Random Horror Reaction Compilation #14

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Domino_B3anz
    @Domino_B3anz 5 лет назад +5613

    1:08 Mark:”PLEASE DON’T KILL ME, I WANNA LIVE!”
    Also Mark:”Ohhhh! The glorious bright shining light of death!”

  • @c1oudy371
    @c1oudy371 5 лет назад +2634

    2:47 - 2:54
    Game: knock knock knock
    Mark: Digiorno?
    Game: sPoOk
    Mark: *sHoOk* its not delivery

  • @ml677
    @ml677 5 лет назад +4261

    2:35
    French: Ma tête, ou suis-je?
    Markiplier: ...
    Markiplier: my dad was fish???

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 5 лет назад +87

      smert 100

    • @ashlytheminibagle
      @ashlytheminibagle 5 лет назад +32

      @@taureon_ r/engrish

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 5 лет назад +67

      @@ashlytheminibagle r/whoooosh
      wrote it wrong on purpose

    • @evanmccrea8431
      @evanmccrea8431 5 лет назад +31

      Out of curiosity, what did that voice actually say (as in translated to English)?
      Edit: Nevermind, I forgot that it already had the translation in the video, I’m just being stupid

    • @animeandshenanigans
      @animeandshenanigans 5 лет назад +2

      Anyone knows what video that game was in

  • @fidgetelftree9432
    @fidgetelftree9432 4 года назад +2096

    Mark saying “Digiorno” when he hears knocking then using “Its not delivery” as a punchline is one of the funniest things I’ve heard all week XD

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 3 года назад +7

      Would've been funnier if he said "it's not delivery...it's death!"

    • @V.A.N.E_Orginization
      @V.A.N.E_Orginization 3 года назад +3

      Digiorno, if we cut Di
      *GIORNO GIOVANNA, B*TCHES*

    • @fidgetelftree9432
      @fidgetelftree9432 3 года назад +8

      @@V.A.N.E_Orginization
      Digiorno if you cut giorn
      IT IS I, DIO!

    • @kitzia13
      @kitzia13 3 года назад +2

      Mine was- “Fvcking hell!!*inhale* cool.

    • @rebeccalogan5959
      @rebeccalogan5959 3 года назад

      @@V.A.N.E_Orginization you call?

  • @rahdeanji_6071
    @rahdeanji_6071 5 лет назад +5794

    Editor: How do I edit this
    Markiplier: Yes

  • @voltras5595
    @voltras5595 4 года назад +3966

    0:45 as a French, I can say that this accent was totally legit. I'm actually impressed

  • @Noblewolf1990
    @Noblewolf1990 5 лет назад +3910

    Famous Last Words: “HELLOEVERYBODYMYNAMEISMARKIPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-“

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад +54

      _(Cut to next game...)_
      *MARKIPLIER:* Ohh... _(Scare Chord!)_ Wahh? Why? Why, what did I do?! I didn't mean to do it! _Whatever I did, I-DIDN'T-DO-IT!_

    • @KC-ns5im
      @KC-ns5im 4 года назад +34

      *(CUT TO NEXT GAME....)*
      “Ohh- HI, dont like you..nun”

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад +29

      _(Cut to the previous game, where Mark is being chased by a large blocky guy that kinda looks like...)_
      *MARKIPLIER:* Oh, hey, what? Whah? _(Extremely confused...)_ Da... Hitler!? _Hitler!?_ Is that Hitler!?

    • @eloas3260
      @eloas3260 4 года назад +23

      (CUT TO NEXT GAME!) Oh, BLOOD! OH! UPSIDE DOWN. O H

    • @puppy__moth664
      @puppy__moth664 4 года назад +8

      Whats the game?

  • @anonymousweeb9579
    @anonymousweeb9579 4 года назад +821

    0:06 is when the teacher calls me into the hallway

    • @Firestorm214
      @Firestorm214 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @rooke1489
      @rooke1489 4 года назад +10

      I can imagine a kid just screaming that in class when they get called

    • @hematomania
      @hematomania 3 года назад +4

      Thats me when my teacher says my name xd

    • @some_guy_8923
      @some_guy_8923 3 года назад +4

      “Hitler” is the hall monitor

  • @Yujiboygaeming
    @Yujiboygaeming 4 года назад +1450

    1:37 Mark:”am i going straight to hell?”
    *Goes through portal*
    Mark:wee im... IN HELL!!

    • @Jeffbonfro1
      @Jeffbonfro1 4 года назад +16

      1:36

    • @lesliesmith6718
      @lesliesmith6718 3 года назад +8

      That music was a bop. Does anyone know the whole thing?

