What 1000 Hours As FURNITURE Looks Like [ Rainbow Six: Siege ]

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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  • @aiheki
    @aiheki 3 года назад +283

    "oh no someone is having fun in casual better report them for griefing"... That I really felt lol

  • @rechtsguy4005
    @rechtsguy4005 3 года назад +884

    *"Mum said it's my turn on Mira's window"*
    *Dying....*

  • @reanukeeves392
    @reanukeeves392 3 года назад +1092

    This is a certified siege classic

  • @ethandonnelly1973
    @ethandonnelly1973 3 года назад +399

    Yenno when I looked at camo patterns in the past I was often like "No fucking way you'd look at that and not realize it's a person"
    Then someone explained that it's about breaking up the human shape more than anything.
    And watching people walk past a circle, a horizontal rectangle and two vertical rectangles, not realizing what they're looking at, I get it now.
    And it's still dumb as hell

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 3 года назад +25

      The only time I am even close to 'falling' for it. It is my team who is blind and I just assumed they cleared site. Or Mira was in a corner I would not have checked anyway

    • @ethandonnelly1973
      @ethandonnelly1973 3 года назад +58

      @@WhatIsTheHeat You should check every corner though.
      It's called "sweep and clear" not "Assume it's clear"

    • @aderpyaxolotl
      @aderpyaxolotl 2 года назад +1

      @@masonreppeto882 OMG LMAO

    • @eranodelpum9752
      @eranodelpum9752 2 года назад

      @@masonreppeto882 your father is a bad person or something?

    • @masonreppeto882
      @masonreppeto882 2 года назад

      @@eranodelpum9752 It's pretty common for your parents to get upset if you're caught playing lego starwars at midnight on a school night. However yes the guy was an abusive piece of shit lmao.

  • @cinfdef
    @cinfdef 2 года назад +103

    6:09 This whole video makes me reconsider the actual functionality of Snake's cardboard box

  • @kukatheboss275
    @kukatheboss275 3 года назад +254

    He deserves way more views, he's the only r6 youtuber that doesn't think loud=funny

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 10 месяцев назад

      imagine him and Badger doing a collab. We'd have two opposites on the spectrum.

  • @shadow3dfx
    @shadow3dfx 3 года назад +1264

    Wtf, That has to be the most epic intro i ever seen.

  • @APXLLYXN
    @APXLLYXN 3 года назад +80

    2:16
    I like how Jager's head turns to Hoot like "Bruh"

    • @radium4194
      @radium4194 2 года назад +3

      Literally just “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

  • @eclipse2915
    @eclipse2915 3 года назад +144

    *"READING YOU LIKE A FIDDLE"*
    -Hoot 2021

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 3 года назад +11

      *"PLAYING YOU LIKE A BOOK!"*

  • @hyil2223
    @hyil2223 3 года назад +214

    Pengu must have been impressed by your voice talent

  • @therewillbegoodman2726
    @therewillbegoodman2726 3 года назад +70

    Imagine this game having proximity chat and hoot says: "*behind you*"

  • @theloveseatlords6649
    @theloveseatlords6649 3 года назад +311

    Everyone here’s saying that the intro was very epic.
    At any second I was expecting you to say “Dearest Marie, as the war ends for me I have no regrets.”
    Like dude did you voice act in the ending of Valiant Hearts

    • @GaryHamad
      @GaryHamad 3 года назад +8

      NO
      NOT THE FEELS NOOOOOO

    • @camaranjones6679
      @camaranjones6679 3 года назад

      @@GaryHamad *feeling*

    • @fluffyx1556
      @fluffyx1556 3 года назад +1

      voice acting is overrated...
      Mira window morphing is good enough

  • @generalgrievous6689
    @generalgrievous6689 3 года назад +137

    Bruh, you know you're good if Pengu's main joins your game.

    • @senatorarmstrong7380
      @senatorarmstrong7380 3 года назад +13

      Hey, do I know you?

    • @generalgrievous6689
      @generalgrievous6689 3 года назад +19

      @@senatorarmstrong7380 This is getting out of hand, now, there are 2 of us!

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon Год назад

      @@senatorarmstrong7380 Nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?

