@@lesleymcveighty2296 fanfictions are basically parodies/fan written stories made by fan of the thing they're writing about. The regrettable part is there are people who write +18 type of fictions. For example Wildcat would be writing a +18 fanfiction about Game of Thrones.
If you are able to get into the Nether in this server, you could probably get some glowstone dust in there and you got yourself some Cocaine 2 electric boogaloo for your local business.
I find it fun that Skeppy is trying to be the richest on the server but his competition is against a Drug-Dealing Pig (and a milkbag with some sick shades) 😂😂
Can you make another episode about this? And if not, can you sell books for your next job (Don’t forget about the dirty game of thrones books, those are good)
One side they are avoiding swearing, making dirty jokes because their channel are kids friendly Meanwhile other side they're selling drugs What if Aphmau and Jason making a stream and then they saw Wildcat's Traphouse?
Thanks to Rise of Kingdoms for sponsoring my R-rated Minecraft adventures. Check out the game here: bit.ly/2Mtg7qw
I AM WILDCAT HI!!!
Jo
Yes sir.
Hi
Who knew Wildcat was secretly a GoT fanfiction writer? There's my surprise of the day. XD
What is the GoT fanfic (im gunna regret this arent i)
@@lesleymcveighty2296 Watch the video?
@@ryanwake7885 i have but ill watch it again
@@ryanwake7885 also ive watched the whole vid but i dont remember seeing a got fanfic
@@lesleymcveighty2296 fanfictions are basically parodies/fan written stories made by fan of the thing they're writing about. The regrettable part is there are people who write +18 type of fictions. For example Wildcat would be writing a +18 fanfiction about Game of Thrones.
Wildcat and smii7y: *selling drugs on a minecraft server*
Mojang: "wait...that's illegal"
I’m some places it’s not
Not funny.
Didn't laugh.
I am 90% sure it is illegal to sell human flesh and black tar heroine anywhere on earth
what about that other 10%
XXX Captainscaucelover6969 XXX that other 10% is me thinking you’re joking in which case I held back 10% to laugh if you are
Can someone put a compilation together of all of the PG youtubers stumbling onto the drug house
I wish smii7y posted more of his multiplayer gameplay
mini showed up at one point
@@__-dr5vm wait really
Minecraft: is a game that allows the player to unlimited creative possibilities
Wildcat: Oh yeah that's cool but- drugs.
well if it’s unlimited it’s one of the possibilities
Wildcat: sells drugs in minecraft
Monetization: am i a joke to you?
It's minecraft they can't do shit... they maked a giant penis on Gmod and minecraft years ago and got away with it
No but u r probably a joke to him godly llama
Evan Cowling, because it *is* a joke
Them: We got drugs
Aphmau shows up
Me: What a mix of personality
Imagine if she walks across Wildcat's Traphouse
Lets see if she get triggered or something
Yeah
Wildcat should make splash potions or just plain potions to sell in his trap shop so people will feel affects from the “drugs”
Potions of Swiftness - Speed
GoldyLox If you watch Jericho’s aka Tucker’s streams, Tyler already has plans for a shop at the shady ass pier for his potion shop
Lean
Feather Fall potions!
Oh wait, wrong game.
"lean"
If you are able to get into the Nether in this server, you could probably get some glowstone dust in there and you got yourself some Cocaine 2 electric boogaloo for your local business.
He has but the server hasn't expanded enough to reach any.
No you’d call it crack 💀
Uh? That's LITERALLY what sugar cane is for??? Are all of you cracked out??? It can LITERALLY be turned into white powder(coke)
@@kibbleknight2156 it's not cocaine if it ain't white
just some guy you thick skulled fuck, it is Cocaine 2 electric boogaloo, not coke, cocaine 1, or crack
RUclips logic:
Swearing= no ads
Selling drugs that’s totally ad friendly.
Shhh dont tell em
For the record, a Minecraft block is 1meter x 1meter x 1meter. so that was literally a 2 meter long line of coke.
Holy fuck I just realized this. That's a LOT of coke
Well shit... That's beyond overdose.