    • @Yujiboygaeming
      @Yujiboygaeming 3 года назад +4

      @@lesliesmith6718 wish i did but i dont

    • @katherinehavenhand1187
      @katherinehavenhand1187 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @b4nd1t9
      @b4nd1t9 2 года назад

      @@lesliesmith6718 it kinda sounds like treasure by Bruno Mars

  • @m.mandm_
    @m.mandm_ 5 лет назад +1131

    1:20
    Oh someone cursing
    *beeping continues*
    Mark:!I can do that too
    *beeping continues*
    “F*beep* ck”

    • @leviathan6436
      @leviathan6436 5 лет назад +6

      I love that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hwab4bie824
      @hwab4bie824 5 лет назад +6

      Bro i just scrolled down in the comments and saw this comment at the same time at 1:20

    • @LeeLee-lk1pm
      @LeeLee-lk1pm 5 лет назад

      XD LOVE IT

    • @octowave6791
      @octowave6791 5 лет назад

      yep, that's what he said

    • @LAZERSOUND1
      @LAZERSOUND1 5 лет назад

      That's hilarious oh someone cursing I can do that too f beep ck xD 😂 😂

  • @ejabajfnwjsbg
    @ejabajfnwjsbg 5 лет назад +3136

    **door squeak**
    mark: "pardonne moi? excuse moi?"

  • @josukehigashkita5365
    @josukehigashkita5365 4 года назад +1207

    Mark: "Now where did I-"
    *Romantic music ensues*
    Mark: "Now where did I put my car keys,"
    2:58

  • @mintcioccolotata7517
    @mintcioccolotata7517 5 лет назад +825

    Teacher:" can you solve this for me?"
    Me:" nahh"
    Teacher:" but....
    Me: thats a big ol nahh"

    • @60namrruC
      @60namrruC 5 лет назад +23

      So teachers ask us to do *their* homework.
      Lets fix that with a controlled shock.

    • @goaway6193
      @goaway6193 5 лет назад +1

      @@60namrruC Underated comment😂

    • @maygel
      @maygel 5 лет назад +1

      @@60namrruC You're a frickin genius

  • @determination2485
    @determination2485 4 года назад +2567

    Homeschool kids when they go to school for the first time:
    1:38

  • @Ian_Paneque
    @Ian_Paneque 5 лет назад +432

    Me: "Opens gum in class"
    The entire class: 02:56

    • @artiequick3583
      @artiequick3583 4 года назад +10

      That kid in the corner: *tiny hey*

    • @remzok19
      @remzok19 4 года назад +6

      Your reply 2:43

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 4 года назад

      That happened to me in high school. Except it wasn't chewing gum, it was a pack of tissues, it was Winter and almost everyone had the sniffles.

  • @tomasforsomereason.192
    @tomasforsomereason.192 4 года назад +873

    2:35 This is the representation of my family's hearing.

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 4 года назад +10

      Underrated af

    • @Madz00000
      @Madz00000 4 года назад +5

      Yep

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 4 года назад +6

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @wacky_duck1095
      @wacky_duck1095 3 года назад +1

      His dad died of cancer in July 4 2008
      His dad's full name was Cliffton Morris Fischbach

    • @wacky_duck1095
      @wacky_duck1095 3 года назад +1

      Hence he said my dad "was" "fish"

  • @electricanimations6183
    @electricanimations6183 5 лет назад +2656

    Teacher: "Alright class whats 6x6?"
    Mark:
    *"my dad was fish"*

  • @Rouyakan
    @Rouyakan 4 года назад +849

    2:44 *Mark:* Ahh, hello!!
    _lights go red_
    *Also Mark:* ᴰ: ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ
    That just made me bust out laughing.

  • @Anonymous-th2rr
    @Anonymous-th2rr 5 лет назад +796

    *someone cursing in the background
    Mark: is someone cursing?
    *Cursing again and again
    Mark: I can do that too f*beep*

    • @TheEduardo90
      @TheEduardo90 5 лет назад +5

      Shut the F *beep* Up fu *beep* ing *beep* hole your random comment is not even funny
      FU *BEEP* idiot

  • @stellamajeric5830
    @stellamajeric5830 4 года назад +179

    0:00 Someone has been hanging out with Jack

  • @AhmedWaqarAzhar
    @AhmedWaqarAzhar 5 лет назад +1237

    1:13
    The
    Glorious
    Bright
    Shining
    Light
    Of
    Death!

    • @lowqualitydio2727
      @lowqualitydio2727 5 лет назад +2

      i Live Off Of Reed900 *edgy btw*

    • @TBChaea
      @TBChaea 5 лет назад +5

      333 Likes, And I'm Not Gonna Like It Cause I Don't Want To. Be The One To Ruin It.

    • @TBChaea
      @TBChaea 5 лет назад +3

      Oh No!!! 😔

    • @TBChaea
      @TBChaea 5 лет назад +3

      @Curious weaaboo Great Choice 🐷

    • @austincabrera1301
      @austincabrera1301 5 лет назад +2

      I liked 2:57 better

  • @kaylahdavisofficial
    @kaylahdavisofficial 5 лет назад +349

    "Hello everybody my name is Markiplier".
    Man, I missed that so much.

