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  • Опубликовано: 3 апр 2024
  • BILL SEACASTER: BILL BILL BILL BILL
    Fantasy High: Junior Year, Season 3, Dimension 20, Dropout
    Episode 13
    Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ally Beardsley, Lou Wilson, Emily Axford, Brian Murphy, Siobhan Thompson, Zac Oyama
    Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, Critical Role

Комментарии • 135

  • @edamommy
    @edamommy 2 месяца назад +1357

    Captain Seacaster is girlbossing the Nine Hells with that MLM

    • @TheSkyCaptain
      @TheSkyCaptain 2 месяца назад +64

      I thought you were talking about MLM male love male and it took a rewatch to realize you meant multilevel marketing. Unless there's something I missed, in which, i would like to be enlightened.

    • @Zurie
      @Zurie 2 месяца назад +38

      @@TheSkyCaptainCannae it be both?

    • @TheSkyCaptain
      @TheSkyCaptain 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Zurie It absolutely can. I didn't think Captain Seacaster had a male lover tho. I'm unsure bc I don't have a subscription, I did but not anymore. And in this clip they're mostly talking about business.

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 2 месяца назад

      @@TheSkyCaptain Marxist-Leninist Maoism

    • @Finn-wc8nq
      @Finn-wc8nq 2 месяца назад +14

      @@TheSkyCaptainI wouldn’t be surprised if captain seacasters sword swung both ways

  • @emilypluseverything5859
    @emilypluseverything5859 2 месяца назад +961

    Riz being so nervous about Fabian getting a tattoo while also being covered in tattoos himself is the energy I am bringing to the function 😂

    • @camrynbartlett1032
      @camrynbartlett1032 2 месяца назад

      To be fair Riz was off his tits high while getting his tattoos done

    • @kamillakilambayeva3819
      @kamillakilambayeva3819 2 месяца назад +106

      I completely forgot Riz was tattood😭

    • @mintmittens
      @mintmittens 2 месяца назад +119

      to be fair, it was a tattoo gun big enough to tattoo a dragon's ass!

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 2 месяца назад +62

      it's just because the tattoo gun is like three times the size of Riz

    • @emilypluseverything5859
      @emilypluseverything5859 2 месяца назад +26

      @@mintmittens true - guessing Riz didn’t need a shoulder mounted tattoo gun for his 😂

  • @shmo_bug
    @shmo_bug 2 месяца назад +307

    underrated bit is the banker being held at gunpoint and he just points at fig and goes "okay. illegal."

    • @deltablaze77
      @deltablaze77 Месяц назад +33

      I'm a front door security guard at a hospital emergency room. Had a guy that was very unstable for a variety of reasons come in and pull a knife on me, and what I could think to do was say, "Sir, those are not allowed in here, you'll have to take that back outside." which he did.

    • @ninjablade2
      @ninjablade2 Месяц назад +8

      @@deltablaze77 It's always funny when shit like that just... works, haha

  • @punkinlady1039
    @punkinlady1039 2 месяца назад +620

    I love Bill spending several minutes describing how to grab a banker by the nuts. True Chaotic Neutral

    • @Arya-no2qc
      @Arya-no2qc 2 месяца назад +62

      Chaotic Neuter

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 2 месяца назад +8

      I thought he was Lawful Evil. Isn’t he still an archdevil? (I’m not up on what’s going on.)

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 2 месяца назад +14

      @@GZilla311 That's FR canon, Spyre technically doesn't necessarily go by the same rules. And in post 5.1, alignments are more like suggestions than hard and fast rules, if that makes sense.

    • @willcaster819
      @willcaster819 2 месяца назад +33

      As per Brennan, Bill is absolutely Chaotic Evil.

    • @mrwyatt6006
      @mrwyatt6006 2 месяца назад +33

      @@willcaster819he is chaotic evil, but chaotic evil that loves his son and his son’s friends

  • @charlottemydear
    @charlottemydear 2 месяца назад +547

    Choosing to give someone disadvantage is one of the funniest things you can do in DND imo

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 2 месяца назад +79

      I'm reminded of Matt Mercer voluntarily going prone to sulk in Escape from the Bloodkeep

    • @clover2309
      @clover2309 2 месяца назад +60

      it gets even funnier when you remember that riz is canonically covered head to toe in ill-advised tattoos 😭😭 like if HE of all people is acting that apprehensive it damn well better give you disadvantage!

