I feel you, Once I had that doodoo at the tip so I ran and hit the spinning stop sign that shows occupied or vacant and that shit spun back to vacant. Shitted all over the floor and part of the seat. Some other kid walks in as I'm cleaning the shit off the floor and screams so loud I almost ran out the room.
In 5th grade one morning my stomach started hurting and I ask the teacher can I go to the bathroom she said no so I lied and said I need to go to the nurse to I can go to the bathroom and then she wrote me a pass as soon as I walked out the class I started kicking down the hallway when in the bathroom and took a mean shit but after I couldn't go back to class right away because I told her I needed to go to the nurse so after I'm done taking my shit I leave the bathroom and then my stomach started hurting again so I went to the nurse told her my stomach was hurting and she let me use the bathroom in her office and I lit the bitch up and then I told her I felt better so I went back to class and at the end of the day I Andy home and took another shit.the end
"He threw dodo at me" 😂😂😂. You crazy AF fam.
Jayo DaDon for real bro? That’s you?
Yup
Im fucking dead
Yo what happened to you bro ?
Yoooo bro what’s good with you. This mesonicrose5.
This one of the funniest stories I've ever heard
YungDraco FAXXX
YungDraco same
Ong
On me bro like this nigga is fr Jones
*jokes
nobody:
nobody at all:
SoLLUMINATI: " When he picked the paper up he Squozed it" LMAOOO
The way he said "ew it stink" 😂😂😂
😂😂 LMAO OML I WAS DEAD 💀
+MoNTaNaBayTv 😂😂😂 fr
😂😂😂W
Prettyboyfredo
Prettyboyfredo wassup
the most embarrassing stories be the best ones 💯 4,000 Likes and I'll drop another one 💩💩💩😂
Shitty booty ass 😂😂😂
💯💯
Lol ganggg gs
what school did you go to in detroit
I put a like down
How u skip school in 2nd grade?😂😂
+DeTaun Jefferson sellin them on the low
+DeTaun Jefferson sniffing smartees
Slimpify the Scammer stay home duh
Slimpify the Scammer g
Parents keep you home
I can imagine so walkin in class sayin "what's GOOD WHICH YALL YOUNG BOYYYYYYYYYSSSSS"
"Aye man"💀💯
If he was a teacher:
I’m coming at chyall wiss- summ light, you feel me I’m coming at y’all with another Science Class, now check dis out man…”
Squeezed and Closed = Sqozed 😂😂 notify webster's dictionary immediately, niggas out here makin new words and shit 😂💀😂💀😂💀💀💀
😂😂😂
it how he said that bitch had me rolling
😂😂😂
I'm sorry but I've never had a comment make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
It's not really new. We say that all the time up in Ohio, new York, Michigan, Philly. It's a northern slang thing
Years later this story still got me dyin 🤣🤣🤣
"he squozed it" 6:28 im dead.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
HE THREW DODDO AT ME LOLOLOLOLO
For real
Had to come rewatch this after the viagra prank💀
Michale Coffey same omm
Weak
Yep lmao
Same nigga
Michale Coffey u ain't lying bro
Crispy white draws 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
shitLLUMINATI lmaooooo
Young Escobar lmaooo im rewatching this video and this comment had me dying 😂😂😂
Young Escobar shitty So in the buildin
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kb4everr shimple
Sollumashitty
lmao im crying bruh that 1 nigga probably somewhere making a storytime about the time he got doodoo thrown at him
XD
Kobe Irving HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGGAGGAGAGGAGAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH ok ill stop
Kobe Irving LMFAOOOO
One of the funniest shit ever😂😂😂😂
Tye Walker Podcast Ssßdddssswvvq Z f gf z
Tye Walker Podcast pun intended
Was already dying from the title
True
me 2 LMAO
“Them tiny ass milk cartons😂😂😂”
That killed me
“HE THREW DO DO AT ME”😂😂😂😂
Still funny to this day, only ogs remember 😂
Fr I’m dying
they still have them cereal shits in highschool lmao
and middle school
+Krypto Tuii fuck yea I like golden grams
vT Linkie X lol
Elementary school to
Ig: Iam.dharris Same in middle school
Bro it’s a must to come back atleast once a year and watch this story time classic
Idgaf off people say these stories fake.They got a nigga rolling on the floor😂😂😭GS so💯👌🏼
W
This nigga said sqozed 😂😂😂wtf
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 he sqozed the doodoo
When
+Bob Duncan 6:28
I feel you, Once I had that doodoo at the tip so I ran and hit the spinning stop sign that shows occupied or vacant and that shit spun back to vacant. Shitted all over the floor and part of the seat. Some other kid walks in as I'm cleaning the shit off the floor and screams so loud I almost ran out the room.
Jimmie Rustler lmfao!
😭
Bruh 😂
Lmfaoooo why you say shit so hard "I gotta SHIT"
Shut up
Who are you man
L
Dodo bad as Helll coach
Cut he gotta shit..
