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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @apollo6718
    @apollo6718 3 года назад +14276

    Belle saying she fell for one of her fans is A tactical Business move

    • @GrandFatherMoon
      @GrandFatherMoon 3 года назад +1300

      Oh shit, you’re right

    • @toad3222
      @toad3222 3 года назад +773

      @Jenfletcher56 no

    • @nannaogashawarmabrendan
      @nannaogashawarmabrendan 3 года назад +260

      A good business move mind you. 😂

    • @l.i.a.m.b
      @l.i.a.m.b 3 года назад +27

      Holy...

    • @Scrubba332
      @Scrubba332 3 года назад +419

      Now shes gonna get more simps, which means more onlyfans donations

  • @arkonatous
    @arkonatous 3 года назад +13346

    I’m in love, that beautiful hair, that cute smile... Man Charlie makes my heart miss a beat.

  • @LoganMBeaupre
    @LoganMBeaupre 3 года назад +7308

    Her saying she's attracted to unattractive men is also an tactical business move

    • @lil_puddin
      @lil_puddin 3 года назад +224

      Nah, women are statistically more likely to ignore looks compared to men by A LOT. I assume an Internet dwelling female would be even more likely to ignore looks by default. Assuming the guy's hygiene is proper, bonus points if the guys don't appear homeless.

    • @jchere5735
      @jchere5735 3 года назад +123

      @@lil_puddin based off what

    • @LoganMBeaupre
      @LoganMBeaupre 3 года назад +105

      @@lil_puddin I too would like to know were your getting your numbers

    • @CupOfWhiskey
      @CupOfWhiskey 3 года назад +135

      @ThatBoi69 this the type of dude to be buying her content lmfao

    • @kudos4201
      @kudos4201 3 года назад +11

      @@jchere5735 based on cock

  • @Aced369
    @Aced369 3 года назад +4237

    Bell Delphine could just say that a clean world is her kink and all the simp's would start cleaning the earth

    • @chrisw3164
      @chrisw3164 3 года назад +241

      That would be a genius move

    • @T20Prod
      @T20Prod 3 года назад +95

      everyone liked that

    • @gmkar7766
      @gmkar7766 3 года назад +93

      harness the simp power

    • @ineptspecimen2280
      @ineptspecimen2280 3 года назад +13

      Too late bro the world's already fucked.

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 3 года назад +91

      @@ineptspecimen2280 Don't underestimate the power of twitter simps

  • @JC-Alan
    @JC-Alan 3 года назад +17425

    Wow, Belle Delphine is very lucky to get on the podcast with a critically acclaimed Hunger Games star.

    • @frankreyes6784
      @frankreyes6784 3 года назад +116

      Have you seen the trailer for his latest film? Award season has his name all over it

    • @SubinAdhikari-hr1li
      @SubinAdhikari-hr1li 3 года назад +14

      I finally realized she's not verified

    • @vp595
      @vp595 3 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @rameirasocial9531
      @rameirasocial9531 3 года назад +24

      Charlie is indeed the only critically acclaimed thing about hunger games

    • @boomblade1019
      @boomblade1019 3 года назад +26

      @@rameirasocial9531 he was the highlight of the film. Wouldn’t have been the same without his brilliant acting experience

  • @xdrago1051
    @xdrago1051 3 года назад +12218

    Belle: I'm not into attractive people, I'm more into funny guys
    Simps: *I'm something of a comedian myself*

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 3 года назад +168

      plot twist: that's who ur trying to be

    • @bravoseis1937
      @bravoseis1937 3 года назад +42

      This watchmojo and here we are covering
      Top 10 biggest plot twist
      Number 1 :Anthony Arias

    • @zazlyndratm8643
      @zazlyndratm8643 3 года назад +1

      Did u mean Sive?

    • @riofficial06
      @riofficial06 3 года назад +20

      Oh thanks god I'm attractive

    • @clean1752
      @clean1752 3 года назад +1

      r/funnymemes

  • @rxkiller5366
    @rxkiller5366 3 года назад +15147

    She was too nervous to talk to Charlie because she knows she doesn’t have a hunger games Oscar award

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 3 года назад +2838

    Say what you want about Belle, but she goddamn knows how to make business.

    • @scotchwhisky6094
      @scotchwhisky6094 3 года назад +65

      Bill Gates did it better.

    • @JoicSeth
      @JoicSeth 3 года назад +293

      @@scotchwhisky6094 yeah, truly a pioneer of the sex industry

    • @scriptersplash5923
      @scriptersplash5923 3 года назад +47

      @@JoicSeth Excuse me w h a t

    • @scotchwhisky6094
      @scotchwhisky6094 3 года назад +17

      @@ephemerisone74 Elon Musk has jack shit compared to Bill who literally impacted almost every business I know. They all use windows computers, even till systems in supermarkets.

    • @scotchwhisky6094
      @scotchwhisky6094 3 года назад +7

      @@ephemerisone74 Space travel doesn’t affect the average person or business. It’s completely irrelevant and waste of time.

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker 3 года назад +13846

    Belle saying she likes funny guys instead of attractive guys is a pro business gamer move.

    • @Ruby-yb8kk
      @Ruby-yb8kk 3 года назад +855

      Got to keep her incells on the onlyfans
      Honestly if I could make that much I would doing the same shit if not worse

    • @steeledcelestial2958
      @steeledcelestial2958 3 года назад +53

      Lmfao I love this Reggie Denton Profile pic

    • @DaddyCC
      @DaddyCC 3 года назад +66

      never realized that shes a genius

    • @yhh3602
      @yhh3602 3 года назад +23

      @@bcbbbcvcvcvbcvbcvvcb2803 lmao

    • @bcbbbcvcvcvbcvbcvvcb2803
      @bcbbbcvcvcvbcvbcvvcb2803 3 года назад +157

      @@DaddyCC I would not say shes a genius
      lmfao Shes just a girl who found a opportunity.

  • @ericshun15yrago73
    @ericshun15yrago73 3 года назад +9711

    Belle Delphine -
    *“I don’t like attractive guys, I like ugly ones”*
    All Belle’s simps -
    *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

  • @MrLazy132
    @MrLazy132 3 года назад +10137

    I just realized I've never actually heard Belle Delphine's voice before this.

    • @socks420.1
      @socks420.1 3 года назад +130

      Same🤣

    • @ViktorErikFade
      @ViktorErikFade 3 года назад +272

      Same, idk why I'm even on this video lol

    • @MrLazy132
      @MrLazy132 3 года назад +464

      @@ViktorErikFade I was genuinely curious about how she is as a person.

    • @aronemirrodriguez3270
      @aronemirrodriguez3270 3 года назад +63

      This is my first time hearing her voice

    • @kryzonok
      @kryzonok 3 года назад +261

      I showed my friend this and he was surprised she had a British accent. He prolly simping in secret. He fancy’s British accents.

  • @kamikatze8878
    @kamikatze8878 3 года назад +3292

    This was the ultimate non simping challenge and only jesus completed it.

  • @ThunderEwokB
    @ThunderEwokB 3 года назад +6071

    "I'm not a very competitive guy" What about all the speedrunes, world records, sex toys, slapping contests and the chess tournament, Charlie?

    • @Shredded_Dragon
      @Shredded_Dragon 3 года назад +172

      Those are just stepping stones for his divine plan!

    • @xbox2360mw
      @xbox2360mw 3 года назад +26

      And not too long ago he made that video about how competitive he was in that go kart race lol.

    • @putriscool
      @putriscool 3 года назад +13

      amateur shit

    • @nikx
      @nikx 3 года назад +55

      How would that be competitive, when there never was a competition to match him?

    • @banditxavier2893
      @banditxavier2893 3 года назад +19

      Why bother competing if you know you're at the top?

