Patrice O'Neal - Can You Open This Pickle Jar For Me?

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  • Patrice O'Neal
    From The Black Phillip Show
    3/18/06

Комментарии • 191

  • @TheKondinho
    @TheKondinho 10 лет назад +428

    Dante: "women are women, men are men..."
    Caller: "no, they're not!"
    ??????????

    • @bouldercrestboi
      @bouldercrestboi 8 лет назад +16

      +finallynb LMAO

    • @only1bracey182
      @only1bracey182 6 лет назад

      nb that part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jordanturner7917
      @jordanturner7917 5 лет назад +28

      Even better is when he mixed his words right after and said "That's why you have a pussy and we have a vagina" 😂😂

    • @burgerbuddy100
      @burgerbuddy100 5 лет назад +5

      nightfall he said "you got a pussy and we got a vagina" lool

    • @destinnavarro2564
      @destinnavarro2564 5 лет назад +1

      If only you knew 😂😂😂😂

  • @malachir2418
    @malachir2418 4 года назад +94

    “This is my husband, THE WIFE!” 😭😭😭😂😂💀 I’m gone bro, even beyond the grave you still teaching us! RIP Patrice 🙏🏽🕊

  • @mohamedelgeneidy5172
    @mohamedelgeneidy5172 7 лет назад +177

    "You can't be homeless and a pimp!" -Patrice

  • @gammasmash1924
    @gammasmash1924 7 лет назад +180

    I just love sitting at the learning tree. The man was a prophet.

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 6 лет назад +3

      Tim Oakley I say the saaame rhang its too bad we loar a good warrior..

    • @isthatyoujaunwayne4183
      @isthatyoujaunwayne4183 2 года назад +1

      4 years.. damn brother must be enlightened asf by now.

  • @franciscobizzaro
    @franciscobizzaro 8 лет назад +89

    you are the fuckee. oh man that's gold

  • @aguyinhisroom
    @aguyinhisroom 10 лет назад +65

    hahahaha this girl is so mad cause she knows he's right. Such a great point about opening the pickle jar.

    • @t100base
      @t100base 7 лет назад +10

      he shut her down with that

  • @getback4444
    @getback4444 8 лет назад +101

    This is my husband...the wife

    • @bedadays1763
      @bedadays1763 4 года назад

      Your husband is pushed around by you?

  • @kirbyaugustine761
    @kirbyaugustine761 7 лет назад +152

    When Patrice raised his voice at the female caller "Krista" it brought full circle the understanding of "matching a women's audacity". How dare she have the nerve to speak to a soldier such as Patrice with such hostility. Patrice was spot on; Krista couldn't possibly have any respect for her man because he's not providing her with any guidance. The nerve of her to speak aggressively to a man she doesn't know speaks to the fact that her man hasn't taught her "options" as Patrice would put it.
    When a guy speaks aggressively to another guy it's done with the pretense of knowing things could end violently. Women will talk crazy to her man and use social construct and/ or feminism as her form of protection against being treated equally.

    • @dexzero
      @dexzero 3 года назад +1

      this x 1000

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 2 года назад

      True, but men have the ability to let what we are arguing about, not affect the situation. Disagree with a woman about the name of a color....they want to stab you.

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 2 года назад

      In the end it's always a man's fault

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 2 года назад

      In the end its alqays a man's fault

    • @belinhobeli9569
      @belinhobeli9569 2 года назад

      You are thinking too hard, dickhead. Get out of your bubble and stop thinking about women all the time.

  • @quick2bud
    @quick2bud 11 лет назад +38

    A few years ago I did a Sociology project where I wore a wedding band for a week while I went to school. I was fuking amazed at how many college girls started initiating conversations with me. I usually come across as a person who likes his personal space, so not many woman had done that in the past. But I had this one girl all over me, and then when I ended up telling her I wasn't really married and it was just a project, she lost interest pretty fast. That's the beasts men are dealing with

    • @jeremycalhoun6783
      @jeremycalhoun6783 6 лет назад +17

      You should have told her after you slept with her

    • @tyronebiggums1047
      @tyronebiggums1047 4 года назад +17

      There are two reasons why women will talk to "married" men more than single men. First, there are many women who are in relationships and don't want to give men the impression that she is interested in them so they feel more comfortable talking to men with rings because they think it is safe that he won't hit on her.
      the second reason is that many women innately are attracted to men who have shown they can attract and keep women. They have an instinctual thing where they subconsciously assume you must be a catch to some women because you caught a woman, therefore there is something desirable about you, even if it is not immediately noticeable. So many women will come up to a "taken" man because they are attracted to him subconsciously and many women get off on the idea that they can steal another woman's man.
      But beware about women in the second category. Many don't actually want to do anything with you. They just want to boost their ego by flirting with you and as soon as you take it further than they want they will act like you are a creep and some women will actually bait you into flirting back or hitting on them just so they can rat you out to your girlfriend/wife. I have seen it happen to friends of mine. Also, if a woman is flirting with a married man, she has no integrity. And if you are entertaining her advances when you are in a relationship, you are a piece of shit.

