Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 143 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
Nobody: Crackhead Craigslist dealers: If we can drastically higher the prices of normal items, then we will easily trick customers into paying us money.
I was literally doing biology homework while listening to this, and when robin started describing the car that “literally no one will ever complement you on” my mind said Toyota corolla immediately.
The two ambulances thing is sus but it’s possible it was sold second hand to the seller, or they were gonna be scrapped and the seller took them home instead.
13:37 ...............*Inhales*........ This is the pinnacle of crackhead craigslist, i swear to god if anything looks more unsettling than that i will throw a toaster in my bath 🙃🙃🙃
@@chunkyking4417 These days on every video there will be a comment like: Grandma approved or turtle approved and those people are jest looking for likes, if you disagree tell me how that "joke" was funny
Honestly the Michael wave is an actual steal unlike the joke where it’s not actually a steal at all and quite literally the opposite. The microwave works and is 10 bucks dang
"looking for baby boy"
well first you'll have to look for your sanity, because you've certainly lost it
Yea like has he never heard of preschool there’s like 100 of of them there and they’re for free
ruclips.net/video/eZB6Y5qjV-w/видео.html
@@unlondonbobby3336 you can get them raw at the hospital
@@pencilRC1 really how much
@@unlondonbobby3336 free, just avoid the other potential buyers
00:16
Robin: pushes our head into the gutter himself.
Also Robin: get you head out of the gutter!
One whole year and no replies..
13:08 How could you not notice that it says "fleshlight, never used."
Oh, good God.
Hey God, let me in, I'm tired of living down here!
@@SniperOnSunday Get in line buddy.
GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE
*******13:11
When you watch EmKay and get recommended EmKay and then get a notification from EmKay: I see this as an absolute win.
Sí
Triple kill, Unstoppable!!
Yes
RUclips: *"Yo dawg, I see you like Emkay, So I'll recommend you Emkay, with a notification for Emkay, so you can watch Emkay while you watch Emkay!"*
@@IndigoStorm27 and watch EmKay while watching 4 other EmKays's
Robin: its an avocardo
Me: *softly, don’t*
@Plazma Warrior 😒🥄🦕🔫
@Plazma Warrior it’s called a dad joke because it was an avocado car so he said avocardo
U said softly too?
6:00 this man is a marketing genius. incredible, can we get a round of applause
Yeah I literally want the car now.
It gets better at 6:43
"it's seen some sh*t"
F*ck Volkswagen!
Lmfaoooooo
The people who disliked are the people being exposed on craigslist
you win some you lose some
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@@chrism2809 ee
ruclips.net/video/eZB6Y5qjV-w/видео.html
@@johnclaude9561 why tho
And just a few days ago LittleZ put beans in his GameCube controller...
What is this new trend?
Where do you think he got that controller from?
I’ve seen beans in a shotgun
And in a clock
And in a bottle of soap
And in places beans should not be
The people that actually consider buying some of this stuff
I would
I would buy the thumbnail
Your girlfriend would 😂
Nobody
I would be interested in 6:47 because the fucking humor in that is gold
@@marcopolo2540 I’m engaged
"Its not going to judge you like a Volkswagen would--"
*cuts directly to VW ad *
Me: HAA
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 143 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
Anyone:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/HolUp
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
I approve
Remove Lexi from that list and I agree
@@cheesuscrust3755 what's your problem with Lexi
Lexi and forbidden snacks sounds like a great combo. Seems like one she'd have a lot of fun doing.
ruclips.net/video/eZB6Y5qjV-w/видео.html
Shoplifters be like: *"Hi, I'm Robbin"*
BARIVGAKGVNU
Robin slowly introducing the throbbin part in his intros give me such J O Y
pervert
Crackhead Craiglister: *sees a food*
Crackhead Craigslister: I diagnose you with a high price
Edit: this reply section is full of bargains and steals
1,0000 dollars for my pretzel
@@antlrr3715 a steal!
I have a half empty, 500g bag of chips, any one wanna buy it? to by it for 2,000$?