  • @mank7230
    @mank7230 3 года назад +3353

    >Claims to be into unattractive guys
    >Claims to have fallen for one of her fans
    holy shit she is an actual genius businesswoman

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 3 года назад +394

      I mean, it's certainly _possible_ she's telling the truth. She's definitely also being strategic, but she could be sincere. She just mentioned one guy. It's not wildly unlikely that she got to know one guy and liked who he was as a person. The actual simp mentality is thinking that one guy means you have a meaningful chance.
      Also, it's pretty established that women are not generally as concerned about looks in a potential partner. At the very least, they have a much broader definition of what is attractive.

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 года назад +79

      @@iankellymorris it could be true, but its very unlikely
      Or atleast, its true, but she knows how good of a marketing tactic is that

    • @SomeGuyNamedMack
      @SomeGuyNamedMack 3 года назад +74

      @Trinket Mage not if the guy is fine with it. Why would he stop such a successful business?

    • @jamiec8657
      @jamiec8657 3 года назад +69

      @Trinket Mage sounds like a virgin thats never had a real relationship looool

    • @iankellymorris
      @iankellymorris 3 года назад +16

      @Trinket Mage I was going to say, “Why’s that?” to your first comment. Then I realized you had two comments, and that could be confusing. But then I realized both comments warrant that response.

  • @kurmanc2569
    @kurmanc2569 3 года назад +1240

    This looks like a Discord call between Belle and her top donators

    • @Pengquy
      @Pengquy 3 года назад +97

      You know, the way the cams are set seem weird and remind me of something...

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 3 года назад +25

      @@Pengquy oh shit...

    • @baba9609
      @baba9609 3 года назад +3

      @@Pengquy What?

    • @TheCivildecay
      @TheCivildecay 3 года назад +2

      @@Pengquy YES I came here just to mention that!

    • @bobseeee
      @bobseeee 3 года назад +2

      And charlie

  • @wumboIogist
    @wumboIogist 3 года назад +10822

    Call me a simp but what an absolute lucky human being! Imagine? Being in the presence of a very gorgeous human being like Charlie? Damn, I'm so jealous.

  • @sporebliss
    @sporebliss 3 года назад +7883

    For anyone who ever said she need Jesus, there he is.

  • @OneGiantOnion
    @OneGiantOnion 3 года назад +25664

    Belle delphine will never have a huger moby than you

  • @lucasmendonca7082
    @lucasmendonca7082 3 года назад +1416

    belle: i like funny guys
    the guys there: "improves the jokes"

    • @cjgreen4331
      @cjgreen4331 3 года назад +7

      simps

    • @LoganWard4621
      @LoganWard4621 Год назад +1

      would i count as being funny and hilarious?

    • @smowfowk2461
      @smowfowk2461 Год назад

      I LIKE THE PROPERTY

    • @natelolz11
      @natelolz11 5 месяцев назад

      I mean that's kindve the point of a podcast like this is to make the audience laugh though so idk if that proves anything lol

  • @thermex5270
    @thermex5270 3 года назад +4379

    To all the people saying she needed to find jesus, she found him

    • @doji-san
      @doji-san 3 года назад +29

      hahahaha

    • @beefricebadger2033
      @beefricebadger2033 3 года назад +68

      underrated to the max

    • @Biajuuu
      @Biajuuu 3 года назад +35

      Jesus found her

    • @solosnoop1
      @solosnoop1 3 года назад +19

      This nigga spittin

    • @Name-yv2zq
      @Name-yv2zq 3 года назад +2

      Gotta warn us when you're gonna say some funny shit

  • @Alex-rx7kg
    @Alex-rx7kg 3 года назад +22950

    Beautiful eyes, comforting smile, sexy lips, long luscious hair...
    He's perfect for me

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 3 года назад +2176

      You had me in the first half and I stayed for the second half too

    • @999solar3
      @999solar3 3 года назад +363

      Underrated

    • @anthivity297
      @anthivity297 3 года назад +222

      Bruh I was abouta say lmao

    • @jacksmacks4132
      @jacksmacks4132 3 года назад +74

      This comment 😂😂

    • @Bennieboy918
      @Bennieboy918 3 года назад +259

      @@mailboy1940 do you have are stupid

  • @T-Bone99
    @T-Bone99 3 года назад +4485

    At some point Charlie will have a child, and his classmates will know him to be the kid who's dad has a premium collection of sex toys, including, but not limited to, 2 Moby Huges.

    • @Daily_Meat_Dealer
      @Daily_Meat_Dealer 3 года назад +271

      Their show and tells are about to be lit

    • @T-Bone99
      @T-Bone99 3 года назад +17

      @@Daily_Meat_Dealer 💀💀

    • @ethan2090
      @ethan2090 3 года назад +98

      By the time Charlie has kids he will have a minimum of 5 moby huges. He won't just take Belle's moby huge power play lying down.

    • @eonasep
      @eonasep 3 года назад +3

      at the time of writing he does indeed have at least 2 Moby Huges

    • @google4204
      @google4204 3 года назад +3

      And the big star from the hunger games

  • @aphrodi6311
    @aphrodi6311 3 года назад +393

    Belle: I'm not into attractive people, I'm more into funny guys
    - this girl is collecting the infinite stones for infinite donation

  • @beardalaxy
    @beardalaxy 3 года назад +5157

    "I'm not a very competitive guy"
    Says the man who entered a Twitch Chess tournament

    • @jessiehall1828
      @jessiehall1828 3 года назад +145

      He did it more for shits and giggles he’s not xQc competitive

    • @maxfightmaster1338
      @maxfightmaster1338 3 года назад +16

      Yes, for laughs. There is a difference.

    • @adamaraneta8709
      @adamaraneta8709 3 года назад +30

      It was amateur shit

    • @augusta1994
      @augusta1994 3 года назад +13

      says the man who wants to beat belle's sex toys collection

    • @phatassphilip1892
      @phatassphilip1892 3 года назад +5

      Yeah but that's amateur shit compared to sex toy collecting

  • @zachcross3605
    @zachcross3605 3 года назад +2837

    Charlie: Tries to be intimidating.
    Belle: British accent intensifies

    • @jordii_vv5471
      @jordii_vv5471 3 года назад +186

      That was something that really surprised me, cus I didn't know she was Brittish, and I had never heard her voice, so that caught me way of guard.

    • @ogshanx
      @ogshanx 3 года назад +77

      @@jordii_vv5471 it's a fake accent.. She is actually South African

    • @mrhbn9251
      @mrhbn9251 3 года назад +22

      @@jordii_vv5471 I heard she is actually Russian

    • @jewberto1220
      @jewberto1220 3 года назад +142

      @@ogshanx On the h3 podcast she said she moved to britain before she was 10 so she probably has a british accent by now

    • @rorye6952
      @rorye6952 3 года назад +23

      @@ogshanx she lives in the uk and moved there when she was a child

  • @FirstLast-bv9tm
    @FirstLast-bv9tm 3 года назад +2717

    She likes ugly guys? Guess Charlie is out the picture

    • @walkdeadbanana339
      @walkdeadbanana339 3 года назад +12

      Damn.

    • @d_denragon
      @d_denragon 3 года назад +3

      That hit.... Hard? Seriously Idk how should he react to that 🤣

    • @pikajew1261
      @pikajew1261 3 года назад +13

      he has a girlfriend

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 3 года назад +2

      That dude in the top left is even more out if the picture

    • @ishanator3819
      @ishanator3819 3 года назад +1

      faccckkks dude

  • @one-vq6te
    @one-vq6te 3 года назад +298

    i love how shes consistently open about how she exploits simps for a living but still manages to keep a business going

    • @birrovirro
      @birrovirro 3 года назад +18

      Well, simps are simps

    • @Cecilia-ky3uw
      @Cecilia-ky3uw 3 года назад +4

      maybe being an egirl could actually work out lol that idea of a simp factory sounds like an opportunity not to be missed

    • @cieraleal8030
      @cieraleal8030 2 года назад +6

      good for her,that's the simps's decision to spend money.mot her fault

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 2 года назад +7

      well it’s a mutually beneficial relationship, the simps obviously know what they’re doing and so does Belle so it’s understandable she’d have no issue talking about it

    • @dylanschmeichel2008
      @dylanschmeichel2008 2 года назад +2

      Right at least shes an honest capitalist lol

  • @ZachTheSaint
    @ZachTheSaint 3 года назад +3315

    3 things Charlie has that Belle will never have:
    -He is the Messiah.
    -He won a Twitch chess tournament.
    -He is a Hunger Games Oscar winner.

