Plus its worth noting that EVERYTHING in Australia would be trying to kill them. Snakes, spiders, everything. Probably half their army was dead before they engaged the Aussies.
@@HenshinFanatic Nope, the second war was when the government gave the local farmers a shit ton of ammo for the .303 rifle and permission to clear the land. To this day, those areas are free of Emu.
They landed in the rainforests of Brazil! I can see it now ..."Why is that fishie biting me?" ... "Arrgh why so many bugs?" ... "Da fuq dis dart come from?" ... "Tiny likkle bright frog can't be too dangerous can it?" ... "It's just a tree, what harm can a tree do?" Oh you poor sweet souls...
Story #1: Puts me to mind of the account where a long Ghurka fought off 40 attackers with a knife to defend a young woman's honour on the Maurya Express in 2010.
Damn story 1 really hit home for me. Got caught up in memories more than 20 years old that I still haven't shared with anyone. Didn't notice the time that past or that I was caught up in that same thousand yard stare till my body screamed go take a dump. Looked at the clock and approx. 2 hours had passed with the video paused at the beginning of story 2!
Great stories; Excellent narration! They say that a Marine only retires when he dies, but that is debatable. He probably continues to fight even after he dies! The 2nd story gave me an LOL over the reference to the Great Emu War!
nice, working in the Emu war made me laugh. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RUclips algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
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Lots of great comments on these stories means Squirrel chose real winners this time and I will admit the first story made me sad while the second story gave me a chuckle and a smile! A great way to start the day!
The xenos underestimated Canada, but then the Canadians undid the ritual that sealed their aggression into their geese. The Honkening is not spoken of in any report, because there were no non-Canadians alive to report the event.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Normal Humans are bad, Human Marines are worse. Story 2: Our disunity was our strength in this case. Well, that and Edrisil tactical stupidity.
Though there was that one American Marine vet on a subway train in NYC who tried to restrain some homeless guy who was high as a kite attacking a woman and the perp died unintentionally. The assholes tried to crucify the poor vet.
If you are going to salute please use the right hand. I love your stories but the salute caught this old vet and that was what I focused on and had to back up for the second story.
Then go to Australia where everything tries to kill them. LOL Though in rural Florida FM would be competing against all the rednecks chasing the aliens down in pickup trucks. I'm from rural Florida, we're armed to the teeth.
The detective arrived on scene. Walking up to the dilapidated old home he looked over at the tree. The corpse of a rabbit slowly sways in the breeze. A Leprechaun’s body lay at the base his head at an impossible angle toucan feathers shoved in his mouth. The beat cop says “Doesn’t look like all their tricks and magic could get them out of this one.” Walking into the front door a man in old fashioned formal clothing and a cape lay on the couch with a stake driven into his chest. 3 guys with chief hats were scattered around the room each with a bullet hole in their forehead. Stepping into the hall way lay a man in navel uniform who had been garroted. Walking past the bedroom a large pink monster lie on the bed clearly dead and a bird sat there repeating over and over Cuckoo for … Cuckoo for. The cop then says “Only potential witness found him in the closet curled into a ball think he’s lost in permanently” Walking into the sunroom A bear with a knife in his chest a tiger with his throat cut floated in the hot tub. Detective finally spoke. “Damn guys looks like we have a particularly brutal cereal killer on the loose.”
Mongolian Navy. 😂 Three fishing boats with one engine.
One of the guys even knows how to swim.
I believe they also have a cannon. A water cannon, to be accurate 😂
@@Lucian00311 By which, it's considered cannon that there is water.
Once a marine. Ever a marine!
The first story made me cry
The second story made me giggle, the 'Aussie-Emu War"
Some of these stories feel like there were written by vets.
"we lost a war. Once. To the emus. But you are welcome to try. When you're finished with us, you can have the emus".
Australia:😂
Except, I believe it was twice they lost to the emus.
@@HenshinFanatic one war with a temporary, unofficial ceasefire.
@@HenshinFanatic 🤔 no, I think it was just a long war. 🤭
Plus its worth noting that EVERYTHING in Australia would be trying to kill them. Snakes, spiders, everything. Probably half their army was dead before they engaged the Aussies.
