This show reminds me I'm alive. In two weeks I got a weekend with 3 other friends in a 5 bedroom cabin in the middle of NOWHERE Pennsylvania... 150 acres, 4 wheelers, a grill, 2 decks a lake and we are bringing a projector and a 100 inch screen to watch movies outside while we eat charred meat, smoke cigars and drink beers. That's called living.
❗️17:05 Hey! How strange. Over here in England, they've found human remains in THREE seperate locations, MILES apart from each other. (Human remains found in Birmingham, Croydon and Manchester)
As soon as you mentioned pineapple soda I went and picked up a bottle and it was in fact delicious yet not quite sweet enough. If you're a soda guy like me I recommend trying Dr. Pepper Cream Soda. Top 3 best sodas ever made and you can find it almost anywhere now.
@@BitHead1000 This is an official fusion of Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda. It tastes so good you'll grow hair on your chest and pitch a rod in ur pants after the first sip.
That's the Bithead1000 we love! Ya gotta have a red bull before you start drinking so you don't nod off old man lol I'm a old fart too and that's what I do... Thanks for the laughs now I want some pineapple soda lol👍
I saw a cool lab scientist completely disolve a can of coke in a solution to reveal a Tiny plastic liner still containing the Coke even with the aluminum disolved.
I’m 47 years old I’m not mopping the floors twice Hahahahahaha And just like that were scanning for a Spanish guy doing cartwheels with a 5 pack of 1500 grit sandpaper !!! Start to finish this episode was BRILLIANT 🤜🏼🤛🏼 Yessy you are the man Godbless P.s the advices programme is class 💚🤍🧡
I chewed up plenty of those old vinyl grapes... but boogers, I strictly pick 'em and flick 'em, no snacking. Of course, that's not to say I don't do other ridiculous shit. Haha, cheers!!
Jesse I think we've all got our version of "mop the floors" that grinds our gears like no other. Myself, the exact opposite. Stuff everywhere, and if I dare organize... Also, glad to have you back off-the-wagon on the diet thing. We're all finding a decent balance, and you've gotta have a little something to enjoy here and there hey? That Pineapple Soda though... man that might work as a good octane booster instead, ha ha..
Glad you do that for your son with the fill it to the rim with brim. My mom used to sing the hungry jack song whenever we ate pancakes. "Gobble em down and the plate comes back for hungry jack"
LOL, raise you watching this while my phone is docked on cruise control... Best way to come home from work. Keep it up Jessie, cannot wait to see what comes next!
@@alil_adon I just bought 10 of those and smoked one a couple days ago. I was thinking an Undercrown 10 Carona Vita… top quality 45m smoke. The Blackened M81’s I bought are all Churchill size and take about an hour and a half to finish.
@@PabstObani tried the blackened but didnt care for it since im not a huge maduro fan. Shade to black is better to me due to it being a Connecticut shade. My favorite is black label trading co royalty. Pipe tobacco is more my thing smoking through a can of c&d visions of celephais
lol wow, “fill it to rim with brim”. Dude, I’ve only heard that said once ever from my brother and now I’ve heard it again. I’m gonna go buy a lotta ticket or something lol
I did that in my mid twenties. Sneezed, pop! Fell onto the gravel driveway and just layed there, writhing in pain for a while, crying. I was seeing a psychiatrist at the time who got me hooked on Suboxone, that was hell to get off of. I'm going on 40 next month, back still hurts sometimes, but has gotten better. Hope you get better soon!