    • @jamie49868
      @jamie49868 2 года назад

      It is their strange vetting process. If another women will have you, you can't be all bad. Goofy ass bitches. Go out to the bar with you sister...it works the same way.

  • @BlackOwnedDollars
    @BlackOwnedDollars 9 лет назад +86

    Around 5:40 he starts making references to what happens when a man loses his coolness. It's the perfect summarization to what Bruce Jenner is now. He lost all that lure that made him cool and respectable and is now turning into a woman. He let women who didn't accomplish a fraction of what he did, beat him down like he was this irrelevant figure. They stopped looking at him like he was cool and in turn we get this new version.

    • @BlackOwnedDollars
      @BlackOwnedDollars 9 лет назад +6

      ***** Fair enough.

    • @axes2videos
      @axes2videos 9 лет назад +31

      BlackOwnedDollars Bruce Jenner got emasculated for so long his manhood got tested too many times and he finally broke his spine down to the core of his beliefs. This is an epidemic in the US for the political correctness suckers.

    • @BlackOwnedDollars
      @BlackOwnedDollars 9 лет назад +3

      Andres Perilla Pretty much but the name is Caitlyn Jenner now. See how crazy that is?

  • @lukepowers9472
    @lukepowers9472 10 лет назад +41

    Genius.....pure genius

  • @SephirothLionheart
    @SephirothLionheart 10 лет назад +133

    Men are men, women are women......"No they're not".....Thats the irrational emotional horseshit we gotta put up with from women. And did u hear the point where she got so angry for a split second u could almost feel the vein in her temple popping XD

    • @5u54
      @5u54 9 лет назад +2

      Lol...I learn that at an early age

    • @ishidacoolp
      @ishidacoolp 7 лет назад

      She was fuming!!! lol

    • @Kreytonchild
      @Kreytonchild 5 лет назад

      lol I was like "whoa!! whoa!!"

  • @kingcassius2586
    @kingcassius2586 5 лет назад +33

    Absolutely.. positively.. nothing.. pisses me off more than when someone who should be listening interrupts Patrice when he's in the middle of making a profound point!

  • @jakeizlove
    @jakeizlove 12 лет назад +42

    She'd literally never been corrected by a man, in life, until that moment.

  • @BigMarsh
    @BigMarsh 12 лет назад +15

    The realest who ever lived

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 13 лет назад +39

    There you have the difference between men and women:
    Dante: "Men are men and women are women."
    Woman: "No they're not!"
    LOFL.

  • @chayilel9804
    @chayilel9804 9 лет назад +19

    Patrice off the chain... RIP

  • @nickdipaolofan5948
    @nickdipaolofan5948 5 лет назад +7

    "my stay-at-home-husband-nigga" hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @itsarendezvous
    @itsarendezvous 4 года назад +15

    The narcissist in her would not allow her to understand it's not about her position in the relationship, it's about how she values the position of her man. She got on the phone just to argue her point and nothing further lol

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 Год назад

      In the end it was her man's fault for letting her pussy him up

  • @shhhake
    @shhhake 2 года назад +2

    Thank you Patrice for changing my life.

  • @lonelyhooligan2151
    @lonelyhooligan2151 2 года назад +8

    I could listen to Patrice talk for hours. Truly the G.O.A.T. Sometimes, I get tears in my eyes when I listen to this man because he spoke from his soul and his logic was truly unbeatable. His honesty and outspokenness truly displayed how much of a genius he was. Patrice really changed my life and it makes me realize how unfair this world is because it took Patrice away from us. We miss you big man.
    R.I.P. Black Philip!!

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 8 лет назад +15

    "You are the FUCKEE!"

  • @shujaathaider5457
    @shujaathaider5457 5 лет назад +18

    At 9:12 dante lol, i have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

  • @gobstompper13
    @gobstompper13 7 лет назад +46

    "We are not talking culture we're talking nature!"Science, anatomy and logic seem to have left the room these days.

  • @striderryugo9177
    @striderryugo9177 4 года назад +9

    Dante: "Check yo hos"

  • @marioreyes7023
    @marioreyes7023 8 лет назад +92

    at 9:12 he says he has a vagina! I'm dying!