    • @michaelisnotmichael9008
      @michaelisnotmichael9008 3 года назад +63

      Plus not only did he win the tournament he also beat xqc in 6 moves, plus other then the hunger games he’s also officer greg

    • @koren4685
      @koren4685 3 года назад +35

      I want to corected u bc he is not oscar winning they gave it to jennifer lawrence bc they felt bad

    • @XxTheAbyssxX
      @XxTheAbyssxX 3 года назад +4

      Not only that but he got 2nd to last on the apex legends tournament

    • @sanjeevbhardwaj9612
      @sanjeevbhardwaj9612 3 года назад +8

      He's also John motherfuckin Wick

    • @erite_zx4499
      @erite_zx4499 3 года назад +3

      He’s also Jesus, and he has a penis

  • @genericcommenter1267
    @genericcommenter1267 3 года назад +1685

    "I've never been the type to go for stereotypicaly attractive people". All the guys shuffle thinking about how they can win her heart with their fridge cleaning abilities.

    • @neon-original
      @neon-original 3 года назад +10

      She is money hungry :l

    • @dofkebenzine8710
      @dofkebenzine8710 3 года назад +37

      Lisen dude this is not a threat, but if your gonna compete there will be consequences.

    • @thundercracker07
      @thundercracker07 3 года назад +19

      @@dofkebenzine8710 nah the moment I heard this I fucking splashed a jumper, ball don’t lie, consider *this* a threat

    • @dofkebenzine8710
      @dofkebenzine8710 3 года назад +39

      @@thundercracker07 I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills, and I have donated over 10000$ to Queens.

    • @mariahgutierrez4481
      @mariahgutierrez4481 3 года назад +15

      @@neon-original Blame the guys throwing money at her, she's just smart.

  • @CLOsgood05
    @CLOsgood05 3 года назад +3262

    Belle made a 10,000 IQ move when she said she finds unattractive people hot, she knows the simps are getting excited over her saying that. It's also in a way, a roast lol

    • @staszewaM
      @staszewaM 3 года назад +68

      'getting excited'...I bet they are, probably quite literally! ;)

    • @CLOsgood05
      @CLOsgood05 3 года назад +7

      staszewa lol

    • @GoalHubYouTube
      @GoalHubYouTube 3 года назад

      Please respond if you also are dissapointed after watching her releasing actual nudes on twitter...

    • @lowkeycesar
      @lowkeycesar 3 года назад +2

      Seggs = bad

    • @QWErwq889
      @QWErwq889 3 года назад +15

      @@GoalHubRUclips i r d c

  • @battlebrothertifesrolilios4423
    @battlebrothertifesrolilios4423 3 года назад +164

    Belle: "One time a guy asked me if he can pay me to clean my fridge"
    Me: Ya know, maybe this whole E--girl thing is for me.

  • @dybixs1400
    @dybixs1400 3 года назад +5239

    This is my first time hearing Belle Delphine's voice, I didnt expect that brittish accent at all

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +16

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it .->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @verticaltoast2488
      @verticaltoast2488 3 года назад +301

      Same here

    • @datboigamer2526
      @datboigamer2526 3 года назад +640

      @@riskyy2657 not funny, didnt laugh

    • @rileyjroberts
      @rileyjroberts 3 года назад +248

      Lol that's a South African accent but ok

    • @nicolasfernandeztaboada1656
      @nicolasfernandeztaboada1656 3 года назад +89

      @@rileyjroberts yeah but shes from london

  • @PrinterStand
    @PrinterStand 3 года назад +1475

    Honestly, she gets bonus points for being so poise. I was scared she was gonna put on some super Anime persona but nah, she sounds like a smart actress who just runs a slightly weird adult show.

    • @azment8666
      @azment8666 3 года назад +126

      perhaps her accent makes her seem more intelligent

    • @darrenlobo1627
      @darrenlobo1627 3 года назад +3

      @@azment8666 yea it cool kinda

    • @PrinterStand
      @PrinterStand 3 года назад +71

      @@azment8666 homie you don't make that much off simps being dumb.
      Smart isn't confined to the subject of institutional academia.

    • @azment8666
      @azment8666 3 года назад +22

      @@mitkomadzunkov5752 no correlation?

    • @azment8666
      @azment8666 3 года назад

      @@mitkomadzunkov5752 but yea i see what ur saying most of these ethots could buy me out my family and they dumb asf

  • @maximummoisture2311
    @maximummoisture2311 3 года назад +6867

    Befriended a sex worker
    Jesus ✅
    Charlie ✅
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +11

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it .->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 3 года назад +89

      I usually believe in coincidences but this one does seem sketchy.

    • @crazycat1107
      @crazycat1107 3 года назад +8

      Wait now there is a *one giant finger* channel now??!?

    • @humanbeing1312
      @humanbeing1312 3 года назад +85

      @@riskyy2657 really now, who do you think is dum enough to believe that

    • @thegreatmysterys
      @thegreatmysterys 3 года назад +30

      @@humanbeing1312 he's doing this on every comment

  • @oscar1012
    @oscar1012 3 года назад +86

    Regardless of how she makes her money, she seems like a pretty chill person, and also very educated in the ways of trolling the internet

  • @KingPancat
    @KingPancat 3 года назад +2750

    This is the most surreal experience ever, I wasnt even sure if belle was a real person.

    • @Skadongle
      @Skadongle 3 года назад +17

      Facts lmaoo

    • @xsir_hcx3897
      @xsir_hcx3897 3 года назад +202

      She’s rlly not, she’s in character a lot of the time and a lot of what she’s says is very clever and plays into her marketing strategy lol. But I don’t knock her for that

    • @mank7230
      @mank7230 3 года назад +94

      i honestly don’t believe a word she says but she knows exactly what she’s doing

    • @giga7213
      @giga7213 3 года назад +10

      I know right
      I’d be less surprised to see a real leprechaun that shits small bags of gold coins and vomits lucky charms

    • @nickthegreat9434
      @nickthegreat9434 3 года назад +6

      Watch the coldones episode with her

  • @robertkane1490
    @robertkane1490 3 года назад +2895

    I just realized, I've never heard her speak till now.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +3

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it .->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @flashmozzg
      @flashmozzg 3 года назад +86

      She covered that point in h3h3 podcast.

    • @silverdededestruction2197
      @silverdededestruction2197 3 года назад +145

      She also sounds completely different from her singing voice in her music videos with senzawa

    • @buniboi2163
      @buniboi2163 3 года назад +150

      I thought her voice would be squeaky and annoying.

    • @xooperz
      @xooperz 3 года назад +5

      @@buniboi2163 so just like you expected?

  • @just_a_hunter9548
    @just_a_hunter9548 3 года назад +1447

    Holy shit, Belle Delphine in a podcast with the Hunger Games super star, music composer, chess world champion, owner of the most unique CD, card collector, porn film director, Karen specialist, experienced writer, film critic, videogame critic and voice actor Cr1tikal?!?!?!?!