@@HenshinFanatic Nope, the second war was when the government gave the local farmers a shit ton of ammo for the .303 rifle and permission to clear the land.
To this day, those areas are free of Emu.
That second one was pretty damn funny 😂❤ "farming them for experience"
For the Agro-rythm!
The two tales could not be more different but both were perfect in their own way, from serious to sublime.
They landed in the rainforests of Brazil! I can see it now ..."Why is that fishie biting me?" ... "Arrgh why so many bugs?" ... "Da fuq dis dart come from?" ... "Tiny likkle bright frog can't be too dangerous can it?" ... "It's just a tree, what harm can a tree do?" Oh you poor sweet souls...
My tea is now all over my table, after the statement of about a Tag limit.
Finally!! The fleet was avenged. It took a few centuries but at least the Mongol Navy didn’t sink this time.
I wonder if Japan feels a bit uneasy.
I really liked both stories for very diffrent reasons. WITH ENERGY!!
Story #1: Puts me to mind of the account where a long Ghurka fought off 40 attackers with a knife to defend a young woman's honour on the Maurya Express in 2010.
I'm disappointed they didn;t make it to Florida and Australia
Wondering what constrictors and venom producing critters would have done (besides kill and eat an obscure and novel food source).
@@Terran.Marine.2 They messed up by touching the gympie gympie tree
They tried an amphibious landing on the north coast of Australia. The box jellyfish and saltwater crocodiles eliminated them.
Damn story 1 really hit home for me. Got caught up in memories more than 20 years old that I still haven't shared with anyone. Didn't notice the time that past or that I was caught up in that same thousand yard stare till my body screamed go take a dump. Looked at the clock and approx. 2 hours had passed with the video paused at the beginning of story 2!
Was about to make comment about #1 also, . . . . . . enough said.
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Semper Prorsum
All the stories read in general are quite good but the second story of these two had me laughing. Well written and well read. Kudos to all involved!
For da Squirrel! Long live the Squirrel!
Great stories; Excellent narration! They say that a Marine only retires when he dies, but that is debatable. He probably continues to fight even after he dies! The 2nd story gave me an LOL over the reference to the Great Emu War!
Hey, I hear Odin is always recruiting veterans.
all Marines go to Valhalla
They regroup in hell
nice, working in the Emu war made me laugh. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful RUclips algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
I believe they actually lost 2 wars with the Emus.
aliens: we are invading
Humans: we lost a war to birds once
Aliens:.... WTF?
@@xessq1 a very angry, ugly looking bird.🤬
For the Narrator, and those who served and made it home, but never left the place behind.
For the algorithm, WITH ENERGY!!!
In honor of creative authors.
In honor of a great voice actor who doubles as great at selecting great stories.
OK Algorithm ... pay this guy handsomely!
The first story reminds me of those marines "assisting" some thugs to become acquainted with several broken bones.
These stories are so good ❤ thank you to the writers and Argo for bringing them to life.
Lots of great comments on these stories means Squirrel chose real winners this time and I will admit the first story made me sad while the second story gave me a chuckle and a smile! A great way to start the day!
Both good stories. Love when they throw in something from "down under". For the Algorithm!!
Darn missed the live today, but like Ian Malcom once said Life finds a way... to get in the way.... Howdy howdy from Tucson
Another great post!
There is no way that either the states or feds would act that fast on issuing tag limits 😂😅😊
ALGORITHMS AWAY!!!!!!!!
Love both, but the second gave me a definite chuckle.
Another great read by The Squirrel.
Both great stories, thank you. UKUK
The xenos underestimated Canada, but then the Canadians undid the ritual that sealed their aggression into their geese.
The Honkening is not spoken of in any report, because there were no non-Canadians alive to report the event.
it's not a warcrime if you win and the other side never signed the treaty
great read
The great Emu Empire approves the second story.
Great one. My favorite narrator
still laughing at the second story, glorious stuff
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: Normal Humans are bad, Human Marines are worse.
Story 2: Our disunity was our strength in this case. Well, that and Edrisil tactical stupidity.
the good show made me chuckle
The hell are these things? (Rain Forest of Brazil)
Please do pet the cute colourfull frogs! 😂
I was hoping they were saying-they got killed off by poison darts.
