The Koi ain't dead, nor harmed. Koi's can out live humans if they maintain their health. These Koi's are farmed raised, Sperm and Eggs are extracted from the fishes and placed into another water pod to keep the hatchling safe upon birth till an appropriate juvenile stage of its life, about 3-4 inches bigger, before moving it to a pond. If anything, these guys aren't harming them, Koi's beat the crap out of each other when they mate, well technically speaking, its how they spawn, the male smacks her with his body to get the eggs out of her, while at the same time presses up against her to release his sperm. I have a pair of 13 inch Butterfly Koi's in my 75gal Tank, they every mid spring for the past 6 years that I've had them, they make serious mess every time, water everywhere, and my male Koi is a jumper, so I always have to tighten the top, due to him originally born from a pond, he's fast and strong.
You guys do realize fish dont have sex that is exactly the way they reproduce the female lays unfertilised eggs the male comes and ejaculets of them there is no sex jnvolved
Koi Female: Yess human, Yess ! Just rub me the that way Human, I'm a genie in a bottle! Koi Male: STAHP I CAN RUB IT ON MY OWN! STAHP~ YOUR HAND IS~ AHHHHH~
for a whole year when i was in 5th grade i was obsessed with watching videos like this... i now come across to this video again... should i be concerned??
the first fish was being forced to i guess flow out her eggs, the male fish was forced to fertilize them. how the fuck did i get here, i was just watching snakes
some fish have something called a swim bladder, I believe that Koi do as well. As long as the gills remain relatively wet, a fish like a gold fish can be out of water for about half an hour safely.
I wonder what this guy is telling his wife when he comes home? "wife: hi honey, how was work?" "dude: ahh,you know squeezed some semen out of the big guy, mixed it with eggs and then spread it into a water tank..the normal stuff"
No, they dont need human interaction to breed. However, you might want genetic traits from a certain fish to pass on, such as coloration or pattern. So they select which fish they want and manually fertilize eggs with it to pass on its genes
Some fish can't get the eggs out on their own so they do it for them and then fertilize them for them also and also they need to make the best off spring possible
People, this isn't THAT disgusting. The fish are just reproducing to have even more fish. Sure, it was torture for the fish to be yanked out of the water and SQUEEZED, though.
Животные
Lol, I love how they drizzle the fish semen like they're decorating a dessert.
what the fuck did i just watch
That was a 4 Star Michelin experience.
Antonio Figon Leyva A guy squeezing the cum out of a fish.
The Koi ain't dead, nor harmed. Koi's can out live humans if they maintain their health. These Koi's are farmed raised, Sperm and Eggs are extracted from the fishes and placed into another water pod to keep the hatchling safe upon birth till an appropriate juvenile stage of its life, about 3-4 inches bigger, before moving it to a pond. If anything, these guys aren't harming them, Koi's beat the crap out of each other when they mate, well technically speaking, its how they spawn, the male smacks her with his body to get the eggs out of her, while at the same time presses up against her to release his sperm. I have a pair of 13 inch Butterfly Koi's in my 75gal Tank, they every mid spring for the past 6 years that I've had them, they make serious mess every time, water everywhere, and my male Koi is a jumper, so I always have to tighten the top, due to him originally born from a pond, he's fast and strong.
johnnythao O.o
johnnythao cool
And you know those koi are like 'oh, here we go again -.-'
I'm done. Get the holy water
☠️ 🤣
When you realise this is actually porn for fish.
The fish are so chill throughout this 😂
Because they been put to sleep lol
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@@Brandon-un7rl oh yeah ?
Dont ask me how I got here, I don't have a clue.
I guess someone is going to squeeze us some day soon.
Aleksandar Adzic LOL
Aleksandar Adzic Oh Jesus! 😂😂😂
yeah..LOL!!!!
Aleksandar Adzic how did u get here?
To think I started from a video about a baby duck
I started from a Godzilla egg video
+Josiah Balbi amazing where youtube can take you
I started by a kid poked by a stingray
well stabbed
I started from a disabled dog....
Just wait until that male koi has to pay child support for all them kids😂😂
I don't know what I just watched. Great start to 2016 weirdness....
I know them feels -.-
+Astrid Dolphinstar I got here from a pregnant fish video inside my recommended zone...
+*I love the YOGSCAST* same 😂
What do u do for a living? O well i jerk fish off as a profession... Oooooo cool i think
+Harrison Sisco story of my life there.
Why the hell did i just watch this?!? I need friends O_O
I can be your friend :)
OMG me too!
I'll be your friend!!!