That sucks, hope you get better soon--personally I have found movement helps, walking, etc when that shit happens. My back hurts all the damn time for the last ten years. If I wasn't in some kind of pain during the day I'd get nervous. It's the only way I know everything is normal 😂
My nephew dropped his off here like 3 weeks ago and I haven't touched it yet. Haven't even checked the 9 games either. I know one is Metroid dread. I basically wanted to use it as an emulation handheld. He's probably gonna want more than I am willing to spend for it. I need something that can endure being suplexed into chicken shit. I am outside A LOT 7 days a week. I hopped on slickdeals and there were like 10 emulation handheld deals going on so I thought it was the norm, alliexpress. It wasn't the norm and now none are on sale. Steam deck would be nice but that is such a big chunk of change for something that is gonna deal with this - ruclips.net/video/0u_zxV76IMM/видео.htmlsi=Zcqu77hbvgWSj5tb&t=2821
@DDRHeretiC my brother got a Steam Deck. I wasn't impressed with the screen, but it really is a cool piece of hardware. Basically, a handheld PC. Emulates EVERYTHING! I just recently got a Switch OLED. I'm more than happy with it.
Every single 3rd party indie game that I've got the Switch port of has something wrong with it, usually lag or frame rate stuttering. It's really only good for the handful of first party Mario, Zelda, and Metroid games (like every other Nintendo console after SNES)
Wow! I haven't thought about chewing rubber grapes since the 4th grade. That was back in 85. One kid brought one to school abd that just opened the floodgates haha. Every kid had to have a rubber grape. And these were good sized rubber grapes. We all must have had jaws of steel. It didn't take long for them to be banned. I always wondered how many kids couldn't chew them and choked.
1:01:10 sounded like a kid at school moving a wooden chair. that's not the noise of the hemroid prolaps king. The less coffee/ caffeine is tightening up yer hole congratulations
I hate the area between 20% and probably around 14% bodyfat. I look worse until getting near 10%. I dunno if it is worth it to be super lean. I've been ripped up before. Sunken cheeks and all that. People were like *Are you ok?* It was the art of asking me if I am on meth without asking me if I am on meth. I'd rather just eat the fucking house down and lift constantly. I dunno man, you made it this far without trt right? What happens if you go on trt and shut your nuts down, then society falls. You're not gonna want shut down nuts when the shit hits the fan.
You should actually try testosterone man. You are old and plenty of guys are using it to get healthy. Joe Rogan talks about it and some martial artists I've seen. It ultimately can be a useful tool if not abused because as you grow old, you t stops so if you give yourself just a little it can be good for you. It will help you stay fit, and your mind will feel better. Maybe you would even find more time to do more projects like the projector on the show! I wish you well man. As long as the page on patreon is open, you'll always get a $1 a month from me 🤙
It's basically the legal way to get steroids again, a friend of mine is in his 30s and takes them. The doctor will prescribe them if your test levels are too low
@@martygun3286I can look at my bank account under Trump and compare it to my bank account under Biden. Hands down, Biden is the king of cringe because he tells you everything is great when we all know better.
@@martygun3286 Trump is a bad communicator but he had good policies. Biden has been atrocious in terms of policy from the border to the t-rans to the retreat from Afghanistan.
First off Biden has nothing to do with your bank account it is capitalism Biden cannot not set prices of greedy corporations. What policies ? Give the rich a tax break? Lock kids in cages ? Ya great just what a dictator would do.
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This show does make me happy. It’s authentic, original and incredibly entertaining
100%
He’s a geg 😂😂
I thought you said autistic for a second.
@DDRHeretiC I remember when someone told my father I was artistic when I was a kid, he said, "yeah, I always told the wife he was autistic." 😂😂😂
@@scramblesthedeathdealer LOL!
It's a breathe of fresh air
This show reminds me I'm alive.
In two weeks I got a weekend with 3 other friends in a 5 bedroom cabin in the middle of NOWHERE Pennsylvania... 150 acres, 4 wheelers, a grill, 2 decks a lake and we are bringing a projector and a 100 inch screen to watch movies outside while we eat charred meat, smoke cigars and drink beers.
That's called living.
❗️17:05 Hey! How strange.
Over here in England, they've found human remains in THREE seperate locations, MILES apart from each other.
(Human remains found in Birmingham, Croydon and Manchester)
Awesome stuff Jessie!