    • @armosos
      @armosos 5 лет назад +10

      0:00

    • @AkemiV
      @AkemiV 5 лет назад +1

      *starts screaming*

  • @zestyspinach1452
    @zestyspinach1452 5 лет назад +2725

    Digiorno?
    **hears noises**
    ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀʏ

    • @michaelanderson4862
      @michaelanderson4862 5 лет назад

      @@Antradox go away

    • @Dopamine621
      @Dopamine621 5 лет назад +1

      How did you do that to the not delivery part?

    • @Dopamine621
      @Dopamine621 5 лет назад

      Emilotl.
      Oh thanks

    • @what4316
      @what4316 5 лет назад +1

      ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀʏʏ

  • @mrraichudealola9227
    @mrraichudealola9227 4 года назад +498

    when you are a polish person in 1939: 0:25

  • @Neveroff-Official
    @Neveroff-Official 5 лет назад +583

    2:55 "Hey! Can you reproduce by budding?"
    "Hey!"
    "Hey!"
    smol "Hey!"

    • @capkhi5070
      @capkhi5070 5 лет назад +6

      Mmmmm. Binary Fission is just a good thing

    • @sneakyeze
      @sneakyeze 5 лет назад +3

      CAN YA?
      CAN ya?
      can ya?

    • @edmanbrosyoutube4740
      @edmanbrosyoutube4740 5 лет назад +2

      which three has this moment, i wanna see the unedited version

  • @notasaltyperson8330
    @notasaltyperson8330 5 лет назад +366

    Baby mark: m-m
    Mamaplier: awwww he’s gonna say his first words!
    Baby mark: my dad was fish

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat 5 лет назад +2672

    No one:
    Litterally no one:
    No I'm serious, no one:
    Mark: SqUiGeElY dIcKeLy

    • @DevenSU
      @DevenSU 5 лет назад

      I'm the 300th person to like your comment, congrats!

    • @keirstynkat
      @keirstynkat 5 лет назад +1

      @@DevenSU thanks lol

    • @DevenSU
      @DevenSU 5 лет назад +4

      No problem, also lol... *SqUiGeElY dIcKeLy*

    • @pg3dricochet293
      @pg3dricochet293 5 лет назад

      I know u

    • @pg3dricochet293
      @pg3dricochet293 5 лет назад

      Where he lost his wisdom teeth

  • @selvavoid
    @selvavoid 4 года назад +367

    2:58 Made me laugh way harder then it should have, I started crying LOL

  • @Revolvius
    @Revolvius 5 лет назад +794

    Mark : *hear noises*
    Mark : WAWAWWAWAW!!!!
    *fire thousands of bullets*

    • @crimson5132
      @crimson5132 5 лет назад +4

      Literally me everytime I hear foot steps😂

    • @user-zb2bv5nj8r
      @user-zb2bv5nj8r 5 лет назад +3

      that would be me lmao

  • @xojocelynxo
    @xojocelynxo 5 лет назад +481

    *beautiful french, a character who just got injured in game, doesn't remember where they are:* *ma tête. ou suis-je?*
    *Mark, a genius: My DAd wAs FiSh*

    • @RudiMyDear
      @RudiMyDear 5 лет назад +4

      My head. Where am I?

    • @alicej8068
      @alicej8068 4 года назад

      You used the wrong one. It’s où not ou. Où is where and Ou is ‘Or’

  • @Otsana25
    @Otsana25 5 лет назад +7919

    "Hitler, noooooo!"
    Never thought I would ever hear someone in the 21st century say that XD
    Late edit:
    Thanks for all the likes guys! Didn't think it would get that much ❤

    • @crisgriffin3042
      @crisgriffin3042 5 лет назад +97

      He's got a knife.

    • @skelebox2944
      @skelebox2944 5 лет назад +33

      3 m i n u t e s I need a mental doctor

    • @glorymain_01
      @glorymain_01 5 лет назад +24

      r/cursedcomments

    • @TheTalkingCatbat
      @TheTalkingCatbat 5 лет назад +11

      Us that why my father died!?

    • @daskat8682
      @daskat8682 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly there will be people mentioning about him but rarely

  • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843
    @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843 4 года назад +858

    Parents: What do you want for your birthday?
    Depressed 14 year old girls: 1:13

  • @shenyukaikai
    @shenyukaikai 5 лет назад +961

    No one:
    Absolutely no soul:
    Markiplier: "My dad was fish"

  • @kelseynewell785
    @kelseynewell785 5 лет назад +4529

    Mark: "my dad was fish"
    Me: well I mean Ur last name is FISHbach

    • @georgeanimations3071
      @georgeanimations3071 5 лет назад +40

      FISHBACH sounds German to me the German Kid

    • @joshdk1484
      @joshdk1484 5 лет назад +90

      No one:
      Markiplier: Is that Hitler?!