I guess I didn't know what this was. I was watching cute baby animal videos just a few minutes ago :l
Few mins ago I was watching food channels Idk what happened
I should be doing homework... not... this...
sammmmme
same
Same but this is way more interesting.
Oh My Gah THIS I S WEIRD BUT ME TOO
i should be getting a life instead of watvhing fish porn
Looks like when you put the icing on a toaster strudel
Dude xD
Well that's enough reading comments for today.
+Pizzaandbacon AJ LOL
I can't eat toaster strudel anymore lol
When you're so high and next thing you know you're on this side of RUclips
"So, what do you do for a living?"
1:17
*Slowly backs away...*
Me:
0:28 OMG...
0:47 IS HE TRYING TO KILL IT?
1:06 O.O....... Well, then...
it looks like there are making a CAKE !!
Pruthvi PrO STOP! 😂
Pruthvi PrO 😭😂
Should be titled: "japanese koi taking a shit!"
out of his dick!
That's eggs and sperm, not shit
Read up or at least understand what you are watching before making a dumb comment
Breanne Tipper thanks for killing the joke
I'm in that weird part of youtube again..
Again?
One job i will not be applying for.....
Trust!
It looks fun to me...
+Melani Rice ._.
Woman...stop taking the drugs....!
How on earth do the koi stay so still? I'm used to seeing fish come out of the water and flip out immediately.
They had propably use some kind of anaesthesia to cool the fish from being crazy
puellamaris I’m sure they raised those fish. Just like they’re about to raise a tun of new borns🤣
@@BatelSkater They used a clove oil mix in that little tub to make them pass out
when his mom asks what he does for a living he will say " I jerk fish"
LOL
What the fuck did I just watch?!
Sally May BIRTH!
Ricky Maomi Wow lol
Cause it is!
Ricky Maomi I know it is but it's gross
To koi's it's BIRTH!
When he gives them the "special touch" the fish are like.. MMM TOUCH MEEEEEEE
Poor fish. That guy was all up in their bizniz
Eww I thought I was going to watch it lay eggs....
That's what it was doing
You are not the only oneXD
Sara Noyb I KNOW RIGHT THIS IS DAMN GROSS
It did its liquid
Me to what was that
Little kids and Pre teens:
OMG WHAT IS THAT? Iz it poo :0
Me: IT'S CALLED HAVING SEX MANUALLY WITHOUT THE LOVE
Due not poo some thing you don't need to know about it will scar you life it did to me
That looks more like "sh$t" though; no offence.
True
That to
NzmAnh Dee ( sarcastic voice) shhhhh that's a baby just act nice
NzmAnh Dee ikr
Agree looks like sh!t
looks like the icing for my toaster studel
how do you know it isn't?
*in clevland's voice:*
That's nasty...
I will never complain about going to school again after this video!!!
i wonder what happen if human sperm is added?
Mermaids and Mermen? Then they take out the ones with the fish faces...
I was actually was thinking the same thing!!
Crimson Corbeau why because you say so?
Just don't question science.....
realvipul Ur evil
the amount of people that doesnt know how fish are born is too damn high !
GoMessJ we all seen finding Nemo chill
way to take all the fun out of it for the fish you jerks :P
Exactly
I think its more like a handjob for fish :P.
You guys do realize fish dont have sex that is exactly the way they reproduce the female lays unfertilised eggs the male comes and ejaculets of them there is no sex jnvolved
craftedmine dude Yes, we were joking.
craftedmine dude Serious dude is serious.
Koi Female: Yess human, Yess ! Just rub me the that way Human, I'm a genie in a bottle!
Koi Male: STAHP I CAN RUB IT ON MY OWN! STAHP~ YOUR HAND IS~ AHHHHH~
K.C.S.M FaLa
Looks like chocolate cake with some nice tasty icing! Yum!
ikr. What a work of art. XD
bra
I think it's pee and poop
Van reach Vanlyda No, it's clearly chocolate cake with some white frosting. Some people.
Van reach Vanlyda But really, it's sperm from the male fish and it is fertilizing the female fishes' eggs.
Oh right! So this is where iced cream comes from
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im extremely amazed at how calm those koi are
POV: You've seen this before but wanted to see it again
*clears search history
I'd assume to get the male fish to well...
You have to get it excited. And giving handies to fish seems to be something far from a dream job
Why are you so pretty in the dp... Must be a lot of takes
I'm on the weird side of RUclips again...
for a whole year when i was in 5th grade i was obsessed with watching videos like this... i now come across to this video again... should i be concerned??
Love it.
> high quality koi spawning
> uses ice cream bucket to hold spawn
> high quality....
So... is this how they make ice cream?🐡🐟🐠=🍨🍧🍦,???