    • @ArchIVEDCinema
      @ArchIVEDCinema 3 года назад +63

      And owner of not one, but 2 Moby Huges

    • @koren4685
      @koren4685 3 года назад +2

      @@ArchIVEDCinema less impressive when you are a woman but still she have 4 moby huges

    • @leon1san
      @leon1san 3 года назад

      and holder of world records

    • @zapcoolman8816
      @zapcoolman8816 3 года назад +2

      also inventor of the classic bored burgers joke

    • @leoboulanger1485
      @leoboulanger1485 3 года назад

      and officer greg

  • @domib.3924
    @domib.3924 3 года назад +310

    In 200 years people will be touring "The Delphine House". And there will be guns, teddy bears, dildos, and other random shit on the walls. This is history in the making, folks.

    • @mathewconlan75
      @mathewconlan75 3 года назад

      She legit just uploaded a room tour dudee HAHAhha

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 2 года назад +1

      We can’t have guns, it’s the UK

    • @anniek3866
      @anniek3866 2 года назад

      Just 20 moby huges in the basement
      Like 10 on each side

    • @gustavesoucy-breton6841
      @gustavesoucy-breton6841 Год назад +1

      @@brickabang you can own anything if you have enough money...

  • @thoggerspass6282
    @thoggerspass6282 3 года назад +522

    Imma be honest prior to this moment I didn’t even know Belle Delphine could talk.

  • @dexlovesgames_dlg
    @dexlovesgames_dlg 3 года назад +1348

    "I'm into guys who are stereotypically not attractive." Great marketing, belle. Smart play. Everyone has low self esteem.

    • @JohnSmith-ou5un
      @JohnSmith-ou5un 3 года назад +161

      Yeah she really knows how to play into her target audience

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 3 года назад +79

      guess im not the guy for her :(
      Im glad

    • @Christian-xo8hu
      @Christian-xo8hu 3 года назад +96

      @@bornofpixels good for you, pretty boy

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 3 года назад +63

      @@Christian-xo8hu thanks bro, love you

    • @jeffalong
      @jeffalong 3 года назад +44

      @@bornofpixels suffering from success

  • @hed
    @hed 3 года назад +1860

    Charle: starts opening dilldos on stream instead of Pokémon cards

    • @bbo9635
      @bbo9635 3 года назад +20

      I pronounced charle in the same way you would pronounce snarl

    • @deef6242
      @deef6242 3 года назад +27

      "oh shit! a moby huge!!! these bad boys go on sale for almost $700"

    • @denglong7180
      @denglong7180 3 года назад +4

      How do you remember Pokemon when he only opened it one time? Every Video was him Opening Yugioh...

    • @bontilisious
      @bontilisious 3 года назад

      asinloveyunz.link

    • @B31NG
      @B31NG 3 года назад

      @@bontilisious fun lil site, but why?

  • @huxley8671
    @huxley8671 3 года назад +94

    This is my first time hearing Belle talking and her voice is actually nice. I just also now realized she's British.

    • @Shanaoh
      @Shanaoh 2 года назад +3

      I think she’s South African

    • @biglawturbo6703
      @biglawturbo6703 2 года назад +1

      @@Shanaoh Hmmm... maybe, Idk. But yeah, the other person is right. The way she speaks, she definitely was born in, or at least, lives in the UK for quite a long time.
      Ok, so I went on Google and apparently she was both in South Africa and moved to the UK Idk how long long ago.

    • @metsehafehenok7617
      @metsehafehenok7617 2 года назад +2

      @@biglawturbo6703 That's what a south african accent sounds like, her accent didn't change living in the UK

    • @datboi3577
      @datboi3577 2 года назад +7

      @@metsehafehenok7617 No it isn't. Thats an english accent, not a south african accent at all

  • @_futur3_298
    @_futur3_298 3 года назад +5878

    Shes really just a genius businesswoman. Its funny how calculated the ways she responds to certain things are.

    • @bigmon1826
      @bigmon1826 3 года назад +508

      Ya her personality is way different than I thought it would be

    • @sonicshark2281
      @sonicshark2281 3 года назад +120

      I don’t think that implies here

    • @Neal942
      @Neal942 3 года назад +10

      Go vikes

    • @liamkrenz1292
      @liamkrenz1292 3 года назад +11

      Simp

    • @liamkrenz1292
      @liamkrenz1292 3 года назад +9

      @@bigmon1826 god I despise her

  • @two-bitmathews8896
    @two-bitmathews8896 3 года назад +2056

    I love when rich people say “well I’m poor compared to Jeff Bezos” like yeah and I’m rich compared to my unemployed goldfish

    • @Razzbow
      @Razzbow 3 года назад +268

      Good thing you made the destinction "unemployed goldfish" I would have assumed he had a job.

    • @753238
      @753238 3 года назад +32

      Thanks my spy goldfish has no job

    • @deutschelehrer69
      @deutschelehrer69 3 года назад +25

      Same with my dog she doesn't work,has no skills i have to pay for her food,her rent everything
      But its worth it tho ☺️

    • @two-bitmathews8896
      @two-bitmathews8896 3 года назад

      @@753238 wut

    • @ninjatzH
      @ninjatzH 3 года назад +9

      but that's the thing even if you earned and saved $1,000,000 per year it would take you 193,000 ($193b mentioned in this video) years to get to jeff bezos wealth

  • @nightseeker226
    @nightseeker226 3 года назад +1348

    "Says she want funny > attractive"
    "Says she like unattractive guys"
    "Says she liked computer science guys"
    She just collected the infinite stones of infinite donation

    • @cuckmecheez9434
      @cuckmecheez9434 3 года назад +98

      Larry infinite simp stones

    • @petermccannell7565
      @petermccannell7565 3 года назад +12

      Infinite power

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 3 года назад +29

      "Now... *reality can be whatever I want..."*

    • @kman1893
      @kman1893 3 года назад +3

      I am... inevitable

    • @elin4364
      @elin4364 3 года назад +13

      I mean shes not wrong though, that type of guy is adorable

  • @jaredfry2037
    @jaredfry2037 3 года назад +112

    Imma be honest, after seeing this I feel completely different about Belle, she seems really charismatic

    • @phin422
      @phin422 3 года назад +7

      Pfp checks out

    • @cjgreen4331
      @cjgreen4331 3 года назад +8

      go to horny jail indeed

    • @lukadespotovic5389
      @lukadespotovic5389 3 года назад +6

      Sir you have been sentenced 5 years in horny jail

    • @lukas753331
      @lukas753331 3 года назад +5

      Dude its fake persona

    • @Vanlaltluanga-hu4ez
      @Vanlaltluanga-hu4ez 3 года назад +6

      @@lukas753331 ain't charisma just a description for socially adept people? Even if it's fake they are charismatic enough to decieve others in that direction.

  • @smabwich
    @smabwich 3 года назад +1912

    belle: "we may have failed everything else in our lives"
    charlie: was in hunger games

  • @Mac-nw3uc
    @Mac-nw3uc 3 года назад +1853

    There's a male onlyfans where a man beats his meat, but the meat is actual meat and he's grilling and cooking meat

  • @juansek208
    @juansek208 3 года назад +737

    If Charlie and Belle reach a tie, the competition could turn into a "who uses the toys better" battle. That would be unfair for Belle, though.

    • @KTOvlogs
      @KTOvlogs 3 года назад +52

      I disagree Charlie made a mario kart track with his

    • @degeneratetrollinthedungeo2382
      @degeneratetrollinthedungeo2382 3 года назад +2

      Bruhhh wtf????? Wahahhha

    • @zebruhmlz8801
      @zebruhmlz8801 3 года назад +23

      @@KTOvlogs that his point

    • @jacobp249
      @jacobp249 3 года назад +16

      Or a fencing duel with the Mobys

    • @jacobp249
      @jacobp249 3 года назад +5

      Or a fencing duel with the Mobys

  • @Rain_MG
    @Rain_MG 3 года назад +68

    One wouldn't have expected Belle delphine to say "Pardon ?" in such a posh polite manner

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 3 года назад +4

      I didn't know she was british... I dislike her even more now

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 3 года назад +1

      @@parzavaal5335 why

    • @auraof
      @auraof 3 года назад +5

      @@parzavaal5335 hey, thats racist.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 3 года назад +1

      @@auraof it's zenophobia, not that I hate british people, I really just hate her

    • @auraof
      @auraof 3 года назад +5

      @@parzavaal5335 no it is you hate british people because why would her ethnicity make you hate her more

  • @painfullymidiocre5298
    @painfullymidiocre5298 3 года назад +2568

    Google making a VPN is like if ted bundy made a women's shelter. That really sent me.