    • @notanythinganymore
      @notanythinganymore 5 лет назад +85

      @@georgeanimations3071 He is half-Korean from his mother and half-German from his father, which explains his last name.

    • @georgeanimations3071
      @georgeanimations3071 5 лет назад +6

      @@notanythinganymore ok thanks

    • @Skullmonkeys44
      @Skullmonkeys44 5 лет назад +6

      @@joshdk1484 **insert "i need to tell them i know that reference" meme**

  • @Nebulia
    @Nebulia 5 лет назад +2970

    Me:
    No one:
    Not even lucifer himself:
    Markiplier: *the glorious bright light of DEATH*

    • @Captain_Ravioli7321
      @Captain_Ravioli7321 5 лет назад +33

      This comment:
      This comment:
      Nobody except this comment: exist
      Me: the glorious bright light of A GOOD COMMENT
      (Also, i love your videos! :D)

    • @robertdornseif4181
      @robertdornseif4181 5 лет назад +6

      Mark on TV in game: ah ah bonjour mark: ummm *jumpscare* mark: u wanna run that by me again?

    • @EndlessDub345
      @EndlessDub345 5 лет назад +3

      @Nebula Effect Seriously? What's wrong with that? It's just his character.... You don't know it buddy?

    • @Captain_Ravioli7321
      @Captain_Ravioli7321 5 лет назад +9

      @@EndlessDub345 Its called a joke.

    • @EndlessDub345
      @EndlessDub345 5 лет назад +3

      @@Captain_Ravioli7321 you're not supposed to reply to me, "it's called a joke." It clearly indicates me that I don't understand what jokes are or how it's supposed to. It's funny to some but not to others. I just had one perspective, and I thought it was ridiculous, and it was overused.

  • @reapergun1868
    @reapergun1868 4 года назад +125

    Mark: "Ohhhhh! The glorious bright shining light of death!"
    Me: *nearly snorts water out of my nose*

  • @Marqkus
    @Marqkus 5 лет назад +880

    0:28
    God making my friend group
    *"I'm pumping it full of all my gays"*

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 4 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @Marqkus
      @Marqkus 4 года назад +10

      @YoungOasis Can't relate I hate hugs lmao

    • @karinaashkenazi5335
      @karinaashkenazi5335 4 года назад +4

      🖕

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 4 года назад +4

      Literally me and my friend group lol

    • @Marqkus
      @Marqkus 4 года назад +15

      @@karinaashkenazi5335 Okay?? Lmfao

  • @j_yaein
    @j_yaein 5 лет назад +631

    2:38
    Mark being born into the world and seeing his dad:

    • @mikeiemoo9012
      @mikeiemoo9012 5 лет назад +43

      Mark: my dad was fish
      His last name is Fischbach so
      your not wrong mark

    • @artiequick3583
      @artiequick3583 4 года назад +4

      Mel Dagamer actually the words were “ow my head where am I” I’m pretty sure a girl said it but idk

    • @mikeiemoo9012
      @mikeiemoo9012 4 года назад +5

      Artie Quick yah mark though they said “my dad was fish”

    • @xxgalaxymidnightxx3297
      @xxgalaxymidnightxx3297 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @firesoul1207
      @firesoul1207 4 года назад +3

      Abigail Jeong I laughed for like half an hour at this and my lungs were A c h I n g by the end. 😂😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @stacigeraldino7576
    @stacigeraldino7576 5 лет назад +1569

    mY daD WAs FIsH
    -Markiplier of 2019

  • @gremlinbiscut2753
    @gremlinbiscut2753 4 года назад +93

    "My dad was fish" THAT TOOK ME OUT

  • @crow3879
    @crow3879 5 лет назад +474

    1:17
    Mark: What am I supposed to do about-
    * door closes in face *
    Mark: FU CKING
    Me: * literally dying *

    • @_Tamojikato_
      @_Tamojikato_ 5 лет назад +3

      The question 2020

    • @LofiCatFox
      @LofiCatFox 5 лет назад +2

      The transaction to the next clip was so timed perfectly too

    • @roiroije243
      @roiroije243 5 лет назад

      Master Chief

    • @imbored8002
      @imbored8002 4 года назад

      me: literally fucking

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад

      _(Beep!)_
      *MARKIPLIER:* Oh, is someone cursing?
      _(Beep!)_
      *MARKIPLIER:* I can do that, too...
      _(Beep!)_
      *MARKIPLIER:* Fffff--! _(BEEP!)_

  • @maryilama6774
    @maryilama6774 5 лет назад +520

    when you and you mom had a fight and you mumble under your breath
    Mom: 2:33
    *oof*

  • @skizo4486
    @skizo4486 5 лет назад +743

    What is that?
    Mark: *Its the glorious bright shining light of the death :D*

  • @Charliecoleman72
    @Charliecoleman72 4 года назад +75

    1:11 Me when light is shining through my window in the morning on a school day.