My last jelly bean costs more than bill gates
@@RaraZeCat i have a bowl of rice for 2345 wanna buy it
As a mechanic, I can confirm that a 1990's-early 2000's Toyota will outlive the entire galaxy. Even a Thanos snap couldn't kill them.
1:13 is kind of reasonable, ever since they changed the packaging, this may be worth something (not $1000, of course.)
I saw the notification when I went to clear my list, went "what" when I saw the thumbnail, then clicked on it, saying "I am SO watching this, what"
love this subreddit so much
"And comes with free ear cheese mmm." FUCKING PRICELESS!
No, its 150$
@@ThunderShock7 0:34 bro understand shit better.
@@ThunderShock7 😂😂
@@amastanglovingnarrator9037 your damn welcome
@@asadperson3270 say that to yourself lol
Why did a airpod cost 150$ what a scam
1:29 guacamobile
4:49
That is absolutely terrifying,and should be in r/TIHI
12:15
My lil' bro needs one of these.
Nobody:
Crackhead Craigslist dealers: If we can drastically higher the prices of normal items, then we will easily trick customers into paying us money.
big coffin
I was literally doing biology homework while listening to this, and when robin started describing the car that “literally no one will ever complement you on” my mind said Toyota corolla immediately.
pretty sure that might be gum on the inside of those air-pods.
No. Just no. Help me unread this
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Sir, please leave, there might be children in the area
“ Would like to sell EVERYTHING, ambulances not for sale. “ lmao 🤣 😂 🤣 like dude make up your freaking mind. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 LMAOOO
We have gameboy advance already
*bean boy advance*
I’ve *bean* looking for this
this has *bean* a good day
I've *bean* suffering from crippling depression
this was the closest intro we will get to throbbing robin
Robin be T H R O B I N
5:15 meanwhile Robin: look at that thing ooh it just reeks of explosion imminent explosion!
I CANT BELIEVE HOW MUCH EMKAY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE GRAYSTILLPLAYS
FR-💀
Oh god they do sound like each other
Oh my God I never noticed that
Ik right?
oh yeah
Me and the boys at 2am,looking for
*_B_*
*_E_*
*_A_*
*_N_*
*_S_*
whats up robin
*I'm throbbin*
"i'm your host, robin, not throbbin" -robin
separately,
"you're throbbin for a robin" -neil cicierega
"And it comes with free ear cheese"
Me: *Extreme gagging*
I squealled in disgust and cringe
2:50
Realistic Furby now haunts me. Thanks.
The cigarette earrings: *exists*
Me, a lesbian: I’ll take your entire stock-
You can make your own for the price of a:addiction
@@jellxstic8318 uh sure why not, bro?
@@RustedSky you don’t have to smoke it, just light two, avoid breathing the smoke, turn them to earrings.
@@RustedSky wait... are you a *danganronoa fan*
@@Dumbloser-lf2bv I heard danganronpa
6:50 I got a Voltswagen ad right then lol
To be fair, everything stated in the 1999 Toyota Corolla listing is probably true
My family had a toyota rav4 for 15 years, sold it for some reason. Bought a pos CVT Nissan Xtrail, didn't last 3 years before being a pain in the ass.
The two ambulances thing is sus but it’s possible it was sold second hand to the seller, or they were gonna be scrapped and the seller took them home instead.
I guess the only game on that gameboy is a farting game
14:17 | "your feet seem to be growing like fungi though"
Robin 2021
Day one of asking for
"My name is Jack, the snack that smiles back!"
We will watch your career with great interest
Ok
I feel like i am in fake jake's comment section again
im actually pretty sure he did it i dunno when but im almost positive ive heard it already.
@@redhot9875 oh really, link???
Who's gonna tell Robin that's not poop, that's period blood
I know this is completely irrelevant but I just had the best orange.
Awesome
epic
Sometimes ya gotta celebrate the little things :)
2:57 This Huli ma guli is called a Wolpertinger in germany
life is pain
I'm so happy that Robin said, "throbbin"
Alright 33 secs thats my personal best
nice
I'm 5 minutes late =[
Rip
Petition for robins narratives to start with “I’m robin and my heads throbbing”
ayy free shipping
13:37 ...............*Inhales*........