It's 2020 And Solluminati Still Popping💯👁
"He threw DooDoo at me" I'm dead😂😂😂💀
Bro I had to come back to this gem bro
😂😂😂😂😂😂that’s why I don’t eat school breakfast or lunch sometimes that’s stuff makes your stomach bubbling
Batman wouldn’t have been able to get this information out of me
Who’s here from the viagra prank, I just had to come back and relive the moment I first watched this🤣💀
CJ2k me
Who watchin in 2018
AlmightyyMyth me
Me
AlmightyyMyth me
He too funny 😂
Me
I can already tell your story times are going to be lit 🤘🏾😂
“a half a day” so always ALWAYS got me dead😂
Who here after SO mentioned this video in the prank video in 2018
STILL WATCHING IN 2018 so funny😂😂😁😅😅
me to my stomach hurt from cryin
I AM THE G.O.A.T Same
RyanThaGod same catt
2021
Story times need to comeback to RUclips
Who came here to watch the story time after so saying he shit his self in that prank 😂😂😂
MALIK Post Fire me
It popped up on my RUclips stuff 😂😂
Lilol
"he threw dodo at me"😭😭😂💀
Doodoo
keep dem story times comin🔥👌
his story times are lit so far!!🔥🔥🔥
Broooooo 😭😭 I'm Finna get kicked outta class laughing at this shit
Do some more story times, I love them😂
2020 and this still funny😂
"He squozed it"
as soon as u release this storytime I see yo subs flew but almost at 100k keep grinding💯
I have the EXACT same story .. except .. I shitted on myself 😭😅
Yo Solluminati we need these videos again
Story gon be lit af🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ha ha he is so funny do more I was cracking up during this
That shit was funny asf💯 u gotta keep story time going I respect the videos u make for us stay up
"Crispy all-white drawls" LMFAOOOOOOOO
BRUHHH I don't think you realize what you've done to me I'm dying here listening hahahha
"he threw dodo at me"💀💀💀
Im in tears 8 years later 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂geteeem outta heree coachhhh
keep grinding 4k away yo the 100k gg ,this storytime was funny asf tho
reliving old memories😂😂🙏
Top 3 So vid off all time 😂
5 years later i’m still weak asf😂😂😂
Who watching in 2019?
😂
😂💯
A solluminati classic bro 😂😂 I always come back to these shits
Still one of the greatest story time vids in RUclips history
yooooooo So make some more videos you had me and my fam dying laughing
4K and we there bro keep grinding I loved this storie time it made me laugh bro
This nigga is the funniest nigga ever bro
I hope this story is true because it’s actually funny asf
Who else watching this while taking a shit? Lol
L
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to best story time ever
This is actually the funniest story I've ever heard in my fuckin life 😂😂😂💀💀💀 props bro
goat story time 😭😭
Just now realized that’s meek mill face on a doodoo emoji 😂
My guy SO sound like a squeaker back than 😂😂😂
IM DEAD ASF 😂😂😂 "HE THREW DOODOO AT ME!"
These shoes are 🔥🔥🔥
Throw back so jus as good as current so
I watch this everyday I swear 😭
you should do first time you smoked
L
W
I would be boring
he just started
😂😂Cuh I’m at work I just went back to this bih I’m crying
4k more coach 💯💯💯
The greatest video ever until this day
I'm watchin this for the 5th time FR this funny 🤣🤣🤣😂😂 my sis thought I was high
His lips smacking the whole conversation 😂 big lips ahh
In 5th grade one morning my stomach started hurting and I ask the teacher can I go to the bathroom she said no so I lied and said I need to go to the nurse to I can go to the bathroom and then she wrote me a pass as soon as I walked out the class I started kicking down the hallway when in the bathroom and took a mean shit but after I couldn't go back to class right away because I told her I needed to go to the nurse so after I'm done taking my shit I leave the bathroom and then my stomach started hurting again so I went to the nurse told her my stomach was hurting and she let me use the bathroom in her office and I lit the bitch up and then I told her I felt better so I went back to class and at the end of the day I Andy home and took another shit.the end
W
Lit the bitch up 😂👌
Chris - W
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is yo channel in good standings cause u never make thumbnails 😂
Yo this vid made me almost 💩 myself 😭
Love going back to his old vids
Notifications squad 🍑🔥🔥👌🏽
Had to come back to dis banger 😂
Who here after the video today 😂😂
u up dere I see u almost at 100k
u getting up dere
+Kaschin Edwards there
Get this video to 4K likes coach 💯
HUEYYYYY!! were Riley?
Where*
damn im shleep im glad u be the one that dont post about dopeswagg and steezo anymore💯nice vid nigga
I'm fuckn hollerin 😂😂😂
2022 first vid I ever saw from sol and ever since been a fan
The next day he skipped school in 2nd grade🤣🤣😂😂
Good Shit So, Keep grinding bruh 💯
3:20 FUNNY AS HELL REPLAY IT SO MANY TIMES!!!!!!!!
funniest video I watched in a long time bruh
Real niggaz watched this when it came out