  • @PerfectMachine
    @PerfectMachine 5 лет назад +1355

    *"IS THAT HITLER?"*
    _Vox media would like to know your location_

  • @xaviertheman150
    @xaviertheman150 5 лет назад +174

    0:57
    mark:man this is a long tunnel to get to the light at the end of the tunnel
    *speech 100*

    • @v0lny886
      @v0lny886 6 месяцев назад

      My depression in a nutshell

  • @Jds_7
    @Jds_7 5 лет назад +2865

    2:34
    Girl in the game : "Ah, ma tête! Où suis-je?" ("Ow, my head! Where am I?")
    Markie : ... My dad was fish?!
    Every French people and me looking at this moment : 😑

    • @delaney6413
      @delaney6413 5 лет назад +21

      You know it has captions under the words right?

    • @JamesDawnshine
      @JamesDawnshine 5 лет назад +46

      @@delaney6413 he just thought that was English, not French

    • @esmeechan1036
      @esmeechan1036 5 лет назад +4

      I HERD DAT 2

    • @mrworldwidemr3052
      @mrworldwidemr3052 5 лет назад +16

      i heard my tit was fish-

    • @memneverquit625
      @memneverquit625 5 лет назад +36

      Im a french guy and it's make me laugh so hard 😂 (I like When People try to speak in my language )

  • @nikki8262
    @nikki8262 4 года назад +85

    3:03 - 3:11
    *When my brother drops his pencil*
    *flies across the room*
    "I'm pretty sure that ain't something that's UHHHHHHH...s'pose to happen."
    *Goes towards the dark hallway*

  • @HSF8811
    @HSF8811 5 лет назад +420

    "Now where did I put my car keys?"
    *MARK2702*

  • @joeymonstaman
    @joeymonstaman 5 лет назад +651

    2:47
    -Pound x7-
    Mark: Digiorno?
    -Photoshot-
    Mark: ...
    Also Mark: *I T ' S N O T D E L I V E R Y*

  • @mary_jane7
    @mary_jane7 5 лет назад +148

    *_1:11_*
    *_When I get the bad mark in school_*

  • @Omnifella
    @Omnifella 4 года назад +98

    "no what why, HITLER, IS THAT HITLER"

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад +9

      A few seconds later...
      "OH MY GOD, HITLER, NO!"
      [0:22]

  • @TheVillager22
    @TheVillager22 4 года назад +627

    "*BEEP*"
    "Oh someone cursing?"
    "*BEEP*"
    "I can do that too.."
    "*BEEP*"
    "F-*BEEP*"

  • @aerospaceaxolotl5817
    @aerospaceaxolotl5817 4 года назад +211

    "HELLOEVERYBODYMYNAMEISMARKIPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
    -MARKIPLIIIIIIIIIIIIII, 2019

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад +2

      *MARKIPLIER:* Ohh... _wahh? Why?_ Why, what did I do?! I didn't mean to do it! _Whatever I did, I DIDN'T DO IT!_

    • @alexisdrodriguez785
      @alexisdrodriguez785 4 года назад +2

      Wich video is it

  • @bbqwater
    @bbqwater 5 лет назад +172

    *"Squigeely Dickely."*
    -Markimoo, 2019

  • @PoorManGaming
    @PoorManGaming 4 года назад +81

    Mark: "Was it all of my burgaling?! Am I going straight to Hell?!"
    Mark five seconds later: "Wee, I'm...IN HELL!" *Lixian cues flamboyant hell music*

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 Год назад

      He did say “I deserve this” and accepted his fate so it’s a complete character arc!

  • @evans3636
    @evans3636 5 лет назад +197

    1:15 This frame is officially my wallpaper....xDD

  • @catcertifi3562
    @catcertifi3562 5 лет назад +338

    -Now where did I put my-
    *Now where did I put my car keys?*

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte 5 лет назад +10

      That was my favorite part. It was beautiful XD

    • @chazable
      @chazable 5 лет назад +1

      Now where did I put my... MARK2702... Keys? ;)

    • @kovidbhaduri
      @kovidbhaduri 5 лет назад

      careless whisper intensifies

    • @bill_y500
      @bill_y500 5 лет назад +1

      I will kill you all for this! Even Markiplier! 😂

  • @arcyncrimson5077
    @arcyncrimson5077 5 лет назад +625

    "Ma tête.. ou suis-je?"
    Mark: My dad was fish
    *Not even close mark* 😂😂😂😂

    • @arct1cvort3x81
      @arct1cvort3x81 5 лет назад +17

      So glad I took French class.

    • @subtleshenanigans5983
      @subtleshenanigans5983 5 лет назад +11

      « Mon père était un poisson » would be “My Dad was a fish” I think XD. Man, I’m glad I took French as well.

    • @fatmandirtball4746
      @fatmandirtball4746 5 лет назад +4

      I never took French class because i ain't got a French class. I think it means
      My head.... And I don't after that

    • @smastaaa
      @smastaaa 5 лет назад +3

      DevBhai it says " My head... Where am I?"