No, i need that eggs
Wha?
did anybody noticed how they are using ice cream packages
What's nasty lpl
What!!! Please don't ruin ice cream for me 😖😖😖😖
So... that's where are coming some McDonalds ingredients!
my mom walked in and said
"Why are they putting milk in chocolate?"
Ewww... at the same time it facinating for whatever reason
Imagine doing that to a human. Oh god.
how did i get here?
Does anyone know how the fish are able to stay out of the water for so long and why they don't resist when the people take them out?
This is what happens when you get in "That part of RUclips"
I didn't know fish were into auto-erotic asphyxiation and bondage
did i just watch koi fish being forced to poop....
+Little Mangle Me needer m8
+Little Mangle You REALLY dont wanna know what it is
the first fish was being forced to i guess flow out her eggs, the male fish was forced to fertilize them. how the fuck did i get here, i was just watching snakes
LOL what was it pooping?
yes u did mam.
And that's how you make ice cream, folks!
baffled by all the people in comments saying that the eggs are fish shit
This reminds me of cake boss. That sperm reminded me of those tube things they use for frosting XD
aricente lmfao! mmm, icing.
It looks like diaria in the beginning
I know I know
And that's how Mole is made.
So that’s how soup is made...
How did I get here...
HOW DID I END UP HERE?
I don’t know why I watched this as a kid and remembered it -._-.
this comment section is unpredictably funny
some fish have something called a swim bladder, I believe that Koi do as well. As long as the gills remain relatively wet, a fish like a gold fish can be out of water for about half an hour safely.
I wonder what this guy is telling his wife when he comes home? "wife: hi honey, how was work?" "dude: ahh,you know squeezed some semen out of the big guy, mixed it with eggs and then spread it into a water tank..the normal stuff"
Lmfaooooo
I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL 🗿🗿🗿🗿
How did I get here from watching turtle videos?
Amazing to see how professionals breed koi fish.
WHY WAS THIS RECOMMENDED TO ME????
+emily rose Cuz you're sick.... We know what kind of shit you were looking up....
+Mike Oxbig hahahaaa
I feel like watching a bowl of mushroom soup made
i was drinking a smoothie while watching this....
Do they really need human factor to become fertilized?
its called breeding, its not a new thing
sorry for my bad English..but thats not answer of the question
No, they dont need human interaction to breed. However, you might want genetic traits from a certain fish to pass on, such as coloration or pattern. So they select which fish they want and manually fertilize eggs with it to pass on its genes
thanks
Some fish can't get the eggs out on their own so they do it for them and then fertilize them for them also and also they need to make the best off spring possible
kind reminds me of the beans at mexican resturants😂
I don't know what kind of Mexican restaurants you've been too 😂
A wise man once said,
"How the fuck did I get here?"
How did I go from watching hamsters to this?
he is squeezing the eggs out of the female then the sperm out of the male mix tada baby fish. This is how most if not all fish farms spawn their fish.
People, this isn't THAT disgusting. The fish are just reproducing to have even more fish. Sure, it was torture for the fish to be yanked out of the water and SQUEEZED, though.
why is this on my recommendations
It looks like someone putting icing on lentils
Omg this music XD
koi cum
idk how I started watching this I was just watching creepy pasta
Little sis: is she pooping??
Me: O_O
little: oh so thats how fishes poops?
Wouldn't that be traumatic as hell for the females? Suffocating while giving birth?
at the start they put somthing in the tank to either kill the fish or sedate them im not sure.
I'm pretty sure they use a liquid anesthesia to sedate the fish.
Theyre not giving birth, theyre spawning unfertilized eggs. And by that logic, the same would happen to the males, not just the females.
kanye would be proud
How long can they be out of water??
what are they doing?
It looks like it's painful for the koi fish.... Like, they're just squeezing everything out... Poor fishies :(
The fish are sedated and feel nothing, plus it takes very very little squeezing, less than even a pinch
Oh gag.......
Oh I just remembered I have tests tomorrow 😱😱😱😲😲I'm so dead
so THATS how people make ice cream!
I thought this video was stupid, then I realized those koi are worth 6 months of my rent.
he got fish jizz on his hands o:
Why is this in my suggestions?
ang lalaki nman nyan!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 new friend here from ajack
Like I was pouring condensed milk into my sweet bean soup.
The HELL,fuck my life... o.o
what just happened
+Cami Chan well you see, when a mommy fish and a daddy fish loves each other very much...
+Yuka Mochida hahahaha Your response was PERFECT! So funny! :)
Looks like icing a brownie at papa johns.
Everyone's over here freaking out over the Jiz on his hand or how they got here or what happened and I'm over here being scared