  • @jonathansorenson6840
    @jonathansorenson6840 Год назад +9

    There is a thin line between playing *like* IKEA furniture, and playing *as* IKEA furniture. This man has mastered both sides

  • @splnter648
    @splnter648 2 года назад +9

    This is the vibe as hiding in a box in tf2. Sometimes it works a little well and when it does, it’s always funny.

  • @grandprixrejects7027
    @grandprixrejects7027 3 года назад +14

    11:07 that is DEFINITELY a Narcos reference. Definitely.

  • @FadedGT
    @FadedGT 3 года назад +46

    The intro was like a story bro!

  • @snowy9073
    @snowy9073 3 года назад +15

    10:21 Glaz was like: "damn i really got headshotted twice not ONCE but TWICE"

  • @sebatomic870
    @sebatomic870 3 года назад +8

    3:00
    Hoot changed a mans life that day

  • @Provakeject
    @Provakeject 3 года назад +25

    0:16 you know this guy ain't losing shit, he got the anime profile and everythin

  • @f16fightingfalcon15
    @f16fightingfalcon15 3 года назад +27

    i love how hoot has the blur his warcrimes to avoid being demonetized

  • @GSGPhanttom
    @GSGPhanttom 3 года назад +30

    Hoot is a magician, this man can write on a piece of paper with his mask backwards 🧞‍♂️

  • @micha3111
    @micha3111 3 года назад +7

    11:05 average south america country

  • @british_punk_1656
    @british_punk_1656 3 года назад +7

    - It's cause I'm horny.
    - Stop being horny. Be happy.
    This is the most wholesome thing i've heard in months.

  • @ninja6245-real
    @ninja6245-real 3 года назад +4

    1:37 Meet the spy.

  • @ramannoodle2129
    @ramannoodle2129 3 года назад +69

    5:00
    I am expecting a video where you devour your balaclava in the next few days coming. you would not break a promise, would you?
    love your videos.

    • @DrakoWulf
      @DrakoWulf 3 года назад +2

      He'll make a balaclava-shaped cake and eat that. It's a balaclava, and it's his.

  • @danigamer3274
    @danigamer3274 2 года назад +1

    0:27 DUDE, the damn balaclava man🤣

  • @auscete2762
    @auscete2762 3 года назад +4

    I like how in the book it shows the reason for the DDOS is Raffler-3, little callback to a mute video

  • @LivingZombie706
    @LivingZombie706 3 года назад +31

    It’s just something in casuals minds that make Mira holding the mirror completely invisible to them

    • @jrodboi7321
      @jrodboi7321 3 года назад +4

      Its just people tend to look past it because they are looking for things like people running around. people tend to just not notice

  • @quant1
    @quant1 3 года назад +10

    Favorite moment from this video
    6:27

  • @deadmqn_
    @deadmqn_ 3 года назад +2

    11:06 that was so cool. my god.

  • @ks35316
    @ks35316 3 года назад +19

    1:28 “Should I execute him?”
    Me: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

  • @sp1cysoup
    @sp1cysoup 3 года назад +129

    I miss vax i hope hes doing ok :(

  • @Hels_vessel
    @Hels_vessel 3 года назад +3

    When he's singing the intro to Praise Abort by Lindemann at 6:26 😭

    •  2 года назад

      mate i was listening to it on spotify and i hover over the video and i saw the preview of tills mouth i was mindblown

  • @mubrek236
    @mubrek236 3 года назад +6

    ''SUGMA Vol. 1'' I'm dying

  • @toolazytomakeaname7793
    @toolazytomakeaname7793 2 года назад +4

    watching these videos is like going to a museum, you reutrn to them sometimes and it's still good

  • @fyregus
    @fyregus 2 года назад +1

    10:00 i love that cam spot. I had one funny guy on the enemy team who was confused. He was like "what fucking camera? Nasa?"