    • @th0tp1nk13
      @th0tp1nk13 3 года назад +6

      Timestamp?

    • @masonnotjason8214
      @masonnotjason8214 3 года назад +20

      @@th0tp1nk13 59:44

    • @alexcooper6265
      @alexcooper6265 3 года назад +25

      I'm pretty sure Bundy actually volunteered for a suicide hotline... it was one of the (in)famous serial killers, anyway.

    • @bazookatooth
      @bazookatooth 3 года назад +2

      @Zach if you think it matters, you don't understand how vpns work, or how they're supposed to be used

    • @greySESH
      @greySESH 3 года назад

      @Fine Wine firefox is based on security

  • @bhume7535
    @bhume7535 3 года назад +695

    She seems chill for the most part and isn't sugar coating anything she does, like how she called herself an E-thot. I can respect that, lol.

    • @Shadic4101
      @Shadic4101 3 года назад +54

      thots call themselves thots all the time. It's all become desensitized

    • @KayOScode
      @KayOScode 3 года назад +44

      I still dont respect thots/ethots. Calling yourself something doesnt take the heat off

    • @darrenlobo1627
      @darrenlobo1627 3 года назад +84

      She seems pretty decent compared to most e girls

    • @seanseen_
      @seanseen_ 3 года назад +98

      @@KayOScode no one cares if you respect them

    • @KayOScode
      @KayOScode 3 года назад +26

      ​@@seanseen_ And guess what? I don't care that you don't care, but you felt the need to post about it too.

  • @beardalaxy
    @beardalaxy 3 года назад +3641

    "Google launching a VPN is like Ted Bundy launching a women's center." xD

    • @shub_2005
      @shub_2005 3 года назад +102

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

    • @olblue3478
      @olblue3478 3 года назад +41

      @@shub_2005 Amen

    • @piethedye3948
      @piethedye3948 3 года назад +32

      @@shub_2005 amen

    • @Isthisthebestnameeva
      @Isthisthebestnameeva 3 года назад +28

      @@shub_2005 Amen

    • @unrealisticcomics
      @unrealisticcomics 3 года назад +26

      @@shub_2005 amen

  • @cloudfuel9166
    @cloudfuel9166 3 года назад +65

    I felt like I was at an executive marketing meeting for Belle.

  • @BrickMyShots
    @BrickMyShots 3 года назад +2110

    “Keys aren’t gonna do shit against a very motivated rapist” that line is funny and true

    • @ViralKingsvids
      @ViralKingsvids 3 года назад +19

      That's shit was funny

    • @Couldbedumber
      @Couldbedumber 3 года назад +58

      Everyone says that till they get a key in the eye

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 3 года назад +5

      Motivated 😂

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW 3 года назад +4

      Locks
      Locks aren't gonna do shit
      Keys open locks

    • @TheOldalf
      @TheOldalf 3 года назад +24

      Actually its not super true, you could definitly cause good damage with keys if you know how by using them as a knuckler and is reccomended by some self defense courses.

  • @jinn116
    @jinn116 3 года назад +421

    Belle delphine is speed running every podcast

    • @DRakeTRofKBam
      @DRakeTRofKBam 3 года назад

      @nemanja markovic agree cold ones is gold ones

  • @k.3loy248
    @k.3loy248 3 года назад +4476

    The girl in the top left looks cute.

    • @OrthodoxVar
      @OrthodoxVar 3 года назад +179

      He sure does

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 3 года назад +154

      @@OrthodoxVar she*
      charlie = best girl tho....

    • @Dabiggestmobster
      @Dabiggestmobster 3 года назад +10

      Sure...

    • @jahseh8194
      @jahseh8194 3 года назад +31

      What is this disrespect 💀

    • @Ender-hm1dh
      @Ender-hm1dh 3 года назад +6

      He does...................

  • @KaisonP1207
    @KaisonP1207 3 года назад +87

    Belle delphine seems way more normal than she is on her RUclips channel

    • @Herbertis123
      @Herbertis123 3 года назад +1

      Which.. hub..?

    • @KirigayaKazutoBeater
      @KirigayaKazutoBeater 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, because it's a persona.

    • @yourfavniko
      @yourfavniko Год назад

      ​@@KirigayaKazutoBeater Idk man her Twitter is a little odd sometimes

    • @KirigayaKazutoBeater
      @KirigayaKazutoBeater Год назад

      @@yourfavniko She's still playing a character on Twitter?

    • @yourfavniko
      @yourfavniko Год назад

      @@KirigayaKazutoBeater i just remember one of her posts being really far out there- more than her usual stuff

  • @shankenbeats
    @shankenbeats 3 года назад +3320

    Belle Delphine: "I'm not into attractive or popular guys."
    Simp: *tips fedora as he looks into the mirror. Clears his throat as his voice cracks, "m'lady"

    • @someguy1688
      @someguy1688 3 года назад +29

      underrated af XDDD

    • @epointerwinboie
      @epointerwinboie 3 года назад +17

      @@someguy1688 no

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 3 года назад +25

      @@someguy1688
      Imagine being this extra

    • @SynAstra
      @SynAstra 3 года назад +10

      I wonder, does anyone really believe that?

    • @ericshun15yrago73
      @ericshun15yrago73 3 года назад +6

      This is just a later version of my comment with under half the likes :/

  • @dec00
    @dec00 3 года назад +4180

    akward silence: exists
    Belle: unleash the giggles

    • @stevenadamsapple
      @stevenadamsapple 3 года назад +32

      @Eagle Power sure got a lot time on your hands dontcha buddy

    • @karlcorrz
      @karlcorrz 3 года назад +72

      @@stevenadamsapple simp

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 3 года назад +46

      @@stevenadamsapple simp

    • @chrisbriggs8292
      @chrisbriggs8292 3 года назад +68

      its a nervous laugh, couldnt tell u if its fake or not though

    • @shivankmittal715
      @shivankmittal715 3 года назад +9

      @Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Just_another_turtle
    @Just_another_turtle 3 года назад +1879

    Belle Delphine and Jesus is a crossover we all wanted.

  • @immodium4586
    @immodium4586 3 года назад +194

    She is quite smart with her business if I’m gonna be honest.

  • @YenConjuring
    @YenConjuring 3 года назад +1143

    Andrew: "So whats your option for a legitimate self defense"
    Charlie: "Martial Arts"
    I died.

    • @zo615
      @zo615 3 года назад +17

      he's not wrong tho

    • @dumbfuk7701
      @dumbfuk7701 3 года назад +14

      I mean, my sister knows how to throw me across the room and I’m a fair bit taller and heavier than her, so it’s possible

    • @dumbfuk7701
      @dumbfuk7701 3 года назад +5

      @@imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601 does it have anything to do with this conversation?

    • @imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601
      @imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601 3 года назад +1

      @@dumbfuk7701 no

    • @dumbfuk7701
      @dumbfuk7701 3 года назад +6

      @@imnotsharingmyrealnameonth5601 ok

  • @aosa8810
    @aosa8810 3 года назад +608

    It is so bizarre for me to actually hear Belle’s voice, it’s probably the first time I’ve heard her voice.

