
But this is actually not only about Putin. 😂
Putin wasn't in school.
The school was in Putin
Putin didn’t study math. Math studied him
Samuel Lee Putin didn’t eat pussy. Pussy ate him.
When Putin comes to late for class the class apologizes for being early.
When putin was younger, he missed 2 days of school
Those 2 days became Saturday and Sunday
Lol
Pff what a pussy
LOL
Is it true🤦♀️
@@betilaaliteb7781 obviously its a joke 😑
When putin was born, he named his parents, the doctors, the nurses then himself.
Bras Magnum lmao im dying
what HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Holy..................................
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhha
Really?😂
When Putin was in school, teachers had to raise their hand to speak to him
LMAOOOO
This one is really good
jajajajaja
Ayy I'm your 1000th like
BAKSJISNYSKND
2:28 - Putin walks up those stairs like a badass.
Joe Biden falls down 3 times on AF1 stairs.
😂😂😂
LMAOO 😅😂🤣
There is a big age difference between two
@@puneetmishra4726 how old is putin and how old is joe
@@siesta3002 answer: They're 10 years apart, putin is 68 while joe is 78
When putin was 18 his parents left the house.
lmao
ahahha lmao
😂😂
IM GIVING YOU THE MOST HILARIOUS COMMMENT IN THE INTERNET
xD
Putin doesn't walk, the globe turns under him.
@Wolfang cutthroat western propaganda.....he's a true nationalist ..unlike Donald duck whose prime goal is cash...and doesn't care bout his citizens ...typical capitalist
@@messiah6670 You mean the peaceful, Democratic annexation of Crimea? Which the Western Media called a massacre? Or the Violent rebels in Chechnya that were killing people that the Russian Govt. Responded too? Or maybe in Georgia. Where the Russian Government sent a peacekeeping and Political aide response to anarchy in which the West, once again painted as a massacre? You've been fed a bunch of lies. Deal with it.
Jakob Cunha Meh, you def don’t live in Russia if you say something like this. Deep love for his people cannot be expressed by the widespread corruption of people close to Putin, money laundering on an incredible scale, and many politicians hiding their multimillion-dollar foreign real estate (which has been repeatedly proven, but the procurator did not even consider these cases, since it is simply dangerous and not profitable for them). And the main oppositionist, who conducted these investigations, is right now in the hospital with the most severe poisoning with an unknown substance. So don't talk about things that you know little about with such confidence that you are right.
Wolfang cutthroat it’s supposed to be funny so no, you didn’t do it right
@@messiah6670 vagner fault
This looks like a movie and but with Putin playing all the roles. The president, the spy, the cool rich guy.
James Bond of presidents
He looks lyk Timothy Dalton
And the dictator haha
putin is already a title in Russia, no more president.
009
"Everyone's a gangster, until Putin enters the room." - Nato secretary general.
When Putin walked, he didn't actually walk but the world moved for him.
Just imagine when he runs...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Relativity in a nutshell
Hold on😂
@@deanromania6748 World is a treadmill for him
if putin comes to your house, he'll give u the wifi password.
When Putin comes to your house, you are the guest
When Putin comes to your house, you are homeless... forever
Edward Snowden helped Putin get the password.
🤣
EPIC
*When Putin comes to your house, he gives YOU the Wifi password.*
Original 🔔🔚
Lol
jonny jonjon bellend? 😂😂😂
@@filipvelkov6829 that's the one 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Putin calls the wrong person,
Wrong person apologies for being the wrong person.
🤣🤣👆💀
@@Ella-iw7xn 😆
🤣🤣🤣💯
@@rsram7111 😂
😂
Imagine putin reading these comments ... putin be like "That's all true tho"
Above ya
Even as a random Russian girl, I’m reading like “that’s all true tho”
Putin doesn’t read the comment, the comment reads itself for him
alaskaxx may I ask, what is the general opinion about him? Does Russia prosper under Putin’s admin
@@alexandraaikonika Does Russia like Putin as much as the rest of the world does?
When Putin goes to the therapist, he asks the therapist what's wrong
Good one
Nice
therapists go to him
Then Putin fixes the problem, permanently.
He doesn't go to therapist, therapist goes to him
Putin calls 911 and asks what’s their emergency?
I did that once, it was pretty wild
😂😂
Underrated 😂😂
???: 나 도지산데
😂😂😂 underrated
When Google doesn't know something, it asks Putin
Putin wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
lmao XD
WHY?? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT????
@@Dev-In-Denver123 r/woosh
@@Dev-In-Denver123 It is above our mortal understanding, brother
@@a.princeft7385 r/wooooshwith4os
When Putin hits his toe, the table cries out in agony.
This needs more likes
Best one
Pfft
Lol
Wtf 😂😂
Putin gives google maps the directions.
Underrated... Lol
SHIIIT NIGGA LMAO
Lol so true
Its actually true tho
😂😂😂
He is like James Bond. Just more legendary.
Nah. He's a class SSS level threat Bond villain 😂
Guys stop.