  • @jimmygravy806
    @jimmygravy806 3 года назад +16

    this video is gonna get me through the rest of the week lol

  • @grqfes
    @grqfes 3 года назад +3

    0:01 im so glad Anomaly managed to stick to that diet and work out like he planned at the beginning. real man of his word. god bless

    • @omegs
      @omegs 3 года назад

      I wonder what papa is doing

  • @shankhh
    @shankhh 2 года назад +1

    2:25 eyes of a man who can no more trust

  • @duckkey7025
    @duckkey7025 3 года назад +3

    Thatcher: alright who’s ready to find this furniture
    Mira: right behind you

  • @josephsenn3290
    @josephsenn3290 3 года назад +4

    The dark souls 3 parry sound in the outro just gave me so much dopamine

  • @orange5990
    @orange5990 3 года назад +2

    3:16 - i felt that pain

  • @waffleboi8508
    @waffleboi8508 2 года назад +2

    Man Hoot is a perfect narrator for medieval war age

  • @Nekoneko_99
    @Nekoneko_99 3 года назад +2

    Nagatoro-san 0:17
    I'm such a weeb

  • @MrStefanSociety
    @MrStefanSociety 2 года назад +1

    That rendition of Praise Abort might just be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard, please, do the full song I'll pay.

  • @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
    @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 3 года назад +3

    11:45 WHERE IS THAT DAMN WOOKIE

  • @therichbarbecue340
    @therichbarbecue340 3 года назад

    Sugma
    Vol 1
    The siege chronicles of Hoot

  • @somebody_JB
    @somebody_JB Год назад

    "you never truly know how to sweat until you play rainbow six," a wise man once said.

  • @Charlie-cu6yt
    @Charlie-cu6yt 3 года назад +1

    "sniff sniff, mmm this pistol smells good" lmfao

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 3 года назад +1

    The way the jager was looking at you after you killed him lol, "bruh"

  • @rebin997
    @rebin997 3 года назад

    Hoot: hehe - : Notices that sounded girly : Hoot , Says hehe like a demonic Demon : HEHE. Like we didn't hear that sweet heart

  • @kymedd
    @kymedd 2 года назад +1

    4:50 mop lmao XDDDD

  • @hitboii0065
    @hitboii0065 3 года назад +1

    That dark souls parry sound effect felt so amazing at outro

  • @raahim4691
    @raahim4691 3 года назад +1

    11:00 gave me chills man

    • @JixWasTaken
      @JixWasTaken 3 года назад

      the narcos reference lol

    • @JohnHandle-
      @JohnHandle- 3 года назад

      I don't get it, can you explain?

  • @reyz1713
    @reyz1713 Год назад

    „Mom said it’s my turn on Mira windows“ 😂😂😂

  • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
    @johnnyfrankenstein0123 3 года назад +1

    Being furniture is a smart tactical decision and strategy

  • @thanhdoan4740
    @thanhdoan4740 2 года назад +1

    this dude got a badass voice that i always wish for.

  • @Hummingbird_hub
    @Hummingbird_hub 2 года назад +1

    6:07 After that HEHE I felt muself in danger

  • @lolmanbob123
    @lolmanbob123 2 года назад +1

    7:26 Homie blasted someone off of the server

  • @dead-eyedevil3360
    @dead-eyedevil3360 2 года назад

    "Sugma - Vol. 1" caught me off-guard.

  • @notsotechy2736
    @notsotechy2736 3 года назад +1

    I like the effort put into the intro props man

  • @rodneycusi7978
    @rodneycusi7978 2 года назад

    Dis some good content, you have earned a sub my friend

  • @pine_1416
    @pine_1416 3 года назад

    i love how one of the best siege players of all time joins and he just doesnt care

  • @alexsimonenko465
    @alexsimonenko465 2 года назад

    8:23 that moment when you begin to feel like the surface of the sun

  • @OoGnAhS
    @OoGnAhS 2 года назад +1

    Just silently killing peeking people... Noice

  • @simonesposito9758
    @simonesposito9758 10 месяцев назад

    Imagine a picture of a Mira and a Table side by side and majority of R6 Siege players say it's the same picture.

  • @JohnSmithM2C
    @JohnSmithM2C 2 года назад

    this is a certified hoot classic and funny asf

  • @bananamanjo3
    @bananamanjo3 3 года назад

    High risk high reward... “hehe🤪” 👹: hehe

  • @sakucelty
    @sakucelty 3 года назад +4

    I’ll be waiting for the “eating my balaclava” video.