    • @SomeGuy1234X
      @SomeGuy1234X 3 года назад +8

      wish she had a better microphone

    • @jaylacantdoanything9199
      @jaylacantdoanything9199 3 года назад +15

      @@SomeGuy1234X I think the quality of it sounds fine it just seems quiet

    • @aosa8810
      @aosa8810 3 года назад +2

      @@SomeGuy1234X That's fair, I didn't mind the quality though.

    • @danielmarin2392
      @danielmarin2392 3 года назад

      You listen to Łund?

    • @Serena_724
      @Serena_724 3 года назад +34

      Yeah people would think she has that gamer girl voice but she completely sounds like a normal girl

  • @Diembee
    @Diembee 3 года назад +1375

    I have mad respect for Belle Delphine, not because of her looks or her simp army, but for just how Shrewd of a business woman she is. I think successfully selling Dirty water at a 3000% markup should sum up how smart she is.

    • @ee1yd
      @ee1yd 3 года назад +1

      it wasnt bath water

    • @timesfly1081
      @timesfly1081 3 года назад +56

      Or it may just expose how disturbingly sad and desperate some guys can be on the internet... “A new contestant enters the arena ready to sacrifice everything for a chance to claim the trophy. He straps on his headphone helmet and draws his weapon from its leather sheath which was previously hidden from sight behind him. Shards of light dance as he reveals the weapon to his target. The warriors name is engraved in gold letters in one corner of the blade. The word “VISA” etched on the opposite side. The fighter stalks his prey for a moment then decides it is time to strike. He drops to his knees and gives the beast as much as he could but the monster appears completely unaffected by his efforts. He winces then looks down at the ground that is drenched with his bodily fluid. He takes one last look at the witch and says “This is far from over. I shall return tomorrow and make you mine”.

    • @MajorLawliet
      @MajorLawliet 3 года назад +43

      @@artemtsarevskiy2785 "Alphas"
      You know you found either someone making a joke, or peak fucking stupid when such a dumb term is thrown around.
      Fragile masculinity is a hell of a drug.

    • @MajorLawliet
      @MajorLawliet 3 года назад +9

      @@artemtsarevskiy2785 That's true, makes the insecure people stand out.

    • @MajorLawliet
      @MajorLawliet 3 года назад +13

      @@artemtsarevskiy2785 Realization derived out of incorrect observations that were later denied by the very researcher that coined the term once he realized he was terribly wrong?
      Feeling superior off of the results of faulty research on a non-human species sounds pretty insecure.

  • @ceePx
    @ceePx 3 года назад +48

    4 people talking to a master businesswoman

    • @kromegal_xe6594
      @kromegal_xe6594 3 года назад +11

      3 people and Jesus

    • @cjgreen4331
      @cjgreen4331 3 года назад

      1 simp who's trying too hard, one sponsorship guy, jesus cosplayer and simp avatar

  • @arkeiou_
    @arkeiou_ 3 года назад +6139

    POV: you are witnessing Jesus and Virgin Mary discuss certain matters

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +6

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it ->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @mariokart9227
      @mariokart9227 3 года назад +255

      Bro I’m pretty sure the virgin marry is Jesus’s mom

    • @ppoob899
      @ppoob899 3 года назад +205

      @@riskyy2657 noob you have to lie to people to get views and subs

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 года назад +45

      @@mariokart9227 I think op is talking about Mary Magdelin

    • @PP-kx9ec
      @PP-kx9ec 3 года назад

      @@mariokart9227 well they kinda look alike

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 3 года назад +1455

    I'm genuinely jealous of Belle Delphine for being able to sell literally anything as long as she says it's from her personally.

    • @argonian9440
      @argonian9440 3 года назад +29

      @Mele Felix S T O N K S

    • @yer-c9q
      @yer-c9q 3 года назад +21

      Here are my shin hairs I bathed in

    • @H3ADL3SS_H0RS3MAN
      @H3ADL3SS_H0RS3MAN 3 года назад +1

      @@yer-c9q bruh 😂😂😂😂

    • @pineapple1963
      @pineapple1963 3 года назад

      Neat

    • @marcoantino2920
      @marcoantino2920 3 года назад +2

      "she's it's from her personally"
      what were you trying to say there

  • @BobsW
    @BobsW 3 года назад +2830

    I will pay to clean Charlie’s fridge

  • @03019a
    @03019a 3 года назад +56

    I never realised how strong her British accent is

  • @Potato-qv6hq
    @Potato-qv6hq 3 года назад +877

    Gonna be honest, didn't expect her to sound this posh.

    • @bootygetta3429
      @bootygetta3429 3 года назад +123

      The girls had her own home since she was 18, bitch comes from money

    • @SassyCassi
      @SassyCassi 3 года назад +45

      she south African surprisingly

    • @nadiakeaton5680
      @nadiakeaton5680 3 года назад +1

      lmao RIGHT

    • @Bufekana
      @Bufekana 3 года назад

      😂👍

    • @j3kst3r_44
      @j3kst3r_44 3 года назад +20

      its a typical southern accent, probably from around brighton

  • @eelfeel7948
    @eelfeel7948 3 года назад +3520

    Why does Jackson look like a lesbian librarian?

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 года назад +1437

    It's kind of weird seeing a Belle Delphine interview.

    • @QuadesExpiredChannel
      @QuadesExpiredChannel 3 года назад +101

      Watch the cold ones interview with her

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it ->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @jonanrones-gta5392
      @jonanrones-gta5392 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FdprMerleiQ/видео.html

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 3 года назад +86

      @@riskyy2657 shut up

    • @hammyorr
      @hammyorr 3 года назад +28

      I literally never heard her voice before this this is weird

  • @spuddy1243
    @spuddy1243 3 года назад +33

    As an Englishman, I can confirm that we carry broadswords as it reminds us of our past

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 2 года назад +3

      As an Englishman, I can confirm that we are allowed to sword duel with people we disagree with, as long as we have their permission.

  • @burb3ryy
    @burb3ryy 3 года назад +1315

    She acts suprisingly normal when she's not out simp fishing lmao.

    • @aidantawney4776
      @aidantawney4776 3 года назад +133

      I know, she acts surpassingly normal. Never would of guessed it

    • @darrenlobo1627
      @darrenlobo1627 3 года назад +3

      Yea

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 3 года назад +33

      @@matterking1 i mean... Ever heard of love? She doesn't have to be with him only because he's attractive.

    • @YukiAndZeroFTW
      @YukiAndZeroFTW 3 года назад +10

      Simp fishing ain't a bad thing yo, just making money

    • @thejoker-go3fh
      @thejoker-go3fh 3 года назад +1

      @@YukiAndZeroFTW yeah the bad thing is simps actions and simping

  • @bruhmomento6082
    @bruhmomento6082 3 года назад +1440

    each and every one of belle delphines simps when she says she isn't really into handsome or popular guys:
    * jaw drops to floor*, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

    • @thetype97chiha2
      @thetype97chiha2 3 года назад +30

      Spot
      On

    • @Yacobe
      @Yacobe 3 года назад +102

      She knows how to advertise for her target market, that's for sure.