    •  8 лет назад

      Yes! This is the first time Opie made me laugh more than Patrice

    • @eazy2195
      @eazy2195 8 лет назад

      Burazeru gde si nabasao na ovo haha

    • @antonio8904100
      @antonio8904100 7 лет назад +5

      Luka Žanić Opie? I think you mean Dante. Regardless I got you, shit was funny as hell.

    • @rBennich
      @rBennich 5 лет назад +2

      "You have a vagina?" might be the only funny comment Katleen Hole ever made.

  • @pacha777
    @pacha777 10 лет назад +12

    2:54 Pure truth

  • @King_Mac80
    @King_Mac80 8 лет назад +56

    If he let's his wife work while he stays home his gonna end being her son...she's gonna turn into a bitter single mother and then leave you

    • @isaiahsingleton6283
      @isaiahsingleton6283 4 года назад

      Exactly like Lawrence and Issa in Insecure

    • @jabibgalt5551
      @jabibgalt5551 2 года назад

      @I come in peace Exactly. What's wrong is not that he stays home while his wife works, the fundamental problem is that he's been told what to do.

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 Год назад

      ​@@jabibgalt5551 problem is he lets her tell him what to do

  • @lemuelseale1640
    @lemuelseale1640 8 лет назад +46

    That chick at 9:00 isnt happy. Thats the sound of an unhappy woman.

  • @jean_s8888
    @jean_s8888 6 лет назад +3

    I wish I listen to him years ago!

  • @kaanakdemir9643
    @kaanakdemir9643 4 года назад +1

    "This is my husband - the wife"
    Bless you, our lord and saviour

  • @bagems3854
    @bagems3854 5 лет назад +3

    R.i.p to a legend

  • @SFsailingbiking
    @SFsailingbiking 6 лет назад +4

    “Ur the fuckee, no matter wot u do.” Lol

  • @hsk8787
    @hsk8787 4 года назад +1

    This guy was a prophet. RIP

  • @akmalr.9224
    @akmalr.9224 11 лет назад +7

    "check yo hoes" true shit right there

  • @esamThaRed
    @esamThaRed 8 лет назад +32

    That women is 90% of women in Sweden, hahahah.

  • @mincdynasty
    @mincdynasty 11 лет назад +2

    Patrice was such a legend

  • @lightbound274
    @lightbound274 6 лет назад +4

    This guy is gold! Haha

  • @janjoson3843
    @janjoson3843 4 года назад +2

    Damn Patrice tells it as they are, as a Man I totally agree with his concepts. We are what we are, Men these days are loosing our true selves.

  • @andystegall7407
    @andystegall7407 2 года назад +3

    Krista thinks she's a man thanks to feminism. She's mad at her husband/boyfriend for being a wimp. Patrice touched a nerve so that's why she called in all angry and talking a mile a minute

  • @benjitkoshorts9577
    @benjitkoshorts9577 4 года назад +1

    Patrice please let your soul passes through me

  • @fitlife1205
    @fitlife1205 7 лет назад +8

    5:22 real talk

  • @BbNaB
    @BbNaB 4 года назад +16

    The woman wants to go out and have a job, so she can turn around on her man and say she does all the work.

  • @trooperjoe73
    @trooperjoe73 12 лет назад +3

    Still classic.

  • @briandavis55
    @briandavis55 7 лет назад +36

    Wow that second chick is out of touch

  • @powerfulbunnyhole4349
    @powerfulbunnyhole4349 9 лет назад +3

    Fucking LOL at Patrice calling himself a Neanderthal....he was the opposite of a Neanderthal

    • @1ColdFuture
      @1ColdFuture 9 лет назад

      Powerful BunnyHole I think what he means is he follows his primal instincts.

  • @Gypsy_Danger_TMC
    @Gypsy_Danger_TMC Год назад

    This man was a genius

  • @JittFrom305
    @JittFrom305 2 года назад

    MANS WAS LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF HIS TIME

  • @FriendlyFirebasin
    @FriendlyFirebasin 3 года назад +2

    Dante the hypeman Patrice never needed

  • @edwardhosmer5726
    @edwardhosmer5726 3 года назад +1

    It's women like Crystal that have us dealing with the T's from the alphabet community

    • @SkuIIKn1ght
      @SkuIIKn1ght Год назад +1

      And funny enough that shit is 100% going to bite them in the ass once they realize how much trans woman are encroaching on women's spaces but feminists are too dense to see the big picture. I don't have any problems with trans people but there is so much misinformation and delusion going around that it's really only going to hurt them in the long run.