  • @LoneWolf_-qh7py
    @LoneWolf_-qh7py 2 года назад

    5:38 I like how the RELOAD is on the screen when you have 25 more bullets
    P10 roni gun: 19 bullets in magazine

  • @Local_Lad
    @Local_Lad 2 года назад

    Reject humanity, return to S H E L F

  • @thefergottenop499
    @thefergottenop499 3 года назад

    Bro that was the most cheekiest thing I saw in the intro you got me bro

  • @BlackCollar
    @BlackCollar 2 года назад

    Everyone's tough until the dresser pulls a knife, lol...

  • @derpjiggle9155
    @derpjiggle9155 3 года назад +1

    I would genuinely like to here him say “you are a sussy imposter”

  • @SpamorammA
    @SpamorammA 2 года назад

    I just realized, when he gets louder he sounds exactly like internet historian with a different accent, but you cant even really tell with shorter sentences.

  • @fluffyx1556
    @fluffyx1556 3 года назад

    Mira: morphs into a window
    Enemy: walks past
    Mira: pddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddtttt

  • @gabrielqueiroz9832
    @gabrielqueiroz9832 Год назад

    I'm gonna try it today, and that video made my day.

  • @wantdatcadpat44
    @wantdatcadpat44 3 года назад +1

    6:27 WAIT THATS LINDEMANN LMAOOO

  • @shadowfoxprower4412
    @shadowfoxprower4412 3 года назад +2

    The minute when I breached and saw someone doing that with mirra I told them am I joke to you and blowtorched them to death with maverick.

  • @sarnabhasengupta8115
    @sarnabhasengupta8115 Год назад

    Bro this is good, he really put a lot of effort into it

  • @theflock4916
    @theflock4916 2 года назад

    I once hid under a desk and got 3 kills in a game, no one fired a single shot at the desk.
    *I am, ze d e s k g o b l i n .*

  • @ItsCioffi
    @ItsCioffi 2 года назад

    I used to love doing this is COD with the riot shield in sabotage

  • @EpicAwesomesauce
    @EpicAwesomesauce 3 года назад +1

    6:27 I'm...I'm pretty sure I finished, but I'm too scared to check.

  • @Hitchclif
    @Hitchclif 2 года назад

    "I'm playing siege, how could I be happy?"

  • @alex190291
    @alex190291 2 года назад

    ahahahhahaha "Anagram? SawCon?" ahahahahahha

  • @YourLoyd
    @YourLoyd 2 года назад

    Is this the new evolution to "spending 100 hours as a(insert whatever here)"

  • @45potato95
    @45potato95 Год назад

    “Reading you like a fiddle”

  • @Stahanovetsky
    @Stahanovetsky 3 года назад +1

    MIRA in 1vs5: *I'M A FURNITURE*

  • @tras500
    @tras500 2 года назад

    reject humanity return to furniture

  • @emeraldfox2949
    @emeraldfox2949 3 года назад +1

    I don't see you eating no balaclava there big man

  • @Epsa_
    @Epsa_ 3 года назад +1

    He’d be great for tv shows narration

  • @ftc_productions
    @ftc_productions 2 года назад

    seeing people pass by mira, damn, the enemy team is full of paid actors

  • @blankblank9904
    @blankblank9904 2 года назад

    oh nice. randomly got this vid suggested and find someone knowing Till lindemann :D

  • @TheInquisitor2012
    @TheInquisitor2012 Год назад

    *"Bushman rules"*
    _- some aussie bloke_

  • @averageinternetsurfer8089
    @averageinternetsurfer8089 3 года назад

    12:53 my man is playing siege at 12 pm midnight

  • @protard2266
    @protard2266 3 года назад

    Good to see I'm not the only one who acts that way to Favela

  • @Sinequanonem
    @Sinequanonem Год назад

    The voice is just fantastic

  • @L-F-vj6gh
    @L-F-vj6gh 3 года назад

    That Lindemann cover was perfect

  • @cornbreadstudios8563
    @cornbreadstudios8563 3 года назад +1

    I’ve never heard your voice before but you sound like cpt price