That first 20 seconds 😂. Not a word and it's all you need to know.
Aren't you going to be like the rest of those manooks about the solar eclipse and geek out about it? No packages?
Another great video. Thanks for all the time you put into these, Jessie!
As soon as you mentioned pineapple soda I went and picked up a bottle and it was in fact delicious yet not quite sweet enough. If you're a soda guy like me I recommend trying Dr. Pepper Cream Soda. Top 3 best sodas ever made and you can find it almost anywhere now.
Haven’t had cream soda since the 80’s. Love it!
@@BitHead1000 This is an official fusion of Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda. It tastes so good you'll grow hair on your chest and pitch a rod in ur pants after the first sip.
I have seen a stare like that since Jack Nicholson froze solid in The Shining.
That's the Bithead1000 we love! Ya gotta have a red bull before you start drinking so you don't nod off old man lol I'm a old fart too and that's what I do... Thanks for the laughs now I want some pineapple soda lol👍
Picture Picture time, HIT ME!
It never gets old.
Hey you forgot to look into my living room at the end of the show, that was my favorite part
Gnarly game Bro!!!!!!
Top 3 programs: BH1K, GustavoLlusa, Kenny Lauderdale and maybe DaFuqBoom.
The first game he picks is on the level with Streets of Rage 2?!
Ordaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaained... by God.
what was that game!? the name
@@demonstyits called Gourmet Sentai Barayarou
I saw a cool lab scientist completely disolve a can of coke in a solution to reveal a Tiny plastic liner still containing the Coke even with the aluminum disolved.
Pensive stare AND a sigh.?.?.? it must'a been a rough one.
That beat'em up is awesome, cant believe I never heard of it before!
That fk'n kills me when you show the Lady Elaine photos with the wife stories. That freaky puppet damn near traumatized me when I was a kid.😆
Your wife is comedy gold. I'd laugh but mine is the damn same 🙁
We are hurdling towards 100k!
That sounds incredible.
fill it to the rim with brim!
Outdoor Jack DOIN IT BIG TIME!
Dental assistants are no different from the girls who worked at Structure and talked you into buying Guess jeans. Reshpektah.
0:20 seconds before words are spoken......... now THIS is a proper bithead video, yesse
I'm starting to think it's so RUclips doesn't immediately demonetize the video 😂😂😂
lmfao! i love the rev up you do with your wifes voice !
Hahaha, the best!!
16:04 made me LMFAO thats why we LOVE the Bithead1000 show BABY!!!!!!!!
I’m 47 years old I’m not mopping the floors twice
Hahahahahaha
And just like that were scanning for a Spanish guy doing cartwheels with a 5 pack of 1500 grit sandpaper !!!
Start to finish this episode was BRILLIANT 🤜🏼🤛🏼
Yessy you are the man
Godbless
P.s the advices programme is class 💚🤍🧡
Ohhh happy Sunday perfect end to a spring break week cheers bud ✌️💙
80's Lunchbox and Thermos facts 💯
Glad to see you made it through the double mopping!!!
IM UTERUS DEEP INNN!!!!
Jesse, you ever try peanut butter and honey sandwiches? They're amazing!
Oh, all the time! The silent honey leak all over the hand!
This is a real bithead as I remember 😂😂😂. Great show bud 👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼
My favorite show!
Doesn't your wife get mad when she sees your impressions of her? They're so funny. 😂
I don't know about Jessie's wife but my wife hates it because it's now the impression I do of her.
@@dauntae24 genius :)))
@@remusracingro3884 my wife is Chinese. It doesn’t sound anything like her but it just screams “I’m being annoying”. 😂
I chewed up plenty of those old vinyl grapes... but boogers, I strictly pick 'em and flick 'em, no snacking. Of course, that's not to say I don't do other ridiculous shit. Haha, cheers!!
Always interested me with the stomach ache too. I never got them from sugar either.