All I gathered from this was they had a great time
1 x 1 is 1
DAMN
Speedy : oh yeah we are not pg
Also speedy : I love my Pokémon cape
10:38 “2019 is a crazy year” *laughs during 2020 quarantine*
Laughs in 2021
I find it fun that Skeppy is trying to be the richest on the server but his competition is against a Drug-Dealing Pig (and a milkbag with some sick shades) 😂😂
how is it that it's always a pig that gives him the most competition in anything lol.
Game Freak ikr
Lmao
Tip: put your menu in a lectern so they can read without taking it.
Jack I make fortnite videos ❤️❤️❤️
Brian the Trainer it’s not slow it’s very fast
Cole Slayz nobody gives a fuck
Cole Slayz We are NOT interested
Shut up....
You guys should add some Delphine bath water in your drug shop
Stfu
Stfu
stfu
Stfu
Stfu
What are you doing Timmy
Timmy: Oh nothing Mom _just watching someone sell drugs on Minecraft_
Mom: Do you want the belt or the fist?
Relatable
Jashan Sidhu Timmy: Don’t worry mom, there’s no xanax
timmy timmy timmy turner, he be looking for a burner
Video games cause drug dealers :)
WILDCAT’s Traphouse:
Where our prices are low, and you are high
That's actually a good slogan XD
Fucking genius slogan
Awww GENIUS
420 my dudes
4:30 *APHMAU JOINED THE GAME*
.
Me: I see my world is nearly completed
What Aphmau will say if she saw Wildcat's Traphouse
Also Jason/Aaron(Aph/Jess's husband) is in it too
Family friendly youtuber just find a another youtuber selling drugs in Minecraft
I want to see that happen badly
Next Wildcat video: I had a drug war in Minecraft.
I robbed a bank in Minecraft
I shot up a school in Minecraft
I blew up a mall in Minecraft
What's next? I started World War 3 in Minecraft?
I committed genocide in Minecraft
Richardthe ShadowPrince ha
I mean. Crazy weirdness
I built two towers....
Then flew planes into them. ON MINECRAFT
Gotta admit this is better than watching your fortnite vids 😂😜
Anything is better than his fortnite vids tbh 😂😂
I agree 👌🏾
True
What fortnite?
I swear
Tyler: it’s honest work
Smii7y: is it...?
Tyler: well yea, I’m *honestly* selling drugs
Lmao, what do imbeciles think "Honest" work is, anyways; working for a fucking corporation?
Swat: OPEN UPP
wildcat: ITS A TRAP HOUSE HOMIE WE SELL DRUgs!!!!
Wildcat is slowly becoming a Minecraft RUclipsr
And I love it
Tou shouldn't, he needs to fastly become a Minecraft RUclipsr
It's stupid as shit
Clorox Wipes you know what else is stupid as shit? Your RUclips channel name...
I love you pfp and channel name :D
I HATE it
Wow
Aphmau and wildcat
In the same server
This is the most ambitious crossover ever
Donibobes also
Why?
I hate Aphmau
I know, right??
You got the cringy Minecraft RUclipsr and the actually funny Minecraft RUclipsr.
Wildcat: I started selling drugs in Minecraft
Next video: I shot up a Chick-fil-A in Minecraft
One of his friends did blew one up.
I want to see a whole series of them working their way up to the top of the drug market
LETS GO SELL SOME DRUGS
But first a word from our sponsor
What a way to introduce your sponsor wildcat, beautiful
That Guy On youtube the fact that he needs a sponsor for minecraft is sad
Gotta say, wildcats version of "Game of Trones" is better than the original ending. 😂
Straight facts Gryxz
9:13
Smii7y: yea we good *snorts coke*
Jericho: did you just to a line of coke
Smii7y: nah
Jericho: k den
You gotta sell pufferfish dawg. They actually get you high when you eat em
MATTHEW575M he’s saying in Minecraft it gives you nausea
@MATTHEW575M which is...the joke
MATTHEW575M r/WHOOSH
@MATTHEW575M r/WHOOOOOSHHH
@MATTHEW575M r/whooosh
i'm sure this is what the sponsors had in mind to be promoted on...
lmao my thoughts exactly
Smii7y gets paid accidentally.
Wildcat: did you just pay smii7y?
Smii7y: ahahaha
Trump The Art of The Deal.