I’m tired of liking comments 😂
SAME !!!
Me too🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I can't stop laughing
Fr
Me too! Hahhaha
We in the same boat!!!!!!
Putin looks like he's an actor in a movie playing the president of Russia
Yeah he somehow does a perfect imitation
Well the president of Ukraine literally played the role of president of Ukraine.
That's what I thought
Russians don't care who is president, as long as it's a "macho" man who gives them false dreams of grandeur.
@@80s_Boombox_Collector ору, откуда такие выводы?
When Putin was born he slapped the Doctor to make him cry. Then took the nurse home...
Lol😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😅😂🤣😅😂🤣
😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ended up just reading the comments while listening to the background music.
Same 🤣
One of the best comment sections I have ever seen hand down LoL
Samee😂🤩
I'm doing the same thing ryt now 😂😂😂
Is pudin a president or wat
Im just laughing at all the reverse comments, Lmao
Same here! They're hilarious! 😂😂
About a pathetic piece of shit murderer.
"Bear" witness to putins greatness
Dead 😭
chuck Norris old school jokes remixed with Putin’s name
It was Putin who throw apple on Newton's head so that he could discover gravity
Underrated
Nope, when Putin threw this apple, gravity happened.
@@bobing1752 it makes sense
He threw Newton at the apple
You know the apple thing never actually happened with newton, right?
*He's the most alpha president in the world.*
@@aravindkramesh 💕 💕❤️
When Putin comes to your house, you are the guest.
Upd. How fast my popularity is raising on this comment section. You are great! Have a nice day guys!!!
yes, he brings war with him.. so yes, or a deadman or a guest
And you must drink tea with him.
LOL
@@AVeryRandomPerson That's an English thing
😂😂😂😂😂
The worst day of putin's life was February 30. Now it doesn't exist.
F in the chat for 30th February
F
F
F
F
When he was toddler and his parents were afraid, they went to sleep in his bed
😂😂😂
Underrated
zlatans!!
Bed time story 😂😂
LMAO Putin gave his parents the bedtime stories
NATO shivering right now, God bless you Putin.
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Putin stories
LMaoo
U mean Putin tell the story
When his phone rings in theatre,the movie pauses
Wow!
The fact that this can also be true is pretty impressive.
This could be true.
And now we call it interval
He doesn’t have a phone tho (real fact!)
When putin goes to zoo, animals buy ticket to see him.
You calling him a animal?
@@bladewagon5230 They calling him Putin
Dude, thats too much 💀
that's insult actually
I've seen this comment somewhere else too. Funny as hell man 🤣
When Putin goes school, he checks if the teacher did the assignment.
When Putin stares at the sun, the sun has close its eyes.
Actually the sun sets.
😂😂😂
GAZER GAZER
When Putin became 18, he gave his father "the talk".
🤔🤔
@@saniyavlogsnowooncreations9678 you didn't understood?
@@emanuelbatista812 noo
@@saniyavlogsnowooncreations9678 "the talk" its when ur parent talk to you about sexual life.
@@emanuelbatista812 🙏
The bodyguards doesn't escorted Putin, Putin escorted the bodyguards.
For next time pay attention in school.
weird flex but okay
When Putin was very young, he told his grandparents his childhood stories.
Putin is the guy who ask Netflix ''Are you still watching?''
and Netflix would be the one choking.
I mean they did make cuties
ZOHAIB BHATTI what’s cuties I heard so much about?
When Putin gets pulled over, the officer arrests himself.
This is actually true
@@mirlov hahah
😊😂😂😂
This would be quiet literal, knowing his power
abi... :D
He arrest the officer!
When Putin comes out from his house ,corona gets quarantined .
This comment is much much underrated, take my like
This is the best comment I've seen
Wow
Out his bunker
Lol
Just the coolest and most intelligent leader, haters are just jealous, let them be…
Putin ate his dog's homework
LOL
Thanks for the mental image!
This is the best one
Haha
HAHAHAH
He is exactly who you would expect to be the leader of Russia
This guy is Russia
Excatly
@@FrogEnjoyer17 Is he also a senate?
@MrCouchmen It’s treason then
MrCouchmen no senators over there
Putin is the type of guy to tell the baber that he didn't like the cut.
Have you seen how he treats his ministers and government officials when they fuck up? He publicly humiliates them lmao. You better believe he's gonna scold his personal barber.
Damn thats hard!
How would he get a hair cut? He doesn’t have any hair. 😂
@@crabby7320 lmfaolol
@@crabby7320 lmao
When Putin goes on a diet, the food loses weight.
I've seen many comment sections so far, but this one right here has got to be the best
😂 😂 😂 😂
I am dying seriously
RUclips should give award to this comment section
I agree. I was really surprised to scroll down for a while and not see the usual shit talk, insults, etc. It was a fun read. Putin videos are fun to watch themselves.
By far the best!!
Better call saul!!
Agreed, most comments are entertaining but there's so many exceptionally hilarious jokes in this comment section as well.