2 weeks they be kickin in
Didn't the Acid King, Ricky Kasso case happen near your neighborhood? Before both our times, I know.
For Christ sake get the house carpeted… mopping floors is for jive turkeys.
You are never going to be old ...you have a man cave! ...ideal to keep a marriage alive! ...as we do ..good stuff.
It's all about pause. Fill it to the rim... with Brim.
Jesse I think we've all got our version of "mop the floors" that grinds our gears like no other. Myself, the exact opposite. Stuff everywhere, and if I dare organize... Also, glad to have you back off-the-wagon on the diet thing. We're all finding a decent balance, and you've gotta have a little something to enjoy here and there hey? That Pineapple Soda though... man that might work as a good octane booster instead, ha ha..
WELCOME BACK!!!
They let you have all that stuff in your booth? I thought security guards had to be watchfully manning their post during their shifts.
Glad you do that for your son with the fill it to the rim with brim. My mom used to sing the hungry jack song whenever we ate pancakes. "Gobble em down and the plate comes back for hungry jack"
Long pause.... sigh....
.... noises.....
This is gonna be a good one! 😂😂😂
This show is ordained by the all mighty!
And yes going to gym will tighten loose skin 😂
14:48 Welcome to Bidenomics.
Did you just literally smash the criminal in the LAST second?!?
X D
I wasn't expecting to have a racing game turn cool all of a sudden like that lol.
LOL, raise you watching this while my phone is docked on cruise control... Best way to come home from work. Keep it up Jessie, cannot wait to see what comes next!
Cigars, new Bithead episode… ITS ON!
If I send you some sticks, will you smoke them on stream?
Send him the james hetfield ones. So at least it will line up with old school metal he likes.
@@alil_adon I just bought 10 of those and smoked one a couple days ago. I was thinking an Undercrown 10 Carona Vita… top quality 45m smoke. The Blackened M81’s I bought are all Churchill size and take about an hour and a half to finish.
@@PabstObani tried the blackened but didnt care for it since im not a huge maduro fan. Shade to black is better to me due to it being a Connecticut shade. My favorite is black label trading co royalty. Pipe tobacco is more my thing smoking through a can of c&d visions of celephais
Japan always doing it bigtime :D
“The Discipline.” Teach me, master! Lol
dieting for me would mean starving myself, what else can i say 😆
“Why couldn’t mommy have an abortion”,had me cracking up,🤣.
lol wow, “fill it to rim with brim”. Dude, I’ve only heard that said once ever from my brother and now I’ve heard it again. I’m gonna go buy a lotta ticket or something lol
Yessie, how do you spell relief? Brother, the most brilliant marketing slogan invented… “The more you spend, the more you save. “ Genius!
Love u bro. 😂
Love you too!
Pineapple soda is delicious. You can by crush brand pineapple soda in newfoundland
The older I get, the better I was.
I sneezed and threw my back out, a week ago tomorrow. Laying here with the heating pad, pretty sure I'm dying
I did that in my mid twenties. Sneezed, pop! Fell onto the gravel driveway and just layed there, writhing in pain for a while, crying. I was seeing a psychiatrist at the time who got me hooked on Suboxone, that was hell to get off of. I'm going on 40 next month, back still hurts sometimes, but has gotten better. Hope you get better soon!
I’ve done that.
That sucks, hope you get better soon--personally I have found movement helps, walking, etc when that shit happens. My back hurts all the damn time for the last ten years. If I wasn't in some kind of pain during the day I'd get nervous. It's the only way I know everything is normal 😂
I dont know if anyone has told you, Bithead...but, The Switch is amazing!