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando Месяц назад

      @@sidhackney8831you have unlocked a core memory

  • @smolbluegoblin
    @smolbluegoblin 2 месяца назад +328

    I love how Brennan just rolls with the bits in this clip. Adaine just goes "He's in the cupboard !" and no roll needed, Brennan just makes it true for comedic purpose. Great stuff

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco Месяц назад +18

      you should absolutly not make your player roll for every thing. it slow the game break the flow of the action and can make a situation go out of control (which can be fun but not always)

  • @rotimiabiona3234
    @rotimiabiona3234 2 месяца назад +434

    "I'll write you a fake agreement for forty gold"

    • @goshi013
      @goshi013 2 месяца назад +68

      I mean, sounds like an agreement for a fake agreement so :p

    • @chickensangwich97
      @chickensangwich97 2 месяца назад +41

      Idk about magical warlock law, but as far as real contract law is concerned, I'm pretty sure this is fine. If neither party wants to enforce the contract, then neither would ever sue the other, so there's no issue here. The purpose of a contract is it's enforceable by law. But if the signatories are the only beneficiaries from the terms of the contract itself, and neither of them brings an enforcement action, then there's no third party with standing to demand it be enforced.

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 2 месяца назад +7

      @@chickensangwich97 Genuinely thanks for the info! I will be using this for evil (/j)

    • @chickensangwich97
      @chickensangwich97 2 месяца назад +11

      @@IrisGlowingBlue Obligatory "I am not a lawyer, I'm just a student"!!!

    • @chastermief839
      @chastermief839 Месяц назад +7

      i havent completely discarded the idea that bill just scammed fig into, technically, becoming her patron. because she has 1 level of warlock but "no patron". technically its herself but in all the magic mumbo jumbo with the armor of sin and the curse on gilear we saw earlier, these rules are loose enough that i think this is enough of an opening for bill to weasel his way in. he specifically said his warlocks pay him gold as part of their contract just moments prior and then penned a contract for her.
      we ASSUME that this is meant to be just a generic contract that she can turn in as an assignment for her warlock class, but it's odd that this "generic contract" specifically mentioned the exact same amount of gold that she JUST paid (via a loan from fabian, of course). it really makes it seem like she just paid 40 gold to become a warlock of bill seacaster!

  • @agentapples2185
    @agentapples2185 2 месяца назад +386

    After hearing “He in the cupboards”, I expected Brennan to say “roll initiative”

  • @mhart3212
    @mhart3212 2 месяца назад +258

    I like how he doesn't charge for the guns but charges for the contract.

    • @transient5047
      @transient5047 Месяц назад +13

      Considering the fact that it's a 'semi-automatic flintlock pistol' as well - that's gotta be worth more than 40 gold.

  • @charlesmccallie7402
    @charlesmccallie7402 2 месяца назад +111

    Bill Seacaster is somehow both the best AND worst parent in D20, and I don't know how he does it.

  • @four1629
    @four1629 2 месяца назад +317

    "STAND STILL WHILE I TRY THIS" HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOOO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 2 месяца назад +264

    Slowing realizing the context as the video went on as someone who doesn't watch the show made it even better:
    Ok a pirate, ok a warlock patron, ok a devil, A PIRATE PATRON DEVIL WHO IS ALSO A PC'S DAD AND THATS HOW HE KNOWS THE BANKER

    • @getheidea
      @getheidea Месяц назад +54

      Bill Seacaster definitely warrants that kind of excitement lmaooo the entire concept of this character is WILD. if you want context Fantasy High is on youtube!!

    • @nunyabisness7055
      @nunyabisness7055 Месяц назад +3

      He's not even her patron.

    • @Alconium
      @Alconium Месяц назад +9

      @@getheidea I want a one shot / spin off of Bill Seacaster Adventures where someone else DM's and Brennan gets to go absolutely batshit crazy.

    • @getheidea
      @getheidea Месяц назад +17

      @@Alconium my DREAM is a Bill Seacaster & Pok Gukgak unlikely buddy cop hell adventure. DM Murph plays Pok, Brennan plays Bill, and the rest of the PCs are various angels/devils reluctantly working together to solve some interplanar shenanigans

    • @zoroarkking18
      @zoroarkking18 Месяц назад +7

      The idea of coming into this with zero context is wild to me and I love you for it.

  • @3ndlessL00p
    @3ndlessL00p 2 месяца назад +305

    The energy throughout this episode was SO wild, not least thanks to old Bill. I loved every minute of it.

    • @ryanpetriello3461
      @ryanpetriello3461 Месяц назад +1

      Any episode with a Bill Seacaster appearance is always fun

  • @loreleimarivaine6241
    @loreleimarivaine6241 2 месяца назад +48

    Bill Seacaster renaming Goldenhoard to “Goldenrod” as his ship is the ultimate amount of disrespect to put onto Kalvaxis.