    • @sullybully
      @sullybully 5 лет назад +6

      I'm glad you took French class 😉
      (from a baguette dude)

  • @guitarfliud10
    @guitarfliud10 4 года назад +37

    “Digiorno?”
    *whispers*: “It’s not delivery.”
    Had me dead 🤣🤣

  • @scroopyd9898
    @scroopyd9898 5 лет назад +71

    Me: *leaves my seat for a moment*
    My friend sitting next to me: 0:49

  • @almostasha9124
    @almostasha9124 5 лет назад +67

    1:49 "I DIDNT WAN ANYTHING!!"
    idk why i love that so much

    • @gabano1311
      @gabano1311 5 лет назад +1

      When mommy catches you in the kitchen at 2 AM searching for beans

  • @alexd1870
    @alexd1870 5 лет назад +660

    *Opens video 1 second before it starts with full volume*
    *Spends the next 5 minutes wth ringing ears*

    • @jonasbrock3959
      @jonasbrock3959 5 лет назад +7

      Only 5 minutes?

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 5 лет назад +4

      Markiplier: Official Mascot of Tinnitus

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 лет назад +5

      More like an hour😂

    • @briannabachteler
      @briannabachteler 5 лет назад +3

      The Wexgirl OwO literally just what happened to me 😂

    • @addergaming5875
      @addergaming5875 5 лет назад +2

      I had it next to my ears cause I was petting a dog on my chest and than that happened ;^;

  • @archivists_chorus
    @archivists_chorus 4 года назад +54

    What Mark really says: "I"m gazing at it. I'm filling it with all my gaze."
    What I hear: "I'm *gay*zing at it. I'm filling it with all my *gays*.

  • @ReikiMaulana
    @ReikiMaulana 5 лет назад +304

    0:42
    When you're home early so noone is home yet..
    And, you're french..

  • @williamwright4813
    @williamwright4813 5 лет назад +56

    2:35 Game: Ma tete! Ou-suis je? (My head! Where am I?)
    Mark: *My Dad is fish*

    • @wael629
      @wael629 5 лет назад +5

      My name is fish
      Black juice with no fish
      Read my comment dish
      Its a dream like hech
      No like bow no death my life need some fish
      my fish under the kech
      No one no my fresh
      Come from like
      Bech bech bech
      My life is dark no pls
      Leeeeet me seeeee the life
      OMGGGGG need some ech
      Like banana and fiiiiiisssshhhhhh
      Hope you enjoi this poopy super bad song
      👇

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад +131

    There's alot of perfectly cut screams potential in this one vid XD

    • @Pred.
      @Pred. 5 лет назад +2

      Those were funny when people didn't only focus on those.

  • @hyperkitten2247
    @hyperkitten2247 4 года назад +23

    mark whispering "its not delivery" somehow has the same energy as "its free real estate"

  • @jessesantero
    @jessesantero 5 лет назад +607

    Game: *Beep*
    Markiplier: Oh is someone cursing?
    Game: *Beep*
    Markiplier: I can do that too
    Game: *Beep*
    Markiplier: F *BEeP*

  • @edenbeaden4445
    @edenbeaden4445 5 лет назад +445

    Someone: *knocks on door*
    Mark: Digiorno?
    Me: ...
    Mark: ...
    Mark: *whispers* it's not delivery.

  • @smolsnoof1975
    @smolsnoof1975 5 лет назад +551

    *knocking on door*
    DiGiorno?
    *whispers*
    iTs NoT dEliVeRy!
    Edit: Holy Shi- thanks for all the like!

    • @catlamp9894
      @catlamp9894 5 лет назад +4

      Di Giorno?
      Is that a motherf*cking JoJo reference?!

    • @lil_stargaze4303
      @lil_stargaze4303 5 лет назад +3

      Came to the comments and saw this just as he said it lmfao

    • @Beanibirb
      @Beanibirb 5 лет назад +4

      "This taste... its the taste of pizza! Di Giorno Giovanna!"

    • @summerglassleaves3073
      @summerglassleaves3073 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @L0615T1C
      @L0615T1C 5 лет назад

      @@catlamp9894 is that a nogamenolifein7minutes reference, 3:37

  • @amarok6787
    @amarok6787 4 года назад +33

    Mark; "You can't just do that randomly."
    *.5 seconds later*
    Monster; "Really?"

  • @sherbet3310
    @sherbet3310 5 лет назад +285

    “It’s not delivery...”
    I ACTUALLY THINK I’M DYING CALL AN AMBULANCE

  • @treybrzezowski3259
    @treybrzezowski3259 5 лет назад +71

    1:11 "ohhh! The glorious bright Shining light if DEATH! :D"

    • @RiP-gt1yw
      @RiP-gt1yw 5 лет назад +1

      I think he is secretly writing death metal hip hop lyrics

    • @MotionSpy
      @MotionSpy 5 лет назад

      Gadget Master this is what smash bros ultimate plot

    • @treybrzezowski3259
      @treybrzezowski3259 5 лет назад

      @@MotionSpy Oh god you're right!