    • @ShiNoNaiHasu
      @ShiNoNaiHasu 3 года назад +9

      I mean, if your carrier is based on something, you need to push it as much as you can

    • @Terszel
      @Terszel 3 года назад

      SIMPA

    • @jackwilson1775
      @jackwilson1775 3 года назад +4

      Yeah I think she said that on purpose

  • @fop6033
    @fop6033 3 года назад +965

    As someone who only has heard about Belle, I was really surprised by the accent

    • @golddigginboi2187
      @golddigginboi2187 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/cB1Nh7xCnUI/видео.html

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +2

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it .->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @onegiantfinger2890
      @onegiantfinger2890 3 года назад +4

      GIANT ONION IS A CONTENT THEIF IS WHY I STARTED A PETITION TO BRING BACK SHREK *(BUT MY LATEST V1DEO DOESNT EVEN HAVE 30 L1KES...)*

    • @godbhjyon4216
      @godbhjyon4216 3 года назад +56

      Bruh so much bots

    • @Redact_2
      @Redact_2 3 года назад +1

      @@riskyy2657 ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

  • @nabongobong9155
    @nabongobong9155 3 года назад +27

    Charlie is meeting his one true nemesis here
    THEIR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

  • @phoebushelius9264
    @phoebushelius9264 3 года назад +534

    Dad: why don't you start listening to podcasts, they're very informative.
    Me:

  • @ilikebobies
    @ilikebobies 3 года назад +2428

    Belle Delphine is actually really charismatic I was surprised to see her personality on here

    • @joshstubs2927
      @joshstubs2927 3 года назад +15

      I need me some non binary baddies HMU since you wanna clown around

    • @pochita5065
      @pochita5065 3 года назад +4

      Her comment is right above you like litterally

    • @iNeroKTM
      @iNeroKTM 3 года назад +110

      i was gonna say simp but it is a rly genuine oppinion.

    • @pochita5065
      @pochita5065 3 года назад +30

      @@iNeroKTM shes really kind if fun tbh

    • @VERDICTInsanity
      @VERDICTInsanity 3 года назад +30

      Personality?? Do u mean when she was giggling like a Japanese schoolgirl?? Yeah, very charismatic, she totally doesn’t have a one wave brain. She’s smart when it comes to self image I agree with that

  • @memezabelle
    @memezabelle 3 года назад +371

    Bell delphine: *embarrassed about talking about dilios*
    Charile: yeah so im gonna get the world record for the most sex toys

    • @yoissy
      @yoissy 3 года назад +28

      The virgin belle vs the Chad Charlie

    • @studentNEET319
      @studentNEET319 3 года назад +2

      Men
      We don't have shame

  • @oriongabriel6966
    @oriongabriel6966 3 года назад +34

    Imagining Belle as a normal human with a life really feels weird, yet its obvious lol

  • @ezradelsman6743
    @ezradelsman6743 3 года назад +983

    To be honest I did not think this would be as interesting as it was.

    • @SF-op5ix
      @SF-op5ix 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @SF-op5ix
      @SF-op5ix 3 года назад +43

      @noah lawrence people can have differing opinions

    • @Zelmazam1
      @Zelmazam1 3 года назад +2

      Did you check out the cold ones podcast with her. Its awesome too

    • @ArnoldsKtm
      @ArnoldsKtm 3 года назад +1

      I suggest checking her in cold ones podcast.

    • @PabzRoz
      @PabzRoz 3 года назад

      Cold ones podcast with her was a lot better. This had way too many awkward silences😂

  • @amagorkhali6697
    @amagorkhali6697 3 года назад +895

    When belle said a guy paid her 2000 pounds to go on a date with her reminded me of that anime rent-a-girlfriend

    • @leomofo5854
      @leomofo5854 3 года назад +8

      😂 I know right

    • @t_kups8309
      @t_kups8309 3 года назад +88

      Or you know, escorts.

    • @CoolKid-qk7tl
      @CoolKid-qk7tl 3 года назад +3

      well, he got the girl in the end

    • @erth8096
      @erth8096 3 года назад +1

      @@CoolKid-qk7tl I don't he did

    • @KiiroiKodomo
      @KiiroiKodomo 3 года назад +1

      +
      s all 6s so hawk 3 ga ah ha eek ha ey ha

  • @voltic1234
    @voltic1234 3 года назад +1610

    She explains why she has an only fans, and 20 Moby Huge’s in her house...

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +5

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it ->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @jonanrones-gta5392
      @jonanrones-gta5392 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/FdprMerleiQ/видео.html

    • @woeshbot5104
      @woeshbot5104 3 года назад +150

      @@riskyy2657 Obviously self advertising. but like why would Charlie make a new channel when his current one has almost 7 million subs?

    • @octaviog9059
      @octaviog9059 3 года назад

      Pretty epic ngl

    • @Patches_Gaming
      @Patches_Gaming 3 года назад +5

      @@woeshbot5104: It's like Markiplier with Unus Annus.

  • @carlomaster1o596
    @carlomaster1o596 3 года назад +83

    I feel so jealous of the long haired person there
    She's in the presence of the main actor from the Hunger games

  • @silversvault
    @silversvault 3 года назад +951

    Charlie is so awkward that he's actually confident and a chad

    • @BellyRoll2OP
      @BellyRoll2OP 3 года назад +22

      This is entirely 100 percent factual

    • @camonsamon4894
      @camonsamon4894 3 года назад +41

      @Your Mom's Chest Hair he talks about weird topics and sort of looks uncomfortable sometimes, whether he is is arguable but its him taking it to the extreme where it looks absolutley confident

    • @delfigalo_5398
      @delfigalo_5398 3 года назад +37

      He's actually the least awkward of the four in my opinion. Kaya is the one who always takes it to the extreme

    • @noahtheslowa6915
      @noahtheslowa6915 3 года назад

      I wanna like this but 666 like is perfect

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 года назад +2

      Friday 13th November 2020
      Belle Delphine is a counter-point to Charlie - the arising star of the Chad humans in the guise of the outsider;
      ...The human slice of fantastic fruit has beyond and before it's ripening a murder rampage of debris on a circular scale of repeat is this an evolution? From the barbarism of the last 200 years we are led to this point...
      These emancipations from the actuality (i.e duty, tradition, cultural imposition) to the simulation of such aspects are ever more apparent in this era;
      Sex toys versus the reproductive utility, the creation of a narrative; of a new and liberated format of human conduct - this is the radio universe that will propose both the nightmare and dreams;
      Belle expounds not with one iota of cynacism the concept of the niche
      The market grabbers targeting with the honed skill of a sharp shoot sniper ; "what do you simp for tiny coonsumer?" , now that is both a comical look in, while an insult, this is a valid template for a life - is Charlie the most real of real?
      He is the voice that we all want to embody - ah - he put into words what we are all thinking or what we SHOULD be thinking...
      Onlyfans to subvert the commodification of the human body concept
      create onlyfans profiles based on reciting the Koran while listening to smooth jazz
      What are we experiencing upon this podcast?
      Like many here in the comment section have memed with decent style Charlie as a Jesus archetype and Belle as a Mary Magdalene.
      Indeed a Madonna/Whore complex juxtaposed with the prideful ego of Moistcritical with his artful vocal musings and his sermon of Truth potential that he only casually uses. Both are riding their own personal tigers, it is unwise for auidence to expect certain things from them - how dare we judge those who we can barely touch? Do they judge us in our average normality? Or do they in their interpretation and act of life give our own lives a gift?
      Belle Delphine is a counter-point to Charlie - the arising star of the Chad humans in the guise of the outsider;
      Such personas are a driving engine of climbing the ladder of selling and buying into the market-place.
      Take this podcast it fill in the silence with a social situation that most will never interact with, this is it's own form of false engagement.
      Or is it like anything else that has occured before it's time - the death of the middle man, the death of the organised religion of the AD man - a direct connection to the mega mind of our each individual idol of worship or fandom. "Let me clean my fridge for you"...
      Belle is to be congratulated on her ascendency. She appears to be a breath-takingly down to eath person engaging with a very weird world - or a very niche world - the young-up-and-commers are the masters of the niche, then it maybe that the fans of the niche are a slave to the sub-culture of the niche.even this title Belle Delphine Explains Everything "Be a good friend, be in the moment, know when to put that phone down" - a philosopher for the post-modern epoch a manifestion of Athena - a poised dynamic of the perverse and the pure and saintly - it must demand us all to be kind - no matter what occupation we take upon our weary and willing shoulders.
      Now is this a good thing?
      Perhaps it cannot be so simply seen as either good or bad.
      Belle has the moral compass to refund the money of the obsessive fan, which raises the question.
      On this possibly endless novelty filled landscape where is the line between fun and harm?
      Such access to a vast variety of humans - it is simple math that such an unfiltered auidence has obvious complications.
      In the extremes of the bread and circus the counter-point has to be compassion, the skill of humility, restraint and kindness.
      If humans have no envy, no lust, no greed, no raging wrath of desire, can they have simple moderated hungers for sensible hendonistic activities?
      Pink Alien Hijack
      ...It is another rainy night in the out-skirt toon of Kennishead. Tower-block shock, 11 floors up.
      Gazing out with dull sunk daydream eyes, waiting on a reply.
      A response. A notification - that someone out there on the has a notion about what I say, I think, I feel.
      Work starts in 3 hours. Jack groaned as he swallowed his pre-commute Whiskey shot. The car rustled and rumbled along the shakey shadey early morning road. The window-wiper pierced the slosh of rain torrents. A light crashed into the air high above. It vanished.
      Jack noticed that the engine dropped dead. Jack cried in slow slobbering gasps, he muttered that he hated himself, that he was a piece of useless shit and that he wanted to die, he forced a laugh, glimpsing smoke gather at the front of his banged up banger. A glow, a pink haired pixie glow shone infront of his eyes "I will 3D print the retarded conspiracy man who is a good buddy of the Elk meat higher species of the bald race, the gleaming philosophers stoner shall guide you - here"
      Suddenly the Car became a ghost car, Jack became a Ghost man "You have been choosen to be the temporal martyr, you can travel along the Lazagar and return to realto with a mere thot". The pink fuzzy glow was gone. The rain had halted. The Car was still smoking. Jack was puzzled, he shrugged and sat back inside the car. He put the keys in the ignition and smiled "what the heck, I am the ghost in the machine" - And so he was - charging through the solid matter of the material 3D plane - he knew where his destiney now lay...
      Next Week Jack and the Fort Knox Bible Child