  • @inktoxicant
    @inktoxicant 2 месяца назад +71

    "Anyone staying with Bill is just gonna have more of this shit happen fast and crazy"

  • @megaaaaaaannn
    @megaaaaaaannn 2 месяца назад +63

    this scene made me realise how much i love a lou character who calls his father 'papa'

  • @TehBuggy
    @TehBuggy 2 месяца назад +63

    Everyone in this group is so good at “Yes and”, I LOVE the chaos 😂

  • @me-mj9du
    @me-mj9du 2 месяца назад +115

    Did he learn to write in hell

  • @piercecampbell-casey5718
    @piercecampbell-casey5718 2 месяца назад +104

    1:24 I love that they all react to the short in order

  • @kamillakilambayeva3819
    @kamillakilambayeva3819 2 месяца назад +97

    I love the confirmation that Pok and Bill Seacaster are sort-of work buddies

    • @Spiritoftherain
      @Spiritoftherain Месяц назад +6

      He's a useful source of Intel! Like a mob boss who leaks info to the FBI!

  • @asterisk5054
    @asterisk5054 2 месяца назад +58

    0:17 "And you'll learn to live with him in your heart! Or it's to perdition you'll be bound! Tippy tee tah tee tah..."

  • @A_T216
    @A_T216 2 месяца назад +23

    Ally rolling a con save by themself is so funny

  • @emmakane6848
    @emmakane6848 2 месяца назад +87

    The fact that I rewatched the episode where Mr. Hughes was introduced before this ep because I was curious how Brennan set up that mystery. Bill talks about how both he and Hughes steal from people, but Bill is more honorable about it. (Also happens to be the ep where Bill gets sad about his son calling him a Privateer, so very fun to see the improved relationship Fabian has to his father's work.)

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 2 месяца назад +49

    I’m not sure whether I’m happy or not about Fabian not getting around to saying that Chungledown was his other nemesis

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 2 месяца назад +18

      I think Brennan was fishing for exactly that before Beardsley said Gertie is Kristen's girlfriend

    • @gabrielbjornursidae
      @gabrielbjornursidae Месяц назад +1

      @@jimmy_the_squid9456 She cuts off players a lot. Been an issue since season 1, BUT, I will say, she's been so much better about it this season. Honestly, she just feels more respectful this season and her actually knowing the rules makes it so much more enjoyable. No more worries about her casting shield as a cleric or the infamous ice feast.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan Месяц назад +1

      @@gabrielbjornursidae In absolute fairness, a party member’s girlfriend being his nemesis is likely spicier than ‘one of my warlocks is going after my boy with shit in his heart and coffee in hand.”
      With the energy that was already in play, Bim would kick through the door to appear upon his name being spoken in Bill’s presence.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 11 дней назад

      Pffh. You think Bill doesn't already know? There's a solid chance he deliberately made Chungledown *more* powerful just to give Fabian a true challenge!

  • @KillerGryphyn
    @KillerGryphyn 2 месяца назад +272

    If had a nickel for every time a MLM played a part in a Dimension 20 campaign, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice!

    • @zacablaster
      @zacablaster 2 месяца назад +54

      MY OWN BOSS... MY OWN BOSS? MY OWN BOSS!!!!! And then everybody is covered in pleasure putty

    • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
      @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH 2 месяца назад +23

      I think Pete was shortly involved in an MLM in unsleeping city

    • @enigmaj1494
      @enigmaj1494 2 месяца назад +1

      @@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHWell we never knew who he was selling drugs for other than 53\/3N. He also signed Pete up with some Crypto, so that’s MLM-adjacent.

    • @officiallytrist1360
      @officiallytrist1360 Месяц назад

      ​@@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH didn't he bring down the MLM in season 2 with his tea?

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan Месяц назад

      @@officiallytrist1360 I must’ve missed that subplot, if indeed it was one.
      That, or the most creative revision of a megacorp.

  • @bastien-
    @bastien- 2 месяца назад +62

    The energy of this episode is IMPECCABLE

  • @ianalivio4006
    @ianalivio4006 2 месяца назад +25

    siobhan didnt have to roll for intimidation but adaine still got to come along and very effectively assist fabian and fig in tracking down hughes anyway
    cool bit commitment and "yes, and" improv stuff from brennan there

  • @jtbolscher
    @jtbolscher 2 месяца назад +33

    "the font is called ROBOTO" gets me every time

    • @Butterratbee
      @Butterratbee 2 месяца назад

      Every time? The episode came out yesterday

  • @Aphelion87
    @Aphelion87 2 месяца назад +10

    The amount of “yes and” going on in this scene is incredible

  • @GamerJosh2611
    @GamerJosh2611 Месяц назад +8

    At last... Adaine's furious gun...