"My mom told me to not do drugs, not selling them"
-Smi77y
Ok
You butchered the fuck out of that but ok
“She didnt say dont deal drugs she just said dont deal with drugs”**
I don't know what's more shocking, the title of the video or the fact that RUclips somehow hasn't demonetized it XD
Minecraft my friend. 69% of the time it works all the time
Adrian Diaz 420%*
Love the book
10:38 wildcat said “2019 dude, crazy year” but then 2020 came 🥴
That game of thrones story that wildcat wrote was better than season 8 itself
Arsyad Syuwari Warren str8 fax
True
Poor aphamu literally joined a server with a trap house lol
LMFAOOO
I haven't watch her vids since the Emerald. Now that Aaron and Aph are minding each other while these two madman ruin time.
Read this as I saw it 😂
I love aph been watching her since Minecraft tekit
luke dennis
I started watching her since the beginning of Minecraft diaries and stopped watching her after the first season of Emerald came out
This is actually extremely entertaining, I’d love to see y’all do more insanely mature shit on this family friendly server, really entertaining
Seeing speedy and sidearms was a nostalgia bomb, I haven't watched them in so long
Buy into sp33dy and sidearms stock
Can’t wait for Tyler to discover that there’s an actual drug mod
... Damn i was away from MC a really Long time
@@ZodokiEsparda it's been in mc for a really long time lmao
@@justsomeguy1136
Yeah and i played it when it was published killed the Ender Dragon and then stopped.
I maybe played for 4 months Tops
I made one of these “businesses” in my friends world without him knowing and my slogan is.....
Welcome back we sell Crack
Everyone: let's play Minecraft
Wildcat: *sells drugs*
You should sell flint and steel lighters and potion alcohol
Trap house is for drugs
fern for weed
Mr. Cheznut alcohol is a drug
@@Drxyy alcohol is not a drug its a type of poison that isnt as harmful as chemical poison
@@bombs_gta Alcohol IS a drug.
10:40 Wildcat: 2019, crazy year dude 2020: Hold my corona
RUclips sees drugs in the title: oh another video getting demonoti-
RUclips sees minecraft in title: AHHH MIXED EMOTIONS
RUclips is probably going to have a hard decision on monetizing this or not
they prolly wont
Lol no if they have a chance they will demonize anything
I got adds on it
Lol nah
RUclips and Minecraft are BFF
4:08 that moment when you realize these guys could get trolled...
Friend: "So what'd you do today?"
Me: "I uhh... Watched grown men sell drugs in Minecraft"
Friend: ...
No you watched them read Game of Thrones erotica in Minecraft
also friend: instantly does the same thing
Speedy & Side and Wildcat, now that’s the crossover in Minecraft we needed
Factssssss!!!!!! I'm so happy
10:35 I’m just laughing my ass off while he says that
Anybody else know that there's an actual drug mod in minecraft Wildcat could use instead
BK GO CRAZY it’s a server
I’ve seen actual drug mods skydoesminecraft has used them before in videos.
@@Flamecreeper677 dude I havent heard of skydoesminecraft in so many years that man is a og minecrafter
Ya but I found the mod i was talking about it’s called psychedelicraft unfortunately it’s only on 1.7
Can you make another episode about this? And if not, can you sell books for your next job (Don’t forget about the dirty game of thrones books, those are good)
its been almost 3 years and I still think this is one of the funniest Minecraft videos I've ever seen XD
What happened to first 30 sec?
Wildcat: *casually says* "i will be trying to sell drugs to the other RUclipsrs"
GlumXY sponsor
I always love when Speedy and Wildcat are in the same video. They are both RUclipsrs I love.
Factssssss ‼️
You’re literally a video genius dude. I just watched this video after it being out for 10 months lol. Straight comedy. Love it!
Seeing my childhood youtubers and streamers in the same server as my current youtubers and streamers does stuff to my heart
Gayson Derulo idek what server this is
@@gabrielklushkan2438 how to minecraft season 6
I- I never thought I'd see Wildcat and Aphmau playing on the same minecraft server. Literally opposite sides of minecraft lmao
One side they are avoiding swearing, making dirty jokes because their channel are kids friendly
Meanwhile other side they're selling drugs
What if Aphmau and Jason making a stream and then they saw Wildcat's Traphouse?
i love how the chat is a nice funny conversation while wildcat shows smii7y his drugs.