  • @j_yaein
    @j_yaein 5 лет назад +1415

    1:13
    “The glorious bright shining light of deeeatth!”
    I feel like that’s what some weird anime emo kids would say 😂😂
    edit 4 yrs ago: idk what i was trying to say when i commented this but thanks for the likes lmao 😭

    • @techno_jokester
      @techno_jokester 5 лет назад +36

      Or when a depressed person wakes up with the sun on their face.

    • @cicero3895
      @cicero3895 5 лет назад +11

      As a depressed person, I can confirm.

    • @kiley_chan9680
      @kiley_chan9680 5 лет назад +7

      I am actually no lie an anime emo kid and I would totally say that

    • @burnttoast.2017
      @burnttoast.2017 5 лет назад +3

      I agree. And we would all laugh at it.

    • @bronwenmetz9022
      @bronwenmetz9022 5 лет назад +2

      Me I had said that

  • @brooklynapeterson
    @brooklynapeterson 4 года назад +19

    1:11 the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣

  • @brittanycanyon863
    @brittanycanyon863 5 лет назад +235

    Markiplier: OH HITLER NO!!!!
    Me: HAHAHAH...*Died from lack of oxygen*

  • @floatingvillager7220
    @floatingvillager7220 5 лет назад +380

    *beep*
    Mark:oh someone's cursing?
    *beep*
    Mark:I can do that too..
    *beep*
    Mark: FFFFFF *beep*

  • @murphle
    @murphle 5 лет назад +364

    Markiplier is German, and he’s screaming *H I T L E R N O*

    • @fatman3335
      @fatman3335 4 года назад +6

      he's mostly Korin tho (sorry can't spell)

    • @susiced123
      @susiced123 4 года назад +26

      You mean Korean?

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 года назад +4

      Which is fairly accurate.

    • @soup3620
      @soup3620 4 года назад +1

      I thought he was full Korean-

    • @bokehinataboke9664
      @bokehinataboke9664 4 года назад +5

      @@soup3620 he's half korean and half American

  • @reneethegreat2044
    @reneethegreat2044 4 года назад +15

    "Everytime I wake up there are roaches in my mouth"
    Me *gets Unus Annus flashbacks*

  • @SuunniieYT
    @SuunniieYT 5 лет назад +30

    I didn't think that thing I needed most in my life would be Mark whispering
    *"It's not Delivery."*

  • @sonicsavior01
    @sonicsavior01 5 лет назад +192

    Mark: Oh hello!
    Mannequins: *turn and look at mark*
    Mark: *gasp* Goodbye!
    Me: gets me every time XD 2:44

    • @charlee8863
      @charlee8863 5 лет назад

      Which vid is that from?

    • @5pac3back
      @5pac3back 5 лет назад +1

      Lol same XD

    • @WebberGaming1
      @WebberGaming1 5 лет назад +1

      same that part is funny

    • @ultrajgames
      @ultrajgames 2 месяца назад

      🎶You say hello, and I say goodbye! Goodbye goodbye, I don't know why you say hello when I say goodbye🎶

  • @madilovesmingi1363
    @madilovesmingi1363 5 лет назад +816

    Nobody:
    Not even air:
    Mark: hITLER???

  • @aliasvik9549
    @aliasvik9549 3 года назад +8

    0:40 what a pleasure to hear markiplier speak french

  • @Arktan
    @Arktan 5 лет назад +48

    1:10 'The glorious Bright Shining Light Of Death!'
    Yeah, I understand where your coming from mark

  • @jtjspirit2363
    @jtjspirit2363 4 года назад +67

    Mark: "Alright, well, I'm dead.
    Oh no, I'm live."

  • @soyoymilk
    @soyoymilk 4 года назад +855

    me: *innocently watching my watch later playlist in full volume*
    mark: _HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIERRRRRRRRRRRR_
    edit: ITS BEEN 2 YEARS, WE *MUST* FINISH THIS. (would be better if the og replies helped, it would be an honor💀)

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад +18

      "Ohh... _(Scare Chord!)_ Wahh? Why? Why, what did I do?! I didn't mean to do it! _Whatever I did, I-DIDN'T-DO-IT!_ "

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад +10

      "Oh, hey, what? Whah? _(Extremely confused...)_ Da... Hitler!? _Hitler!?_ Is that Hitler!?"

    • @hannahpicka
      @hannahpicka 4 года назад +4

      Dude no kidding same

    • @Ilovewomenandmenwithbigmuscles
      @Ilovewomenandmenwithbigmuscles 4 года назад +8

      @@lancecurry7538 "OH BLOOD- Ohh upside dOWN- OOOH."