  • @sveipr6516
    @sveipr6516 Месяц назад +6

    I love that Bill Seacaster is such a bad person, but such an amazing dad 😂

  • @marlenewilson3993
    @marlenewilson3993 Месяц назад +7

    "we don't have to, we get to!" riz my absolute beloved

  • @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH
    @LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH 2 месяца назад +36

    The Dads episode!!

  • @Higsby100
    @Higsby100 Месяц назад +5

    Murph giving disadvantage is the most "veteran d&d move"

  • @richardmiddaugh9749
    @richardmiddaugh9749 2 месяца назад +13

    I wonder if Brennan was fishing for Fabian to tell him that Chungle Down Bim was on his nemesis list. As one one his last few remaining warlocks, Bill Seacaster probably knew him very well

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 2 месяца назад

      I believe bill specifically chose to keep chungledown Bim as a warlock so he can't get a deal with someone else

  • @gameslayers2594
    @gameslayers2594 2 месяца назад +11

    Tbh the best part about all of this that I noticed far too late is his ship's name the Goldenrod, which is what they kept calling Kalvaxus instead of his in-place name Goldenhoard, just to keep him annoyed eternally.

  • @xeno2562
    @xeno2562 2 месяца назад +27

    I was high as heaven watching this for the first time, i was cackling silently and painfully trying not to wake my roommate.
    It felt like some bitchassbard cast Tasha’s Hideous Laughter on me.

  • @Ms.gnomer
    @Ms.gnomer 2 месяца назад +10

    “One’s my girlfriend 🤓🥰”

  • @elrapido5150
    @elrapido5150 2 месяца назад +11

    God, I love this group so much.

  • @_Bread-_-
    @_Bread-_- 2 месяца назад +9

    this episode was great, so glad I made the watch party for it.

  • @scott_mc
    @scott_mc 2 месяца назад +37

    Kids witb guns
    Kids with guns
    Taking over
    But it won't be long
    They're mesmerized
    Skeletons
    Kids with guns
    Kids with guns
    (Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk)

    • @GEN1HAUNTER
      @GEN1HAUNTER 2 месяца назад +4

      I like the skeleton cameo

  • @rutabaga007
    @rutabaga007 2 месяца назад +17

    your thumbnails are always so cool dude

    • @paiged20
      @paiged20  2 месяца назад +4

      I appreciate that so much 🥲

  • @ayt3877
    @ayt3877 Месяц назад +4

    "I have two nemesis."
    "One is my girlfriend 😃"
    Plz 😂

  • @Cross177
    @Cross177 Месяц назад +3

    Between the Banker Assault clause and the 40 Chamber Flintlock, I don’t know which is funnier.

  • @ldragon8480
    @ldragon8480 Месяц назад +1

    I love Riz so much 'We don't HAVE to, we GET TO!' He's so excited

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484
    @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Месяц назад +4

    Hey Bill learned how to read and write!

  • @ineeddeath6354
    @ineeddeath6354 2 месяца назад +9

    God I love this show

  • @start-a-riot
    @start-a-riot Месяц назад +2

    i know it’s definitely just a forgotten detail, but in S1 Bill said he couldn’t read, so the agreement he wrote implies that EITHER he learned to read in hell OR he can somehow write but not read

  • @Styner09
    @Styner09 20 дней назад

    Absolutely impeccable

  • @radicaladz
    @radicaladz Месяц назад +2

    Fabian: Would you tattoo me, Papa?
    Bill: *Lie down.* 😈
    Fabian: (immediately regretting) Uh, o-o-okay.
    Bill: (with shouldermounted tattoo harpoon gun loaded with molten gold) *STAY PERFECTLY STILL, ME BOY!*
    Fabian: (inelegantly gibbering in fear)

  • @hatientacetlen4246
    @hatientacetlen4246 2 дня назад

    I love Emily's massive smile while she's pretending to spin a gun.

  • @hatientacetlen4246
    @hatientacetlen4246 2 дня назад

    "Stand still while I try this" is such a funny thing to say while threatening someone.

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 28 дней назад

    Honestly, the wildest part of this is Brennan fully improvising a solid contract.

  • @Styner09
    @Styner09 20 дней назад

    Fabian's Father is unintentionally amazing.

  • @hatientacetlen4246
    @hatientacetlen4246 2 дня назад

    "Get his teeth! Get his teeth!"

  • @buggibii
    @buggibii 26 дней назад

    easy does it, easy does it

  • @Higsby100
    @Higsby100 Месяц назад +1

    German Shepard pride? 😮🧐

  • @MrZazzles94
    @MrZazzles94 Месяц назад

    I thought Bill Seacaster was illiterate?