  • @tanakinskywalker7089
    @tanakinskywalker7089 6 лет назад +17

    Wow she’s mouthy and doesn’t listen. She listens with her mouth and emotions not common sense. She’s the type that argues with emotions they’d why she’s gonna be lonely

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 2 года назад

      she's got a guy supposedly but he's probably a mangina

  • @ThePorschefan
    @ThePorschefan 3 года назад

    Just this video alone is better than all of the red pill youtube channels outthere

  • @HamboneyGamezYT
    @HamboneyGamezYT 6 лет назад +1

    True!!

  • @Tampanda
    @Tampanda 10 лет назад +1

    She's calming down a bit.... there you go pumpkin...

  • @jusme1705
    @jusme1705 8 лет назад +3

    3:51 damn

  • @quick2bud
    @quick2bud 11 лет назад +5

    I can agree with that. And to the previous statement, I actually do agree that women can do manly duties. But I don't think they can do them as well, and women do feel resentment towards a man they feel is less valuable than them. A woman taking a mans role is doomed to be less happy than a woman in her natural role that nature/god has dictated. I know this from experience. I had a girl that was the "breadwinner," when i was going through a rut. She ended up hating me for it.

  • @jeepneygang
    @jeepneygang Год назад +1

    I bet that last Lady knits sweaters out of her armpit hair.

  • @luxw8579
    @luxw8579 8 лет назад +5

    what we think what I man is, is based on the individual,, these days men wash dishes and women puts out the garbage because women surpass trying to do everything men do,,,we want women to cook for us because that's what men think is the women lane but what if the man cooks better,,and a stay in at home husband work for some guys intill women use that as ammo in a agrument,, so realistic it's based on the couple,, it's a unlimited debate,,interesting but has no end.

  • @PantsofVance
    @PantsofVance 12 лет назад +6

    I feel bad for that woman's boyfriend...if she actually had one

  • @quick2bud
    @quick2bud 11 лет назад +8

    But I think this is going off-topic. Patrice is talking about our human nature, not social contract. That is why women in America always say dumb shit like, "There aren't any good men anymore," or "All good men are married." When in reality, married men appear more attractive because women want a winner, and a married man has already proven himself a winner to at least 1 woman. The fact that women find married men more attractive contradicts their claim to want a monogamous relationship.

  • @powermasterjazz
    @powermasterjazz 13 лет назад +1

    Hole: "No I disagree....*cut off* lol

  • @Hfjfjrjjrjjrjr
    @Hfjfjrjjrjjrjr Год назад

    👍👍👍

  • @jamie49868
    @jamie49868 2 года назад

    We become agreeable because they are so disagreeable, and it always bites us in the ass. The moment you cave to anything, is the moment the war is lost. I may go down, but I'm not backing up,

  • @luffis1985
    @luffis1985 11 лет назад

    I think that when it comes to issues such as duties or purpose we're not only diverse, but also highly adapable, if not evolving. If you ask yourself what your purpose is, then, whatever the answer, you have a duty towards that purpose. If that purpose involves fatherhood, or monogamy or sexual experience, then do that. If since we live in a shitty as world, created and run by fallable humans, then yes game the system. But when it comes to the duties of society, that's a whole other ball game.

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 3 года назад +3

    i think kathleen actually was touching on a point asking the stay at home guy about his girl’s job, but she didn’t follow through with it. imagine being a stay at home dad to a secretary!

    • @INNIMA
      @INNIMA 2 года назад

      So true. Imagine that, and what the self esteem of her husband would be like if that was his reality. She would eventually end up hating him for it even though she is the culprit. Women are bent on destroying men with out realizing and yet, they don’t understand the opposition they receive when it comes to life and our rationale.

  • @therealmitchconnor4275
    @therealmitchconnor4275 2 года назад +2

    10:30

  • @YoWassupFresh
    @YoWassupFresh 12 лет назад +3

    7:30 I started clapping.

  • @eezysqueezy
    @eezysqueezy 12 лет назад

    I don't get the 'noose and oak tree' reference. Is it a reference to slavery and lynching or what? Can anyone help?

  • @Demidota2009
    @Demidota2009 13 лет назад

    @johnclavis It's very telling you know his name and not her's: Kathleen.

  • @alisaleh8784
    @alisaleh8784 11 лет назад

    Please hashtag youtube comments. Please. Thank you.

  • @richig761
    @richig761 11 лет назад

    Please don't hashtag youtube comments. Please. Thank you.