This is the pinnacle of crackhead craigslist, i swear to god if anything looks more unsettling than that i will throw a toaster in my bath 🙃🙃🙃
Please say
“Hippidy hoppin I'm Robin”
Pleaaaseee... Pretty please??
The negative energy from this source is unlimited. Also meaning the Craigslist cracks have big negative energy.
Freddy approved
Shut up, you are just looking for likes
@@krzysiekzdrojewski6865 wth is wrong with u, he just made a joke
Why does freddy have a gun 🔫
@@trashygamesyt incase you don't get scared by his jumpscare the gun will
@@chunkyking4417 These days on every video there will be a comment like: Grandma approved or turtle approved and those people are jest looking for likes, if you disagree tell me how that "joke" was funny
The way robin says "Toyota" is really getting to me
Hi, I exist here now
Hi, you post this every single day for likes
Wish you didn’t
@@v3rtigo978 nope, I just don’t have anything to add to life without being an asshole! Like you! :D
@@BigMacc haha! Same! :D
same
As a retro console collector, the thumbnail brings me physical pain.
Well done on finding my comment among the thousands of other ones!
Have a great day :)
Hundreds*
Kid: Dad,where do babies come from?
Dad:EBAY
Day 66 of asking EmKay to record a shower thoughts of their own.
If the "You don't know Jack" games ever come back. This guy has to be the voice Jack or I riot.
Why is this my favorite series
1:29 His laugh 😂
most emkay thumbnails: pain or not pain
This one: B E A N S
"What's poppin', I'm Robin" works fine as a catchphrase
12:23
I just lost fourteen brain cells
The real question is....
*CAN IT RUN BEANS?*
Beanz
The second car and the looking for a father figure? Those had me sold xD
The 1999 Toyota one made me laugh so hard i puked
for some reason "is this an AVOCARDO??" **W H E E Z E** just got me laughing so bad
14:11 I can handle all manner of blood and guts but THIS?? THIS turns my goddamn stomach, holy fuck.
3:14
looks like an older version of my classmate lmao
7:30 The drawing reminds me of those books about the family of those weird hamster/porcupine creatures.
I happily subscribed because of one simple thing: You pronounced Spokane correctly.
Also...the video was really good all around.
I LOVE the Corolla Ad!! that guy did his ad awesome! lol
don't apologize for the avocardo joke that was a work of genius
This is the video I'd like to choose while snacking
Ah yes my fav subreddit
1:31
the wheeze of pain
6:50, I got a jeep advertisement 😂😂😂
when he said "robin, not throbbin'" i wanted to cry 😀
13:13 I like how he is more concerned about it being in a shower rather than it says it's for 150$ and that it's a fl*shlight
8:29 Yup. It's a C270. I bought mine for €10 on black friday.
em kay fan art all endings
fired ending: bruh why u do that? wa sit worth it? u got fired!
no other endings
the fanart is back?!?!?!?!?!
I always think about what Robin said in the intro, like the “Hi its Robin, no im not throbbin”, to me it sounds wrong...
5:48 this was the best car ad I've ever seen. I'd buy.
This subreddit is great
8:45 nah I’m good
8:47 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Honestly the Michael wave is an actual steal unlike the joke where it’s not actually a steal at all and quite literally the opposite. The microwave works and is 10 bucks dang
I am never watching this while eating again
6:50 I GOT A VOLKSWAGEN AD RIGHT WHEN ROBIN SAID "VOLKSWAGEN"
1:31 when i heard him weeze i immediately thought of the laughing meme lmao (i forgot name)
Bro! Those cigarette earnings are low key ICONIC. They're just like the ones Katya Zamolodchikova (Brian McCook), famous drag queen, wears!
the road sign furniture does look really cool though
THIS RUclips video makes me want to butter my toaster oven instead of toast
2:47 ya know this bird monstrosity would be perfect for weirding an awkward date away.
That bottle of Aunt Jemima is probably worth 1000s considering they changed their name
2:30 *boys I found the beans*