Wait is that Beef and Splingo champions, The gaming legend KYR Speedy and Redstone God Bidearm?
I better buy some stocks
6'5 GAMING LEGEND KYR SP33DY?
*a snapping sound is heard as the monetization bot rips its head 360 degrees around at the title of the video*
i really wanna see wildcat starting his new business, doing the whole book business would make me shit my pants with laughter
Mom- hey tyler what you do today
Tyler- i made a traphouse and started selling drugs in minecraft
Mom- 😧
This. Is. Ganna. Get. Demonetized 😂😂 im cracking up though this is amazing
That's why he has sponsors
He’s doing the video in Minecraft so it’s clear
The first and last time Tyler and Smii7y will be in this server XD
Out here getting lucky and catching the video just as it comes out, thanks for the content Tyler
More content with Speedy and Side!🙌 Please!
3:44 someone blown up by a creeper... Kyrspeedy : Aw maaan
5:24 only guy who responded is playing fortnite
9:30 SPEEDY
12:10 and 13:05 chat log tells a story
14:45 and now better game of thrones fan fiction than what we got
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
The comments: *MaKe ThIs BlUe If YoU LoVe WiLdCaT!*
So true!
MaKe ThIs BlUe If YoU LoVe WiLdCaT
Notch: Minecraft is family friendly
Wildcat:sells drug in Minecraft
Minecraft maybe family-friendly, but nobody said anything about the people who play it! XD
Yea ok your right
"But first, a message from our sponsor!"
*_immediate skip_*
Although it has to do with drugs ... The idea is very creative
Remember when Wildcat fake snorted cocaine and got a blood nose
it wasnt tyler, it was mini *facepalm*
@@theonesweeney oh yeah my b
@@theonesweeney those were the good days...
@@Crimson_Screwball3446 ikr
That was funny 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m crying at the Zaboomafoo ref
Wild kratt brother’s right?
Drugs in title.
Susan: wait that’s illegal
Oreo King Also Susan W. “But... it’s Minecraft. Meh, they’re fine.”
Jamie and Cersei mid 69 and Tyrion walls in 🤣😂 I’m dying
Here at Wildcats' traphouse
We sell drugs
straight to the point
3:49 I haven’t Heard Wildcat Sniff this Hard Since He sniff That Oak Door In Gmod
Good Times
You should've invited Swagger or Zuckles
They would pay big for some grass and 'wheed'.
Swagger for real lol
Swagger would have snorted everything.
@@habitsrabbit true that
Shout out to the first video I ever watched made by you!
Of course, out of all the things you can make in Minecraft you make a drug store.
Why not
More money
@@johnnysureno I mean...
Somewhere in the past: "in the future we'll have flying cars."
2019: "I'm selling drugs on Minecraft."
Drinking potion of slowness = sizzurp/purple drank
**Sees Notification**
*YOU DID W H A T*
Whaat? You e never played tuber simulator?
@@RRAAZ CREEPER?
@@RRAAZ Awww maaan!
Never thought id see the day where one of my favorite youtubers sold drugs in minecraft to another on of my favorite youtubers
2 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos that Wildcat put out. I miss these minecraft days
Tyler sould pay smii7y 420
And say "baize it"
4:31 aphmau, a roleplay minecraft channel thats mostly kid freindly
Wildcat : showing people his drugs.
why is this so funny to me
Imagine if Aphmau and Jason walking around in the server and saw Wildcat's Traphouse?
It would be crazy if they planned to buy one lmao
Lol
I grew up with Zoboomafoo! I thought he was forgotten!
That story should be called Game of Bones.
Damn, Speedy in a Wildcat video. It's been a long while.
Wildcat: 2019 crazy year
Me: ha you cant say that in 2020
2012: “Minecraft Let’s Play Part 1!”
2019: “i built a trap house and started selling drugs in Minecraft”
“Bit of a different video”
Title: I made a trap house and started selling drugs in Minecraft.
Two guys selling too much in a trap house all day, so they start getting high on their own supplies by the end.
Wildcat: "If you're ever having a slow day you can just...
*SNIFFffFFFfFfF*
We got shrooms and zanoomashrooms they turn you into a Lemur dog
Love your work wildcat keep it up
Wildcat: but first a word from our sponsor
Me: rapidly hits right side of screen