  • @ResoIute
    @ResoIute 12 лет назад

    There's no problem with that, man. You just said "my parents both." He's talking specifically about the man being under the woman in the relationship; it's all about human nature.

  • @VoteSkipper
    @VoteSkipper 13 лет назад

    @Foamposite26 true.. wait.. what?

  • @YoshiEaterX
    @YoshiEaterX 11 лет назад

    Lol xD

  • @sincere2da
    @sincere2da 11 лет назад

    CHURCH!!!!

  • @Youngmoon08
    @Youngmoon08 12 лет назад

    @j89live I was about to type the same thing.

  • @johnlewis8934
    @johnlewis8934 4 года назад

    We want full episodes not just clips I wanna hear the whole point from everyone

  • @luffis1985
    @luffis1985 11 лет назад +1

    The duties of a man is not based on genetics. Obviously the concept of duty is abstract, man made and subjective. Saying women can never fulfill the duties of a man is like saying women cannot be priests. It might be a truth in your eyes but it is not something dictated (or even defined) by nature.

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 13 лет назад

    @Demidota2009 Women have names?

  • @luffis1985
    @luffis1985 11 лет назад

    I'm a man. And you're off topic to the debate. Though I highly doubt you have an actual list of a 100 things (if you do, please name 10), the question pertained to duties, no abilities. My point was that there are no duties of men that aren't man made, and that thus can't be unmade or changed.

  • @gigas81
    @gigas81 11 лет назад +1

    This still doesn't solve anything. Why? Because in 2013, there aren't any wooly mammoths or sabretooth lions running around to kill. All you have is whatever your personality is and your money you show off. And hope she picks your personality and not your money. But Patrice is right: Its never enough. And thats why most men stay mad.

    • @nate8604
      @nate8604 7 лет назад +2

      You missed the entire point.

  • @eleojimenez6398
    @eleojimenez6398 4 года назад

    1:35

  • @shamar_light843
    @shamar_light843 6 лет назад

    🤔🤔

  • @Soso-ho2si
    @Soso-ho2si 2 года назад

    9:15 yes they are dummy

  • @TheFineKey
    @TheFineKey 12 лет назад +1

    @johnclavis i kno she just proved her whole point wrong but disagreeing with the basic facts of anatomy lol

  • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
    @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879 8 лет назад +1

    there is a way to be a stay at home dad and still maintain 'man status'. make it your choice to let her have the career she wanted. offer her the chance to stay home first....let her back down and let her do what she wants. the key is to have a 'i can support you and am more than willing....but if you want to focus on a career and want a stay at home parent, I will let you do that. if you fail, no worries....i can easily get work and be back in action in a moment, Im also more than capable of being a parent and a teacher.'
    ...this give the man the chance to make and enforce every rule of the house. if youre secure enough, you can use other people's 'you dont work' bullshit as a weapon make them feel like cunts. simple as.

  • @JGvisions
    @JGvisions 12 лет назад

    hehehehe, this is funny! i think patrice needs to understand that culture dictates rolls in most instance in relationships in society. its not just a narrow minded ideology that dictates these things and it because of this narrow mindedness that causes the conflict between the two sexes. this conflict comes about when such and abrasive paradigm comes face to face with a new shift in thinking and to many people get lost in the shuffle in trying to understand what is going on!

  • @edwardhosmer5726
    @edwardhosmer5726 3 года назад

    Crystal ain't got no bf lmao

  • @loobay60
    @loobay60 11 лет назад

    Different but the same doesn't make sense.

  • @PatersonFinest
    @PatersonFinest 12 лет назад

    Sound like she got a nerve touched

  • @vai82
    @vai82 12 лет назад +4

    Omg Patrice was such a machista but this was hilarious anyway

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 Год назад

      Who cares if he's a machista?

  • @sucubometalband6996
    @sucubometalband6996 7 лет назад

    And that's why isn’t worth the squeeze.

  • @quick2bud
    @quick2bud 11 лет назад +1

    Dude, I'm disappointed to find out you are a man.. First off, I could name 100 if I had to, but Ill just give 2 general areas. Any competitive sport requiring phyiscal fitness and inventors. 99.9% of all TOP athletes and inventors are male. 1 area requires the physical(which most women don't argue because they know its true), and the other requires intellect and creativity. Both are dominated by men because...... wait for it... Men are more capable and basically better than women..

  • @morrisfly85
    @morrisfly85 12 лет назад +1

    Shit load of emotions but no logic.

  • @samidarwish86
    @samidarwish86 7 лет назад

    Feminists: DIE! Muahahaha

  • @luffis1985
    @luffis1985 11 лет назад

    The woman had the only decent argument.