My nephew dropped his off here like 3 weeks ago and I haven't touched it yet. Haven't even checked the 9 games either. I know one is Metroid dread. I basically wanted to use it as an emulation handheld. He's probably gonna want more than I am willing to spend for it. I need something that can endure being suplexed into chicken shit. I am outside A LOT 7 days a week. I hopped on slickdeals and there were like 10 emulation handheld deals going on so I thought it was the norm, alliexpress. It wasn't the norm and now none are on sale. Steam deck would be nice but that is such a big chunk of change for something that is gonna deal with this - ruclips.net/video/0u_zxV76IMM/видео.htmlsi=Zcqu77hbvgWSj5tb&t=2821
@DDRHeretiC my brother got a Steam Deck. I wasn't impressed with the screen, but it really is a cool piece of hardware. Basically, a handheld PC. Emulates EVERYTHING! I just recently got a Switch OLED. I'm more than happy with it.
Every single 3rd party indie game that I've got the Switch port of has something wrong with it, usually lag or frame rate stuttering. It's really only good for the handful of first party Mario, Zelda, and Metroid games (like every other Nintendo console after SNES)
@@zachary_attackery Well, I guess that suffices for me.
Wow! I haven't thought about chewing rubber grapes since the 4th grade. That was back in 85. One kid brought one to school abd that just opened the floodgates haha. Every kid had to have a rubber grape. And these were good sized rubber grapes. We all must have had jaws of steel. It didn't take long for them to be banned. I always wondered how many kids couldn't chew them and choked.
you got body parts at the park, trump at all-american , and biden with his transeaster. what a fucking world.
Holy Crimeler, 56:00 he's arresting the dude from the previous game!
I had a He-Man lunch box too. Good times!
It is dope 👌, more ass than the USA, Super Famicon. Let's go Jessie.
Yes!
1:01:10 sounded like a kid at school moving a wooden chair. that's not the noise of the hemroid prolaps king. The less coffee/ caffeine is tightening up yer hole congratulations
Weird timing. I just started buying Super Street Fighter 2 Super Famicom off eBay.
I hate the area between 20% and probably around 14% bodyfat. I look worse until getting near 10%. I dunno if it is worth it to be super lean. I've been ripped up before. Sunken cheeks and all that. People were like *Are you ok?* It was the art of asking me if I am on meth without asking me if I am on meth. I'd rather just eat the fucking house down and lift constantly. I dunno man, you made it this far without trt right? What happens if you go on trt and shut your nuts down, then society falls. You're not gonna want shut down nuts when the shit hits the fan.
I agree with every part of this comment
Facts
I like the original Chase HQ better, that was alright though.
jesse what happens when u pick the girl on that first game you played!!? and then try to do the poses!? i wonder what it does?
I dropped the ball
Damn it, 3 hours late.
Thanks once again to daylight savings reset in my region.
You should actually try testosterone man. You are old and plenty of guys are using it to get healthy. Joe Rogan talks about it and some martial artists I've seen. It ultimately can be a useful tool if not abused because as you grow old, you t stops so if you give yourself just a little it can be good for you. It will help you stay fit, and your mind will feel better. Maybe you would even find more time to do more projects like the projector on the show! I wish you well man. As long as the page on patreon is open, you'll always get a $1 a month from me 🤙
It's basically the legal way to get steroids again, a friend of mine is in his 30s and takes them. The doctor will prescribe them if your test levels are too low
Boy if that first game did enbody Japanese WTF.
You look like I feel 😂
Still not warm over there huh??😂😂😂😂
Nope
Joe Biden might be the most cringeworthy president in the history of the world, lol
Ya right look at trump
@@martygun3286I can look at my bank account under Trump and compare it to my bank account under Biden. Hands down, Biden is the king of cringe because he tells you everything is great when we all know better.
@@martygun3286 Trump is a bad communicator but he had good policies. Biden has been atrocious in terms of policy from the border to the t-rans to the retreat from Afghanistan.
First off Biden has nothing to do with your bank account it is capitalism Biden cannot not set prices of greedy corporations. What policies ? Give the rich a tax break? Lock kids in cages ? Ya great just what a dictator would do.
Oh ya last thing Trumps a criminal.
Yes it was a thing hoping to find a dead body as a child 😌