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 4 года назад +9

      "DAH! WHY?! Oh! My Gawd! Oh! My God! HITLER, NO!"

  • @greaseball03
    @greaseball03 4 года назад +7

    When Fazbear Entertainment asks me to be new nightguard: 1:27
    Fazbear Entertainment: 3:03

  • @faultyfelix6048
    @faultyfelix6048 5 лет назад +170

    I 100% watch these for the editor. Timing, font edits, just
    Perfect work right here

  • @Smishi_
    @Smishi_ 5 лет назад +1041

    Mark: *Hates Mannequins*
    3:00
    Also Mark: *Gives a Sexy look at Mannequins behind*
    "Now where did I put my car keys?" ;)
    Edit: Holy Moly thank you for all the likes...

    • @kittylitty01
      @kittylitty01 4 года назад +8

      Smishi he must have looked there ay

    • @dezerved51
      @dezerved51 4 года назад +9

      Oh god-

    • @aztecthegrim6634
      @aztecthegrim6634 4 года назад +24

      That mannequin had some serious cake tho

    • @canttrusteveryone2632
      @canttrusteveryone2632 4 года назад +7

      Aztec the grim it did, and idk how to feel

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 4 года назад +10

      @@canttrusteveryone2632 With your hands, darling.

  • @161friends
    @161friends 5 лет назад +172

    “my dad was fish.”
    said with a straight face.

    • @NerdyNeutron
      @NerdyNeutron 5 лет назад +3

      My god...it all makes sense...all those stories of his dad were a farce...Markiplier is actually a fish...that smells...like a fish

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 5 лет назад +2

      @@NerdyNeutron
      "He's a fish with an attitude that smells... like fish."
      -JonTron, 20-yeargoeshere

  • @RottenWeeblet
    @RottenWeeblet 3 года назад +3

    1:39 the pause between “I’m” and “in hell” is comedic genius

  • @hithere7124
    @hithere7124 5 лет назад +82

    Mark: *NOW WHERE DID I PUT-*
    3:00
    * Mark gets Dirty Minded *
    *Sexy music*
    Mark: *_Now where did I put my Car Keys?~_*

  • @damienray2286
    @damienray2286 5 лет назад +140

    2:47 "Digorno?" "It's not delivery."

    • @lilyvr6744
      @lilyvr6744 4 года назад

      What video is that one from?

    • @damienray2286
      @damienray2286 4 года назад +1

      @@lilyvr6744 I don't remember.

    • @lilyvr6744
      @lilyvr6744 4 года назад +1

      @@damienray2286 Ah that’s okay, thanks anyways!:)

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 5 лет назад +210

    You would think that after so many years playing horror games...he would be more...dignified.
    *Who am I kidding here. That will never happen*

    • @user-kp8wn1iw8o
      @user-kp8wn1iw8o 5 лет назад

      Yeet yote Tate yo mama ain’t strait

    • @gus7850
      @gus7850 5 лет назад

      but really would you want that to happen lol

    • @ediethegay
      @ediethegay 5 лет назад

      Let's be real, ts mark

  • @nikki8262
    @nikki8262 3 года назад +3

    1:43 - 1:48
    *Mark reads paper*
    *Also Mark*
    Mark: PUFHUGH!

  • @_stoopidbeano-w-_4850
    @_stoopidbeano-w-_4850 5 лет назад +207

    1:00 me when a robber comes in my house

    • @GengUpinIpin
      @GengUpinIpin 4 года назад +3

      *Squickly Dickely*

    • @cinderheartmeow6032
      @cinderheartmeow6032 4 года назад +5

      3:00

    • @isxnncnddjuxdn9425
      @isxnncnddjuxdn9425 4 года назад

      I too shoot the burglar like its hunting season with pa and its time to hunt some fresh deer ‘cept pa trying out something called “winging it”

  • @bartekusmgd7360
    @bartekusmgd7360 5 лет назад +753

    Mark: Alright, well im dead.
    Me: Now it cant be worse.
    Mark: Oh no Im live.
    Me: However, it is.

  • @nataliehart2153
    @nataliehart2153 5 лет назад +197

    2:22 he drank out of one of Amy's cups that she made :)

    • @damienthemortician
      @damienthemortician 5 лет назад +12

      While the beautiful sounds of hell echo through our heads

    • @spooderdanker5185
      @spooderdanker5185 5 лет назад +10

      2:23 I had water in my mouth.

    • @eli-charlesboucher6884
      @eli-charlesboucher6884 5 лет назад +6

      It's one of my favorite part.
      I also like: you wanna right that by me again ?

    • @yusufresul8384
      @yusufresul8384 5 лет назад +1

      What's the episode with the marks face on tv

    • @Yue_ttv
      @Yue_ttv 5 лет назад

      Radioactive cup 😂

  • @stupid2563
    @stupid2563 3 года назад +15

    When I don't get my cookies: 0:02