Putin doesn’t breathe, oxygen needs him to survive
1.3 k likes with no reply
Miyuki Kun there’s no justice in this world
Half true :P
Putin drove his pregnant mother to the hospital to deliver him
Wat?😐
😂😂😂
@@Marco-ck4jj yeah🤣
underrated 😂😂😂😂
Wtf is that happen
Putin went bald because his hair was too scared to be above him.
😂 😂 This comment section is such "putin" level funny...
Exactly dude
that's what i thought, i literally share this post just for this comment section
When Putin is in Africa , 59 seconds pass for every minute.
😂
Got that reference 😂
I didn't got it pls can u explain it??
@@vibe4103 there's a meme/ video - in africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes
@@rahulr6156 Ok got it.. Thnks bro 🤜😇😎
Putin doesn’t tie his shoes, they salute and tie themselves
they Do the macarena
Underrated comment
💀💀
Putin doesn't turn on the lights.
He turns off the dark.
When Armstrong reached moon Putin was already there to say Hi!!!
Thats why usa is to afraid to go back to moon
@@lucifergaming839 🤣🤣
@@lucifergaming839 😁
I've got to admit, he's got style.
and nose. :D
@@albabahmed2735 lol I came to say the same thing.
Hahahahha only Harry Potter Fans get the reference.
@@vikokkult2949 its not that hard to understand that voldemort doesnt have a nose xD
He is talking about the moment in the 5th book when the minister of magic Cornelius Fudge wanted Dumbledoor to be arrested but he escaped with the help of his fenix. And then the Kigsley admitted that he has a style.
At lunch Putin asked his parents if they finished their veggies.
This is way too funny 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 oh man this is underrated
I'm still a big Vladimir Putin supporter.
Hell yeah ✊🏻
Don't know how ?? But I'm obsessed 😆
When Mark Zuckeberg createed facebook , he already had a friend request from Putin
Great joke, underrated.
@@Stefan-su5wg yoo wtf it already been a month since i commented this time flies fr
Bro this one was good.
😂😂🤣🤣
Haha
When Putin looks at the sun, he doesn’t wear sunglasses. The sun wears putinglasses.
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Well, bravo, this one is new.
The sun says: I'm just Putin on my glasses
@@dnavaneet good one
🤣🤣🤣
He doesn't wait for anyone to open his door, that tells a lot
Business as usual.
I was waiting to see if he’d wait, wasn’t disappointed. Putin is the man ☺️
@ITS YA BOI MIKE WAZOWSKI And you know this how? Name just one that seriously could challenge Putin, which he offed?
@Jeb Bush The one thing you two have in common is idiocy.
Inagine having to highlight such a thing as a positive trait. Our standards went down a bit haven't they?
*Putin visits the White House*
Biden : " thanks for having me today sir"
What about modi? Chai chai
When putin walks, the carpet turns red
Classic!!!!
ŞSÖDLSŞFLDŞDÇLDWŞDÇÖEŞÇXÖSÇÖSLEŞSÇSLSLSÖDÖWÖXÖSÖS
Good ☝🏻 😅🦚✨
Blood stai- wait what's that siren sound?
😆😆
Putin has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead. It's just afraid to move.
Remove the exclamation point
@@yasserfarhat8070 thats what i was thinking
Andrei Neagu greetings from Kollegah
😂😂😂
🤦♀️😂😂😂😂😂
Putin once visited the doctor
And the doctor wrote with perfect handwriting
это ответ
May be nuclear launch codes
When putin drinks alcohol, the alcohol gets drunk
When Putin fails in a test, the teacher has to resign for not teaching well.
Putin never fails in a test, Test fails Putin.
😂
Hahahaha
Apparently that never happened, since the test always passed on putin
When Putin gives a wrong answer, the question changes to fit the answer and make it right.
When Putin gets arrested, he escorts the police into the car.
Putin don't get arrested, the police get arrested by Putin
@@Milonga1715 literally xd
When Putin dives into water he does not get wet, the water that gets "Putined"
😂🤣😂🤣😂
😅😆😆🤣🤣
😂
When Putin goes to sleep, he turns the daylight off.
When Putin left for college he told his father: "you're the man of the house now"
That's awesome!🤣😂😅
Looove😂😂😂😂
*★Exactly...👍🏽*
No wayyy sauce pls
No, his dad is Stalin
Putin tells foreigners how to speak their language.
Shut up and dont say bullshits
yasmn amirzadh bit harsh
yasmn amirzadh Hey it was just a joke.
@@thatsnotyourbussines8198 be careful there you might cut yourself.
yasmn amirzadh
Watch yourself, Putin may find you tonight
If putin come's over to your house, you're the guest.
ngl technically he does own the house
😆
OUR house
When Putin buys an apartment, he gives the owner the keys.
Putin: Open and closes his eyes....
World: It's called Day and Night.....
This is a Putin level comment
@@payalanavyasri1568 sure it is...
ohh this is good!
K this one was wacky. Nice one dude
@@luisitocomunista546 and thank you bud! :)