@@niyablake Hihi, that would have been a pointy end to that invasion indeed! 😄
@@klasandersson7522 No ,if Florida has taught me any thing you lick the frogs .
@@niyablake 🤣🤣🤣
Story 1 based on one of several real world ghurka on a train incidents.
Beat me to it.
Bishnu Shrestha, just toned down for "realism".
@@redbear6 isnt he the old fella that trained Son Goku before he became a Buddha?
I don't doubt. The ghurkas will send you to the next world rather quickly.,
Though there was that one American Marine vet on a subway train in NYC who tried to restrain some homeless guy who was high as a kite attacking a woman and the perp died unintentionally. The assholes tried to crucify the poor vet.
Alien fleet lands in the Amazon and is never heard from again
Now imagine if the Australians managed to recruit emus and cassowaries into the armed forces.
One really needs to read Tsun Tsu BEFORE invading Earth.
Hilariously funny.
Mongolian Navy I like that
As an Aussie, we "Don't mention the war"....😉😁
But I did get a grin out the US and Canadian governments setting bag limits on the aliens.... 😅😅
There are no tag limits on an evasive species.
For the algorithm in the emos, play The former be appeased and the latter be ever VICTORIOUS
Fingers crossed for a sequal to story #1
That absolutely sound like something everyone would do if we were invaded instead is should have been unlimited per tag.
Not the "farmed for experience"😭😭😭
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Nvm, this whole thing is one giant meme
72hr hold for the vet , legally protect him a lil he needs it anyway
Space Marines, What is your duty?
Fun fact: Unlike Germany, we didn't lose against the emus the second time around!
If you are going to salute please use the right hand. I love your stories but the salute caught this old vet and that was what I focused on and had to back up for the second story.
😊
Invasion during hunting season is never a good idea. Start the grills , it's going to be fun.
First story: NEVER trigger a Marine vet. You will have a very bad time.
Russian and Chinese air defenses that work😂😂😂
9:30 Wait... Mongolia has a navy?
I would love a version were the aliens landed in Florida and meat Florida man on bath salts. then they land in South Africa an encounter krokodil
Then go to Australia where everything tries to kill them. LOL Though in rural Florida FM would be competing against all the rednecks chasing the aliens down in pickup trucks. I'm from rural Florida, we're armed to the teeth.
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Lets go Mongald
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Agro squirrel, australia doesn't have much of an "emo" population. We do have an "emu" population though 😂
heh, Aussie Emos?
Emus. Big bird kind of like an ostrich. They've been trying to control the population of the pests for decades. So the Emu wors is a running joke.
No expiration to the oath.
Algorithm
Heard the first story on another channel, The Squirrel did it much better.
The Squirrel always does it better. Man is a master narrator.
The detective arrived on scene. Walking up to the dilapidated old home he looked over at the tree. The corpse of a rabbit slowly sways in the breeze. A Leprechaun’s body lay at the base his head at an impossible angle toucan feathers shoved in his mouth.
The beat cop says “Doesn’t look like all their tricks and magic could get them out of this one.”
Walking into the front door a man in old fashioned formal clothing and a cape lay on the couch with a stake driven into his chest. 3 guys with chief hats were scattered around the room each with a bullet hole in their forehead.
Stepping into the hall way lay a man in navel uniform who had been garroted.
Walking past the bedroom a large pink monster lie on the bed clearly dead and a bird sat there repeating over and over Cuckoo for … Cuckoo for.
The cop then says “Only potential witness found him in the closet curled into a ball think he’s lost in permanently”
Walking into the sunroom A bear with a knife in his chest a tiger with his throat cut floated in the hot tub.
Detective finally spoke. “Damn guys looks like we have a particularly brutal cereal killer on the loose.”
Your work with Their Duty was excellent. Earlier, I heard a version narrated by AI and it was terrible.
There is no such thing as an Ex Marine. Be that US or Royal.
Eldrisil were lucky they didn't attack, the Ukranians, Kurds, Afghans, or the Vietnamese.
no offence mate but i need to see you salute with your right hand not the left please 😅
Not to mention that you should not salute in civvies. ( always makes me cringe when civilians outside the chain do that .. )