  • @catffiend
    @catffiend 3 года назад +491

    Charlie's biggest competitor finally debates him. This is what I live for.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found penguinz0 new channel, here’s the link to it ->* ruclips.net/video/yH2kqGIftRQ/видео.html

    • @shaded389
      @shaded389 3 года назад

      @UCpxK2jGeMYmNsyolzdw8DKA fake

    • @jonanrones-gta5392
      @jonanrones-gta5392 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FdprMerleiQ/видео.html

    • @mula8470
      @mula8470 3 года назад

      "I'm absolutley crazy about it!"

    • @shaidenunya2146
      @shaidenunya2146 3 года назад

      Reminded me of the state of men in 2020

  • @my11isnot12
    @my11isnot12 3 года назад +943

    With how jackson is sat, with his screen behind him, he looks like he has cat ears to match the Belle vibe.

    • @my11isnot12
      @my11isnot12 3 года назад +4

      @@dret1964 won't be saying that when he releases his only fans...

    • @foolistrash2817
      @foolistrash2817 3 года назад

      among us piano... ruclips.net/video/jeV9JRRxloE/видео.html (i am not the creator, you don't have to watch it, just want to spread positivity) 🤍

    • @ghostrecon3834
      @ghostrecon3834 3 года назад +1

      Fuck now it’s all I’m seeing 😭😭

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 3 года назад

      This is brilliant. He's a neko now lmao.

  • @TheSebbeb1
    @TheSebbeb1 3 года назад +61

    I dont mind been a simp for such a beautilful person with the most amazing look
    Charlie is soo perfect and i can not keep my eyes off him

    • @AryanSingh-gk2hi
      @AryanSingh-gk2hi 3 года назад

      I am kind of frustrated so, just correct it- "I can't keep my eyes *off* him"

    • @TheSebbeb1
      @TheSebbeb1 3 года назад +1

      @@AryanSingh-gk2hi better :))))

    • @henriquetolentino6181
      @henriquetolentino6181 3 года назад +1

      @@AryanSingh-gk2hi is it just me or are there thousands of people named Aryan Singh in RUclips? Like, this is the fourth time this week.

  • @chroniccosmonaut5599
    @chroniccosmonaut5599 3 года назад +299

    I’m surprised Charlie didn’t bring up his fan made 3D printed flesh light

    • @darlantro
      @darlantro 3 года назад +6

      I'm imagining this was recorded a little while ago, prior to that video. Some of their vague election related comments seemed to date this as from a few weeks back. I could be wrong.

  • @Frank-et3pb
    @Frank-et3pb 3 года назад +368

    People tend to forget that she plays a character.
    She's a very normal and nice person.

    • @dani8425
      @dani8425 3 года назад +36

      exactly like i’m sure she doesn’t pay any mind but i can’t help but worry because of all the ‘hate’ she receives. she’s just really great at her job!

    • @rubbishopinions6468
      @rubbishopinions6468 3 года назад +65

      Id hardly call her "normal" but she seems friendly enough.

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 3 года назад +5

      Like Carson. A living shootpost

    • @mkmam3639
      @mkmam3639 3 года назад +8

      @@banjobill8420 you dont know her though as a real person

    • @IvanFyodorovichKaramazov
      @IvanFyodorovichKaramazov 3 года назад +1

      “Normal” YEP. Making uWu sexual videos is very normal.

  • @isumairu25
    @isumairu25 3 года назад +1374

    The Boys: Solid Microphone, Shitty Camera
    Belle Delphine: Solid Camera, Shitty Microphone
    *That is the law of equivalent exchange!*

    • @kinder_ben061
      @kinder_ben061 3 года назад +142

      Yeah they use the mic often and she uses the camera often

    • @GrigoreFX
      @GrigoreFX 3 года назад +60

      this says a lot about our society

    • @bobseeee
      @bobseeee 3 года назад +9

      you know what for..

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 3 года назад +6

      too bad no one had a philosopher's stone

    • @sabastianheinle9095
      @sabastianheinle9095 3 года назад +4

      @@quinnmarchese6313 Is it really worth all those lives!?

  • @hatetobebored
    @hatetobebored 3 года назад +12

    I don't know why, but I laughed really hard when Jackson said Moby Larges instead of Moby Huges.

  • @knightmaer6619
    @knightmaer6619 3 года назад +547

    "Google launching a VPN is like Ted Bundy launching a women's shelter" 10/10 laughed so hard

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 3 года назад +4

      nobody...
      Me: 1 more like to 69

    • @anth8234
      @anth8234 3 года назад +2

      @@KILLRXNOEVIRUS nice

  • @clostridiumtetani9947
    @clostridiumtetani9947 3 года назад +257

    the fact she's able to pull off crazy facial expressions like that and hold them for minutes on end proves how committed she is to the persona

    • @Butts666
      @Butts666 2 года назад +3

      Yeah. My cheek muscles hurt from just looking at that wide smile she has on for like 98% of the video.

    • @rayed6011
      @rayed6011 Год назад

      agreed. i can fake smile for like 2.5 seconds max.

    • @prathapkutty7407
      @prathapkutty7407 Год назад

      She's got the joker smile

  • @CRAZY-M6641
    @CRAZY-M6641 3 года назад +736

    It's nice seeing a bunch of people that can just sit down, chill out and talk about their sex toys

    • @d_bstudios2038
      @d_bstudios2038 3 года назад +3

      Best episode am I right

    • @brodan5647
      @brodan5647 3 года назад +1

      amateur shit, no point in mentioning world records. it's too easy for charlie

  • @shitoryu8
    @shitoryu8 3 года назад +23

    She seems like a genuinely nice person.

    • @Kevinho2428
      @Kevinho2428 2 года назад +1

      as a friend yes as a crush no, not at all

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 года назад +3519

    Belle Delphine's bath water tastes like hot dog water. Damn 25 dollars down the toilet lol